First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled.
Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). The Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
Included features:
* Completely configurable * GUI or character based interface * Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own! * Post unattended or at a pre-determined time. * Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition wishes it had:
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
First off, the parent post did not claim that Lord British was the creative force behind it. He meant that Origin (Lord British's company) was behind it.
Secondly, 8MB Compaq memory in 1990 did NOT cost $700.
Thirdly, shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your crap. Asshole. FOAD. HAND.
Even though Curtis is sitting in his home office, he can use the FireCracker software to turn on the radio in his bedroom, sending the sultry strains of his wife's favorite jazz station through the house.
She can hear the music from the living room. She knows when he does this, it means he is done with work and ready to give her some attention. By the time she gets to the bedroom, he's turned off all the bedroom lights -- all but the single, candle-like lamp by her pillow.
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First, let me state that the FirstPostRobot and all of its variants are a complete fraud. Do not be fooled.
Only Bone-O-Rama is capable of Automated First Post Goodness (c). The Bone-O-Rama is quality software, written in Visual Basic.Net and released under the GPL.
Included features:
* Completely configurable
* GUI or character based interface
* Use the included database of clever first post comments or add your own!
* Post unattended or at a pre-determined time.
* Login and post via anonymous proxy.
Additional features that the competition wishes it had:
* PostStalker: Enter the user ID of someone you wish to stalk and every post that user makes will get an automatic response! Choose Civil or Flamewar.
* StoryQueStalker: Submit stories that are mined from Google, Yahoo and CNN as legit stories with links. Automatically!
If you, or your friends would like in on the first post lifestyle, there is no better way that Bone-O-Rama your way to the top.
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Your whole post is bullshit.
First off, the parent post did not claim that Lord British was the creative force behind it. He meant that Origin (Lord British's company) was behind it.
Secondly, 8MB Compaq memory in 1990 did NOT cost $700.
Thirdly, shut the fuck up. No one wants to hear your crap. Asshole. FOAD. HAND.
The Egyptians did not build that stuff, the Vikings did.
fucking morons.
Sorry, that is not insightful or funny. That is plain stupid.
Who the fuck is modding this up? I should kick your limey ass.
And that is why you enjoy sucking his dick.
You are quite the fucking asshole. And you probably are fucking an asshole too.
Queer assed motherfucker.
Hello fuckwit,
Just a heads-up, that was not a joke, nor was it even remotely funny.
HTH, FOAD, HAND, YHBT.
Asshole.
Covering Beatle's songs?
Slapbutt is a day late and a dollar short, as usual.
Shut fuck up you lame-assed fucking fucker.
Even though Curtis is sitting in his home office, he can use the FireCracker software to turn on the radio in his bedroom, sending the sultry strains of his wife's favorite jazz station through the house.
She can hear the music from the living room. She knows when he does this, it means he is done with work and ready to give her some attention. By the time she gets to the bedroom, he's turned off all the bedroom lights -- all but the single, candle-like lamp by her pillow.
Is this guy a good husband, or what?
You do realize how fucking stupid you are, right?
You are wrong, I was right. Go back and read his post.
Once you accept the fact that you are such and ignorant shitbag and pull your head out of your ass, life will be better for you.
Oh, and having sex with your mom will have to stop too. I am tire of the sloppy seconds.
Hello moron, I beleive you meant $0.05.
Nice try, and good meta-modding job there too you fucking idiot.
That is why I hang out here. Lot's O' Goats!
How is that a troll, you ignorant fuckwad? And you have a nun fetish on top of it.
Yeah, you are a real winner.
Grow up.
And it is sore. Open. Sore.
You know, peterb is a fag.
You actually heard a cell phone ring in a theater before?
That is really interesting.
Well, let me tell you. BiscuitsNgravy has, and he said it was wonderfull.
Ask him sometime.
Wow. Clever. Good work, shitbag.
1. STFU
2. FOAD
3. ??
4. Eat a bag of hell.
I certainly hope you meant "of" horse turds.
Yeah and Micro$oft sucks too! Man I hate that crap!
Give me Linux and a MPEG player any day of the week.
13/f/Pakistan