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Has Corporate Info Security Gotten Out of Hand?

KoshClassic asks: "What is the right balance between security and productivity, in the corporate IT environment? Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software. Today, my company's proxy server blocks access to: 'bad' web sites (such as Google Groups; our 'antivirus' software prevents our machines (even machines that host production applications) from carrying out legitimate functions, such as the sending of email via SMTP; and individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network access, if they do not comply by the deadline. On one hand, you can never be too secure, however on the other hand, have we become so secure that we're stifling our own ability to get things done? What is the situation like at other companies?"

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  1. Management? by Tadrith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The only real problem is overzealous proxy servers, which can be tough to configure, but should have a whitelist of some sort... the rest of the problems mentioned are problems that have solutions. There are plenty of corporate-level antivirus solutions that will allow the control of virus scanning policies so that you could enable the sending of e-mail through SMTP. If it's corporate policy not to allow it, then it really isn't a computer problem, but a company policy problem. There are also plenty of options for keeping up on patches that would relieve the users of this responsibility. Even in the case of Windows, Microsoft distributes a free "private" version of Windows Update, called Windows Server Update Services that can be deployed on a network. This version allows you to choose when and how which patches are distributed; all you have to do is point your computers to the server. Assuming you are running a Windows network, the settings for the Windows Update can be deployed via Group Policy without ever having to visit a workstation. Workstations can be scheduled to update themselves without taking control away from the IT department in regards to which patches they want installed.

    Most of that was assuming you are running a Windows-based network. I am not as familiar with Linux software, but I know that similar services are available for Linux as well. In my experience managing network environments, most of this has never been a major problem. It seems to me that the network environment doesn't suffer from too much security, but that the existing security needs to be better managed so that it doesn't prove detrimental to the productivity of the employees.

    1. Re:Management? by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 1



      In my experience managing network environments, most of this has never been a major problem. It seems to me that the network environment doesn't suffer from too much security, but that the existing security needs to be better managed so that it doesn't prove detrimental to the productivity of the employees.

      Security is a moving target. What you meant by security 10 years ago and what you mean today is different in many ways. A better way to talk about security is: Security from BLAH where BLAH is something you discovered after a recent outbreak of windows worms.

    2. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes things were different before. Things are NOT out of hand, people are just getting smarter. Virus's send out of port 25 (SMTP) to spread to others today, so corporations had to close this down to prevent this from happening. Web content filters stop things like spyware that break insecure browsers, or convince uneducated users to install crap on corporate machines. Corporations arn't doing too much, but in most situations they arn't doing enough. Although, where you are right is where some corporations have no clue what to do, and go to far or implement controls improperly. Having basic users attempt to keep their own machines secure can make things far worse. However, the bottom line is. You can lock people down and make a few employees unhappy, or you can keep yourself open, and then go to this web site:

      http://your.company.justgotowned.com/ ;)

    3. Re:Management? by 246o1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "There are plenty of corporate-level antivirus solutions that will allow the control of virus scanning policies so that you could enable the sending of e-mail through SMTP. If it's corporate policy not to allow it, then it really isn't a computer problem, but a company policy problem."

      Well, it seems to me that the question is really about whether corporate security policies have gotten out of hand, not about the technology itself (though a key feature of any technology, as any Mac user will be glad to lecture you about, is its usability/implementation). On this question, I can't speak much from my own personal experiences (never worked at a big corporation), but anecdotally there does seem to be a certain amount of paranoia in corporate environments beyond what is called for.

      I believe that many "security measures" are actually implemented more broadly than necessary because the side effects (lessened ability to use the internet, etc.) are mostly seen as good by the people who make decisions. In business, the further the chain of underlings between the decision-maker and the regular employee, the less likely they will just trust you (the employee) to do your job and the more likely they will impose restrictions to insure you can't visit slashdot/fark/apple.com etc.

      "It seems to me that the network environment doesn't suffer from too much security, but that the existing security needs to be better managed so that it doesn't prove detrimental to the productivity of the employees."

      I think this is true (again, not from direct personal experience, so take this with plenty of salt), but part of it is due to a lack of understanding of network/security technology by many decision makers. If you are unsure about anything, and there's tons of money and/or your job riding on it, you err on the side of caution, regardless of inconveniences to your employees. Even in my very relaxed work environment, a great deal of our internet functionality has been taken away for little apparent reason.

      Of course, even if all the security decisions were left to the IT people (never interfered with by less expert management types), there would still be plenty of problems for any company-wide network solutions. I look forward to hearing about what people think would be ideal (this being slashdot, there will be some good, specific answers somewhere in this thread).

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    4. Re:Management? by canuck57 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The only real problem is overzealous proxy servers, ...

      Not really, often it best to deny, evaluate and permit with business cause. Provided the response is usually positive where the business need is legitimate then their is not an issue. Any security system will need to be tuned to work correctly. And often users fall into the trap of buying products that abuse protocols to circumvent security without regard to company policy.

      The enemy within is in my experience a 50/50 split with the enemy outside. These tools are needed to prosecute criminal and negligent employee behaviors. Some examples I have freequently seen:

      • Insider trading of company secrets
      • Posting of internal information on Yahoo and other board and mails services
      • Had a manager watching video porn consuming the network bandwidth while he was bitching at I/T because the lines were slow and the clerks could not do order input.
      • Much like the last point, the clerks will call while they are all listening to the radio and complain because the servers are slow... they don't understand nor give a damm that 100 people in an office listening to radio designed for 1 cable modem drives costs up -- they don't know how dumb they come off to I/T. And their managers didn't have the spine to say no.
      • Had one more advanced user who bypassed the proxy with a VPN type software using SSL. He thought he would not be noticed so we watched his terminal. He was using file shares relayed from his home system and watching, you got it - porn.
      • Caught one person posting personal comments about the CEO on a message board.
      • Figured out which user posted the companies address book right onto a known spammers web board as it would be "more convenient".
      • Had one one user who used their internal priveleges to load seti on 12 shared UNIX systems. The company thought their CPUs were slow and were preparing to buy more.
      • Had one internal developer who back doored some applications for stuff I can't say, but cost the company a million to clean up.
      • Had one case where every Windows server bar none was compromised and controlled from the outside. The real kicker is that the systems were compromised from the inside and then controlled from the outside to serve Warez. Got my first copy of W2000 before it was released!
      • Had one user who would run a "spam" program while working on his PC. He was caught because the companies domain was blacklisted.
      • and many more...

      So remember this when you bitch about security. The behavior above was detected by security tools. And this type of behavior in corporate America costs companies lots and reduces the security of your job. Security is to enable you to do your job AND is there to prevent the 1/100 bad asses from getting inside to do your company harm. And the opposite is true, to prevent the 1/100 bad asses you have hired from compromising your company.

      And if you don't think your threat exists from the inside, your either a very small trustworthy group or your just not looking.

    5. Re:Management? by rblancarte · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I very much agree with what you are saying here. I mean, what I see in the message posted is some poor IT policies. Just picking it apart (just like you did):

      Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software.

      I am pretty sure that most people agree, this is not acceptable, and 10 years ago, this would also be considered dangerous.

      Today, my company's proxy server blocks access to: 'bad' web sites (such as Google Groups)

      First off, blocking objectional sites is a good thing. There are a number of things in a work environment that are unacceptable. Sure, some good sites will be gotten as well, but the IT department should have a policy such that you can ask for sites to be allowed if they are being blocked and really shouldn't be. Considering the information on Google Groups, I think that you are looking at a site that really should be allowed.

      our 'antivirus' software prevents our machines (even machines that host production applications) from carrying out legitimate functions, such as the sending of email via SMTP

      Time to get new anti-virus software. Good AV software, will allow you to scan message in- and out- bound via POP, IMAP and SMTP.

      individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network access, if they do not comply by the deadline

      Very poor policy. This should be handled by professional IT workers. Not because the end user doesn't know what is going on, they might, however, something could go wrong, and someone better equiped to handle those issues should be on hand for them. Like the parent said, at this point, you could even have these patches be automated.

      The main message asked about other companies, so ... I used to be an IT worker for an international law firm (before returning to school). Everything that was just described would have never happened at that place. The IT staff handled all computer issues. With most of the security being done in a way that was transparent to the end users. AV software - they didn't notice it, and it auto updated itself. Firewall - blocked objectional sites, but there was a policy to allow them, because some times it was necessary to view them (sometimes you have to serve legal documents to the porn companies). And patches were handled by the IT staff, usually in off hours.
      To me you have an IT staff for a reason, they are there to handle computer issues. They should not be there to be some draconian department that weilds their power as if they are doing you a favor. They are there to handle your computer problems. They should also take some of the responsibility for that as well, which includes handling most of the issues that you listed.

      RonB
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    6. Re:Management? by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to miscommunicate there, I agree completely with what you said. I probably should have phrased it better, but that's why I mentioned the whitelist... anything they need access to, they should be able to have access to, pending someone reviewing it.

      But yes, security should be restrictive at first, and then relaxed as needed, so that the maximum potential can be achieved. That, and users tend to complain less when you give them something back, as opposed to taking something away that has become a problem.

    7. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've been sitting at a pc at a client site for a while now, and their draconian perceived "security" is odd to say the least.

      They have enabled every group policy to lock down explorer you can imagine. Like; no run command, no regedit, no display properties, not allowed to type an address directly into the address bar. But they haven't prevented me from running a command prompt. When you need to install something you call up the help desk, convince them you need to install something, and they give you local admin priviledges until the next reboot.

      But even then they missed a whole lot of obvious stuff, it took me about 10 minutes to open a shell window running as local system. I'm pretty sure I could run any app I like as local system remotely on any workstation on the entire network.

      It seems like all they really care about is preventing some of the stupid mistakes users sometimes make so they don't have to waste time fixing them.

    8. Re:Management? by Savantissimo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now I feel like I have to take a shower.

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    9. Re:Management? by certain+death · · Score: 1

      All I have to say, is STUPID USERS...Okay, I have more. No security = VERY STUPID!!! Just because the guy in the bad "B" horror movie does not see the guy with the axe, does not save him from being Hacked to little pieces, and used to make dinner. Build security into both software and systems. Don't be stupid.

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    10. Re:Management? by whoever57 · · Score: 1
      but anecdotally there does seem to be a certain amount of paranoia in corporate environments beyond what is called for.
      Two words: Sarbanes-Oxley.

      SOX has been used to justify huge IT spending on security. Whether the justification is valid I don't know, but all the things like 2-factor authentication, etc. will usually be justified by their instigators as a SOX requirement.

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    11. Re:Management? by bhmit1 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If it's corporate policy not to allow it, then it really isn't a computer problem, but a company policy problem.

      Being a consultant, I've seen a wide variety of security policies from my various clients. I've had countless clients that have strict restrictions on where you can get over the network out of concern that you may transmit confidential data, but then let you walk in and out the door with a laptop as you please. That same client provided vpn access for remote support, but blocked ssh over the vpn because that would allow an ftp like (scp) access while leaving telnet open. I've been to places that refused to give me internet access even though it was the prefered way to receive support for their application and the only way to search the knowledge base. I've started on a project with a team of people, and more desktops (not even counting our own laptops) than network jacks. After waiting several weeks for a couple new jacks to be installed with three of us sharing one PC, I gave up and got a cheap network hub (this was several years ago) but was told that it wasn't allowed because they couldn't be sure it hasn't been compromised. I've been places where they wouldn't give me a badge to get in the door and no one was assigned to the front desk, so the unlucky guy sitting by the side door got used to hearing the banging and letting anyone in without any idea of who they were.

      Of course, for every bad client, there's one that lets me remotely connect to my home network, makes sure I have a badge with access to everywhere I need to be, and promptly makes a backup and changes the root password before providing me full access to the server that I need to configure. It's all a question of cost of security breach vs cost of security enforcement.

      To me, none of these things are worth being upset about. Yes, they are annoying, but it's the clients decision to make things more difficult, and therefore, more expensive. I simply do the best I can with the resources available. Of course it would be nice if the policies considered the threat instead of only the past exploits. Then they would realize that someone trying to carrying a stack of files out the door is no worse than the guy that walked by with the flash drive in his pocket.

    12. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry man, it sounds like your IT department has NO clue what it's doing if all that happens. Leave that company, like, now.

    13. Re:Management? by bataras · · Score: 1

      >>>So remember this when you bitch about security. The behavior above was detected by security tools. And this type of behavior in corporate America costs companies lots and reduces the security of your job. Security is to enable you to do your job AND is there to prevent the 1/100 bad asses from getting inside to do your company harm. And the opposite is true, to prevent the 1/100 bad asses you have hired from compromising your company.

      >>>And if you don't think your threat exists from the inside, your either a very small trustworthy group or your just not looking.

      Pretty much with you except that last sentence pisses me off. It's saying our employees are suspect up front and we've hired "security" to monitor and catch them. Go ahead and work to keep the bad stuff out, but I'd much prefer you stop watching every page I hit because I'm a suspect, and deciding which urls I should never be allowed to see. Give everyone decent net access and trust them first. Watch traffic for disruptive loads before asking the user "did you need to be downloading so much?" Then escalate from there based on the user's behavior.

      I don't see any justification for setting up a system that effectively pages you if a user decides to look at a naked woman/man where the actual net effect is a handful of web requests among 10's of 1000's. (streaming a 500kbs video is different). Management that is doing it's job will have other other proper ways of measuring an employee's productivity/contribution.

    14. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      From your statement above of the activities you've been involved in stopping, I'd say you're part of a relative few IT professionals who seem to really know how to effectively control computer abuse. If I ever had to work with a supporting IT department that had skills like that, I'd feel honoured. My experience has been that if a computing department has skilled employees, policies and procedures for end users will be sane and acceptible. Contrary to that, if an IT department does not have skilled employees, a great way to mask that fact is to hide behind draconian security policies.

      I've moved from one camp to the other, from IT Support/Security to application development. I also relatively recently moved development jobs and found the present organisation I work for were paralysed by an outsourced security company. Not long after I started I was pulled in to help the in house IT manager site cases to our outsourced IT security why the current deployment conditions had to change. It was quite a nice change to watch the formally static outsourced IT company start to help us create solutions to problems whereas before their continued message had been straight "No" with very little room for maneuvering.

      From a security professionals point of view, I guess there is nothing more frustrating then trying to educate users as to why they can't do something and move them to alternatives, then watching them just try do it again.

      Back to your original post though, nice work and keep on truckin: ) Though I'm still glad I moved from support/security to development, if I'd stayed in that field I'd hope to have achieved similar things.

    15. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I agree that some level of security is needed to prevent threats from both inside and outside the company. However, the goals of IT and security organizations often don't seem to align with the main goal of all companies -- to make money. At the company I work for, most departments are focused on improving efficiency, improving product quality, and keeping our customers happy. All things that are necessary for a business to be successful. However, the IT organization seems to be focused only on taking every precaution to keep the network running smoothly without regard to the impact on the rest of the business. When one of IT's policies conflicts with a legitimate business need, there's nothing I can do about it. There's nothing my manager can do about it. There's nothing his manager can do about it. There's nothing the director of engineering can do about it. The only thing the VP above him can do about it is try to work out an agreement with the VP in charge of the IT management chain or complain to the CEO. So basically, when IT's policies screw us, we just have to bend over and take it. Here are a few recent examples:

      1) A bug in one of our products affects an important customer. Engineering works feverishly to release updated firmware to fix the problem. As soon as the fix is validated, we e-mail it to the customer, but they never get the attachment. Why? IT decided to block attachments for unknown file types. The director of my division calls IT and compains. The response: "Sorry, that's our new policy." Our solution: I fly to Germany to hand deliver the updated firmware on a CD. Cost to the company: about $4000 in travel, 2 days of my time, and a customer who thinks we're crazy.

      2) We are completing the timing analysis for a new ASIC. The simulations take about a week to complete, and if they are interrupted we have to start over. The only problem is that every time we start the tests, IT deploys a new security patch and forces a reboot of the PC before the testing can complete. This happens repeatedly and results in a 2 month delay in getting the chips made. We make up some of that lost time, but the project still slips by more than a month. As a result, we were contractually obligated to refund $200,000 of the NRE we got for doing the work since we missed our dates.

      3) We use ClearCase for source code control. Everyone in the company with a unix account had access to the source code and could check in and check out files. Our IT department decided this was a security risk -- reasonable, I suppose. To correct the problem, without notice they disabled access for everyone. They then sent out an email saying that anyone who needed access had to fill out a form, get it signed by a manager, and fax it to their department. They were so bombarded with these requests that it took about 3 weeks to process them all and get everyone's access restored. It took them about 2 weeks to get to mine. During that time, my company paid me a fat salary to sit at my desk and learn how to work a rubik's cube. I can now work a rubik's cube in about 90 seconds, but this is of questionable value to my company.

      4) To increase password security, our IT department implemented a new password policy. All passwords must be at least 8 characters long, contain at least one uppercase character, one lowercase character, and one number or symbol. All passwords must be changed every 30 days. When changing your password, you can't use any of the last 10 passwords you have used. Every system that requires a login must use a different password (I have a windows login, a unix login, a SAP login, and a login for an internal bug tracking tool). Ironically, all of these systems use LDAP authentication which was implemented about 2 years ago so that we could use the SAME password for all our accounts. If you enter the wrong password 5 times, your account gets locked out and you have to issue a ticket to the help desk to get your account restored. This usually takes about a day. The result of

    16. Re:Management? by saned · · Score: 1

      Had one more advanced user who bypassed the proxy with a VPN type software using SSL. He thought he would not be noticed so we watched his terminal. He was using file shares relayed from his home system and watching, you got it - porn

      Is that you John??

      Seriously, I used to do it that way, but there's a faster way:

      ssh -L 5901:remotehost.net:5901 remotehost.net
      vncviewer localhost:1

      -saned

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      signal_connect(0, "test_top.dut.my_sig", "clk");
    17. Re:Management? by innosent · · Score: 1

      ...and for healthcare organizations, HIPAA. Or, for publicly-traded healthcare organizations, both, which sucks.

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    18. Re:Management? by Coeurderoy · · Score: 1

      Well part of the solution would be to remove all Windows machines, particularly on the desktop.
      It would probably drive quite a few of the real dimwits away.
      (of course the romantic that installed seti would still need to have an explanation about proper use of "unused" corporate ressources.

      It would also significantly change the "mood" in your enterprise.

      But of course many managers will pretend that their assistant would never be able to switch (wich is not true, I trained my first secretary to use Emacs and Troff (without getting sued for moral harassment :-)), but training a manager is of course much harder).

      But anyway you are right the amount of foolishness employees can have in large company is stagerring.

    19. Re:Management? by rmm4pi8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Ever heard of a file server?

      2) Take the box off the new while it's doing the sim. Thus, sim gets done, box doesn't get owned, net stays secure.

      3/4) These aren't evidence that your IT department values security over ease-of-use, but rather that they're totally incompetent, utterly crazy, or both.

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    20. Re:Management? by tacocat · · Score: 1

      The salient point is that you identified these by the use of tools to snoop, not tools to deny.

      I think the problem that use corporate tools exerience is that the tools for denial are easier to use than the tools to snoop and creating an exception (like SMTP) is so difficult from a company policy perspective that there now exists many missed opportunities for improvement.

      WSJ posted a great article about a company in France. The point I would like to make with this article is the following quote:

      Remarkably, FAVI has thrived in, of all places, France -- a country Mr. Zobrist describes as the "last Soviet Republic." In a country obsessed with centralization, and that still produces five-year plans, Mr. Zobrist has pushed control down to the front lines, where it does the most good. Friedrich Hayek, the Nobel Prize-winning economist, argued 60 years ago that decentralized systems would always beat centralized, command-and-control systems because, in his famous phrase, all important information is distributed and the "man-on-the-spot" knows best. Thus, no one person or ministry knows enough to direct resources for an entire economy. The collapse of the Soviet system underscored his point. But if central planning has gone out of style as a means of organizing the economy, it remains far too prevalent as a means of organizing firms. If Jean-Francois Zobrist can break that mold in France, there must be hope for workers everywhere who are trapped in the chain of command.
      Although he doesn't specifically mention the American corporations specifically, this Soviet system he describes is a pandemic in the American business culture in just about any Corporation that you care to examine. Although this is more general that IT security policies, from this it becomes easy to understand how the IT security policies get made and managed.
    21. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1) You really think there is a file server accessible from outside in a place as described is his posting?

      2) How about distributed simulations that also need access to some central NAS, so all components involved can not be isolated from the rest of the network?

    22. Re:Management? by tigersha · · Score: 1

      I'll throw another one into the mix:

      I visit a customer on a consulting job about a website. He works inside an institute which is a member of an external industry group. The website is an industry group thing and is not hosted in their network, it is on an external site. He is tasked with some problem. So he asks the IT dudes for permission to post things to the external site. This is denied.

      So in order to his work done he simply purchases a cheap 56K modem, attaches it to his workstation and dials out to his own ISP to upload the stuff we need to work on.

      The IT people, for being the bunch of fascist arrogant powerhungy shits that they usually are, now dramatically decreased their security by having a un-firewalled connection of a windows 95 machine straight onto the Internet. On an ISP's known address block.

      At least he got his work done.

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    23. Re:Management? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1) A bug in one of our products affects an important customer. Engineering works feverishly to release updated firmware to fix the problem. As soon as the fix is validated, we e-mail it to the customer, but they never get the attachment. Why? IT decided to block attachments for unknown file types. The director of my division calls IT and compains. The response: "Sorry, that's our new policy." Our solution: I fly to Germany to hand deliver the updated firmware on a CD. Cost to the company: about $4000 in travel, 2 days of my time, and a customer who thinks we're crazy.

      Did the director tell the IT department about your specific file type, so they could just add that to the white list of allowed attachments instead of just allowing all sorts of attachments? If he did, and they refused to add that file type, it's their fault. If he didn't, then it's his fault. BTW, hand delivery is indeed crazy: If an email attachment had beed enough, surely mailing them a CD-R with the patches would have done it as well, and would surely have cost you less. But even for email, there might be solutions, like uuencode (which makes the file part of the mail text instead of an attachment, and therefore might not be detected/blocked by the automatic filters).

      2) We are completing the timing analysis for a new ASIC. The simulations take about a week to complete, and if they are interrupted we have to start over. The only problem is that every time we start the tests, IT deploys a new security patch and forces a reboot of the PC before the testing can complete. This happens repeatedly and results in a 2 month delay in getting the chips made. We make up some of that lost time, but the project still slips by more than a month. As a result, we were contractually obligated to refund $200,000 of the NRE we got for doing the work since we missed our dates.

      Did you talk to the IT department about this? Would it have been an option to take the PC from the net during the testing period, and then apply all securiy patches in one bulk before reconnecting it?

      3) We use ClearCase for source code control. Everyone in the company with a unix account had access to the source code and could check in and check out files. Our IT department decided this was a security risk -- reasonable, I suppose. To correct the problem, without notice they disabled access for everyone. They then sent out an email saying that anyone who needed access had to fill out a form, get it signed by a manager, and fax it to their department. They were so bombarded with these requests that it took about 3 weeks to process them all and get everyone's access restored. It took them about 2 weeks to get to mine. During that time, my company paid me a fat salary to sit at my desk and learn how to work a rubik's cube. I can now work a rubik's cube in about 90 seconds, but this is of questionable value to my company.

      Ok, this one is clearly a stupid action from your IT department.

      4) To increase password security, our IT department implemented a new password policy. All passwords must be at least 8 characters long, contain at least one uppercase character, one lowercase character, and one number or symbol. All passwords must be changed every 30 days. When changing your password, you can't use any of the last 10 passwords you have used. Every system that requires a login must use a different password (I have a windows login, a unix login, a SAP login, and a login for an internal bug tracking tool). Ironically, all of these systems use LDAP authentication which was implemented about 2 years ago so that we could use the SAME password for all our accounts. If you enter the wrong password 5 times, your account gets locked out and you have to issue a ticket to the help desk to get your account restored. This usually takes about a day. The result of this new policy: people write their passwords on post-it notes and stick it on their monitor because they

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    24. Re:Management? by Alioth · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Someone needs to get hold of your IT department and tell them they don't work in a vacuum. It *is* possible to design a good security, update, patch etc. policy - but it HAS to be done in conjunction with the rest of the business (and the rest of the business must at least understand a little bit about information security and the need for an orderly process). Your IT department management is incompetent by the sounds of it.

    25. Re:Management? by cowbutt · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Seconded. Good information security should ideally be transparent, and with a bit of work on the part of the people implementing it, often can be. Sometimes, it's even possible for the good security to facilitate working practices that wouldn't have previously been considered possible.

    26. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      1) Actually, we do have an external FTP server. To put a file on it you have to fill out a form with basic info like how long the file must reside on the server. You also have to attach a business justification and get it signed by your manager. You then send the request along with a CD through inter-office mail. Someone then reviews the request, and assuming they don't have any problems with it (like "the file's too big" or "you can't keep it on the server that long" or "I don't think we should allow external access for that file"), then they send you a temporary username and password you can give to the customer. I did this once before, only the customer had difficulty retrieving the file because they don't allow you to list directories on the FTP server. You have to know the name of the file in advance. Typically, we'll send customers a ftp:// URL with the username, password, and full path and hope they just paste it into a web browser. However, if they try to use a normal FTP client, they typically have problems. In any case, it generally takes a few days to a week to actually get the file on the server so it wasn't an option in the case I mentioned. 2) In this case, the simulations were not distributed across multiple PCs. However, we had to keep the PC connected to the network because the test scripts called software that had to contact our license server. Also, we are unable to log into the PCs when they are disconnected from the network. Local accounts aren't allowed. You have to log in to the domain server. In the past, I have used an NT password utility disk to change the local administrator account's password on a few machines so that we could take a PC off the network and log in, but this is definitely frowned upon. 3/4) No disagreement. Our IT department is out of control.

    27. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Did the director tell the IT department about your specific file type, so they could just add that to the white list of allowed attachments instead of just allowing all sorts of attachments? If he did, and they refused to add that file type, it's their fault. If he didn't, then it's his fault. BTW, hand delivery is indeed crazy: If an email attachment had beed enough, surely mailing them a CD-R with the patches would have done it as well, and would surely have cost you less. But even for email, there might be solutions, like uuencode (which makes the file part of the mail text instead of an attachment, and therefore might not be detected/blocked by the automatic filters).
      They said they couldn't allow the file because the file type wasn't supported by their software (obviously -- it was custom firmware). The filter they're using doesn't just look at the extension on the filename, it actually looks at the contents of the file. So if it sees a header that makes it think it's a PDF or a Word doc, the attachment goes through. If it's something it doesn't recognize or doesn't allow, it strips the attachment. Since the file had to go overseas, throwing it in a FedEx envelope doesn't mean it will definitely get there the next day. Normally a CD will go through without any problems, but sometimes things get trapped in customs for a few days. Uuencoding the file into the body of the message might have worked, but can you imagine trying to explain to an irate customer how to extract the message body and uudecode it to get the firmware? In this case, the customer was sufficiently pissed to justify putting me on a flight that night with CD in hand. By the way, booking the flight with about 6 hours notice probably had something to do with why the trip cost about $4000.
      Did you talk to the IT department about this? Would it have been an option to take the PC from the net during the testing period, and then apply all securiy patches in one bulk before reconnecting it?
      Couldn't be done. Some of the software called by the scripts had to contact our license server. Also, they don't allow local user accounts on the PCs. You can only log into the domain. I do know how to get around this by booting off a linux CD and changing the local admin password, but that is frowned upon and wouldn't have helped in this case anyway since the software had to contact the license server.
      Each time you change the password, change it ten times in a row.
      I tried this after they implemented the new password rules. Apparently they thought of this too. After you change your password, the system won't let you do it again for a period of time. I think it was 1 or 3 days. I use a similar scheme to what you suggest. My new passwords are in the form of |password|system|digit| where |password| is my base password, |system| is the system I'm logging into, and |digit| is a number 0-9 that increments everytime I have to change my password. I sometimes forget which digit I'm on, but I can usually figure it out before I use up my 5 password attempts. However, a large percentage of people I work with use the less-sophisticated technique of writing their passwords on a post-it note or on their whiteboard. As a result, I think the new password rules have actually decreased security.
    28. Re:Management? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      ssh -L 5901:remotehost.net:5901 remotehost.net
      vncviewer localhost:1


      No sound, though. This is the multimedia age, man!

    29. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only problem with changing the password 10 times in a row is that they could set the time minimum between password changes.

    30. Re:Management? by magisterx · · Score: 1

      At least where I work, the problem is not technological, it is with the administrators. For instance, the nature of my job makes access to satellite imagery vital. I have an official source of excellent imagery, but Google earth is good enough for 75% of my work and much faster, but I cannot use it at work because it is banned by policy. Similarly, I am forced to use Internet Explorer instead of FireFox.

      The company has every right to make these restrictions, but with that said, it is at the point where it does interfere with my productivity. I can get my job done, but I could get it done faster and better if I had access to the tools I want to use instead of the tools I am given to use.

    31. Re:Management? by Soruk · · Score: 1

      In this case, the customer was sufficiently pissed to justify putting me on a flight that night with CD in hand. By the way, booking the flight with about 6 hours notice probably had something to do with why the trip cost about $4000.

      Surely it would have been cheaper to take that CD, drive home, and send it from your own broadband internet connection (just changing the From: header to that of your work address)? Even if your ISP charges you per MB I doubt it would have cost anything like $4000 - and it would have been quicker than flying.

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    32. Re:Management? by micrometer2003 · · Score: 1

      When I worked at Equifax I was supposed to fix wire transfer links without passwords or id's. If I can't be trusted as an employee then who can they trust.

    33. Re:Management? by @madeus · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that most people agree, this is not acceptable, and 10 years ago, this would also be considered dangerous

      No, it wouldn't. 10 years ago most people were on dial-up, those that had fixed lines almost always had routers with NAT, or were using directly connected machines, but there were proportional very little security issues associated with this (most people were getting pwnd by CGI scripts from 'Matts Script Archive' or having their telnet sniffed).

      10 years ago everyone was using Netscape (because Internet Explorer was still at version 2.0 and unusable), most Windows users were still on Windows 3.x.

      10 years ago Microsoft hadn't even released IIS, and Windows NT was still at 3.51, web servers weren't getting haxored 10 minutes after they went online.

      10 years ago computer viruses were things from dubious floppy disks obtained from friends, BBS's or IRC wares channels, and not something regular users had as much of a problem with.

      First off, blocking objectional sites is a good thing. There are a number of things in a work environment that are unacceptable. Sure, some good sites will be gotten as well, but the IT department should have a policy such that you can ask for sites to be allowed if they are being blocked and really shouldn't be. Considering the information on Google Groups, I think that you are looking at a site that really should be allowed.

      Like piracy, you can only deal with this problem effectively (in a way that doesn't do the business more harm than good) via policy, not via technical thuggery.

    34. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for taking the time to post that. While I am not as guilty as you describe your IT folks
      being, my company is also not as large. No doubt, knowing myself pretty well, if the folks
      I worked for let me get away with it, 'my' network would be locked down as tight as
      the one you describe (save for the different passwords per system stuff)

      reading you post gave me reason to pause, and forward your post around to the vps I work
      for, with the implied question, "Am I guilty, is this happening here?"

      Hopefully, your experience will make a difference to others,

      Again, thanks for taking the time to post.

    35. Re:Management? by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      I don't see any justification for setting up a system that effectively pages you if a user decides to look at a naked woman/man where the actual net effect is a handful of web requests among 10's of 1000's. (streaming a 500kbs video is different). Management that is doing it's job will have other other proper ways of measuring an employee's productivity/contribution.

      This has nothing to do with productivity and everything to do with corporate liability especially where sexual harassment is concerned. If a woman walks by seeing a man viewing porn on the company network she may sue the shit out of the company. There are plenty of other examples that justify preventing a user from doing something that have nothing to do with employee productivity.

    36. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude.. do you know what he's watching? I bet it doesn't require SOUND to be worthwhile. :D

    37. Re:Management? by MandoSKippy · · Score: 1

      I agree with the deny first policy. I don't use proxy servers, but instead use enforced high risk for all Internet sites in Internet explorer. This allows me to ensure that no activex/java code is executed without business causes. If there is a a business reason for a site, it's added to a global trusted site list which then allows it for everyone.

      If it's a business site, then everyone has access else, it's blocked (er active code is blocked) This works well, keeps spyware WAY down, and makes employees think twice before asking the boss for access to a gaming site.

      One of the issues in security in general is the permit all, deny bad stuff. This is model that can not succeed. More people need to deny all, permit good stuff. It's much easier to list all the good stuff, then attempt to list all the bad stuff.

    38. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Our solution: I fly to Germany to hand deliver the updated firmware on a CD. Cost to the company: about $4000 in travel, 2 days of my time, and a customer who thinks we're crazy."

      He's correct. You never heard of Fed Ex? Or better yet FTP and GNUGP or SSH?

    39. Re:Management? by dmatos · · Score: 1

      1) Why didn't you just rename the file to WHATEVER.txt, and include instructions in the email for the customer to rename it when they received it? Our IT blocks .exe's, and I send test programs as .ex_'s. Costs a hell of a lot less than $4000.

      2) Did you ever consider once, during that two month period, unplugging the machine from the network? If IT can't push updates down the pipe, they can't interrupt your simulations. Also, I can't imagine them having any issues with a stand-alone machine not being fully upgraded.

      3) & 4) Okay, these are clear cases of insufficient staffing in the IT department. The access revocation would have sucked, but if it takes one day to unlock a friggin account, they've got problems.

      BTW - feel free to argue that hindsight is 20/20, but jeepers, $4000 to hand-deliver software? A 2-month slip in schedule? Why weren't your managers slitting the throats of the people that forced this?

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    40. Re:Management? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      And no matter what you do someone interested in walking off with all those company secrets will be able to easily. if your sales force has access to the accounting system or customer lists those can easily be copied (hell simply print out the entire account register on regular paper at 4point font and carry it out the door)

      firewalls and proxy's are extremely easy to pierce for people nowdays even without mad haxor skillz due to tthe myriad of toos and apps designed to get around these pesky problems.

      I know this, I'm the guy doing Sarbanes Oxley in the IT department here and I let the overly paranoid management know that there is no way to guarentee that information can not get stolen without impacting cash flow significantly.

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    41. Re:Management? by Pinback · · Score: 1

      If you ever get stuck in a shop which doesn't allow sftp or ftp:

      Teraterm Pro can send and receive zmodem, and telnet is generally 8bit clean.

    42. Re:Management? by canuck57 · · Score: 1

      I know this, I'm the guy doing Sarbanes Oxley in the IT department here and I let the overly paranoid management know that there is no way to guarentee that information can not get stolen without impacting cash flow significantly.

