Get back in there! You're a troll! You can do better! We didn't run our way to the top to go back and eat Mc'Donalds! We came for steak, and in the ring is where you must get it! You're a machine: a trolling muscle-man that eats lightning and craps thunder! You troll on slashdot because you can't sing or dance! Throw another coal in the FUD oven and churn out some flames, you lazy bastard!
(Rocky music begins, and I place my right hand on my heart)
And to build some character, this is my favorite movie, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, have flowing long hair, and a wrinkly ass from psoting on slashdot all day long. I also own a Apple compewter and will be first in line to see the new Johny Dapp movie "Charlie and teh Chocolate Fagtory." Anyone like me out there? I hate you.
BELL LABS created a single transistor. My AMD K6-2 CPU has no less than 20 million of those, and I payed only 10 fake-bank DOLLARS for it. Bell Labs is sooo over-estimating its value. And they next thing they'll say is a laser is not just a little light-bulb that blinks...
I have a ball-point pen in my mouth. A pen-is not a penis -- @#% Shutup! CowboyNeal, stop making fun of me when I fix your slashcode mistakes!
Sincerily,
Rob "CmdrTaco" Fent
PS: In a follow-up post-it note, CowboyNeal apologises. Everything else is a lie, or my name is Baghdad Bob!
Maybe the only way to remove the bug is to try to fuck...with it...uhm still up there... It'll look for an entrypoint/penishole to crawl into and continue its parasitic spread of...stuff!
it gets stuck? Morpheus doesn't come around often, and I don't know how much porn surfing it takes to be counted as "The One" for Morpheus to start looking for you.
I think they're disguising this tool's true function.
Joking on this honerable day celebrating the surrender of our rights; henceforth known as Memorial Day.
And what would really be cool(er) is to give them a XPDE session that incorporates their original Windwoes XP profile, yet run every application with WineX. I would love to have the crack accompanied by a webcam feed of them seeing the Linux kernel boot spit all that l33t matter on their screen, and then seeing that their favorite appzzz are like running sooo slow (thanks WineX). Let's start a anticipatory poll on what we would see and pundit from the webcam feed...
1) 8( "Oh no, that hotfix musta got rid of me blue screens of death with more detailed info!"
2) 8D "Finally! Now I'll know Micro$oft's secrets kept on muh compooter."
3):O "Pan Pan Pan; WTF yo, my console line printer can't take this! Who the hell makes a win virus backwards compatible wit 286? I need to send my pen-pal in Soviet Russia a warning by skipping with 2 meter @#!*&^!"
4) -Z- "Mein Furher, thy boot is mein commnand."
5) (*o*) "From my parents basement in New Jersey, into CowboyNeal's mouth I stab with this bratwurst and dorritos!"
It just so happens that sitting down for a moment to test the ether, before ordering a drink, solves the world's hunger and thirst disorders.
This cafe should be selling internet access one fiat dollar per two megabytes, and giving free coffee just to keep the customer addicted enough to return the next day.
Yet to be addressed until now, your lack of faith will cost you verry much! To atone for your sins, you must recite thrice "Heil Cowboyneal" and attend a dry baptism with as much Root Bear(TM) as possible.
I was in the area, and was reading the lips of a "Police Officer" from quite a ways away.
Officer Dough: Hey, Sargeant Joe. What's your 20? Meet me at the doughnut shop. Yea. That place. Sure, it'll be secure enough. We can transfer the child pictures there. Yeah, that's true. You know what...I got a better idea; let's just send it faster. Maybe if it transmits faster it'll be too fast for anyone to snoop. Yea. I love you too, see you in the showers back at the station.
What does it mean if you're running dual video cards in SLI?
It means "no-slip positraction" and the spoiler replaced by three hot (imagine) lesbians in the back seat for added traction.
I'm waiting until four graphics adaptors can be in SLI mode. That's like having a girlfriend, and at that she "understands" why I need to have 10 different antennaes on the car roof. (*drool*)
You've all been caught! You'r ID is logged! BAN!
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(puts on CIA mask) Madaxe42, you and others have not ceased to amaze me. You claim there is a majority of child pornography on Freenet. Did you expect to find anything else, when all YOU an OTHERS search for is that verry child porn? Sure, all you will find is little children being hammered and stretched to buckets of grits; that's all you are searching for. You can't find child pornography when you search for "Linux kernel 6.4", OpenOffice, or Maya 5. Maybe, by searching "Lemony Snicket" you'll find that one popular movie that hides child pornography near the end, but that is all.
