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  1. Only one real ethical question on Ethics and Video Game Reviews · · Score: 4, Funny

    Can you still press XX OO Up Down Up down to get extra lives?

  2. Re:about time on Microsoft Commits to Using Opteron · · Score: 4, Funny

    About time that we hear this news from MS. Now, what about linux?

    nah, I don't think MS is going to support Linux.

  3. My experience on Working Hints for a New Telecommuter? · · Score: 3, Funny

    pros: You get to work in your underwear.

    cons: You have to go put on some underwear.

  4. Re:Please on Open Source DRM · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, I'd be happy to tell you what to think, but since you ate that stupid apple, you have to form your own opinions for a change.

    Serves you right, you smart-ass kids.

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    g0d

  5. Most ridiculous thing I've heard on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who would buy a car based on the amount of music you get with it? Everyone buys cars based on the amount of chrome it has.

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    Vin Diesel

  6. Old news on Biological Clock Found in Plants · · Score: 2, Funny

    Of course plants have a biological clock. That's why I switched to boxers.

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    J. Green Giant

  7. Re:Who's "We"? on FreeBSD 4.8-RELEASE Status Update · · Score: 4, Funny

    "We" are the world. "We" are the children.

    Guess you haven't heard "our" song.

  8. Re:Just barely begun on Andalucia Adopts Free Software · · Score: 1

    No es nada. Soy feliz de ser su payaso.

  9. Figure it out on 56k Times Five: Myth Or Moneymaker? · · Score: 1

    This can never work.

    If we assume their example,

    56K Times 5 = Moneymaker
    5(56Kb/s)=MM
    280Kb/s=MM
    280Kb=MMs
    ( 280)(1024)b=(1000)(1000)s .28672=s/b

    and since s/b is actually .28673, this plan is obviously doomed to failure.

  10. Just barely begun on Andalucia Adopts Free Software · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Andalucia? Extremadura?
    Sorry, but this needs to go much further.

    What about Higgletypigglety and Ishkabibble? Ringolevio might get on board, but I think Jaberwocky will be the hold-out.

  11. Re:Keep kickin' their asses, Wyden. on Senator Calls For Copy-Protection Tags · · Score: 1

    plan ... not blatantly backed by huge corporations.

    Sorry, but it is.
    This is backed by Sanford, the company that makes Sharpies.

  12. Green with envy on Life on the Road with 3G · · Score: 0, Funny

    I've used the service in hotels, restaurants, parked cars, moving cars, picnic tables, and airports, in huge cities, and in desolate stretches of interstate highway.

    You've certainly been serviced in a lot of places. Wait until you get married, then everything will change.

  13. Re:What's new? on TEACH vs. DMCA Showdown Looming · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can this collision be any stronger than other colliding laws?

    Because the Technology Education and Copyright Harmonization has a much cooler acronym.

  14. Only one reaction in France on The EU Gets .eu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sacrebl.eu !

  15. New marketing slogan on Intel Patents Anti-Overclocking Technology · · Score: 1

    Intel Crystal-Lock Chips

    Betcha can't overheat just one.

  16. High time on 2003 Big Brother Awards · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It was alternatively amusing and depressing to be one of the judges for these awards.

    Sounds like my sex life.

    just kidding... Well I think it's great that the Big Brothers organization is getting some recognition for its achievements. From personal experience, I can thank my "Big Brother" for teaching me all those Judy Garland songs and for my current appreciation of chain-mail underwear.

  17. A likely story on Building a Laptop Trickle Charger? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Trickle charge to your laptop, huh? I want to do this too. Computer? No, I don't need a computer.

  18. DejaVu on BBC on Website Slow Downs · · Score: 0

    Future BBC Webmaster 1981:
    Girls don't like me because I'm too smart. I'm not gay, damnit!

    BBC Webmaster 2003:
    You can't get to the site because of the war. I'm not gay, damnit!

  19. Old news on Exactly One Kilogram Of Silicon · · Score: 4, Funny

    producing a perfect sphere of ultrapure silicon

    Pam Anderson has already cornered this market.
    Ohhhh, silicon...

  20. Ethics, schmethics on Baldness Be Gone? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm going to clone myself, abort the fetus, get the stem cells, and grow hair again. Then maybe women will let me be promiscuous.

    Ahh, I can dream can't I?

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    Lex Luther

  21. Re:Um... on Cisco to Acquire Linksys · · Score: 1, Funny

    the new products will suck ass, but for more money

    Anyone willing to toss salad deserves more money.

  22. Re:And the bad news... on Cisco to Acquire Linksys · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just like getting married.

    When a woman changes her name by getting married, she also stops sucking.

    nothing magic about it though

  23. Playing it safe on Satellite Access in Time of War · · Score: 2, Funny

    GWB just wants to make sure his access to nickjr.com remains unimpeded.

  24. Sniff my ports, please! on Anti-Censorship Efforts And Port Scanning · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's about the only action I'm getting these days.

    thanks,
    HAL

  25. Re:It was cool... on R.I.P. Original iMac: 1998-2003 · · Score: 4, Funny

    the only macs I get are covered in grease.

    Those are called "Big Macs".