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  1. Re:I find it interesting... on Should NASA Try To Refute Crackpots? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    One thing that always stood out in my mind was a High School teacher of mine telling us that the computational power used to deliver people to the moon way back when was equivelant to the computational power in "current" (1994?) calculators.

    This is not quite the case. The onboard computers may have been quite low powered (more like 1984 calculators, acutually...), but dont forget the huge amounts of mainframes on the ground that did all the serious number crunching to feed the little nav-comps.

    During the same period, Sozuz craft used a mechanical drum autopilot system, and the first few Shuttle missions had a number of TI programmable calculators stuck to the dash with velcro, to assist in working out ground station aquisition times, IIRC, as the onboard gear was a decade out of date.

    So on-board byte-bashing is no reason to lose faith in Moon Landings, after all you can see where you are going!

  2. Re:"Criminal? Click here!" on FBI To Use Ad Banners to Find Criminals · · Score: 1

    ....."You have won a SPEEDBOAT!!!"

  3. Re:About that syllogism... on Planets May Form in Hundreds, Not Millions, of Years · · Score: 1
    ..One of the key assumptions for me as a creationist is that God does not lie, and if He says He made the universe in six days, then we (at least I) take Him at His word.

    So would I. Can I see the original affidavit, please?

  4. Re:This IS surprising on Planets May Form in Hundreds, Not Millions, of Years · · Score: 1
    The earth couldn't be millions of years old because God created it about 6000 years ago.

    Get out of here! My Grandpa is way older than that!!

  5. Re:Yeah, and next week... on Planets May Form in Hundreds, Not Millions, of Years · · Score: 1

    "It's a planet, huh? I thought it was just a bump coming up. Oooo..."

  6. Re:Now I finally know - on Wake Up and Smell the Nauseating Coffee · · Score: 1
    where they make coffee with dirt in it ;) The guys in the office have been wondering that for weeks . . .

    That would be *ground* coffee, then?

  7. Re:20% huh? on MacAddict Tracks Down eBay Scam Artist · · Score: 1
    No no no, that's management. :) Remember, engineers account for tolerances and usually design things with a good safety margin. Engineer: the glass allows for a tipping angle below or equivalent to the inverse tangent of the quotient of the the glass' height and its width. :)

    Oi! Top this right up and give me a straw!

    And you can stop it with the lame excuses! Bloody half-measures!

  8. Re:What is going on on Tornado in a Can · · Score: 1
    So why does the Post talk about scientists being baffled?

    Probably all this talk of pulverized jellyfish and chicken shit....

    Perhaps the next Dyson cleaner will not just pick up the dust but act as a dry waste disposal unit as well.

    "New Dyson- Picks Up Jellyfish too!!!"

    ---

    Arg! My eyes..!!

  9. Re:What is going on on Tornado in a Can · · Score: 1
    So why does the Post talk about scientists being baffled?

    Probably all this talk of pulverized jellyfish and chicken shit....

  10. Re:What a waste(no pun intended)... on Tornado in a Can · · Score: 1

    Excellent! How about 1 000 000 AOL CDs?

  11. Re:DVD or TV or VCR on Has the Quality of Consumer Electronics Declined? · · Score: 1
    ..Buy it cheap... You will be tossing it in a few if it is working or not. HDTV is coming.

    Right after 3DTV will require a new TV set.

    Press 1 to buy now.

    Press 2 now to hold your breath.

  12. Re:The theory of the endless lightbulb on Has the Quality of Consumer Electronics Declined? · · Score: 1

    Make the eternal lightbulb, and sell it with a EULA that states that you are only renting the hardware. Collect annual rental on each bulb and place a levy on the electricity bills of all (whether they have eternal lightbulbs or not). Sound familiar?? hmm...

  13. Re:Umbrella repair on Has the Quality of Consumer Electronics Declined? · · Score: 1

    can anyone direct me to a crack pipe repair shop??... No??

  14. Re:Umbrella repair on Has the Quality of Consumer Electronics Declined? · · Score: 1

    Sadly, it's not his skills that are obsolete, it's the goods that are designed to become obsolete. This sucks.

  15. Re:Computers, CAD and FEA are part of the problem. on Has the Quality of Consumer Electronics Declined? · · Score: 1

    Amen!

  16. Re:Support on OS/2 Going, Going... Gone · · Score: 1

    If only Miscrosoft would discontinue their OSs.... :-> (*all of them*)

  17. For maximum reliability... on Large IDE Drives as Long-Term Archival Media? · · Score: 1

    Fujitsu HDDs!

  18. Re:Seems like there's an even bigger issue on Sklyarov Tells U.S. Court, 'I'm no hacker' · · Score: 1
    ...the code that runs on your computer, Sauron wishes, will not be yours to control, but rather will be under the One Ring to Rule them all.

    Oh no, not the return of Token Ring! AARGH!

  19. Important Technology... on Human vs Computer Intelligence · · Score: 1

    Research such as this is important to enable the uman resistance to communicate securely after the machines have taken over...

  20. Re:Further uses... on 101 Uses for an AOL CD? · · Score: 1

    WHOAH! Now my head is exploding!

  21. Re:Ideas on 101 Uses for an AOL CD? · · Score: 1
    "...semi trucks (loweries for you in the UK)

    Artics, to non-truckers..?

  22. Re:This is sad on Fuel Cell Powered Backup System · · Score: 1
    " Use your brains people."

    "Oh, OK....oh no, it's using all the oxygen!!!!"

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    some people thrive better in an airtight room...

  23. Obligatory RIAA dig on Refrigerators To Cool With Sound (Cool!) · · Score: 1
    Which creatures is it that fart CFCs?

    Why, the ones that work for the RIAA!! Boom-ching! Thangyow, thangyow....*sigh*

  24. Re:DIE, DIE DIE! ...oh please, why wont you just d on FatWallet Strikes Back Using DMCA · · Score: 1

    She's a cheap and cheerful one, the Sailor's friend..

  25. Re:Smith not a robot on Will Smith as I, Robot · · Score: 1

    Or the victim...