You've been caught, and you will be sent to Guantanamo. What's that? You're a citizen of the United States? That's ok; Bubba will read you a bedtime story from the Koran, of how Mohammed married a 8-year-old girl and raped a decapitated wife of a sherrif. We'll do whatever it takes to turn you NAMBLA types around to justice.
(decides to not remove CIA mask)
I think we need more funding to prosecute your kind. I'm sure there is a little pedarist inside of every man in America, and we must prosecute even if you didn't stap your gametopositor into young soil.
(puts on dress, and rainbow ring) I'm Pervert T. Hoober, reincarnated from Herbert Hoover of the FBI; and I don't work at Walmart -- obviously because I'm working at the CIA now. Does this dress make me look fat?
Beavis: I'm gunna name this new rodent "Theo" Butthead: Yeah-yeah, Theo duh Ratd! Beavis: And we'll put him on a hampster wheel to power our BeoWulf cluster of FREEBSD porn-servers. Butthead: Yeah-yeah, cool!
Here was the test page you revealed to me. I commend that this is a verry accurate test.
The reference to a correct webbrowsers's interpretation of the acid2 test was revealed here and I believe that it is a picture of a happy-faced man.
The actual acid2 test is meant to compare to the happy-faced man? My location at the moment, the clocks all say midnight and there is a full moon. I think the reference page is lying; it's not a happy-faced man, but a were-metroidman from Planet Zebes and this is the logical explanation for Firefox's true and correct interpretation. Heil Firefox (extends straight-arm at eye-height)!
Post afte post it is written that some product is not good or what?
When I upgraded from my first ever computer, that crappy ol' USD 2000.00 386 50MHz, I went to a crappy 486 75MHz computer. Sure, it ran MSDOS 6.22 and the Qbasic and Edit (hold your tongues), and RedHat 5.2, but it truly did stink and I went to a Pentium 150 architecture. It was another crappy choice when compared to my next one, a Pentium 200MMX. Then, I upgraded to a crappy AMD K6-2 400MHz computer that I used up until the year of Our Lord two-thousand-and-three; I upgraded it to a crappy ol' K6-2 500Mhz. Why did I upgrade to another crappy one, well because it performed as I needed! I had access to MMX and 3DNow machine codes, and this alternative to Intel gave me both worlds.
But oh no, I downgraded to a pre-1998 64bit computer; a 21164 Deskstation Alpha. That crappy Alpha computer performed better than a 500Mhz AMD K6-2, yet this crap was so durrable it has lasted thus two years since I bought it in the year of Our Lord two-thousand-and-three.
My point is: there is not a good computer, there is not a crappy computer. There are only computers; and each one is built to what you chose it to qualify. If you want Doom3 to run on a K6, then You made a crappy choice, there is nothing wrong with the computer.
My 386 50MHz computer sure-can beat the hell out of your K8 AMD: unplugged, dropped from 6 feet above.
Dipper Dan needs to model the fluid dynamics of his pipes as "anti-matter", "cursed-earth", and God-knows-what is extracted from the reservoir under the Seat of the King's Throne.
Because We know 386 hardware as used in the past will never be able to meet the demands of problems in the year 2005, or could they? This is a job for Sun Microsystems and its competitively over-priced solutions; to harness efficient supply-chains, innovate value-added paradigms, transform distributed partnerships, disintermediate mission-critical methodologies, facilitate distributed convergence, and no-less facilitate visionary channels of helping Dipper Dan to visualize the movement of feces! Surelym this must be no less than a $10,000 solution, am I wrong?
In other news, (affordable) commodity hardware, The Weather Channel-sponsored DRI Radeon graphics drivers, and intelligible internetworking of those hosts using the API developed into the Chromium Project all can be used to stuff any marketing guru.
Guard: Hello folks, May I ask your purpose in entering Canada?
Dad: eh. Guard: Are you planning on staying long?
Dad: just two weeks. Guard: Do you have any guns or fruit?
Dad: just two weeks. Guard: excuse me?
Dad: twooo weeeks. Guard: (eyes widen)?
Dad: twoooooo weeeeeks. Guard: (eyes widen in fear)
Dad: twoooooo... twoooooo weeeeeeeekkks! twooooo weeeeeeeeeeeekkks $@#TJOJ$T#
Get your ass to Caleeeefornnyyaa! rArrrrRaaaaa Raaaa Raaagggglaaaaraahhh!
