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  1. IP address is to the lbig MAC address on College Demands RIAA Pay Up For Wasting Its Time · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    RIAA: What was the MAC to the IP at the time...you, University Admin!
    Admin: Fo' schizzle my nizzle.

  2. Green Peace creates a new species every day... on New Species Of Great Cat Found · · Score: -1

    ...with green spray-paint.

    Someone was quoted to save a single California Sea Lion by painting a unique symbol on its fur with green paint, and thereby it was "unique" as an endangered species with none other like it and should be saved.

    It does' matter what color Green Peace uses. I think ladies in green fur is a hot a jap-anime green-eyed purple-haired pseudo-asians.

  3. eln poisons the whole movement. on How Open Source Projects Survive Poisonous People · · Score: -1

    Eric S Raymond poisons the whole movement, not any particular project. To do that, he would actually have to participate in one of them.

    I think "eln" poisons the whole movement, not any particular project. To do that, he would actually have to participate in one of them. My reasons for this determination is much better than his accusations toward me. My reasons he poisons the whole movement are as follows:

    And there they are.
    Sin-Searily,
    Eric "Stromwell" Ramrod

    PS: Accusation without content is the remedy of a bad-person. Let's vote "eln" off the Slashdot island, and send him into the Pit of Paris-Hilton wannabees on Studio 54.

  4. Heh, maybe that's what the article accomplished on How Open Source Projects Survive Poisonous People · · Score: -1

    Want to get rid of all the bad-persons in your project? Just post a story on Slashdot, prefatory to flogging them. Oh wait, don't cross-examine the submitters -- just because they said it first doesn't mean there really the bad-persons on a project that just want to counter the thoughts of them being zapped and hungup before a hearty rm -rf ~/ from a majordomo.

    We should be hearing a similar story shortly from CmdrTaco about his disapproval of that ratty CowboyNeal! A horrible guy, that person. He's not even a Cowboy! He's affraid of horses just like George W. Bush.

  5. I forgive your primive brain, human. on DNA to Test Theory of Roman Village in China · · Score: -1

    It seems unclear only because you're not thinking with a 50BC brain -- you're thinking with a 2007AD brain. Your brain sees -- clearly -- a picture map of the world from space. A 50BC brain sees no such thing.
    And further, I forgive your non-ability of your primitive brain to understand my forgiveness.
  6. But the Optimus Primus: R&R encourages victoly on DNA to Test Theory of Roman Village in China · · Score: -1

    I know that the Optimus Primus of American truckers is Preparation-H: a little tube takes a man a long way of trucking. Then there are those facets of society that are dying because the American truckers are slowly being replaced in the Pan-American Union by way of the Super Highway insurected through the Texas Trade Corridor to allow Mexico to move Chinese contract goods cheeply through North America without the burden of US Trade; such death are Drive-in Movie Theatres, Drive-in Fast food diners, Bee-Hive hair-sculptures on big-chested-slim-hipped shain-smoking blonde ladies from Massachusettes-stock wheeling on roller-skates, CB radios, unshaven men wearing flanel and denim, and childrens' entertainment of intelligent heavy-machinery derived of American construction industry.

    Americans are dying!

  7. Wolves & Vampires merged long ago. Wiki Strawh on Ancient Village Unearthed Near Stonehenge · · Score: -1

    Though I doubt Stonehenge was built because of that. Wolves are extinct in Britain.

    Ain't it lovely how to kill a joke with facts? :)


    I have a Strawhenge in my yard. I made it with my own manly hands. I think I'll put a few in the neighborhood's oldest estates and start a WikiPedia article on the matter.

    Perhaps the Wolves are extinct because they merged with Vampires to form a superior race that is immune to silver bullettes and garlic. We call that race the GNU Jew.

  8. bad checksum on Rare Shark Filmed in Japan · · Score: -1
    PS: IT'S = IT IS


    Let's see...

    1 = 1
    11 = 11
    10 + 1 = 11
    10 + 1 = 10 + 1

    Now...
    IT IS = IT IS
    IT'S = IT'S

    IT'S ? IT IS
    IT'S /= IT IS

    You fail it! That apostrophe could mean anything that isn't brief, like a whole word or a symbol of itself). What does this apostrophe on my keyboard mean? Now I just wonder what the meaning of "is" is...
  9. If your face smells like pussy... on Moore's Law For Razor Blades? · · Score: -1

    you will be fucked...skull-fucked, by someone that was invited by the smoothness.

    Grow your stubble, men! It's like defensive sandpaper. Defend the king!

