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The Most Dangerous Server Rooms

Ymerej writes "The Register has an article on dangerous server rooms. Have you seen worse?" Perhaps The Register would like a picture of my desk if they really want to be scared.

458 comments

  1. The one we have in the basement. . . by bplipschitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    . . .where the city rats are bigger than the IT guys.

    And they carry card keys.

    -bpl

    1. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow--and I've seen some pretty big IT guys...

    2. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
      . . .where the city rats are bigger than the IT guys.

      And they carry card keys.

      ...I guess nobody refers to them as "accountants" any more, do they?

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    3. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by aWalrus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Heh. That made me laugh. My brother is studying law, and they have a soccer team composed entirely of law students. Their name: "The Kangaroos". Why the name, you say? well, the kangaroo is the biggest rat of them all! Nice to know lawyers have a sense of humor =)
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    4. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by anzha · · Score: 4, Funny

      And here I thought it would be for the type of court they'd prefer...

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    5. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where the city rats are bigger than the IT guys.

      Just how big is Dean Kamen, anyway?

    6. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by DaedalusLogic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Rats! and management thinks THEY'RE the ones responsible for chewing holes in the firewall.

    7. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by rweir · · Score: 5, Funny

      Kangaroo and rats? WTF? Have any Americans every actually seen a kangaroo?

      Don't you guys know anything? They're big and friendly, and they bounce up and down the main street of any major city here in Australia. If you give them a carrot, you can ride in their pouch.

    8. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by EverDense · · Score: 1

      Kangaroo != a Rat

      Just like a bunch of lawyers to not have a fucken clue.

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    9. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by chrisos · · Score: 1
      They're big and friendly, and they bounce up and down the main street of any major city here in Australia. If you give them a carrot, you can ride in their pouch.

      Of course the downside is that you then have to clean the mucus off your shoes :)
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    10. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kangaroo's are not related to rats.

      The kangaroo rats outside Australia + PNG are only named due to their appearance and are not related.

      Australia does have things called Kangaroo rats, which are related to kangaroos (distantly) but not Rats as a species.

      PS: The Koala is not a bear.

      Kangaroo - Potoroinae?
      Rats- family Muridae?

    11. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the death

      As the last few corpses lay rotting on the slimy thoroughfare

      The shutters lifted in inches in Temperance Building

      High on Poacher's Hill

      And red mutant eyes gaze down on Hunger City
      No more big wheels

      Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats

      And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes

      Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers

      Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue

      Ripping and rewrapping mink and shiny silver fox, now legwarmers

      Family badge of sapphire and cracked emerald
      Any day now

      The Year of the Diamond Dogs

      (David Bowie, 1974)

    12. Re:The one we have in the basement. . . by seanb · · Score: 1

      Haven't you ever seen old Warner Borthers Cartoons? There must be a strong similarity between Kangaroos and rodents, else Sylvester would never mistake a cangaroo for a giant mouse.

  2. The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by OmniVector · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now that's how you ensure job security!

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    1. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Theodore+Logan · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sure, your job is safe, but how about your life?

      I vaguely recall a similar picture of a suicide setup. I'm serious.

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    2. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by ekrout · · Score: 4, Funny

      Now that's how you ensure job security!

      Nah, I'd say putting IIS on every corporate server will better ensure that you're needed every minute of every day of every year for the next couple decades ;-)

      I mean, just imagine running a Beowulf cluster of WindowsUpdate scripts to keep IIS attack/virus-free!

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    3. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by zbuffered · · Score: 5, Funny

      Suffice to say, if those buckets get knocked over(they're tied together, but are they secured to something?), your job security is in question. Unless you can explain how 4 gallons of water got dumped on your servers?

      In all seriousness though, the backup tapes would probably survive a quick dousing, they look to be in plastic containers.

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    4. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by justsomebody · · Score: 2

      Or beter better, a good prediction picture of computing after nuclear holocaust (1st one)

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    5. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not wanting to complain, but does anybody else notice the horizontal line about the middle of the photo? It looks like 2 photos were stuck together.

    6. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, but the top photo looks to be looking straight ahead, and the bottom one is looking down a bit. check the light reflections in the monitor screens and you can sorta see it. but maybe thats just because its really early here, and theres bushfire smoke affecting my eyesite.

      ahhh australia in the summertime.

    7. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Echnin · · Score: 1

      Pretty hard to miss. The guy probably just couldn't get far enough from it to get a single picture with everything, so he had to take two and stick them together. If he wanted to fake it, he'd certainly make it less obvious.

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    8. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by macdaddy357 · · Score: 2

      These networks were obviously set up by Pomeroy. they have the best network installers and IT that $5.15 per hour will buy.

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    9. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't mod my comment down; reply and state why you disagree.

      Don't mod my comment up; reply and state why you agree.

    10. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by SEWilco · · Score: 1
      ahhh australia in the summertime.

      Spring, maybe? Or did you leave the window open in your Tardis?

    11. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Dr.+Cfire · · Score: 1

      Not Really Seeing as the Backup Tapes are sitting below the buckets full of water from the AC system. If something happens and the tapes are around you will find yourself without a job.

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    12. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

      I'd like to see a beowulf cluster of those.

    13. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by Afty0r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Suffice to say, if those buckets get knocked over your job security is in question.

      I doubt it - we have a server room like that (bucket under the a/c to catch drips and leaks - it's killed monitors and keyboards before now) and neither myself nor the IT manager would lose our jobs. We ask for money for new a/c, we don't get it.

      Any court in the land would support an unfair dismissal case if we were to be fired because the air conditioning was leaking water, and we were ordered to keep the servers on regardless of health and safety.

    14. Re:The perfect use of a cluttered mess like that by ynohoo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Offtopic:
      I liked your sig link so much I tried the url without the jpg and got a french 401! Since my french is schoolboy level, I stuck it thru Babelfish:

      Error 401: Skin of zob!
      Cabbage, guy! The URL that your babasse refilé is good with nibe! Would have you interest to turn you the fingers seven times in the tarin before jacter, rather than to unpack conneries!

  3. c'mon by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Funny

    calling application programmers rats is insulting to rats, Pls refer to them by their proper designation...(L)Users :)

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    errr....umm...*whooosh* *whoosh* Is this thing on ?
    1. Re:c'mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep it up, Plug-monkey, an we'll see how those servers run after I'm done programming some apps for them. Be nice to your programmers for they are dangerous and pushed toward the edge everyday but idiot plug-monkeys and users.

    2. Re:c'mon by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      That is Chief Server Monkey if you pls, and Access Control Engineer, and BOFH. Programmer's need only approach to provide homage and gifts, otherwise, the less we see of each other the more likely YOUR project is to survive to completion :)

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    3. Re:c'mon by Archfeld · · Score: 2

      as are clueless postings by AC's....Using my employer's email account for this kind of thing would be stupid beyond passe, not to mention any legal liability. This way there IS NO mistaking, my opinions are my own and do not reflect that of an employer whom I do NOT reveal :)

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    4. Re:c'mon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lay down the crack pipe. According to your own logic, your posts reflect hotmail's opinions.

    5. Re:c'mon by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You must be unemployed or underage. Respond using your employers email and you are responding as an agent of the company. I don't work for hotmail so I don't see any sort of correlation. By your logic responding from home would ensure I was a rep of SBC ?

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  4. Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    My server room is so bad not even the rats will go in there

    1. Re:Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      perhaps they can't stand the smell of the server admin?

    2. Re:Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The server admin is Richard Stallman.

    3. Re:Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rest my case.

    4. Re:Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      The court-room is ajourned.

    5. Re:Server room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting? You stupid clod, this is funny, not interesting. Geez, read the frickin' post...

  5. Server rooms can be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    For example, statistics show that people who work in server room almost never catch any STDs. I wonder why that is...

    1. Re:Server rooms can be safe by 4of12 · · Score: 5, Funny

      For example, statistics show that people who work in server room almost never catch any STDs. I wonder why that is...]

      Because the condoms actually work as advertised?

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    2. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Luke-Jr · · Score: 1

      What would they be Saving To Disk anyway?

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    3. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Ari_Tibbs · · Score: 1

      Because hard nipples on fat men isn't sexy to the opposite sex.

    4. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Ari_Tibbs · · Score: 1

      Stupid grammer. Just pretend "isn't" is "aren't". Should've used the "preview" button. Cripes!

    5. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're spell checking here on slashdot, the terrorists have already won.

    6. Re:Server rooms can be safe by GlassHeart · · Score: 2, Funny
      Because the condoms actually work as advertised?

      No, because passion sets off the halon.

    7. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because we never have time to screw? Just when you get your groove on the fucking pager goes off... coitus interruptus Exchange server.

    8. Re:Server rooms can be safe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For example, statistics show that people who work in server room almost never catch any STDs. I wonder why that is...

      Hey, I honestly once yanked off in a server room. Anybody else want to admit to it?

  6. There are more by cheezycrust · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, this is the third article about the subject.

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    1. Re:There are more by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      Are you local?

    2. Re:There are more by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      We'll have no shouting.

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      # init 5
      Connection closed.


      Oh... ...bugger.
    3. Re:There are more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a local shop for local people.

    4. Re:There are more by spinlocked · · Score: 1

      You've got no business here.

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      # init 5
      Connection closed.


      Oh... ...bugger.
    5. Re:There are more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, that this received 5 points is very gay. The links are in the source article! You don't need to reproduce them here. Furthermore, the idiotic moderators don't need to beef this up either. Sheesh. Meta-moderate these butt-cheeks to hell!

    6. Re:There are more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we didn't burn them this time

    7. Re:There are more by easter1916 · · Score: 1

      What's all this shouting about? We'll have no trouble here.

  7. Unfortunately by madsenj37 · · Score: 0, Troll

    My apartment is less clean and harder to navigate.

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  8. I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangerous by elbarsal · · Score: 5, Interesting
    The pictures they show are pretty entertaining, but it's not real danger until you toss in some higher voltages (480vAC anyone?)


    One of my favourites was actually sitting inside a motor control center, with all sorts of high voltage DC motor starters right behind the main computer terminal. Don't lean back.


    ed

  9. Too funny. by unicron · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's all about removing floor tiles and then forgetting to set up warning cones. The clearance between our tiles and the concrete floor underneath is a good 4 or 5 feet; I would not want to fall stiff-legged into that.

    Interesting side note: apparently finding high-priced Cisco gear not connected to anything is not that uncommon. I've also heard horror stories of guy that traced a cable my hand(toner was on the fritz) that looped 4 times around the data center but wasn't hooked up to shit, on either end. Took him an entire afternoon.

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    1. Re:Too funny. by SquadBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh yea. We have several Nokia IPSO boxes that are hooked to *nothing* and more than a few Motorola routers hooked to nada. Now on the subject of floor tiles. It appears that before I started to work here they got a "good" price on raised flooring. At least two people including myself have fallen when the stand bent while we were standing on it. Also when they first moved into the building it seems that a sewer backed up and flooded under the raised floor, to this day I will still find how shall I say debris under there. So I don't touch my face and wash my hands with *hot* water and soap after everytime I have to go under the floor.

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    2. Re:Too funny. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Funny

      This reminds me of a humorous story:

      The Magic Switch

      I can't remember the author (GLS) but if you google you'll probably find a more original version.

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    3. Re:Too funny. by davidtupper · · Score: 1, Redundant

      You'll find that story in The Jargon File/New Hackers Dictionary. He still has the switch (set to More Magic)

    4. Re:Too funny. by bdrexler · · Score: 1

      There's also the story about the Novell server at the college that they couldn't find. I think that was on Slashdot too although I'm too lazy to look up the article.

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    5. Re:Too funny. by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Interesting
      There's also the story about the Novell server at the college that they couldn't find. I think that was on Slashdot too although I'm too lazy to look up the article.


      I remember that - it got sealed into a wall.

      BTW, the author of the magic switch story is Guy Steele.
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    6. Re:Too funny. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      Yeah - what if the high priced cisco equipment happens to be connected to your arm as you leave for the night?

      Seriously though - doing network surveys I have found many beefy cisco switches in closets with no or as little as one cable connected with no live link.

      We call those devices "Superfluous Equipment" or "Re-allocating dead assets"

    7. Re:Too funny. by unicron · · Score: 2

      Depends. If you have a property pass, not much. If you didn't though, you could be arrested by security. Or shot, depending on much you tried to fight for the router.

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    8. Re:Too funny. by hyperturbopete · · Score: 5, Funny

      hmm. reminds me of a reserach lab I used to work in- off in one corner there were a two of small flattish HP boxes of some sort, with only one cable going into them (power? network? i dunno). The sticker with the serial number had a date that was about 10 years old.

      I was asked to clean up that half of the lab one day, so I unplug one of the boxes. After about 15 minutes, a buzzing alarm goes off. Soon an IT guy comes through a back door that I had never seen opened, and plugs them back in.

