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  1. Re:OMFG ROTFLMAO ROR! on Microsoft Plans WinXP "Reloaded" · · Score: 4, Funny

    With /. readers like this - we really need a (-5, Way Too Much Caffeine) option.

    WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT?!?!?!?!

  2. Re:phones on What (non-PC) Hardware Do You Hack? · · Score: 1

    The first lesson I learned in the real world was from installing a new phone jack. The lesson was: Install the new jack first, then run wire to existing jack, then hook up that wire.
    Do not hook up wire to existing jack, then run it to new jack and hook it up there. And if you do, don't strip wire with your teeth.
    You see, the 48v idle power isn't that bad, but when the phone rings and they send 90vAC down the line, that sucks.
    For the record, I had stripped green, and was holding red in my mouth about to strip it, which of course meant that green was resting on my bottom lip.

  3. Re:What the hell is that? on Remember The Heathkit HERO? Check Out '912' · · Score: 5, Funny

    And this is just plain disturbing.

  4. Re:ClearChannel... Stranglehold? on FCC Supports Neighborhood Radio · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's a reporter (for an NPR affiliate) who was waiting for the FCC hearings last year on Clear Channel's plans to expand into yet-another-market. The hearings were closed-door, so the reporters were all waiting in the hallway outside. When the Clear Channel rep came through, he introduced himself to the reporters and asked if anyone had questions before he went in.
    The reporter asked if he planned to use all the chairs, or just one.

  5. The real quote that matters: on FCC Supports Neighborhood Radio · · Score: 1

    These tiny radio stations are no threat to the current broadcast system
    Here's the only thing that matters. These tiny stations are no threat to the current system, either physically or economically.
    Clear Channel doesn't give a damn, you can't touch them. You and your vast army of geeks can't touch them, and they know it.
    I'm all for some area "flavor" on the FM band, but don't think for a second that it's going to touch the bottom line for CC.

  6. Re:Somewhere in the middle... on Learning Computer Science via Assembly Language · · Score: 1

    I just wanted to say thanks for posting it within PRE tags. Mel's story should be printed in fixed-width font. Dot-matrix would have been better, but what can ya do?

  7. "sudden or premature end of life" on IC Failures Linked to Resin Series? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's not the "sudden" part that bugs me -- electronics that croak usually do so in an instantaneous manner -- it's just the "premature" part.

    Here's an idea, rather than trying to sound like a lawyer, just say "chips stop working years before they're supposed to."

  8. Re:Pfft on Shrinking the PC is a Zen Thing · · Score: 1

    >> my PC has no case

    > Is that your cat lying dead next to the power supply?

    Not anymore

  9. Re:Eurotrain on Chinese MagLev Train Opens Next Week · · Score: 1

    Note that this is European (in fact German) technology at work.
    German design, Chinese manufacture?

    Proud owner of a Mensa membership card.
    Hey, me too. eBay rocks.

  10. Re:MANY more states of matter on Scientists Create Supersolid From Helium · · Score: 1
    Professor Jonathan Vos Post
    Woodbury University
    have an accounton /. but keep forgetting password...
    No problem. Just post your username, along with your commonly-used passwords. I'll have your /. pass within a day.

    uhh... which I'll then send to you, yeah, that's it.
  11. Re:That can me more harmful than regular lasers on The Cheese Slicing Laser · · Score: 1

    I've done experiments with 266 nm laser beams. Ultraviolet light makes nearly every organic molecule fluoresce. It is usually quite easy to see the spot where the laser beam (even if it is just a few milliwatts) hits a surface.

    That, and the ever-deepening hole in your arm should really tip you off quick!

  12. Re:Great... on Verisign to run National RFID Directory · · Score: 1
    I can't think of anyone I'd trust more...

    Microsoft?
    SCO?
    Haliburton?
    The CIA?
  13. Re:To paraphrase... on Space Station Leak Found, Fixed · · Score: 1

    In the future, maybe all spacecraft will first be pre-filled with this stuff

  14. Re:Skipping stones? That's easy... on Stone Skipping the Scientific Way · · Score: 1

    Getting a golf ball to skip...now that takes talent. Yeah, that's it. Talent...
    There's a little 9-hole course near Boulder CO (Haystack Mtn Golf) with a lake on one fairway. Actually, the lake is the fairway. It's an easy 9-iron shot from teebox, over lake, onto green.
    Once, I topped the tee shot horribly, but imparted enough topspin that the ball skipped three times on the water and hopped out the other side
    ... where it promptly nailed the only tree in sight and bounced back into the middle of the lake.

