I thought this was going to be a pretty typical evening for us. Usually when GuyverDH and I fuck, it's pretty ordinary. Some oral. Some anal. He likes me to ejaculate on his face once in a while, but that's about as wild as it usually got. This time was different. As soon as I finished skeeting in his mouth, GuyverDH surprised me. He showed me a fake plastic ass that he made in his art class, and he showed me a special modification that he made just for me. He had rigged three dremel tools up with the grinding burrs, arranged around the "colon" of this plastic ass. I thought to myself "this is unusually kinky for GuyverDH, the most he's ever done before is shock his own balls with a 9 volt." But, I'm game for anything, and my 3 inch cock wasn't getting much use lately anyway. So what the hell. I started to shove my cock into the plastic ass grinder trap that my lover so thoughtfully provided. It hurt, but not that much actually. There wasn't much blood since the grinders were generating so much friction heat that the wounds on my cock were cauterized immediately. I thought this was going to be just a mildly painful letdown. I pulled out to examine the damage, and that's when GuyverDH started to get even wilder than he'd ever been in the past. Who knew hat GuyverDH was a total freak for a cock with burn marks up and down the shaft? His eyes grew wider, and he started to shove a dildo into his asshole...
I knew right then that the story of homosexual sex had been imagined, but never described completely. Until now. And GuyverDH was going to help me write this epic for all time.
And I shoved my cock into GuyverDH's hungry mouth. The speed of the thrust surprised him, as he gagged a little and his eyes bugged out as he struggled to hold all 3 inches of erect manhood in his mouth at once. His mouth felt so good on my cock, and I quickly started spurting cum all over his tongue and teeth. That wasn't nearly enough for GuyverDH though, his appetite would take much more to be sated...
And I slowly start to stroke it. It's limp, but quickly becoming harder, helped by thoughts of GuyverDH in his favorite Speedo. He's a chubby man, but he knows his way around a hot tub. It doesn't take long and there's a slick fluid starting to flow from my meatus. Not much drives a GuyverDH wild more than a salty flow of pre-cum. I move my cock towards his mouth...
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And they'll keep everyone else out of your way too. Good managers are like firewalls. They prevent interference from the outside, and let the porn flow.
I'm not trying to communicate anything. My comments are not meant for you, they are meant for the rest of us who are laughing at you. It's fine if you don't understand, we're still having our fun.
Wow, I'm famous a little bit. I had no idea that anybody was paying attention to what I do, except for the woman on skype who calls me to see me ejaculate on my webcam.
I love how you start out by calling creationist ideas totally ridiculous, and then you proceed to give your own theories which are in fact equally ridiculous.
No, clearly you are wrong. If there's anyone not using their head, it's you. We cannot afford to contaminate the moon. I currently enjoy frolicking in the green meadows found in the bottom of nearly every crater, at least the medium sized ones, and I'd hate to have to put on a bulky environmental suit in order to enjoy the radioactive moon flowers.
It's formed by the intense pressure in your ass, and it's contaminated because even a colon as well-calloused as yours has a finite bursting pressure. Noob.
The reactor is going to explode and contaminate the moon, turning it into a place where a human cannot survive without some kind of protective clothing. Clearly, this is unacceptable.
Just a couple weeks ago a story about a judge who held the DMCA recipient accountable graced these pages. You Tube should have fucking looked at the takedown requests for more than a second to verify that they were legit. Obviously they were not, so they screwed up.
Now excuse me, I'm going to write a takedown notice and send it to You Tube. I'm going to claim that every single one of their videos is my property and they must take them down. That's right, I'm going to force all content off You Tube. It'll be the ultimate denial of service. Obviously someone at You Tube is quite retarded, so I have a good chance of actually making this work. Wish me luck.