      I still dont know what those things are.

    9. Re:Too funny. by plugger · · Score: 1

      That's where his link pointed!

    10. Re:Too funny. by spazimodo · · Score: 2

      Do you happen to be in Waltham, MA? I used to work for a company that built a building there. (They were called Renaissance at the time, I think they've since been bought out) There was some sort of design flaw in the first floor plumbing and the drain pipes from the toilets went downhill where they met up with the drain pipes from the HVAC in the NOC. Someone went in monday morning and noticed an awful smell in the NOC. Eventually someone pulled up a floor section and discovered several inches of poo. This was still a step up from their old building where someone came in on a monday morning a rainstorm to find 4 feet of water in one of the server rooms.

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    11. Re:Too funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr. Obvious

      That's Doctor Obvious. After all, he didn't spend six years in Obvious Medical School to be called MISTER!

    12. Re:Too funny. by fessik · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I work at a large truck company in the Northwest. While pulling up the raised floor in the data center one day I found a fax server that the IT department had "lost" more than three years ago. The damn thing still worked and they could telnet into it but no one new where it was. It sat under the floor beneith a conference table with a coil of hundred pair sitting on top of it merrily chugging along. The fax gate had never gone down!

    13. Re:Too funny. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Basically the same story repeated.

      I ran a test lab that was basically full of new PCs and PC servers. Except over in the corner is this IBM PS/2 Tower machine that happens to be running Windows NT 3.1 Beta Version

      (NT 4.0 had just shipped, so this thing was *old*.)

      Furthermore, the only thing keeping the thing running is a piece of plastic shoved into the power button holding it down.

      One day, the plastic bit falls out and wirrrr the thing powers down. Within minutes 3 guys I'd never seen before in my life run into the room and we get the plastic shoved back in.

      Still not quite sure what that thing was doing, but mad props to Dave Cutler for that version of NT.

    14. Re:Too funny. by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Nope that is not the place but it was a very similar story. Must be more common than anyone thinks.

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    15. Re:Too funny. by bunnyman · · Score: 1

      GLS == Guy L. Steele, one of the editors of the Jargon File, and author of Common Lisp: The Language

  10. You'd need a miners helmet by evil_roy · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Don't worry about the wiring , where are the lights ?

  11. The original Google storage server by Longinus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Check it out here.

    This is by far to custom case I've ever seen.
    Look a bit dangerous though ;-)

    1. Re:The original Google storage server by chrysrobyn · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Okay, I looked at it. Heck, for the sake of argument, let's say that I'll believe Google started business made out of Legos.

      Can you tell me why the heck there are always blurs of one type or another shielding the front of the box from view?

    2. Re:The original Google storage server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's part of the case and it wouldn't fit in the display turned 90 degrees for your easy viewing.

    3. Re:The original Google storage server by Meddel · · Score: 3, Informative

      They didn't start their business on a raid rack made out of Legos. They started their research project on a raid rack make out of Legos. Back when google was http://google.stanford.edu, they were running the server out of their dorm room.

      By the time they cranked up the business and got funding, the lego rack had been retired.

      Reid

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    4. Re:The original Google storage server by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Those don't look like photoshopped blurs, it looks like a piece of frosted plexiglas type material, like you would see on a light covering.

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    5. Re:The original Google storage server by bobstay · · Score: 1

      If you look carefully, the "blurs" you refer to are actually the side of the box itself.

      It's made of frosted plastic, by the looks of it.

    6. Re:The original Google storage server by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      Check it out here [stanford.edu]. This is by far to custom case I've ever seen.

      Well, if you only want tech-savvy investors, that will certainly scare the suits away.

    7. Re:The original Google storage server by chrysrobyn · · Score: 2

      GigsVT, I've modded you up enough times to respect your opinion.

      If you can honestly look at this picture and tell me that the blur that stretches all the way into the computer monitor is part of the lego case, I'll believe you.

      Admittedly, looking at this picture, it appears that the lock on the display case is not blurred, supporting your theory, and maybe that first picture is because they reduced the size/aspect ratio of the RAID array, but not the plexiglass/glass.

      The root of my question, I suppose, is why is the front of the array semi-transparent? Is there a censored joke in there? Some sort of concern about light patterns? Perhaps it was just the material that was available at the time. Whether it's Photoshop or a diffusing sheet isn't really the source of my curiosity.

    8. Re:The original Google storage server by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      I've modded you up enough times to respect your opinion.

      Heh. thanks. I'm coming up on 3000 messages... whew... that's a lot. The last thousand has flown by too. Seems like yesterday I hit 2000. I really need to get out more or something.

      If you can honestly look at this picture [stanford.edu] and tell me that the blur that stretches all the way into the computer monitor is part of the lego case, I'll believe you.

      Really, to me it doesn't look like it extends into the monitor. It kinda does at first glance, but if you look at the other monitors, the whole shot isn't particularly sharp.

      As far as why... you got me too. Maybe someone from Stanford will read this thread and explain more.

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    9. Re:The original Google storage server by jred · · Score: 2

      It looks to me like two sides of the case are clear plexi, and the third side is the bubble-plexi that is commonly used on doors. I imagine it was laying around readily available and they made use of it.

      It looks that way in both pics to me.

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    10. Re:The original Google storage server by pj7 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that blur you see is the side of the box, not the front. Pay close attention to the placement of everything as you look at the differant pictures.
      The side of the box seems to be made of "water glass", at least that is what I have heard it called. It's the plastic that doors to showers are made of.

    11. Re:The original Google storage server by viking099 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that stuff is the light refracting plastic stuff you see under flourescent lights.

  12. So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a slob; I admit it. Even if I didn't, it would be obvious from the way I dress and the state of my desk. But at my job, I am cleaning up the spaghetti mess in the ceiling and trying to lay the wire cleanly from patch panels - switches.

    Documenting connections has a real payoff in troubleshooting. But doing stuff on aesthetic grounds is a harder sell. I have a gut sense that a clean layout is important even if you know the destination both ends of a wire whose middle runs through a snarl. Here's what I came up with:
    my version of the community policing broken windows theory.

    It's psychologically harder to do slipshod, shoddy work if everything around you has been done well. And it's hard to do a proper job if everything else is slipshod. As a matter of housemate politics, it's easier to leave the nth dirty dish in the sink than the first. You are only adding an increment, not changing state.

    Doing the Right Thing is contagious. At least, it is among folks I care to work with. Doing the Wrong Thing is catching, too. Morale is higher and people challenge themselves more at a shop that is run well.

    That's how I pitched it, and my boss bought it.

    1. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by zbuffered · · Score: 0, Redundant

      nice post.

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    2. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "...But doing stuff on aesthetic grounds is a harder sell..."

      This is not always true!

      If you have a company that you are trying to get new customers and investors to come on board - and you need to show them your technology, often times they like to come over and take tours of your datacenter - HQ - IT Dept or office in general.

      Believe me - the asthetics of the cables that make your network have a very large impact on how people can view your company.

      For example, this picture shows that this particular setup went up in flames at some point (look at the burn marks on the door and melted cables). now you think that if this closet was setup properly (which would include asthetics) that it would have gone up in flames so easily. And do you think that any client/partner/investor would think you had your priorities straight if they saw a closet like this?

    3. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Super-neat can have its disadvantages.

      During WWII my father was, for a time, in a signals regiment, maintaining radios. Amongst the radios to be maintained was an HF radio, issued to the Guards regiments, which were equipped as Tank regiments. For those not familiar with the British army, the Guard regiments were the snootiest, most class conscious, spick-span and immaculate part of the army.

      So they opened these radios, and found inside a nasty mess of squiggly wires. So, one by one, they unsoldered each wire and replaced it with ones which went straight, turned a right angle, and went straight to its destination.

      And the radios never worked again. Because, being HF, the wavelengths involved were similar to the lengths of wire inside the case, and the exact length of each wire *mattered*.

    4. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a section on High Speed Design, A Handbook on Black Magic by Howard Johnson (this is a great book for hardware/circuit design by the way) that deals with wirewrap (an ancient method of building prototypes). It seems that some techs were a bit anal about wraping wires along paths (bad, for high speed they should be point to point), and wraping the bundles (really bad, breeds cross-talk). The author goes on to mathamatically show why straight point to point is best.

      Just a hardware type who never understood the problem of messy cables. Nobody ever beat the water bucket on the server.

    5. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by Tablizer · · Score: 1


      The secret is to have a real server room, and a "presentation" server room, which is simply a pretty facade of empty boxes with cool x-mas lights. The presentation room is where you take all the potential investors. They never have to see the real room.

    6. Re:So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy? by dev!null!4d · · Score: 1

      These help make keepings cabs tidy easy: Cable Tidy Rings

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  13. That's nothing. by scott1853 · · Score: 5, Funny

    You want scary:

    Our server room has wobbly floors and tower cases stacked 2 high sitting in the middle of a 16'x16' room, with the more important servers sitting on the top.

    We also got a new air conditioner that has an electronic switch and we have problems with brown outs. So in the middle of the summer, the power goes out and the A/C doesn't come back on, usually on a weekend too.

    One more thing: brace yourself:

    We use Windows servers with IIS!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:That's nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use Windows servers with IIS!!!!!!!!

      thats why you are broke!

      -5qz33

    2. Re:That's nothing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We use Windows servers with IIS!!!!!!!!

      And you're concerned about the heat being given off from *running* machines? Shit, don't most windows machines crash every few minutes anyways? All you'd need to do is leave for the weekend, and things will be just fine.

  14. Nothing to uncommon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A company I worked for a few years ago had 6 cabinets. 3 of them were full of nice relion rack mounts The other three were pilled full to the top with desktop style servers. Most of them had the case sides taken off. All of them were just stacked on each other, three going one way, the next three turned 90 degrees and so on. The very first rack had two BigIPs and all the switches. So some cables were strung through 5 racks to get to the switches.

  15. Xserve blows my ears out, does that count? by Toe,+The · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...but one Xserve could probably replace the whole mess in some of those pictures.

  16. Working at an ISP... by graphicartist82 · · Score: 3, Funny

    about 3 years ago, I was pulling cable from 1 room to another.. while standing on a ladder pulling the cable out of the cieling, the cieling collapsed on me! About half the tiles from the room fell on to the floor, and a florescent light hit me in the back on its way down.. that's pretty dangerous!

  17. Maybe wearable servers are the answer by Toe,+The · · Score: 1
    Stanford Wearable Servers.

    Name says it all!

  18. Basement Server Rooms. by hopbine · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As a long time Customer Engineeer for a major manufacture, I've had my share of basement computer rooms and all the subsequent flooding thereof. That being said, my favourite customer had a mainframe in the basement of his 100 year old private house. He was running a time share (remember those) system over 300 baud modems. To enter the place one had to walk beside his wifes pottery kiln. However once inside a really excellent air conditioned room there was the beast, a brand new HP3000 series 2 with 500Mb of disk. He was my favourite because on my first after hours preventive maintenance call - in fact it was the first time I had ever seen the place - his wife called out after a couple of hours.." Phil, dinner is ready !"

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    1. Re:Basement Server Rooms. by unicron · · Score: 4, Funny

      As a long time Customer Engineeer for a major manufacture

      I'll take a blonde, 6 feet tall, please. Make her lippy, but only to a point. Oh, and she has to know how to cook. Nothing special, just the basics. Thanks.

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    2. Re:Basement Server Rooms. by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Troll
      I'll take a blonde, ...

      You forgot...must be able to suck-start a Harley.

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    3. Re:Basement Server Rooms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or be able to suck a golf ball through a 25 ft copper pipe.

    4. Re:Basement Server Rooms. by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Um, ouch.

      You may as well say "Must have razor sharp teeth."

      I mean, damn, dude!

      --
      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  19. Bare to the bone by LegendOfLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    Check this out:

    www.theregister.co.uk/media/926.jpg

    That's a HELL of a case mod ;)

    1. Re:Bare to the bone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What case?

    2. Re:Bare to the bone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      reminds me of a PC at my work we call Woody. all the components are nailed to a 2x4.

    3. Re:Bare to the bone by hyphz · · Score: 2

      My favourite case mod of that kind has to be a guy who worked as a technician and who had a rather high hardware turnover on his home machine (he tended to use it for testing stuff). He also often needed to change plugs around in the back of the machine. So what did he do?

      He sawed the case in half!

      He literally sawed the front off the case, leaving the mobo and all the mountings and similar attached to the back portion of the case (except for the cage stuff which was still on the front). He then maneuvered them around so that the old front and back of the case were now adjacent and pointing at him, and then pushed the whole lot under a shelf to cover the exposed back from dust.

      The result was a PC where both the front and back were at the front, and there *was* no back. Just bizarre.

