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  1. Re:Star Trek "Data" rated at 60 Teraflops on $208 Million Petascale Computer Gets Green Light · · Score: 1

    The novelization of the movie "Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan" described a portable data pack, probably about the volume of a briefcase, that held 50 megabytes. The plot point was that when Khan raided the space station looking for the Genesis data, the scientists transferred it to this 50 megabyte portable memory and beamed down to the Genesis cave. They left a game running they had written instead. They were hoping the pretty graphics would fool Khan long enough to buy a little time.

    At that time - 1982 - the biggest computer game ever written was some kind of Time Travel adventure game which filled 6 Apple II floppy disks.

  2. Re:The Climate Change Guys Will Have a Field Day.. on Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off · · Score: 1

    If you don't have the education and knowledge to have your own opinion, then why is your opinion so different from the scientists who do have the education and knowlege?

    I smell bullshit here.

  3. Confucius say on Possible Monogamy Gene Found In People · · Score: 0, Troll

    Confucius say "Smart businessman sell disease to man and cure to woman."

  4. Re:Smartest programmer in world darn well can on My Job Went To India · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who is self-employed has tightwad asshole for boss."

  5. Re:Fuck it on Mayor Orders Mandatory Evacuation of New Orleans · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ah, you must be a Republican. How charming.

  6. Re:Is this a sacrificial lamb? on McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate · · Score: 1

    Another 10% in South Carolina won't help McCain win, but it'll bring the national approval polls closer. Look at the electoral college map and things look much different. For McCain to win, that map has to change a huge amount.

  7. What's wrong with gold or platinum? on Any Suggestions For a Meaningful Geeky Wedding Band? · · Score: 1

    Although nobody's entirely certain about where all the gold or platinum in the universe was formed, we do know that at least part of it was formed in supernovas. Weird to think that a ring on your hand started out in a supernova.

  8. Re:Good Riddance on US No Longer the World's Internet Hub · · Score: 1

    The solid iron at the center also tends to short out the motherboards.

  9. Re:Schindler's List? on The State of Scripting Languages · · Score: -1, Troll

    Moby Dick is neat. You could stick it in your vagina sometime.

  10. Confucious say on Rocket Racing League Flights With Armadillo Engine · · Score: 1

    Confucious say "Rocket jump likely. Bring parachute."

  11. Re:Cool.. on McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate · · Score: 1

    vpilf.com

  12. VPILF on McCain Picks Gov. Palin As Running Mate · · Score: 1

    She's a VPILF. http://vpilf.com/

  13. Confucius say on Dead Sea Scrolls To Go Digital On Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    Confucius say "Now we can find out if the People's Front of Judea are a bunch of splitters."

  14. Confucius say on Comcast To Cap Data Transfers At 250 GB In October · · Score: 1, Funny

    Confucius say "Cable companies always follow their essential nature. Man who pay for cable internet cannot complain when cable shoved up his ass. "

  15. Confucius say on Microsoft Rinses SOAP Out of SQL Server 2008 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Confucius say "Microsoft wrong again. Computer programmers need more soap, not less."

  16. Confucius say on The Great Hunter · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Man who hunt skunk with hatchet not afraid of bad smell emanating from split."

  17. Confucius say on Scientists Solve Mystery of Star Formation Near Black Holes · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Confucius say "Bright light near hole remind me of gynecologist."

  18. Confucius say on Wealthy Mexicans Getting Chipped in Case of Abduction · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Subcutaneous chip better than laundry tag. Chinese steam iron very hot!"

  19. Confucius say on DNA Bar Coding Finds Mislabeled Sushi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Confucius say "Man who check fish too closely never get bone in freelay."

  20. Confucius say on NASA's Orion Mock-Up Fails Parachute Test · · Score: 5, Funny

    Confucius say "Parachute like girls legs. Best when open."

  21. Confucius say on Interview Update With Bjarne Stroustrup On C++0x · · Score: 1, Troll

    Confucius say "Those who do not understand Lisp are doomed to reinvent it - poorly."

  22. Re:This sounds perfectly sensible on Canadian Privacy Czar Wants To Anonymize Court Records On the Web · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Skeleton in closet not gossip as much as live girl in bed."

  23. Confucius say on Canadian Privacy Czar Wants To Anonymize Court Records On the Web · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Court system is like window. Peeping Tom knows that when curtains are pulled, someone is getting fucked."

  24. Re:Sharing passwords on 42% of Web Users Sneak Onto Others' Online Accounts · · Score: 5, Funny

    Confucius say "A gay girl with packet sniffer? Hmmm, something fishy here."

  25. Confucius say on Six Questions To Ask Before Telecommuting · · Score: 1

    Confucius say "Telecommuting agreeable with employees. Daytime television not so much."