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  1. Re:Apple too soon or IBM too late? on Apple Switched Chips Too Soon? · · Score: 1

    I doubt that they would switch back. Steve Jobs still hates IBM and thinks they are Big Brother.

  2. Re:Not so fast there. on HOWTO, Cook an Egg With Your Cell Phone · · Score: 2, Funny

    First, they say a cell phone will not fry your brain, or cause brain cancer. They are safe! Now, they say cell phones can fry an egg? If they put out enough radiation to do that, then this is your brain, and this is your brain on a cell phone. Any questions?

  3. Re:I have a better use for empty whiskey bottles on Creative use for empty whiskey bottles · · Score: 4, Funny

    An empty whiskey bottle is good for hittin' arseholes over the head when they call us Irishmen a bunch of violent drunks!

  4. Re:Obligatory SNL reference on King Tut Killed by a Knee Infection? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He even had a condo made of stone-a! Here's more about that...

    You know, one of the greatest art exhibits ever to tour the United
    States is the treasures of Tutankamen or King Tut!
    (King Tut) (King Tut)

    Now when he was a young man,
    He'd never thought he'd see,
    (King Tut)
    People stand in line,
    To see the boy king.
    (King Tut)
    How'd you get so funky?
    (Funky Tut)
    They said you do the monkey.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
    (King Tut)
    Now if I'd known,
    They'd line up just to see him,
    (King Tut)
    I'd've taken all my money,
    And bought me a museum.
    (King Tut)
    Buried with a donkey,
    (Funky Tut) He's my favorite honkey.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut)
    Dancing by the Nile,
    (Disco dancing)
    The ladies love his style.
    (Fox Tut)
    Rockin' for a mile,
    (Rockin' Tut)
    He ate a crocodile.
    He gave his life for tourism.
    (King Tut)
    (Tut, tut. Tut, tut . . .)
    Golden idols!
    He's an Egyptian!
    They're selling you.
    (King Tut)
    Now when I die,
    Now don't think I'm a nut.
    (King Tut)
    Don't want no fancy funeral,
    Just one like old King Tut.
    (King Tut)
    He could'a won a Grammy,
    (King Tut)
    Buried in his 'jamies.
    (Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, he was born in Arizona)
    He's got a condo made of stone-a. . .
    (King Tut)

  5. Re:lipservice to spacetime? on Physicist Claims Time Has a Geometry · · Score: 1

    Wow, man! That's heavy. Pass the bong.

    Leave your cares behind
    Come with us and find
    The pleasures of a journey to the center of the mind

    Come along if you care
    Come along if you dare
    Take a ride to the land inside of your mind
    Beyond the seas of thought
    Beyond the realm of what
    Across the streams of hopes and dreams
    Where things are really not

    But please realize
    Youll probably be surprised
    For it's the land unknown to man
    Where fantasy is fact
    So if you can, please understand
    You might not come back

    Come along if you care
    Come along if you dare
    Take a ride to the land inside of your mind

    How happy life could be
    If all of mankind
    Would take the time to journey to the center of the mind
    Would take the time to journey to the center of the mind
    Center of the mind

  6. Most Favored Nation on Congressmen Condemn Companies for China Policies · · Score: 1

    First, Congress gives China most favored nation trading status, and now they bitch at US companies for trading with them. Congress is not only a parliament of whores, but also hypocrites. ...And we keep re-electing them as long as they bring home some pork.

  7. Re:Anticipation... Anticipayaytion... on Duke Nukem Forever in Production · · Score: 1

    Unless you can pick it up with rabbit ears, it's not a "major network".

  8. Re:wow on Pigeons to Blog Pollution · · Score: 1

    Free electronic crap when the bums kill a "city chicken" for dinner.

  9. Had to be said on Poor Spelling Beats Google's China Filter · · Score: 1

    O RRY?

  10. Re:No particular, but any? on Airport ID Checks Constitutional · · Score: 1

    Why don't you go run your mouth at some cops and test your theory? The first amendment won't protect you.

  11. Re:Straight to DVD very common now on Toy Story 3 Scrapped · · Score: 1

    A new spin on the old "the moon is a liberal myth"? I don't think many slashdotters will get it. For anyone who didn't know, a "B" movie originally meant a film produced as the lesser half of a drive in double feature. They were never what you were going there to see, those were the "A" movies. That is why "B" movies were made quickly and cheaply. It came to mean any crap movie after drive in double features went the way of the dodo.

  12. Re:No particular, but any? on Airport ID Checks Constitutional · · Score: 1

    A cop can do to you whatever he pleases. Maybe a judge will later say he was wrong, maybe not. Freedom does not mean do as thou willst is the whole of the law. Don't get uppity with cops unless you want to go to the pokie.

  13. Re:Et tu, Britannia? on Britons Unconvinced on Evolution · · Score: 1

    People who understand evolution are decended from great apes. People who believe in intelligent design and creationism are decended from red-ass baboons.

  14. Re:Straight from the horse's mouth. on Russia to Mine on the Moon by 2020 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is a top scientist from the Russian Space Agency explaining why they want to go to the moon so badly.

  15. Chuck E Cheese's on The Dave and Buster's Experience · · Score: 1

    Submitter, maybe Chuck E. Cheese's has DDR. Go there!

  16. Re:Smart Robots? on South Korea To Develop Army and Police Robots · · Score: 1

    Too bad the scientist who claimed he could make clones turned out to be a fraud. They will just have to settle for an army of droids.

  17. Re:Whose machine on Has Corporate Info Security Gotten Out of Hand? · · Score: 1

    The mod nazis hate proofreaders, otherwise they would have some and onr would have fixed that before posting it. To stay on topic, the security at the submitter's company is paranoid overkill.

  18. All they need to know on What Should People Understand About Computers? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Computers are evil devil boxen hellbent on taking over the world!

  19. Re:Snakes... on Spielberg Bitten by DVD Encryption · · Score: 1

    Because they were out of badgers and mushrooms!

  20. Re:A reaction to Apple's no "Intel Inside" sticker on Analysts Predict Dell to Use AMD · · Score: 0

    Michael Dell said, "What would I do? I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders" when asked what he would do if he ran Apple. Since Apple now uses Intel, Dell switching to AMD would not surprise me.

  21. Re:Well on HD DVD Demo a Disappointment · · Score: 1

    Ha - Ha! Pwn3d.

  22. Re:"That's no power supply ... " on NVIDIA and Dell Display Quad-SLI System · · Score: 1

    They'll need that new nookyooler fusion power supply. 120V AC ain't gonna cut it!

  23. Re:I really hope... on Toshiba Introduces U.S. First HD DVD Players · · Score: 1

    One way Blu-ray could win this fight is to have component video out on their hardware. Most HD capable sets already in service do not have HDMI. The only have component video. These new Toshiba players only put out an HD signal with HDMI. People who have already spent a king's ransom on an HD capable set are not going to spring for yet another just to get an HDMI port. Toshiba should have thought of customers' needs not just Hollywood's wants.

  24. Re:Have they solved the ballast issue yet? on New Aircraft is Part Blimp and Part Airplane · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here's a solution: If helium just won't do the job, use hydrogen. What could possibly go wrong?

  25. Re:Superweed? on GM Crops Create Herbicide-resistant "Superweed" · · Score: 1

    Wow man! You guys are too high.