  20. Suffocation by eyeball · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was in a large shared server facility that still used a Halon system, which when released, fills the area suffocating the fire (and any living creatures in the area as well).

    Anyway, one day we were working in our cage, when we heard a warning alarm, and saw all the employees running for their lives. Not knowing that the alarm meant the Halon system was about to be activiate, we joined in anyway and ran for the emergency exits.

    It turned out the fire alarms were set off by accident by someone drilling and creating dust, and luckily the people on-site disabled the fire supression system before it went off.

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  21. Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom combo by Silas · · Score: 5, Funny

    In rural Indiana, you don't always have space to have a whole room devoted to servers and network equipment, ya know?! But I was still surprised when I visited my former ISPs local point of presence - in one of their employee's one and only bathroom at his house. Photo here. Do some laundry, take a dump, watch some network traffic go by. Uh-huh.

  22. Something fishy by polyphemus-blinder · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is going on here. That photo on the main page this article links to is the same one that George Ziemann has on his site from the Ebay Vs. Musician article earlier.

    I don't see any indication that this is supposed to be his server room. So who's lying?

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    1. Re:Something fishy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you actually bother to read the text next to the picture it says they recieved that in a email

    2. Re:Something fishy by elBart0 · · Score: 1

      Caption on the image:

      "Important note -- This is a joke! We received this unattributed photo in an e-mail. "

      Looks like they know its a joke.

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    3. Re:Something fishy by 2short · · Score: 1

      Since the article makes no mention whatsoever of who's server room it is, and since the photo on Ziemann's site is quite plainley labeled "This is a joke! We received this unattributed photo in an e-mail.", no one is lying. So who's an idiot?

    4. Re:Something fishy by Ymerej · · Score: 1
      • That photo on the main page this article links to is the same one that George Ziemann has on his site from the Ebay Vs. Musician article earlier.

        I don't see any indication that this is supposed to be his server room. So who's lying?

      Well, it does say on Ziemann's site, "Important note -- This is a joke! We received this unattributed photo in an e-mail."

      That's not to say that the Register has it correct. They're not exactly a paragon of journalism, and they probably don't have a corps of fact checkers. It's a joke, son.

  23. The mess in that first picture... by weird+mehgny · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...looks like some new cybernetic monster I imagine will make an appearance in Doom 3.

    1. Re:The mess in that first picture... by compwiz3688 · · Score: 1

      I could've sworn that the first pic was Spiderman's server room...

    2. Re:The mess in that first picture... by CACraw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it looked a lot more like Cartman's mutant Trapper Keeper --C

  24. Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by peterdaly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At my last job we had a network of about 600 local users. Our server room had two racks of equiment on the building's ups, so the racks plugged right into the wall.

    One day we had a broom leaning up against the wall next to two of our cabinet's. Someone bumped the broom, which fell in the long arc that brooms do when they fall along a wall when leaning. One the way, it happened to unplug our two cabinets from the wall. So much for uptime. The place when quiet and we all just stared at each other for a few seconds. This is in an envirnment where downtime isn't really tolerated at all.

    Our task the next weekend?

    We took a whole package of zip ties, loosened up the plug wall plate, zip tied the plugs around the back of the outlet wall plate with an ungodly amount of zip ties, and screwed the wall plate tight again.

    Our version of 120volt twist locks. :-)

    Was interesting to hear what people would ask after seeing it for the first time.

    Not quite the server room from hell, but the story's on topic.

    -Pete

    1. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by afidel · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a kind of similar story. Our UPS and generator are attached to three sets of strobe lights and alarms, one on each entry door and one inside the datacenter. Well one day I go into the datacenter because the UPS alarm is going off making all sorts of racket. I try to clear the alarm and figure out what is going on, well while hitting the button to clear the alarm my finger slips across the surface mount switch to the one under it. Problem is the switch under it is the OFF button! Who makes a UPS with a surface mount off button let alone one not protected by a flip guard? Well I have to say that I now HATE the sound of silence, at least with respect to datacenters. Worst part about the experience, the alarm was actually just a notification to perform routine maintenance, clean the air filter.

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    2. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by Dun+Malg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have a good broom story much like that. I was installing a whole stack of routers in the server room of a very large travel agency. The room also contained the brains of their entire phone system. The whole thing (4 huge compaq servers, dozens of routers/switches, the phone KSU) was hard wired into a 3'x2'x4'high UPS unit to keep it all running no matter what happened to the power. Janitorial services folks always seem to think that the server room is the best place for the brooms, mops, dusters, etc. (perhaps because there are no chairs, they think no one ever goes in there?) and I had to move a half dozen brooms and dustmops to get to the back side of the equipment rack. So I leaned them against the wall by the door and was happily working away when a lowly "intern" type came in and knocked over one of the brooms. It fell, in that same well known broom-arc, bounced off the doorknob and landed right on the front panel of the UPS and flipped the little rocker switch that cut off all power to everything hooked up to the UPS. The room suddenly became deathly quiet, but the silence was soon broken by the yells of 200+ travel agents on three floors whose phones and network connections had suddenly gone dead. Normally, the UPS is supposed to have a plastic cover to prevent such things, but some dolt had removed it for reasons unknown. I flipped the switch back on and everything was back online within five minutes, but they were still quite upset.

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    3. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      You let janitors into the server room?! Put a combination lock on the door and leave the trashcan outside when it gets full.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    4. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by afidel · · Score: 1

      yep flipguards on UPS's and good locks that the cleaning staff does not have access to are now two of the items at the top of my datacenter must have's.

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    5. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by Herkum01 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The server room for hell was this place, it was an old government building that had piss poor wiring. I was called in to rebuild the servers because 3 out of 4 servers had somehow got screwed up. After fixing them, and making sure that they all worked and load-balanced correctly I was just waiting for time to pass one evening when the UPS started going off. It would go on like this for 1 to 2 hours in the evening and then stop. It seems that sometimes the outlets would just go wako and stop supplying electricity. It was so annoying that the support people who used the room unplugged the servers from the UPS and would plug them into the wall so they would not have to listen the UPS switching to backup. Give you one guess why these servers were getting screwed up and had poor uptime... :)

    6. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by evilviper · · Score: 2

      I had the same problem (uncovered power button on top of an APC UPS). However, I had the forsight to put a quarter on top of it, and duct-tape it in place. I've never had a single problem.

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    7. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by buck_wild · · Score: 3, Funny

      I did a contract for Teal Datacenter, the datacenter for the state of California. Arcus (now known as Iron Mountain) ahd come in to take our disator-recovery tape offsite.

      However, this guy was not familiar with our datacenter.

      He pushed his dolly full of tapes (about 75 canisters per day) up to the ramp that leads out of the raised floor area, but stopped when the double doors didn't open. So he stopped at the base of the ramp, walked around the hand rail, and pushed the button that opened the doors.

      I might mention that this is before people thought of putting those little flip-up plastic panels on the EPO buttons. Yes, he pushed the Emergency Power Off button.

      I never heard what happened to him, but I never saw him again...

      --
      If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
    8. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by ctar · · Score: 1

      I heard a similar story when I asked the guys who I work with why EVERY SINGLE power cord on about 20 racks are double tied with tie wraps to their rack based outlets. (This is before we got the twist-lock kind, which are a great invention!)

    9. Re:Zip-Ties Were our Enterprise Power Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a place like that. "We are super secure" they said as they showed me all the various cardkeys, keypads, and so on necessary to get into the server room, full of oh-so-sensitive corporate data.

      First night I work late, J. Random Janitor come strolling in to get the trashcan.

  25. wow by bomb_number_20 · · Score: 2, Funny

    That first picture looks like a cross between something out of a Terry Gilliam movie, a Borg Cube and Tetsuo the Iron Man. The ones at the bottom are just plain bizarre.

    These aren't servers, they're representative works of art- kind of like a city. Granted, these servers will die the same flaming death that Chicago did in the great fire, but it's still kind of neat.

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    That's ok, Jesus likes me anyway.
  26. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Xaoswolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    You want dangerous, well the only fire prevention we have for our 23 servers, is one halon extinguisher. So if the room goes up, we can save it, as long as we don't want any oxygen...

  27. The fact is by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 3, Funny
    keeping your wiring like that is the only way to stay employed.. I mean.. would you like anyone else to try and decipher your wiring schema?


    I'm messy by nature, but I know that as long as I'm the only person who understands the mess, I'm indispensable ;)


    And I got a new job yesterday... I pity my successor :P

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  28. I knew it was dangerous.... by Trinity-Infinity · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... when my foot broke through one of those floor tiles in the server room. Funny, someone told me they were high resistence, that must not be exactly the case ;)

    1. Re:I knew it was dangerous.... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Maybe they were talking ohms?

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    2. Re:I knew it was dangerous.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      or maybe you should go on a diet ;)

  29. The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by Havokmon · · Score: 4, Funny
    Apparently, this is what they say is their scariest server room.

    That doesn't surprise me. I have a strange feeling many of you have been caught doing this in front of your pc.

    So much for my Delta Force keyboard layout ;)

    --
    "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    1. Re:The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by Jouster · · Score: 1

      I hate to admit that I can't tell, but I must; exactly what is happening in the second picture?

      Jouster

    2. Re:The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 2

      that truly gives new meaning to the phrase "Bastard Operator From Hell"

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    3. Re:The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      I hate to admit that I can't tell, but I must; exactly what is happening in the second picture?

      That's my son using a keyboard template (from Delta Force) as a mask. He must have gotten bored with whatever game he was playing ..

      I really should have come up with a better blurb, like: "You should see what I catch my admin doing..".

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      "I can't give you a brain, so I'll give you a diploma" - The Great Oz (blatently stolen sig)
    4. Re:The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by sbjornda · · Score: 1
      Apparently, this is what they say is their scariest server room.
      That reminds me of a story about my daughter. The emergency off switch on a mid-1990's model AS/400 (one of the smaller ones, I forget which) is just at the perfect height to catch the attention of an 18 month-old. The switch is bright red on an otherwise black box. Mom takes daughter in to server room while mom has to make a quick tape change. Daughter sees pretty red button. Click! AS400 scrams. Fortunately only one user was on at the time, and a OS/400 has a very robust RDB so no corruption happened.

      Shades of "Angela's Airplane", eh, all you parents out there?

      .nosig

    5. Re:The Reg's 'Scariest Server Room' ever by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      Mom takes daughter in to server room while mom has to make a quick tape change. Daughter sees pretty red button. Click! AS400 scrams. Fortunately only one user was on at the time, and a OS/400 has a very robust RDB so no corruption happened.

      Already know that one.. Computer in posted picture (for havokmon.com) was running partition magic, resizing partitions on an 80GB drive.....

      Needless to say, all my Weird Al videos are lost forever :(

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  30. And rarely divorce, or have messy breakups by burgburgburg · · Score: 2
    As long as they have a sufficient supply of rubber cement and patches, they don't seem to have relationship problems at all.

    For those with more disposable income, as long as they keep the Cherry 2000 model out of the water, everything should be fine.

  31. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet he's the guy that invented tcpdump.

  32. Server room? Luxury! by guidemaker · · Score: 5, Funny

    We launched a website with publicity on a live primetime TV show about the internet (in the UK), while the server (singular) was still running under my desk. It was a little while before we moved it out of there and, amazingly, I never accidentally shut down the site with my knee.

    Of course, when we did, eventually, move it into a server room, the aircon subsequently broke down and, being an underfunded dotcom, nobody wanted to spring for repairs. We lost at least one server that way (thankfully not a live-facing one).

    1. Re:Server room? Luxury! by saskboy · · Score: 2, Informative

      The first place I worked at, the server room was a converted phone closet. It had a safe, 4 servers, and an air conditioner. Months before I got there, the servers weren't even in a rack, they were just sitting on the floor, in a basement, next to an airconditioner.
      You don't want to spend extra time in a server room with an old nearly broken air conditioner roaring behind you when you are on the phone with Microsoft trying to repair the Exchange server after a worm incident.

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  33. Problem is... by Chicane-UK · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Our main wiring closet looks a little like the 'not so bad examples' of wiring closets in those pictures - though nothing like the more extreme ones.

    The problem is, once the thing gets into that kind of mess, you rarely have the chance to bring down the entire network to repatch all the cables and cable tie them into some kind of order.

    Not only that, but if you have loads of trunks and VLAN's configured, putting it all back in the right order can be a total ballache!

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    1. Re:Problem is... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1

      I remember repatching certain financial outfit in Salford Quays a couple of years ago - luckily it was part of a major switch upgrade, but it still took several nights of work to reroute around 500 patch cables, after at least a days planning.

      Still, with a portable CD, some loud speakers and a couple of Thin Lizzy CDs....

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      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    2. Re:Problem is... by RubberDuckie · · Score: 1

      That's why you don't let it become a mess in the fisrt place. It's far easier to spend a few extra moments dressing down a wire, than hours cleaning the whole mess up later. Now if I could only convince some of my co-workers this was the case *sigh*.

