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  1. Re:Damn. on The Beast of Brussels · · Score: 1

    I'm relieved, I had visions of a gigantic sprout trying to eat me. I'll never eat vegetables again.

  2. Re:Working with the EC on The Beast of Brussels · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you hit the nail on the head here. EU governments would be incapable of deciding how to fund, implement and manage a system like this. On a more cynical note if it did exist a member state would most likely come up with a means to get funding or grants for each of their citizens in the system so we could expect to see the population of Europe explode to about 20 billion over a 4-5 month period.

  3. Well in a couple of years on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    As spamming techniques get ever more sophisticated I confidently expect my currently under construction clinic to be innundated with aliens looking for penis and tentacle (I dont want to discriminate) enlargement.

  4. Re:And they're saying... on SETI@Home Publishes Skymap · · Score: 1

    What a prospect, Aliens desperately trying to ignore us as a civilisation and scramble their transmissions to sound like noise after receiving a few sitcoms from the seventies totally puts them off the idea of contacting us.

  5. Re:Has anybody tried it yet? on Kroupware Komplete · · Score: 1

    You can send and recieve meeting and task requests

    The spell checker is missing anyway

  6. Cringly of all people on Cringely Proposes a Music Sharing Alternative · · Score: 1

    Fucking loon. After all his rabid crap. Lets see him go OJS(Open Journalistic Source), work for free and distribute it to whatever fool is willing to purchase

  7. this is nonsense on Cringely Proposes a Music Sharing Alternative · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The immediate disclaimers prevent this under personal use under federal regualaltion yaday etc,

  8. Important copyright notice on Digitized Gutenberg Bible Available · · Score: 5, Funny

    And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to make illegal copies of my words and destroy my IP rights. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

    Yours etc.

    Supreme non existent being

  9. Re:Guess it's time to ... on IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    try ability

  10. Cody on The Impending IP Crisis · · Score: 1

    a number in excess of 35 trillion that is "so big that there's not a word for the number," says Cody Christman

    Cody i think the word you are looking for is actually a combination of two words, its a shitload of IP addresses

  11. Re:Great! on Dancing With A Smart Robot · · Score: 1

    Order two, and all your friends will think you are a lucky lucky bastard shagging two birds. Get them to dance together and you will make your friends sick with envy :-)

  12. Re:Yes but... on Dancing With A Smart Robot · · Score: 2, Funny

    So so. It was very mechanical. I got the impression she was just going through the motions

  13. Re:Not quite there yet... on Dancing With A Smart Robot · · Score: 1

    He making that face cos he got the ugly one

  14. What does it do on Dancing With A Smart Robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    The robot can predict the dancer's next move through hand pressure applied to its arms and back

    when your hands start to wander during the slow sets ?

  15. Sounds familiar on Cheap PPC Linux Machines From IBM · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    hmmmmmmmmm

  16. Unfortuante but seems sensible on Red Hat To Drop Boxed Retail Distribution · · Score: 1

    I doubt that Redhat make much, if any profit through their retail to the general public so it makes sense for them to concentrate on their corporate clients and let joe six pack down load it if he wants it. Probably means layoffs for the people involved in the shrinkwrapping though

  17. Re:adverts? on dSVG - A New Kind of Programming? · · Score: 1

    Absolutely. Unfortunately the other efforts which Corel have made at attempting to become lead early adopter of technology eg Linux and Java have ended in what many would term disaster. With that track record I would be dubious about anything Corel promote, esp when the IDE is a grand a go.

  18. Re:My guess is... on Cell Phones on Commercial Flights by 2006? · · Score: 2

    I think it would be more profitable to charge irritated passengers to form an orderly queue and take turns beating sense into the annoying twat on the phone Airplane Movie style

  19. Re:Just leave it to the x-prize guys... on Bad Testing Doomed NASA's Hypersonic X-43A · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You seem to be overlooking the fact that the X-Prize guys have not really achieved anything substantial at this point in time, and by substantial I mean compared to NASA'a achievements. The 2020 prediction looks pretty optimistic to me given the cost of space exploration with no short to medium term ROI its difficult to see the private sector putting the money up. More likely is that in 2100 private investors will be demanding NASA share their technology so they can jump on the bandwagon.

    Also in the current climate I cant see any way the US government would allow independent development of technology which could ultimately be used to destroy at a stroke the technology advantage the US currently enjoys.

  20. What I want to know is on New Sony Clie PEG-UX50 · · Score: 4, Funny

    More details and an official US announcement are expected tomorrow (7/18) when Sony's handheld President, Masanobu Yoshida,

    Why did they make him president if he needs someone to hold his hand ??

  21. Re:my favorite on State of the Onion 7 · · Score: 0

    Damn scary to think the Onion reads like an actual news outlet

  22. betrayal is betrayal on UCB Researchers Critique DRM, Compulsory Licensing · · Score: 1

    doesnt matter your belief

  23. I volunteer on Funding for TIA All But Dead · · Score: 2, Funny

    To monitor posts on /. for a small portion (1-2%) of that $368 billion

  24. Re:Woooo on American Solar Challenge 2003 Starts · · Score: 1, Funny

    You wont be saying that in a couple of years

  25. Re:Looks fun but on American Solar Challenge 2003 Starts · · Score: 1

    Thats the real beauty of this car, friendly to the environment, choice of shells, and no doubt it will provide several highly entertaining Darwin award nominations