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I like ATI, and AMD But I don't like Intel, no sir-ee! There's two lone things that'll make me puke And that's a cracked water-block and Norton spook (Ghost).
You grok it... when I *CON it. Like a riddlin' Blue Man(tm) I overclock it. And the Board of the Green PC Would they raise the stock of awesome AMD me!
Intel's jews are in bed, with Microsoft too, Our chips back's are green, you know that's true But they don't mind, cause what the heck! You gotta have a Radeon to pass the Quack3 test!
And I'm broke...no joke Spent all my cycles on the Vista choke And I ain't wacked, you see So Uncle Sam won't help poor gigga-watt me.
Gig-A-Boo, Gig-a-boo...where are you? I's here in Enron...'flatin' you Gig-A-Boo, Gig-a-boo...come out! No! Cause I'm scared of the anti-trust Jurat of your House!
You know it!...cause I crow it. Pull that damn water-block out and unplug it! And the NBAACP Can't block my slam-dunkin' to the fridge AMD PC me.
Mirror, mirror...on the wall Which of the Slashdot effect will 7-year your stall? A man named Malda, and there ain't no doubt That he's causin' lots of duplicates with his big-bass trollin' mouth.
Brewin'...he's a doin' It's caused by yeast on the water-block a-stewin. And the MPRIAA Can't win if the GPL men keep the security interest on the IP game.
Hey! Mr. President! What do you say? When are we GNU's gonna have our day The artists had there's such a long, long time I'm in the HURD, and it's time that I had mine!
You groke it...cause I *CON it! Stick your IP-Lawyer head out and I'll Frozen Bubble it! And the MPRIAA Can't win if the software man sticks with AMD me...
Most of them are trannies, and I don't mean the General Motors kind. Pretty much every low-class country is full of young adolts that would be willing to put some fake-skin on their groin to fake their image to that of a woman; or they advertise a little differently, drink a lot of estrogen-effective Soy Milk to grow breasts, and strut it like a man-lady.
You, sir, are more evil than the prior, and I don't mean Richard Prior!
Laugh, it's funny that he would never make it into politics. No, not one Luciferian president, just been [b]g[/b]od-loving freemasons with exception to one or two on the anti-freemason peenut box.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but what about an article about those two weird fucks that spawned him? Let us all see whether John Romero is his own man.
I know. Let's make this Article about me and how cool I am. I can fill up a toilette with rated-R material, and children still get to watch! John Romero can't get around the ESRB like I can.
Holy shiite: Slashdot wants me to confirm I'm not a script by typing the word "goatess". That's too bad it's not goatsees.
On second thought, these are teh same chirdlen that assemble Disney perephernalia 10 dollars per week so Disney can take those 25-cent plastic toys or 50-cent clothes to resell for US 35.
It's all upto Disney now! We all know how thorough they are to prevent pornographic images from leeking into their animation, so I think the OO heirs from Eisner will surely sort this out. On a technical note, I read that private executive administrations are the ones that can be sued, while de jure government is above and beyond the scope of all inelectual property because they decide its existance and applicability.
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He got to boink Natalie Portman? Is that all you could cum up with?
Let me give you some details: God likes to send his creatures around, with redundancy. He doesn't just send them around with a partner, he sends them around with #@$ a partner. How do I say this to you...
Do you have two testicles? No?
Ok, having a twin set is like comparing a straight-8 engine with a modern V8 engine. You sacrifice one giant load-buckette possible once every three days for to have two smaller load-buckettes that are quicker and fill every.5 day.
Not descript enough? Having a twin set is like comparing two bowls of hot water, whereas one has dipped in it a single tea-bag and the other has (you guessed it) count'em TWO tea-bags.
My point is, you already were given two of what you need. But wait! Think of the general-issue given by God as a single set. You don't want two... you want FOUR. Rip up your Evil membership-card, and step-up to the Birth-defects card. Some people, before entering this life, made a "deal" to enter maimed and halt just so they could experience FOUR. As for four lightsabers, maybe you can get your Head transplanted to a chimp body just so you have the extra "feet-hands" that let you grasp three or more objects (think lightsabers).
Uhm... I read an African trail-guide that they bring a goat on a leash when they walk around in the jungle. This was so the lions would go after the smelly goat.
Why do you advertise "I kid" to prospective pedophiles prowling Slashbot dot orgy?