  34. Earthquakes and server rooms by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    to ensure it could withstand the island's regular earthquakes

    Has anyone else been in a non-earthquake-prone place and then had an earthquake? Here at work our server room was completely unprepared for an earthquake. Some of the machines came off the racks, some of the whole racks fell, our T1s got damaged or disconnected somewhere in the process. The whole disaster showed us how stupid some users can be. First, the T1 provider calls from Boston or something, "Duh, we show that your T1 lines are down, blah blah blah..", "Uh ... yeah ... we just had a 6.2 earthquake and we're rebuilding the server room", then he gave a kinda "is he serious?/boy am I embarassed" pause and gave me his professional opinion: "Oh, okay, that might be the problem." And then the fucking dial-up users. They're on the TV saying We know there has been an earthquake, please do not call the police to tell them there has been an earthquake, try to use the phone for emergencies only!. And our users are trying to get on freaking AOL instant messenger via dial-up. I was half expecting them to say "Oh yeah, I tried to dial in and it doesn't work. The phone works fine because I just called the police to tell them there was an earthquake."

    Anyway, we bolted down all the racks, shame on us for not doing it in the first place.

    1. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1


      BTW ... I didn't get the pictures of the server room. But ... here are some pictures of the earthquake damage, all from walking distance of my office: here

    2. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time you masturbate, God kills a server room.

      Remember that.

    3. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by broter · · Score: 2

      When I worked at a small (not defunct) ISP, we had a similar story. Back in 1996(?) when the west coast had a major power outage; we were part of it. We had users calling up saying "I can't dial into the internet anymore." The tech would then ask "well, can you turn on your lights? There's been a power outage. It's affecting the whole west coast." To which a number of customers would then ask "really? When's it going to be over?"

      But then everything about that company fits into this topic. When the admin had to take down the servers experienced the futility of having servers on UPS's without monitors ("Well, it should be down my now").

      Good admins, bad management. A plan for disaster.

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    4. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lucent installed a complete phone system(inc lucent patch panels, Lucent cable, etc...all very good, top of the line stuff.)

      The racks were:
      -bolted to the ceiling
      -bolted to the tiles
      -bolted INTO THE CONCRETE FLOOR BELOW THE TILES.

      Anyway, we bolted down all the racks, shame on us for not doing it in the first place.

      Yeah, that about says it.

    5. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I worked at a place that was going through much political effort to do a Disaster Recovery Plan (San Francisco, so situation normal.) So they go ask the users what the "critical" applications are.

      Mail System ... Check.
      Financial System ... Check.
      Dial-up (even!) ... Check -- bought a few Richochet modems.

      Then some VP says "ummm. AOL." and suddenly half our Disaster Plan is devoted to AOL's Disaster Plan. Urg.

    6. Re:Earthquakes and server rooms by Walterk · · Score: 1

      So then how do you explain the fact that there are any server rooms left?

  35. 2 Star mess... where's the danger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    These messes are on par with an average recording studios. At least in the studio you can see sparks leap from the microphone at the guitarist.

  36. Re:Server rooms can be safe -only for techs by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Statistics also show that "server room affairs" by non technical personal, are responsible for more than half of office place STD transmission.
    The "photo copy room trysts" follow in a close second place, while the "boss's office boinkings" are becoming more uncommon as more CEOs are of the female gender.

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  37. Airconditioning freezing cold? by synq · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Think you're safe when you've got your computer room all tidy and clean?

    Forget it. We had a problem with the airconditioning at a medium size company in Delft which had it's heat-outlets on the top of the roof.

    These outlets were not so well protected to cold as was shown two years ago when, after a freezingly cold weekend we came into the server room and it was really boiling hot. Problem was the huge ventilators on the roof were stuck frozen.

    It was the only time we had all windows and doors open in the middle of winter. But this cold could well have started a fire.

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    1. Re:Airconditioning freezing cold? by afidel · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Had a similar incident two winters ago. We had moved into a new building that had a nice datacenter, UPS, large generator, two air conditioning systems. Well we were only putting about a fourth the computers in that the previous tenant had had so we just turned on the newer of the aircon systems. What a mistake! The newer system had been added as a summer suplemental system and to save cost the system had not been winterized for Ohio conditions because it was a summer only system. Well I go into work after a particularly cold morning (-10 degrees F) and get a call not long after arriving from one of the lanops admins. He asks me to go check on a temperature alarm on one of the pieces of equipment. I open up the door to the datacenter and it's like opening an oven! The AC units had aparantly frozen solid some time early Sunday evening and the datacenter had been heating up for over 12 hours. It got to 125 degrees F in there. Well I franticly find a couple of fans so I can blow air from outisde to cool things down to a reasonable level. We call the AC contractor and he comes in and fixes some things and tells me about the system we were using not being winterized and told me to use the other system. What he also told me was he wasn't sure the 1/4" drip pans under the AC units could hold all the ice that was going to melt off the coils so I had to run to the local home depot and get rolls of plastic to cover the racks in case things leaked a little. We luckily only lost one hdd and one power supply. After this the installation of the corp standard networked temperature alarms got bumped up a little =)

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  38. Reminds me of... by Nos. · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I work in a 6 story building, and our telephony room happens to be on the 5th floor. The space immediately above is leased by another group.

    I get a call from the folks on the 5th floor saying there's water coming out from under the door (they don't have access to the room). Being the onsite telephony person, I rush up wondering what the hell is going on. Sure enough, water has soaked the carpet around the door. Opening the door I see as much as 5cm (2in) of water sitting around the base of the switch and various servers connected to the switch. All in all, probably around $300K worth of equipment, and I don't dare go in, because there are power cords lying in the water. Finally get the power turned off, the water out, clean everything up. All in all, costed us a couple hundred dollars for some new cables, one monitor, and various odds and ends.

    Apparently what happened was someone on the next floor up was in a bathroom, turned on a faucet and forgot about it. The water managed to move about 5m (15ft) down the hall before deciding to pour out into our telephony room!

    1. Re:Reminds me of... by wol · · Score: 1

      Which reminds me of the Monday I came into the office in Brussels to discover water leaking from dozens of points in the ceiling in one particular room. Turns out the company on the floor above us had a coffee machine with a permanent connection to the water supply...except that the connection had broken some time over the weekend, flooded the space between their floor and our ceiling and eventually found many exits into...our currency trading room, taking out 10-15 traders' computers. Fortunately, we had just done a test for offsite emergency operations just three weeks before, so everyone knew the drill and we were up and running in under two hours.

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  39. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by dattaway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work in industrial maintenance and the most interesting electrical problems happen when the weather changes.

    120VAC isn't too bad. Connections soaked in water might survive for a while until the corrosion finally breaks it down, melts the wirenuts, etc. Getting shocked by it isn't enough to blow your fingertips off. 240 volts is usually just 110 volts split into two phases, so it doesn't present any worse of a problem. 480 volts is another story...

    480 volts gets interesting when the humidity rises and gets absorbed by the dust surrounding breakers and other switching components. Often, it will flash across the phases, vaporizing the debris, and mysteriously tripping the breaker. No one will figure this out until they happen to take a close look at the wiring, and the humidy from their breath will illuminate the brightest flash they have ever seen in their lives.

  40. My house. by FyRE666 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I'll have to drag my camera up into my attic to take a picture of the mess up there one day. I've 3 machines that run 24/7 up there, covered in dust, various other crap and spiders (and boy do those spiders grow big up there!)

    I put them up there as I got sick of the noise, then ran ethernet cabling down to sockets around the place. My main web server (see sig) has been happily running up there for about 1 1/2 years now - barring the odd upgrade. It's not pleasant to open up a case full of dust and cobwebs, BTW!

    1. Re:My house. by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 3, Funny

      How loud can spiders actually get?

    2. Re:My house. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the hardware they're running on, I'd imagine. Google's spiders probably get pretty loud...

  41. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Telastyn · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Some of the more complex and heafty NOC's I've heard about actually have halon, or similarly based fire prevention systems for the entire room. Auto sealing doors and the works. The old "you have 20 seconds to exit the room" plot device brought to life.

  42. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Cramer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, that's sorta the whole point of halon (and thus, why isn't used anymore.)

  43. BAH! by Telecommando · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those are nothing. NOTHING, I tell you!

    I've got a set of routers located in a crawlspace where the only way to get to them is to walk across boards spanning small metal beams that were put in to hold a suspended false ceiling. One missed step and you'll drop right through the ceiling, AND IT'S A 2 STORY DROP! Once I dropped a power pack while replacing it and nearly killed a gal working below. Power pack exploded like a bomb when it hit.

    We recently had a "security audit" where they recommended we should mount those routers in a locked cabinet for increased security. Not a mention about the boards, lack of handrail, safety net, etc. Heck, who needs a locked cabinet? Just remove one of the boards and NO ONE can get to those routers, not even the people who are supposed to maintain them!

    Back when we used thinnet one of the managers didn't like stringing new coax through the building whenever we remodeled or moved people, so he had us cut all the coaxes to length PLUS 25 FEET! He figured if someone moved we could pull back the excess and save time. The cables all terminated in what came to be called the spaghetti room, from the coils of coax all over the floor. We had to step over all the coaxes to get to the routers and hubs. Eventually, the coaxes got damaged from all the abuse and had to be cut off to length anyway, but for several years it was a serious tripping hazard for anyone who entered that room.

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    1. Re:BAH! by Student_Tech · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't something like that be an OSHA violation(assuming you are in the USA) , it sounds like an accident waiting to happen.(and it sounds that one has.)

      (No I don't know OSHA regs, but I do know that this sounds very bad)

    2. Re:BAH! by vsprintf · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ha. In my day, we didn't have money for your fancy boards across the beams. We had to jump from beam to beam, uphill, both ways, and hang by the legs while making connections. But we were HAPPY to have those beams. Not like today when youngsters complain about luxuries . . .

    3. Re:BAH! by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Once I dropped a power pack while replacing it and nearly killed a gal working below.

      That brings back memories. At my last job, we had doors with keypad-activated magnetic locks on them. One day I walked into one of our office suites to find a broken ceiling tile on the floor and one of my female coworkers looking like she just had the shit scared out of her.

      Turns out, the door lock system had some sort of backup power, and the brainiacs who installed it pretty much just sat the large, heavy, sharp-edged backup battery up on the top of the wall up above the drop ceiling, without securing it up there in any way. Over time, the vibration from the door swinging shut moved the battery closer to the edge, and on that particular day when the door closed behind my coworker it nudged the battery past its center of gravity-- the battery went over, smashing right through the ceiling tile to the floor.

      If she had walked slower or hesitated inside the door to speak to the receptionist, I probably would've walked in to find her dead on the floor in a large pool of her blood.

      ~Philly

    4. Re:BAH! by Mac+Degger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Beams? Beams?! Luxery! We had to use each other for beams, it took a team of us to cross the devide and we then had to plug ourselves in to make a connection! But did we complain? No! We liked electrocuting everyone in the daisychain! It made us feel like MEN! Not like today when youngsters complain about luxuries . . .

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    5. Re:BAH! by gfreeman · · Score: 2, Funny


      I used to DREAM of plugs.

      We get paged at 3 in t'morning - walk t'site over hot coals, get crucified by users, and then have to perform t'calculations our'sen.

      PHB would thrash us to within inch of our lives, threaten us wi'pink slips and charge us f'honour o'comin' t'work.

      Aye, scriptkids t'day dun't know th'born.

      Gr

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  44. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been in two datacenters where there were regularly spaced 'emergency air supply' masks, right next to the regularly spaced fire extinguishers.

    Not sure how well they would work in a room full of smoke and halon, but I suppose you could run from station to station, and then somehow pry open the massive firedoor...

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  45. Fond memories of chepernet and mud by haus · · Score: 5, Funny

    My personal favorite was building a small network out in a field. We set up our four machines [286's] in the dirt, got our power from a generator being towed by a five-ton and wired together on a 10Base2 network. For the first day or so the only shelter we had for the machines was a tarp that we pulled over them when it started to rain.

    Lying on the ground, underneath the leaky tarp, hoping that I did not get electrocuted, or if I did that I would not be held accountable for the damaged equipment [trust me, this was not my idea], I decided that re-enlistment was not a great idea.

    [former] USMC geek

    1. Re:Fond memories of chepernet and mud by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      Dude, were you at MCTSSA?

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    2. Re:Fond memories of chepernet and mud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like an LBW...

    3. Re:Fond memories of chepernet and mud by haus · · Score: 1

      No, this particular bad memory was courtesy of a trip to Cobra Gold in the early/mid nineties with 1st Battalion 3rd Marines.

  46. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by Silas · · Score: 3, Funny
    I bet he's the guy that invented tcpdump.