      By the same token you cannot guaranty to management that fraud will not occur in accounting short of not cutting off all payments. Accounting does not make money for any company, they are a cost center. But this does not mean you loose accounting and it's controls because it does not make money. Someone has to watch the farm and the need is legislated for public companies as it is recognized as needed.

      Security is like accounting in many ways but less mature in it's operations and legislation. After all the accountants might feel a little better if someone was auditing and watching the finacial and payroll database platform. At least then the probabilities of abuse/fraud are reduced.

      As anyone knows the level of security should be guided by risk management. Just like accounting, the controls become more rigid as the risk goes up. And a realistic assessment is required, not wishful business cheapness or stupidity.

      Take for example a real company. A graphics arts house servicing advertising. They had millions of photo's and thought who would want to hack us so they saw no need for security. Along comes a virus that infects and destroys almost their entire inventory of graphics works... and no one backed it up or checked the works into a managed revision control system. They are needless to say out of business.

      One I was involved with was a small company of about 50 people involved in marketing a product to interested prospective customers so the customer database was a critical part of their business. They didn't have the role of security nor a professional administrator. We recovered their system to operational status and suggested to backup and upgrade immediately as the hardware was old and unstable. They ignored this and 2 weeks later it died permanently without backups. That office closed with 50 people unemployed.

      Information Security is more than denying access. It is about keeping the business going in adverse conditions where the customer rarely appreciates it... until it is too late.

    43. Re:Management? by dclydew · · Score: 1

      *speaking for a moment as a Corporate Security Guy*

      the less likely they will just trust you (the employee) to do your job and the more likely they will impose restrictions to insure you can't visit slashdot/fark/apple.com etc

      You know, it wasn't too long ago that corporate employees had zero access to the Internet and email was, at best, intra-company. Yet, all of those people throughout the history of corporations in this country, were able to do their job without Fark, apple.com or Slashdot. When you are on Company time, the company has an interest in you working, not in you reading Slashdot. When we couple this with sites that may be infected with *insert latest browser bug*, we find ample reason to restrict access. In one area of our corporate network, (until last year), only a few employees were actually permitted to access the Internet at all.

      Companies, in my experience (10+ years), don't tend to simply throw money at the security team. Every project we run, must be connected to a Risk Assessment where we've examined the potential threats, the cost to the business if those threats happen and the cost of the fix (including the cost of less functionality). Only if the cost to fix it appears less than the "annual loss expectancy", does the project move forward. We began blocking sites, not because we wanted to keep people from Fark.com, but because it was the least expensive way to mitigate the risk of browser bourne infection and URL's that may be connected with viruses/trojans/spyware. Since we already have the tool, some filtering was put in place as a CYA (porn etc).

      *corporate security hat off*

      I think it sucks. I think that employees should be given the freedom to access whatever and that their performance should be the sole form of grading. If an employee spends 3 hours a day on Slashdot Fark and Apple... their productivity will reflect it. As for browser bourne problems... well if we didn't have a piece of garbage that was susceptible to thousands of viruses, hijacks etc. running on the desktop, we wouldn't need to block those sites.

      *hat on*

      I believe that many "security measures" are actually implemented more broadly than necessary because the side effects (lessened ability to use the internet, etc.) are mostly seen as good by the people who make decisions.

      What do you base this belief on?

      SOX, PCI, and a host of other pieces of federal legislation, audits and state laws have recently made the world of security a much tricker place. It may be that they appear broad to you, because you don't understand some of the requirements that security teams must deal with. We hear this argument often, from people in the corporation and people in IT. However, even here, we go through months of assessment, analysis, testing and verification before we implement anything. Everything we find is documented and presented up the chain (and across the various architecture/IT groups). If something is put in place, it's probably because its cheaper (and less risk for the company) than leaving the threat unmitigated.

      *hat off*

      Yes, sometimes security sucks. I understand that Joe Cubicle probably doesn't understand why X security policy is in place. However, I have found, in mosbunall cases, there is a strong business case for any restriction in place.

      YMMV

      Clyde

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    44. Re:Management? by dclydew · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In your first two examples, I think that the security team was being entirely reasonable. Files should not be transmitted via email, tools like FTP/SFTP appear much more suited for such work. Using the right tools, often improves security. In the second instance, taking the system off of the network while building should fix the problem. I wouldn't be surprised if the third example had to do with SOX, since we had to do something similar here. All systems had to have a managed trail that could tell us which employees had access, when they accessed and what they accessed. On a number of older systems, we found lots of generic ID's that were being used by multiple employees. We didn't have the luxury of slowly fixing this issue. We were told by the auditors that it HAD to HAPPEN IMMEDIATELY, or we would fail complaince.

      The password thing sounds bad. 8 characters is ok (though not really mush more secure these days), no repeating of old passwords is ok (again not great), but 30 days is very bad. 30 days to lead to two problems. 1) People write it down on sticky notes; B) People make easy to remember "MyFebPwd1" "MyMarchPwd1" etc.

      It sounds like the person who made your password policy could do with a dose of accurate information about the usability of passwords. However, the other stuff seems reasonable to me.

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    45. Re:Management? by dclydew · · Score: 1

      Err, for home users, I would agree that Firewalls were less than necessary 10 years ago. However, corporations that didn't have firewalls 10 years ago were often a bastion for hackers. In 94 I had to help three companies clean up after messes left because they had only a router between them and the Internet, and used real IP addresses on the inside.

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    46. Re:Management? by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      "Also, we are unable to log into the PCs when they are disconnected from the network. Local accounts aren't allowed. You have to log in to the domain server."

      I think that you mean that you have to log in *using* the domain server. It still sounds bogus, though. Windows caches account info locally. I have a laptop and I use domain accounts while off-net all the time; it pops up a window saying that it can't connect, but lets me log on anyway. This could be a configuration option; you should check into it.

      "However, we had to keep the PC connected to the network because the test scripts called software that had to contact our license server."

      Insert your own firewall server between your test boxes and the rest of the LAN that allows traffic to the license server to pass through but blocks the rest of the world.

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    47. Re:Management? by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      Surely it would have been cheaper to take that CD, drive home, and send it from your own broadband internet connection (just changing the From: header to that of your work address)? Even if your ISP charges you per MB I doubt it would have cost anything like $4000 - and it would have been quicker than flying.

      Sure it would. BUT THAT ISN'T THE POINT. Draconian policies and CYA thinking are far too common in IT departments. Instead of whitelisting only known safe file types (which is easier for them), surely they could blacklist known dangerous file types (which is harder). It's for them because it requires them to update the list on their own. IOW, do something productive. Wow, IT doing work that helps the company, that's rare.

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    48. Re:Management? by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      You never heard of Fed Ex?

      I though we invented the internet so we wouldn't have to use FedEx to send files?

      Or better yet FTP and GNUGP or SSH?

      He probably has, but his client may not and he's not about to force it down their throats. The client usually wants (and gets) "push button, go". Because they paid out the nose for "push button, go". WTF, you really think anyone outside of your little clan cares about GNUGP?

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    49. Re:Management? by bataras · · Score: 1

      To me that's just politics of fear the corporate world. An employee can "sue the shit" (or try to) out of a company for anything, therefore the company requires every employee to insert an rfid anal probe before entering the building. I don't buy it. I work at a place where it's part of some employees' jobs to view soft and hard core porn. She'd have to complain to management first. -Then- management can warn the employee and escalate from there by starting to monitor the -specific- employee's traffic. It's back to the practice of trust your employees -first-; not, "we don't trust our employees from, therefore everyone gets an anal probe" or to quote the original article, "if you don't think your threat exists from the inside... your just not looking".

    50. Re:Management? by KlomDark · · Score: 1

      What if a man walks by seeing a woman viewing porn? Can he sue on grounds of sexual harassment, or is it a one way street? If denied, then can the man sue on grounds of sexual discrimination?

      And actually, simply having a lame proxy filter in place is enough to prove due diligence in court.

    51. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about:

      Using a type of file transfer to the customer server (even some instant messenger support file upload/download)
      put it on a website temporarily (secure or hidden spot) so the customer can download it
      There are web services available that support file uploading/downloading
      You could encrypt the package, with a public key from the customer. (to apply to above or other options)

      I think someone wanted to go to Germany :)

    52. Re:Management? by pulse2600 · · Score: 1

      I would like to think he could. Yes a lame ass proxy with bad filtering may be considered due diligence. That will not stop someone from filing a lawsuit, which incurs expenses and bad publicity for the company regardless if it makes it to trial or not. The goal is you do not want to go to court at all. It is usually more cost effective to tighten up on the web access and security than it is to pay the legal defense and/or settlement costs. That and the whole issue has the potential to create a not-so-friendly work environment for the group or department in which the offense occured - which may impact productivity. I am not an untrusting person, but managers and executives have a responsibility to their business or corporation to mitigate the risks of these occurences. All it takes is one suit to incur millions of dollars in legal costs, and let's face it - it is impossible to be a perfect judge of character, no one can claim that they 100% know for sure that every person they hire is a perfect angel and would never violate company policy or look for ways to make money off of a suit against their employer.

    53. Re:Management? by GWBasic · · Score: 1
      A previous job of mine had a rather mediocre IT department. They weren't bad, but they didn't deserve any awards. I identified a virus that was going around the network...

      The head of the network then jumped on the oppertunity to implement a web content filter and turned McAffee to paranoid mode. (He was *excited* that he could block EBay. He also tried to take some placeabo Viagra that we were working with.) My computer ran 3 times slower and about every two weeks I'd find that a result on google was blocked.

      Whenever a web site that I needed was blocked, I'd just VNC (without any encryption) to my personal desktop to visit it. Every single case was a legitimate business need, except for some ocasional Ebay during time that I wasn't billing for. If they had a problem with it, I could either point to the legitimate business need or point to the fact that I wasn't billing for that time.

      Fortunatly my current job has much better network management. The web filter sometimes is annoying, but the forced updates can be delayed until it's convenient to reboot. (I install them at the end of the day.)

    54. Re:Management? by Alizarin+Erythrosin · · Score: 1

      AV software - they didn't notice it, and it auto updated itself.

      Ours does that too, but it also runs an automated full system scan every day. At 7pm. Now, my usual hours, and for some of my coworkers too, are 9am-6pm with an hour lunch. Sometimes, I work late. Its a really big pain in the ass to have the scan start in the background and consume 50 to 75% CPU while I'm trying to get work done.

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    55. Re:Management? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1
      A simpler, but less convenient, solution is to add a digit to the password, i.e. you start with S3cr3t*0, then go to S3cr3t*1, etc. and after Secret*9 you go back to S*cret*0. If you change all your passwords regularly in a single password change session, then all passwords are always in sync on their last digit, so you only have to remember one common changing digit for all your accounts.

      Sounds like a great idea. Except my company's IT department decided that for even more, no more than 3 characters could match between the old and the new password. So now I'm forced to create 8+ character passwords that have less than 4 characters in common with the previous one - which means that they actually reduced the password space! Not only that, but creating good mnemonics is not easy. Letters tend to repeat in those. Which means that I'm currently using the most abysmal password creation system ever - patterns on the keyboard. It's the only way I can guarantee that I can remember my password, make it long enough and have it fit into the password policy.

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    56. Re:Management? by BigBlueSwope · · Score: 1

      Our solution: I fly to Germany to hand deliver the updated firmware on a CD. Cost to the company: about $4000 in travel, 2 days of my time, and a customer who thinks we're crazy. There's no cure for stupidity! Yours that is! Any of half a dozen package delivery companies would have delivered that CD for $100 bucks and 1 hour of your time.

    57. Re:Management? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Instead of whitelisting only known safe file types (which is easier for them), surely they could blacklist known dangerous file types (which is harder).

      I don't think blacklisting file types would have been the right solution. And I'm willing to bet that they didn't choose whitelisting because it's less work (whitelists have to be kept up-to-date as well), but because it's more secure.

      However, I think the correct solution would be not to just filter the attachments, but to send a confirmation mail to the sender (e.g. "Your mail contains an attachment 'firmware.bin' which is of an unknown filetype. Did you really intend to send that file?") Now, if it's a virus, then you would not have attached the file yourself, so you surely would answer "no" and the attachment can be deleted. However, it you really intended to attach that (as in the case of the firmware), then you'll answer yes. Since a virus will surely not reply such a confirmation mail (after all, how should it know that it is one), it's safe. It even contains the CYA factor, because if you explicitly confirm a mail attachment which is/contains a virus, then it's clearly your fault, not the IT department's. Most probably this could be automated, thus also reducing the workload of the IT department.
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    58. Re:Management? by McSnarf · · Score: 1

      Passwords ? Jan2006SAP, Jan2006Unix..... Simple.

    59. Re:Management? by Mr.+McGibby · · Score: 1

      MOD PARENT UP.

      I wish I could moderate in this discussion because that is a great idea.

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    60. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In two words: karma whore.

    61. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't send renamed exe's through my mail server, it tests for file type regardless of extension :)

      The only way you can send them through is in password protected zip/rar files. Yes I do remember something about a virus a while back that delivered itself in a password protected zip, but it's better than nothing. And although it might sound anal, only us in IT have a legit reason to send exe's (I work in a school, the only other exe's sent are those annoying crap things that do the rounds. The staff don't produce any kind of software, unless you class the programming they insert into kids heads by saying downloading stuff is illegal, and they don't mention any clauses, even for webpages)

    62. Re:Management? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a one-way street. Much like whites can't sue for racial discrimination, males can't sue for sexual harrasment.

  2. Technology by biocute · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think overall mankind's productivity has increased thanks to the technology. I can't say if the IT world would be more convenient if 95% of us were using Linux.

    It's like when cars were first introduced, there were not speed limits, cars were hardly locked and tyres were hardly threaded......

    As cars become more common, more people died in car accidents, so you can't drive too fast anymore, must wear seatbelts and cannot drive drunk.

    As car thefts become a norm, we must lock our cars, when that's not enough, we need to put on the steering lock, alarm, then immobalizer, and now the security datadot. However, I think overall we do benefit from the introduction of vehicles.

    1. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that when cars were first introduced everyone was extremely cautious, making people walk infront of their cars with flags and horns as a warning (well, in the UK at least).

    2. Re:Technology by eobanb · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The issue is not with the equivalent of locking your car. The issue is draconian policies like arbitrary blocking of sites like Google Groups. Therefore, I feel that your analogy isn't right for article in that it assumes that "well there are good and bad things about computers, but the good outweighs the bad." No one's arguing that point. Instead it's more like, "well there are good and bad security policies. At what point does it become simply stupid?"

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    3. Re:Technology by CleverFox · · Score: 5, Informative

      Being a corporate IT security at large corporation I can tell you why google groups are blocked. If I am looking at porn on alt.binaries.erotica and a female co-worker walks up behind me she could sue for sexual harassment and say the company did not take adequate measures to prevent this situation. Basically they fear a lawsuit.

    4. Re:Technology by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But then the question is do they have legitimate reasons for doing things like browsing Google Groups? A friend of mine works for RBC Royal Bank as a personal banking manager. Their network is so restricted, he can't access Hotmail.

      Yet why does he need to access Hotmail from his work computer? Besides, he can just access it from his Treo, on which he has an unlimited data plan. I don't see that as onerous security, and neither does he. They're a bank for goodness sake! They have very good reasons for locking their network down tight as a drum and restricting both what goes out and comes in. Good reasons like keeping their customers' financial information safe.

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    5. Re:Technology by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if you were sitting at your desk "reading" a Penthouse instead? Or looking at porn pictures on your computer that you brought in on a flash drive? Where would the company's liability end? I'd say firing an employee that generated complaints by looking at porn in the office would be adequate.

    6. Re:Technology by glowworm · · Score: 0, Troll

      The issue is draconian policies like arbitrary blocking of sites like Google Groups.

      How can blocking Google Groups be seen as draconian. They have no place in a responsible workplace. They are only filled with warez requests, AOL Me Toos, kiddie porn and hentai anyway. For example as part of my job monitoring proxy logs I have reported a few people for browsing incest stories on groups before we just blocked it outright.

      Windows workstations are designed to be insecure and as a result they need "draconian" protection put in place to ensure things don't get out of hand. Windows is prone to viruses, spyware and hijacking into zombie networks, not only through email infestation but through people browsing to undesirable sites.

      To protect your company it is very important to block these questionable sites to stop even one person inside the firewall catching something then spreading it to the rest of the net.

      Why is SMTP blocked outgoing on most machines (or why *should* it be blocked? Because it's only use is to automatically spread viruses.

      To the OP, put SNORT onto your network and look at what crappy traffic is actually flowing. For example at home I get close to 900 sober worm attempts per day on my ADSL connection from people at the same ISP.

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    7. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where it becomes over zelous is extremely hard to determine. it depends entirely on who is out to get you, remember it is not paranoia if they all are really out to get you. either way security is not meant to be secure, it instead should either make it so that it is harder than the other guys and it would be more profitable for the theif to get that guy or that it takes so long to do the damage that he wants that someone will notice what is happening and a person can deal with it. with the internet so close to everyone potential attackers are so many that it would be easier to form an agrarian commune and try to convince everyone elese to embrace your life style. there are just so many people out there these days that they will find targets and you will find a shooter.

    8. Re:Technology by hackstraw · · Score: 1, Troll

      I think overall mankind's productivity has increased thanks to the technology. I can't say if the IT world would be more convenient if 95% of us were using Linux.

      I believe that CAD, CAM, robots, genetic engineering of crops, and assembly lines has much more to do with it. Well, I guess all of those things are technology. I love Linux. It has more creature features than "real" unix OSes. FreeBSD 4.9s 'ls' still does "ls -ke
      ls: illegal option -- e
      usage: ls [-ABCFGHLPRTWabcdfghiklnoqrstu1] [file ...]"

      Thanks for reciting the alphabet for me, it only took 4 tries to find an illegal flag.

      As car thefts become a norm, we must lock our cars, when that's not enough, we need to put on the steering lock, alarm, then immobalizer, and now the security datadot. However, I think overall we do benefit from the introduction of vehicles.

      Its much easier to drive a car nobody wants to steal an leave the key in the ignition. I did it for years.

      If corporate security is anything like the government security that I'm familiar with, its all a joke.

      Password rules and changes are a joke. I never even use funky characters or upper case. If I can't type my password with one hand, its too much. I have had probably thousands of brute force ssh attacks with many users that I have no password rules on, and never had a breakin. Breakins happen primarily from buffer overflows (I have not had one, yet).

      I work at a government research facility and the security is a joke. They relaxed the RFID locks on the doors so that you do not have to scan out. I believe its more suspicious to not be able to get out of a building than in. Especially if they have bags and junk on them. People politely open the door for people. Windows boxes still get owned. All the same crap.

      I thought about this today. People are scared and lock their doors at home (I don't) and their car doors, but they are too stupid to buy a gun to defend themselves, their family, and their property.

      They practically walk naked down the street, but armor up in their car. A guy I work with just got a new car, and I said that I wanted to steal it, and he said I couldn't because of all of the alarms and whatever gizmos were installed. I said that I could clock him and be off in 20 seconds. He didn't want to try me on that.

      If you look on the net, its almost scary what you can buy. Cell phone records, boat purchases, aircraft purchases, address lookups, real estate purchases, basically anything. When I saw the boats and aircraft, I thought about trying to pick their pockets for something. Any ideas?

    9. Re:Technology by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Insightful
      How can blocking Google Groups be seen as draconian. They have no place in a responsible workplace. They are only filled with warez requests, AOL Me Toos, kiddie porn and hentai anyway.
      You must be one of those pointy-haired bosses to say that Google Groups ain't got no business at work.

      Whenever I work as a sysadmin, 90% of the solutions I apply to problems come from Google Groups.

    10. Re:Technology by TechDock · · Score: 1
      You must be one of those pointy-haired bosses to say that Google Groups ain't got no business at work.

      Heh. Reminds me of when I was SA of a small workgroup a few years ago. My boss refused to let me upgrade the systems by installing CD-ROM drives because he was sure the only thing people used them for was to listen to music when they should be working.

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    11. Re:Technology by NiceGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Microsoft certification to teach you how to administer properly."
      *cough**choke*
      Man - you made Coke shoot out my nose on that one. Ever think about going into stand-up?

    12. Re:Technology by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      Then ask to have it removed. Most security groups will not be so strict as to refuse a request for legitimate work-related access to sites like that. I would bet that they have a process in place to review a 'remove this block' type of request and make exceptions. Keep in mind... just because you use Google Groups to find obscure manuals or whatever, doesn't mean that the new marketing intern won't use it to hit up alt.binaries. Most security groups don't employ so-called 'draconian' policies without reason.

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    13. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think overall we do benefit from the introduction of vehicles.

      It's interesting though to note that cars were introduced to facilitate traveling over large distances.

      Now that everybody has a car, all usual distances are large.

    14. Re:Technology by DRWeasle · · Score: 0

      You are so right in your comments, especially the last one about getting solutions from google groups. If I found one of my admins getting undocumented solutions from a source such as that they would find themselves doing inventories for the next 6 months.

    15. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll Offer up my experiences as a techy working for a financial company who shall remain nameless.

      As a matter of corporate policy, my company blocks Google Groups, as well as Yahoo Groups and any other websites that have some sort of forum. They also block access to all of the (in)famous webmail providers (gmail, yahoo, etc.) as well as all forms of Instant Messaging. It wasn't always like this. It wasn't until my company came under Investigation by the SEC that these provisions were put in place because traders were using these websites for Colusion/insider trading. Getting Fined for these findings has very real and serious consequences for employment(for the trader) and my company's bottom line. So it's understandable. I will agree with you that blocking these things are Draconian, yes. But unfortunatly, in this case, they are Neccessary.

    16. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nope, I'm not a PHB.... ...you really should invest in some Cisco and Microsoft certification to teach you how to administer properly."

      You are a PHB who is in denial about being a PHB.

    17. Re:Technology by glowworm · · Score: 1

      If I found one of my admins getting undocumented solutions from a source such as that they would find themselves doing inventories for the next 6 months.

      I see your humour, but I honestly ask how many sysadmins does an average company have? One?

      How many other employees does an average company have? One Hundred?

      Is the ability for a tech/sysadmin to grab say one solution a week and use the companies general access infrastructure (the stuff Joe in Marketing also uses) to do it worth the abuse that the other hundred people cause?

      If the sysadmin can put forward a valid and good business case to have access above and beyond what Joe in marketing can then OK let them create a tunnel after signing a special access request that outlined the responsibility such a tunnel entailed. But to turn it on for everyone? Sheesh.

      Before groups was banned in my workplace it was scary what sales and marketing looked at. I could mention the groups I saw people reading so you could understand my point but this is a site that many people use at work! (I'm not just talking alt.binaries.erotica.granny.sex by the way)

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    18. Re:Technology by Savantissimo · · Score: 1

      You do know there are no binaries on Google groups, right? And you do know that there are groups beginning with letters other than "alt", right? Like "sci" and "comp" and so forth, right? Or are you really that big a flaming turd?

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    19. Re:Technology by Savantissimo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      [OK, this time in the right place - sorry, GP poster]

      You do know there are no binaries on Google groups, right? And you do know that there are groups beginning with letters other than "alt", right? Like "sci" and "comp" and so forth, right? Or are you really that big a flaming turd?

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    20. Re:Technology by Metzli · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly. I do IT security and, as a general rule, access to many sites are blocked. If someone can come up with a business justification for why they need access, then I don't have a problem with it. I've been a sysadmin where I needed to use web-based email to communicate with a vendor because the corporate mail servers often blacklisted legitimate traffic. If you need something to get your job done and are willing to explain it in a document to your boss and mine, then I'm pretty good about letting you get to what you deem critical.

      Yes, there are some IT folks who get a power trip over what they can keep people from accessing, but I would argue that most of us aren't like that. Every business has data that is considered sensitive, but some (financial, medical, legal, etc.) have data that is considerably more sensitive.

      Before saying that IT is draconian, ask yourself how secure you want the business holding your data to be. Would feel comfortable knowing that your bank records are held at a place that doesn't do regular updates of the OSes and A/V software? Would you want your credit card info at a place that doesn't control which system can send SMTP traffic to the outside world, especially since it could be used to send your records to anywhere on the globe? Would you want your medical records held in a place that allows its normal business users to access IM servers, possilby introducing worms into the network and/or using the IM service to send out your data? Is this paranoid? Possibly. Is it a realistic view? Absolutely.

      The OP talked about the way things were years ago. Ten years ago, it was also a wild west on the Internet. I personally had a Unix workstation hacked, as did a friend. The threats exist and they can be very serious, so IT has to take them seriously. The main problem that many IT shops have (my current one included) is that we still have problems with the delicate balance between security and usability. The users need to understand that what we do is done for the good of the company and our customers, but we need to understand that the job still has to get done.

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    21. Re:Technology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Being a corporate IT security at large corporation I can tell you why google groups are blocked. If I am looking at porn on alt.binaries.erotica ...

      If you really are a "corporate IT guy", you should check before making stupid statements like that. Google Groups DOES NOT ARCHIVE BINARIES. No images, no warez, no viruses.

    22. Re:Technology by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, those are bad as well, but there is no generally accepted method of dealing with those.

      You can't just search everyone's belongings as they enter the workplace... and simply having the materials wouldn't imply that they were going to be used at the workplace... You can't reasonably put a camera in everyone office monitoring for these sorts of activity either... It's just not a tractable problem.

      However, a webpage has been requested... it is being acted upon... and it is something that can be monitored.

      I've seen employment cases lost on much weaker issues...

    23. Re:Technology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      How can blocking Google Groups be seen as draconian. They have no place in a responsible workplace. They are only filled with warez requests, AOL Me Toos, kiddie porn and hentai anyway. For example as part of my job monitoring proxy logs I have reported a few people for browsing incest stories on groups before we just blocked it outright.

      You're lying, or perhaps just confused. There is no "kiddie porn and hentai", or warez accessible via Google Groups, because they don't archive binaries at all. As for text porn, you can find those all over the web as well. You can mandate that users set "safe search" on Google if you insist on nannying them.

    24. Re:Technology by jruschme · · Score: 1

      How can blocking Google Groups be seen as draconian. They have no place in a responsible workplace. They are only filled with warez requests, AOL Me Toos, kiddie porn and hentai anyway. For example as part of my job monitoring proxy logs I have reported a few people for browsing incest stories on groups before we just blocked it outright.

      Better example, then... on the network at work, I can go to and read the Dell support forums (no bad stuff there), but can't post any requests for help because that gets blocked as "chat".


      We also can not get on-line tech support from another major manufacturer since that requires an unauthorized IM client and allowing remote access to the system.


      Heck, I can't even remotely administer our off-site system since the Windows RDP port is blocked for outgoing traffic!

    25. Re:Technology by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      In your case, if 90% of your solutions come from groups then you really should invest in some Cisco and Microsoft certification to teach you how to administer properly.

      *choke* *cough* Thanks. Brand new laptop, just shipped today. Now I've got Mountain Dew all over it. You reek of PHB, dude. IHBT. IHL.

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    26. Re:Technology by j-cloth · · Score: 1

      I thought about this today. People are scared and lock their doors at home (I don't) and their car doors, but they are too stupid to buy a gun to defend themselves, their family, and their property.
      So, to bring this argument back to the computer world, you're advocating that instead of locking down my systems, I load them up with all of the hottest h4x0r tools and bring down any system that port scans me? I don't think I want to play on that internet... thanks anyway.

    27. Re:Technology by glowworm · · Score: 1

      Or are you really that big a flaming turd?

      Closing your argument with an insult does not make your point valid. In fact it reduces it's worth.

      You do know there are no binaries on Google groups, right?

      Yes, and I know two people at work were fired for reading inappropriate stories too.

      And you do know that there are groups beginning with letters other than "alt", right? Like "sci" and "comp" and so forth

      As I said in another post in this very thread if Google released a censored text only groups service containing just sci, comp and other select areas then this would not be an issue. As it stands at the moment the very fact that Joe in Marketing can read the alt. groups on work time ruins it for Mike in IT who really needs it for his job.

      In another post in this thread I mention that if Mike in IT can provide a good and valid business case for tunnelled access and is willing to sign a form listing the responsibility then by all means.... But unfettered use for everyone so one person in the company can fix maybe one problem a week!

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    28. Re:Technology by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
      In your case, if 90% of your solutions come from groups then you really should invest in some Cisco and Microsoft certification to teach you how to administer properly.
      Which shows that you're more a PHB than the Dilbert's boss, because you're stupid enough not to realize that no amount of Microsoft or Cisco certifications will teach me how to debug (note that I didn't say "administer" nor "manage") a UNIX system. And, of course, only PHBs give any credence to Microsoft certifications...

      And you obviously have been nothing more than a pencil-pusher because if you actually had the brains to do actual **WORK**, you'd realize that since there is a good probability someone else faced the same problem and he might have written something about it, I have a good chance of finding the solution on Google (groups or not).

    29. Re:Technology by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 0, Troll
      You are so right in your comments, especially the last one about getting solutions from google groups. If I found one of my admins getting undocumented solutions from a source such as that they would find themselves doing inventories for the next 6 months.
      And if you were a sysadmin boss working for me that "punished" sysadmins who make things work by looking on Google, I'd make sure that, after I'd be finished with you, you whished I'd make you do inventories for 12 months.
    30. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no "kiddie porn and hentai", or warez accessible via Google Groups, because they don't archive binaries at all.

      I'll butt in here because I see what the GP is saying.

      THIS IS **NSFW** - BE WARNED!!!! It may also place you at a legal risk depending on your legal jurisriction

      Please go to alt.oyp.sworp or alt.fan.pegas (both contents: kiddie porn) and tell me if that group is acceptable, binaries or not, from a work computer. Want more? I have a whole list of them at a similar or worse level.

    31. Re:Technology by aaronl · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I believe you completely missed the GP's point.

      First, the reason the certs don't matter is because you can get by without learning anything. You *can*, however, learn a lot from those programs, if you want to. Getting the cert means the opportunity for organized education on the topic.

      Second, if you have to use Google Groups, or whatever, for something ridiculous, like 90% of your problems, then you probably don't know what you're doing. Using all available avenues to solve your problem is certainly needed. Always needing to look for help whenever you have a problem shows lack of experience and education. This goes back to getting yourself certs to better your ability; you could also just buy a book and get a similar betterment.

      Sure I look at Google for answers to problems, but for many problems, I know how to deal with it already. Most of the time that I look up something, it's a reference to the problem that I'm solving, because I don't remember the exact procedure. However, if you're dead in the water because your Internet link is broken, and you have to look 90% of your issues up on Google, you're screwed.

    32. Re:Technology by glowworm · · Score: 1

      no amount of Microsoft or Cisco certifications will teach me how to debug (note that I didn't say "administer" nor "manage") a UNIX system.

      Yes, this is the case sometimes. But honestly... How many times does it happen to anyone but the most radical coal-face level three network technician? And if you are one of those then I would imagine you know some of the dangers of providing this access to everyone!

      Is one person's needs really so important that groups access should be turned on for all in the company to abuse?

      As I said in another post in this thread If a analyst/tech/programmer can provide a good valid business reason to get access above what Joe in Marketing can then he should be allowed to create a tunnel. He should also be required to sign paper saying he won't abuse the tunnel as well.

      Lowering defenses for the entire company so one person can get say one answer a week is just madness.

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    33. Re:Technology by cmacb · · Score: 2, Informative

      As far as I know Google Groups doesn't carry binaries of any kind, nor do they carry and of the groups in which you would likely find text porn. They do have technical groups back to the beginning of time though and I've used them more than once for technical research.

    34. Re:Technology by magicchex · · Score: 1

      A guy I work with just got a new car, and I said that I wanted to steal it, and he said I couldn't because of all of the alarms and whatever gizmos were installed. I said that I could clock him and be off in 20 seconds. He didn't want to try me on that.

      I bet you're really popular at work, aren't ya?

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    35. Re:Technology by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      well having the same filter in place for everyone is brain dead in the first place. it should be AT LEAST divided by department. better would be to be divided by job description and responsabilities. anyone who may need to do research should have nearly unfiltered access, but with a scanner that alerts on potenially objectionable non-work content for later review.

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    36. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those cannot be viewed from Google Groups.

    37. Re:Technology by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 2, Informative
      In your case, if 90% of your solutions come from groups then you really should invest in some Cisco and Microsoft certification to teach you how to administer properly.
      MCSE = Memormized Content; Secured Exam. That's exactly what it is. Those exams don't teach you a damn thing. There are so many different situations you can run into that there's no way any exam could possibly cover them all. Did you know that some EventSystem errors in the Event Viewer can be caused by a faulty disk controller? You're not going to learn that from an exam. Microsoft doesn't even have that answer. The best answers are the ones that come from real life experience. Sites like EventID.net and Google Groups have answers that come from people who've seen the problem first hand.
    38. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      90% of the people that will be going through the firewall won't be solving IT problems as part of their job description, so your point is invalid.

    39. Re:Technology by glowworm · · Score: 1

      Did you know that some EventSystem errors in the Event Viewer can be caused by a faulty disk controller?

      Absolutely and Technet has a list of each event code and enough probable causes for an experienced tech to draw between the dots. When Technet doesn't have decent information then putting the error into plain old google will also return enough results for a valid solution. Being denied groups doesn't mean there is no other viable solution. If it did then there would be so many companies up the creek without a paddle it wouldn't be funny.

      90% is a hell of a lot of problems to go running to groups to solve. It really indicates a serious problem in the posters knowledge.

      What happens when his network has failed? If he relies on groups for 90% of his answers then he hasn't a clue.

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    40. Re:Technology by petard · · Score: 1

      They don't carry binaries. [WARNING: link to pornographic stories follows. NSFW!]They do carry text that most people would consider pornographic. They also carry groups that contain information used to pirate software, which could be a different kind of risk.

      I agree with your sentiment, though, that the value of the archive as a technical resource should outweigh the risk of misuse in most IT environments.

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    41. Re:Technology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1

      AC wrote : Please go to alt.oyp.sworp or alt.fan.pegas (both contents: kiddie porn) and tell me if that group is acceptable, binaries or not, from a work computer. Want more? I have a whole list of them at a similar or worse level. On Google Groups there is just a list of messages asking for files. But of course, no files. You could find hundreds of bulletin boards where people post NSFW images. So ban all web access? Banning Google Groups because a few of the 50,000 newsgroups discuss SEX is equally inane.

    42. Re:Technology by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      As far as I know Google Groups doesn't carry binaries of any kind, nor do they carry and of the groups in which you would likely find text porn.

      No binaries, but there are groups devoted to text porn. However, Google blocks these unless you change the default setting for "safe search". But you can find text porn easily enough on the web ... e.g. on Slashdot if you browse at -1. The paranoia about offending the maiden aunt secretary with graphic content hardly applies to a page of text unless you have a screen reader though.