Pinky3 { You save $300, but give up Apple Remote, bluetooth, ATI Radeon, 80GB of drive space, and the SuperDrive. } Pinky3
Does the expensive version come with a Malibu Stacey(R) hat?
On second thought, I'll wait for the Geico PC; I bet it'll be better than the offer from Apple, and when the kernel crashes and the resulting computer gets hit by a chair or finds its way out the window of a multi-storied building then the Insurance will kick in. I'm sure the Geico gecko would be backed by SuSE as well. Apple doesn't even help YellowDog Linux. Operating System developers should be lumped into the same pile of software developers, no different than are gas stations.
For example, I take a picture of a married couple and it is stored on a disc archive as "Bob's marriage photo." The picture is somewhat depressing and depending on perspective it could be verry misleading as any Rocky And Bullwinkle episode. Misleading at first, an extra amount of the picture is included on the right side -- this changes the entire perspective. That photo titled "Bob's marriage photo" now has the looker trying to decide which creature in the photograp is "Bob" and which is the "dominant" in the marriage.
The choice is yours: Blame the photographer for spoiling two perfect poseurs, or blame the camera for not centering the photo capturing mechanism on target. What should the title be: Bob and Bob, or Angry Beaver on the Totem Pole? Until next time...
That's quite a good write-up, if I say so myself.
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Back in mid-1990's, when I was at San Diego (California), the motel had one of those cool television consoles with a built-in entertainment system inside.
there is a single 6-button digital gamepad attached to an unknown port on the rear of the TV.
#grab gamepad, turn on television, play.
There was a collection of three games on this integrated system, if I remember correctly. To play, it was needed to call the motel service desk clerck to activate and pay for each hour of use. Among the titles of games, BlackThorne was one of them. It played a demonstration when the system unit was powered-up, but wouldn't play until you payed like $10 an hour or somthing.
this system only activates by calling the clerck and paying for it, you hippy trash/grab phatfone, call clerck, kiss some ass and throw some green trash.
My impression of BlackThorne was I played as a drunk Indian Biker on a plantation, rebelling against my alien step-sisters when they arrived to enslave my fellow drunks and forcibly convert all the barren farmland into a Casino. As usual, I grabbed my shotgun and booze-bombs, and entered the dark ghetto where my comrades were held.
#without-looking shoot behind shoulder, at Orc.
So many times did I miss and shot my fellow Indian. That was soom good animation of my comrades dying when they were tied spread-eagle in the dungeon. When I would *accidently* shit one of the prisoners, I could feel a hallowness enter my body as though a million Liquor-stores cried out in silence for the loss of sales.
BlackThorne gets a B+. It's better than the Lost Vikings. I'm waiting for Eidos to take over development of BlackThorne so we can see some transexually clothed Indians with huge frick'n Katana Swords and Big Blue Eyes(TM) and Green Hair(TM). Yeaaah!
And I don't mean those Role-back Mountain Ninjas in San Franciscy. I'm talking totally ass-pirate Ninjas, wearing Berkeley BOFH Boots. This is just another example of how the System Administrator can schedule an entire network to use Network Time Scheduling; as though they can dilate space and time itself. It makes sense, because my BIOS can go forward to good ol' 1901, while all you other chaps get a BIOS that dumps you in the sadsack of either 1970's or 1985 with McFly's mom in a greasy hottub.
I was there. I realy liked it when he took one of Peter's knives to sever the meatballs from the spaghetti-monster. Jesus then threw the spaghetti-mnonster corpse across the room. Judas ran over to the pastafarian husk that lay at the floor and tried to reason whether the pasta hit the wall or the wall hit the pasta. hmmm...there is an ol' Pastafarian Brady-bunch moral to this story.
vrrooooo
BTW, I disagree with you.
oooooommmmm!
some won't want handouts from a church.
It's no fun to get some from a nun. They *look* at you that way, like you're shit to them for getting the money they conned off some poor working sap that swore not to give his money to a bum.
"I will buy the best alcohol available, no less than 180 proof, because I earned it." Besides, gift certificates are good on the Stock Exchange. They're trading pound-for-pound, wood for rat meat.
two re-hired SCO developers telnet to the SCO server after a night in the basement.
arroot: so... SCOdev: what? arroot: how 'bout scheduling a grep job to see if there is any SCO IP in Linux? SCOdev: are you crazy? what if the server is logging and the resource throttle triggers an alarm to the CEO? arroot: but I love you so much. SCOdev: it's too risky. arroot: pleeeeease?