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I thought this was going to be a pretty typical evening for us. Usually when GuyverDH and I fuck, it's pretty ordinary. Some oral. Some anal. He likes me to ejaculate on his face once in a while, but that's about as wild as it usually got. This time was different. As soon as I finished skeeting in his mouth, GuyverDH surprised me. He showed me a fake plastic ass that he made in his art class, and he showed me a special modification that he made just for me. He had rigged three dremel tools up with the grinding burrs, arranged around the "colon" of this plastic ass. I thought to myself "this is unusually kinky for GuyverDH, the most he's ever done before is shock his own balls with a 9 volt." But, I'm game for anything, and my 3 inch cock wasn't getting much use lately anyway. So what the hell. I started to shove my cock into the plastic ass grinder trap that my lover so thoughtfully provided. It hurt, but not that much actually. There wasn't much blood since the grinders were generating so much friction heat that the wounds on my cock were cauterized immediately. I thought this was going to be just a mildly painful letdown. I pulled out to examine the damage, and that's when GuyverDH started to get even wilder than he'd ever been in the past. Who knew hat GuyverDH was a total freak for a cock with burn marks up and down the shaft? His eyes grew wider, and he started to shove a dildo into his asshole...
I knew right then that the story of homosexual sex had been imagined, but never described completely. Until now. And GuyverDH was going to help me write this epic for all time.
And I shoved my cock into GuyverDH's hungry mouth. The speed of the thrust surprised him, as he gagged a little and his eyes bugged out as he struggled to hold all 3 inches of erect manhood in his mouth at once. His mouth felt so good on my cock, and I quickly started spurting cum all over his tongue and teeth. That wasn't nearly enough for GuyverDH though, his appetite would take much more to be sated...
And I slowly start to stroke it. It's limp, but quickly becoming harder, helped by thoughts of GuyverDH in his favorite Speedo. He's a chubby man, but he knows his way around a hot tub. It doesn't take long and there's a slick fluid starting to flow from my meatus. Not much drives a GuyverDH wild more than a salty flow of pre-cum. I move my cock towards his mouth...
I'm unzipping my pants and pulling my cock out...
And they'll keep everyone else out of your way too. Good managers are like firewalls. They prevent interference from the outside, and let the porn flow.
I'm not trying to communicate anything. My comments are not meant for you, they are meant for the rest of us who are laughing at you. It's fine if you don't understand, we're still having our fun.
Confucius Say "large toroidal machine always have security hole in middle."
And now you defend the ridiculous with the ridiculous. That's cute.
Wow, I'm famous a little bit. I had no idea that anybody was paying attention to what I do, except for the woman on skype who calls me to see me ejaculate on my webcam.
I love how you start out by calling creationist ideas totally ridiculous, and then you proceed to give your own theories which are in fact equally ridiculous.
I personally wrote *all* those mails myself.
No, clearly you are wrong. If there's anyone not using their head, it's you. We cannot afford to contaminate the moon. I currently enjoy frolicking in the green meadows found in the bottom of nearly every crater, at least the medium sized ones, and I'd hate to have to put on a bulky environmental suit in order to enjoy the radioactive moon flowers.
It's formed by the intense pressure in your ass, and it's contaminated because even a colon as well-calloused as yours has a finite bursting pressure. Noob.
The reactor is going to explode and contaminate the moon, turning it into a place where a human cannot survive without some kind of protective clothing. Clearly, this is unacceptable.
You need to maintain a balance. In any room an ideal mixture is half ready to kill you, and half eager to defend you. That's maximum entertainment.
If you've got a better answer than Heinlein, then quit writing it on Slashdot and start a novel.
There's got to be a Lazarus Long quote to fit the situation somewhere. Let's see...
Perhaps the bad mod was an example of "Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect."
but this quote probably fits better: "Never underestimate the power of human stupidity."
Right stop talking and just watch me.
Ayn Rand would *never* use a collective noun.
I thought it was unintentional. Mistakes with apostrophes are as common as the Republicans that make those mistakes.
Just a couple weeks ago a story about a judge who held the DMCA recipient accountable graced these pages. You Tube should have fucking looked at the takedown requests for more than a second to verify that they were legit. Obviously they were not, so they screwed up.
Now excuse me, I'm going to write a takedown notice and send it to You Tube. I'm going to claim that every single one of their videos is my property and they must take them down. That's right, I'm going to force all content off You Tube. It'll be the ultimate denial of service. Obviously someone at You Tube is quite retarded, so I have a good chance of actually making this work. Wish me luck.
Even better. They don't have any standing in a lawsuit. YouTube screwed up.
Damn right. We should be stuck in the 1970's. The command line is the right interface for a computer. My own system is nothing but shells.
Children.
Your ignorance is funny. Knowing nothing is so cute and sexy!