  10. Can you blame him? on Moore's Law For Razor Blades? · · Score: -1

    He probably took his first "golden shower" and was so impressed that it mesmerised him to not rinse away the pride of his rare joy. It's like your first kiss...you only experiment on geese, so the second round from the first giver would be a supra-erotic battle of teh suck.

  11. them bushes are pretty cold. on Reporter's Story — How HP Kept Tabs On Me · · Score: -1

    That laura bush is as breezy as the lartch...the.lartch.

    I prefer the friendly shadow of the stoop at a wheeping willow. Maybe if it was a midget willow, but without the renaisance fair -esqe attire, or Willow's wife.

    If there is poison oak in that bush, count me in.

    nudge nudge.

  12. Wasp-stung is what you realy want! on How Warcraft Really Does Wreck Lives · · Score: -1

    Granted, now sex with cartoon dragons....

    But I'll ask.. is the image drawn on Canvas, Sand-paper, or poison Ivy?

  13. Shattner is past-tense of a Shittner. on A History of Computers, As Seen in Old TV Ads · · Score: -1

    When I was at PetCo, I walked down an aisle to grab a bag of Tribbles And Titts, but I found all the bags were not reliable to carry to the counter because they were moistenned from the constant "marking" of the animals. Also, the store had been in such ill cleanliness that I decided not to buy. If soming previously shat all over the the retail enclosure, would you buy that matter for your pet? I sure as Shittner would naught!

  14. It's too bad, realy. on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: -1

    I wonder what kind of groceries she bought. A lot can be told of the longevity and dimensions of the groceries someone buys before dis-appearing. I would look into the possibility of her being with a "new" boyfriend, that wanted to blackmail Hans Reiser by getting near the nieve/accepting wife wanting a new life far from her former husband. Lots of sickos out there that prey on bad relationships; they try to give "advice" to hurry the dissolution of a marriage rather than loving words that justify the marriage to be patched/amended and continued for the sake of new life(the children).

  15. Maybe she's not dead. Her iNode was misplaced. on Hans Reiser Arrested On Suspicion of Murder · · Score: -1

    Sometimes that happened when the computer lost power, due to a surge fault sprung by over-use of the garbage-disposal unit. That makes me wonder...did the police check for her blood near the Disposer? It's just like Hanz to take a solid block device, remove a thin slice in the middle, re-arrange it somwhere else with a Sticky-Note of what part it belongs, and continue this until he expects the unconcious power-loss to lose everything. What size are Hanz' boots, btw?

  16. You forgot one lie. on A Gaming War Between Islam and the West? · · Score: -1
    "Our games are not propaganda"

    Right up there with the other great lies.

    "I am not a crook!"

    "I did not have sex with that woman."

    "I'm from the government and I'm here to help."


    "I won't cum in your mouth."
  17. THIS IS THE ol' BiG MAN, www.bestbuysux.org on Gamestop Managers Worried Over PS3 Launch · · Score: -1, Troll

    (...finished typing This text; as adapted to a skit easily found at Google Video of the Ol' Big Man ranting about Starbux. Enjoy...)

    Hey, the big customer's back. www.bestbuysux.org.
    The big customer got up this morning, you know.
    Felt like buying a video-game system for my child,
    with an extra controller so I or his friends can play along.
    I wound up in one of them Best Buy's, you know.
    I knew the joint wasn't right soon as I walked in, you know.
    I seen these blue-shirted people walking in circles around the entertainment Screens, chanting for some idiot, walking around the isles then stopping to pose, and acting like they was too fuckin' busy to be bothered unless they caught you looking at them, you know.
    Finally I arrive to the register at a girl.
    Before I say a word, she asks "Do you want to buy a Warrantee, pick-up your property in the Tech, or attend an employee-hiring session?"
    I say, "Listen honey, I don't know what kind of fuckin' place this is, I just want to buy a fuckin' good video-game system and extra-controller for my child."
    She says, "The PlayStation 2 and XBox 360, either with an extra controller is US $600 dollars."
    Plus, she had the fuckin' balls to ask if I wanted to purchase a Best Buy warrantee on top of that for an extra US $200 dollars."
    I says, "Seven-hundred fuckin' dollars for a fuckin' console and a fuckin' extra controller? Fuckin' stick it!"
    I went right around the corner to a fuckin' video-game shop, I take an oath to my son, I buy the fuckin' Wii special: two wireless controllers, Wii console, network adapters, two game titles, with all the ease of on-screen multimedia features you can use, threw in a extra demonstration game as I walked out the door, and for an extra buck and a half they gave me a fuckin' issue of Nintendo Power.
    I walked out of there fuckin' buffed.
    Cost me US $300 and a Grover (US $50) for the whole fuckin' ball o' wank.
    I couldn't stop playing for 2 months.
    What's a fucking working man supposed to do?
    You go to one of them fuckin' Best Buys; the poor working guy, what do they think they're fucking selling over there?
    Fuckin' golden bars of DRM?
    Fuckin' console and an extra controller for US $600?
    Stick it up your ass, fuckin' Worst Buy!
    What about the fucking workin' man?
    Anyway, think about it
    this is the ol' customer. he he!
    www.bestbuysux.org
    and the customer's always happy to see ya!