    43. Re:Technology by FrostedChaos · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yes, this is the case sometimes. But honestly... How many times does [using the internet become necessary for] anyone but the most radical coal-face level three network technician? And if you are one of those then I would imagine you know some of the dangers of providing this access to everyone!

      The company I work at doesn't filter the web. We assume that all of our employees are adults, and treat them accordingly. I use the internet all the time to find answers to problems. It is usually much quicker than reading through documentation.

      If your company is so filled with deadwood that you can't even trust people to use a web browser, you've got big problems. Or the kind of work you do is so menial that you need a slave-driver mentality to motivate people every day. Either way, I'd start learning how to speak Hindu or Mandarin, because you may need it in a few years.

      As I said in another post in this thread If a analyst/tech/programmer can provide a good valid business reason to get access above what Joe in Marketing can then he should be allowed to create a tunnel. He should also be required to sign paper saying he won't abuse the tunnel as well.

      What about taking a dump? This is also a risky activity, and I feel it should require a form to be filled out. Think about it-- there is the possibility of masturbation-- or of sexual encounters in the bathroom-- or any one of a number of inappropriate behaviors. If you don't trust or understand your employees, a mentality like this becomes "reasonable."

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    44. Re:Technology by loraksus · · Score: 1

      Never mind that google groups doesn't host binaries... of course, there is always ascii porn.

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    45. Re:Technology by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      We had a bunch of new machines some years back with CD-roms, but the hardware guys simply unplugged the sound cable from the CD on every single one so this wouldn't work, and when we had machines with sound cards on the motherboard simply didn't install the sound drivers.

      Oh course us being the software guys we plugged the cables back in and downloaded the drivers :)

    46. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Again, if he already knows the answer, then it's not a problem.

    47. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fool! You should have linked to alt.sex.stories.moderated instead!

    48. Re:Technology by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1
      Basically they fear a lawsuit.

      Ha ! That's just what they tell you. You know how in IT we have a selection of pat answers that we give when we know a problem is temporary?

      "It's Windows..."

      "Sunspots..."

      "Power glitch..."

      Well, the rest of the company has those, too. When HR or corporate admin is giving you excuses, they sound like:

      "Federal regulation..."

      "Well, you know how the CEO is..."

      "Oh, it's that ISO9000 thing..."

      And the winner: "We're afraid of a lawsuit."

    49. Re:Technology by dclydew · · Score: 1

      While they do 'fear a lawsuit', it rreally isn't that simple. At least in Ohio law, a female co-worker would have to report the "harassment". The company would have the chance to correct the problem. However, if they did not correct the problem and she was exposed to *gasp* porn again, then she could sue.

      If someone is offended by the naked human body, I wonder how they bathe?

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    50. Re:Technology by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

      Now wait a minute. You're going to slam someone for using groups to find answers saying that they're screwed if they're network is down. How are YOU going to search google and technet if YOUR network is down?

    51. Re:Technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously do not comprehend the comment as it was written. The point was not that the solution came from Google but that it came from an undocumented source and came from Google Groups.

      There is a major difference between making something work and making it work correctly, safely, and securely. If you get a solution to problem from the groups that is not documented and approved by the necessary sources then you endanger the operation and supportability of the system and/or the network.

      If you implement an undocumented solution to a problem and it allows a breach of the network security and/or brings the network down for some reason, it is very possible you will be looking for a new job. On the other hand if you go to the manufacturer with your problem and they provide a procedure they have verified, then your arse is covered. Then you can tell your boss that you went to the original manufacturer or their support rep. then there is no reason your boss should blame you, the sysadmin.

  3. It's all possible... by jabella · · Score: 5, Informative

    Security like most things, is a balancing act. Being able to manage the 'pain vs. protection' factor is the key to all of it, and unfortunately no tools seem to have the sliding adjustment with those options on it.

    Ideally security will allow everything that's vital while not stepping on any services that are required. With most companies, what is 'required' ends up being pared down as the security net gets closed down tighter.

    Nostalgia is one thing -- how many of us worked on systems that had telnet / ftp open to the outside without a firewall? I know I did back in the day. When management is behind security initiatives, being able to work on the business isses ("No, we CAN'T disable FTP!") becomes less of a problem.

    Regarding individual workstations -- putting the burden on end-users doesn't seem to be a common (thankfully) configuration in the companies I've seen. Most larger places are doing automated patch management and deployment now. I know quite a few places where every single system (desktop and production) is patched within a 15 day window. While it's not bleeding edge, this relatively fast schedule combined with the concept of 'defense in depth' goes a long way to preventing issues. I know places that haven't lost a machine to a virus in YEARS.

    Security that's preventing legitimate work from being done needs to be adjusted. All of the problems you've mentioned are fixable.

  4. Work somewhere else by Scott+Lockwood · · Score: 1

    When I run into such a seriously aclueistic situation, I point it out. Once. Then, I go work somewhere else if they don't get a clue.

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    1. Re:Work somewhere else by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

      You must have teh mad skillz to stay continuously employed, boss.
      Me, I just printed out the proxy server settings, so that, when whichever asshatically configured server it is that can't cough up my roaming profile, I can at least get a browser to function somehow.
      Uber-consultants can surf teh jobz, if they're that good. Most of us have to bite off the tongue and swallow the blood, as they used to say.

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    2. Re:Work somewhere else by DevanJedi · · Score: 1

      You must change jobs quite often..

    3. Re:Work somewhere else by Nataku564 · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, some people are willing to change. I have a meeting later this week with the CTO to discuss the removal of the standard "We own all thoughts in your head" clause that seems to be all the rage nowadays.

  5. one time, for security's sake by yagu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One time for security's sake my office ethernet port was turned off by IT. Figuring it to be some outage I called support (hah!), and they looked up my IP address and said yes the port had been turned off because my machine had refused to accept recent XP updates.

    Hmmm, but my machine is a linux machine! We're sorry, but until you're machine accepts the updates we can't re-enable the port. I asked why I hadn't been notified -- they said ALL XP login scripts had been posting the notice for over a week, I had been given "plenty" of warning!

    Hmmmm, but my machine is a linux machine! We're sorry, but until you're machine accepts the updates we can't re-enable the port.

    Fortunately I had a dual-boot, so I was able to comply.

    But, ironic that one of their (in my opinion) least vulnerable machines on the network was mine.

    (And, for the record, my assigned work had no specific XP requirement, and my responsibilities were heavily around Unix... so I wasn't in violation of any policy (such as they existed).)

    1. Re:one time, for security's sake by badriram · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well if IT installed linux, well they should not be doing something that stupid. However if you decided to install Linux, and the IT folks maintain your computer, i would have to agree with them. Unless you work at a software company, developing apps, or a sys admin you are outta luck.

    2. Re:one time, for security's sake by eobanb · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if I was you in that situation, I would have simply sat back and explained that you could not do any work, and that they are free to try and turn on Windows XP updating, but oh of course any system re-installation and thus potential loss of data would be their fault, not yours, at which point you launch a flurry of complaints to whoever is even higher up in the corporate chain of command.

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    3. Re:one time, for security's sake by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, I'm going to be replying to your sig, but in this case it's actually rather on topic.

      If enough virus writers made viruses for Linux security vulnerabilities frequently enough that it necessitated monthly or even bi-weekly kernel updates, would not the statement about Windows in your sig then apply to Linux?

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    4. Re:one time, for security's sake by Thuktun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hmmm, but my machine is a linux machine! [...] Hmmmm, but my machine is a linux machine! [...] Fortunately I had a dual-boot, so I was able to comply.

      Yeah, weird that they might want a machine running Windows XP to be updated. You might have Linux on the machine, but you also had Windows XP, and it sounds like it was missing security patches.

      And, for the record, my assigned work had no specific XP requirement, and my responsibilities were heavily around Unix.

      And you apparently had a machine with Windows XP missing some (possibly significant) security patches sitting on their network.

      I fail to see how this was stupid of the network admins. Draconian maybe, but it got you to apply the security patches.

    5. Re:one time, for security's sake by Vellmont · · Score: 3, Insightful

      He said his responsibilities were heavily around Unix. I kinda doubt he's some low level secretary that wants to install linux for fun. Why not give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's not in the wrong here?

      I'm guessing the problem is one of compartmentalization. The IT department doesn't talk to the production department, and so doesn't know there's some people that are running linux and not XP. The standard drone-like response of "We're sorry, but until you're machine accepts the updates we can't re-enable the port." really sounds to me like extreme compartmentalization.

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    6. Re:one time, for security's sake by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But will the kernel ever be so insecure that virus writers could achieve such levels of exploitation? Remember, if Linux ever gets that popular, there will be more money for kernel development.

    7. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think their behaviour is reasonable in this case - since you actually weren't running *just* a linux box, but a dual-boot. Your claim that it is a linux box is "the truth, but not the whole truth".

      It sounds to me like you just hate them and want to prove them wrong - probably because they're so Microsoft focused and you hate Microsoft and hate feeling like you're being ignored or somehow left out.

      However, I can't help but wonder how they expected you to know if you don't boot into XP very often and that's the only way they communicated the issue, plus how do you update your system when the port isn't enabled...

    8. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could it be that they knew you had a Windows XP system on that network port from time to time?

    9. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No

      Out of curiosity, when will the wintendo crowd realize that there's plenty of people attacking Linux every day. Don't be upset just because Windows yields better results for their effort.

    10. Re:one time, for security's sake by KiloByte · · Score: 1

      Totally wrong. One of major flaws in Windows is that you can't replace any file that is currently open, and since the major system libs are not modular, nearly any patch issued by Microsoft requires a reboot.

      On any Unix system, you can update anything except for the running kernel (actually, you can replace it on the disk but can't reload it). In the case of Hurd, you can update even it.

      Since security updates to the kernel itself are pretty rare, you don't need to make almost any reboots. This enables you to have impressive uptimes and stay secure.

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    11. Re:one time, for security's sake by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      To answer your linux question, if cyber terrorists were able to gain hold of the windows and internet explorer source code, would they be able to continually target and take over every windows box connected to the internet and be able to wreak financial havoc on busniesses around the globe (microsoft itself acknowledged it was an extreme security risk). If thens work in computer programimg, don't become stuck on possible failures when trying to avoid a known failure, windows security.

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    12. Re:one time, for security's sake by rblancarte · · Score: 1

      Maybe, maybe not. But I don't think so. Consider that MOST patches with Windows (any version) call for a reboot, thus downtime just happened. Many patches in Linux don't require for the system to be brought down. Sure, you might need to bring down a service or two, but that would leave the system still up to fill other requests.

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    13. Re:one time, for security's sake by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 1

      Well, my question was more hypothetical than anything. I was talking about kernel updates, though, which I know for a fact always require reboots on Linux. The way I see it, Windows is under constant security siege, and I was posing the question that if Linux's security were under that same siege, so that monthly kernel updates were necessary for safe operation, would it not then need reboots that frequently as well?

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    14. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, my question was more hypothetical than anything. I was talking about kernel updates, though, which I know for a fact always require reboots on Linux.

      Not necesarily

      The way I see it, Windows is under constant security siege, and I was posing the question that if Linux's security were under that same siege,

      It is already. What internet do you use ?

      so that monthly kernel updates were necessary for safe operation, would it not then need reboots that frequently as well?

      See above, Or one of the million other times your lame ass question's been posted.

    15. Re:one time, for security's sake by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Can one update kernel modules without a reboot? I know that one can remove and insert modules on a running system, but can one get an updated module to work without symbol problems?

    16. Re:one time, for security's sake by muletool · · Score: 1

      Obviously you have never held a job

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    17. Re:one time, for security's sake by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      He might be a bit flamboyant about it, but the principle works. When you start telling management that "we're losing this many $ per day because they shut my computer off," they generally do something about it if the organization is even remotely sane.

      Or who knows, maybe I just have good luck.

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    18. Re:one time, for security's sake by AgentAce · · Score: 1

      That's when you ask to speak with their superior.

    19. Re:one time, for security's sake by scdeimos · · Score: 1
      One time for security's sake my office ethernet port was turned off by IT ... because my machine had refused to accept recent XP updates.
      I'm curious how you were able to apply the updates while your ethernet port was still off. Did IT come around with a CD for you to install the latest spyware from their CD burning server?
    20. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, if anyone in an organisation wants to run a (aparently, reading the story) non-standard installation he should himself make sure he does not run into stuff like this.

      From experience I would assume that someone claiming he "responsibilities were heavily around Unix." usually means he knows more about IT than the guys supporting many machines, and I would give especially a person like this not the benefit of the doubt.

    21. Re:one time, for security's sake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a security update (no new functionality): Yes.

      New functionality often changes other stuff, other modules or even in the kernel itself, in which case you can't. Well, if it's just other modules, if you can unload them, you should be able to (not everything can be unloaded. Like, when ssh'ed into a server, you can forget about removing the network driver).

    22. Re:one time, for security's sake by permaculture · · Score: 1

      If you had dual boot up, it wasn't a Linux machine.

      If you want to complain, get rid of the XP partition.

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    23. Re:one time, for security's sake by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Once a security edict came down from on high. No freeware of any kind. All e-mail must be checked via Outlook. No browsers other than IE. All machines must be Win2k.

      Our company's only product was software we developed that only ran on UNIX/Linux. All development was done on like systems. All Web and e-mail servers were running Linux. Our phones system ran on a Linux server. The end result of this edict would have been to stop all production and sales and make our entire company grind to a complete halt and disappear to the world.

      This is why good management is important. If the CEO does not understand what the company does and how, and will not listen to those who do, the company is doomed. I'm very glad I don't work there anymore.

  6. Seems pretty reasonable to me... by heatdeath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network access

    I don't think this is unreasonable at all. What's the downside of enforcing a little rigor in your employees, when the alternative is having your entire corporate network become a zombie farm overnight controlled by a mob boss in Russia named Vladamir?

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    1. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a patch breaks your machine, you would understand.

    2. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      About your sig,
      I used it as the OGM for my phone and you would not believe the number of hangups I got!
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    3. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      If a patch breaks your machine, you would understand.

      Breaking a single machine, or even a single application on all machines, is a lot less of a problem than EVERY machine being rendered unusable by an exploited vulnerability.

      Right now I am testing an SMS install of Office 2000 SP3 with the MS06-003 patch. It's going out to thousands of desktops that are still running outdated versions of Office. Will it break something somewhere? Probably. But that's a lot less of a concern than all ten thousand of those machines turning into automated network doomsday devices if their users receive an email based on the MS06-003 vulnerability.

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    4. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy SMS, what a POS

    5. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      We test patches pretty well before we approve them for installation. If a patch kills your machine once we've approved it, more than likely, you were doing something on your machine that you shouldn't have been doing. There are exceptions to this of course, and the folks that are those exceptions know about the risks, and know who to contact about mitigations.

    6. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by JaseOne · · Score: 1

      The downside is when you get pushed an update that either starts on it's own or gets so in your face that you have to install it and the installing takes some obscene amount of time while you are trying to resolve Production problems on an enterprise wide system.

      Don't even get me started on the software that enforces micro-pauses, stretch breaks and rest breaks, yeah sure I'd love to be forced to take a break right in the middle of writing some complex SQL thank you very much...

    7. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by heatdeath · · Score: 1

      right in the middle of writing some complex SQL thank you very much...

      Well, besides the inherent irony of expanding the acryonym, you couldn't think of a better example than SQL of a mentally tasking work activity? =P

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    8. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by JaseOne · · Score: 1

      Err... Last I checked the S in SQL stood for Structured...

      It was the first thing that came to mind though as it is what I end up doing most.

    9. Re:Seems pretty reasonable to me... by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Enjoy SMS, what a POS

      2003 is actually pretty nice. It was a big surprise, because I worked with 2.0 for two years and learned just how abysmal it is.

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  7. Speak for yourself... by MicroBerto · · Score: 4, Interesting
    What "we"?? The company I work at does none of those things, and the network runs almost perfectly. There is a balance.

    But also realize how much the worms of 2003 and 2004 cost corporations. I saw it first hand when working in a plant, and it was seriously disastrous. I can understand why they don't want that to happen again.

    If surfing "bad" sites is THAT important to you, perhaps its time to get your resume out to a company that trusts its employees more. Or quit complaining to a bunch of slashdotters and present a true solution that benefits everyone. There are ways to have both security and usability.

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    1. Re:Speak for yourself... by eobanb · · Score: 1

      What "we"?? The company I work at does none of those things, and the network runs almost perfectly. There is a balance.

      Sure there's a balance. Don't rely on Windows. It's quite simple. No draconian security policy needed (blocking Google Groups? Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?), AND there's but a miniscule risk of malware infection.

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    2. Re:Speak for yourself... by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      If surfing "bad" sites is THAT important to you, perhaps its time to get your resume out to a company that trusts its employees more.

      How do you know he's not about to do exactly that, but first wants to know if the draconian security policies are the norm and not the exception?

      Or quit complaining to a bunch of slashdotters and present a true solution that benefits everyone. There are ways to have both security and usability.

      Any why isn't asking for help from peers a good way of trying to find that exact solution? Where you hear complaints, I hear asking for help. I'm getting pretty tired of the standard "you loser, why are you asking us?" response to any Ask Slashot post.

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    3. Re:Speak for yourself... by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Yea, he should polish his resume, but how many /.'ers download (or used to) MP3s, movies, warez, etc over their corporate connection because they don't/didn't have a highspeed connection at home?

      For some companies, it is cheaper to just lockdown the network and reduce efficiency, than it is to have to spend $$$$ on playing whack-a-mole with computer problems as they show up. Or to deal with bandwidth issues because someone is leeching like crazy over the company connection.

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    4. Re:Speak for yourself... by twitter · · Score: 1
      The company I work at does none of those things, and the network runs almost perfectly. There is a balance.

      I'd like to see any Windoze network that is no plagued with problems, regardless of what is done to it. It does not exist, which is why you see such extremely stupid policies on big dumb company networks.

      Those dumb policy decisions are the end of the admin's rope. Everyone else has had enough and the administrators are going to be fired for the kind of performance you see on Windoze, even when the admins do every dumb thing Bill Gates and company dream up in their never ending quest to blame everyone else for their crap.

      If surfing "bad" sites is THAT important to you, perhaps its time to get your resume out to a company that trusts its employees more.

      If you've worked in a plant, as you say you have, you surely understand the value of owner's groups. You also understand blacklists and how difficult it is to change jobs in a market that's been shrinking and consolidating for decades.

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    5. Re:Speak for yourself... by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see any Windoze network that is no plagued with problems, regardless of what is done to it.

      And using a word like "Windoze" really does show your objectivity. Despite your fanboy ravings, there are plenty of Windows networks that are problem free and there are linux/mac networks plagued with problems. Come out into the real world once and a while, it's bright out there.

  8. Sorry... by Necrotica · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the situation like at other companies?

    I'd love to tell you but that would be a breach of security.

  9. My experience is the opposite by brokeninside · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everywhere I've worked seven to ten years ago (1995-1999) made IT workers who wanted Internet access sign special forms that had to be okayed by three levels of management before Internet access was granted. And once granted, it was heavily monitored.

    Four to seven years ago (2000-2002) getting Infobahn access was far easier, but most companies still required that you use their proxy so that they could monitor who visited which sites and who spent more time posting to /. that checking code into CVS.

    But lately, Internet is usually just taken for granted. At most you have have to worry about firewalls that don't let ports other than the standard http and https ports in or out. And that is fairly easy to bypass by anyone with a home machine.

  10. You need better sysadmins by scarpa · · Score: 2

    - Google Groups doesn't sound like a business website. That's "bad" from a management perspective.

    - SMTP blocking would not be needed if users didn't keep clicking on emails from the "FBI" "CIA" , etc. Besides that, it's easy to configure an AV policy to exempt legitimage SMTP usage.

    - Updates can and should be applied automatically and without user intervention. If a reboot is required a nightly shutdown policy will suffice.

    I'd love to live in a happy land where all computers can be open and free but unfortunately malicious crackers, crappy programming and ignorant users have made that an impossibility these days.

    1. Re:You need better sysadmins by geekoid · · Score: 1

      and if you work for the "FBI" "CIA"?

      Man "sorry boss, I couldn't check your email, it was from the FBI."
      FBI Head honcho: "we ARE the FBI IDIOT!"
      Assistant: "That's no way to talk to the president!"

      Rimshot!

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    2. Re:You need better sysadmins by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1
      - Google Groups doesn't sound like a business website. That's "bad" from a management perspective.

      You're kidding, right? I've found more solutions to problems on Usenet than in all the search-engine-spamming "answers" sites put together.

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  11. Whose machine by crack_vial · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "under threat of their machines loosing network access" would be losing network access?

    1. Re:Whose machine by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

      The mod nazis hate proofreaders, otherwise they would have some and onr would have fixed that before posting it. To stay on topic, the security at the submitter's company is paranoid overkill.

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    2. Re:Whose machine by crack_vial · · Score: 1

      My point was, the machine is owned by his employers. It is not his property.

  12. Google Groups? by Adeptus_Luminati · · Score: 1

    Hmmm, maybe if you didn't filter out google groups you could actually find out what other companies are doing. That's like one of the #1 internet tools for troubleshooting everyday issues. Pop in an error message and out comes reems of articles with other users having the same issue and the fix to the problem. it's the best free knowledge base ever!
    Adeptus

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    1. Re:Google Groups? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Was going to post something similar - Google Groups has saved my ass so many times I've lost count. If I worked at a company that blocked that complain *very* loudly, then wait for the first deadline to be missed because we couldn't solve a problem...

      (Not going to happen though, I've graduated to management these days & run things my way.. no proxies ir filters.. if people wanna hava a little fun then it's fine by me - happy employees are far more productive than work slaves).

  13. Yes....and no by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

    I think that there are too many companies who have people who just decide iTunes purchases and downloading of podcasts specifically through iTunes is not a good use of resources, yet we are a educational institution that can have VALID reasons for purchasing music and downloading podcasts. There's a programmer that creates...things that are put into our login scripts to kick off antiviral scans at every reboot, scan inventories and update records at every log in among other things. It's to the point that I never log into the network with my laptop (I just use the ethernet) so that my tools like VNC are still around when I need them. I have no power on what I have on my PC any more because somsone things that X thing is "dangerous" to the network. This is what malware and Windows Bugs has done to a great industry.

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  14. Personally by oh_the_humanity · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Being a memeber of the IT dept. at a school district , i am glad our secuirty policies are as stringent as they are. when you have a few thousands teenagers trying to download as much spyware and pr0n as possible. Now you may say most business dont have teenagers as employees, but even the teachers need to be protected from themselves because they dont know any better. What im getting at , is if he thinks its hard to get stuff with his security policies wait one week without them and see what he can do.

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    1. Re:Personally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And as a computer science teacher using a linux lab in a school district full of windoze junk, I just laugh when I see the hoops they go through in their attempt to use M$ junk. Half the time only half of them get even get logged on because of idiotic "security" policies. Using linux, I've had ZERO problems for years, while there are DAILY M$ workstation problems, on a massive scale. It's great to actually DO programming, creative work, while the windoze users spend most of their time trying to login, or watching an hourglass, etc.

      It's an amazing testament to how much fools will put up with thinking that somehow using M$ trash is worth spending unlimited time and money, while their competition is lightyears ahead of them using FOSS.

    2. Re:Personally by ampmouse · · Score: 0
      i am glad our secuirty policies are as stringent as they are.
      Wow! You sound just like someone from the IT department at my school. They decided to block Slashdot and Google Groups exactly one week ago. The security has goten to the point that some of the more "nerdy" students have competitions to see who can break the new security first. These same students would leave everything alone if they could just have Slashdot and Firefox. And what happens if one of those "cracks" just happens to get in the wrong hands (aka. all the other students)? Businesses and schools both need some security, just make sure you don't over do it.
  15. They need to be more strict. It's still too lax. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
    A couple years ago, right around May Day, we were nailed with the Sasser worm at work. It didn't take much for it to spread, and boy did it spread fast that weekend. Every XP box was hit, although the NT 4 Workstations and Servers didn't even burp. Thankfully we still had an NT box and a Solaris box handy while the chaos occurred. The 'Net just isn't safe anymore without proper protection, especially inside the corporations. It doesn't surprise me that they are gradually shifting toward Linux in the upcoming years at where I work.

    A slow transition is better than sticking with the current situation.

  16. my favorite from not so long ago by BigGerman · · Score: 1

    At big big US government agency they block jakarta.apache.org because it is a "hacker tools site". Ironically the majority of their own stuff runs on Tomcat, et al.

  17. Poor title by The-Trav-Man · · Score: 1

    Your complaints are more about lazy and/or stupid and/or under resourced sysadmins and bad security setups than security in itself. Regardless the poor security is generally less of a dent on productivity than corporate lans without virus scanners or fire walls.

  18. You work for AT&T too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Curious.

  19. Job Security by helmutvs · · Score: 0

    Out of hand? Maybe. Bad? No. People in the IT industry don't have to worry about losing their jobs as long as viruses, worms, etc. exist. Therefore, malicious computer stuff is good for the economy. There's you're glass half-full perspective. :)

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  20. I think not... by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    Has Corporate Info Security Gotten Out of Hand?

    Obviously it still needs work.
    google: stolen customer data

    1. Re:I think not... by Infosec+Geek · · Score: 1

      google: stolen customer data

      ROTFLMAO!!!

      How many of us want to work for the next Card Systems Solutions? All in favor, raise your hands.

      Ah. Like a forest after the clearcutters have come and gone. Thought so. :D

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  22. Your complaints are unconvincing. by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 4, Interesting
    • Your company's proxy policy is a matter of policy at your company -- complain to them about it! If it's preventing you from getting work done, you should have no problem convincing them -- and if you do, light a fire under your manager; that's what managers are there for.
    • "the sending of email via SMTP" -- Maybe I'm misinterpreting this, but if you mean "our desktops and servers have to pass email to the designated relay", then I'm completely unsympathetic. If your complaint is about poor performance, complain about that -- but your desktop and your production machines are not mail servers!
    • "forced to apply security patches with little or no notice" -- I can guaran-fucking-tee you that each time that happens there is a wave of complaints to your IT department. And yet they keep doing it anyway. They're either heartless, bastard pyschopaths with no concept of sympathy, or it's important to apply these patches. Human nature being what it is, I'm willing to bet they think it's important...no one lets themselves in for a shitstorm voluntarily just 'cos it's, you know, second Tuesday of the month.

    And, why, yes I am a network administrator, thanks. I'm lucky so far -- it's a small company, people are well-behaved, and I don't have to implement the policies you describe. I set up times for patches, there's no proxy yet and not too many firewall restrictions.

    But if this place gets to be big enough that I can't count on collective intelligence and/or social pressure to keep people doing the right thing, I'm going to have to seriously consider policies just like the ones you describe, in order to keep things running as they need to -- because your complaints about the network not working 'cos of the latest virus outbreak are going to be a fuck of a lot louder than your complaints about your desktop machine not being allowed to be a mail server.

    1. Re:Your complaints are unconvincing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, you dick.

    2. Re:Your complaints are unconvincing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welll...The biggest problem is STUPID USERS!! Virus writers are getting more rampant, and stupid users open the front door for them. I am a believer in security, and in policy, but if people would use their heads and maybe companies would require some computer skills before hiring some of these ass monkies, the security would be a bit more lax... WHEW!! That was my 2 cents.

    3. Re:Your complaints are unconvincing. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      each time that happens there is a wave of complaints to your IT department. And yet they keep doing it anyway. They're either heartless, bastard pyschopaths with no concept of sympathy

      You've met our IT department then? (I only wish I was entirely joking)

    4. Re:Your complaints are unconvincing. by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

      While I agree somewhat with your sentiment, I want to offer a little of my own insight, on the periphery of the corporate security world for a large corporation:

      f it's preventing you from getting work done, you should have no problem convincing them -- and if you do, light a fire under your manager; that's what managers are there for.

      Frequently there will be official channels for obtaining "exceptions" for getting around web site blocks. Our filter banned any search with the term "anonymous" in it. The group that managed blocks wasn't actually part of information security, so any time someone would gripe about being blocked for hunting for information about "anonymous ftp" or "ldap anonymous binds", their first response would be, "Why do you want to do these things anonymously?" Surely there can't be a valid business reason for trying to hide your identity while you do something!

      Consequently, requests would be denied, or would be delayed, impacting the employee's ability to do work. Why? Because the company providing the filtering solution decided that things about anonymity might be bad in a corporate setting, and someone detached from the actual operation of the business agreed.

      Taking it up with your manager might not help either. "Find another way to research what you're after," would be the response of many. Others might not pursue it because they don't want to make waves. The few that might try to help would run into the same wall that the employee did. The only way to get over the wall is to escalate up the chain of command. At some point you have to question whether it's worth it. If you have to go all the way up to the VP to get some obscure filtering practice changed, he's going to look at you funny.

      (This is probably less of a "security" issue and more of a "corporate bureaucracy" issue.)

      it's important to apply these patches.

      You're absolutely right about our desktop group getting complaints every time a patch rolls out. Unfortunately they frequently elect not to give the user any discretion as to when the patch should be installed, or when the PC should be rebooted. If an employee has a long-running job going, the forced automatic reboot will kill it. The desktop group is deciding that they know, in advance, that the patch is more important than anything the user could possibly be running.

      I've seen a presentation made to a packed auditorium interrupted by the desktop group pushing a patch and forcing a reboot. It's embarrassing and annoying. "Take ten, everybody."

      On the other hand, patches are indeed important. Normally this type of treatment is reserved for serious security issues where remaining unpatched puts the company at risk. But there really ought to be a way to do that gracefully, balancing the urgency of the update with the short-term harm that it will do. IT groups are unsympathetic.

      I also have a suggestion for groups considering implementing web proxies to curb abuse: try converting your work spaces to shared spaces where everyone can see everyone else's computer monitors. Unreasonable non-business use of the Internet will all but disappear.

  23. As a user... by Otter · · Score: 1
    None of the stuff you mention bothers me, except occasionally when a site I need to access is mysteriously blocked.

    What does create havoc (and I jump in with this in every one of these discussions because it can't be said enough) is the insanity with multiple, long, complex, frequently-but-out-of-sync changed passwords. It causes huge hassles, prevents users from taking advantage of resources and is an absolute disaster for security.

  24. This has been the status quo in DoD security for a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    And not just on the IT side. Arbitrary security requirements often slow progress tremendously if the don't halt it altogether. It's grown its own huge beaurocracy & career path. And heaven help you if you question anything security requires. I've literally been told that I'm "unamerican" because I questioned a particularly useless security requirement that arbitrarily levied on us. And you wonder why I post this AC?

    And the economic cost is enormous - I used to work in a major acquisition system program office (SPO). Various security costs amounted to the biggest budget line item in the program, although they were careful not to show it that way on any single chart. And that didn't account for military personell dedicated to security, as they didn't come out of that cost. And it certainly didn't account for the huge drain on productivity it caused.

  25. Forcing horrible workarounds... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

    Of course, when companies get nonsensical security policies, they force people into horribly inefficient and/or insecure workarounds.

    Rather than issuing in-office consultants a company e-mail address, CCing a Yahoo.com e-mail address, besides being insecure and unaudited, just looks damn unprofessional.

    Don't have a document management system, SFTP, or even FTP? People clog up Exchange with huge attachments with no central control or even a sense of where the authoritative copy of something can be found.

    How many of us have run SSH on port 443 on an outside box just for SSH tunneling? I had an employer who blocked 22 specifically because the firewall guys new that inbound tunnels could be opened... but damn it if 443 wasn't wide open.

    When C-level execs bitch about things, though, it's not hard to get someone in IT to demand the security equivalent of a chmod -R 777 /

    *sigh*

    1. Re:Forcing horrible workarounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And often slightly worse. Both my previous employers forced me to run an SSH tunnel over SSL... through an HTTP(S) proxy. Gah! At least it was HTTP CONNECT and not http tunneling (like htc/hts does).

    2. Re:Forcing horrible workarounds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bet those bastards wore three rubbers when they fucked their wives, too.

    3. Re:Forcing horrible workarounds... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1
      Of course, when companies get nonsensical security policies, they force people into horribly inefficient and/or insecure workarounds.

      Changing passwords every 30 days, on 1800 systems, only *some* of which have a password syncing mechanism. Seems like there's several different criteria used for deciding what passwords are good and bad, too - one system recently wouldn't let me have several perfectly good words that were combinations of dictionary words, even though those words were OK elsewhere, but it would let me use a1b2c3d4...

      If I was to keep all those passwords updated all the time, assuming 1 minute per machine I'd be burning 30 hours a month changing passwords. Luckily I don't need to access all those machines all the time, or I'd be running a password update script out of cron, with all my passwords written down in an encrypted file, and an automated login script to get to each machine.

    4. Re:Forcing horrible workarounds... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

      I'm about to look into Vintella Authentication Services to have Solaris boxes authenticate against a local Active Directory domain at one of the sites, simply because I keep getting locked out of systems I don't log into often enough, and also to make the SOX compliance audits go easier.

      If anyone has any horror stories with doing that, please feel free to mention it.

    5. Re:Forcing horrible workarounds... by surprise_audit · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Vintella, but we've had some bad experiences with SeOS. It gets in between the OS and the user, validating every disk access against a policy. It also has a password store on the policy server, so if you mistype 3 times in a row you can lock yourself out of a whole group of servers in one go. It used to be next to impossible to bring a server up in single user mode to fsck the disks - dunno if that's still true. The sysadmins were not allowed to have the root password, either, so they had to get a manager to "break" the sealed envelope if the root password was required. For day to day root usage, you'd use "sesu", which is a lot like 'su', except it checks against the policy server. I figure "sesu" made the system *less* secure - an attacker would only need to break a user's password, then "sesu" to root with the same password, instead of breaking a user's password, then breaking root's password (leaving out other ways of getting root access).

  26. Fair security poorly adminstered by ayelvington · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in a .mil environment with managed images and very good security. What I'm reading is that your company is still in the learning phase when it comes to customer service balanced with security.

    We operate under a standard image architecture with updates and patches pushed out across the enterprise. Proxy servers are a necessary evil, but we are very reasonable on our block lists. (North Korean sites are discouraged along with Ebay...) This is for our unclassified network...

    We learned the hard way too. Our first generation of machines were issued with padlocks on the cases and no CDROM drives...

    Our IT system never compromises operations for security, and it never has to. Your IT staff may need a bit of fresh air, a few customer-centered workshops, and maybe some field trips to see how others work.

    I feel your pain and wish you the best.

    ay

    1. Re:Fair security poorly adminstered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Our .mil address blocks ALL URLs with the word "mail" in them. Really stupid. It blocks many work related sites. The process for unblocking them is not easy.

