FBI To Use Ad Banners to Find Criminals
PhuptDuck writes "Federal authorities are pursuing fugitive crime boss James 'Whitey' Bulger in cyber space under a first-of-its kind agreement announced Wednesday between the FBI and Web portal Terra-Lycos. With a presence in 42 countries and in 19 languages, Terra Lycos is known for the worldwide scope of its Web presence."
Bin laden better get his butt up on some banner ads then
and win a free wiretap!
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I know I sure don't. I have most of them blocked, anyway.
What's next, the government spamming us with wanted posters and ASCII pictures? Why don't they invest money in a medium which people actually pay attention to? See: Television Advertisements.
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You'll find their banner ads showing up on theBubbler.com. There must be tons of criminals in Wisconsin.
Now ad blocking is no longer just stealing, it's a violation of the good samaritan law. ;)
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So they put a wanted poster in a little banner ad and ask if you've seen this man? How many incorrect reports will they get? How many people will just be fucking with them?
Whats next, the FBI using POP-UP Ads?
It seems Lycos found a source of revenue through ad banners and the FBI gets to flash wanted ads while setting a cookie on your computer. Mr. Hoover would be proud. ; )
Well, first we must all be happy that web advertisement might do some good.
People all over the world use Lycos. No matter where someone is, there will probably be someone near by who uses the internet. By making it as easy to report to the FBI as clicking a button, they should get results. Since it's over the internet, the reporter may feel more anonymous sending in a report.
The downside would be false reports. There will probably be more false FBI criminal sitings then elvis sitings...
"''It might simply be a clerk in a grocery store bagging groceries, goes home that night, gets on the Internet and says, 'you know, I think I saw that person bagging groceries today,''' U.S. Attorney Michael Sullivan said during a news conference in Boston on Wednesday morning. "
Why would someone who is wanted for 21 murders be bagging groceries?
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Heaven help you if your email address happens to begin with 'jbulger@' and you don't know enough to protect your cookies from being read by web bugs or your machine from spyware apps.
No, of course the FBI wouldn't stoop this far. Homeland security is completely benevolent and the United States is not... despite all appearances... turning into a police state controlled by wealthy resource and media industries.
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Oh my! So you mean that criminals *should* block ads? I thought ad blockers *were* criminals?
... :)
At least, they're criminals if you believe some
i wonder if the fbi is also going to try to incorporate a purple fuzzy animal to sit on the criminals' desktops?
based on this for their game site....Escape from Levenworth.
2 minutes late and you still think you got fp?
Does the government just push their way towards an agreement, or does the lycos get something in return? do shareholders have any say in matters like this (that seem pretty important)?
The FBI doesn't want to find Bulger (his testimony would be too embarrasing), so they are posting wanted ads in a medium (web banner ads) that is known not to work.
It all makes sense.
So they're buying Wanted posters which has been done a million times before - what's the big deal - it's digital? ooh, it's the net! It only makes sense - more eyes, more chances to catch someone... But I've seen legitimate Have You Seen This Person? type ads on the net, so why not Wanted Dead or Alive ads?
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Considering where my uncle's credit card number ended up, that might qualify as insightful.
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I have to say that as I trawl the web, I have simply stopped looking at ad banners. I get the general shape, peripherially notice some flashing or wahtever, and I ignore it.
/. topic icon, I'd see it then...
Perhaps the FBI should use the dude's mug shot as a
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And people always thought I was paranoid about doubleclick.net being able to find out my real name and address.
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Boy, I totally misread that. I'll RTFA next time, I promise.
They'll never advertise on Slashdot.
They know everyone that reads it never leaves their basement.
From the headline, I thought that the FBI was attempting to track criminals through the use of banner ads (i.e. use something embedded in the ads to track those who view them). Although it seems like a very hard thing to pull off - how would you track a criminal with the data you'd collect anyway?
And then I thought about the recent article Because Only Terrorists User 802.11 and got very worried about my ability to block popups via Mozilla or hosts.deny. I was afraid of the headline "Because Only Criminals and Terrorists Block Popup Ads to Avoid Detection".
Oh well, thank god the article clarified that. The article states that the FBI will basically putting up wanted posters as ads to help find the criminal they're after. That, I don't have a problem with.
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This is all a clever scheme! Soon the FBI will start taking about how "Blocking ads supports terrorism"
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Will they soon be sending out the messenger service popup adds to windows users desktops like that annoying University?