  18. Maybe it was grooming itself as it died. on Caller ID Watches · · Score: -1

    However it may have been grooming itself, look near the groin and you'll undoubtedly find the self-same shape of a funnell oil cup. It is my impression that dinosaurs actually shat oil, given this image and the truth that their pelvic bone is curved backwards "just like a bird." Do you suppose that before they died-out, the dinosaurs evolved into Automobile Mechanics over-night?

  19. Advantage on Folding@Home Releases GPU Client · · Score: -1

    My human problem involves teh zerg on XX server overwhelming me. Folding@Home will be great to help my bots to Bodyguard any of their kamikaze attempts at my main character. And afte I am satisfied and need a graphics adapter upgrade, then the charity will begin by my GPU flooding the auction with schill bidders through FreeNET.

    Yes, YES! My plan is un-Folding as we speeek!

  20. Driven: brought to you by WD40 on Going Pink For October · · Score: -1

    If the mudflaps are touching the ground then you better jack-up her suspension.

  21. AFAIK, We, the Creationists, are excavating... on Soft Tissue Discovered In T-Rex Bone · · Score: 0, Funny
    Quoth thy beholders of our blessed "nametaken",
    "Creationists are going to have a field day with this."


    Quoth Slashdot article,
    "When paleontologists find fossilized dinosaur bones during a dig, they usually do everything in their power to protect them, using tools like toothbrushes"


    Have you ever seen a child brush their teeth? If it weren't for fragile bristles, there would be nothing left of the poor soul's mouth. That given, now all those matured (non-aborted) fetuses can get their revenge on this excavation site. It is my determination that the wonderful creationists are brushing history away as we speak. As an environmentalist, I am against this excavation! Someone needs to make these excavators stop pulling ancient ruins and decaying material from the natural environment. Soon, we will have none left for *sing* Future Generations(R) */sing* to excavate.

    These said, it's the duty of all environmentalists around the world to plant skeletal remains of modern dead and decaying creations, to deter these creationists from finding the Holiest of relics. For the execution of these matters, I the Father of all that is naked and green due appoint Green Peace and their agents for any of the duties as needed to Cleric or Barrister the matter from causing further tresspass.

    The Oath of Office shall acceptable and the office there derive be filled on the first Saturday at noon, and begin processing durring banking hours Monday through Friday nine o'clock in the morning until five o'clock after noon.
  22. Life is not fair! on Counter-Strike Opens Weapons Market · · Score: -1
  23. A linux is a unit with vestigial apparatus. on Linux Taking Over Schools in India · · Score: -1

    Formerly known as a Eunuch that needed not be modified because the subjective member was thought to be perpetually dormant by contract (GPL); therefore it is a complete unit partaking in Eunuch activities and considered a Eunuch without any impairment otherwise. Perhaps one runlevel, if for some distractive purpose it ever stops being a kind of Eunuch; such are for it to partake in the binary translation of non-Eunuch code as Win32 via Cedega/Wine or DOSemu or XBox360 or PS3, then the once vestigial apparatus may be revived into a bright-red Zab that may be subject to a timely procedure to "trim" as overseen by Intellectual Property claimants: thereby, returning Linux to be pre-dominantly Eunuch.

    Examples of Linux ready to be "trim" are Linspire and SCO OpenSoars.

  24. You didn't see the Troll underneath /sarcasm on USB Batteries · · Score: -1


    Joke ===>             "...Thermoynamics."

                 "You can't charge laptop batteries via USB."          <=== Troll

    You ===>         "{...went over your head, man}"

                   I read Slashdot for $100 please             <=== Daily Double! (Troll)

  25. 'bout time ye Debian gurus muster to a Dunc-tank! on Dunc-Tank To Help Meet Debian Etch Deadline · · Score: -1

    If it takes ye lumberin' swabs more than a bell to salvage some code from that wreck of ye'r mind, then ye need be Dunc!

    May ye now think to adhere to the Code, or get a bath when ye acquiesce. Yar need to fight to be smelly GNU hippies, so none that Code not will deserve the title of the Smelly!

    Har it's still a pirates night!