User: Butt Spelunker

Re:Redundant

On: The Science of the Matrix

It's too bad I farted hot chorizo acid that burnt the holy shit out of my O-ring all over that donkey dick. Now I'm ass-cramming an aloe plant to make it feel better.

Ouch!

On: Copyright as Cudgel

I sat on my couch, but since I had recently ass-crammed a refridgerator my ass swallowed the couch. Ouch.

I asscrammed a subway car

On: NYC Subways Testing Flywheels

Ouch! Next I'll try a whole train.

Ouch

On: Slashback: Assembly, Avoidance, Civility

I just ass-crammed this entire slashback.

to track driving habbits...

On: Black Boxes to Track Driving Habits?

Sheesh. Driving habbits. Yeah, right. I'll just get caught ass-cramming a Taco-Bell spork full of rice and beans if they install one in my car.

I ass-crammed a can of spam

On: Spam Doesn't Work?

... And now it works for me.

Re: Imagine a beowulf cluster of the

On: More PlayStation 3 Grid Computing Details

in my ass..
<(ouch)>

The ps 3 in my ass

On: More PlayStation 3 Grid Computing Details

Is more fun to play.

A tack in my ass

On: Microsoft vs. Apple's "Thunder"

I ass crammed a tack backwards to protect myself from rouge fist-fuckers.

They are all in my bunghole now.

On: Monopolists Dropped Off At The County Line

I made a late night trip to AZ an ass-crammed them all.

I ASS-CRAMMED JIMMY CARTER

On: NSA/U.S. Navy Working to Intercept Fiber Optic Cables

I'm trying to fill my cavity without going to the dentist. Next up, super advanced submarine. Ouch.

Re: NICE THOUGHT. PUT IT ON A BUMPER STICKER, HIPP

On: Taking Issue With The Outer Space Treaty

I actually ass-crammed that hippies' bumper earlier this afternoon. I may give it back a little later, but it's sideways right now. / _________ \ ( (____|____) ) \ / OUCH!

A bag of cheeze-doodles

On: Verisign Offers Wiretapping Services

is what I ass-crammed for breakfast this morning. MMMmmMMmm. My o-ring is yellow and cheezy now.

Re:its obvious why they are low.

On: SEC Settles Microsoft Accounting Investigation

I ass-crammed a spicy bisquit this morning. It made me fart acid. It was kind of painful, but oh, well. One of these days it won't hurt so bad, becuase my bung-hole will be used to it.

YOU CAN'T RETIRE FROM MY BUNG

On: McCandlish Retiring

Please, chinese karma whore, I'd like a nice slather of MSG-ified pattymelt inside my rectal cavity. Particularly if you could make it taste like tsing-doa. Thanks, You ass-bung-turd-fuck-nut-bonch-shit-lick.

Re:flesh roast

On: Review of Embedded Linux Book

Speaking of flesh roast, I took a chicken (braised according to RecipieTroll's Braised Tai Chicken recipe) and crammed it into my ass this afternoon for a mid-day meal. It was quite satisfying.

Ass Cheese Mining

On: Open Source... Mining?

I ass-crammed a 1 lb can of Foldgers this morning. It was the best part of waking up.

Blackwolf Dragonslayer trolls my bung

On: How Effective are Ergonomic Keyboards?

You go spelunking in OPAC (Other People's Anal Cavities). And you enjoy it. Especially on Tuesdays, becuase you don't wear goggles.

Re:fist sport

On: The Myth of the Lone Inventor

I cram your post into your ass, you ass munching, anal cavity spelunking ninkumpoop.

I'm an ass-crammer

On: How to Own the Internet In Your Spare Time

and an anal speleologist. It's my job.

Re:LOL

On: Extreme Cooling

You don't get to laugh outloud you ass-cramming AC. Go spelunk some more butts. Anal Speleologist.

Re: You're a butt-plug.

On: Nintendo Announces new Zelda, Mario & Metroid

You splineless AC. Go continue your turd-burgling.