    2. Re:Fair security poorly adminstered by cosminn · · Score: 1

      I work in a .mil environment ... no CDROM drives...
      Our IT system never compromises operations for security, and it never has to.


      Well, I guess times have changed ;)

  27. Security is about keeping the clueless safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Over zealous security is only the result of clueless co-workers. If the company didn't need to protect itself from the threats because people didn't try to open the mail offering them pictures of a tennis star, then I'm betting half the policies wouldn't exist.

    I know at my last job the sysadmin lan was basically able to do pretty much anything they wanted - inbound access was controlled, but that was it. but then again, the people who had machines on that lan could be trusted not to be stupid.

  28. Not really much of a problem... by $ASANY · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...under threat of their machines loosing network access...

    Since you can get a replacement RJ45 modular plug for about $0.05, you can easily repair loose connections so you don't lose network access. It's not really that big of a problem.

  29. Situation here is like this... by CivilianHero · · Score: 1

    Security : Top-notch

    Users: Some give away their personnal passwords(for legit purposes) instead to ask to the right persons to create new accounts.

    Impact on security : The security becomes useless.

    This is a problem in many large organisations, specialy when dealing with people who know about nothing about computers and security.

    --
    The best excuse for a President, a King or others *insert your words*, is God. God has still yet to find an excuse.
  30. The right balance is... by canuck57 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    What is the right balance between security and productivity, in the corporate IT environment?

    Simple, more security. As more secure systems tend to run more reliably (less bugs) and with lower maintenance (removing root kits)than do less secure systems. Knowing most corporate environments, security tends to be lax.

    Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software.

    Yes, it was better more than ten years ago. If your computer was connected to the internet and caused someone problems you got kicked off for a week or two to think about it. Some were even blacklisted. And few if any ran Microsoft products as their gateways or terminals.

    But the fact is with many hundreds of millions of Internet users today practicing self administration of an inherently insecure OS and trusting everything they click on -- without regard to others or their companies costs, security has had to evolve. And believe it or not, firewalls existed 10 years ago.

    Then along comes the modern cowboy on an unmonitored cable connection hacking people for sport and profit. People hack computers just to send spam, and the system/ISP do nothing. They have long since abandoned kicking them off. The result is the problem is mow rampant.

    have we become so secure that we're stifling our own ability to get things done?

    Not at all, I have always kept important stuff on UNIX and Linux, and professionally manage them like I do at work. They haven't been hacked or wormed. I also tend to use "safe" tools as they also fail less as well are more secure.

    But the optimum answer to be secure is to use securable tools and secure practices in what you do with your computer, something like safe sex.

  31. Try a University by froschmann · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Heh, my Christian University is a lot worse than that. We have mandatory antivirus (which seems to run scans at the most inconvienent times. Cancel them and you get kicked off the network.) We also have to run all traffic through a HTTP proxy, because they block all outgoing port 80 traffic. The HTTP proxy logs all traffic which is then sent to our deans and hall directors, as well as kept on record forever. In addition, it blocks such disgusting websites as Ebaumsworld, and hackaday (hacking is illegal, kids). It can be loads of fun trying to get programs without proxy support to work. We also get AIM file transfer (for my non-geek friends from home) disabled, along with bittorrent and pretty much every non HTTP protocol. They even have a packet shaper which detects traffic on the wrong ports and blocks it, so forget about using a proxy. Internet access at schoool can be much worse than at a workplace... Thank the gods for PGP and dial-up!

    1. Re:Try a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      But I bet you they let DNS through...
      http://freshmeat.net/projects/nstx/

    2. Re:Try a University by ndansmith · · Score: 1

      Kyrie Eleison! Christe Eleison!

    3. Re:Try a University by froschmann · · Score: 1

      Heh, this may be useful. Thanks.

    4. Re:Try a University by Gryle · · Score: 1

      Pink Floyd's Brick in the Wall never seemed more appropriate...

      --
      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not entirely sure about the universe - Einstein
    5. Re:Try a University by SleepyHappyDoc · · Score: 1

      If I'm understanding what you said, they log all HTTP traffic, and keep the logs forever? Holy smokes! Where do they keep it all? Even if a student only generated (for the sake of argument) 10k of log per day, when you multiply that by (again, say) 1000 students, at school for (say) 240 days a year (Sept to April), with logs kept for ten years (so far, and more years to come), you're looking at close to 23GB of nothing but HTTP logs. Wasteful.

      --
      Stasis is death. Embrace change.
    6. Re:Try a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since Christian schools try to model their curriculum on the life and teachings of Christ...when did Jesus tell his followers to put their head in the sand and hide from the outside world, even an electronic one?

    7. Re:Try a University by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, religion + Internet = badness in 90% of cases. There's that orthodox Jewish school that banned Internet access in students' homes outright, and required them to sign a waiver. There's yours. The list goes on. Religious people are afraid of the "evils" of the Internet. It's ridiculous, though--it would be the equivalent of making you run around in a plastic bubble so you couldn't "get into trouble".

    8. Re:Try a University by Professor+Bluebird · · Score: 1

      With the cost of storage these days, 23 GB really is not that much. And don't forget compression of the log files too.

    9. Re:Try a University by metamatic · · Score: 2, Funny

      They're probably scared he'll learn about SCIENCE.

      --
      GCHQ Quantum Insert installed. If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak
    10. Re:Try a University by dcapel · · Score: 1

      Have you tried tunneling SSH over the https port? I've played around with it at my high school, but its hardly worth it since they block no outgoing ports...

      --
      DYWYPI?
    11. Re:Try a University by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      If I'm understanding what you said, they log all HTTP traffic, and keep the logs forever? Holy smokes! Where do they keep it all? Even if a student only generated (for the sake of argument) 10k of log per day, when you multiply that by (again, say) 1000 students, at school for (say) 240 days a year (Sept to April), with logs kept for ten years (so far, and more years to come), you're looking at close to 23GB of nothing but HTTP logs. Wasteful.

      Bear in mind logfiles like that will compress at upwards of 20:1. 23G of raw logs would only be about a gig compressed.

    12. Re:Try a University by pintomp3 · · Score: 1

      i think the operative word in your post is "christian". most universities are pretty lax. i've worked at a couple and the idea of a proxy is laughable. professors wouldn't stand for it. education and free access to information go hand in hand. every single computer is on a public ip, no firewalls or anything. and in most schools, the users also have admin access. sounds like a recipe for distaster, i know. i don't think this is the exception either. the only restrictions we have are bandwidth throttles, and mac address blocking if you're machine is botted.

    13. Re:Try a University by PeterBrett · · Score: 1

      Our university does this too, to a certain extent -- for most users, all stuff has to go through an HTTP proxy behind a NAT, which kinda sucks, but they don't seem to be hugely fussed about checking what you're doing apart from that. I think it's mostly to reduce the chance of students' compromised boxes doing much damage.

      On the other hand, if you can convince the IT staff that you can keep your box secure, and that you need to use protocols other than HTTP, then you get totally unrestricted access to the 'net, with a public IP address registered with DNS.

      Of course, even then they monitor the university subnets for suspicious traffic (worm attacks, nmap scans, ping floods, etc), but that seems like a sensible security precaution to me.

  32. my employment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    general manager of a franchise location-- think 'mcdonalds' but it was not foodservice.

    chain (under the guise of 'uniformity' but really as a means to screw every last blood cent out of the franchisees) made mandatory for EVERY SITE in the flock a satellite internet connection, at $150.00 per month.

    prior to that, I'd been running on a consumer class verizon dsl account for 30 a month- for me only.

    of course, as soon as this high speed (incredible ping) service became mandatory, the owners refused to pay for the 30$ dsl

    ya know what- the franchise blocked among others, groups.google.com and refused to unblock any site on the forbidden list.
    with 4k locations total, they didn't care jack about one request, and there was no way to get it reversed.

  33. Re:This has been the status quo in DoD security fo by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

    Exactly. Eye-tee has figured out the same thing the government has figured out. Few dare question anything done in the name of security. And those few can be dealth with harshly. It's how they're going to turn corporate computing back into a priesthood.

    --
    I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
  34. You made me laugh. by catahoula10 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    " Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software. Today, my company's proxy server blocks access to: 'bad' web sites (such as Google Groups; our 'antivirus' software prevents our machines (even machines that host production applications) from carrying out legitimate functions, such as the sending of email via SMTP; and individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice,"

    Of course its out of hand. Companies, as well as individuals pay alot of money for computers. If we bought a car that needed patching every week to run properly it would be called a lemon. And we have lemon laws. If we bought a TV that needed to be patched every week to work properly we have a warantee to help resolve the issues with that product.

    While the computer itself works fine, its the OS and Applications that need constant patching. When the OS makers and Application sellers are held to the same standards as other products are, then maybe you will see your cost of doing buisness with computers go down.

    --
    This has been another valuable and informative opinion from:
    Catahoula!
    1. Re:You made me laugh. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      While the computer itself works fine, its the OS and Applications that need constant patching. When the OS makers and Application sellers are held to the same standards as other products are, then maybe you will see your cost of doing buisness with computers go down.

      More like it will go way, way up as software manufacturers raise prices to cover the costs of longer development cycles and legal liability and hardware manufacturers raise prices to cover the costs of certification and proper driver development (low-cost hardware and "free" software would most likely become unviable).

    2. Re:You made me laugh. by catahoula10 · · Score: 1


      More like it will go way, way up as software manufacturers raise prices to cover the costs of longer development cycles and legal liability and hardware manufacturers raise prices to cover the costs of certification and proper driver development (low-cost hardware and "free" software would most likely become unviable).

      Maybe retail prices will go up for awhile. But in the long run the free market will set the price. And if the guy next door can deliver a better product at a cheaper price then consumers will vote with their money.

      An analogy: Any new technology (like plasma televisions for an example)will be expensive when they are first made available to the public. But then economy of scale kicks in and prices go down.

      --
      This has been another valuable and informative opinion from:
      Catahoula!
    3. Re:You made me laugh. by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      Maybe retail prices will go up for awhile. But in the long run the free market will set the price. And if the guy next door can deliver a better product at a cheaper price then consumers will vote with their money.

      This does not mean the end result will be cheaper than the previous generations of "liability free" software.

      An analogy: Any new technology (like plasma televisions for an example)will be expensive when they are first made available to the public. But then economy of scale kicks in and prices go down.

      I don't think that's an appropriate analogy. This isn't about economies of scale, it's about fundamentally changing the processes of consumer-oriented computer software (and hardware) development. Sure, it would get cheaper compared to the costs of the initial change to "liable" software, but it's highly questionable if it would end up cheaper than "non liable" software was.

    4. Re:You made me laugh. by catahoula10 · · Score: 1

      "This does not mean the end result will be cheaper than the previous generations of "liability free" software."

      Well, i never mentioned "liability free". What i did mention is software makers being held to the same standard as the rest of the world regarding their product and its defects. Unless you do not think that constant patching of a product is a defect. And i do not mean the occasional patch, or the once/twice a year product update. I am talking patch after patch after patch just to make the product perform to a minimum standard of security.

      "I don't think that's an appropriate analogy. This isn't about economies of scale, it's about fundamentally changing the processes of consumer-oriented computer software (and hardware) development. Sure, it would get cheaper compared to the costs of the initial change to "liable" software, but it's highly questionable if it would end up cheaper than "non liable" software was.

      IMHO:
      It will be about economies of scale after prices stabalize from the additional R&D expences and the necessary change in "processes of consumer-oriented computer software".
      The software industry has recieved a free ride long enough. Its time for them to step up to the plate and make better software that does not need to go into the shop so often for repairs(patching).

      --
      This has been another valuable and informative opinion from:
      Catahoula!
  35. Local govt network admin here.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm the network admin for a small city government and I have to fight hand, tooth and nail to keep acceptable security practices in place. My users, and the senior management also, are constantly trying to get me to basically negate the most essential security because they'd rather have more convenience and if something goes wrong, then they don't give a rat's patootie that I'll be the one getting punished. The users keep wanting full routability from their desktop to the public Internet without any firewall in place, the senior management wants me to place a bunch of unprotected Windows servers onto the raw Internet outside the firewall, everyone complains about spam, and then when they finally get me the funding to buy a Barracuda, they have me configure it to let over half the spam blaze right thru it anyway. Oh, and when anything bad happens because I was ordered to bore a hole thru what's left of my firewall to satisfy some clerk's need for more convenience to access some ftp site or whatever, it suddenly becomes my fault for allowing our network to become vulnerable. And here's the clincher... one of our own desktop support techs got caught using one of the cops' computers to download a bunch of porn, that somehow became my fault too even though I am not permitted to have any authority over the police dept network security or access controls.

    It's tough when you are forced to bear all the responsibility, yet have no effective authority in matters of network security. I say give you network admins more power and authority... after all the company network (or govt org's network) is a business tool that was put in place for the purpose of conducting valid business, not for the users entertaining themselves on the Internet.

  36. Lock Down by tuba_ranger · · Score: 1

    You need to talk to my sys admin. Our corporate system is so locked down that it's next to impossible to get anything done! He enforces an insane level of "security" and wears it as a badge of honor that he is pissing off most of the workers; it shows he's doing a good job. It's an absolute pain in teh ass to work on our system.

  37. Times Change. by NetJunkie · · Score: 1

    Years ago people didn't lock their doors because everyone knew each other. Years ago you didn't need a firewall in many cases and these things weren't on your mind. Times change and you have to protect yourself.

    Many of the complaints in the submission sound like bad IT or mis-directed policy. AV might block a server from sending SMTP mail, but how is it supposed to know it's legit? The IT staff should be telling it which is legit. Users shouldn't be responsible in a corporate environment for patches and updates. That's the Network Group's job. They need to be making it as painless as possible for the end user. I don't expect my users to know about updates and patches and exploits. That's why my team is there.

    1. Re:Times Change. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Years ago people didn't lock their doors because everyone knew each other. Years ago you didn't need a firewall in many cases and these things weren't on your mind. Times change and you have to protect yourself.

      Heh, "lock your doors" if you want. Door locks are meaningless to a crowbar and one or two minutes of relatively quiet, easy work. Door locks do not protect windows. Deadbolts will just peel the side of the door off as they come out, if the door jam doesn't just fall off. People are just as secure as they ever were, but they watch too much Law and Order and televised "news" broadcasts and think the world is bristling with criminals.

  38. They were right. by lheal · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You should have simply rebooted to the XP side and run the updates. If you want the luxury of a dual-boot system, you should be willing to maintain both halves.

    My policy for dual-boot machines is this: No. You can have two machines. I'll get you two monitors you can use dual-head on each machine, a KVM, your own switch, and I'll even clean the goo off your keyboard. But I won't manage a dual boot machine, and I don't want them on my network.

    Why?

    • One side is always down, meaning network monitors need special work
    • Either both sides share one IP address, or each gets its own. Either figure out which one is running, or figure out which address to use.
    • It requires physical intervention (or extraordinary hacks) to reboot remotely to the other OS
    • I can't just wax the whole thing if something goes wrong
    • Rebooting implies root access for whoever is around
    • In short, they're a PITA
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    Raise your children as if you were teaching them to raise your grandchildren, because you are.
    1. Re:They were right. by bataras · · Score: 1, Insightful

      While I'm all for having 2 machines over 1 dual boot, I don't follow your logic points for why 2 machines are better for you as the IT person...

      * One side is always down, meaning network monitors need special work

      If you give the guy 2 machines, one side could still be "always" down as he may turn on only the one he needs while working. The fact that he can work now with a dual boot machine means exactly this.

      * Either both sides share one IP address, or each gets its own. Either figure out which one is running, or figure out which address to use.

      If you gave him 2 machines, you'd have probably 2 IPs as well. Though not necessarily if he has one in use at a time. Maybe he switched the single network cable allowed in his cube when he switches machines.

      * It requires physical intervention (or extraordinary hacks) to reboot remotely to the other OS

      Why would you be remotely rebooting his machine? And changing the lilo ini file (or windows boot.ini) to default to the other os before rebooting doesn't seem like an "extraordinary hack" anyway. I'm sure you're probably a couple of clicks away from a boot-to-other-OS script/tool too.

      * I can't just wax the whole thing if something goes wrong

      And if you gave him 2 machines, you -can- just wax the whole thing?

      * Rebooting implies root access for whoever is around

      But if you gave him 2 machines, you'd still need this implied root access to reboot them.

      * In short, they're a PITA

      I'm not quite conviced.

    2. Re:They were right. by bataras · · Score: 1

      I see about the root/reboot access, if your point is you don't want to have root access in order to reboot his systems. You don't need "root" to reboot windows. And your "IT" user account on his nix box can be given reboot ability without root. Though I concede having to reboot at all in order to get at the other system is overhead that 2 machines doesn't have.

    3. Re:They were right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but it doesn't matter what the OS is, if you have physical access to reboot it, you also have physical access to do anything you want with it, including get root. So really with two machines you can get twice as much root as with a dual boot. In the end the guy who want to deploy two machines wants to spend $600+ for a second machine for his own convinence.

    4. Re:They were right. by aaronl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your dual boot would require all sorts of special circumstance things. If you're maintaining hundreds or thousands of machines, having a few that you can't just use your tools for creates problems. Having to reboot a machine means having to log into your machine special and wait for it to come around. The more people do it, the more unreasonable it gets.

      The two machine situation is much easier to deal with. Send everything a WOL packet, wait for them to boot, do your work. Or just set policy that machines don't get turned off, if you like.

      Remember, that is *not* your computer. It's the company computer that they let you use. You play by their rules... complain, find other work, whatever, but if you want to mess around, do it at home.

      I would rather deal with VMWare than with dual-boot. I would rather still to have two machines at the desk. It is the easiest of all available options for having two OS's at one desk.

      ---

      You see, one of a two machine setup will not always be down, as you can have both on at the same time. With dual-boot, you have no choice, one *must* be down at all times.

      You get different IPs for different ethernet addresses. You have two machines with two network cards, so you have two IPs, simple as that. This is not a problem. From administrative standpoint, two IPs is easy to deal with. You just include both in your management software and away you go. One machine with two OS's doesn't work this way.

      You *would* be remotely rebooting the machine. It is absolutely asinine to think that you would go to each machine in person. It would take weeks to get a single update deployed in most corporate settings if you did that. If you have to write some silly set of scripts to do things, you now have a nonstandard setup. You can't manage that machine as a UNIX box or a Windows box; you have to make a special group for all Linux machines, BSD machines, Solaris machines, etc, and then *another* set of special groups for every combination of those.

      If the person has two machines, you have the standard Windows image and the standard Linux (or whatever) image. You drop whichever is appropriate onto the broken machine. The user should never have critical data only stored on the workstation.

    5. Re:They were right. by starfishsystems · · Score: 2, Insightful
      My policy for dual-boot machines is this: No.

      Realistically, it seems like there are really two ways to go here. Either build an environment in which all elements can be rigorously locked down and validated, or be prepared to contain the effects of allowing people to attach foreign equipment such as laptops or other systems that they maintain to their own standards.

      Security comes down to defining the conditions of ownership and trust at each point in the computing environment. That's something agreed at the policy level, but then enforced through all the technical mechanisms we know and love.

      So you're right to talk about policy, but try to step up one level of abstraction. From a policy perspective, a dual boot system and a laptop are both examples of foreign, volatile equipment. If you forbid one, it makes no sense to allow the other. If you allow either, somebody has to fund the additional risk containment.

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    6. Re:They were right. by gedhrel · · Score: 1

      That's one day of his time. Probably worth it.

  39. Sorry to sound Republican here by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    but employers do have a right to dictate what happens on their own property. (Although some employers are abusing this right now to dictate what happens on their employers' property, which must be stopped and soon.)

    Any employee computer activity on the job, especially internet activity, is a potential liability for the company, and if you browse to the wrong site you can get hit with spyware, cookies, etc. that could compromise the security of the network. Get nailed with a keylogger cookie and all your intellectual property could be stolen.

    One day the employees are playing Unreal Tournament 2004 online. The next day it could be this.

    Now, honestly, I feel bad about saying all that because I've lived through dialup and I loved to use my high speed access at work before I got my blazing high speed cable modem. But this is the reality of things. Employee optimization, as it is called, can save an employer from FBI raids, massive RIAA litigation, IP theft, and other horrors.

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  40. How about accounts and passwords? by antdude · · Score: 1

    How about too many accounts and strict passwords? That part drives me nuts.

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  41. Unplug, people. by ubiquitin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Security has very little to do with updating your virus definitions hourly, and everything to do with knowing when to just unplug the box and find another way to get the job done. What's your risk model? Point granted: the network is a demanding mistress. But fortunately, everyday risk is often handled best by the simplest of means. Stop instant messaging the person one cubicle owner, and get to know your local coffeeshop owner. Or neighborhood banker.

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  42. "B A L A N C E BALANCE!" (Sean Connery, Highlande by meregistered · · Score: 1

    Hey Cliff

    My opinion is based on 10 years as a computer professional. I have predominantly performed some level or type of support working with end users. Which means I may be a little biased.

    My opinion:
    It is important that there is a balance between security and freedom. The best balance maximizes productivity.
    "FREEDOM!"(Mel Gibbson, Bravehart)
    On one side we have the users freedom to do whatever they want. This can and will cause hits to productivity in a number of ways. It's my opinion that the most significant of these ways is the productivity hit of viruses, spyware, and problems caused by the install of unapproved programs.

    SECURITY (sorry can't think of a qoute)
    On the security side productivity can be hampered by having to go through red tape to do your job, having to get special permission for important job related functions, or simply limiting your otherwise boundless resources.

    After seeing and experiencing what I have I beleive the best is to provide all protection possible that doesn't limit freedom. Then make policies regarding misuse of the equipment. Create limitations as needed based on abuses that decrease productivity (if everyone is using internet radio they won't stop and it is hurting network bandwidth start blocking those sites or services).

    Good luck.

  43. It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You're upset over your access to the Interent?

    We have no e-mail, no web access, no ftp, nothing. We have no networking at all!

    I work on a combat vessel. None of our systems are networked -- at all. The Commander won't allow it. We're defending a civilian fleet and every member of our enemy forces, literally every one, knows enough about computers that they could infect any of our systems with some of the nastiest computer viruses you've ever seen. The XO, on one occasion, allowed them to network a few computers to calculate our course so we could catch up to the rest of the fleet and it resulted in a firewall weak enough for the enemy to penetrate the system. They almost brought down all the systems on the entire vessel. At one point (the start of the recent hostilities), a number of our fighters were completely disabled and taken out by the enemy because their onboard computers were targeted, knocked offline, and the fighters left defenseless and were picked off one by one.

    So if you're complaining about having to deal with web proxies and firewalls, be happy you're not serving on our ship.

    1. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have no e-mail, no web access, no ftp, nothing. We have no networking at all!

      Then how, pray tell, did you post this?


      I work on a combat vessel. None of our systems are networked -- at all. The Commander won't allow it. We're defending a civilian fleet and every member of our enemy forces, literally every one, knows enough about computers that they could infect any of our systems with some of the nastiest computer viruses you've ever seen. The XO, on one occasion, allowed them to network a few computers to calculate our course so we could catch up to the rest of the fleet and it resulted in a firewall weak enough for the enemy to penetrate the system. They almost brought down all the systems on the entire vessel. At one point (the start of the recent hostilities), a number of our fighters were completely disabled and taken out by the enemy because their onboard computers were targeted, knocked offline, and the fighters left defenseless and were picked off one by one.


      Oh hey, yeah, I saw that movie!

    2. Re:It could be worse... by Gryle · · Score: 1

      How are you posting?

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    3. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're all fucking retarded.

    4. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How are you posting?

      Commander Adama let me off on leave.

      Funny how that post got modded interesting -- could someone have actually missed the reference?

    5. Re:It could be worse... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      > Oh hey, yeah, I saw that movie!
      It evolved into a series too =)

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    6. Re:It could be worse... by PGillingwater · · Score: 1

      Mod parent as funny +1, with another +1 for the BSG reference.

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    7. Re:It could be worse... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BA, BSc, MBA, RHCE, CISM, CISSP, CEO

      Is the BSc for Bronze Swimming Certificate, like it is with Arnold Rimmer?

  44. I've worked at both extremes ... by Empty+Yo · · Score: 1
    Company A - People in the office downloading music, chat programs, games, etc. to the HDDs of their workstations and causing general havoc. All PCs running Win98 on archaic machines even though the company was a 'tech company' and the PCs were over five years out of date. No patches applied automatically - applied when PC is 'sick'. Several multiple day issues with virii requiring re-imaging of desktops to fix.

    Company B - XP Pro locked down so tightly that we can do browsing, email and that's it. No virii in 2 years that I've seen or known about. Patches done to all workstations in a two week window.

    The staff in company B are more productive, less distracted and have significantly more uptime, so I think the heightened security is a good thing.

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  45. "B A L A N C E BALANCE!" (Sean Connery, Highlander by meregistered · · Score: 1

    (Whoops should have been Highlander (with an R))

  46. Why it's stupid by Gorimek · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The stupid part of the story (as told by the poster) is that these IT "professionals" didn't seem to understand that Linux is incompatible with XP.

    Why are people who don't comprehend - or can't communicate - this employed in an IT organization??

    Had they just explained things the way you explain them in your post, there would be no problem.

    1. Re:Why it's stupid by SilverspurG · · Score: 1

      In their eyes his computer was broken. I'm sure they would've been more than happy to help him file the request to have his machine repaired by an IT approved reinstallation of the OS.

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    2. Re:Why it's stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir are an idiot.

      You look at a business from a technical perspective only disregarding the need for standardisation and controll of what's in the company's network and the company's machine (not the posters machine, it is the company's).

      So doing something to this machine that obviously disrupts the business' means of keeping things up to date is a security issue and a business issue.

      The poster should have been fired on the spot, just like many other wannebe experts that install "better' software on machines which aren't there. These peopel seem to forget the nature of the business they're in. If youm can't ahndle that, find another job....

    3. Re:Why it's stupid by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

      The stupid part of the story (as told by the poster) is that these IT "professionals" didn't seem to understand that Linux is incompatible with XP.

      I've sometimes been answering to support calls and there are end users who say that they have linux just because corporate version of XP pro don't look like their home XP. And IT staff saw from their directory that he had a standard Windows that had on some point logged on to network. And it wasn't patched.

      If you are not able to convince them that you know what you are doing and explain it instead of hunging up, stop complaining.

  47. Re:Security is Good on Paper by jabella · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, security is most definitely being used as the stick to beat end-users down as far as 'distractions' go. I have had the fortunate experience to work for a company where the motto is:

    "It's the result that matters."

    If you spend time on slashdot or other forums during the day that's ok (and most definitely not filtered) -- but at the end of the month you have XYZ to get done. If you get it done by working nights / weekends that's your prerogative. Flexibility like this is one of the reasons why we've had zero turnover in my department in almost 5 years.

    The tighter companies restrict internet usage and employee behavior, the less personally attached to the company (and their work) the people get, at least in my experience. Companies with fanatic employees can do great things. Companies with people that feel oppressed are just places to work.

    The first problem you mentioned is what we always call 'management by magazine.' Some exec saw something on cnn / in a magazine / at his country club and wants to know what it's not being run. Thankfully most executives are adverse to spending money -- and in this case it's usually a good way to end some of the ideas they bring to the table.

    Speaking of the idea of 'having something just to have it' -- I think this is a problem that's being pushed along by things like SOX / PCI / CISP / and other compliance programs. "We're required to have intrusion detection" so people get out a checkbook and make rash decisions just to put a check in a column.

  48. Patches by vijayiyer · · Score: 1

    I am probably one of the only mac users on a large (50000+ employees) network. I practically daily messages about patches, reboots, viruses, malware, etc. from corporate IT. I ignore them, and simply keep my computer up to date via Software Update. Ironically, my computer being on the network technically violates IT policy. If I were to follow IT policy, I wouldn't get work done. Why can't IT leave people alone, especially in technical (engineering) environments?

    1. Re:Patches by rts008 · · Score: 1

      Because YOU people won't leave our network and boxes alone!

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  49. Education too by ndansmith · · Score: 1

    I have run into this problem at my college as well. Virtually every port is closed except those needed fot http, https, ftp, and smtp. I cannot use RDP, SSH, or VNC to check on my servers at home or at work. Frankly, with better security implementation they could allow these services to students without compromising themselves too much. I think it is mostly just the higher-ups in the college who are all concerned about "piracy" and hackers.

  50. White Elephants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a timely question. I have never seen so much time and effort spent on defensive measures that have no value other than to keep machines from being completely useless. Anti spyware. Anti virus. Bureaucratic hoops. Authoritarian policy smackdowns. Network restrictions. The sad thing is, it's not entirely unjustified. Without these measures, and even with them, we spend countless hours repairing the damage caused by viruses and other malware. So much time, money, and effort just to keep the ship from completely sinking. It's absolutely pathetic.

    I spent some time talking to a guy who runs an IT department for an organization that almost exclusively uses Macs. They have no such problems. Stuff just works. My linux machines likewise just work, as do my BSD boxes.

    I don't care if it's because MS products are inherently less secure, or if they just happen to be the biggest target. The obvious truth that so many people want to sweep under the rug is that MS products are one big rip roaring pain in the ass to maintain. I am so absolutely sick of MS apologists hiding behind Gartner group PR in an effort to promote this continuing assault on everyone's productivity. "More policies" they say. "More anti-this and anti-that! Stricter controls! Take people off of the network! Limit their use of the network!" On and on and on. If you have a rabid dog, don't wrap yourself up in blankets and swallow your medicine cabinet! Git rid of the git! Could anything be more obvious?!

    It's about time someone got fired for buying Microsoft. Really. The people who are promoting Microsoft are wasting your company's money. They are wasting people's time. It's coming out of your pocket.

  51. Except for extreme overzealousness... by kadathseeker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    really, the only people that aren't a security risk without security disabled can easily get around it, if they need (or want...) to. The average luser will cause more problems than this security will. The key to this though, is punishment of those who circumvent security. At my school, I regularly aid even teachers in getting freemail access, around the filter, etc. They trust me because they know I'm smart enough to do this, and not do anything stupid with my 'superpowers'. Most of them are well aware that the security there is bad and the IT staff unskilled (with few exceptions) enough that if I really had ill will in my heart there's not much they could do to stop or even catch me. My cousin's school used to be like this, but then a new administrator came along and changed the rules. My cousin was found using a proxy that SOMEONE ELSE had once, A YEAR AGO, used to look at ONE pr0n site and was suspended for a week (and grounded). The biggest irony is that he used the proxy to get to a site he NEEDED for his assignment. I don't hate stupid people (everyone is stupid in some ways) but everyone hates having an idiot in charge and being unable to avoid their work. With a bad restaraunt, you can go elsewhere, with a bad leader, your options are limited (esp. when you don't get a say in determining the leader).

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    The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. - William Gibson
  52. SSH by feenberg · · Score: 1

    A few years ago we had to put an ssh server on the telnet port, because one of our users was at the Federal Reserve Board, whose security committee hadn't approved outbound access to ssh servers on the usual port! In a telephone conversation with me, their security person suggested I turn on the telnet server at my end, and said that he had read about security issues with ssh that discouraged them from allowing it!

    Lots (not all) IT security is just dumb rules of thumb with no analysis or understanding. Lots of IT staff don't think the other employees have work to do, and don't mind interfering with their efforts. As the years go by, management will become more experienced at understanding who is a blowhard and who knows what they are talking about. But it will take time.

    1. Re:SSH by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      SSH is typically blocked because it is very easy to tunnel ports, either intentionally (bypassing proxy server) or unintentionally (for example, user didn't disable x-windows forwarding).

  53. Not a problem with technology. by CyricZ · · Score: 0, Troll

    That's not a problem with technology. That's a problem with a legal system that's feeble against protecting free speech and free expression.

    So what if you're looking at hardcore pornography at work? It's of no concern to any coworker of yours who might happen to notice while he or she is walking. Of course, your manager may get angry at you for wasting company time. But nothing about the act of you looking at midgets sucking on horse cock, for instance, is truly harmful to anyone.

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    1. Re:Not a problem with technology. by ZenShadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You seem to forget two things:

      (a) Freedom cuts both ways. People have freedom of expression, and people have the freedom of employees to prevent themselves from being exposed to porn in the workplace. If you're looking at porn at work, you're taking the latter right away from all your coworkers. Which do you take away: the right that one person enjoys, or the right that many people enjoy? Perhaps a poor explanation, but the principle is valid.

      (b) The workplace is not a free environment. You are working for someone, on THEIR property. What you do on your own time is your own business. What you do on company property is very much the company's business.

      Freedom does not mean "I can do whatever the hell I want, whenever the hell I want, wherever the hell I want," at least if it is to be applied to more than one person.

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    2. Re:Not a problem with technology. by CyricZ · · Score: 1

      a) Your coworker has no business looking at your screen. He or she should be doing their own work, and should not be snooping on you. It isn't a case of somebody being loud, for instance. The viewer has the option of 1) not looking in the first place, 2) turning away, 3) ignoring the pornography, or even 4) enjoying it.

      b) Like I said, had you read my post, it is perfectly fine for one's manager to object to such activity. If somebody isn't working at work while they're supposed to be working, the of course it is acceptable for the firm to take action against them. But that has nothing to do with what they were actually looking at; it just has to do with the fact that they were doing something other than work.

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    3. Re:Not a problem with technology. by ZenShadow · · Score: 1

      a) Your coworker has no business looking at your screen. He or she should be doing their own work, and should not be snooping on you. It isn't a case of somebody being loud, for instance. The viewer has the option of 1) not looking in the first place, 2) turning away, 3) ignoring the pornography, or even 4) enjoying it.


      You have apparently never worked in cubeville.

      Pr0n is considered indecent in most of the civilized world. Get over it. Whack off at home, man, don't do it where I might accidentally see you.

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    4. Re:Not a problem with technology. by scdeimos · · Score: 1

      Ordinarily I'd agree with you, except for:

      (a) What if you're working for a company like Playboy or Penthouse, or others more risque? Porn is expected to be on your screen since it's a function of the workplace.

      (b) Not everybody's working on company-owned hardware. When our company got the bright idea of upgrading everyone to LCD screens they wanted to take away my two 19-inch CRT's and give me a single budget-priced 17" LCD. This was idiotic, but I was told that if I wanted anything better I'd have to buy it myself, so now I have two 20" LCD's on my desk that I bought myself and claim on tax as a work-related expense.

    5. Re:Not a problem with technology. by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (a) We actually have an area where I currently work that is explicitly setup for NSFW content... because that's actually part of their job. They have to sign a bunch of waivers, I think there's even a psych test involved, and it's in a secured area of the building with nothing facing windows or the entry doors. 'tis an odd environment to be around.