    I just knew there was a punchline there that I was totally missing out on. Damn. Thanks for that. :)

  47. Those are severe travesties by Real+World+Stuff · · Score: 3, Informative

    If our IT depatment let out infrastructure degrade to anything close to that I would terminate the lot. These are representations of unprofessional half-assed setups. There is no justifiable reason for these examples. A small investment of time and an operational plan prevents this. These managers should be hung.

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    1. Re:Those are severe travesties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word, sistah

    2. Re:Those are severe travesties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would that be terminate in the Model 800 kind of way?

  48. Every seen one in a shower? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's right you read that correctly.

    I once visited a client who had his server racks in an old lockerroom shower. This would not have been so bad except when one of my co-workers leaned against the wall and hit the valve we discovered that the pipes hadn't been capped by just had the shower heads removed....that's right three full racks of equipment in a live shower. =)

    1. Re:Every seen one in a shower? by fuzza · · Score: 1

      That's right you read that correctly.

      I dunno - you might have seen it, but I don't think "every" one has.

      Oh, you mean... AAH.

      (Humour-impaired mods: please ignore this post...)

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  49. Dangerous? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pennywise the Clown is my sysadmin.

  50. The security guard from hell... by twoslice · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was told this story from a reliable source...

    An HP technician (yup they have at least one) was restoring the data to a customer's fileserver but the backup software was asking for tape#2. The customer only ever had one backup tape that they recalled, so they were quite perplexed until the security guard entered the server room...

    Apparently every morning around 3am when he made his rounds he found the backup server screen blinking "insert next tape" -- The security guard proudly said that he was pushing in the tape for at least six months now...

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    1. Re:The security guard from hell... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
      An HP technician (yup they have at least one) was restoring the data to a customer's fileserver...

      I know this is a lie - HP would never do any maintenance on a customer's equipment, whether or not they were paid to do it :)

    2. Re:The security guard from hell... by Otter · · Score: 2
      That has that urban legend feel to it, but a quick Googling doesn't turn up anything similar so....

      ...but I've got to ask -- I've never done a restore from tape but wouldn't just about any restore system complain that the tape was invalid because it's not the begining of the archive? Seems like the error you'd get wouldn't hint that there's a missing tape, and certainly not a missing tape #2.

      Anyway, great story, sorry for the cynicism.

    3. Re:The security guard from hell... by nekura · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I read that one on Computer Stupidities a while ago.

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    4. Re:The security guard from hell... by msfodder · · Score: 1

      Oh, Ouch..urkk..choke..good story.

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    5. Re:The security guard from hell... by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      In my experience with HP9000's, this could not have happened. The backup software would recognize the tape, and would re-eject the tape.

      Perhaps my shop was more advanced? Doubt it.

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    6. Re:The security guard from hell... by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2

      Whether or not this was real, you can use tape retention dates and labels to make it real difficult to load the wrong tape. We used to preinitialise all volumes with labels and to mark with a retention date which made it difficult to overwrite (needed a manual override) until that date had passed. It worked fine.

    7. Re:The security guard from hell... by Zephy · · Score: 1

      It sounds like it could happen to me. Don't forget that not all backups are run by techies. I work as a techie for an it services company that does work for the government. We have hundreds of sites where non-technical personnel are responsible for the changing of backup tapes. I've seen similar situations to this several times.

    8. Re:The security guard from hell... by aeddan23 · · Score: 1
      In a previous job, I had to fix a customer's system that had a dodgy hard disk that had failed (as these things do).

      Mind you, had they called us when they first started getting messages about "Unable to read from C:" rather than ignoring them for several weeks, I may have been able to recover a bit more data than I did.

      Stupid, all of them...

    9. Re:The security guard from hell... by JWhitlock · · Score: 2
      For all those folks saying "Urban Legend!", I did do this. But I only did it once. A co-worker was making a tape backup, and had to go make a phonecall. After about 10 minutes, the tape stopped, and the screen said something like:

      EOT 251002.2 R,A (R) >

      I hit enter. 20 minutes later, tape stops, nearly identical message, I hit enter again. He comes back, I show him the errors. He laughs, starts the backup again, and tells me to put in the next tape when the message appears. The message makes sense now - End of tape, so label a tape with today's date, volume 2, then press R to Resume.

      This was a SEL77 machine (that's probably not the proper name), and these tapes didn't have near the capacity of modern tapes, so it only took 45 minutes to make the 3 backup tapes. But from then on, I decided not to try to help coworkers unless I understood the screen messages...

    10. Re:The security guard from hell... by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
      Backups often happen at quiet times, i.e., about 1:00 in the morning. People are not at their most wide awake then and even experienced people make misteaks (sic). You therefore try to make as many checks as possible in your system, like identifying media both physically and electronically, using retention dates (as mentioned in my post). Of course, it is still possible to do something stupid, but as you make it easier to do the right thing and harder to screw up.

      I learned this the hard way after working with night-shift operators in mainframe days.

  51. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you remind me of when i tell electrician stories about the battery plant we hooked up.

    480 vs 110 ?
    yeah ill put your lil lights in it only 110 :)

  52. Some more scenarios... by liamk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I work for a network consulting company, so I've seen some pretty funny stuff in the last few years. Here are some right off the top of my head:

    One company didn't order a rack mount kit for their KVM switch (some Belkin model), so they duct taped it to the main monitor. No subtle tape loops under the KVM..... they wrapped the tape three or four times around the KVM and the monitor.

    Another company was remodeling their server room but neglected to move the servers somewhere else. There was an inch and a half of drywall and sawdust on top of all the network equipment and servers. The circuit boards looked like it had snowed on them.

    I'm doing an audit on some systems. I see a motherboard sitting in a cardboard tray (the kind you get when you purchase a 24-pack of Coke from Costco), along with a hard drive, floppy, power supply and network card. No case. No cooling. Turns out it was their PDC and print server. That's quality craftsmanship.

    This isn't about server rooms, per-se, but I did some work for a national pizza chain. They had modems at a central site that were supposed to make a phone call to the stores to print out order tickets. We were sent to figure out why they weren't printing. At one site, the printer was on the floor next to the prep counter where they add the toppings. Someone had spilled a good quart of marinara sauce into the printer. They gave the outside of the printer a good once over, but the inside was just nasty.

    We were sent out to troubleshoot a voice-over-IP problem at a garden nursery. We arrive on site and lo and behold, there was a dead rat on top of the router. It didn't have anything to do with the problem, but it sure was unexpected.

    I love when people don't properly plan their electrical power consumption in their server rooms. I walked into some company's server room, plugged in my laptop to the rack mounted power strip, turned it on, and blew the breaker for two racks of servers.

    I watched a wireless network installer gob Liquid Nails onto the back of an Aironet access point and stick it to the ceiling. I hope they never want to upgrade that particular access point.

    Any other good stories?

    1. Re:Some more scenarios... by tswinzig · · Score: 5, Funny

      I love when people don't properly plan their electrical power consumption in their server rooms. I walked into some company's server room, plugged in my laptop to the rack mounted power strip, turned it on, and blew the breaker for two racks of servers.

      I dunno, it sounds like they planned their power consumption PERFECTLY.

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    2. Re:Some more scenarios... by aragon1986 · · Score: 1

      At my high school the have the server hubs mounted in a flimsy little bracket hanging underneath the table the computers are on. One day I set down at this computer and the server fall in my lap.

    3. Re:Some more scenarios... by cirby · · Score: 5, Funny

      I got a call from a small publishing company to do some work on their machines (they just bought some new Macs). So I looked around, and found the network cables, and the printer, and...

      "Um, where's your print server?"

      "We don't have one."

      "Yeah, you do, all of your machines are talking to it, it's here somewhere."

      "I've been here seven years, and we don't have a server."

      I traced the cables into a closet. That's blocked off by a workstation/desk. After some convincing, I managed to get them to let me move the desk, and I got into the closet. Where I found a 1987-vintage Mac II, happily munching along as a print server. Hooked into an old phone company-style UPS. Covered in a solid inch of dust and debris. And running without anyone noticing it for at least seven years...

    4. Re:Some more scenarios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Any other good stories?

      Working for a company manufacuring video servers (lotsa disks - 14in "winchesters" at the time )- and going into the room where they kept the servers to see major remodelling was in progress: they had dropped the entire plaster ceiling all over the racked up systems. Yes, they put plastic sheeting over it all, but the dust was incredible - and they lived through it.

      The main London Airt Traffic Control Centre at West Drayton was, of course, well protected against power failures. Separate power feeds to two UPSs from two separate substations - it would take the whole grid going down to tkae that out.

      Except that one day, the A UPS blew a fuse (it happens) - and the B UPS promptly copied it. Replace fuses, repower fast. Pop - there they go again.

      For such redundancy to work, each power supply must normally be working at less than 50% capacity - and so they had been, originally. But over the years, they had added more and more kit, and noone had noticed that they wer now working at 55% capacity - or, if one of them goes down, 110% capacity. Pop.

    5. Re:Some more scenarios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most insightful post today :)

    6. Re:Some more scenarios... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Worked at a large financial institution that used Tandem servers for some system processing.

      For those of you that don't know, Tandems run diagnostics on themselves and will phone in service orders to replacement parts as they get iffy or fail.

      But they never stop running...

      Anyway there was some remodeling going on in the building and the carpenters doing the remodeling didn't want to get dust or dirt on the lovely Tandem computers so they covered them fairly completely with plastic sheeting.

      We start getting an assload of fault notices on the Tandem cluster, our Tandem tech calls us to tell us that he's gotten 20 service requests in the last five minutes.

      We go down to where the machines are and they have very neatly and in an air tight manner shrink wrapped themselves...

      We tear / cut (always good to have a knife on you!) the plastic off and luckily all was well.

      We then cordoned off the servers with some drop cloths and asked the nice union carpenters to not do that again.

    7. Re:Some more scenarios... by ibennetch · · Score: 1

      Those Apple IIs were unstoppable. Where I worked this past summer (my old school district) we still had a few sitting around...hadn't been cleaned for a while - had no dust in them (G3s, on the other hand...more dust than one could imagine) and fired up perfectly. The mac Classics ran like a charm too....LCs were pretty good but there were problems with hard drives sticking if left off for too long....

  53. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by afidel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    These are actually pretty common. I remember the university's data center was like this, there were 3 large red buttons that would temporarily stop the halon release so that you could get out or do something to the servers before the room was flooded. My current employers datacenter sadly had only high temp overhead sprinklers, by the time they go off its more about saving the building as the servers are already slag.

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  54. Hmm. by mindstrm · · Score: 3, Funny

    This brings back memories.
    I remember working at an isp way back when and the server room was so bad that you could basically lean on the rats nest of wiring like it was a makeshift hammock.

    Walking around behind the racks meant being completely aware of which line you put tension on, lest it knock some connector not fastened down out of place.

  55. Regular telephone wires... by forged · · Score: 5, Interesting
    ...can be pretty bad, too. Check this out in Lebanon.

    A couple of weeks ago I came accross a couple of photograps of actual telephone exchanges in the streets of Beirut. You just wouldn't believe it, and it took me a few seconds to understand the picture. there were so many wires that you can hardly see the box behind -- kinda like Johnny Mnemonic, except with 10x more wires, and 2 or 3 handsets plugged in seemingly random (or probably not) outlets. I'll post again if I can find it back.

    1. Re:Regular telephone wires... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      I seem to remember a photo like that in one of my old history textbooks in grade school or high school. IIRC, it was taken in the financial district in New York, sometime before the concept of using a single line to connect multiple places occurred to anyone. Think of all the people you call regularly-- now imagine needing a separate, dedicated phone line running from your house to each of theirs to make it possible. Total rats' nest.

      ~Philly

  56. It's not truly dangerous... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...until it's so cluttered that you can't get to the shutoff switch for the FM2000.

  57. That's cool, but... by Jerp · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would love to see what this person could do with Christmas tree lights

  58. Radar by cduffy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've got one, heard from an old-timer friend of mine who used to be a field rep (and, at other times, an AIX kernel coder) for some of IBM's big iron.

    The situation: The client's systems are crashing, on a regular basis, for no understandable reason. No remote diagnostics work, so they send out my friend.

    He gets to the server room, and keeps thinking he's seeing things out the corner of his eye. He tells everyone to leave the room, and turns out the lights. The room glows.

    The server room at this place was sitting under a huge radar system. (He had some additional explanation -- used to be a physics major -- but I didn't entirely follow it). They moved the equipment (a substantial undertaking!) and the problem went away.

    1. Re:Radar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like something was lost in the translation.

      Most likely, when he flipped off the lights... they stayed on; the high-powered, high-frequency RF inducted into the wiring could be enough to keep a fluorescent lit, just like at a Tesla coil demonstration.

      CRTs and neon bulbs in equipment would no doubt show the same effect... and of course, if you have enough current in the air to light a fluorescent tube, think of what that does to your system and communications buses!