Or maybe send unsolicied Spam asking if you've seen this man?
I have great faith in fools; My friends call it self-confidence. Edgar Allan Poe 1809-1845
Just wait until the FBI starts talking about how "Blocking ads support terrorism"
Here it comes... 5 4 3 2 1...
Excuse me, I don't mean to impose, but I am the ocean
OK, OK, I know that the lead-in blurb was a little misleading, but come on, people.
1) The FBI is not using cookies to hunt down the suspect.
2) The FBI isn't paying for the banners.
3) Prof^H^H^H^H The "clerk" example in the article is *not* the suspect, but rather someone who might have seen the suspect.
Somehow, I think that G. Cooke, Tx, would give this whole set of threads a very poor review...
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An angle that entered my mind:
The website owner might say theft, but if you block the ad that you wouldn't actually buy from anyways - aren't you saving money for the advertiser to advertise to somebody that might be interested?
What we see depends on mainly what we look for. -- John Lubbock Now search for that bug slave!
"Ad Banners Finally Have a Purpose"
from the other-than-causing-epilepsy dept.
What's really interesting about this isn't that the FBI is using banner ads, but rather why they have to...
The guy they're seeking, #10 on the most wanted list, and suspected of 21 murders, is the brother of the president of the University of Massachusetts, who just plead the 5th to keep his dear brother safe.
Bulgar takes the fifth
Great to see the head of an institute of learning take such a principled stand. Not.
I've seen numerous comments from people who obviously did not read the article. Lycos is not being paid for showing these ad banners, they are doing it because they want to help.
From the article:
Terra-Lycos spokesman Brian Payea said the company wasn't being paid for the service. ''We're committed to providing important services to our community and we feel it was a very worthwhile effort,'' he said.
Sheesh.
I moderate "-1, Fool"
This will probably be about as effective as a "Face on the Back of a Milk Carton." More countries have moo-juice than those that have Terra Lycos.
Criminals use ad banners to find YOU!
Actually, they do that in the US. Some lead offenders go by the names of Gator, Doubleclick, and Clickthrough.
Of course, the bulk of their empire is built on pornography and music theft, but they are always looking to expand.
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FBI to treat Ad Banners as Criminals
just wishful thinking i guess
Given that Bulger looks like most other balding white men in their 50s, the FBI may get thousands of false leads now. I also feel sorry for American expatriates living in Latin America, who will be faced with having to "prove" they aren't a fugitive.
Bulger, if he's smart (which is probably is), would have radically altered his appearance so that he no longer resembles the wanted poster.
All a criminal investigator really can do is sit back, be patient, and wait for the criminal to make a mistake. If Bulger ever calls his brother or an old friend or girlfriend on Christmas, for example, he's busted.
This wanted poster thing smacks of desperation on the FBI's part, which I'm sorry to see.
...Yeah. As if google and yahoo aren't known worldwide.
I guess if you add that they're known to caving in to imperialist governments...
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...... why not? It'd probably work just as well
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It's hard enough to get someone to read something directly quoted on /.
You don't really expect someone to follow further links too, do you? Talk about optimism.
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eat, and where else would a person on the run who can't use a legal SS# or identity work, but a low end job, no offense to any retail clerks out there, I was one during school too.
:)
Wonder if we could write this guy in on the NHL all star ballot
errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
I'm sure the fbi person who altered the persons photo with photoshop went a little too far....
l ge r.htm
http://www.fbi.gov/mostwant/topten/fugitives/bu
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"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Voltaire
Isn't he playing quarterback for the Rams?
Which, interestingly, is the same year that the president of my university, former Mass politician, and brother-to-Whitey, William Bulger spoke with him...
1) Figure out how you can hack into Lycos' criminal database and replace pictures of FBI Most Wanted criminals.
2) Advertise services to underworld.
3) ????
4) Profit!
Lycos is a Boston based company. Their offices are on Totten Pond Rd. in Waltham, MA, just outside of Boston.
If you block web advertisements, you are a terrorist.
In the article, it states that Lycos isn't being paid for this - sure, that's probably because this is a trial of the idea, but going forward this is a pretty cheap way to get the word out...
