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  1. European Patent Office on EBay Fined $29.5M in Patent Case · · Score: 1

    I'm going to register this buy it now idea with the European Patent office so when the wasters in Brussels decide to allow software patents I can have 29 million dollars as well.

  2. Re:shape of the antenna on DefCon WiFi Shootout Winner Announced · · Score: 0, Funny

    From this it should be pretty obvious that the pyramids were just early prototypes for pringle cans where someone got their scale units mixed up.

  3. Re:What no pringles can? on DefCon WiFi Shootout Winner Announced · · Score: 1, Funny

    But they picked up agian when it was revealed that the receiver for this antenna signal was an array of 25,000 pringle cans

  4. Re:He's missing out on a crutial market... on Sinclair's Answer To The Segway · · Score: 1

    I feel a movie coming on, The Gyroscopic and the Mildly Irritated

  5. Re:Drug running on 11-Pound Model Plane Vs. The Atlantic, Again · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats it GreenCrackBaby. No more crack for you. We will be sending a slightly larger plane with a 'special' delivery just for you now you have gone and exposed our previously secret and ferret type cunning plan to the rest of the world.

    Best wishes

    Medellin Cartel

  6. Well obviously on Find Out About the Future of Science · · Score: 5, Funny

    the Universe will end with a cliff hanger to set things up for Universe II

  7. OK the tacky stuff on Novell Buys Ximian · · Score: 1

    What was the amount involved ?

  8. Re:Looks great! on Fast Native Eclipse with GTK+ Looks · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was actually talking about VS.NET :-). I agree its a huge improvement over its predecessor, especially when it comes to larger projects. VS was almost unusable on the last VC++ project I worked on if the whole workspace was loaded. Both IntelliJ and Eclipse offer far more in terms of editor power and ease of refactoring code than VS.NET though.

    Unfortunately one of the reasons IntelliJ has got more expensive is because of its success. Its about 100$ more expensive now than when I purchased it. If you are doing a lot of Java development and dont have a compelling requirement for a GUI builder then I strongly recommend IntelliJ.

  9. Re:Looks great! on Fast Native Eclipse with GTK+ Looks · · Score: 1, Interesting

    After using IntelliJ for a couple of years I hate having to go back to VS for C#. I'm hoping dearly that IDEA produce a C# IDE. I've never been a huge fan of Eclipse for various reasons, its Visual Age heritage, performance, general look and feel, nothing overwhelming, I just prefer IntelliJ.

  10. WooHoo on Beer Added To The Food Pyramid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Finally I have a chance of getting to the top of something !!

  11. new paradox ?? on There Is No Single Instant In Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    A similar paradox, called the Dichotomy, stipulates that you can never reach your goal, as in order to get there, you must firstly travel half of the distance. But once you've done that, you must still traverse half the remaining distance, and half again, and so on. What's more, you can't even get started, as to travel a certain distance, you must firstly travel half of that distance, and so on.

    I always thought the reason you could never get started on the way to your goal was the 'trying to get a woman to go some place when you have been ready and waiting for ages' paradox

  12. Re:Silly article, silly summary on Linux And Innovative Simulations · · Score: 1

    What the hell are you doing reading the whole article. If you insisted on defying /. convention and actually reading, you were only supposed to skim through it and pick out the linux good propritary bad parts. !!

    Seriously though your point is well made. Its was interesting until you come across the irrelevant crap about linux. From reading it you would think mankind was unable to get two applications to talk to each other until Linus had his epiphany.

  13. Re:Mutual ownship like in funds on Cringely Tries Snapster 2.0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes but even in Lloyds the system was very dodgy with some groups of members bearing far more liability risk than others by being at the wrong end of an insurance chain. One of the reasons they switched to Limited liability I believe.

  14. Re:Qu'ran mistranslation on In The Beginning & The Keys of Egypt · · Score: 1

    So is he saying that heaven is now full of blokes sick to death of dates and raisins and absolutely gagging for a woman ?

  15. Damn on Castronova's Notes on Hacker Court · · Score: 3, Funny

    I read that as Casanova's Notes and I thought /. was finally going to tell me how to be a babe magnet.

  16. Re:there is a total of 1 billion IPs left on US Shrugs Off World's IP Address Shortage · · Score: 1

    If you had been reading /. recently you would be aware the Chinese have a growing economy are are aiming to establish moon bases. It should be pretty obvious to everyone that we *really* need to move to IPv48 as the solar system and beyond is colonised.

  17. Re:Imagine... on 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone · · Score: 1

    What you mean you are not volunteering to lead the rush ?

  18. If they were using linux on 2191.78 Years for the RIAA to Sue Everyone · · Score: 0, Troll

    It would only take about 10 years due to increased system stability and efficiency. We should be grateful for the small mercy of MS instability in this situation.

  19. Interesting idea on Pentagon Lets You Bid on Terrorism? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But, really there seems to be nothing people are not prepared to gamble on these days. I watched a program recently about a company the other day who took bets on whether the stock market would go up or down, same with the housing index in the UK. Despite the disclaimers this sort of gambling is tailored to those with high level insider knowledge.

    I want you all to know though then you may feel free to 'invest' as much as you want on a middle eastern state declaring me to be a messianic figure and bringing peace to the region as the first step of my journey to world domination

  20. Re:I've got some experience with VoIP on VoIP Beats Conventional Phone Service In Iraq · · Score: 5, Funny

    He probably wont for much longer if she reads /. and discovers he considers her a 'girlfriend' and he's too cheap to phone her :-)

  21. OK Crackers on India Chooses All-Electronic Voting · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Vote repeatedly for me and I promise do something about all the outsourcing from Europe and the US Timesprout Soon to be Leader of India

  22. Re:IE Too tough? Bullshit. on Mozilla Thunderbird 0.1 Released · · Score: 1

    Nightly binary. The last milestone I used insisted on displaying the talkback window on startup with no functional buttons which was rather irritating

  23. Re:IE Too tough? Bullshit. on Mozilla Thunderbird 0.1 Released · · Score: 1

    I would beg to differ. I'm running firebird right now and I have never seen 3,700Kb usage. I have six tabs open and its at 38,000K which is below its usual 50,000K after a couple of days . I like firebird and its my main browser thru choice but its a memory and frequently a cpu hog. I recently installed it on a Toshiba satellite 266 for my parents but had to take it off again because its performance rendered it unusable whereas IE ran fine.

  24. I hope on Blakes Seven To Return · · Score: 4, Funny

    the rights were not purchased by that perspex box with the flashing lights or they may have trouble getting the project off the ground

  25. I signal on Another Beer Please · · Score: 1

    my woman for a beer refill all the time but it usually results in a clip about the ear and me being told to get off my lazy ass and do something useful.