    2. Re:Radar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how did this get modded interesting? ridiculous is more like it. how in the world would radar make something glow? unless everything in the room happened to be made of some material that absorbed microwaves at the radar frequency and gave it off at some light frequency. which doesnt happen.

    3. Re:Radar by oh · · Score: 3, Funny

      A similar story was told to me by an "old timer" who claimed to have been told this by a technician at a Digital training course.

      There was a site in London, in a multi-story building facing the Thames. Apparently the operators room had a nice view of the river and some shipping wharves.

      There VAX/VMS system was crashing about once a month. not every month, but it happened enough that it was obvious that if the system would crash, it would be sometime in a particular 24 hour period. The system had been checked thoroughly, and has so many parts replaced it was almost a new system, but still it crashed.

      In the end, a Digital technetium was dispatched to spend the night in the server room and be they're when the system was due to crash. He was standing at the window, looking at the UK Navy Battleship that was tied up at the wharf, by the light of a full moon. As he was watching the ship was slowly rising on the tide, until the radar antenna reached the level of the window, and behind him, the system crashed.

      Once a month, the tide was especially high, and the Battleship's radar lined up with the server room window. Shielding the window fixed the problem.

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    4. Re:Radar by kindbud · · Score: 2

      Nice story. But why was a moored ship lighting up its radar?

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    5. Re:Radar by cdn-programmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Several years ago in Edmonton an IBM mainframe was nuked by radar. They were near the industrial airport and didn't anticipate anything. So the system was installed and they did the IPL. It was partway through and BOOM - it froze.

      So the techs shut it down and retried. Again - everything looked fine and they started the IPL. Again the IPL was proceeding normally until BOOM - it froze.

      So they did a complete diagnostic of all the hardware which basically meant disassembling the machine and rebuilding it. No joy - the exact same thing happened.

      Well, to make a long story short, after a great deal of soul searching someone had the bright idea to look out the window at the airport tower and thought about their radar system. This lead them in the proper direction and they solved the problem by lining the computer room with foil.

    6. Re:Radar by cduffy · · Score: 1

      EM fields can do interesting things -- see Saint Elmo's Fire for an example. The radar wasn't the only field there, either -- the whole computer system was behind a transformer or somesuch.

      That said, I'd have to go back to the source to get the original thing. (He didn't say everything in the room glowed, btw, and neither did I -- I'm not sure what subset did).

    7. Re:Radar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely, when he flipped off the lights... they stayed on; the high-powered, high-frequency RF inducted into the wiring could be enough to keep a fluorescent lit, just like at a Tesla coil demonstration.
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      Half right. The RF alone causes the lights to flouresce (which is why the lights cause so much noise).

    8. Re:Radar by ArmedGeek · · Score: 1

      I don't know about British Navy, but it's a RARE occasion when a US Naval vessel is not ready to "rock-n-roll".

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    9. Re:Radar by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Its a better idea to fire up your radar to test it when your safely tied up at a peir then when your moving, would you say?

    10. Re:Radar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where in that post does it indicate that the vessel was not ready to "rock and roll" ... or do US naval vessels not ever dock ????

  59. Sad by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have always thought that how organized a companies wiring is - is a direct reflection of the staff that works there.

    I know that when i moved into one company in Redwood City - the network wsa a nightmare. We had rooms that looke like that - but over the next 2 years we replaced almost every wire on that network - and demanded budget for proper closet setups - and got it.

    We eliminated all those closets that looked like that, and learned one hell of a lot in the process.

    I think that if your closets look like that - you are asking for fire - and it shows just how lazy you really are. No arguments of "I'm too busy" allowed - it just means your a lazy slob period.

    1. Re:Sad by Eol1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I disagree. Sometimes you inherit it (not always laziness). Recently ( as in 6 months ago) took over a 3 year contract from another company and they left wiring situations from hell. (a good example is the 100 pair multimode fiber buried about 5 feet down in the mud and ran for mile to our satellite shot with about 30 splices in it). Our wiring closets are even worse. Contract specifies operating and maintenance ONLY, not installation or engineering. You can be damned if you think I am cleaning up 3 years worth of installation hell from another contracting firm. Not in the contract and unless it goes down, not covered under maintenance. Nor am I going to subject my techs to months of misery fixing somebody elses mess especially when our contract will also be up in 3 years with no chance of renewal.

      Just because somebody has wiring from hell and jury rigged systems doesn't always mean they are lazy SOB's ... sometimes you just don't feel the need to fix other peoples problems. If your company didn't care before, they sure as hell don't care now, and if they do, they can write it in the contract.

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    2. Re:Sad by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      well in the terms of a contract you would be correct. I should have been more clear.

      Although I do think that if you inherit a network - and then become the true owner of the responsibility of said network, and you own it for some period of time without cleaning it up then you are lazy. That was more clearly what i was saying.

      If you are a contractor - it is not always in your contract or in your interest to clean it up. If you are a company it is *always* in your interest to have a clean logical and well maintained network. *Especially* when some guy leaves and your next temp network contractor inherits the previous admins leavings.

    3. Re:Sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have always thought that how organized a companies wiring is - is a direct reflection of the staff that works there.

      I know that when i moved into one company in Redwood City - the network wsa a nightmare. We had rooms that looke like that - but over the next 2 years we replaced almost every wire on that network - and demanded budget for proper closet setups - and got it.

      I think that if your closets look like that - you are asking for fire - and it shows just how lazy you really are. No arguments of "I'm too busy" allowed - it just means your a lazy slob period.


      I have always thought that how well-written a persons post is is a direct reflection of the intelligence of the person who posted it. I think that if your posts look like this, it shows just how lazy you really are. No arguments of "I've got not time for proofreading" or "they're just typos, everyone can understand what I mean" - it just means you're a lazy slob, period.

  60. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Wimp. We've got nothing but water sprinklers hooked into the main sensors. So if htere's a fire anyplace in the building the servers go for a swim.

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  61. Bummer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For a moment I thought I was looking at a preview shot of Virus II the sequel.

  62. What I'm wondering is.... by symbolic · · Score: 2

    Who gets paid to produce messes like these, and how much?

    Can you imagine what it would look like if the same methodology were applied to coding? Maybe it is...and if so, it's no wonder bad things happen (bugs, project failures, etc).

    1. Re:What I'm wondering is.... by user32.ExitWindowsEx · · Score: 1

      How else can you explain Windows?

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    2. Re:What I'm wondering is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple. Someone gets promoted form secretary to network admin and puts up a server. Two years later, a college guy is hired part time over the summer to put in cable. Two years later someone is hired part time to run a "help desk." And so on, and so on.

      The place I'm in now could have been in any of these pictures. Crap like this doesn't happen over night, it evolves. Having zero budget to upgrade helps to. Basically you get in a situation where you have a mess, have no money to replace 30 year old cable, and are not allowed to schedule down-time to clean up what you have.

      All our new network equipment and servers are bought on eBay. The average age of our equipment is 7 years. Think about that. What computer were you running in 1995?

    3. Re:What I'm wondering is.... by symbolic · · Score: 2


      Heh...don't think this didn't cross my mind... :)

    4. Re:What I'm wondering is.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think you hit the nail on the head. That is *the* problem with software - it is developed like this. I'm a software developer, and I know, its like this in MOST places, which is why most software IS so crap.

      I was trying to imagine the other day, what if people built buildings like they build software? You'd have buildings with big holes in the walls that had been patched over and over again with all sorts of plaster, tape etc. The design would be a mess, you'd probably have to crawl through a ceiling duct to get from your office to the bathroom. Everywhere, there would be half-built, incomplete sub-structures that "were intended to be something, but nobody had time to finish them". Some parts of the floor would be so weak that you'd avoid walking on them, or you'd "work around" particularly bad sections of the building by always walking the long way round.

      Then, every few years, the builders would probably come knock the building down and rebuild it from scratch, a little better the next time round.

      Naturally, if builders built buildings like software is, then the managers would also expect to be able to bring the client in a quarter of the way into the project, and expect the builders to be able to show the client something that looks good and functions more or less like the final building should. He would expect to be able to show the client, for example, that the toilets "can already flush". And the poor builders would have to spend a few days rigging some half-assed scheme to make the toilets appear to flush. And who knows, that scheme might end up being how the toilets flush in the final building.

      Software would be truly scary if we were able to actually visualize it in a natural way. Fortunately (or unfortunately), we can't.

  63. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by spinlocked · · Score: 1

    I've heard of a major British ferry operating company who doesn't mess about with halon in their datacentre. They simply cut the power then drench the kit in water - evidently they can stand the amount of downtime required to dry it out again :)

    --
    # init 5
    Connection closed.


    Oh... ...bugger.
  64. ROFL by nbvb · · Score: 2

    Check this out. Just happened today!

  65. So- why have stuff super-neat and tidy?-schism? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are those who are neat at work are slobs at home, and those who are neat at home, are slobs at work?

  66. danger by hpavc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    in college i was doing some work in our computer center pulling cable under a presurized floor. it was your standard room of ancient large blue IBM 72" tall units. arranged in classic grid.

    then a maintence crew working on something in an attached room did something to start a small fire.

    half my body is under the floor -- head first. trying to unknot some cable.

    i didnt know anything about the halion (sp?) gas until the rescue worker explained it to me.

    i should have sued, but was worried about pizza money from my job.

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  67. Sooo... by bobdotorg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Taiwanese typhoon? pfffft. Come on - lets get some webcams in these dangerous server rooms and then /. em for some good old fashioned geek fireworks.

    Yeah - you know you want to.

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  68. BOFH would say... by cybercomm · · Score: 3, Funny

    then accountants with key cards could not be rats, just simply bean-counters, (another demographic group to toy with MWAHAHAHA! )

    What's your (l)username?...ok...**clickety click** Why thank you for increasing our IT budget by 1 billion$...now i'm afraid you'll have to go. Do me a favor and check if the pover is on, just stick a piece of metal in the mains... You won't feel a thing :)

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    1. Re:BOFH would say... by Archfeld · · Score: 3, Funny

      LOL I miss the BOFH :) Things just aren't the same these days...What with ergonomics and windows and things. It is almost as if the company is trying to hint that people have rights and shouldn't be treated as mere playthings for my amusement. Imagine that :)

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  69. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There wasn't enough visible pr0n in the room for a SYN flood joke.

  70. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2

    ...or the electrician dropping a wrench inside a power room at one of Bell Canada's largest CO's. The short and resulting fire (and halon response) took out about 25% of their capacity in the entire city of Toronto for hours.

    I had lots of fun (was at a wireless carrier at the time) chatting with the switch techs about how they'd distribute our traffic over the remaining circuits.

  71. Raised floor tiles by swb · · Score: 2

    We just built a new server room and the raised floor tiles are in and of themselves dangerous -- sheet metal covering concrete, 2 ft x 2ft. They must weight 40 lbs each, I wonder who the first person to drop one on their feet will be. I've already taken out some chunks of the newly painted wallboard in the course of swapping solid tiles for ones with grommeted holes.

    The installer told me it was a good flooring system, but I wish it wasn't concrete. It takes a special coring machine to put round holes, square cuts require a wet-cut bandsaw.

  72. I only have two servers. by antisocial77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    They're both in the billing office. I tried making them lethal so no one would touch them, espcially considering the boss's kids seem to think the 2000 server should be used for chatting up their friends via AIM and has no other purpose. Unfortunatly, reguardless of the mass of cables running in to the hub next to it and the fact I attempt to hid any interface devices they still seem to muck with it whenever they have a half day from school. I think I'll just set up a mine field around it and call it a day.

    Luckily they've never found a use for the SCO box other than looking at it with a wrinkled nose. I do too, mind you, but for entirely different reasons I would guess.

    1. Re:I only have two servers. by ethereal · · Score: 1

      Can't you just take the monitor off of it, and admin it remotely? Even Windows 2000 should be able to do something like this any more.

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    2. Re:I only have two servers. by antisocial77 · · Score: 2

      Yes it can, suprisingly. Unfortunatly if I take the monitor off of it my boss may no longer recognize it as a computer and request that I turn it into something utterly ridiculous, like when he asked if I could splice the power adapter on his laptop so that he could use the AC adapter from his walkman to recharge the battery. I sincerely wish I worked for sane people, really.

    3. Re:I only have two servers. by ethereal · · Score: 1

      My deepest sympathies. Everytime I'm a little unhappy with my management, someone on /. makes them look positively angelic and precognitive in comparison :)

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  73. do they really work there or sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work in the server room?

    come on.

    : )

    1. Re:do they really work there or sleep? by Chemical · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, at my first IT job the office was overcrowded and they didn't have a place to put me, so they set me up with a desk in the server room. It's not so bad. When people can't access the room, it makes it harder for them to bother you. You can play games without fear of being watched. And you get used to it being 60 degrees all the time after a while. I can now stand outside in the dead of winter with a t-shirt and shorts on and I'm A-OK.

