User: Subject Line Troll

BUGGERY? SOUNDS LIKE A PLACE OLD IKE WOULD ENJOY.

On: Fan-Made Star Trek Episode Available for Download

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On: Top 25 Science Stories of 2002

I COULD SHIT A BETTER MP3 PLAYER. HEY- I JUST DID!

On: How to Use Your iPod Under Linux

THIS POST STINKS WORSE THAN TACOS POST-COITAL COCK

On: Lindows Legal Challenge

C'MERE AND LET ME CORNHOLE YOU, YOU GIANT DUMBASS.

On: Lindows Legal Challenge

YES, POST THEM AND THEN SHOVE THE CDS UP YOUR ASS.

On: Digital Rights Management on CD's This Christmas?

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OR COVER THEM IN JIZZ FROM ALL THE WANKING YOU DO.

On: Kroger Testing Fingerprint Payment System

YOU FATASSES ALREADY SPEND ENOUGH TIME WATCHING TV

On: Cable, TV Makers Agree on Digital Standard

EBAY HAS KATE FENT'S USED TAMPONS. THEY'RE YUMMY!

On: Is the New Microsoft Office Really Open?

OR JUST HOURS OF FAG PORN. SLASHDOTTERS'LL LOVE IT

On: Video Streaming Goes Peer-to-Peer

THEN JUST LET VALENTI STRAP ONE ON AND FUCK YOU.

On: LOTR: The Two Towers

I NEED TO TAKE A DUMP. DON'T POST 'TIL I'M BACK.

On: Professional PHP4

MOD PARENT UP! THEN GO BACK TO FISTING EACH OTHER!

On: Linux Port of Disciples 2 Announced

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SO YOU'RE SMUG TO BE GEEKIER-THAN-THOU? ANUS.

On: Critics Pan Nemesis

MICHAEL'S INSIDE ONE OF THE LAST VINYL FAKE TWATS

On: Inside One Of the Last Vinyl Record Manufacturers

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, 1. PROFIT, 2. ???, 3. WI-FI PORT

On: Bell Canada Turns Payphones into Public Hotspots

ONLY THE "NUT" BIT EXCITES YOU, NOT THE "FEMALE"

On: Slashback: Pliancy, Antennae, Gobe

WANT HOT, DEEP BACTERIA? LET TACO NEAR YOUR ANUS.

On: Life Confirmed At Extreme Depths

I'D SHIT ON YOU IF I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN'T ENJOY IT

On: Week-Long Free-Software Class for Kids?

GREAT-AN EXCUSE FOR FATASS NERDS TO WATCH MORE TV

On: Build Your Own Linux PVR

NO, YOU'RE USING "WANKING AT HOME" YOU GREAT POOF

On: RC5-72 Clients Available on distributed.net

YOU ARE A FUCKING ASS, YOU FUCKING ASS. FUNGOUL!

On: Actual Costs for the Space Station

WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK WANK, PULL UP PANTS.

On: Real-Time Collaborative Mapmaking

START PUTTING DIMITRY'S K-Y CARE PACKAGES TOGETHER

On: Sklyarov Case Opens Today

GO BACK TO MASTURBATING TO LARA CROFT, NERDBOY.

On: Cellular and Computing Industries Finally Collide