*login*
IBMdev: SEC said it's "ok" to give the AIX repository a grep job, or SEC will come down to perform a grep job, or I can do it. But for Gates' sakes don't use/bin/wall to echo your chat to all the terminals.
The people at China have the capability to accomplish more technically-sound function, and they have the higher rate of education just be population. They can accomplish more work with intelligent solutions. There is a tool for every job, and then there is always that "better" tool that distances you from the work and accomplishes the effort of 10 men at 10 fold quicker.
Just think of when they need to perform 20 blow-jobs. That'll get their engineering degrees running. And they'll have the standard tool that slowly gets the job done, but will be replaced with the technical tool that performs the action 100 times quicker and makes a milk-shake and more.
In America, they had the screw-driver, then the Amish hand-drill, then the cord-supplied hand-drill, and now the cordless drill-gun. The next advancement would be to give the option of paraplegics and lost-limb survivors, to replace their lost or ignored nerves with a power-tool attached to the nervous system and powered by the food they eat. Given the amount of food would be needed to eat to convert to power their tool-limbs, they would also produce enough fertilizer at the worksite that those illegal alien gardners would be out of a job in that matter. And just think of the quadoplegics that can be attached to a lawnmower! Oh baby!
If you need proof, just look at a duck-billed platypus.
I mean seriously, what the fuck? Hair, bill, warm-blooded, lays eggs, nurses its young, males have venomous spurs..
(They also have the best electroperception of any mammal and swim with their eyes closed. You can't make this shit up, check out the Wikipedia entry [wikipedia.org]. They're even wierder than I thought.)
Oh the suspense!
[*]...Hair [*]...Bill [*]...Warm-blooded [*]...Lays eggs [*]...Nurses its young [*]...Males have venemous spurs
Does Condoleeze Rice send a Bill after "servicing" her client?
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This matter was composed in Slash-time (asap for this article), and is not derived from the Johnny Rebel song "I like Sugar and I like Tea). Enjoy...(if you know the rhythm, dudez...)
I like ATI, and AMD
But I don't like Intel, no sir-ee!
There's two lone things that'll make me puke
And that's a cracked water-block and Norton spook (Ghost).
You grok it... when I *CON it.
Like a riddlin' Blue Man(tm) I overclock it.
And the Board of the Green PC
Would they raise the stock of awesome AMD me!
Intel's jews are in bed, with Microsoft too,
Our chips back's are green, you know that's true
But they don't mind, cause what the heck!
You gotta have a Radeon to pass the Quack3 test!
And I'm broke...no joke
Spent all my cycles on the Vista choke
And I ain't wacked, you see
So Uncle Sam won't help poor gigga-watt me.
Gig-A-Boo, Gig-a-boo...where are you?
I's here in Enron...'flatin' you
Gig-A-Boo, Gig-a-boo...come out!
No! Cause I'm scared of the anti-trust Jurat of your House!
You know it!...cause I crow it.
Pull that damn water-block out and unplug it!
And the NBAACP
Can't block my slam-dunkin' to the fridge AMD PC me.
Mirror, mirror...on the wall
Which of the Slashdot effect will 7-year your stall?
A man named Malda, and there ain't no doubt
That he's causin' lots of duplicates with his big-bass trollin' mouth.
Brewin'...he's a doin'
It's caused by yeast on the water-block a-stewin.
And the MPRIAA
Can't win if the GPL men keep the security interest on the IP game.
Hey! Mr. President! What do you say?
When are we GNU's gonna have our day
The artists had there's such a long, long time
I'm in the HURD, and it's time that I had mine!
You groke it...cause I *CON it!
Stick your IP-Lawyer head out and I'll Frozen Bubble it!
And the MPRIAA
Can't win if the software man sticks with AMD me...
AMD me...AMD me...AMD me...
...just to see where it came from.
Most of them are trannies, and I don't mean the General Motors kind. Pretty much every low-class country is full of young adolts that would be willing to put some fake-skin on their groin to fake their image to that of a woman; or they advertise a little differently, drink a lot of estrogen-effective Soy Milk to grow breasts, and strut it like a man-lady.
Take this revealed substance, for example. I bet those two men use it for more than just smoothing their eye glasses.
You, sir, are more evil than the prior, and I don't mean Richard Prior! Laugh, it's funny that he would never make it into politics. No, not one Luciferian president, just been [b]g[/b]od-loving freemasons with exception to one or two on the anti-freemason peenut box.