From the conclusion pageWith the 6xx-series Pentium 4, Intel has ensured that important functionality such as protection from memory overflow, power management and 64-bit support on the desktop is no longer an AMD domain. And with HT support and SSE3 instructions, the new Intel processors offer additional benefits. One change will annoy Intel, however: on the installation CD for Windows XP Professional x64 Edition, the most important operating system files are no longer in the 'i386' folder; Intel systems must load the installation files now from the 'AMD64' folder. Although that might hurt the industry leader, Intel may draw comfort from the fact that it has already sold more 64-bit chips than the inventor of the x86-64 architecture, AMD.
Intel "needs" to access installation data from the AMD64 folder? I thought the user was accessing the data from the AMD64 folder? What's next; Intel accessing its microcode from the folder AMD64/jonah/i386? Last I checked, it's AMD that always is compared to Intel and not the other way around. Is everyone jumping onto the AMD side now? Doesn't anyone remember that AMD cuts corners, especially apparent when a CPU's heatsink is dislodged?
Hey cuz, yor parents git you a 3D S3VirgeDX64 Fo'shizzled nizzle? I thinks S3 ritely said it was 3D to yor parents, butz they were talkin bout teh PCI adaptor partz.
Slashdot Mirror
ah, ok then
Get back in there!
You're a troll!
You can do better!
We didn't run our way to the top to go back and eat Mc'Donalds!
We came for steak, and in the ring is where you must get it!
You're a machine: a trolling muscle-man that eats lightning and craps thunder!
You troll on slashdot because you can't sing or dance!
Throw another coal in the FUD oven and churn out some flames, you lazy bastard!
(Rocky music begins, and I place my right hand on my heart)
And to build some character, this is my favorite movie, and I enjoy long walks on the beach, have flowing long hair, and a wrinkly ass from psoting on slashdot all day long. I also own a Apple compewter and will be first in line to see the new Johny Dapp movie "Charlie and teh Chocolate Fagtory." Anyone like me out there? I hate you.
BELL LABS created a single transistor. My AMD K6-2 CPU has no less than 20 million of those, and I payed only 10 fake-bank DOLLARS for it. Bell Labs is sooo over-estimating its value. And they next thing they'll say is a laser is not just a little light-bulb that blinks...
Pamela Anderson sucks. And she is verrrry Holy.
I, for one, forever welcome these sucking overloads errm lordii. (I bet that last word was like fingernails on a chalkboard eh?)
Canada?
I have a ball-point pen in my mouth. A pen-is not a penis -- @#% Shutup! CowboyNeal, stop making fun of me when I fix your slashcode mistakes!
Sincerily,
Rob "CmdrTaco" Fent
PS: In a follow-up post-it note, CowboyNeal apologises. Everything else is a lie, or my name is Baghdad Bob!
What bug crawled up your ass and discharged?
...with it...uhm still up there... It'll look for an entrypoint/penishole to crawl into and continue its parasitic spread of ...stuff!
Maybe the only way to remove the bug is to try to fuck
it gets stuck? Morpheus doesn't come around often, and I don't know how much porn surfing it takes to be counted as "The One" for Morpheus to start looking for you.
I think they're disguising this tool's true function.
Joking on this honerable day celebrating the surrender of our rights; henceforth known as Memorial Day.
And what would really be cool(er) is to give them a XPDE session that incorporates their original Windwoes XP profile, yet run every application with WineX. I would love to have the crack accompanied by a webcam feed of them seeing the Linux kernel boot spit all that l33t matter on their screen, and then seeing that their favorite appzzz are like running sooo slow (thanks WineX). Let's start a anticipatory poll on what we would see and pundit from the webcam feed...
:O "Pan Pan Pan; WTF yo, my console line printer can't take this! Who the hell makes a win virus backwards compatible wit 286? I need to send my pen-pal in Soviet Russia a warning by skipping with 2 meter @#!*&^!"
1) 8( "Oh no, that hotfix musta got rid of me blue screens of death with more detailed info!"
2) 8D "Finally! Now I'll know Micro$oft's secrets kept on muh compooter."
3)
4) -Z- "Mein Furher, thy boot is mein commnand."
5) (*o*) "From my parents basement in New Jersey, into CowboyNeal's mouth I stab with this bratwurst and dorritos!"
It just so happens that sitting down for a moment to test the ether, before ordering a drink, solves the world's hunger and thirst disorders.
This cafe should be selling internet access one fiat dollar per two megabytes, and giving free coffee just to keep the customer addicted enough to return the next day.
Yet to be addressed until now, your lack of faith will cost you verry much! To atone for your sins, you must recite thrice "Heil Cowboyneal" and attend a dry baptism with as much Root Bear(TM) as possible.