      (b) Funny... A large place I worked at actually had policies against personal equipment at work, partially for situations like this.

      We required that all equipment is ours... bring your own stuff in, get a warning. If it's still hooked up after a reasonable period of time (hour or so depending) you get one more chance. After that, you are taking it out, along with the rest of your stuff and your last paycheck.

    6. Re:Not a problem with technology. by Noer · · Score: 1

      I can understand that for anything with storage - laptop, external hard drive, usb drive; ANYTHING that would compromise security. But a monitor? What if someone has a preference for a keyboard that's more comfortable? where does it end? Firing someone for having a wrist support? A trackball instead of a mouse?

      OH NOES! Someone has a TRACKBALL and a BIG MONITOR! FIRE THEM!

      the basic theme of this is that draconian and over-wrought corporate policies do little more than annoy employees and make them think less, overall, of corporate policy in general (and thus more likely to circumvent it when it _does_ matter).

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    7. Re:Not a problem with technology. by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      > But a monitor?

      Yeah, I think the logic was one of liability...
      What if it gets stolen or broken at the office, we don't want to appear responsible for having to replace it...
      What if it catches on fire... it wasn't approved by us, so you're much more liable.
      What if it doesn't comply with whatever safety standards are set at the organization?
      What if it was stolen property to begin with... now we have to spend money/time defending ourselves.

      I know there were more scenarios, but I try not to rack my brain too hard on this stuff. Starts to hurt =-)

    8. Re:Not a problem with technology. by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Where I used to work people were told they were not allowed to bring their own fans in (was in a heat wave and for some stupid reason the heaters were still on as it was March).

      Anyway the reason we were told was because of the fire risk to untested electrical equipment. But we did bitch enough to get management to buy us a bunch of fans, one per 3/4 employess (sat in banks of 3/4 and not in cubicles so this kinda worked). We still brought our own ones in though ;)

    9. Re:Not a problem with technology. by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Funny - just the opposite happened to me at an employer.

      Picture working in a call center in the middle of Summer (90 deg F outside) and we had a wind-chill factor INSIDE... People where covered in blankets and wearing gloves. Management complained to the building owner that the cooling was way too much. They brought in an engineer that setup historical temp boxes. Showed the cooling was right on and couldn't figure out why we where all cold - called us crazy and walked away.

      2 weeks later, space heaters and electric blankets started piling up inside. The building owner threatened to cut cords on anything they found plugged in but did agree to call in other engineers. They brought in a PhD from a local school. After 20 minutes of looking over the data from the last engineer, a look at the building plans and a quick walk around, he said he would tell them what the problem was, but he wanted to bring in classes to show them how things that look right are not.

      Turns out, the air ducts where misplaced in all the wrong spots with too many intakes. This caused sweeping wind-chills from one end of the call center to the other.

    10. Re:Not a problem with technology. by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      I'd love to know how much money these morons spent doing studies to solve a problem that any sensible person would have solved by turning down the thermostat.

    11. Re:Not a problem with technology. by dclydew · · Score: 1

      Free Speech and Free expression is a personal right, protected by the federal government. It protects you from getting killed or tossed in jail by the government. It does not, in any way, protect you in your workplace. I find it astounding that so many Americans (regrettably they generally align themselves with Democrats), think that freedom of speech means that they have the right to say whatever, wherever and no one can do anything. That's not how it works. All it means is that the government isn't supposed to bother you, it says nothing about employers. Your employer has the freedom to hire and fire people, based on whatever criteria he/she decides (in many states). If you offend your coworkers, they have the freedom to fire you.

      No company owes you a job.

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    12. Re:Not a problem with technology. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what happens when one of my accounts brings in a monitor, then the damn thing breaks, we have no warranty or support on it, I have to run around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to find them a replacement because its the middle of close, and oh we just sent out our last spare from inventory and our standard monitor is back-ordered from CDW and ...

      Its a slipper slope. You have to take a hard line. If you want a piece of equipment that isn't approved, you go through the proper channels to HAVE it approved. Its really fucking simple. You ask your boss, its brought up at the next tech meeting, and 99.9999% of the time approved (eg - I want a different mouse, I want a wrist pad, but not I want an LCD monitor because it looks cool and takes up less space).

    13. Re:Not a problem with technology. by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Building was owned by Tyco - that should explain it.

    14. Re:Not a problem with technology. by Sarisar · · Score: 1

      Our building was rented from someone else and THEY controlled the thermostat and we weren't allowed to change it, so when it got really hot in march two years back they had expected colder weather and had the heater on. I'm guessing that they couldn't be bothered to pay someone to come down to change the thermostat (and yes probably in a locked room no-one else had access to)

  54. Basics by schnibitz · · Score: 1

    It is imporant to get the basics, and most of the basics can be taken care of by IT. If done properly won't impact the user at all. "What about passwords?" you might ask. The most insecure thing at most companies will always be the user. The best thing to do is be sure that no normal user has access to everything; every record, every file, every database . . . This will limit a lot of damage. I tend to believe user education is a waste of time too. It isn't a user's job to worry about this stuff, and the fact that we have poorly designed OS's isn't their fault. Other than these issues, most security-related issues can be taken care of behind the scenes.

    BTW not sure why your company is mandating manual patching versus implementing Windoz Update Services (WUS). Computers patch and reboot VERY early in the morning, and the user doesn't have any choice in the matter. I have never had problems with this procedure BTW.

    -Schnibitz

    1. Re:Basics by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      BTW not sure why your company is mandating manual patching versus implementing Windoz Update Services (WUS). Computers patch and reboot VERY early in the morning, and the user doesn't have any choice in the matter. I have never had problems with this procedure BTW.

      You've never had a problem with a patch breaking something? At the very least any competent admin would test the patch on a test box before pushing out corporate-wide. Pushing out pathes without testing is lazy and reckless.

      --
      See my journal for slashdot ID's by year. Mine created in 2005. http://slashdot.org/journal/289875/slashdot-ids-by-year
    2. Re:Basics by jonwil · · Score: 1

      Any company large enough that doesnt use windows software update services to automatically push patches (and only the patches IT actually wants to push) to the machines automatically is stupid.

    3. Re:Basics by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      Pushing patches via SMS/WSUS != pushing patches w/o testing.

      The company I work for is set up with WSUS for the vast majority of our end-users. Typically, the desktop support folks can download patches, test them on a suite of test machines (one for each core load of software), package the patches, send out announcements to the known exception sites, and push the patches out in 48 hours. It is uncommon for it to take more than an additional two days before we've got 85% patch propegation, and that's with 30-40k systems being patched. Servers take a couple days longer, but that's more of an effect of change controls and planned outages for reboots than anything, and you'd better believe that those patches are tested first.

      Contrary to what you'd be lead to think by reading /., the days of the NT4 patches that brick systems are pretty much past. Since we instituted the above system 2-3 years ago, I am unaware of any patch that made it through testing and broke a bunch of machines. Those systems that did go non-responsive from a patch were typically loaded with software that was unauthorized, unsupported, and unnecessary (from a business standpoint).

  55. Re:Security is Good on Paper by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
    Oftentimes management will hand down edicts based on something they've heard or read or even something a customer
    ...
    They may not understand why or how the security measure is preventing legitimate work from getting done.
    That's because, in case you haven't noticed, management does not do any legitimate work.
  56. Did you ever use USENET? by CyricZ · · Score: 1

    Have you ever used USENET? Many of the comp.* groups are quite active, and many are a prime source for information concerning IT-related issues. If you want help, that's the place to go. You'll often get a quick answer, often from somebody with a high level of expertise.

    --
    Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
    1. Re:Did you ever use USENET? by glowworm · · Score: 1

      Between 85 and 94 I did - quite a bit

      If google created a parallel censored version for business use - say text-only for the comp, sci, etc groups then it would be worth looking at again until then... Not on my network. Too easy to abuse!

      --
      Orationem pulchram non habens, scribo ista linea in lingua Latina
  57. Large defense contractor by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    I develop display software for US military aircraft. IT wants the company to switch from UNIX boxes (Suns) to Windows. Need I say it sucks? Windows screws up the case in filenames. The machines aren't set up to carry your environment from one box to another. They have to be rebooted at least every couple of days. There's so much useless crap loaded at boot that they've already consumed 300MBs of RAM before you log on. Then when they are running they're constantly probed by the mother ship. We have the blocked URLs and crappy internet access but I can live with that. They upgraded all the machines from W2K to XP but didn't bother to get compatible applications. I can't run Outlook and my Xserver at the same time. Guess which one doesn't get run? Then there's the phone system.....

  58. Our corporate security policy by saboola · · Score: 1

    We have pretty much no security policies where I work, and as such really no security problems that I could see. Just my $.02 === Your PC has been infected by SPYWARE! You need Ultra Spyware Removal 6000 to fully optimize your PC for the internet! Download now at www.ultraspywareremoval6000.cx and get started today! ===

  59. Security Theatre by dpilot · · Score: 1

    (term coined by Bruce Schneier, AFAIK)

    What bothers me more than the company turning down the screws to secure things is when they turn down the screws to secure things, without really accomplishing that end. I certainly won't disagree with a software maintenance policy, for Windows, Linux, and everything else. Nor will I disagree with firewalls and enforcing company policies across them.

    But if I were to tell some of the more boneheaded things that are ALSO done, and the holes obliviously left open, you'd either know where I work, or how to crack the place.

    --
    The living have better things to do than to continue hating the dead.
  60. Futile arms race. by BlackSabbath · · Score: 1

    I work for a company which has a very restrictive policy. All PCs are centrally managed, monitored, patches are remotely applied, internet access is very strict (only ports 80, 443 outbound allowed). All access is via corporate proxy server with layer 7 filtering. Every outbound access is logged.
    However, despite these measures I can still use JAP or Tor to access any site. I can still ssh (via ProxyTunnel) to my home PC over port (my sshd runs on port 443). Basically, it just means I have to go through hoops to get stuff done.
    I understand that these measures are aimed at the non-geeks - the same people who have spyware infested PCs at home (and aren't even aware of it). However for geeks in the I.T. dept like myself, it is just a futile arms race which can never be won by either side.

  61. Productivity of compromised system by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    What is the productivity of a system full of spyware/viruses? Usually, just about zero.

    If you can restore a system in a matter of minutes (deep freeze), then maybe it's not such a big deal to have a secure system. But if it takes an hour or a day, then its a bigger deal.

  62. Another Stupid Kar-Komputer Komparison by CDMA_Demo · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    • The reasons there are driving rules is because kars kan KILL people!!! Komputer security is mainly about defending ourselves from other komputer users!
    • If your kar is speeding a kop kan chase you down and give you a tikket!
    • You have a kourt where you kan go with your tikket and fight the tikket!
    • You drive your kar so much because there are bigger and better highways, and that means you need better tires!
    • You lokk your kar because anyone kan drive your kar anywhere and there are so many kars that noone can point out a stolen kar!
    • You can get away with your kar after a theft!
    • People die in kar accidents!

    Some kuestions for u:

    1. How will u break speed limits in your komputer?
    2. How kan u kill someone with your komputer? (other than hitting them on the head)
    3. How kan u put a steering lokk in your komputer?

    As car thefts become a norm, we must lock our cars, when that's not enough, we need to put on the steering lock, alarm, then immobalizer, and now the security datadot. However, I think overall we do benefit from the introduction of vehicles.

    I kan't wait for the day when komputer theft bekomes a "norm". So much for an insightful komment!!!!
    1. Re:Another Stupid Kar-Komputer Komparison by Stargoat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I work in a bank. If we fuck up IT security, someone loses a lot of money. The only place more stressful is a hospital. Someone fucks up IT security there, people die.

      IT security was a bit of a joke 7 years ago. It isn't funny any more.

      --
      Hoist Number One and Number Six.
    2. Re:Another Stupid Kar-Komputer Komparison by dclydew · · Score: 1

      Preach it Brother.

      I remember when I was the rarely consulted "hacker" who sat in a lab and played, until there was an issue. Now I have so many projects, deadlines and critical assessments that I'm working 40+ hours and have no lab time.

      --
      Get a life, not a lifestyle. - Hikem Bey
    3. Re:Another Stupid Kar-Komputer Komparison by Mark-Allen · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      Having worked for a Swiss bank, even its internal security was extremely good. The few times I have forgotten my pass, I needed to have the security people at the front door issue me a new one. Now, I've been working there for about 3 years, and all the sec people know me on-sight, by name. Yet they must bring up my security profile on their PCs, double-check by asking an obscure question that only I know the answer and then, and only then, will they issue a temporary pass for the day.

      In addition, to get to some of the system rooms I needed to pass 6 security pass points:

      - front door - security guards, passcard
      - entry to secure entry - use pass card, checked by security guard
      - entry to secure zone - use passcard and fingerprint to go through a door for only one person at a time, checked by security guard
      - elevator to secure zone 5 - use passcard
      - entry to secure zone 5a - use passcard
      - entry to system room - use passcard to go through a door for only one person at a time


      The difficulty, although well warranted, led my team member and I to design our systems (400 Citrix servers) to be completely managed remotely. The time to just go down to push a button or type on the keyboard was considerable.

      I remember the first time we had to move the servers into the server room. There were about 25 pizza-boxes on a trolly that couldn't go into the room since it was a 'raised-floor'. So we used the trolly to block the door open while we moved the servers in. After about 3 minutes there was an alarm beeping for a minute or so, which we figured was the door alarm. It went off, so we continued moving the servers into the room.

      A minute later, two security guards appeared to check. They asked us why we left the door open since that set off the alarm. Next, they asked us for our passcards, called in on telephone to the main security center to confirm we could be here in this specific room. Afterwards they mentioned not to leave the door open since the alarm goes off. We said ok and finished the job.

      Now, these were the same guards that saw us pass into the secure area a few minutes earlier, so it was obvious we were ok to be there. But they double-checked again.

      Two weeks later it happened again, while moving in another batch of servers. And a minute later the guards were there, double-checked our passes. But this time, a warning was sent to our manager. Ouch.

      But all in all, it was a wonderful (and safe) learning experience.

      --
      If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the question.
  63. Sounds just like my school district... by martinultima · · Score: 0

    Apparently the guys at my school district all want to kill me or something. I remember just a couple years ago, you could get away with just about anything – now they've got a proxy server that blocks everything, even my own Linux system / school project, and (anti-)virus software that never stops running. All the control panels have been locked down, you can't even access the Task Manager or lock your screen to keep other people from using it. And of course they're always spying on us me, too – they think I'm some trying to take them down all because I managed to use an SSH tunnel to pass through to my own machine to work on a LEGITIMATE SCHOOL PROJECT.

    Hmm, if that isn't overzealous security I don't know what is.

    --
    Creative misinterpretation is your friend.
    1. Re:Sounds just like my school district... by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      If you were setting up SSH tunnels, I'd get pissed off too. That's called a backdoor into the network from an outside untrusted computer. If I found you knowingly violated an established computer-use policy, I'd read you the riot act then I'd ask you to define your needs and see what could be arranged.

      From my experience, it's the guys who know enough to be dangerous, but not enough to do it safely, that cause most of the security incidents. If you're in a larger environment, the IT guys can't easily distinguish between the idiots trying to bypass the proxy server to surf porn and the savvy users trying to get to an external system for real work. They are forced to treat everyone the same. Now if someone came to me ahead of time with a legitimate request that didn't pose an unacceptable risk, I probably would let you tunnel into your home system. I would ask you to prove you have acceptable firewalling and security on your home systems of course.

    2. Re:Sounds just like my school district... by Theatetus · · Score: 1
      If you were setting up SSH tunnels, I'd get pissed off too. That's called a backdoor into the network from an outside untrusted computer.

      Did you read his post? Outbound ports 80 and 443 were allowed. If *any* outbound TCP ports are allowed, ssh tunnels are allowed.

      This gets to one of my pet peeves: the illusion of security by port-restriction. People forget that well-known port assignments are nothing more than convention. TCP port 80 does *not* mean http. TCP port 53 does *not* mean DNS XFR. You can only prevent remote attacks by limiting listening services on individual hosts. More to the point, if you allow any non-proxied outbound traffic, you are allowing all non-proxied outbound traffic. You just may not realize it.

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      All's true that is mistrusted
  64. Over agressive Spam filters by creamandchives · · Score: 1
    No one seems to have even mentioned Spam filters yet. I am finding these increasingly disruptive in my regular work related communications. It's bad enough that my work email (from a respectable domain name) is immediately spam trapped by yahoo accounts, but it is even worse when I simply don't receive email from clients or partner companies because the spam filter has eradicated the email!

    What's more, unlike the useful free accounts such as gmail and yahoo that often put suspect mail into a spam box, I have no access or knowledge of what the spam filter is destroying - so emails aren't received, customers get cranky and information is lost, time is wasted. I'm sure there must be others who feel the pain of spam filters both at work and home.

    1. Re:Over agressive Spam filters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in the graphic arts field and do a lot of work with designers who work for the entertainment industry. It is my job to procure the things that they are looking for to complete their lithographed piece.

      Remember "American Beauty". They wanted to have the rose pedals serve as the peanuts to protect the VHS tape that was being sent out to the Oscar screeners.

      Ok, so where the heck to start to find 500 lbs of rose petals?

      Why Google of course. [Found them - but designer changed mind and project died]

      Now I am working under a filter that blocks access to any site that mentions pr0n, dregs, or bet ting. You'd be amazed at the number of straight arrow sites that this dam filter won't let me access.

      So when I get home tonite you can bet I'm gonna place a large order for pr0n boze and black ack chicks from discount sin city giant Walmart.

      Time to adjust the parameters I think.

  65. Efficiency must be 100%. by CyricZ · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Companies today cannot afford to not be producing at 100% efficiency. With increasing competition from China, India, and numerous other nations, any large company that is not completely efficient will quickly run into problems, if not a swift bankruptcy.

    Much like a nation should never trade freedom and liberty for security, a firm cannot trade efficiency for security. The end result is a defunct nation or firm, void of all it once stood for.

    --
    Cyric Zndovzny at your service.
    1. Re:Efficiency must be 100%. by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      > Companies today cannot afford to not be producing at 100% efficiency Do we have any idea the size of his company? The "type" of employees there? Maybe he's in a small majority of reasonably users, and 90% of the rest will click on anything that pops up in front of them... Running a business requires making alot of tradeoffs, and we just don't know enough about his situation to make judgements about the correctness of their tradeoffs.

  66. It's all about risks by Crackez · · Score: 1

    so the question is, would you risk your job over the security of your workstation? I hope not... If so you are a moron and deserve MIS to come craking down on you. MIS and HR are tight at my company, and for good reason.

  67. Patch before you have a mess on your hands! by Progman3K · · Score: 1

    > [...] individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network access [...]

    One thing you DON'T want is your network getting all loose; the bits fall out everywhere and it's very messy.

    So keep your network tight! Apply patches!

    --
    I don't know the meaning of the word 'don't' - J
  68. Shades of stupidity by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yeah, weird that they might want a machine running Windows XP to be updated. You might have Linux on the machine, but you also had Windows XP, and it sounds like it was missing security patches.

    The fact that he hadn't noticed the loginscripts for over a week indicates to me that the didn't use his XP installation at work alot and even then how can you assert it wasn't patched? He may even have had to wait until a patch becaeme available to qualify for a connection because his XP installation was already fully patches! Off hand I am guessing this guy probably got issued a laptop from his employer and used installed Linux on it for day to day for home as well as for work use dual booted with XP for mostly for gaming and perhaps for that once-in-a-blue-moon that he couldn't get something done at work with Wine+[Random M$ application] and for Gaming.

    I fail to see how this was stupid of the network admins. Draconian maybe, but it got you to apply the security patches.

    It is stupid because they could have exempted him from their Windows specific policy quite easily. It is stupid because they may even have given him a hard time because they didn't even know how to exempt a non Windows boxen from their MS specific setup. All it would have taken was to send somebody up stairs to check out his setup for security and if it was OK adapt the policy. If you are an IT tech that works alot around Engineers, non-MS admins or Programmers you are going to have to get used to cases like this (ie. escaped mental patients who use Linux or OS.X in a corporate environment) and unless you find out how to cater to people running non-MS Operating systems you will quickly find out that you haven't got any friends willing to do you a favor when you really need it (ie. when you have screwed up and need a quick fix from the local nerds).

    --
    Only to idiots, are orders laws.
    -- Henning von Tresckow
    1. Re:Shades of stupidity by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >It is stupid because they could have exempted him from their Windows specific policy quite easily.

      I'm willing to bet it wasn't a network admin that gave them the run around. It was a help desk flunky, probably of a "click and read" variety.

      Had this guy actually gotten to a tech who'd been around the company for more than a few days, he's probably have been taken care of in some fashion.

    2. Re:Shades of stupidity by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It is stupid because they could have exempted him from their Windows specific policy quite easily. It is stupid because they may even have given him a hard time because they didn't even know how to exempt a non Windows boxen from their MS specific setup. All it would have taken was to send somebody up stairs to check out his setup for security and if it was OK adapt the policy.

      But it wasn't ok. He had a dual boot system, with one of the OS's way behind on patches. That's not secure. Any time he rebooted into the other OS he'd be wide open for exploits that had come out since the patch was publicised. If he was admining the box properly and maintaining ALL the software on it himself it wouldn't have been an issue.

    3. Re:Shades of stupidity by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I find the solution is to throw the IT weenie fro mthe Network center under the bus with management.

      if I cant get Project X done because of something stupid that The NOC though of doing, i inform upper management that their project will not be finished on time ans we will lose XXX amount of revinue because of it and _____ is the person who is causing the problem.

      usually 5 minutes after than the NOC all of a sudden will do what they say is impossible and against their rules.

      Money talks in a corperation, and if a asinine rule causes loss of money or a timeline to slip... well you get the picture. Anyone in a corperate It office or even regional office needs to know that having a great line of communication to your VP's in the sales department relying on your project will force corperate IT to play ball.

      Works great.

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      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
  69. 100% Shred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Information security is not just about what comes in the door (via the internet), but also what goes out, whether by telephone, paper, or via internet using data collection tools, such as the ones in the Google or Yahoo toolbars which permit "anonymous" collection of some user information. Is it overkill? It depends on how valuable/sensitive your data. My organization searches the dumpster ocassionally to see how much data can be mined. The company policy is that everything gets shredded and sent to recycle. How many manhours are consumed by that? Lots.

    1. Re:100% Shred by Theatetus · · Score: 1

      Obviously I can't speak to your company since I know nothing about it, but if they're like most outfits I have consulted for, they are megamaniacally convinced against all evidence that their business model is unique and the key to their future riches. I have seen quicksort marked "Proprietary - Confidential". I have seen pay schedules (every other friday excepting when the friday is a holiday, in which case the preceding thursday) marked "Proprietary - NDA required".

      The simple fact is for most businesses their IP is worth next to nothing. Several other companies have the same idea and are developing it just as quickly. As history has proved from Edison (heck, from Gutenburg) on down, it doesn't matter who comes up with the idea first, it matters who gets a palatable, reasonably-priced product on the market with decent marketing first.

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      All's true that is mistrusted
  70. Bureaucracy at its best. by IAAP · · Score: 4, Informative
    hy are people who don't comprehend - or can't communicate - this employed in an IT organization??

    You sir, need to accept the bureaucratic nature of large organizations. There have been a few times that I've had to do some really asinine things in order to keep my job. I knew it was bullshit, my coworkers knew it was BS, and the poor SOB on the other end really knew it was BS. But, if either strayed from policy it was our asses. Why was this policy in place? Because the higher ups didn't want to take the time for all of the inevitable exceptions that occur.

    The solution? Acceptance - Zen practice. Or, start your own organizaton - if possible. Entrepreneurship!

    There's a reason why small companies are the ones that are creating most of the jobs. There's a reason why small companies are the innovators. There's a reason ... you get the idea.

    1. Re:Bureaucracy at its best. by radish · · Score: 1

      There's a reason why small companies are the ones that are creating most of the jobs. There's a reason why small companies are the innovators. There's a reason ... you get the idea.

      There's a reason most small companies never last long enough to become big companies.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

  71. Some ideas.. by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

    So the question that LEAPS out at me, is how can they block groups.gooogle.com as being a "bad" site, and still allow access to slashdot? WTF??

    Seriously, one of the problems has a relatively simple solution. Antivirus is running, and blocking SMTP. I am assuming that you run an "enterprise" edition of some anti-virus software. They probably have one group policy set for all machines, since everyone uses outlook or something.. This is not taking into account your groups machines, that need it to get work done. Usually,, you can create another "group" in the software, and give them slightly different configs.. (like letting SMTP through) and only putting your machines that NEED it in that group..

    The other possiblity (wasn't explained well) is that they block port 25 on the network. This is a little more difficult. I personally have my routers set to deny any outbound port 25 connection that is not from a list of mail servers.. It gets logged, I get an email, and I have a pretty good idea what machine is infected with a virus... (also handy for other ports, 110, 443, 135, etc)

    Egress filtering! its good to be a nice Net-Neighbor!

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    What are we going to do tonight Brain?
  72. Altiris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds like someone needs Altiris: www.altiris.com

  73. It's always been out of hand by AB3A · · Score: 1

    To a large extent, it depends on who you are, who most of the computer users are, and what objectives the IT security staff has. Our company has had its share of lockdown mania. We're about to go through another one very soon. The problem is technical ignorance. Those in charge do not understand what the fundamental issues are.

    In fact, although it's possible to secure a gaggle of Windows based systems, most people don't know enough to do it right. And in addition, once you learn that much, you begin to see the wisdom of the designs in so many other "complicated" OSs. It's not that Windows is more or less complex. It's just that they have successfully marketed themselves as the "easy to use and secure" OS even though the underlying concepts are anything but.

    Real security comes from understanding. That understanding is not commonly found among the many people who call themselves Windows network administrators. That's why this problem exists.

    In other words, Marketing is one of the biggest reasons why Windows really sucks. The security features are there. It's just that learning to use them is far more difficult than most customers have bargained for and the folks who market this stuff do not want that commonly known. They'd rather sell security "improvements" and update services...

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    Nearly fifty percent of all graduates come from the bottom half of the class!
  74. Firefox just banned - help me! by dimer0 · · Score: 1

    My company has been in the middle of the road - until recently. One day, I was attempting to download an update to one of my favorite Firefox extensions, and low and behold - mozilla.org was blocked by our firewall.

    I thought this was just an oversight or something, so I submitted a request (like many others I've done in the past) to get mozilla.org unblocked - and was given a message sorta like this:

    "Mozilla and Firefox are now blocked - not approved software anymore, due to a vulnerability identified in a pre-1.0 version of Firefox"

    Huh? So I'm to run this thing I haven't run in a LONG time called Internet Explorer? Umm

    When I pressed them, their response was "with IE, even if there are 100 patches released every week - at least we have an automated way to distribute them to the thousands of systems in the corp. With Firefox, there is _no_ way to do this - so a single vulnerability puts us at a much greater risk"

    Now, I'm no Microsoft admin or anything - so I'll look to the community here: am I getting smoke blown up my ass? Is this just a case of ignorance by my admins? Or, are they being honest? If they are, I think this is something that should definitely be addressed if we're ever going to get FF accepted in corporate America.

    1. Re:Firefox just banned - help me! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The correct answer is that if your company was doing their job, you never would have been able to install Firefox in the first place.

    2. Re:Firefox just banned - help me! by xlv · · Score: 1
      When I pressed them, their response was "with IE, even if there are 100 patches released every week - at least we have an automated way to distribute them to the thousands of systems in the corp. With Firefox, there is _no_ way to do this - so a single vulnerability puts us at a much greater risk"


      There are .msi builds for Firefox that your IT people could use to deploy automatically. See http://www.frontmotion.com/Firefox/index.htm

    3. Re:Firefox just banned - help me! by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Which also implies that the IT staff is willing to maintain two browsers company-wide. Best bet is to settle on one and be vigilant on keeping it patched. Given that Firefox is still not 100% compatible with some IE-only sites (especially IIS and OWA), it's natural for them to only support Internet Explorer.

      It's a sound policy to only allow only specific software. It's the only way to ensure you know which apps are installed and which recently announced software vulnerabilities you need to roll out patches for. You don't want to get whacked because Joe-blo installed an older version of Acrobat from his personal copy and got his machine owned by a malicios pdf file. It's also the only way to ensure you're not setting yourself up for licencing lawsuits when Joe-smoe installs his copy of PhotoCreaterMax from home.

    4. Re:Firefox just banned - help me! by xlv · · Score: 2, Informative
      The idea is that the IT staff would use the .msi to deploy Firefox on all workstations and thus would be responsible to push updates of the software the same way they're doing it for other software applications. The end user would then not have to install and manage/update anything. So it's just a matter of adding one package to the managed applications. Note: I haven't done this myself but that's the way it should work or at least one possible use of the .msi files...

    5. Re:Firefox just banned - help me! by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's another software package to manage - which means there is some cost involved with keeping it up to date. One goal of IT is to reduce redundant applications because redundancy implies waste. Another nitpick, but there is no way to centrally push Firefox patches yet.

  75. Federal Agency by Lord+Gimli · · Score: 1

    At a Federal Agency (US) that will remain nameless, they have gone to great lengths to approve applications that get along with a standard operating environment and severely limit the use of applications not in that list. They don't go quite as far with taking machines off the network if they don't have updates/patches, as your company does, even though it is being discussed. There are quite a few limitations put on what types of files can be emailed, what sites on the internet that can be viewed (if the user even has permissions to access the internet).

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    "Mentally confused and prone to wandering."
  76. Re:OT: "Loosing" Network Access by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    OK folks, I can see modding my post "Offtopic" (I said as much in it), but "Flamebait"? C'mon.

  77. Assume crap by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Assume that almost all software -- including firewalls, anti-virus programs, and operating systems -- is crap, and probably has security holes. This is not an unreasonable assumption. Once you make that assumption, you can understand why companies put up so many barriers because all of the barriers are made of crap. This way, attackers have to sift through a lot of crap to get what they are after, and hopefully most will give up before succeeding.

  78. Unchecked Security Goons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    In my very large organization, the security goons have run unchecked for about two years. It started out well, but after running out of real work they have become a self-serving group of fear mongers who have now convinced leadership that intranet sites (behind the firewall) should now run over SSL. What used to be a simple development project to share info between departments has turned into a mess of security reviews and remedy orders to encrypt the session view state for data that is otherwise public information.

    In a large organization, no one is going to stand up and say, "You know, this is getting kind of silly," for fear that the next "security event" would be blamed on them. We are in a society where the media has hyped up security risks as much as terrorism and everyone is running around securing their closet doors.

    Meanwhile, someone dimwit from payroll has a laptop sitting in their a car, parked in a grocery store parking lot, with a 1/4 inch of glass keeping my salary history out of a pawn shop. Sleep tight, o' protector of security.

    Name withheld to prevent my server from dropping off the network.

  79. Just remember... by spongebue · · Score: 1

    No computer is safer than one that is not connected to the Internet... wait, that probably doesn't help you much. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

  80. unconvincing. by twitter · · Score: 0, Troll
    "the sending of email via SMTP" -- Maybe I'm misinterpreting this, but if you mean "our desktops and servers have to pass email to the designated relay", then I'm completely unsympathetic. If your complaint is about poor performance, complain about that -- but your desktop and your production machines are not mail servers!

    Why not? Production machines need to be able to mail their owners about problems. Desktops need to be able to send mail. Both might just not be Windoze machines able to talk to your crappy, virused out Exchange "server".

    Not accepting SMTP requests from desktops is just another workaround to M$'s really shitty security that won't work. The virus writers will figure out how to use the exchange server through 2k worth of API calls before the ability comes to either of the uses you deride.

    I'm willing to bet they think it's [applying "security patches" that break everything else] important...no one lets themselves in for a shitstorm voluntarily just 'cos it's, you know, second Tuesday of the month.

    Can you imagine that mindlessly applying "patches" that never seem to really improve security but manage to make machines stop working is a bad idea? What's important to you should be that people and machines do what they are supposed to.

    I'm lucky so far -- it's a small company, people are well-behaved, and I don't have to implement the policies you describe.

    It's not the users. Think about it and tell me why you have never heard of such problems in places that use Macs. Don't tell me that it's because graphic designers are better behaved or know more about computers than the rest of us. Well, they do know better than to use computers that need and Administrator like you.

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    1. Re:unconvincing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ooh, I love people like you.

      Why not? Production machines need to be able to mail their owners about problems. Desktops need to be able to send mail. Both might just not be Windoze machines able to talk to your crappy, virused out Exchange "server".


      Well, now you're clearly exposed your bias...

      Seriously - my "production" machines damn well better be under the control of a network administrator. If they 'need' to send mail, then they'll be isolated, locked down, and closely monitored for abuse - Windows, Linux, or OS/400.


      Not accepting SMTP requests from desktops is just another workaround to M$'s really shitty security that won't work. The virus writers will figure out how to use the exchange server through 2k worth of API calls before the ability comes to either of the uses you deride.


      First, fuck you, you moron. Viruses notwithstanding - there is a damned good reason why you block SMTP from users: Corporate Information Security! I don't want Jeannie in Accounting deciding to just mail out last year's financials without the mail/content filter seeing it.


      Can you imagine that mindlessly applying "patches" that never seem to really improve security but manage to make machines stop working is a bad idea? What's important to you should be that people and machines do what they are supposed to.


      And I'm guessing you're on of the first fanboiz to crow when somebody gets "0wnz3d" when they didn't apply patches. Yes, there have been recent patches that were problematic. I'm not a Microsoft apologist - but the shit you spew is just 14-year old drivel.


      It's not the users. Think about it and tell me why you have never heard of such problems in places that use Macs. Don't tell me that it's because graphic designers are better behaved or know more about computers than the rest of us. Well, they do know better than to use computers that need and Administrator like you.


      It is the users. I guaran-fucking-tee it. Once you work around them, you'll see. The Graphic Designer doesn't get viruses because she's on a Mac, you fucking idiot. You'll just deal with her Quark/Photoshop/memory other fucking shit daily. Normal users - accounting, payroll, admin staff, etc., will continue to have problems because their machines allow them to - so we have to prevent that with "Draconian" policies to limit the trouble.

      Support 15 users on an all Mac network. You'll come screaming, begging to administer Active Directory.

      Oh, wait, you think "being a Windows Network Administrator" means "I run XP Home to play FEAR".
    2. Re:unconvincing. by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      It's not the users. Think about it and tell me why you have never heard of such problems in places that use Macs. Don't tell me that it's because graphic designers are better behaved or know more about computers than the rest of us. Well, they do know better than to use computers that need and Administrator like you.

