Slashdot Mirror


User: 56ker+Fucker

56ker+Fucker's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
29
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 29

  1. Re:Brasilians do not have last names? on World Cup Final · · Score: -1

    As a German fan, I think they don't have last names because they are BASTARDS ;o)

  2. Re:GermMUHAHAHAHAHA on World Cup Final · · Score: -1

    I haven't watched the match, but stats say that Germany had actually more shots than Brazil.

    I watched the game, I was with Germany and I don't think they played better than Brazil or had more chances.

    The parent is right, the Germans were savagely shooting at the goal, and from a distance, and always missing the net my a large margin.

    It was better for them to settle the ball on the ground, maintain posession and think up a decent strategy, instead of the wide shots.

    I disagree with the parent in that I think the Germans played better than he describes, it is just that Brazil was of course Brazil.

  3. Re:I'm just glad it' over... on World Cup Final · · Score: -1

    You need a hug.

    See, the world cup isn't about a particular sport.
    It is a big family reunion, where all the nations
    in the world celebrate the one thing they have in
    common. Like family reunions, you don't have to
    enjoy the cheesy party atmosphere (maybe you prefer
    an elite night club with electronic music over the
    loud BBQ party, where gramma is dancing with her
    kids, etc.)
    You are required to be there, if not physically
    then in spirit, and atleast to appreciate the fact
    the world has put behind its differences and conflicts,
    and is now chasing a ball like little kids.

    Family reunions are not hip and cool, but they are
    essential to keep us in touch with our people. You
    can go to anywhere in the world, and you will make
    friends by just bringing along a soccer ball. I played with hispanis, indians,
    iranians, south africans, and dutch, and none of
    them spoke much english.

    The world cup was a much need break from 9/11, mideast crisis, bad economy, and Gawd Damn unemployment.

    Have a good day sir.

  4. Re:Dirty GNU/Linux Hacker Needs Luv on P2P Streaming Radio · · Score: -1, Troll

    You wanna get laid? stop masturbating and go out.
    Don't wank for a week, then on a weekend, bathe,
    dress up and go outside.

    Don't go to bars or clubs, and don't dress like a
    yuppie fag. Dress very manly, ironed clothes that
    fit you well (don't worry if you are fat, bald,
    or too hairy, women don't care much about it.)

    You need to feel the most confident in yourself,
    so make sure you look very good and are happy with
    how you are.

    After this, all you have to do is realize yourself
    as a man, a sexual being and as someone who deserves to mate with other humans of opposite sex.

    Don't worry if women look at you funny, if they
    disrespect you or if they don't react well to you
    initiation. All you should care about in this world should be yourself and your pride.

    If a woman disrespects you, talk back to her and
    don't let her get away with it. Women don't like
    wussies. But if she is nice to you, don't over do
    the niceness and flood her with gifts and buy
    her stuff. You want to give her sex and get sex
    in exchange, not to marry her.

    Finally, be willing to initiate conversations with
    women. Comment on what they are doing,and don't
    be shallow in your comments. Don't say "nice ass",
    say "is that an ivory bracelet"?

    Don't smile too much, don't talk too much, don't
    be loud, don't be timid.
    Do be a good conversationalist, take your turn to
    express your oppinions, and in her turn, compliment her on her oppinions.
    Be willing to ask questions about her, so to know
    her better, and be damn sure to remember her
    replies.

    Understand that there is a mutual interest in sex
    and relationship, so work extra hard to close the
    difference gap by conversing, exchanging ideas
    and knowing each other. The closer you are to her
    in personality, the closer you are sexing and she
    is to sexing you.

    Good luck in your endeavors, and make sure to mod
    down karma whores when you get mod-points.

  5. Re:Rapid Line.... on CAE Tools for Car Performance Modifications? · · Score: 0

    Here

    That would have sufficed, but then, it is less likely to get mod points with a short precise post, so you went the whole 9 miles and stated
    your point to get karma.

    You must be one of those guys who explain their
    jokes so everyone gets them. Just don't forget that your life is the biggest joke, and everyone
    is laughing their ass off, without much explanation from your part :-)

  6. Re:can't let that go on Spielberg on Privacy, Minority Report · · Score: 0

    How insightful, by the same man who brought us great posts like "Why do we need History"

    What people wouldn't do for karma.

  7. Re:their funny affiliate link on Got Evil? Buy it Here! · · Score: 0

    I am sure you have a point somewhere in there, but I just can't seem to find it.

  8. Re:Ok, they've got on Got Evil? Buy it Here! · · Score: 0

    Holly fucking shit, this is actually funny.

  9. Re:Breaking Newz on Mandrake to Come Preloaded on Wal-Mart PCs · · Score: 0

    I killed his ambition man, thanks to the help of
    alot of friends.

    This policy works really well, see how high are his latest posts ;P

  10. Breaking Newz on Mandrake to Come Preloaded on Wal-Mart PCs · · Score: 0

    Walmart PCs now ship with Sourcerer, Minix, LFS,
    and NewOS.