    2. Re:do they really work there or sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For almost the first five years as a LAN technician my desk was in the datacenter (72 degrees, thank you). I used to need a jacket, but got over it eventually. I could play music as loud as I wanted, tell dirty jokes, talk about the users behind their backs, hold conference calls at full volume, etc.

      About two months ago upper IT management decided to cut our datacenter in half. That's right - they built a wall right through the middle. This required moving all the equipment to one side, cutting off and truncating water and electrical lines, and exposing the datacenter to untold numbers of construction workers who walked unrestricted within feet of all our servers, switches and routers.

      Now I sit on the floor with the users in a cube about 2/3 the size of my old cube. Where I used to have a switch I have a single LAN connection. My productivity has plummeted. I make a point of speaking on speaker phone for all conversations. I watch my language, but speak loudly over the cubicle walls so my fellow techs can hear without me leaving my desk. It must annoy the business.

      I expect that management did this on purpose and hopes some of us will quit. Users come to our desks and wait for help. People stop by whenever they feel like it and expect us to drop everything we are working on.

      My demeanor with users has become gruff. I am stern, impolite, even rude. This is not going well. I expect I will leave in early 2003 when companies' new budgets come out and they can hire again.

      Bastards.

    3. Re:do they really work there or sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure what your complaint is here. They give you a regular grunt cubicle just like what most geeks get, and you get all pissy. What gives?

    4. Re:do they really work there or sleep? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Management did that on purpose to see who has a pissy attitude, so that those people can be fired. You win.

    5. Re:do they really work there or sleep? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Uhh...they put him in "general population" with the rest of the users. Obviously you haven't worked in that kind of situation, because it is truly a pain in the ass.

  74. Washington is susceptible to earthquakes by cybercuzco · · Score: 2, Offtopic

    Washington State has a significant history of major earthquakes. It is part of the pacific ring of fire. See the USGS site here But really, you have to ask yourself, what are you going to do when Mt Ranier blows and your server farrm is buried under 1 Million tons of liquid hot magma?

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    1. Re:Washington is susceptible to earthquakes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      call in sick?

    2. Re:Washington is susceptible to earthquakes by ethereal · · Score: 1

      It's more likely the mud slides that will make it that far. The geology of the area shows significant mud slides in the past around there; no reason to think they won't happen again...

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    3. Re:Washington is susceptible to earthquakes by shogun · · Score: 2

      liquid hot magma

    4. Re:Washington is susceptible to earthquakes by Da+Schmiz · · Score: 2
      <dr evil>liquid hot magma</dr evil>
      Dude! I think I just found the name for my next band!
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  75. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually, it isn't used any more because it was found to be ozone-depleting and banned by international agreement.

    http://www.haifire.com/press/halon_rep.htm
    http ://palimpsest.stanford.edu/waac/wn/wn15/wn15-2 /wn15-208.html

    Several of the ozone-friendly replacements (I forget their unfriendly alphanumeric designations) still work by sucking all of the oxygen out ofthe room.

  76. Fire code violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about this?

    -no fire suppression system. Period. White Plains City Fire Marshall threw a shit fit, threatened to shut the entire place down, but then conveniently forgot about it.

    -could not hear the BUILDING fire alarms from inside the room (there were fire alarm annunciators inside the server room for the building system, but they did not work)

    Our landlord was a sleazeball who cut every corner and did as little as possible...and probably paid off the City of White Plains, NY fire inspector. The elevators were death traps, too, but what did the landlord care? His office was on the first floor, with a parking space right next to the door- handicapped spaces 100 feet away, and blocked off.

    1. Re:Fire code violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds as bad as the high school I graduated from (class of 2002, so this is fairly recent), in the band room, 2 seperate fire drills, couldn't hear fire alarm either time(and no, we weren't playing at the time either), only because people looking out window s in the doors did we notice the flashing lights on the fire alarms and people leaving did we know(we have the thing to pull if there is a fire alarm in the room, but nothing to tell us there is a fire out side of the room).
      Other thing was elevator had no phone in it, state law requires phone in elevator(we checked after we found the lack of phone), elevator passed inspection 2 months after we noticed this...

      And this is the place where people go to get educated....

    2. Re:Fire code violations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      White Plains is the opitomy [sic?] of corrupt suburban government. It is teeming with rackets, kickbacks, bribes, spoils, and all the usual shifty characters. I can't wait to see those fuckers get perp-walked and gang-banged in prison. Maybe they'll clean up the shithole that is Downtown and Central White Plains (the area near the Galleria).

      Fucking crooks.

  77. future rooms by nsda's_deviant · · Score: 1, Funny

    kinda makes me want to start redesigning my company's server room to get into the register.

    this might be one of the cruelest ways to enable job insuarance...

    1. Re:future rooms by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 2

      >this might be one of the cruelest ways to enable
      >job insuarance...

      Once upon a time, there was a network.

      One of the patch closets had a very confusing, completely lunatic wiring layout, i.e. what was labelled as jack 80 upstairs actually corresponded to jack 53 downstairs, etc. etc. (At some point a couple of trunks had been crushed or something, so a few wires had been cut. There was no money to buy more CAT5 trunk cable, so things had been sort of jury-rigged.)

      The config was fairly stable, it was quite rare for anyone to deal with that mess.

      There was a single copy of the "map" stapled to the patch panel wall to help people to figure out which connection went where.

      OK, getting to the point, a rather serious personality conflict developed between the guy who managed the network team and his boss.

      The fight raged for months, and the network team could see the writing on the wall. The only copy of the map was moved to the network manager's briefcase, and went home with him every night. (Of course he let his own team use it. No-one else even realized what a clusterfuck that closet was.)

      A few months later, the entire network team had moved on to greener pastures, and the wiring moved on with the last fellow out, a bitter little souvenir.

  78. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    i used to work in a server room like this..i remember talking to the guy that replaced the Halon and maintaned the system.."Ok so..ive got a certain number of seconds to get out...or i won't be able to breathe...right..no problem"

  79. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by infinite9 · · Score: 2

    A friend of mine used to be a contractor for Navistar at their engine block casting plant. One of the computers on the factory floor was so close to a stream of molten metal that he had a hard time sitting at the computer. He could take only so much heat. It would also pop and shoot sparks at him. He had a large set of shirts that were already ruined that he wore to work. They had little holes burned in them from hot things.

    Similarly, I worked for a computer rental company in central florida years ago. We had an original IBM PC at a phosphorous surface strip-mining facility. The parking lot had showers for your car that you had to go through when you left. The black bezels on the front of the case were bleached to a nice light off-white grey by chemicals floating in the air.

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  80. kangaroos are rats? by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 3, Informative

    Particularly given that Rats are in the order Rodentia, and Kangaroos are in the order Diprotodontia.

    I guess they are lawyers though...

    1. Re:kangaroos are rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Capybara doesn't roll off the tongue like Kangaroo.

    2. Re:kangaroos are rats? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but Capybara doesn't roll off the tongue like Kangaroo.

      I'll agree to that... Capybaras (or capivaras, as we say in Brazil) taste pretty damn good, though... even more if you barbecue them! :^)

      And yes, they're edible and legal to eat - but just a bit on the pricey side.

  81. I have you all beat... by cybergremlin · · Score: 1

    Worked in the door, lighting(480V) and alarm control rooms in Corcran State Prison. Its where they keep Charles Manson and the like. 'Nuf said.

  82. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1, Troll

    that's not actually "fun" though, is it?

    that's a different thing that we call WORK

    when you learn the difference, you'll be allowed to stay up late, drink beer and talk to ladies (!), and you'll no longer have to watch every episode of Star Trek.

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  83. SW too. by bored · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lots of software is the equivilant of those pictures. The only problem is that you can't see that from the pretty pictures on the box cover. Instead you see it in crashes and strange behavior. Two things cause it, first unskilled careless workers, second stressed workers in unrealistic situations. The second seems to be more previlant. They guy who wired that first mess probably knew that its better to label everything and run it down the side of the rack to the gutter in the floor (notice the one rack is accually nicely wired under the mess on top). Instead you have the manager who gives you 1 day to wire up 100 computers, or 1 week to add some big feature to the code base. The result is scrambling like mad and a "just plug it in and make it work don't make it pretty" attitude.

  84. Borg cube? by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 2

    I haven't seen a mess of wires like that since the Borg took Picard!

    Borg Cube

  85. Chicks did danger... by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 3, Funny

    IT nerd in bar: Hey, baby, you like dangerous guys?
    Hot Chick: Yeah, I guess so.
    IT nerd in bar: Sometimes I take my pocket protector out of my pocket!
    Hot Chick: Uh-huh...
    IT nerd in bar: Sometimes I take my mint condition Megatron action figure to LAN parties!
    Hot Chick: Uh-huh...
    IT nerd in bar: And sometimes I let my server room get really messy so that it's a hazard to my life!
    Hot Chick: Wow, that is dangerous. I'm really turned on...hop on me right now...

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  86. The Big Red Button... by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure that some of you have worked in large server rooms with a big red emergency power shutoff button on the wall...

    At my old university, one of these server rooms was emptied as new, smaller hardware came available and the room was no longer needed. They turned this room into an office for a student organization... leaving the large red button, but taking the "Emergency Shutoff" sign.

    This unlabeled button sat neglected on the wall of this little office for about 7 or 8 years until one day a curious student just had to find out what the button did...

    The network for all of the engineering schools at this university of 36,000 students went down for most of a day..

    The best part is that the button is still in the little office with the students, and it is still unlabeled yet fully functional... They did hide it behind a file cabinet, though :)

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    1. Re:The Big Red Button... by Dynedain · · Score: 4, Funny

      "a curious student" huh?

      something you aren't sharing? :)

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    2. Re:The Big Red Button... by haeger · · Score: 3, Funny
      I have a similar story. The manager of a company where I was hired brought his two children (4 and 6) to work one day. To show them some cool things he brought them into the server room and they promptly ran off and turned the key to all SUN's they could find the moment he turned his head away.

      I think it took a full 20 seconds from shutdown to a techie with a high pulse entered the room.

      .haeger


      I play Hattrick

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    3. Re:The Big Red Button... by ethereal · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're not talking about the HKN lounge on the banks of the Wabash, are you?

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    4. Re:The Big Red Button... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't get it... the button was there to shut off power to the servers in that room, right?

      So then they move the servers to a new location, but leave the button where it is, and still connected to the old servers? It doesn't make much sense.

      What would make sense is if pressing that button dropped power to the student organization's computers.

    5. Re:The Big Red Button... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I've got a similar story to that - but it wasn't a university, it was a (reasonably large) european investment bank. (I'm posting anonymously to protect the innocent.)

      The server rooms there were pretty shit hot, however right next to the door was the usual door release button - on the other side of the door was, you guessed it, the big red button. No cover, no label.

      One day some middle manager was being nosey (he had no reason to be down there) and couldn't get out of the room. Naturally, he gets on the phone to someone upstairs in the operations support room, who tell him to press the button by the door to get out.

      It's a very rare thing to have the privilage of being in a football field sized trading room and have virtually everyone go 'huh?' and stand-up and start freaking out as all of their systems drop dead. Truely an awesome spectacle.

      Needless to say the middle manager was out of the building and looking for a job within a few hours. The big red button now has a clear lift-off cover labelled 'emergency-stop'.

    6. Re:The Big Red Button... by EccentricAnomaly · · Score: 1

      shhhhh.... don't name any names :)

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  87. *sigh* It doesn't KILL you, it kills OZONE... by uptownguy · · Score: 5, Informative

    I was in a large shared server facility that still used a Halon system, which when released, fills the area suffocating the fire (and any living creatures in the area as well).

    Look -- geeks sue for the wrong kind of keyboard -- ergonomics = safety after all -- do you really think there is just this dangerous gas ready to be released where you work and you have exactly 20 seconds to escape before you die?

    Taken from the first site that came up on Google...

    "Three things must come together at the same time to start a fire. The first ingredient is fuel (anything that can burn), the second is oxygen (normal breathing air is ample) and the last is an ignition source (high heat can cause a fire even without a spark or open flame). Traditionally, to stop a fire you need to remove one side of the triangle - the ignition, the fuel or the oxygen. Halon adds a fourth dimension to fire fighting - breaking the chain reaction. It stops the fuel, the ignition and the oxygen from dancing together by chemically reacting with them. Many people believe that Halon displaces the air out of the area it is dispensed in. Wrong! Even for the toughest hazards, less than an 8% concentration by volume is required. There is still plenty of air to use in the evacuation process. (Emphasis added by me)

    I'm not an expert, but urban myths bug me...