      You've never heard of problems in those places because they're four man design shops. You've clearly never been in an enterprise environment. They don't run Macs. They can't afford your overpriced, underpowered machines when they have to be deployed to fifty thousand users. Not that I'm thrilled about Windows, but it's the real world, not your fantasy dream world where everyone runs Debian. You either live in it or sit in your basement and call Microsoft "M$".

      I don't know if you're a Linux or a Mac fanboy - from the other comments you've posted in this article, it could go either way. You're right - security would be easier in an environment where everyone ran Linux on the desktop. Then we could all use LDAP for directory and IMAP for mail and we could safely run sendmail from our workstations. But large corporations don't work that way, unfortunately, and if you want a job in this environment, you come to terms with that. Change comes slowly in the enterprise.

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    3. Re:unconvincing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You either live in it or sit in your basement and call Microsoft "M$".

      twitter, aka Willy Hill. Lives in Baton Rouge and has a dead end job. Was recently outsourced to some guy in India that has better grammar than him. Thinks Bill Gates is out to get him and Richard Stallman is better than Jesus.

      You can give him a call at (225) 769-1409 and ask him how he pronounces "M$". Let us know, we've always wondered.

    4. Re:unconvincing. by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Not that I'm thrilled about Windows, but it's the real world, not your fantasy dream world where everyone runs Debian. You either live in it or sit in your basement and call Microsoft "M$".

      I don't know if you're a Linux or a Mac fanboy


      Sounds to me like he's someone over 25, is all. Notice something about the article:

      Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software.

      Looking back 10 years ago, Windows was just coming onto the market in a big way. At that point networked machines were all sorts of wonderful beasts, from diskless DOS boxes to an endless variety of Unix hosts to the venerable Novell servers every office large and small had. In the "real world", as you refer to it, there was a time before Windows. There was even a time before Windows where a lot of places had Internet access, a lot of hosts were on it, and virus/worm/trojan writers were doing their damnedest to get in, mostly unsucessfully.

      The difference is, back then every host wasn't sitting listening to all sorts of needless network traffic just waiting to be exploited, trusting that any data sent its way would be benign.

      Well, at one point that was the case. Then the Morris worm hit. Nothing like it would come again until Microsoft decided to release 9 years of software written so that the network stack, by default, listens to all sorts of incoming traffic for no good reason .

      Combine a near-monoculture with an incredibly stupid security design, and you get Wormfest2000 (tm).

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    5. Re:unconvincing. by metallic · · Score: 1

      You obviously don't administer any sizable network. On our network, there are exactly two email servers. One is an Exchange server running on Windows 2003 Standard. The other is a POP3 server running on Linux so we can keep our Exchange costs down. Any email traffic coming from any other machine on the network gets quashed. To do otherwise invites an unnecessary security risk. And if another server or workstation needs to send an email, it's not that big of a deal to connect to the Linux server.

      And also get over your stupid zealotry. In the real world, you deal with a mixed environment. I manage a network with machines running Windows 2000, Windows 2003, Windows XP, Linux and Mac OS X. I really don't care what OS it is running.

      It's not the users. Think about it and tell me why you have never heard of such problems in places that use Macs. Don't tell me that it's because graphic designers are better behaved or know more about computers than the rest of us. Well, they do know better than to use computers that need and Administrator like you.

      As Apple's market share increases due to the switch to Intel, you can bet that they will start experiencing some of the same problems Windows users do. I've had Windows users infect their machines because they installed software that was bundled with spyware. I don't really see Mac OS X being that much safer than Windows in a case like that.

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    6. Re:unconvincing. by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      You're right. Microsoft wrote the last decade of Windows releases with little to no regard for security. Unfortunately most large businesses run some form of them - most on Wormfest 2000 or XP.

      So what do we do? My guess is "ok, everyone boot this linux install disc" won't fly, and neither would "here, use this mac mini with none of the software you need, now we're broke from replacing all our hardware". That was what the parent seemed to be suggesting. My apologies if I misinterpreted. The 'Linux or Mac fanboy' comment came from reading some of his other posts in this thread.

      So we're faced with responding to this threat, and the result has been to block as many avenues of attack as we can (and there are plenty in Win2K) and patch, patch, patch so that we can protect as much as possible.

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    7. Re:unconvincing. by freeweed · · Score: 1

      What do we do?

      Migrate, migrate, migrate. Unless Microsoft locks Vista down like we've never seen, we're just going to run through this entire process all over again. I had genuine hope for XP. I really did. It turned into a worse nightmare than 2000, until SP2 - and that didn't even fix the damn problem. When will people learn, a software firewall is not only useless as a security measure, it just adds another possible attack vector? CLOSE YOUR DAMN DEFAULT NETWORK PORTS.

      Most things I see Windows used for in the enterprise could easily be replaced with something else. Exchange is a bit of a pain, granted, and the new AD features are handy. But file storage? Gateways? General workstation use?

      The "use this mac mini with none of the software you need, now we're broke from replacing all our hardware" is a bit of a strawman. Well, not exactly a strawman, but it's not like we haven't done this before. People have used computers in the workplace for decades, and Windows has existed for only a small portion of that time. The vast majority of "you NEED Windows" software are programs for home use (and no, listing your favourite 3 Windows-dependent programs does not refute this, hence the word "majority" and not "every last one"). Most business functions can be switched to another platform tomorrow, and for those that can't, like I said, it's not like we haven't done this before.

      Everyone moved to Windows to save money, time, sanity, or whatever floated their boat at the time. I don't see why we can't migrate off of it, if we can save that same money, time, etc again. And quite frankly, if it isn't worth it, then we can stick using Windows - it may just be the cheaper/better option in a lot of cases. For most business analysts, it seems to be so as of today.

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    8. Re:unconvincing. by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Insightful? You gotta be kidding!

      I have been a corporate security professional for over 10 years, and the only people that I ever get whines from like the parent are typically engineers or IT people who either believe that a) they are God's gift to computers and/or b) the rules don't apply to them. I may seem a bit pissy here, but it just burns me to read posts like this from people who clearly have never tried to think about security from the perspective of the business protecting its assets.

      Contrary to what most people seem to think, companies do not exist for the convience of the employees. It is the other way around. Employees have jobs to do what the company tells them to. If the policies at your company don't allow for any way for you to do your job, talk to management. More than likely, either an alternative solution exists, or the business function you're trying to do hasn't come up before and security will have to figure out how to incorporate it. If the problem is that the official method of doing your job isn't as convenient, as cool, or as uber as what you'd like to do, then either get over it or get a different job. Corporate policies and standards are put in place to homogenize the environment, ease support, and maintain regulatory compliance. They are not put in place, at least in my company, to inconvenience employees. In fact, the point behind security efforts in my environment is to enable the business to do everything they need to do, but in a manner that doesn't put the company at risk. Some times, this means that one business unit will have to accept a less-than-optimal solution because of more pressing issues at another, but we haven't been faced yet with a situation where there's been no way to safely do a valid business function.

      In large corporations, in particular, security decisions are frequently a balance between the needs of very different business units. For example, a unit that provides credit functions to customers in the US is regulated by the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act, but a manufacturing unit in the same corporation wouldn't be normally. GLBA may apply to both, however, unless there is some system in place to prevent mistakes at the manufacturing unit from affecting the credit unit. So, while encrypted, authenticated wireless access may not be convenient for an engineer at the manufacturing unit, without internal firewalls to segment security zones, encrypted, authenticated wireless is the only option.

      Don't get me wrong, we do things I don't agree with. Proxy blocking, for example, seems pointless to me. Surfing porn from a company system is not a technical issue, it is an HR issue. Have a policy that states what is acceptable, give one warning per user, then fire their ass. Believe me, Internet usage reports get much cleaner when someone at a site has been fired recently, regardless of what the proxy is blocking.

      Oh, yeah. The so-called draconian policies we have in place have created an environment where a really, really bad virus outbreak is 2-3 machines worldwide. Before we went down this path, there were worms that affected thousands of systems all around the world. We also have a very, very low incidence of harassment issues, we have five-nines uptime on our production systems, we've never had to completely sever our Internet connections to deal with security threats, and we've managed to balance security and business function well enough that end-users rarely have to contact the help desk because a security measure is preventing them from doing their job. Things may not work this well at other companies, but whinging on /. isn't likely to change that anyway.

    9. Re:unconvincing. by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      Most business functions can be switched to another platform tomorrow, and for those that can't, like I said, it's not like we haven't done this before.

      I would disagree with 'most business functions can be switched to another platform tomorrow'. Possibly in small-to-medium businesses (sub-1000 people), but not in larger organizations - too much capital has gone into the systems that are currently in place for them to drop everything and switch client and server OS's and applications in a short period of time.

      In any case - I'm also hoping for a transition to a safer, more secure platform that's just as useful to the enterprise. We'll see if Vista is as hole-ridden as the last two versions... fortunately our organization moves so slowly it won't matter until 2010 :)

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    10. Re:unconvincing. by twitter · · Score: 1
      You're right - security would be easier in an environment where everyone ran Linux on the desktop. Then we could all use LDAP for directory and IMAP for mail and we could safely run sendmail from our workstations. But large corporations don't work that way, unfortunately, and if you want a job in this environment, you come to terms with that.

      Beautiful.

      They can't afford your overpriced, underpowered machines when they have to be deployed to fifty thousand users.

      Tell me how they afford week long downtimes everytime another M$ worm comes out.

      You've clearly never been in an enterprise environment.

      I've been in some those silly places. Others, like Lowes, General Motors, IBM etc. are better run than the mythical "enterprise" that thinks of M$ as a "standard" for anything other than a money sink.

      I love all the "fuck you" I'm getting from M$ shills and fanboys. They are all so angry because their stuff does not work and everyone knows it.

      My house has no basement and I own it, thanks for asking.

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    11. Re:unconvincing. by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      To be quite honest (and this is coming from a Microsoft hater), Microsoft's stuff does work albeit not as well as Linux. I trust my Exchange server since I've spent all of this time locking it down! Just because it's Microsoft doesn't call for blind hatred. Your blind hatred is why some of us are classifying you as the Hax0r in your parent's basement.

    12. Re:unconvincing. by Nailer · · Score: 1

      > Why not? Production machines need to be able to mail their owners about problems. Desktops need to be able to send mail. Both might just not be Windoze machines able to talk to your crappy, virused out Exchange "server".

      That's a pretty unusual exchange server you're talking about there.

      > Not accepting SMTP requests from desktops is just another workaround to M$'s really shitty security that won't work.

      Then why would any well-run Unix shop also use mailhub? Why do Unix MSPs implement that functionality? Why does every well-known figure in Unix mail recommend using that functionality for this purpose?

    13. Re:unconvincing. by SmashPDX · · Score: 1

      Why not? Production machines need to be able to mail their owners about problems. Desktops need to be able to send mail. Both might just not be Windoze machines able to talk to your crappy, virused out Exchange "server".

      Desktops, servers, and other devices need to be able to send mail to the central mail infrastructure and USE IT if your company has invested in such a thing. And if all you have for a central mail server is a "crappy, virused out Exchange server," then your company's problem isn't that they have overzealous security, nor is the fix to allow every box to be an SMTP server.

      Your company's problem is that you are misclassifying a poorly handled mail infrastructure as overzealous security and then claiming that the solution is to abandon it rather than fix it, so they now have to both fight with you and fix the mail infrastructure at the same time. Plenty of ROI on that salary of yours while you're armchair quarterbacking.

      Your problem is an "I don't care how the mail gets out as long as it works for me and my job" mindset, which, incidentally, back-seats the company's interests (which is interesting, considering that its interests are the only reason why you're there at all).

      After I get about 6,000 of you in my company, there are too many of you for me to lock in a single room so you can claw each others' eyes out about whose ad-hoc infrastructure is more important. So I have to assume you're ALL important (horrors!), build an infrastructure that can sustain ALL of you, point you at it, and shut down all the destablizing junk you ad-hoc and armchair-quarterback into existence and then complain to me about when it not-so-surprisingly gets blown up by something ad-hoc'ed and armchair-quarterbacked into existence by your coworker.

      The business purpose behind a centralized email infrastructure is to make sure that each and every one of the 6,000 of you can get your work done instead of having 6,000 separate and distinct you-vs-your-5,999-coworkers'-infrastructure-trashi ng battles going at once, with each and every one of you 6,000 telling me to get it fixed but in some way that doesn't impact anyone but the other 5,999 who you personally don't give a damn about (ok, 5,998, I'll allow you one buddy who you care about).

      The biggest reason IT winds up playing stability cop is because YOU DEMAND IT. We don't blow it up, YOU blow it up, and YOU demand that it be rendered stable with no changes in your destabilizing behavior. Well guess who wins? YOU. We can't tell you to flake off, so you get stability, and just like order kills chaos, stability kills off all the unstable stuff you love doing so much. You can balance them and compromise, but you most certainly can't have both in their extremes.

      Security is a pain? Tell you what. There are three components of security. Confidentiality (of information), Integrity (of information), and Availability (of information). Guess which one you lose first when your infrastructure is unstable? (Hint: the last one). Wow. Since you love your email so much, guess you need security after all. But then, you did mention the viruses first, so maybe you *do* know that.

    14. Re:unconvincing. by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      Tell me how they afford week long downtimes everytime another M$ worm comes out.

      This is a key point - downtimes from worms have been reduced to next to nothing because of the security measures that are implemented in organizations. An organization with no security measures in place would probably be miserable and get absolutely nothing done, though, if they had a mostly Windows architecture.

      We pay for it one way or the other, though. But simply replacing everything overnight is so completely out of the ballpark of the realm of possibility that it's not even worth being brought up. This is why I assumed you'd never been in a large organization - because, if you had, you'd know that your suggestion of "everyone use Linux" would get you laughed out of the room.

      I love all the "fuck you" I'm getting from M$ shills and fanboys. They are all so angry because their stuff does not work and everyone knows it.

      I think you might be incorrectly assuming that we're "M$ shills and fanboys". Just because I help administer a Windows environment doesn't mean I enjoy it, or that I'm a fan of Windows. I'm not.

      This is the reason, by the way, I assumed you were a younger kid living in your parent's basement. My apologies for the assumption. You might be more successful and convincing in your arguments if you didn't use phrases that kids like that normally use, e.g. "M$", and assume that because someone supports a Windows environment, they're a Microsoft fanboy. For the majority of us, it's just a job, and we're about as excited about supporting Windows as you would be.

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    15. Re:unconvincing. by topham · · Score: 1

      I have repeatedly had to explain to the Network administrators that I have to be able to send email from one of 2 Unix boxes.

      Everytime they apply a patch to Exchange they block all forms of Relaying. Which means no mail from any machine in the network can send outbound email (except Outlook of course), through the exchange server or not.

      At the end of the day I don't care, but they wasted the week of development done to produce PDF based Invoices for their customers which are sent. And I get the pleasure of explaining there is nothing I can do about the problem. And now those IT functions are not handled in-house, they are handled by the parent company and take longer to resolve than previously.

    16. Re:unconvincing. by guitaristx · · Score: 1

      ...the only people that I ever get whines from like the parent are typically engineers or IT people who either believe that a) they are God's gift to computers and/or b) the rules don't apply to them. I may seem a bit pissy here, but it just burns me to read posts like this from people who clearly have never tried to think about security from the perspective of the business protecting its assets.

      How about you, as an administrator, consider providing responsive service to those engineers or IT people who need an escalation of priviliges above the average luser to do their jobs effectively? What is an engineer supposed to think when his job description contradicts the sysadmin's policies and his boss is asking for results? Of course you'll get "whines" from these people - their jobs dictate that some of these rules shouldn't apply to them. Get off your high horse. If you are supposed to be serving the business, and assisting it in "protecting its assets", your responsibility would be to provide those services that facilitate other employees getting their work done. When a software engineer's duties require that he have administrative control over his own workstation, you and your system administration policies have become a liability to the company; you're keeping the engineer from getting his job done.

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    17. Re:unconvincing. by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      I have been a corporate security professional for over 10 years, and the only people that I ever get whines from like the parent are typically engineers or IT people who either believe that a) they are God's gift to computers and/or b) the rules don't apply to them. I may seem a bit pissy here, but it just burns me to read posts like this from people who clearly have never tried to think about security from the perspective of the business protecting its assets.

      I'm definitely gonna sound pissy here. I'm an engineer and a developer, and I kinda get annoyed with "security" "professionals" who consider "security" to be the product of their companies. I've worked at companies that hired major tight-ass "security" guys like you. Guys that take "security" actions without even trying to think clearly about the big picture of the nature of the company's product or service. For instance, disabling all the dial-in and dial-out modem lines without asking why we had them -- we developed hardware and software for modem communications!

      Do you know why the engineers and developers think they are 'God's gift to computers'? Turns out they are, if you consider the hardware and software you use.

      "[C]ompanies do not exist for the convience of the employees. It is the other way around."

      Actually, in the case of public corporations, the understanding is the company exists to serve the financial interest of the owners. Companies pay employees for labor. But thanks for playing.

      What ever happened to the 125-year-old company that I worked at with the new draconian security policy, you ask? Gone within 6 months of the new owernership/security regime. Some parts were sold off to competitors with an interest in building products instead of corporate policies. Some just vanished. But a business that survived 2 depressions, multiple recessions, and three years of McKinleynomics is now just a memory.

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    18. Re:unconvincing. by SmashPDX · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like you have (had?) incompetent mail admins, not "too much security."

      Plenty of sympathy here, but the "if I want something done right you have to let me do it myself" thing just plain doesn't work in the context we're talking about. Sole proprietorships with no staff but the owner, perhaps, but not in the enterprise. Your mail admins need to be getting the job done without cutting you off over and over again. Going around them is not the solution. Fixing them is.

      To be clear, there is no excuse for the trouble you're describing. I've done mail admin, server admin, network admin, and security on all of the above-- and I'd disappear any mail admin who chronically couldn't figure out how to patch an Exchange box without blowing up established SMTP relay allowances.

      Again, availability is a cornerstone of security, and they're making services unavailable by goofing up every time. The problem isn't that you have too much security. Rather, your firm has something being called security that is quite the opposite. And like any *breach* of security, it is undermining business function. The folks managing your back end need a clue, and maybe some new staff.

      My sympathies. The only thing worse for security than apathy and ignorance is incompetence. Sounds like someone has plenty in your shop. :-(

      But at the end of the day incompetent staff are incompetent staff. They don't stop being incompetent staff and morph into something else called "too much security" just because they control an IT choke point that you can't bypass. And this is important mainly because-- as you presumably know, being a Unix admin-- if you don't properly identify a problem's root cause, you can't very well fix it.

      Good luck.

    19. Re:unconvincing. by ergowa · · Score: 1

      I'll disagree here. Not because I'm a mac fan or because I think that an environment of all Macs is the way to go, but rather the comment about Macs in an enterprise environment. Speaking from personal experience, Adobe Systems uses Macs extensively. They develop software to run on Macs. I worked in a test lab that was 50% Macs of all varieties, had a Mac on my Desk and the company supported it and worked closely with Apple to test their software against pre-release OS X Tiger seeds while I was there. To the best of my knowledge, we had no more or less problems with the Macs compared to the Windows machines because of intelligent network security policies and a decent IT group. In fact, I've worked in far more heterogeneous environments with some mix of machines running different operating systems. Far and away the most unusual was the bank I worked at that used a combination of Macs, Windows machines, and some sort of proprietary DOS system all glued together with Novell to talk to what I think was a VAX mainframe. It was a headache to maintain, but the majority of problems were the kinds of user errors that would have occurred on any system. And for me personally, I kind of prefer the Apple bomb icon to a BSOD.

    20. Re:unconvincing. by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      Ah-ha! I think you got my point, even if you haven't recognized it yet. I never said that we imposed security policy by fiat and ignored all requests for changes. We put in place policies designed to protect the assets of the whole company, and then work with the business to develop solutions to their problems that both enable the business functionality to continue and abide by the security policy.

      We have hundreds of engineers in our company, and to my knowledge, every single one of them is able to do their job. If a new threat comes out (mass-mailing worm that spreads via SMTP from the client) that requires a change to the security posture and impacts the engineers, we work with them to either find a new tool/method to achieve the task or we document an exception, including who approved it, for whom was it done, why was it done, and, if applicable, when the exception will end.

      The engineers I have problems with are not the majority. I have a problem with the ones that insist that their solution is the only one, even though every other engineer in the company is using the official solution successfully. I have a problem with engineers who think they're smarter than security and deliberately attempt to bypass the security measures without contacting us first to see if there's a known, supported fix. Finally, I have a problem with anyone who believes that their personal use of the company's assets (computers, Internet connection, time, etc.) is more important than federally mandated security controls. While it is often necessary to reduce some security controls so that the company's business can continue, there is no time where we will consider a reduction in the security posture for an employee to run their own company or make accomodations to enable someone to become even less productive than they already are.

    21. Re:unconvincing. by bitslinger_42 · · Score: 1

      I know that security is not a product of my company. I know that engineers are responsible for producing the products we sell (although not most of the services). However, engineers have to understand, particularly in a diverse corporation with many different independant businesses, that compromise is not where the other guy backs down. I agree, taking away the modem lines from a company that manufactures modems is stupid and that there are times where developers might need admin-level access to their development platform. I understand, though, that secretaries, content writers, marketing reps, and call-center techs do not need modems that accept inbound connections or admin access to their desktops.

      On who works for whom, you are right that public corporations are beholden to the shareholders, but that doesn't change the fact that companies are not created for the convenience of the employees. Your final paragraph is a perfect demonstration of that. The company goes away, are there any employees any more? What difference does it make that the policy allows you to surf porn during business hours if the company goes belly up? Also, my guess is that security policy alone was not what sunk your 125 year old company. Bad management can do wonders towards destroying a legacy.

      Also, just because some engineer somewhere designed the computer and some developer wrote the software I use, that doesn't mean that the engineers and developers in this corporation, which manufactures no computers and sells no software, are entitled to the same rights and privileges that IBM or Microsoft grants their development staff. Everyone needs to get some perspective, both security staff and engineering, and they need to realize that the perfect compromize typically means that neither side is happy.

    22. Re:unconvincing. by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1
      Also, my guess is that security policy alone was not what sunk your 125 year old company. Bad management can do wonders towards destroying a legacy.

      I've got to agree with you there, bad security policy is just a specific case of bad policy in general. And misplaced priorities regarding security were only a part of the misplaced priorities of the company in question. Kind of like how a symptom is to a disease.

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      I am not a crackpot.
    23. Re:unconvincing. by AK+Marc · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I love all the "fuck you" I'm getting from M$ shills and fanboys. They are all so angry because their stuff does not work and everyone knows it.

      If their stuff didn't work, and everyone knew it, then people would stop buying it. So, that means that you are stupid and a liar. Notice, I'm not defending Microsoft. I'm just stating the obvious flaw in your illogic.

  81. tell me one thing by twitter · · Score: 1
    Breaking a single machine, or even a single application on all machines, is a lot less of a problem than EVERY machine being rendered unusable by an exploited vulnerability.

    You do all of this, yet the same thing happens every year. Why is that?

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    1. Re:tell me one thing by justin_w_hall · · Score: 1

      Because if we didn't, the same thing would happen eighty times a year instead of once. You do as much as you can. It won't be perfect, but it helps. In most cases it's the difference between a business staying afloat and going under.

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    2. Re:tell me one thing by blincoln · · Score: 1

      Because if we didn't, the same thing would happen eighty times a year instead of once. You do as much as you can. It won't be perfect, but it helps. In most cases it's the difference between a business staying afloat and going under.

      Exactly. If there were no patching, Windows would literally be unusable on a network. You can put all the firewalls and mail filters in front of it that you want, but there's still the possibility of e.g. MS06-003, which can only be prevented in that way by blocking all RTF email. Business users (i.e. the people who pay my salary) aren't willing to give it up.

      I would like to see adoption of an OS without gaping security holes in every part of itself, but - again - the people who are paying me to keep their systems up want to stay on Windows. And honestly, as far as Linux has come, it's still not something that thousands of non-technical corporate users can migrate to.

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      "...always new atoms but always doing the same dance, remembering what the dance was yesterday." -Richard Feynman
  82. Well, here's a war story that happened today: by rbrander · · Score: 1

    About 15 senior engineers and managers of the water & wastewater utilities that serve a city of a million people (combined yearly budget: >$250M) gathered in a conference room with the manager that handles the IT budget (>$4M) for both - to watch an American Waterworks Association "Webcast" about "Managing Your Assets" that uses streaming media, your choice of Win Media or Real.

    Tried the Windows Media player - no go. "We saw a Webcast at another boardroom", said one guy - "we had to use Real - because of the corporate firewall.". Didn't have Real. Tried to install. But the manager for all our IT did not have an Admin login on the XP machine - or any other XP machine that she signs off on over a million dollars a year for, to get corporate IT support.

    NOBODY outside the actual IT dept has an admin password on any machine connected to our network; and believe me, they are so locked down I have icons on my desktop I can't delete; and I certainly can't install anything that doesn't run entirely in my own home directory; "C:\" is locked to me, for instance. Almost every installer just dies before it starts with a message that "your account can't install this".

    I agree this is a good thing for 90% of users; but the manager in question - and I - were doing PC support and Unix workstation builds back when the first 286 hit the corporation. Doesn't matter. No exceptions.

    Anyway, the whole meeting broke up, the reps from some local companies that are much smaller and, ahhh, less formal about such things, shaking their heads in wonder.

    It's the "no exceptions" thing that is the mistake. So my vote is "Yeah, It's Gone Too Far".

    1. Re:Well, here's a war story that happened today: by Animats · · Score: 2, Informative
      That's what comes from distributing a webcast in a proprietary format with DRM. If it was a plain MPEG 4 stream, there are unprivileged programs that could play it. But players with DRM need extra privileges, so they can get their hooks deep into the system.

      You actually have to pay to watch this thing. Not only that, there's a charge for each person watching .

  83. 1995 called by twitter · · Score: 1
    ... just unplug the box and find another way to get the job done.

    Bill Gates Loves You.

    On this planet, where you know, people need to get things done there is software that works.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:1995 called by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'll never forget the issues I had upgrading from Woody to Sarge (in the end I simply reinstalled the OS from scratch).

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  84. Changing with the times by justin_w_hall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Disclaimer: I work on the security team for a rather large (Fortune 5) corporation.

    I would say, compare the environment of the public internet to how it was ten years ago. Would you place your unpatched Windows machine directly on the public internet now? You have (roughly) ten minutes before another infected machine exploits one of the dozen out-of-the-box vulnerabilities that will allow them to run anything it wants on your PC. Not the case ten years ago.

    Unfortunately, what was once a rather quiet suburb filled with geeks posting to Usenet and using Mosaic is now a post-nuclear, disease filled demilitarized zone where so many infected systems simply sit and try to infect others that a defenseless machine (or a network of them) is doomed.

    Trying to manage security in this environment is a much more difficult job than it ever has been, and every month that goes by makes it more difficult. We shudder on the second Tuesday of every month at what new terrifying vulnerability Microsoft will tell us is in their product that's deployed on a hundred thousand machines on our network. We plead with other IT teams (networking, server admins, client admins) to implement our tools and software and protect the environment, but most of them get pushed to the back burner, either because it's "too invasive", i.e. it annoys the end user too much; or it costs too much; or they just don't have the time.

    Then MS05-039 is released. We plead and plead for the patches to be distributed right away because of how severe the threat is. But users like the submitter can't stand to have their PC rebooted unless it's the absolute perfect time. Plus, we have 1700+ applications to test compatibility with the patch on, on hundreds of different PC environments. And it requires a service pack we don't have deployed everywhere, again, because it's too invasive.

    Then Zotob.E gets into the environment, and shuts down large sites in a matter of minutes. Then people scream even louder! Where is security? Why didn't they prevent this?

    Because no one takes security seriously until it's too late.

    From a security admin's perspective, we never have enough resources or management support to fully defend against even the most prevalent threats. Because security (and, as most admins know, IT in general) is underfunded. Because of (very real) scenarios like I described above, we have much more support than we did, and things are improving.

    I guess my point is, step into our shoes for a few days. We don't enjoy being draconian - we like Google Groups as much as anyone else! But there are so many attack vectors that we have to be concerned about to protect the environment - and it only takes one. One of my co-workers is fond of the saying, "the hackers only have to be lucky once - you have to be lucky all of the time."

    I guarantee every IT admin reading this is thinking, well, if you did this instead of that, if you had two hundred guys on your security team, with all of them testing patches, while listening to every end user complaint and rectifying their situation immediately, you could stay out of the end-user's way! Trust me - we know. We wish our teams were as stacked as they should be. Heck, we wish it wasn't necessary at all to have to defend against stuff like WMF, where any end-user clicking on a link from their IM buddy could get exploited in a second... we wish it wasn't like this. We wish things could go back to how they were ten years ago. The reality is, this is the internet we built and we are fighting to protect our assets from.

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    1. Re:Changing with the times by Lehk228 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      a few windows pentium 4's can be nasty, a unix server is far worse.

      While i was attending binghamton university as a freshman a SINGLE unix server got owned. it annihilated the entire dual OC3 campus network. for nearly 3 days.

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    2. Re:Changing with the times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, why the heck do so many people (big companies) still use Windows?

    3. Re:Changing with the times by Glamdrlng · · Score: 1

      Excellent points all around. The only one I disagree with is wishing things were like they were ten years ago. Ten years ago corporate America hadn't been abused by security compromises to the point where every enterprise environment NEEDS a security person/team. I love things being the way they are now because a) I have a security job, and b)when I describe the potential impact of an incident, (most) people know I'm not bullshitting.

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    4. Re:Changing with the times by KDN · · Score: 1
      Then MS05-039 [microsoft.com] is released. We plead and plead for the patches to be distributed right away because of how severe the threat is. But users like the submitter can't stand to have their PC rebooted unless it's the absolute perfect time. Plus, we have 1700+ applications to test compatibility with the patch on, on hundreds of different PC environments. And it requires a service pack we don't have deployed everywhere, again, because it's too invasive.

      Yeah, we used to do that too. That to get a single Microsoft patch would take almost a year because you had to get buyin from the business owner, then you had to schedule it on dev, then schedule it on qa, and then schedule the outage on production. Often we had to wait til the next rev of the application was coming out because trying to schedule the resources "just to install a patch" was next to impossible. Then Nimda hit and took down our network for a couple weeks. Then the policy became you install or the machine gets removed from the network. If your in a remote office and the manager refuses, we remove the office from the network with the ok of the director of security.

  85. YES by chadseld · · Score: 1

    I needed to rant about the company I work for. Our IT security people have this cool ability get in the way of absolutely everything I need to do for my job -- all in the name of security.

    1. I had to cancel my MacBook Pro order because user-directory encryption (FileVault) is not good enough they want full HD encryption. So no mac laptops. Sorry, it's security policy.
    2. We can send 3. They block all file types in email with a known extension. So you have to make up an extension and rename the file.
    4. Our screen savers come on after 1min and we must type our passwords to get back to the desktop.
    5. The virus scanner runs during peek office hours and brings our PC's performance back to the stone age.
    6. There is a web filter which is always blocking legit websites. It has an animation and it makes you feel like a criminal.
    7. User passwords expire in 90 days and must be the standard Alpha-numeric+non-alpha-numeric+long+never used before... which is actually fine except the AD admin password is something any dictionary attack could break in 1 second and it never changes.

    I thought that the IT department was supposed to provide the IT services that the company employees need. Lately, the IT department is deciding what we need without asking for our input. If you go around their back to get your work done (use an anonymizer to access the web, P2P to send files to customer...) you can get fired for being a 'hacker'.

    1. Re:YES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, your IT department seems to really be falling down on the job. Tell them to get you a spell checker, too.

    2. Re:YES by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your company's policy is that your screen saver (with password protection) kicks in after 1 minute? That's a little extreme, I'd say. Time for a lesson in risk management.

  86. Oh, good Lord. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    All this whole comment is about is "I can't surf without penalty, I can't run my own machine, wahh..."

    First: Did you buy the network infrastructure? If not, then you don't make policy.
    Second: Did you buy the computer? No? Then again, you can't bitch about the way it's controlled.

    Why stop SMTP mail? On a Windows network, if you're running Exchange, there is NO reason to have SMTP mail enabled. Outlook transfers its mail to Exchange for delivery. Unless, of course, you're trying to bypass the corporate mail server.

    "Overzealous Proxy Servers" - ? Hardly. Deny all, explicitly allow.

    In most cases, you do NOT own the computer. Even if you DO (contractor), then you don't own the network infrastructure.

    Too many liabilities - including morons like the submitter - are why *real* IT staffs have to keep things under tight control and wraps, so that when the next Windows vulnerability surfaces, we can limit its impact and rampant stupidity.

    However, since this is gonna be posted AC, nobody will read it anyway .....

  87. "Least privilege" is where it's at, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If your company was really doing their job, you would not be able to install any software. You would be a Restricted User. We changed everyone to RU a year ago after our first SarBox "unauthorized software" audit turned up 900+ programs on 1,100 computers. RU was shot down time and time again by mgmt, right up to the point that they realized their butt was now on the firing line. This year's audit turned up less than 20 unauthorized programs, and many were on IT staffer's computers (can you say "abuse of authority"?).

    Spyware/adware/malware? Gone. No scanning programs needed. Remote users shipping in infested computers full of kid's games amd peer-to-peer software? Gone. Liability to the company for illicit activities? Drastically reduced.

    If your company was really doing their job, very few people would have unlimited access to the Internet. Why should they allow millions and millions of web sites, many malware infested, when maybe a couple of hundred are required, or maybe even a thousand, would handle all of the business needs for the vast majority of employees?. This is one of the best ways to reduce the exposure.

    Why would you want to run SMTP from your desktop? That's dumb. The firewall rules should only allow specified traffic from known sources and drop everything else.

    The principle of least privilege says you give people the minimum needed to do their job and that's it. It doesn't say you give them less, which causes job issues and it certainly doesn't say you open up everything.

    Why should IT waste their limited time cleaning up the mess you caused?

    1. Re:"Least privilege" is where it's at, folks by bnet41 · · Score: 1

      Seriously, how do you get the restricted user to work right? We have spent months on this, and every time we think we have it nailed, something comes up.

    2. Re:"Least privilege" is where it's at, folks by bconway · · Score: 1

      Each case/application should be handled on an individual basis. There is NOTHING that can't be done as a restricted user in the Windows world with the proper administration.

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    3. Re:"Least privilege" is where it's at, folks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, absolutely correct.

      And for the people that think outbound connections should not be blocked "because the wholeworld is not HTTP", you don't have a clue what you're talking about.

      A very common tactic once a box is rooted is to establish an outbound connection and bring in more remote control tools/root kits or whatever.

      If you're a firewall admin and you're not carefully controlling and monitoring outbound connections in this century, you're negligent big time.