There are more deserving candidates.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but what about an article about those two weird fucks that spawned him? Let us all see whether John Romero is his own man.
I know. Let's make this Article about me and how cool I am. I can fill up a toilette with rated-R material, and children still get to watch! John Romero can't get around the ESRB like I can.
Holy shiite: Slashdot wants me to confirm I'm not a script by typing the word "goatess". That's too bad it's not goatsees.
God hates freaks.
Please, Hammer, don't hurt that server.
Don't Rap On Him!
On second thought, these are teh same chirdlen that assemble Disney perephernalia 10 dollars per week so Disney can take those 25-cent plastic toys or 50-cent clothes to resell for US 35.
It's all upto Disney now! We all know how thorough they are to prevent pornographic images from leeking into their animation, so I think the OO heirs from Eisner will surely sort this out. On a technical note, I read that private executive administrations are the ones that can be sued, while de jure government is above and beyond the scope of all inelectual property because they decide its existance and applicability.
He got to boink Natalie Portman? Is that all you could cum up with?
.5 day.
Let me give you some details: God likes to send his creatures around, with redundancy. He doesn't just send them around with a partner, he sends them around with #@$ a partner. How do I say this to you...
Do you have two testicles? No?
Ok, having a twin set is like comparing a straight-8 engine with a modern V8 engine. You sacrifice one giant load-buckette possible once every three days for to have two smaller load-buckettes that are quicker and fill every
Not descript enough? Having a twin set is like comparing two bowls of hot water, whereas one has dipped in it a single tea-bag and the other has (you guessed it) count'em TWO tea-bags.
My point is, you already were given two of what you need. But wait! Think of the general-issue given by God as a single set. You don't want two... you want FOUR. Rip up your Evil membership-card, and step-up to the Birth-defects card. Some people, before entering this life, made a "deal" to enter maimed and halt just so they could experience FOUR. As for four lightsabers, maybe you can get your Head transplanted to a chimp body just so you have the extra "feet-hands" that let you grasp three or more objects (think lightsabers).
Isn't that grrreeat?
I kid, I kid.
Uhm... I read an African trail-guide that they bring a goat on a leash when they walk around in the jungle. This was so the lions would go after the smelly goat.
Why do you advertise "I kid" to prospective pedophiles prowling Slashbot dot orgy?
You both have the same signature of a US-ian.
Me, I'm an American national. We threw all you Teabaggers into the drink, last my histamine book said.
But damn you all, for getting Altoids(R) when the event reached a conclusion.
not Windows NT.
Pinky3 {
You save $300, but give up Apple Remote, bluetooth, ATI Radeon, 80GB of drive space, and the SuperDrive.
} Pinky3
Does the expensive version come with a Malibu Stacey(R) hat?
On second thought, I'll wait for the Geico PC; I bet it'll be better than the offer from Apple, and when the kernel crashes and the resulting computer gets hit by a chair or finds its way out the window of a multi-storied building then the Insurance will kick in. I'm sure the Geico gecko would be backed by SuSE as well. Apple doesn't even help YellowDog Linux. Operating System developers should be lumped into the same pile of software developers, no different than are gas stations.
For example, I take a picture of a married couple and it is stored on a disc archive as "Bob's marriage photo." The picture is somewhat depressing and depending on perspective it could be verry misleading as any Rocky And Bullwinkle episode. Misleading at first, an extra amount of the picture is included on the right side -- this changes the entire perspective. That photo titled "Bob's marriage photo" now has the looker trying to decide which creature in the photograp is "Bob" and which is the "dominant" in the marriage.
The choice is yours: Blame the photographer for spoiling two perfect poseurs, or blame the camera for not centering the photo capturing mechanism on target. What should the title be: Bob and Bob, or Angry Beaver on the Totem Pole? Until next time...
Back in mid-1990's, when I was at San Diego (California), the motel had one of those cool television consoles with a built-in entertainment system inside.
/grab phatfone, call clerck, kiss some ass and throw some green trash.
there is a single 6-button digital gamepad attached to an unknown port on the rear of the TV.
#grab gamepad, turn on television, play.