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Just another way for the FBI to track your movements, see who you are and log your IP's, etc, etc...I think that they hope these terrorists will actually click on the banners and expose thierselves in the open via the net and potentially get caught. I think its just another big brother tool...use with caution!
No not the linked artical, phuckedups post. Does he work in public relations?
When I first saw the title about the FBI using Ads to track criminals, my first thought was that they were taking advantage of all the profiling that banner ad companies do (and those personally identifiable cookies they end up with) and using them to track the criminals with. But (fortunetly?) it seems the FBI isn't that clever
I look at Banner Adds and if it is something I am instered in then I will click on it. I much rather have banner adds on the top of the page then having PopUps and Spam. So even if the PopUp was interesting I would not buy or click on it. But Click on those Banner Adds and make the point that Banner Adds are profitable and worth While compared to Popups and Spam. But for The most wanted it is a good way to keep the information available and make a person think. Hey let me check this picture out. And perhaps help take a dangerous person off the streets.
If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
Does this mean that the kid porn spam out of terra.es sites will finally stop?
Of course not. Everryone knows that donuts work better. Mmmm, Donuts!
This will be much better than those silly posters at the post office. If he's not in line at the post office, they are pretty much out of luck... until now! "Hey, that hot 30y/or from tampa that emailed me his pic looks a lot like that pop-up that mozilla blocked before I could look at it."
:-)
Worth a try, anyway.
The solution is obvious.
FBI purchases $5 million worth of X10 wireless cams to use in the hunt for Whitey. This way, we see fewer Ads, X10 sells some cameras (other than for use as a wireless choo-choo cam), and the FBI comes closer to thinking they are gonna nab bulger.
Wow, I can just imagine these ads spreading from busting a mob leader to fighting terror. If they can't trick us into clicking, they will implicate us instead!!
"You're either with us, or against us. You're either clicking on Banner Ads, or you're clicking on terrorism. To block pop-ups is to block our crusade on evil"
127.0.0.1 ads.lycos.com
...and go to jail for obstructing justice and interfering with a criminal investigation.
God, I love the internet. So many new and interesting ways to get arrested.
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So, now instead of winning a free trip, or getting to see Two Naked Horny Teen Co-Eds wrestle.. I'm going to get his ugly mug on a pop-up ad.... nice...
But I'm not, so that's OK.
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.
I can see it now "Have you seen me? I look like 127.0.0.1" printed on the back of AOL cd's.
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Why does this remind me of minority report?
13 year old white supremacists are shitty web designers.
[insert picture of John Connor here] :)
Granted: Most of us don't directly look at the banners at all. But you always take a quick glance at them. Why not use the same idea to find missing children?
"if you have committed a crime and wish to turn yourself in click yes.... if not, click no".... ......"
"you have selected no.... which means you have committed a crime but do not wish to turn yourself in
Any detective that speculates such an idea is promoting evil.
"Do unto others as you would do unto yourself."
Should I disrespect the District Attorney's job as he just disrespected people that work in grocery stores? Let me be as he was with my question (doh-duh-dee)...Who's job is more beneficial: District Attorney or Grocery Store; costly government service versus beneficial productivity-producting private business?
Don't correct me, what's next as a comparison? You know, I just happened to see that Amish guy walking down the street...Amish never go to school past the 8th grade by law and I think his beard looked just as one of those muslim terrorists. I will violate that Amish man's 5th and 10th Constitutional rights by questioning him for a crime he JUST MAY soon probably commit.
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1. Nobody looks at these ads. Pop-ups, maybe.
2. They'd have better luck putting posters in every Dunkin Donuts from Saugus to Ptown (the day he made the most wanted the gal at the Bourne DD's swore to us that he was in there that very morning)
3. The only one who could safely turn him in is his own brother (high profile, public figure) and he won't, so this really is a wild goose chase.
"Win treats sysadmins better than users. Mac treats users better than sysadmins. Linux treats everyone like sysadmins."
Hmm, how about if they make a 'Wanted' banner with Amelia Earhart and Jimmy Hoffa? I'd love to hear from the 'clerk' that notices one of them is getting groceries... :-)
Then there's always Bigfoot, Nessie, et al.
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The thing to remember is, this is not an ad for something, it's a wanted poster. And while people have become adept at ignoring banners, they're still there and people still see them. They're just not clicking on them, which is not that surprising since you'll probably see hundreds per day.