      I'm a firewall admin and a proxy admin. If my employer saw half of what I see, we wouldn't have to downsize occasionally because many employees would be history long before that.

  88. For those who suffer under NMCI... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For those in who suffer the indignities, torture, and gagging suffocation of being on the No More Connectivity Intranet... ouch.

    You gotta love a multi-million dollar boondogle with highlights like this:

    Only one in four of our users now wants to stab out their eyes with a government pen!
    "The latest Navy Marine Corps Intranet (NMCI) Customer Satisfaction Survey results continued to show slow but steady improvement in user satisfaction with NMCI and EDS related services. For the second quarter of 2005, overall NMCI customer satisfaction increased two percent to 76 percent."

    Name renaming by the Department of Redundacy Dept.
    "The Assistant Secretary of the Navy for Research, Development and Acquisition (ASN-RDA), Mr. John Young, has restructured the NMCI office. Previously called the NMCI Directors Office, this office has been renamed the 'Direct Reporting Program Manager (DRPM) NMCI.'"

    Reassembling random Dilbert quotes generates a Mission Statement
    "NMCI is an initiative that launches the Department of the Navy's (DoN) first step toward reaching both Joint Vision 2010 and Joint Vision 2020's goal of information superiority for the Department of Defense. NMCI delivers a comprehensive, end-to-end information services to the DoN through a common computing and communications environment. This will enhance system and software interoperability and, in turn, enhance information exchange capability for garrisoned and deployed forces as well as individual users. "

    :-(

    But at least EDS is making lots of money!

    :-)

  89. do like ISPs do for customers by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    ISPs are able to serve thousands without blocking ports or web sites, and don't disconnect customers for not installing the latest patches. Some cities are even putting in free wireless Internet access for anyone and everyone, no identification, membership, or monthly fees required. There are plenty of cafes, bookstores, motels, and other businesses that offer free Internet access. What's their secret that, unlike the typical employer, they can grant free access without having their networks slowed to uselessness by a ton of spam and virii and whatever else?

    What is it about work environments that management and administration want to hold users hands more firmly than the users want them held? They convince themselves it's in everyone's best interests, even the users who are only "occasionally" inconvenienced. Security is too easy to use to excuse all sorts of obnoxious policies, and not just in IT. They forcibly take responsibility, then have the nerve to sneer about employees being whiny, dependent, clueless lusers, not appreciating they're partly to blame for fostering and forcing the dependence. I've seen this attitude too often in network admins. I've had far more trouble from overzealous security than I've ever had from the stuff the security is supposed to protect me from. And, yes, I've used computers just fine with far less protection than most admins seem to think necessary. In other words, you don't need the latest patch to fix the vulnerability in the never used service that listens on ports 135 to 139 if you simply shut that service off or block those ports yourself with your own firewall. You don't need the continuously operating automatic virus scanner chewing up 50% or more of your processor time and banging your hard drive as hard as a virus would if you use apps like Thunderbird and not a broken email app like Outlook. It's like the bad old days of Ma Bell, when ordinary mortals were not permitted to use anything but a few basic models of phones, no modems, and the phones were only leased out-- Ma Bell still owned them. Today, phones are libre, but computers sure aren't.

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    1. Re:do like ISPs do for customers by KDN · · Score: 1
      ISPs are able to serve thousands without blocking ports or web sites, and don't disconnect customers for not installing the latest patches. Some cities are even putting in free wireless Internet access for anyone and everyone, no identification, membership, or monthly fees required. There are plenty of cafes, bookstores, motels, and other businesses that offer free Internet access. What's their secret that, unlike the typical employer, they can grant free access without having their networks slowed to uselessness by a ton of spam and virii and whatever else? What is it about work environments that management and administration want to hold users hands more firmly than the users want them held?

      Users of ISP's don't hold the ISP responsible if someone breaks in and steals their data. They don't hold the ISP responsible if they get a virus on their machine.

      As far as changing apps to those that are less vulnerable, we have done the recomendations, but they always fall on deaf ears. The application writers only know how to write applications for IE going to IIS and a MSSQL back end. Anything else and they are lost. And we (Info Sec) need to secure these apps by waving a magic wand or something.

  90. Security vs. Users vs. the Big Bad World by whoppo · · Score: 3, Informative

    A decade ago it was not unusual for corporate networks to have little or no restrictions on end users. Workstations, servers and even printers had publicly routable addresses and free access to the internet as it was. Back then we had to deal with relatively few miscreants... the occasional "ping of death", "teardrop" or the dreaded "smurf" attack. Malicious activities could be deflected by a few simple firewall rules.

    Flip the calendar ahead 10 years... The internet is ripe with malicious content. Organized groups of crackers, writing exploit code for every system vulnerability imaginable... Script kiddies gaining "respect" relative to the number of machines they can compromise for addition to their bot-nets... Spammers building their armies of compromised boxes to anonymously sell viagra and fake rolexes... the list goes on and on. In short, the need for network security is real and sometimes the end user is inconvenienced in the process of running a tight ship.

    In an ideal corporate world, the bad guys would stay out and the users would have everything they want. In the real world there is a balancing act that weighs a security "best effort" against business needs. It sounds to me as if the original poster's company is in the early stages of making this happen. Security measures are being taken and users are feeling the pain. The next step is for the users to identify the needs that are not being met and challenge their management and IT resources to provide for those needs while making a best effort to do so securely. This, unfortunately, often involves plenty of corporate political bullshit and associated headaches, but if you can show a LEGIT business need, it should make it through the process.

    I manage all internet connectiity and perimeter security for a very large healthcare foundation that includes several hospitals, physicians offices and research facilities. Not a day goes by without some kind of request for additional access to some resource. Most are reasonable and can be accomodated with little or no impact on security. Some are not so reasonable politely rejected with a comprehensive explanation of why it's not gonna happen and where applicable, alternative solutions are offered.

    As for the original poster's situation... should end users be applying system patches? hell no. IT folks get paid to do that. Should individual workstations be sending SMTP traffic beyond the network perimeter? hell no! IT folks should make a suitably secured SMTP gateway available. Should users be able to go anywhere on the 'net they want? hell no! The company pays for the bandwidth and owns the workstations... they can say "no" to anything they consider to be unrelated to doing business. If users need to get somewhere on the filtered list, it should be easy enough to justify it to management. Do the homework and make your case... you'll get much farther than someone that just pisses and moans about how restrictive those IT bastards are.

      Best of luck.

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    1. Re:Security vs. Users vs. the Big Bad World by FrostedChaos · · Score: 1

      Should users be able to go anywhere on the 'net they want? hell no! The company pays for the bandwidth and owns the workstations... they can say "no" to anything they consider to be unrelated to doing business. If users need to get somewhere on the filtered list, it should be easy enough to justify it to management. Do the homework and make your case... you'll get much farther than someone that just pisses and moans about how restrictive those IT bastards are.

      There will always be some legitimate sites that get caught up in the web filter. Websites about breast cancer that get blocked because they say "breast", things like that. When people can't get to the sites they want, they will not have time to submit every such site to management for approval. They will just either find a way around the filter, or keep searching. In both cases, it is a waste of company time.

      In some cases it might be appropriate to prohibit users from installing software or even connecting to the internet. It depends on what their job is. But http filters are just crap, pure and simple.

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  91. That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pffft, firewalls and 8 different passwords for 6 different systems is nothing. What about being in a building behind three layers of locked doors, having to lock down your desk and all your files over night because they don't even trust the cleaning crew. Shoot, they don't even trust the daytime workers either, get up from your desk, ok lock your workstation. I've gotten so used to that when I walk away from my pc at home I hit ctr+alt+del just by reflex. What's worse is we can't even leave paperwork face up on our desk over lunch breaks. Everything must be turned over.

    At this rate we won't even be allowed to look like we're doing anything. We'll just have to sit at an empty desk with a blank screen on the monitor.

  92. Security versus being able to work by Cyric · · Score: 1

    For all the things companies do poorly, I've found my own company does IT pretty well ... or, at least the portions you mentioned.

    The proxy really only blocks things you truly shouldn't be viewing while at work. They tried keyword filtering, but when it failed it was backed off and progress kept moving forward.

    Security patches and such are handled decently (if you're on the corporate domain). If you're not on the corporate domain, see next item.

    A/V is really the only thing that ever crops up and "interferes" with normal (legitimate) work. If you have an active virus, the networking group disables your network port until things are cleared up. Typically people get the virus in the first place because they don't have their machine patched. If you become a problem it goes to your management (either because someone picks up the phone and calls your manager, or more likely you can't get your work done and your manager finds out you've been wasting your time setting up your own domain and goofing around doing irrelevant things).

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  93. Re:Security is Good on Paper by imemyself · · Score: 1

    I would agree, especially with the second point. Does your employer pay you for every minute you worry or think about your job when you're at home? If not, then what reasonable basis do they have for forcing you to spend every minute at work thinking about your job. I mean its one thing if someone is spending the entire fscking work day reading /. (I'm available for any jobs that entail that ;) ), but its another thing entirely if they spend like 2 or 3 minutes here and there reading a website/usenet or emailing/calling a friend or spouse or something.

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  94. Security needs better processes, not better tech by scdeimos · · Score: 1

    Security technologies these days are pretty well defined, but getting policies right (and making people follow them) is an ongoing battle.

    Our company setup a "transparent" proxy server on the border router which requires proxy-auth to access any external web sites and then logs the crap out of you. Since I object to such monitoring I refuse to use it. Whenever a new server gets setup for us to use, like CVS or SVN for example, I find myself getting prompted for access because the server builders put it on a public IP.

    I take great delight in telling my manager that I can't do any work until they've followed their own security policies and put an internal system on our internal networks. You'd think they'd learn after the first few times. :)

  95. And you're complaining about what exactly? by ocbwilg · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Looking back at my company, 10 years ago, our machines were connected directly to the Internet, no proxy, no firewall, no antivirus software.

    Looking back 10 years ago, your biggest threat was someone bringing a virus-infected floppy disk into work and taking down one of the 20 computers in your 50-person office. But hey, if you want to connect your PC to the Internet with no proxy, no firewall, and no virus protection, then be my guest. I doubt your PC lasts 24 hours before it becomes unusable.

    Today, my company's proxy server blocks access to: 'bad' web sites (such as Google Groups;

    And also very likely thousands of hacking, piracy, virus, worm, spyware, and phishing-related sites.

    our 'antivirus' software prevents our machines (even machines that host production applications) from carrying out legitimate functions, such as the sending of email via SMTP

    If it really is a legitimate purpose, you shouldn't have any problems being granted an exception for your specific case. Everywhere I have ever worked has done so.

    and individual employees are forced to apply security patches with little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network access, if they do not comply by the deadline.

    Ah, now I see. Your administration is incompetent. Under no circumstances should end users be installing security patches. They should be installed by administrators (if not automatically), and there shouldn't be any concern about cutting off non-compliant PCs because there won't be any. Anything less isn't security at all.

    have we become so secure that we're stifling our own ability to get things done?

    We haven't, but it sounds like the folks running the show at your place may have. But it also sounds like they don't know what they're doing either.

  96. Porn liability by typical · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Being a corporate IT security at large corporation I can tell you why google groups are blocked. If I am looking at porn on alt.binaries.erotica and a female co-worker walks up behind me she could sue for sexual harassment and say the company did not take adequate measures to prevent this situation.

    My understanding is the hoopola about "if you don't block pornography, you're liable" is nonsense that's heavily propogated by vendors of filtering software. The case that claims about liability are based on is the '91 ruling in Robinson v. Jacksonville Shipyards, Inc. Here, the plaintiff was being directly targeted and porn was being publically pervasively placed throughout the workplace. That's a *far* cry from someone walking in and seeing a pornographic image on someone's computer monitor. That's even *further* away from a company being liable because they actually aren't buying a product to do filtering.

    My impression is that most of the people that install these packages get sold a bill of goods by the filtering people "Lawsuits! Lawsuits!" The IT people pass the possibility of a lawsuit on up, some higher-up decides that the software is cheap insurance against a lawsuit, and buys it.

    Frankly, companies don't need to worry about liability from not filtering porn (IANAL and all that). They might need to worry about employees being off-task (I mean, come on -- if you're browsing porn, you are *not* doing work). However, I've been incredibly frusterated by stuff in the past (like pages containing "wine" in the URL being blocked -- when I'm trying to look up constants in WINE's header files), with information about HTTP tunneling that I needed for writing some software that had to interoperate with a firewall being blocked (as "criminal activity", impressively enough, along with anything involving a "proxy"), and so forth. Companies aren't avoiding liability at all -- they're trying to control employees, and keep them from goofing off at work. I'm not saying that there's necessarily anything wrong with that that, but it's just not really a liability issue. I've seen people blow time chatting with their friends on non-work related stuff on AIM, and I can understand that there's a desire to not let the computer be an entertainment device.

    However, I've got a much better solution. Have software that skims browsing history, flags anything suspicious, and allows an employee's boss to take a gander at it (if he really wants to). Oh, and *tell* the employee that you plan to do this -- the idea is to prevent abuse. I don't have a problem with my boss seeing a complete log of my at-work browsing history -- I do have a real problem with IT blocking things. I don't abuse my work connection, and it's really irritating to be treated as if I have because someone somewhere *has* done so.

    Basically, I think that it's probably unreasonable to prevent the following types of Internet usage in a regular work environment, at least from a security/liability standpoint:

    * Outbound TCP connections, other than maybe to port 25. The whole world is not HTTP.

    * Requests to DNS servers other than the company one (why on *earth* do people do this?)

    * Outbound SSH connections (a special case of the above that's particularly annoying -- sometimes I need to get at my addressbook or something else on my home computer). (There is a small potential security issue here in that someone could set up X11 port forwarding, and have a compromised outside box keylog or screenshot their workstation machine desktop) but goddamn it, the risk is awfully small and the loss of functionality enormous. This is not James Bond, and armies of ninja hackers are not out trying to take screenshots of desktops.

    * Access to webpages. Good *God*. If you have to log them, fine, but for Chrissake, do not filter. It's *so* irritating.

    Real security risks? Worms, dubious software that people intentionally install, people simply taking confidential (*actually* confidentially, not doc

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    1. Re:Porn liability by Alioth · · Score: 1

      I agree, the whole world isn't HTTP - but if a regular company isn't doing 'default deny' then they are taking serious risks. With more and more internet users behind NAT routers, networked malware is now instead of running on a machine and listening, is running on a machine and making an outbound connection to some remote host. If you don't have egress filtering, your firewall may as well not exist.

      If you want to occasionally SSH to your home machine, run your sshd on port 443 and go via your company's web proxy (tools like PuTTY can use HTTP CONNECT to do ssh via a proxy on port 443). Be sure to ask your company if this is OK first though. That way they don't have to open port 22 to the world, and instead they have a logged, traceable connection.

    2. Re:Porn liability by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Outbound TCP connections, other than maybe to port 25. The whole world is not HTTP.

      * Outbound SSH connections (a special case of the above that's particularly annoying -- sometimes I need to get at my addressbook or something else on my home computer). (There is a small potential security issue here in that someone could set up X11 port forwarding, and have a compromised outside box keylog or screenshot their workstation machine desktop) but goddamn it, the risk is awfully small and the loss of functionality enormous. This is not James Bond, and armies of ninja hackers are not out trying to take screenshots of desktops.


      If I can get 1 port out, I can ssh tunnel most anything else. I had a situation where the RSS portion of thunderbird would query a lot of websites for "small" xml files and I was also running gaim. The network folks looked at the traffic pattern for this and decided that it was "definitely an AOL bot" (I always hear that in a rainman voice). So I run squid on my home box and set up an ssh portforward and point thinderbird at the local port. Upside is that the throughput is better due to the compression and caching and that the network traffic looks ok now.

      Allowing ports out might be a risk, since ssh can listen on just about any port.
    3. Re:Porn liability by MeanJeans · · Score: 1


      The only outbound ports that should be allowed are ones that are known to be necessary for a business application. It should be locked down by source and destination IP address/subnet too.

      If you allow wide open outbound DNS or SSH that can become a security hole. Many worms or trojans make outbound connections to download additional exploit tools. They could make those connections using TFTP outbound through the common DNS port (udp 53). If those connections are restricted IT doesn't have to worry about that being an attack vector.

      If you need outbound SSH in order to do your job or to do your job better, you should be able to make the case with your manager. IT can poke a hole just for you to have this business related outbound access.

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    4. Re:Porn liability by typical · · Score: 1

      Many worms or trojans make outbound connections to download additional exploit tools. They could make those connections using TFTP outbound through the common DNS port (udp 53). If those connections are restricted IT doesn't have to worry about that being an attack vector.

      They could also get data in many ways that you aren't going to block -- heck, if your web browser can get to the Internet, they can just examine the settings or piggyback the web browser.

      I can understand trying to keep malware from getting on a machine in the first place, but trying to keep it from downloading additional data once it's there is a lost cause.

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  97. I'm afraid I can't tell you. by MrRee · · Score: 1

    That would be a violation of our security policy.

  98. all i need is ssh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ssh'ing to external machines is not blocked at my company, so all of the security obstacles are easily bypassed with one command:

    ssh -Y me@myhomebox startkde

    sure, its a bit slow, but its quite nice to be sitting at your home box when you're 30 miles away in a tiny cubicle :)

  99. Re:Your cmplaints are uncovincing(Except on Earth) by E++99 · · Score: 1
    If it's preventing you from getting work done, you should have no problem convincing them -- and if you do, light a fire under your manager; that's what managers are there for.
    Not sure what universe you're working in, but in this one, managers exist to think up ideas like filtering all "unproductive" web sites, without giving a crap that it actually kills productivity for people who need to get to some of these sites, and logging all the rest, so that they can read reports every week of all the web sites people tried to visit, and maybe call someone's manager if they were surfing too much.

    (Software developers on the other hand, I guess, exist to download free web proxy software and set it up on one of the company's web servers, so that the software development group can bypass the filtering AND the logging, and surf freely.)
  100. Re:They were right., yes by crazylocks · · Score: 1

    If only my network administrators and/or supervisors thought like you. It took several months of begging to get a junker out of the warehouse that I could use for linux, so I didn't need to have a dual boot machine. They are a huge PITA. How people develop software on multiple platforms without having a sample of those platforms that they can destroy occasionally is beyond me.

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  101. Well I... by Firehed · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I have my PCs connected to the net with through a router (that, of course, has a firewall built in) and that's it. No AV, no anti-crapware, no software firewall, and all of my passwords are stored in the password-remembering thing that Firefox has. And I've yet to have my PC hacked or my life heisted. None of those inexplicable slowdowns or popups that are indicative of crapware'd computers.

    But at school (which is as close to a "corporate" environment as I can get), it's another story. We have a (horrifically unstable, read: if you touch it in the wrong place, the hard drive disconnects) proxy server as a pr0nfilter, about three different - all ineffective - AV/AS/AA software setups. We use some stupid Novell launcher that makes it impossible to do anything productive and very difficult just to waste time (Adobe reader isn't associated with PDFs, so you can't open them... extrapolate that level of difficulty to trying to code a standards-compliant idiotproof website with php and stylesheets using notepad and you'll relive my last two months). They'll kick you off the network if you look at the IT department the wrong way.

    They put the newest machines in the lab where they teach keyboarding, but leave the slowest machines I've used in the last ten years in the CAD lab. I mean, damn. I've heard the hard drives dying on those things. You think they try and make it impossible to do anything.

    And where does it get us for security? Absolutely f'ing nowhere. I still get more spam at school than the rest of my half-dozen email accounts combined, have effectively zero productivity, and all my popups are instead replaced with script debugging errors. Meanwhile, files seem to dissapear out of my network storage, and about eight different CrapWare! toolbars are installed on every copy of IE (no, they won't even consider letting us use firefox).

    So, their fifteen steps of added security has done absolutely nothing productive. It makes the computers (most of which don't even meet the minimum requirements for XP, but that didn't stop them!) EVEN slower, makes it harder to do anything, and I still am nervous about logging in to check my email on my own webserver (as they blocked gmail with the pr0nfilter). Basically, they did all the stupid crap the government makes them do to comply with the CIPA so they can keep getting (and wasting) federal funding. I flat-out refuse to work on anything of real importance on their computers, because even if security is moderately reasonable, reliability is near-zero.

    Sure, I can't look at pr0n at school (as if I'd want to, their 17" LCDs are all forced into 800x600 anyways, and have some of the worst constrast I've seen, not to mention a good portion are shattered), but I certainly can't do a project for a health class either. That's all we have to show for tons of "security" measures that all translate into ineffective anti-stupidity measures.

    I remember, back in the day, the school security measures were take your floppy to the tech guy's office and have them make sure it doesn't have any viruses on it before using it. And if you wanted to open your .htm files in wordpad, you could. Nothing ever dissapeared and identities weren't stolen. Heck, there wasn't even spam. I'm glad I have real computers at home...

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  102. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  103. Well think about it for a moment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What corporation wants their network access to be loosed?

  104. and I think you missed his point by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    An problem isn't a problem if you already know the solution.

    You're asserting he uses Groups to do 90% of his job. I read it as he solves 90% of his problems with it.
    I'm the same way with Oracle's Metalink - most of the time I know what to do but when I don't, I go there.

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    1. Re:and I think you missed his point by aaronl · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you're right, and if so, then I'd pretty much agree with that. I find that most of the time that people say something similar to the Google thing, it's because they don't understand how their tech actually works. (This is where real training courses and books and such help.)

      When I actually don't know the solution, but I know how the tech works, and what it's supposed to be doing, I don't need to look anything up. I diagnose what the problem is, then look to see what could cause it. Once I find that, I fix it, or I look to reference on the particular thing. (Unless, of course, it's an emergency and it just needs to be fixed NOW.) Then, I not only know how to fix *that* problem, but what causes that problem, and I've probably learned more about the tech in question.

      I don't like putting things in production until I know them inside and out. Sometimes I can't have that, but I work very hard to make it happen. If it breaks, I need to be able to find out why it did that, how to fix it, and how to stop it from happening again.

      Depending on a looking everything up on Google is a bad practice, just becuase you'll so often get only the solution, not the cause. You learn by doing, not by having someone just tell you the answer or by following a list of "type this" instructions.

      Your example of MetaLink is basically vendor documentation. You could think of it as calling the vendor and asking, but more convenient. If you already know Oracle, and have some bizzarre or time critical problem, then it's a great resource. If you use it as one of the first steps in problem-solving, then you probably should be doing a lot more learning about Oracle.

  105. I don't think there's a happy medium by acoustix · · Score: 1

    At my company security is definitely not a priority. I'm sure I'm often viewed as "bitchy" when it comes to securing the network. I'm a firm believer in security first, everything else later.

    -Nick

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  106. Re:Security is Good on Paper by Kevster · · Score: 1

    Where I work (a municipal government), the security folk are more concerned about the appearance of security than actual security. All ports are now blocked but for ftp, http, https and 12173 (specific app). I used to be able to SSH, but no more. The worst part? They are now blocking a pile of "games" sites. The dumb thing, in two parts: (1) they're blocking via a firewall which only blocks IP addresses, not URLs, so they scanned all http traffic for "games" and blocked the corresponding IP address; (2) this blocks "games.slashdot.org"... and it.slashdot.org, and ask.slashdot.org, and books.slashdot.org, and science.slashdot.org -- all *.slashdot.org resolve to the same IP address -- but NOT http://slashdot.org/ !!! So I can view the main page, but almost no articles and comments. Yes, I'm posting this from home. Yes, I explained that games.slashdot.org does not CONTAIN games in any form, but just news ABOUT games, but they haven't responded. They're a bunch of twits.

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  107. Thing are great, where I work. by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1

    The situation where I work is great. The IT people are extremely competent and know that their job is to facilitate the developers and others in the creation of the company's software (sales of which are being where the company makes its profit). As a programmer, I greatly appreciate the job they do, having worked at other companies where the IT people seemed to think their job was to reduce the amount of work they had to do on a daily basis, regardless of how their lockdowns and poorly thought-out policies impacted anyone else or the company's bottom-line.

    Not having access to Google Groups/Deja would be a real productivity loss for me and most other developers I know, so I'm thankful I don't work at the article poster's place of business. Of course, YMMV depending upon where you work and the needs of the users, and blocking sites like Deja may make sense at some companies.

    1. Re:Thing are great, where I work. by sabotage_assasin · · Score: 1

      I may be a little cynical, but how big is your company? You enjoy a lot more freedom than I did in product development at my previous job and in most places where I do consultation now. I can understand a sysadmin being a little wary of a consultant, but you and your fellow programmers seem to enjoy a level of trust at your company that I don't see anymore at most larger places. As for your IT department being competant and knowledgable, I suspect that many IT professionals are at heart, but they have become jaded by restrictive or unreasonable company policies.

  108. partly true by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    I'd agree with you re: metalink on the database side.

    And I do agree with you on the remainder of your post - the WHY is more important than the fix.

    On the Oracle Applications side, though. . . metalink often only points you in the right direction for a diagnosis. Oracle Apps is a sumbitch, and the error documentation rarely points to the WHY of a problem. But it does make a fantastic search phrase to start your work from :) God I hate Oracle.

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  109. Corporate "IT Environment:" the technical side by sabotage_assasin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe a good example of the corporate IT environment will be the example of my (recently) former company: a major computer manufacturer. I signed a nondisclosure agreement, so I won't give anything blatant away, but you can draw your own intelligent conclusions. I agree with most of the comments made: that company policy and actual security are two very different things. My point is, that a company that deals with computer manufacture and OEM releases of Windows should know better. All companies have small beginnings, and people talked about the good old days when I came to the team. But by the time I got there, people in product development had computers with no cd/floppy drives and locked cases so they "couldn't steal the RAM" (all pitiful 64 MB of it) and you had to save all your work on the network where everyone else could access it if they really felt like looking. My machine had an 8 GB hard drive. After my OS, normal security measures and applications, not to mention management-inspired insanities, what was I supposed to do with the remaining 1 GB of my "brand new" computer's hard drive space? To be fair, in 1997, it was running on a Win95 network, but in 2002 it was still running on the same basic infrastructure. For security reasons. Management was so terrified of theft of ideas and possible piracy (like people didn't have their own broadband at home) that security searched you and your belongings every day for discs/diskettes. No more notebooks or working at a place other than work. Not even for management. You had to check out discs and RAM for a system in the lab, which was the only place that had computers with drives outside the server room, the actual manufacturing floor, and six offices used on rotation by managers. This was primarily for demonstrations when you were teaching tech support staff about new products, services, or OS releases. I had to introduce serial ATA to 30 people at a time in my building, while being monitored by security and recorded, with a checked out copy of a Windows XP beta edition and one stripped-down computer case because that was all that they were willing to give me. And then came WinXP. All the systems complex-wide were falling apart, being 4-7 years old, so they upgraded every box to 128 MB RAM and 8 GB hard drives. Then they installed the OS as soon as it was released. Needless to say, systems were crashing everywhere, none of the company-wide software applications were even XP-compatible, and there was a general state of chaos. There were real security holes everywhere, but corporate HQ touted their trend-forward steps for their shareholders. For a year this particular location operated in total darkness while their crippled and villified 10-person IT team tried to allocate resources and time to fix everything. Not only did Corporate expect IT to magically fix everything; they expected an entire manufacturing, customer service and tech support center to operate with unreliable documentation tools, poor shipping fulfillment software and customer information database vulnerabilities. Things are running more smoothly now, but this event illustrates the problems with so many companies, both tech-related and not. Most corporate-level managers still think it's 1985 and things are as simple as MSDOS 6.0. They can program in QBASIC. If they had any technical experience, it's long out of date. These are the people who set the policies that drive your IT practices, especially in larger companies. Kudos to all the businesses that still give their IT staff the power to use their own discretion, but they are becoming rarer every day. In the end it's not the intelligence of the end-user that needs to change; it's the education level and experience of the person setting technical policy that needs to change. If this means the company's CEO spending a 2-week internship in Engineering, why not? He's still getting paid. If the VP of sales needs to understand that she can't guarantee a client that her company uses this or that security protocol, fly her down to a local sysadmin's office for a month. Corporate practices need to change before industry standards will change. Until then, we all just need to hang in there.

    1. Re:Corporate "IT Environment:" the technical side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, seriously paragraphs are your friends. And there's no extra charge for using them.

    2. Re:Corporate "IT Environment:" the technical side by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever heard of line breaks?

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  110. Draw a line - and make it dark. by darrell73 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm going to attempt to answer this question. I've been in schools and government and I see the slide toward using "SECURITY" as a way of managing workers. And I think this has to stop.

    I'll explain what I mean. Security, as most employers define it, is to keep the IT resources available for "Legitimate Use". Now with firewalls and proxies you can define for the employees exactly WHAT legitimate use is. Except you need another IT department to deal with monitoring blacklists, removing sites from blacklists for legitimate purposes and analysing logs - assuming you want the the system to work effectively AND maintain productivity. And all this in the name of Security.

    How about taking a step back and looking at the bigger picture. Here in Australia we have laws that determine what we can and can't see. Various magazines can only be sold to adults and pretty much everything comes with a classification rating. On top of that we have various other legislation that basically says "Don't discriminate" and this means no girlie posters/magazines where someone may be offended. And workplaces, abiding by that legislation, have procedures to follow in the case of a breach of one of these laws.

    SO! Why block these websites? If someone detects this (either by logs OR by walking past) then there is a clear procedure to follow. Why should something being viewed on a computer screen be any different than printed. The answer is - BECAUSE SYSADMINS HAVE THE TOOLS TO STOP IT!

    I disagree with using these tools because it is a "quick fix" solution for management (a handball if you will) which becomes one of the biggest headaches for the IT department. If you already have the procedures, then follow them!

    I'll extend this further by taking the given example of Google Groups. For what reason is this being banned? Does it contravene any legislation? NO! Does it contravene any Human Resource policy? NO! What it does do is allow staff to spend time not doing work. Now, I seem to recall that, once upon a time, workers not doing work were sacked! If you were in derelict of your duty, a reprimand was issued. After this it was "Here is the door". So follow this well established procedure. Don't force staff into a shoe box. Reward good workers with latitude and get rid of the dead wood!

    So the answer to your question is - Make a clear distinction between what is necessary for security and what is purely management not wanting to manage. Security is about patching machines, antivirus and appropriate controls. Security is NOT about content management. Yes, there are some grey areas (like email and firewalls) but if you can make that distinction then lineballs become easier to deal with.

    **Please note that I have a different opinion where minors are concerned.

  111. You Aren't Alone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Aren't Alone. I am part of an "IT" department, but I don't exactly do "computer" things. I have nearly 200 networked control systems throughout a large complex, and have fallen victim to what you describe. The "computer" people in IT set policies on a per-jack basis around our facility. I can no longer communicate with a good 60-70% of my control systems, and we've had a help ticket in for about 6 months. It's kinda a pain when you can't get statistics and usage information from *YOUR OWN GEAR*. And, frankly, it's not that it's a difficult thing to figure out. It's just that none of these people considered that they'd have to go around and manually configure nearly 200 different peices of equipment around several different locations. Now, it's become so much work that nobody wants to go around to fix it. Assinine, I'd say. It just gets to be too much when you can't even use your own shit internally.

  112. What about the OS? by ka9dgx · · Score: 1
    Lots of comments about locking down machines, applying patches, etc. What if it were possible to run every single application in it's own Virtual Machine? If even the OS itself were isolated from the hardware?

    If the security rules were then written to use capabilities instead of ACLs, it would pretty much be bulletproof...

    Someday we'll get there... but the pain isn't sufficient yet... and the virtualization hardware is just coming into play.

    --Mike--

  113. I'll Agree by bferlin · · Score: 1

    I work as an IT manager at a company where I had to install an attachment scanner -- and it routinely chews up legitimate emails I get from programmers -- But there's nothing I can do, the virus writers are getting smarter and are zipping or otherwise encrypting emails and I have to do something to stay a step ahead of them. Thankfully Linux has helped me immensely in keeping our infrastructure from dying.

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  114. They were wrong and you're lazy! by syousef · · Score: 1

    So to make your job easier, you're happy to inconvenience your users and cost your company money? Yes it might be a PITA. Guess what, that's why you get paid. If your users have a genuine need for a dual boot system, you should be supporting it. It's not some strange alien configuration that you couldn't possibly know about. How will you ever cope if your users get VMWare?

    As other users have pointed out 2 machines = twice the cost and twice the admin, and as a user there's a good case for not booting up the one you're not using at the time, so you'll still get out of date updates.

    Thank $!@# you're not my sysadmin. (And you should thank !@$% I'm not your boss either!)

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    1. Re:They were wrong and you're lazy! by Malor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's absolutely trivial to admin one more standard Windows or Linux box remotely.

      It is NOT trivial to try to remotely deal with a dual-boot environment.

      His list of reasons were very solid, backed by experience. Your 'rebuttal' is crap. Twice the machines is HALF the cost... because MOST of the cost of a machine is maintenance. Unless the machines are just appallingly expensive, most secondary computers would pay for themselves by about the fifth manual patch visit. All the user has to do is leave both computers on all the time. Every place I've ever worked has left ALL machines on all the time.

      VMWare images are easy to deal with. They look just like the other machines on the network, although perhaps not always running. You don't have to do anything special to support them; they just work. You can think of them like laptops. It's a total non-issue.

      If you supervise IT employees, I feel very bad for them. If any of those theoretical employees are reading this: get the hell out. There are sane bosses in the world.

    2. Re:They were wrong and you're lazy! by sploxx · · Score: 1


      All the user has to do is leave both computers on all the time. Every place I've ever worked has left ALL machines on all the time.

      [...]

      VMWare images are easy to deal with. They look just like the other machines on the network, although perhaps not always running. You don't have to do anything special to support them; they just work. You can think of them like laptops. It's a total non-issue.


      I don't want to argue about whether dual boot is harmful and bad to manage, but aren't you contradicting yourself here?

      I mean... if a vmware image appears as a second machine which is only sometimes online, what about giving your dual box two IPs, one for each OS and then you have the appearance of 'two boxes sometimes online'?
      To the IT guy, it should be exactly the same thing. Or are we talking about cross-infection about partitions? [I don't consider this impossible and it isn't, but I never heard of such a (not made up) case.] What am I missing here?

    3. Re:They were wrong and you're lazy! by Malor · · Score: 1

      Giving the same box two IPs is possible, but awkward... most DHCP servers assign on MAC address. You can sometimes change the visible MAC address at the OS level, but not always. The 'normal' approach would be to configure both sides with static IPs, which is something I avoid religiously. I'll often set up static reservations for people who need to be at a particular IP address, but taking them off the DHCP system guarantees I can't roll out changes by tweaking something on the server. Their machine becomes a 'server' instead of a 'client'... something more I have to think about, and potentially get wrong, anytime I need to push a network change. (new nameserver or what have you.)