There was a collection of three games on this integrated system, if I remember correctly. To play, it was needed to call the motel service desk clerck to activate and pay for each hour of use. Among the titles of games, BlackThorne was one of them. It played a demonstration when the system unit was powered-up, but wouldn't play until you payed like $10 an hour or somthing.
this system only activates by calling the clerck and paying for it, you hippy trash
My impression of BlackThorne was I played as a drunk Indian Biker on a plantation, rebelling against my alien step-sisters when they arrived to enslave my fellow drunks and forcibly convert all the barren farmland into a Casino. As usual, I grabbed my shotgun and booze-bombs, and entered the dark ghetto where my comrades were held.
#without-looking shoot behind shoulder, at Orc.
So many times did I miss and shot my fellow Indian. That was soom good animation of my comrades dying when they were tied spread-eagle in the dungeon. When I would *accidently* shit one of the prisoners, I could feel a hallowness enter my body as though a million Liquor-stores cried out in silence for the loss of sales.
BlackThorne gets a B+. It's better than the Lost Vikings. I'm waiting for Eidos to take over development of BlackThorne so we can see some transexually clothed Indians with huge frick'n Katana Swords and Big Blue Eyes(TM) and Green Hair(TM). Yeaaah!
And I don't mean those Role-back Mountain Ninjas in San Franciscy. I'm talking totally ass-pirate Ninjas, wearing Berkeley BOFH Boots. This is just another example of how the System Administrator can schedule an entire network to use Network Time Scheduling; as though they can dilate space and time itself. It makes sense, because my BIOS can go forward to good ol' 1901, while all you other chaps get a BIOS that dumps you in the sadsack of either 1970's or 1985 with McFly's mom in a greasy hottub.
I was there. I realy liked it when he took one of Peter's knives to sever the meatballs from the spaghetti-monster. Jesus then threw the spaghetti-mnonster corpse across the room. Judas ran over to the pastafarian husk that lay at the floor and tried to reason whether the pasta hit the wall or the wall hit the pasta. hmmm...there is an ol' Pastafarian Brady-bunch moral to this story.
vrrooooo BTW, I disagree with you. oooooommmmm! some won't want handouts from a church. It's no fun to get some from a nun. They *look* at you that way, like you're shit to them for getting the money they conned off some poor working sap that swore not to give his money to a bum.
"I will buy the best alcohol available, no less than 180 proof, because I earned it." Besides, gift certificates are good on the Stock Exchange. They're trading pound-for-pound, wood for rat meat.
Do you 69 while on rollerskates?
Or are you an 69-year-old granny on rollerskates...69ing?
Picture please!
Big Black Queer?
I don't advocate the GNAA. Get lost. You are not welcome here.
Which U.S. government?
a which!
two re-hired SCO developers telnet to the SCO server after a night in the basement.
/bin/wall to echo your chat to all the terminals.
arroot: so...
SCOdev: what?
arroot: how 'bout scheduling a grep job to see if there is any SCO IP in Linux?
SCOdev: are you crazy? what if the server is logging and the resource throttle triggers an alarm to the CEO?
arroot: but I love you so much.
SCOdev: it's too risky.
arroot: pleeeeease?
*login*
IBMdev: SEC said it's "ok" to give the AIX repository a grep job, or SEC will come down to perform a grep job, or I can do it. But for Gates' sakes don't use
The people at China have the capability to accomplish more technically-sound function, and they have the higher rate of education just be population. They can accomplish more work with intelligent solutions. There is a tool for every job, and then there is always that "better" tool that distances you from the work and accomplishes the effort of 10 men at 10 fold quicker.
Just think of when they need to perform 20 blow-jobs. That'll get their engineering degrees running. And they'll have the standard tool that slowly gets the job done, but will be replaced with the technical tool that performs the action 100 times quicker and makes a milk-shake and more.
In America, they had the screw-driver, then the Amish hand-drill, then the cord-supplied hand-drill, and now the cordless drill-gun. The next advancement would be to give the option of paraplegics and lost-limb survivors, to replace their lost or ignored nerves with a power-tool attached to the nervous system and powered by the food they eat. Given the amount of food would be needed to eat to convert to power their tool-limbs, they would also produce enough fertilizer at the worksite that those illegal alien gardners would be out of a job in that matter. And just think of the quadoplegics that can be attached to a lawnmower! Oh baby!
Oh the suspense!
[*]...Hair
[*]...Bill
[*]...Warm-blooded
[*]...Lays eggs
[*]...Nurses its young
[*]...Males have venemous spurs
Does Condoleeze Rice send a Bill after "servicing" her client?