I was in the area, and was reading the lips of a "Police Officer" from quite a ways away.
Officer Dough: Hey, Sargeant Joe. What's your 20? Meet me at the doughnut shop. Yea. That place. Sure, it'll be secure enough. We can transfer the child pictures there. Yeah, that's true. You know what...I got a better idea; let's just send it faster. Maybe if it transmits faster it'll be too fast for anyone to snoop. Yea. I love you too, see you in the showers back at the station.
What does it mean if you're running dual video cards in SLI?
It means "no-slip positraction" and the spoiler replaced by three hot (imagine) lesbians in the back seat for added traction.
I'm waiting until four graphics adaptors can be in SLI mode. That's like having a girlfriend, and at that she "understands" why I need to have 10 different antennaes on the car roof. (*drool*)
(puts on CIA mask)
Madaxe42, you and others have not ceased to amaze me. You claim there is a majority of child pornography on Freenet. Did you expect to find anything else, when all YOU an OTHERS search for is that verry child porn? Sure, all you will find is little children being hammered and stretched to buckets of grits; that's all you are searching for. You can't find child pornography when you search for "Linux kernel 6.4", OpenOffice, or Maya 5. Maybe, by searching "Lemony Snicket" you'll find that one popular movie that hides child pornography near the end, but that is all.
You've been caught, and you will be sent to Guantanamo. What's that? You're a citizen of the United States? That's ok; Bubba will read you a bedtime story from the Koran, of how Mohammed married a 8-year-old girl and raped a decapitated wife of a sherrif. We'll do whatever it takes to turn you NAMBLA types around to justice.
(decides to not remove CIA mask)
I think we need more funding to prosecute your kind. I'm sure there is a little pedarist inside of every man in America, and we must prosecute even if you didn't stap your gametopositor into young soil.
(puts on dress, and rainbow ring)
I'm Pervert T. Hoober, reincarnated from Herbert Hoover of the FBI; and I don't work at Walmart -- obviously because I'm working at the CIA now. Does this dress make me look fat?
Huh-huh....huh...heh-heh...heh-heh...huh...huh.
Beavis: I'm gunna name this new rodent "Theo"
Butthead: Yeah-yeah, Theo duh Ratd!
Beavis: And we'll put him on a hampster wheel to power our BeoWulf cluster of FREEBSD porn-servers.
Butthead: Yeah-yeah, cool!
Here was the test page you revealed to me. I commend that this is a verry accurate test.
The reference to a correct webbrowsers's interpretation of the acid2 test was revealed here and I believe that it is a picture of a happy-faced man.
The actual acid2 test is meant to compare to the happy-faced man? My location at the moment, the clocks all say midnight and there is a full moon. I think the reference page is lying; it's not a happy-faced man, but a were-metroidman from Planet Zebes and this is the logical explanation for Firefox's true and correct interpretation. Heil Firefox (extends straight-arm at eye-height)!
characters = ~103, therefore ^He103
Post afte post it is written that some product is not good or what?
When I upgraded from my first ever computer, that crappy ol' USD 2000.00 386 50MHz, I went to a crappy 486 75MHz computer. Sure, it ran MSDOS 6.22 and the Qbasic and Edit (hold your tongues), and RedHat 5.2, but it truly did stink and I went to a Pentium 150 architecture. It was another crappy choice when compared to my next one, a Pentium 200MMX. Then, I upgraded to a crappy AMD K6-2 400MHz computer that I used up until the year of Our Lord two-thousand-and-three; I upgraded it to a crappy ol' K6-2 500Mhz. Why did I upgrade to another crappy one, well because it performed as I needed! I had access to MMX and 3DNow machine codes, and this alternative to Intel gave me both worlds.
But oh no, I downgraded to a pre-1998 64bit computer; a 21164 Deskstation Alpha. That crappy Alpha computer performed better than a 500Mhz AMD K6-2, yet this crap was so durrable it has lasted thus two years since I bought it in the year of Our Lord two-thousand-and-three.
My point is: there is not a good computer, there is not a crappy computer. There are only computers; and each one is built to what you chose it to qualify. If you want Doom3 to run on a K6, then You made a crappy choice, there is nothing wrong with the computer.
My 386 50MHz computer sure-can beat the hell out of your K8 AMD: unplugged, dropped from 6 feet above.
Dipper Dan needs to model the fluid dynamics of his pipes as "anti-matter", "cursed-earth", and God-knows-what is extracted from the reservoir under the Seat of the King's Throne.