      Plus, there's no guarantee that a particular set of patches won't interfere with the other install on the box. The bootloader environment is often fragile in a dual-boot setup. If you want NT to be the Master Boot Loader, for instance, you can do that. However, at least as of a couple of years ago, you had to copy the LILO boot sector to an XP file, and tell the XP bootloader to load the file from its system partition. So if you update the Linux kernel, you have to rerun LILO, and then you have to overwrite the file on the NT side with the new boot sector. That's hard to automate.

      You can dodge that messiness with GRUB (which doesn't change bootloader every time the kernel changes), but GRUB tends to be more complex to administer than LILO does. It's simpler in THIS case, but if you've standardized already on LILO, having that one box with GRUB is, again, something to think about.

      Additionally, there are usually hacks in the Linux environment so that you can see the XP side of the box, like loading the NTFS DLL to read the Windows partitions. This sort of thing is also fragile and prone to breakage. Updating softwarebecomes, again, a hit-or-miss proposition. T

      Particularly as you scale up to very large environments, you want everything as standardized as possible. When you have a thousand machines to administer, the 10 'weird' installations give you as much trouble as the 990 'normal' ones. Plunking down two desktops with a switchbox turns an installation from one 'weird' machine to two 'N+1' machines. From my perspective, that's a huge win. From the end-user perspective, there's a higher chance of (rare) hardware breakage, and a lower chance of (common) software breakage.

      Most users, if you put it like that, will tend to agree that a second box is a good idea. :)

  115. Either this is a troll, or you're really ignorant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, I doubt any user owns any of the computers at your company. Stop thinking of the computer in your office or your backpack as YOUR computer. But don't stop there -- correct your thinking while you're at it: start thinking of that computer as a SERVICE the company provides to its employees to do what and ONLY what the company wants you to do.

    You do NOT have ANY rights regarding that computer, the software installed on it, how it runs, etc. You also should NOT be browsing the web for personal enjoyment or reading personal email.

    Face reality - you are there to do a job and any time you spend doing something else is time you are being unethical. Do you think your colleagues on the GM assembly lines have ANY sympathy for your whining? They have every minute of their working day scripted by the timing of the line, down to how long they get in the bathroom. Most IT workers in the US spend 80% of their day surfing the web or chatting online, then go home and bitch about how the IT group cut off AOL access.

    You are there to DO WHAT YOU ARE TOLD and to SERVE THE COMPANY TO EARN YOUR PAY. You are NOT there to go to websites the company doesn't ask you to visit. Do what you're told or find a better job, if you really think you can.

    I am soooo sick of whiny white-collar workers who think they really work after surfing the web all day - you'd think none of those people knows a person with a real job.

  116. ha ha. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Because if we didn't, the same thing would happen eighty times a year instead of once.

    I'm not sure how it could happen more than 52 times a year. It takes at least a week to reinstall all that broken junk. Considering the number of critical patches every month, it's a wonder this limit is not attained.

    Let's hope more people do as you say and less as you do. As you said somewhere else, "security would be easier in an environment where everyone ran Linux on the desktop." I say it would be a lot easier for everyone. I won't have to pay that much more for all those things big dumb companies make. I also won't have to put up with their big dumb networks taking down the whole internet and being used for extortion and all the other things the M$ monoculture provides.

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  117. You've solved your own problem... by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one hand, you can never be too secure, however on the other hand, have we become so secure that we're stifling our own ability to get things done?

    Yes, you *can* be too-secure. "Too much security" occurs when you can't get work done -- as is your case. The only *real* question facing corporate IT is "what amount of liberty is necessary to perform the duties of the employee requesting that access?" In true totalitarian style, the old computer security saying "that which is not expressly-permitted is forbidden" is the basic principle of current corporate IT security.

    We have this same problem where I work. Thank shitty MSFT security for the current mess...

    On a related, more-general note, security and liberty are *always* at odds. They logically must be: if you are restricted from performing action A, then you are not at liberty to perform action A. Simple as that.

    For a real-world example: if you are locked-out of somebody's home, then you are not free to open the door to that home. The home is secure against your entry (at least from this particular vector).

    Frankly, he who wants to be both safe and free will never have what cannot be.
    1. Re:You've solved your own problem... by Pinback · · Score: 1

      I often work from a customer's site. And in many cases they've adopted some draconian security measures. I end up needing to go back to the motel to get a (relatively open) high bandwidth connection to download the patches or files that I need to complete the work at the customer site.

      (Yes, I do organize and keep these files in case of future need.)

      Security measures that require work arounds lessen productivity. And lessened productivity can have real costs.

  118. Info Security by Snwbeast · · Score: 1

    At one company I worked for we used to joke about the servers that we were going to "manage them to their knees" since we had so many security and monitoring applications on them.

    Of course this was the same company that would randomly block websites (that had worked before). At one point they blocked access to CPAN of all things. When I questioned it with someone in Info Security I was told "we get our filtering rules from the company that supplies the proxy, we can't change them, just wait until next week and your site might be back off the block list". Great way to manage security huh, just "trusting" some other company to do it right and if it's wrong just wait a week.

  119. Blocking 'wine' by Noer · · Score: 1

    My former employer, Analog Devices, first implemented web filtering many years ago.

    They put an immediate halt to it, pending better software being available, when their very own website was inaccessible to them. Why? It contained the substring 'anal'.

    Yeah, they had to change filtering software pretty quickly.

    They also blocked anything beer or wine related, even years later. Planning corporate (e.g. sales) related outings necessarily involved circumventing things.

    the whole "criminal activity" thing about http tunneling, proxies, etc. definitely rings a bell too.

    Suffice it to say, our head of Information Security was a great moron.

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    1. Re:Blocking 'wine' by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      That's not so bad. Really truly dire filtering software produces results that are indistinguishable from random blocks.

      One day I swear I will work out why I was threatened with disciplinary action for attempting to access websites with "obscene/pornographic content" like, uh, Google Language Tools.

  120. Too much security by tribentwrks · · Score: 1
    I worked at a consulting company that decided to force users to change their network and email password every 90 days. The only problem was that the 90 day schedules were not in sync (off by several weeks), you had to have strong passwords, and they couldn't match the last 3 passwords you had used before. The solution, as you all probably guessed, was for the end users to write their passwords on post-it notes. Some cleverly hid the notes under their keyboards, but most just stuck them to their monitor or cube.

    Good times.

  121. A brief analysis... by Hymer · · Score: 1

    ...of your article clearly shows allmost everybody that your business is primary using MS Windows on your workstations and servers...
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  122. From the Info Sec trenches by KDN · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Just thought you might like to know what its like on the information security side of the shop. At times it feels like being on the Titantic, that no matter what you do the boat is going down. Anti-Virus for example. We have it on the sendmail servers, on the exchange servers, on the file servers, and the desktops. Yet every day we see viruses on the internal network. I have programs that scan the firewall logs looking for worm activity. Several times a day it picks up an email worm, or a SMB based worm, or something else. We see applications that ONLY WORK if all the security settings are turned off. We have seen one application that REQUIRES the Microsoft SQL sa password to be blank! We have seen vendors recommend turning off anti-virus "because it slows down the machine". We had to fight with Microsoft for several years because they strongly recommended AGAINST deploying antivirus on servers. They claimed that it was unnecessary and would slow down the services too much. When we did deploy it, it cleaned out THIRTY THOUSAND VIRUSES (yes in the day time I work for a big company). We have seen consultant laptops trying to infect other machines on the internal network. We have had to fight tooth and nail to get sysadmins to allow us to run vulnerabilty scans on their systems. At least once a week we have to review an application that wants to add a firewall ruleset that turns the firewall into swiss cheese. We see sysadmins telneting into servers as root. We see applications with lots of access controls on the web front end. But you can access the database back end and bypass both the controls and the audit logs. Heck the application even allowed extended stored procedures. Surprised the application owner when we could run "dir" on his database server. We have seen applications that require IE with ActiveX and all the security settings set to low or off to work.

    But you know, inspite of all the above, I would say that information security is now taken more seriously than before. When we point out vulnerabilities at least now we get a little respect. Not much, but its more than before. Now applications are supposed to be scanned before they go into production. It used to be it took almost a year to deploy a single critical patch. Now it can get done in under a week.

  123. Not so much security as CYA... by awful · · Score: 1

    My experience is that IT departments are more in the business of CYA these days. In a recent job, some colleagues were developing a data warehouse on Oracle. They were piggybacking off a dev server we had, behind the firewall, sitting under my desk. Two guys, some commodity equipment, and they were doing a ton of good work. One day they decided they needed their own dev server, which was fair enough. So they put in a request to IT for a new desktop machine. IT came down to talk about what they needed it for, saw what they were doing, unplugged the dev server and then made them put in a request for a mid-range machine. This of course required a budget, a project manager, a business case, and in short order the project stalled, for months. All their good work was going nowhere fast and the business was crying out for their solution, which was initially only costing the DBA and developer's salaries and two desktop machines. These guys weren't cowboys either. The DBA was one of the best Oracle DBA's I've ever met. But IT effectively shut them down.

    To my mind businesses need some kind of network-DMZ where people can start their projects without the need to resort to business cases, project sponsors etc, because IT is mainly concerned with making sure the network is safe.

  124. Obl. Adams Quote by Smuffe · · Score: 1

    They said ALL XP login scripts had been posting the notice for over a week, I had been given "plenty" of warning!

    "Nonsense. All Plans for the new intergalactic highway has been posted at your nearest Solar System for 100 years."

  125. Please clarify by SigNick · · Score: 1

    What actually happens when an employee looses his/her network access?
    Doesn't it fit anymore to his/her computer?

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  126. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't about security, this is about policy. Take the poor mouth off you and realise this is what you signed up for when you took the job. Unless your job is getting paid to read Google Groups then you don't really have an argument.

  127. Default Linux, beg for Windows by cazzazullu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is how it works at our company. The default is linux. All "regular joe's" have linux on their desktop. All servers are linux. If you begin and you don't know linux, that's your problem, learn it. But you can have windows, if you have VERY good reasons (e.g. secretaries that receive MS-office documents all the time). These windows-machines are completely locked down. You can do exactly what you wanted your windows-machine for, but nothing more. Also, these machines are reinstalled every single night (ghost) with a new image maintained by the IT-department (so daily updates).
    The linux-machines are gentoo-based, and are also tuned. Nothing too much in there, but what is there simply works. These machines can also be automatically installed by just connecting them to the network and booting from a usb-stick, or remotely from a server.

    Combine this with a little education of your users, a little trust, a security-model not based on the "hard shell soft inside" model, but the "insiders can also seriously mess things up" model, a decent network-infrastructure (e.g. managed switches, fast uplink) and some guys that really know how to setup and secure a server or a network, and you won't have many problems or complaints.

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  128. Problem Employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cyric,

    Please read your employee handbook under "company policies", then report to the HR department.

    Everyone else, please mod this employee down.

    Thank you,

    -I.T. Security

  129. Elementary, my dear Watson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...their machines loosing network access...

    Let me clarify: there's no such word as loosing , it's losing .

  130. My work machine is unusable by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

    I am at work from 5AM until 4PM usually, and out of those 11 hours, my computer is only usable for about 4 of them.

    5AM-6AM: Usable
    6AM-10AM: Unusable because IT folks force a full virus scan at top CPU priority and I can't change it.
    10AM-11:30AM: Usable
    11:30AM-12PM: Unusable, some process called RPG.exe runs at highest CPU priority during this time. I don't know what it does, but a quick google says it's for some kind of backup and restore function.
    12PM-2PM: Unusable: mandatory daily over-the-network "full" backup of local drives, even though work product is not stored locally and the local disk doesn't change much. I suspect this is actually just to see if I am putting "unapproved" software on my PC. I have had shareware apps simply disappear in the past, including FireFox, Thunderbird, and OpenOffice (we have a contract with M$)
    2PM-4PM: usable, except when pushing M$ patches, when my PC reboots w/o warning and at random, not allowing me to save my work.

    I've complained all the way up to the VP of engineering, and the attitude I get is "tough ****, deal with it, we will not compromise data security for your convenience."

    So yeah, valid topic, good article.

  131. My favourite by laughing_john · · Score: 1

    The best one I came across was a company who disabled the right-click on their standard NT build. Very upsetting if you're a developer, and the process to re-enable it took much form-filling and was taken suprisingly seriously. Another good one is locking down the registry which stops a vast amount of 3rd party software from working !

  132. No Sh*IT Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the company (> 100,000 employees) I work for has a "No Shadow IT" policy. In essence this policy says that ALL systems on the network that provide services for multiple users MUST be owned, operated, or controlled (or IT has formally given such control to another unit) by corporate IT. Anyone violating the "No Sh*IT" policy is subject to disciplinary actions. NO EXCEPTIONS.

    IMHO it is a horribly written and overly broad policy (e.g., it means that ALL UNIX/Linux boxes that provide multiple logins and any web server that is accessible by anyone other than the owner all fall under its purview). But, it is the law of the land. As a result, all kinds of information sources inside the company have fallen silent. Folks no longer share information for fear of getting sacked.

    All "personal productivity" tools (i.e., the PC you use to do your work) must come from IT. It must have corporate anti-virus installed and a security "agent" installed (centrally controlled firewall) which decides what it will allow.

    Bottom line: it's ITs game and they call all the shots. Be glad your environment isn't as draconian as mine.

  133. Good threat management vs. "lock it down" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    You can't solve a problem by ignoring it. I'm working at an antivirus company, and simply "shutting things out" is no option. After all, we're supposed to pluck them apart, watch them work, see their destruction first hand to inform people what the latest piece of malware does and of course develop counter strategies.

    So what you really need is a good way of getting your computer back to working condition instead of trying your best to keep it from breaking down. Because you simply cannot do the latter, the user will find a way to circumvent your security wall (which is more often than not a necessity to get work done, because the tool or the info you need is on a "bad" site).

    Trying to tighten security to the point of rendering the system useless is the way of the lazy and/or clueless admin. The pro knows he cannot keep desaster from striking and instead works on ways to minimize the time needed to get the system back to work.

    'sides, it's always a nice way to make the user feel dumb and lecture him while you're resetting his PC. :)

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  134. Re:Either this is a troll, or you're really ignora by TheSonicVince · · Score: 0

    ...says the man who wastes his time on /.

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  135. Security is not about saying "no" by SoundGuy666 · · Score: 1

    IT security is not about restricting what users can and cannot do - it is about enabling users to do what they need to do in a secure and stable fashion. As an IT professional, all too often I hear through the company grapevine about someone who has been grumbling that the IT security policy was too restrictive, but when you go and talk to the person it turns out that whatever it is they wanted to do can be done, they just didn't know how to do it properly with the systems you have in place. Naturally, they blame the systems, not themselves. Why would you want to send outbound emails from your box, when you can relay through the corporate mail server? Why do you need to run an FTP server to upload your files from home, when SSH is running on your computer already? Why do you need IT to open up ports 1024-65535 in the firewall to allow your new piece of code to work when you could just write it properly in the first place?

    IT security policy should not be inflexible, but neither should users assume that it is there just to block them from doing things. If it is, then that is because company management have decreed that behaviour X is not allowed - and that's not an IT security problem.

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  136. No Accountability by onDraught · · Score: 1
    I too work for a company that tends to be over-zealous with user desktop security. The real root of the problem is that we have IT organizations that worship the gods of security ideals and put that above all else, even to the point that it has a negative impact on the company's bottom line. The average employee is trying to get their job done in the most expeditious manner possible. When security policy begins to inhibit the way 99% of decent employees are doing their job to prevent the 1% that are malicious, the issue needs to be addressed by management. The pros and cons need to be evaluated and a consensus reached.

    It simply boils down to a lack of accountability. Most IT organizations are now allowed to make decisions unilaterally for the entire business, even if it results in creating unnecessary or exorbitant expense. I know of IT security managers who would be perfectly content to see their employer go down in flames as long as the noble ideals of their security policies were never violated.

    The IT security discipline has boomed over the last few years and I fail to see how the situation has improved. In fact, it has only worsened. We don't need more security admins... we need security admins who are committed to the same goals as the rest of the organization and make THAT their first priority instead of worshiping at the feet of noble theory. The principle job of a security admin should be ENABLING users to go about their work in the most secure manner possible, not preventing them from getting the job done. Big difference.

  137. Security is great if there are no humans involved by xoip · · Score: 1

    One of the greatest risk's to security is the User...machine to machine interaction can be structured nice and tight. It is when you get people running unauthorized apps, introducting flash drives etc. into the mix that increase the security risk.

  138. No, the cat does not "got my tongue." by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    > and individual employees are forced to apply security patches with
    > little or no notice, under threat of their machines loosing network
    > access, if they do not comply by the deadline.

    You have a lazy-ass IT department. Ours has things set up to automatically update whatever they want whenever you log on or reboot.

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  139. Obviously... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...spellcheckers are prevented by security forces too.

  140. time to look elsewhere for a job? by foQ · · Score: 1

    I am in InfoSec for a medium-sized environment (3-4000 users) and know all of the tradeoffs that have to be made to keep usability and security from defeating each other. In my case, I work in a hospital, so usability trumps security. If a computer is unusable, someone could die; if a security breach happens, we can mitigate the damage. There are definite ways to keep desktops and servers secure which do not significantly degrade their usability. However, if the company doesn't give adequate funding and get well-qualified people to run the security department, you get the kind of overzealous blocking that you have described.

    -Blocking technology is out there to allow an individual to bypass the block by entering a username and password. Yeah, I know "just one more password to forget," but this kind of thing helps to keep access to potentially "bad" sites honest. The technology also exists to always allow a certain computer/account to access these types of sites. Anything less is a case of underfunding or using the wrong tools.
    -Your antivirus vendor should be at least customizable enough to selectively allow SMTP sending on production servers. Ideally with servers, you'd have it only allow certain programs to send mail or have a threshold of connections per second that it would prevent (most mass mailing viruses I've seen send one email per connection before changing servers). If your AV has these tools, the IT department doesn't seem to be managing them well. I have a problem here with our AntiVirus detecting security tools as "hacker tools." As far as I know, with our current configuration we cannot change that behavior just for me and not for any other computers, so I choose to deal with the hassle of it reporting, but not quarrantining my apps.
    -Patch Management is tricky, but if there are adequate safeguards on the desktops (ie. minimal services, userlevel accounts, antivirus, etc.) then your company should be on a schedule of deploying patches. For example, once a quarter you test all the apps for compatability with patches and then deploy the ones which don't break anything. Deployment would be carried out with minimal downtime, at off-peak hours. This procedure would be thoroughly documented through some kind of change management procedure where everyone knows that changes will be made to the systems, so they can report any problems with the upgrades.

  141. And internet is critical to your job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    It's probably not. You can rationalize it, you need to "learn" stuff. I'd put money down that there isn't a job in the corporation that needs internet access. Think about that for a little bit, it's not a requirement but a perk.


    Businesses are there to make money. Once they start making money, there are a lot of people that want to take it from them. Securing their IP, their network, their workplace is a natural step and it's usually sucky when you're a geek that has been "off the grid" doing whatever you want, sshing home, running a "web server" on your desktop, etc..


    Do it the right way, secure your network, get on the team and get with the program.

  142. Security vs functionality by typical · · Score: 1

    With more and more internet users behind NAT routers, networked malware is now instead of running on a machine and listening, is running on a machine and making an outbound connection to some remote host. If you don't have egress filtering, your firewall may as well not exist.

    I will grant that I think about this less; in the Unix world, security problems are slightly different. However, I have discussed this with some rather notable gentlemen who are more oriented around Windows security, and their opinion is different. They suggest that it is not really possible to keep information from filtering *out*, if software on your machine wants to send data out. There are just too many ways to sneak bits across the wire, and they cannot all be blocked in the real world. Their take is that the only reasonable way to stop malware is to keep it from gaining a foothold on the computer in the first place, rather than trying to keep it from then communicating once it is there.

    Actually, to some extent, this is exactly what you just said (though about NAT, not about firewalls) -- security administrators tried using NAT to lock down their networks, and discovered that malware simply adapts to deal with it, and now there is a big functionality hole that makes it difficult for people to write and use legitimate network applications.

    Highly restrictive blocking, as implemented today at a corporate level, is *only* useful in that people that do so may differ from the majority, that they have an "oddball" configuration. That's where the practical security benefits that they're claiming comes from, not from the fact that their blocks cannot be walked around by anyone who tries to do so. If I can write malware that, on 90% of the machines out there, can just open a TCP connection to the outside world on an arbitrary port and send data, I'm probably going to do so, rather than making that worm take a clever approach of having to subvert Outlook or IE to send its data out.

    The problem is that now a number of companies *do* only allow access out through a proxied connection, and now malware writers that want to target them need to hijack things like Outlook or DNS requests or whatever. The benefit is highly impermanent -- so there is no long-term security benefit, but there is a blow to functionality, in that features once present are now missing on these corporate networks (and doing things like ramming previously-working apps through HTTP tunnels simply degrades performance and increases complexity).

    If you want to occasionally SSH to your home machine, run your sshd on port 443 and go via your company's web proxy (tools like PuTTY can use HTTP CONNECT to do ssh via a proxy on port 443). Be sure to ask your company if this is OK first though. That way they don't have to open port 22 to the world, and instead they have a logged, traceable connection.

    Oh, I have. Had a meeting with our security admin and everything. He said "no go" and warned me that he monitors connections. Actually, he used to have a configuration in place that killed any outbound HTTP connections that lasted too long. That was infuriating to work around if you needed a Linux ISO or something similar. He finally got enough complaints to decide that that was a bad idea.

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  143. The quest for the IT downsizing? by Pac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    From your examples, it looks like your whole IT deparment is working very hard to be downsized or outsourced. From my experience, the minute a smart VP or CEO (or, a common case, an external consultant who has the VP or the CEO's ear) notices and documents the kind of impact they are having in the bottom line, lots of high and middle heads will start rolling. Having inflexible rules when your market is evolving or constantly changing (and when your market is global it is always changing and evolving) is so dumb it hurts - when have we called the high priests back to the computer room, anyway? I though we had all agreed to send them home for good by the end of the 70's.

  144. "You can never be too secure" by aminorex · · Score: 1

    I strongly disagree with that throw-away comment. The only perfect security is at absolute zero with everyone is dead. Is that what you want?

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    1. Re:"You can never be too secure" by PigleT · · Score: 1

      > Is that what you want?

      Well, yes, but.. ;)

      I disagree with the story for the simple reason that the poster has a rather short-term memory. When I graduated, the nature of unix sysadmin was to be "fascist" - to implement policies that people should be only allowed to do certain things at certain times. The swing between 1995-2003 towards jeans & t-shirt (optionally "unless customers are coming") has just been an opportunity for the masses, who, backed by manglement, demanded control and every little gadget on their desktop, and are now realising this to have been a Bad Idea, and that delegating some things to the resident BoFH wasn't such a bad ploy after all.

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    2. Re:"You can never be too secure" by billeger · · Score: 1

      Truth be told, most of the IT industry is way too secure to a point that tasks at hand are bungled regularly. I had to change the pointers on a domain registered with Network Solutions yesterday. As the hired technician doing the work, it took two hours to round up the necessary IDs and passwords, etc., plus account numbers and more. Finally got a human being on the phone to help me and she guided me to the right niche on a totally opaque NS website. With her help the DNS was reset in minutes and I settled back to await propagation. Alas, in six hours, my client forwarded an e-mail wherein Network Solutions seemed very proud of itself for changing the DNS away from where it had been set and to their own WORLDNIC web hosting! Gross error! I went to the moved domain which had been available but the Network Solutions "under construction" page popped up. It offered everything from "Cheap Travel" to "Real Estate Loan Rates" to "Personal Ads. My client, a federal credit union, appeared to be hosting sleaze because the organization entrusted with our domain security flipped a wrong switch. To get it fixed, I had to go through security again before the offensive page could be taken down and DNS fixed. That proves you CAN have too much security -- and Network Solutions has it.

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  145. I don't think you get it. by twitter · · Score: 1
    Me:Not accepting SMTP requests from desktops is just another workaround to M$'s really shitty security that won't work.

    You:Then why would any well-run Unix shop also use mailhub? Why do Unix MSPs implement that functionality? Why does every well-known figure in Unix mail recommend using that functionality for this purpose?

    There's nothing wrong with a mailhub, as long as it works with published standards. What's happening in the big dumb company world is that admins are closing port 25 on their mail servers and eliminating SMTP in favor of some kind of M$ Exchange mess. As the administrator here told me, "I'll look into opening that port (he did not know which one) for SMTP on the Exchange server, but I'll have to find out it that poses any security risk." This replaces well known sturdy software with the worst of class, Exchange on the server and Outlook or IE on the desktop.

    This is just another anti-competitive thing M$ has come up with for it's partners. Why anyone would listen to them and get themselves that much more locked in after their repeated failures is beyond me.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  146. I think you get it. by twitter · · Score: 1
    To be clear, there is no excuse for the trouble you're describing. I've done mail admin, server admin, network admin, and security on all of the above-- and I'd disappear any mail admin who chronically couldn't figure out how to patch an Exchange box without blowing up established SMTP relay allowances.

    This is exactly the kind of problem I'm talking about. It's M$ policy to block all but their crappy client software and they are starting to talk about it as a security measure. Soon, the only way to dissapear the person who could not patch/upgrade/turn on the Exchange box without blowing up SMTP is going to be to dissapear the box.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  147. Re:Security is Good on Paper by Fire+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Yes, I explained that games.slashdot.org does not CONTAIN games in any form, but just news ABOUT games, but they haven't responded. They're a bunch of twits.

    And what part of your work duties require you to follow news about games during work hours?

    If none, you shouldn't be paid from the hours you spend reading slashdot during work hours. And best way for them not to pay, is disabling everything that you don't require for your work.

    If it is your task to follow slashdot and similar forums, then there should be change on policies. Otherwise, it's their money they pay you do to your tasks required. And they make the calls what is accepted and what is not.

  148. You are not brilliant, neither is your IT dept. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    1.- So you were willing to email something (email is not secure and it is not guaranteed that a message is delivered) but could not send it with a messaging company? Sorry, but give me a frigging fucking brake. It sounds to me more like you decided to get a freebie with the IT restrictions as an excuse. Oh yea, you ignored ftp, sftp and the post box down the road (don't fucking tell me it is not safe. You were emailing the damn thing, you are defenseless there).

    2.- Tell your IT people that I say they are dumb. Honestly. But also the bussiness side of things is at fault. If you are not able to make a bussiness case for handling deployment of security patches more efficiently your bussiness should also question how capable they are.

    3.- Correct actions, wrong approach. What they did (reorganize access to a resource) is impecably correct, there should no be user whining about it. What is absolutely unnaceptable is the lack of notice. What does not surprise me is the obvious understaffing: IT may have quite a lot of power nowadays, but that does not mean that they get the resources they need. This is the fault of the bussiness side of things that keeps considering IT a cost and treat it as waste of money.

    4.- Read above. Perhaps yout IT people were ready to implement single password sing on but are understaffed? The best indication of this is having all the technical resources ready but nobody to implement things. Your IT poeple are a bit dumb, but the bussiness side of things is obviously not providing the resources required to keep things running smoothly.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  149. Yeah, blame the support. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You were in the wrong. Period.

    You either had a machine that was not allowed or failed to provide enough information to the support drones.

    IF you reached a point in which they did not know what Linux is, it is your fault (or your department's or whoever was responsible to make sure the XP drones knew abou leenucs) that they did not have that information.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  150. Where do you work? Small corner shop? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but what you are saying is utter nonsense.

    A computer, specially for corporate users costs peanuts. It is a very negligible cost, and if the Linux-XP guy is a rare ocurrence, the cost for additional machines small on the great scheme of things, or he can have as second machine one of the many in any medium sized enterprise that is upgraded. Your cost argument is a non issue.

    As is the inconveniencing. How it is inconveniencing somebody to ensure this person has access to both environments at the same time? The dual booting means only one or the other is available. What a fucking inconvenience. And even if it was inconvenient, the minimal distress caused has to be contrasted with the security issue of not patching boxes timely. And you know what? I would be damned to let a bit of inconveniencing get on the way of the security of my organization.

    2 machines are not twice the admin time, one dual boot machine may be, but two machines aligned to supported configurations are a non issue from the administrative point of view: once you have a solution that escalates to 50 machines (or 100, 100, or 10000), adding one more machine adds no burden.

    So it is 3 strikes, you are out matey.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:Where do you work? Small corner shop? by syousef · · Score: 1

      When you speak please ensure what you're saying comes out of the correct orafice please.

      As is the inconveniencing. How it is inconveniencing somebody to ensure this person has access to both environments at the same time?

      For 2 machines totally independent you need double the desk space. Nice if you have a large desk and can spare it. Not so nice if you're cramped. Where I work now I have 1 machine and 3 monitors and though I have a fair bit of space I wish I had more. I've worked on a much more cramped desk with 3 machines and three monitors. Not a lot of fun if you want to discuss something on hard copy, or diagram something.

      And even if it was inconvenient, the minimal distress caused has to be contrasted with the security issue of not patching boxes timely. And you know what? I would be damned to let a bit of inconveniencing get on the way of the security of my organization.

      You have to secure your organisation so that it isn't disrupted. If you disrupt your organisation to do it you're the cure that's worse than the disease.

      2 machines are not twice the admin time, one dual boot machine may be, but two machines aligned to supported configurations are a non issue from the administrative point of view: once you have a solution that escalates to 50 machines (or 100, 100, or 10000), adding one more machine adds no burden.

      Two machines equals twice the cost of hardware, twice the admin keeping track of them as physical assets, twice the chance of components failing. Twice as many components failing over the life of the machines. There's disadvantages to running dual boot too so it's a TRADE OFF. Neither solution is fundamentally better than the other. It depends on the user's work and the situation.

      See the fact that you don't understand that there's more to it than your job of securing the damn machines shows how little you understand your overall role in the organisation. Frankly it makes you look like a horse's rear when you say such obviously purile things.

      So it is 3 strikes, you are out matey.

      What's baseball got to do with it? Take your ball and your bat and go home "matey".

      Anyway I'm glad I don't have to deal with an alpha geek like you for a sysadmin.

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      These posts express my own personal views, not those of my employer
    2. Re:Where do you work? Small corner shop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funnily with your response you perfectly confirm the responders suspicion that you have a cornershop mentality.

      You cost argument is bogus and anyone understanding anything of cost of running a business knows this.

      Actually the responder does not behave as a alpha geek, but as a responsible admin who looks after his employer's interrest...

      You, sir are a fool, and if you really have a job where you are responsible for anything I hope for your employer's sake he or she finds out quickly how big a fool you really are.

    3. Re:Where do you work? Small corner shop? by syousef · · Score: 1

      Responding as if you were someone else using A/C is juvenile.

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  151. SOX by losycompresion · · Score: 1

    If your SOX assumption is correct, that would be the BEST thing I have ever heard about SOX. Every time the auditors come by us, all we do is take raw data and polish it into report form for them! So I suspect they sit in the corner and play solitare, you would think that auditors would WANT the raw data so that we could not fudge any facts. Everything I have seen tells me SOX is a joke and does nothing for real security.(with the exception of your statement)

  152. Methods & Standards Change by FireAtWill · · Score: 1

    Public key encryption and the like have given us some powerful tools with regard to security. However, I think too often people (sysadmins) are given to view those standards as a minimum requirement. Usually, out of practicality, the best schemes are compromised by not taking reality into account. Whether we're talking about passwords or private keys, the likelihood of me, as a user, introducing a severe security flaw into the system is in direct proportion to the inconvenience of the secrity policies.

    If I have one password, I'll keep it secret. If I have to remember 20 passwords, be sure that they'll all be on a piece of paper somewhere around my desk. If I'm to be the sole keeper of a private key, let it be known that I won't keep it secret (I like to go on vacation every now and then).

    Although nearly perfect tools for security do exist, they're more often than not not perfect in the real world. The legal standard of reasonableness is much lower than the technical standard. Somewhere within these comments someone lamented that because an email system blocked a file with an unknown extension, that that person had to fly to another country with a CD. Someone responded that they could've just mailed it. Yeah, like Snail Mail is secure.

    Do you enter an ATM PIN at the drugstore? Does anything shield the view of that from the person behind you in line? Has anybody taken anything with your social security number out of your mailbox in the last month? You can't know, can you?

    These sorts of things are not new. But overly draconian security policies can actually make things worse.

  153. I don't think you described it accurately by Nailer · · Score: 1

    Subject says all.

  154. Corporate Network Security by rossy · · Score: 1

    The bright spot for me is the accessability of the work network when I'm remote via VPN RSA key type methods. This is one big plus. There are terrible downsides. At one point my company outsourced IT to a large company with a three letter acronym... lets call it "HAL". For most large companies this would be fine, but for a technology company like the one I work for it was a disaster. We are still only now recovering from that decision I believe, and have returned IT to local control. The largest issue I see is in the old days, engineering groups like the ones I worked in, did our own system administration, and we had large capitol budgets to purchase $12,000 per seat engineering Unix workstations. Recently we have had to wait in line to get a purchase approved for a $600 PC running Windoze. And then many of the IT service people have no idea of what we need. For example, I needed a RAID 0 (striped for speed) 2 disk machine setup for data crunching of very large files. This was delayed for weeks as no one knew how to image the drive. In the old days, they would have shipped me the CPU, and I would have configured it myself. Even today, if I have an IT issue, my call goes to some corporate "call center" very possibly in India, and a ticket id is assigned. My favorite was when I had forgotton my Unix login, I emailed IT to get my password reset. They called me back to ask me what my userID was. I was going to give them the UserID of the CEO as a joke... they had my EMAIL ID, but couldn't look up my user id? Hmmm... what has the world come to.

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  155. Nothing beats being forced to un-install FireFox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In a website-development environment nonetheless. It's the biggest joke ever.

    I'm eventually going to meet in front of a committee to plead my case for FireFox. Talking about bureaucracy.

    Not to mention that we'll probably have to buy third-party software to fulfill functions that Firefox's extensions were doing quite happily for free.

    Okay, we'll just test for Internet Explorer.

  156. WTF? by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    Who in their right mind does any type of backup in the middle of the day?

    Good grief... why don't you write a big letter to the VP and include it with you resignation... your organization sounds like a horrible place to work.

    1. Re:WTF? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I asked the very same question. The response was that since I have a laptop and not a desktop, I am not guaranteed to be on our network at night, so the backup must be done during the day.

  157. lol... by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    and you won't have many problems or complaints

    Just because people don't bother to complain because you're too much of an ass to help them get their work done (seriously, reinstalling windows every night after you begged to get a box that can read a fricken excel document?) doesn't mean they don't have complaints/problems.

    It just means you're an ass.