  15. Re:Microsoft already knew on Microsoft Word Forms Passwords Hacked · · Score: 1

    sigh. It's a joke, people.
    And for what it's worth, each of the PDFs on the MS site were generated on Windows, from MS Word documents.
    Who the heck modded me informative, anyway?

  16. Unforgiving planet? on Still No Contact from Beagle 2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...but we also know that it has landed on an unforgiving planet
    Well now there's the problem -- next time we should just go to a forgiving planet instead. What were we thinking?

  17. And in other news... on Still No Contact from Beagle 2 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  18. Microsoft already knew on Microsoft Word Forms Passwords Hacked · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's old news -- that's why Microsoft prefers PDF for the really important stuff.

  19. Re:so this means on California Bans Front-Seat Computer Use · · Score: 1

    .. that I can no longer use my laptop whilst using my mobile, holding my coffee, speaking to a passenger and driving. Damn

    Yes, but you can still have your firearms loaded and ready to rock!

    /wanders off chanting U-S-A! U-S-A!

  20. Get sick. on Best Way To Beat A Caffeine Addiction? · · Score: 1

    I'm a 4-5 cup of coffee/day kind of person (since about '82) but every time I get a bad head cold, I just seem to prefer tea. (green or herbal, not strongly caffinated black tea)
    If it's a one day cold, then I'm back on coffee right away. If it's a week-long sinus infection, then I can go for a month or two without any withdrawl headaches.
    Of course, I'm not really trying to quit, so I start back up again eventually.

    Oh, and I have two school-aged kids. If you need to get a good viral cold, just stop by for an afternoon.

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  21. Re:Three times and it's a trend? on Warning: Exploding Batteries · · Score: 1

    Amen brother (or sister, as appropos)
    The advert even talks about the millions and millions of lithium-ion cells in the world.
    Three incidents is cause for worry? Good grief! How many people cut themselves on broken laptop screens last year? It's a tiger in a box, I tellya!

  22. Re:Solar? on Wind Turbines Kill a Few Birds · · Score: 1
    "When you turn on your lights you kill something, no matter what the source of electricity."

    What about solar energy?
    What about staying in the dark?

  23. Re:Best Gift Ever! on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    Just out of curiosity, what determines how you get mod points?
    Psst. You can get anything you want on eBay

  24. Re:My Grandma got on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 1

    and the odd thing is, there are so-called "christians, who think that going to church and brushing up on biblical trivia has some weight in your heavenly status. Believe in Christianity or don't, but don't do some lame halfass sunday-church-goer BS and live some fatasy in your head that the hours sitting in a pupil will give you karma points with the All Mighty.

    The most funny part of your tirade is that Jesus never said the path to heaven was through "being good."
    As for biblical trivia, he was really clear on the point -- knowing the law makes it harder to get right with God, not easier.
    If good deeds were enough to get into heaven, you'd never need a savior. That's the whole point -- you can't buy forgiveness at any price, but it's freely given to anyone who asks.

    I suppose if that's the one "biblical trivia" point that you learn in your one-church-service-of-the-year then it's time well spent.

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  25. Re:Sentient? on Sentient Data Access · · Score: 1

    People throw around "AI" and "Sentient" too much when describing software when in fact the software is nowhere close to that.

    The best description of "AI" that I've ever heard came from my undergrad AI prof. He said that AI is any system that you don't understand. You can craft the spiffiest neural-net-genetic-alg-self-modifying-rule-based-w hateverthehellyouwant system, and as soon as you explain the algorithm to someone, they'll say "Oh, I get it. So that can't be AI."

    Of course, by that logic, ATMs are AI to most people.

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