I'll bet you WOULD notice and pay attention if a picture of someone you knew popped up in front of your face. Recognition would be instantaneous and unexpected. And a lot of people will be seeing these. Certainly a lot more than watch America's Most Wanted, or the notices at the post office. If I were this guy, I'd lie low 'til the banners stop.
---If you can't trust a nerd, who can you trust?
So now we'll be seeing ad banners that say: "Is there *forensic evidence* on your hard drive?"
you are stealing and with the terrorists.
To be sure, anyone who block ads, must have something to hide and deserves further investigation!
Now, if the FBI is going to use Ads to track down criminals and terrorists will ad blocking software become illegal?
I can see the campaign now...
"Only criminals, terrorists, and the people who don't want to help find them use ad blocking software."
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The last useful function they served has now been usurped.
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Why would someone who is bagging groceries be wanted for 21 murders? Could their job be less than fulfilling?
Let's hope the FBI doesn't use doubleclick.net servers or most of the mozilla users won't see it.
i actually saw it for the first time in a long time this last week (while working on a webpage) and they said something about having a hand in helping capturing over 700 people..... they also do/did that show "manhunt" or whatever it was called that was a bio kinda thing on one criminal that was 30 or 60 minutes. the only one of those i ever saw was the one on Ira Einhorn..... how was captured in France a few years ago and just retried in Philadelphia (for a murder in the 70s) earlier this year.
i'm sure most watchers are just staying tuned after COPS and not thinking they are going to hunt down somebody, but i guess they have made the stories interesting enough for that show to last 15 years or however long it has been on.
Not only are we thieves if we block banner ads, but now we're aiding terrorists too! And by the Bush Doctrine, that makes us Evil Terrorists(tm) as well!
Fascism starts when the efficiency of the government becomes more important than the rights of the people.
I lived in south boston in '96/97 while going to college in the city. I had the misfortune of getting mixed up with some of the local kids. I found out one kid's dad was a drug dealer and he mentioned that his dad worked for whitey. I knew at the time that he was underground, so jokingly I asked "have you ever met whitey?" not expecting to get much of an answer. He just looked at me and totally nonchalantly said "I just had Thanksgiving dinner with him" (this took place in dec '96) So he's probably still holed up in some church basement in southie.
Wow banners? next we are gonna get better x10 popups! With the new x10 you can see your criminal... hiding up a skirt.
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American jurisprudence also has a bunch of 1960s practices like the Exclusionary Rule and the Miranda Warning which say that courts can't admit evidence that was acquired improperly, whether it was from beating prisoners until they confess, illegally searching homes without warrants, or getting warrants by lying to judges, or lying to prisoners about the law when they don't have lawyers to advise them. Again, it didn't totally eliminate abuses, but the traditional example for its effectiveness is that the year before the Exclusionary Rule, police in New York City didn't bother getting any search warrants - they just illegally searched anybody and any place they wanted to, while the year after the rule, they almost always got warrants when they needed them (even if they still lied about their evidence on occasion.)
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That the FBI knows he frequents/used site X with non-session cookie Y.. based on weblogs he uses IE, IE has/had cookie bug that can be exploited with loading an image from a site with that URL encodes a period character tricking the browser into thinking the sub-domain is the domain of the host who set the cookie.. or maybe they know he's a speed freak and can't resist the opportunity to speed his computer up when a banner ad tells him his computer may not be optimized for the Internet
Shades of Fahrenheit 451 (shudder!)
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But everyone is now talking about terrorism in relation to this thread. Do people finally realize that terrorism is more than what makes the news? That its not only about blowing up buildings full of children, or driving a busload of chemical weapons into the heart of a city, but also is keeping a neighborhood or town or city in fear of you or your organization. That its about taking away the freedom to live in peace with those around us. I know it sounds off topic, but this is something I have grown sick of seeing in the media. They say America has finally joined the international community of countries to experience terrorism, but they don't realise we've been fighting it all along at home! Look at gang wars and you see multiple factions destroying property and lives for their "cause"! But because they don't fight for religion or against gov't, it wasn't "terrorism" it was just crime. I am sorry to have ranted for so long, but i do invite comment cause I want to know if anyone else feels the same. And one last thing, if pop-up killers are only used by criminals, why are they commercially available?
Oh I got it now...
Block banner ads... Go to jail for obstructing justice.
Nice.
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