    K-mart CEO Charles Conaway said that his company
    will respond by adopting more technically sound
    OSS products, and beating the competition with a
    technical edge. K-mart/GNU/Hurd and K-Prolog are
    now on the shelf, just behind the cheap bicycles
    and the construction tools (isle A-13 and B-13.)

  11. Re:As a Swede, all I can say is... on Crack a Password, Save Norwegian History · · Score: 0

    No fucko, Portugal more like it.

  12. Re:off-topic: wish me luck. on VOCAL: Open Source VoIP Software for Linux · · Score: 0

    Dude, where are you?

    I really destroyed the guy. I modded him 4 times, in one day, just with ONE account of mine :)

    I have two other karmawhoring accounts, and each is in late 30s.
    I can assure you that he will be down by 10 points,
    the next few weeks.

    Yeah, I karmawhore to get rid of karmawhores. I will
    get an e-mail account, so we can discuss this in
    private [I have found a trick that will straighten him out, and things are going as planned]

  13. Re:Priorities on Easy Access PC Cases? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey quinto, how do you like the +1 informative?

  14. Re:off-topic: wish me luck. on VOCAL: Open Source VoIP Software for Linux · · Score: 0

    Spoken like a man whose dutty was to bend for the lads.

  15. Re:VOCAL on VOCAL: Open Source VoIP Software for Linux · · Score: 0

    And this to adds to the discussion what?

  16. Re:I wonder where they get the hydrogen... on World's First Hydrogen Fuel Cell Powered Island · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hello catty catty cat. Stating the obvious again :o)

    Here is some karma, go buy yourself some pride, and
    get a character while you are at it.

  17. Re:geekiness of story on Interview With Cosmoe's Bill Hayden · · Score: 0

    I see you changing (improving?) your old Karmawhoring format.

    Just when I thought you were a dull subject to study,
    here you are again impressing me even more.

    Well, we have all time in the world, we will see each other soon .. figuratively speaking ;)

  18. Re:It really sucks. on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: 0

    > Not everyone finds my humour funny.

    *HINT*HINT*, that is telling you something.

    I remember seeing a bumper sticker that read "trust your gut feelings, people don't like you."

    I think it was speaking, directly, to you 56ker. For chrissake, do the obvious and pull the trigger on yourself.

  19. Re:It really sucks. on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: 0

    GOD I thought I was the only one.

    This kid (actually he is not as old as I am) is a poster child for the mod-system's failing points.

    I was feeling sorry for him, and didn't want to post his personal info (I setup a fake gaming site
    just for him, with fake entries in my guest book,
    and he came to spam his shitty site on my guest
    book ;)

    Bottom line, kid was hosed ;)

    Look at my journal for some "nuggets" I have gathered about him.
    I will post more if he continues his idoicy.

  20. Re:Money talks... on How bnetd Developers Reverse Engineered Battle.net · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Hey junior, that is BAD publicity.
    In the same way *I* am
    a bad publicity for you(in the sense that I point out your
    mental specialty ;)

    See my journal for more info on "56ker". LOL.

  21. Re:Pinky and the Brain on Remote Controlled Rats · · Score: 0

    lol, witty boy :)

    my journal loves you, look at my journal, my journal
    loves you.

    don't be alarmed though; i might know too much about
    you, but the only thing i have against you is your
    idiotic /. posts. otherwise, you are a very decent
    human, and there is no way i will stalk you or post
    personal info about you online.

    heck, i might as well cancel this friken troll
    account, it is not my personality. let me know if
    you ever feel offended or threatened, and i will
    stop it, otherwise, it is fun to play cat and mouse
    games.

    hey, cat and mouse .. that is on topic :)

  22. Re:Before the posts get out of hand... on Jordan Hubbard Resigns from FreeBSD Core · · Score: 0

    HEY >:o/

    I did NOT get a troll account so I can "read the article" or "do some research".

    Maybe you is the one who should do a research, and
    lookup "troll" in your karmwhore dictionary.

    The BSD section is for us trolls, to make fools of ourselves, now BACK OFF.

    --

    Spot idiocy, Adopt a KarmaWhore

  23. Re:Go for it on Rolling Your Own Business Desktops? · · Score: 0

    He could also save MORE money, by only buying the processors and their motherboards only, and keeping everything else (why buy new cases/power-chords/etc.) To the original poster: Just make sure you have the most free PCI slots (3 is good, more is better.) and also make sure you have the most ports too, serial/parallel/usb/etc and you should have the sound/video, probably modem, built in. If you are going in such "large scale" upgrade, it wont hurt you to contact the original vendors in taiwan/hongkong/indonesia/malaysia/etc. You will get a bulk discount.

  24. Re:What will they do? on Quantum Cryptography In Action · · Score: 0

    56ker is a total idiot. He went from 0 to 50 karma, just saying the obvious, and sometimes, the completely rediculous. So, I took upon myself to follow him around and spot his "genius". I am not keen on becoming a "troll", which is misinterpreted as a "total idiot" here on slashdot. I will remain civil, yet expose this monkey for what he really is. Add me to your friend's list if you agree with me :)

  25. Re:Freespace 2 on Freespace 2 Source Code Released · · Score: 0

    Wow, that is quite unique for someone whose sig points to a gaming site.