Because We know 386 hardware as used in the past will never be able to meet the demands of problems in the year 2005, or could they? This is a job for Sun Microsystems and its competitively over-priced solutions; to harness efficient supply-chains, innovate value-added paradigms, transform distributed partnerships, disintermediate mission-critical methodologies, facilitate distributed convergence, and no-less facilitate visionary channels of helping Dipper Dan to visualize the movement of feces! Surelym this must be no less than a $10,000 solution, am I wrong?
In other news, (affordable) commodity hardware, The Weather Channel-sponsored DRI Radeon graphics drivers, and intelligible internetworking of those hosts using the API developed into the Chromium Project all can be used to stuff any marketing guru.
Guard: Hello folks, May I ask your purpose in entering Canada?
Dad: eh.
Guard: Are you planning on staying long?
Dad: just two weeks.
Guard: Do you have any guns or fruit?
Dad: just two weeks.
Guard: excuse me?
Dad: twooo weeeks.
Guard: (eyes widen)?
Dad: twoooooo weeeeeks.
Guard: (eyes widen in fear)
Dad: twoooooo... twoooooo weeeeeeeekkks! twooooo weeeeeeeeeeeekkks $@#TJOJ$T#
Get your ass to Caleeeefornnyyaa! rArrrrRaaaaa Raaaa Raaagggglaaaaraahhh!
is an enema considered a filling? If so, I too would shit my pants if the techno-music playing motor-scooter went by me at 150 decibel.
In the recent AMD Turion benchmark comparisons to Intel, it was shown that AMD owns the better performing processor;
AMD Turion [|][|][|][|][|][|]
AMD Duron [|][|][|][|][|]
Intel Pentium M [|][|][|][|]
Intel Celeron 333a [|]
But wait! They didn't tell you about the better competitor, Geico!
Geico CPU ==================>
This is incredible! You don't need numbers on a graph to show that Geico makes the better partner than anyone else!
From the conclusion pageWith the 6xx-series Pentium 4, Intel has ensured that important functionality such as protection from memory overflow, power management and 64-bit support on the desktop is no longer an AMD domain. And with HT support and SSE3 instructions, the new Intel processors offer additional benefits. One change will annoy Intel, however: on the installation CD for Windows XP Professional x64 Edition, the most important operating system files are no longer in the 'i386' folder; Intel systems must load the installation files now from the 'AMD64' folder. Although that might hurt the industry leader, Intel may draw comfort from the fact that it has already sold more 64-bit chips than the inventor of the x86-64 architecture, AMD.
Intel "needs" to access installation data from the AMD64 folder? I thought the user was accessing the data from the AMD64 folder? What's next; Intel accessing its microcode from the folder AMD64/jonah/i386? Last I checked, it's AMD that always is compared to Intel and not the other way around. Is everyone jumping onto the AMD side now? Doesn't anyone remember that AMD cuts corners, especially apparent when a CPU's heatsink is dislodged?
TOP PERFORMANCE REVIEW QUOTES (obviously because CEOs are only good for reviewing prosective employees, and they still aren't great at all at that!)
I would not allow this employee to breed.
This associate is really not so much of a has-been, but more definitely a won't-be.
Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
When she opens her mouth, it seems it is only to change whichever foot was previously there.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.
This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
This employee should go far and the sooner he starts, the better.
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Got into the gene pool when the lifeguard wasn't watching.
A room temperature IQ.
Got a full six-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it together.
A gross ignoramus, two hundred times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
A prime candidate for natural deselection.
Bright as Alaska in December.
One-celled organisms outscore him in IQ tests.
Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
Fell out of the family tree.
Gates are down, lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
Has two brains: one is lost; the other is out looking for it.
He's so dense, light bends around him.
If brains were taxed, she'd get a refund.
If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'll get change.
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
It's hard to believe he beat out one million other sperm.
One neuron short of a synapse.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
Takes him an hour and a half to watch Sixty Minutes.
Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
His employees would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.
my parents just didnt "get it"
Hey cuz, yor parents git you a 3D S3VirgeDX64 Fo'shizzled nizzle? I thinks S3 ritely said it was 3D to yor parents, butz they were talkin bout teh PCI adaptor partz.
Rasterman can join the ranks of his fellow legion of so-honored programmers.
I'll post the final version ...
Hey Regis, Let's Make A Deal(TM): I'll sell you your last comment to you if you can guess which door leeds to Microsoft:
Door 1
Door 2
Door 3a
Door 3b