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    I would have to say that explosives are the most abused technology in all of history.
  88. They don't make things like they use to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I traced the cables into a closet. That's blocked off by a workstation/desk. After some convincing, I managed to get them to let me move the desk, and I got into the closet. Where I found a 1987-vintage Mac II, happily munching along as a print server. Hooked into an old phone company-style UPS. Covered in a solid inch of dust and debris. And running without anyone noticing it for at least seven years..."

    I don't care what anyone says. They just don't make things like they use to. This story should be right beside the novell server lost behind a wall.

    1. Re:They don't make things like they use to. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yeah. They don't price them like they use to either.

      My old trusty Mac IIfx (finally the mobo blew after daily use in 1998 due to bad grounds) retailed for $10,000 (and that was without a video card or keyboard!)

  89. Google and Ebay at Exodus's SC3 Facility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Google was a wiring nightmare, with their older "non-boxed" boxes. I think you even had to move one rack in order to reach another (in one of their cages there). Google has since cleaned up. Then there was Ebay, with the water collecting garbage cans at the end of each row - SC3 cooling was so poor that Ebay had a water cooled system installed (IIRCTICBW).

  90. what version of novell was it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I can imagine the hari kari that would've ensued had it been an old bindery box that had been running since the dawn of time, and then one day the network backbone guys decide to send ipx the way of the dodo (across the network). Everyone using Mercury Mail would've shit kittens when they couldn't get their email, print, or get to their network shares anymore. Talk about luck.

  91. Pullin wire is more dangerous than any server room by t0qer · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've worked tons of places pullin wire...

    I worked at mothers cookies in oakland CA for a spell. You think malaysia is dangerous?

    I would pull off the 880 by the colliseum,mc arthur blvd? It takes you through a very derilict section of oakland factories.

    The entire complex is surrounded by bobwire. If you drive down the street, less than a block, you are in one of the worst neighborhoods in oakland. I had a friend who lived in the neighborhood, he wasn't shittin me either about the danger. I went to his house twice to hang out and that was enough for me.

    The server room was cool, about 40degrees all the time so you wore a jacket when you went in there. But pullin wire....Ohhh my god!

    I had to run a fiber line from the main building to some office in the back of the bakerery. Now before you get the picture of little mothers running around with cookie sheets and kenmoore ovens you have to understand.... That is not what a huge production cookie plant is.

    Imaging a HUGE fricken warehouse with conveyer belts of cookies going everywhere, machinery whiiring and cookies going into boxes and filled with creme and those animal cookies with the dots, all in this HUGE room about the size of a football field.

    One end was the mixing end, where they had these mixing machines the size of my garage. Into those would go 50 gallon oil drums of butter, lard. Huge bags of flour being loaded by forklift, ect.

    Now at the time, wireless hadn't really made it mainstream. So my mangers convienced mothers fiber would be good since it would provide the best ROI. They were sold and I was sent out to work.

    Now the factory was built from steel girders covered with that tin roofing, the stuff that looks like a ruffles potato chip. I got up there to where the top girders are and before my eyes was the most treachorous wire run I ever saw.

    Remember what I said about 50 gallon oil drums of lard? Well, when the cookies baked, the lard would vaporize and rise to the ceiling then settle on the steel girders. Over the years a 1/4" layer of lard had deposited 70 feet up in the rafters.

    I put my finger in the goop to see how slippery it was.

    No friction.

    I called the office and told my boss. Later he called one of his friends to subcontract the work out too.

    *Disclaimer* Despite the lard, mothers cookies makes a great product, and was an awesome place to work. If you ever get the chance to work there, jump on it, you won't regret it (or the 50cents a bag price for employees :)

  92. i've seen better, fortunately, not with servers by kraksmoka · · Score: 1
    The solution that the Dutch used was not to stick their finger in the hole to stop the leak (which is the traditional solution to problems such as porous dykes) but to give the server rack a "rain hat" - a metal plate with down-turned edges so that the drips end up on the floor rather than the inside of the machine. This cannot be a unique solution, but it's the only time I've seen it down on this scale.

    used to work in a bar with a leaky roof. their solution. the entire ceiling (1500 sq. feet worth) was covered in metal signs and chutes and of course, the obligatory car door torn from a police cruiser! every morning there was a flood, killed pool tables, the floor, dart boards, everything. when they finally broke down and decided to fix it, the roofing contractor joked that he could retrofit a nice interior runoff system instead.

    sharing is fun

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  93. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

    I think the main point is that when the Halon goes off, it's more than likely to burst your eardrums. At least that's how it worked in a friend's Uni's server room.

    I do remember they did a fire test, trying to set off the fire extinguishers with a burning wastebasket. Nothing happened, and they moved the wastebasket closer and closer to the detector. The alarm finally went off when the flames were licking at the damn thing :)

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  94. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by StuffYourReligion · · Score: 5, Funny

    would someone please flush the mail queue?
    oh no, the logs are getting backed up!

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  95. Oops...chicks DIG danger by VitrosChemistryAnaly · · Score: 1

    Sorry...um...yeah...meant to write "chicks dig danger".

    I think I'm going through Taco Bell withdrawal.

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  96. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well, that's sorta the whole point of halon (and thus, why isn't used anymore.)

    Having thoroughly studied the subject, umm, no, you're wrong.

    Halon is no longer used because:
    a)it was poisonous
    b)it was ozone depleting

    The number one cause of death in server room fires is toxic smoke inhalation from burning plastic/paint/wire insulation/circuit board components/etc. Why? People go in to rescue backup tapes, and are rather quickly incapacitated when they inhale the smallest amount of toxic fumes. Folks- NEVER ENTER A BURNING ROOM WITH A FIRE. PERIOD. Backup tapes are NEVER more important than your life. People think "oh, I'll hold my breath." They don't think about how far it may be, or they may get disoriented in the smoke..and they think "oh, just a little breath, i need to breathe." That gets you coughing. Then you die. Smoke inhalation is actually(I believe) the number one cause of death in ALL fires.

    Let's not even start about what opening a door into a hot, mostly sealed room letting in a ton of oxygen does.

    My "Blue Book" (computer security, mostly focuses on physical) says to NEVER store backup tapes in the same room as server equipment, PERIOD, because the temptation to rescue them is too great.

    CO2 is the agent that suffocates you...in that case, yes, the point is to remove as much oxygen from the room, and yes, you will suffocate very quickly.

    FM200 is the most common substitute and is fairly harmless, but works on pushing oxygen from the room, and because it is much heavier than air, requires very good sealing of the room in order to work properly. It is next to useless on fires high up in the room unless the system is very well designed.

    An alternative is INTERGEN, which is 100% harmless and is mixed specifically to make your body naturally breathe faster, which is a good thing if smoke isn't really a problem and you just need to keep from suffocating. It also works mostly on rapid temperature change and chemically interfering with combustion(not by removing oxygen), and its weight is much closer to natural air, so it doesn't sink.

    Thus, the server room doesn't have to be sealed(Halon and FM200 both require it), but the amount of extinguishing gas is greater and piping is slightly different.

    In server rooms of sufficient size that use Halon, CO2, etc... SCBA units are usually recommended if not required. Interrupt switches and delays are very common as well, although both are designed mostly with reducing false discharges, which can cost $5-10k per 1,000 square feet.

    More and more commonly, dry-pipe water systems are being used, particularly in 24x7x365 managed buildings. The idea is that if the fire is small, an alarm goes off and a countdown starts. On site staff can take appropriate action(cut power, run in with a fire extinguisher, that sort of thing) or, if it's bad, let the system come on. They're usually zoned triggered and fogging nozzles are used to minimize equipment damage.

    Unfortunately, for your average 1,000 sq ft room, you're looking at about $30k to $50k, not including modifications to the room to get it sealed. Dry pipe water is less expensive, but one false alarm could cost you 10 times the system's cost in equipment alone.

  97. Funny story, but.... by srvivn21 · · Score: 2

    Think about it. If the data for "tape#2" was overwriting the data on the only tape...

    Hate to ruin an otherwise good joke.

    1. Re:Funny story, but.... by Dynedain · · Score: 2

      Actually it probably is true....

      If the guard reinserts the tape @ 3 am, and the system doesn't completely scan/recognize that its the wrong tape until he's gone or the backup schedule is over, then no-one will see it until it gets spit out again the next night. The security guard sees it, repeat.

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    2. Re:Funny story, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was overwriting the same tape, the restore would never have worked, as tape 1 would've been tape 2 instead.

      If the backup software recognized the tape as tape 1 already, then the 'insert tape 2' message would still be there the next morning.

      So it's probably not true.

    3. Re:Funny story, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when has the restore actually working bothered a backup operator?

  98. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by GigsVT · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Heh, I've got a 480v story for you. I work in IT for a manufacturing company. We had an apparently faulty air conditioner take out most of the plant, which is no small feat.

    First, a little background info. It's an old building. The electrical is a mess of old and new circuits, some three phase 480 delta, some 240/120 single phase, and one major branch circuit even with a high leg. The former maintenence manager was of the mind to "get things working", rather than "get things right". After he was fired, I started helping out a little with the maintenence staff when emergency things came up, since I know a little about electronics, mostly to help them with computerized and digital control systems.

    Anyway, from the street, there are 5000 amp fuses, huge suckers, then 1200 amp fuses on a few main branches. From there to a 1200 amp panel breaker for a major section of the plant (the one that the server room is on), along with most of the manufacturing. In that 1200 amp panel there is a 250 amp 3 phase breaker for the air conditioner. This is all 480v delta 3 phase.

    Somehow, that air conditioner breaker failed. It vaporized part of the busbar, tripped the 1200 amp panel breaker, and blew the 1200 amp fuse for one of the phases, leave us down a phase. For the benefit of those who do not know, 3 phase motors running with one dropped phase tend to burn up... quickly! Ideally there is an thermal overload circuit to shut them down before that happens, but that doesn't always work. So bang.. the lights are off, and motors start to burn up in various places around the plant.

    Once the maintenence staff figures out what is going on, that we are down a phase, they throw the mains on the service entrance panel for that 1200 amp branch. All seems to be good. We just need to replace that 1200 amp fuse and the faulty breaker right?

    Heh. Well, it happened that we didn't have any spare 1200 amp fuses. A 1200 amp fuse isn't something you can run down to your hardware store and get. We send an employee to the next town where a store has exactly three of them in stock. $400 each. We tell him to buy all three. He comes back with one.

    We replace the fuse, and the maintenence staff replaces the breaker. Upon reenergizing the circuit everything seems fine... until they go to put the protective metal cover back on.

    The panel literally explodes. I wasn't in the room at the time thankfully, but the guys that were there say is was bright, loud, and scary. Apparently what happened was pieces of molten busbar had dripped near the bottom breaker in the panel and were close to shorting out the phases. The slight movement caused by putting the cover back on jarred the chunks of metal and shorted out the phases.

    So... the 1200 amp panel breaker trips.... but not fast enough to save the upstream 1200 amp fuses near the service entrance. The ones we didn't have spares for. Again. And now it blew all three of them. And the store only had two in stock.

    So we get back on the phone. We find another store that has two in stock, so we send an employee out to get all five, from both stores. He gets it right this time.

    We finally replace the three fuses, triple check EVERYTHING, and throw all the breakers back on. We had sent all the employees home hours before... they couldn't do anything without power. But we are finally up... nearly 6 hours later.

    Needless to say, some things have changed as a result of this, and it really underscored why the former maintenence manager was fired. We called the electrical engineering firm that had most recently surveyed our power systems, and had them run some more short circuit computer simulations, things like that.

    Upon reading their report, I learn that our service panel has a ground fault interrupter, but it was turned all the way up to 1500 amps to prevent nusience trips, after it tripped several times due to our really bad "normal" phase imbalances.

    Things are definitely improving, and we are much safer now then we ever were. It goes to show how one bad maintenence manager with a reign of terror, and a long tenure, can really screw things up though. I compare it to a programmer that never comments their code, and uses lots of goto statements, only the stakes are much higher.

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  99. Wiring closets by crumbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a telecom contractor, I know that wiring closets have the lowest priority in terms of cleanup or the "make-it-look-pretty-the-boss-is-coming" effect. You should see some of the ones from the old Ma Bell days buried deep in the hearts of old office buildings. Yikes!

  100. Knock-knock... by r_j_prahad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I used to consult for a client whose server room was in the women's restroom. It had the largest unallocated space of any room in the building, so they stuffed in two low-boy cabinets full of DEC gear right next to the ladies' crapper.

    I had to remember to knock before rebooting.

  101. Well, back when I was a kid... by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 4, Funny
    ... we didn't even have office buildings. We had to keep our S/360's out in the barn, and when the hogs crapped on 'em, we'd have to dig 'em out from under the... well, you get the idea. And we used barbed wire to wire 'em to the power grid, too.

    You kids these days just have it too fscking soft, I tell you...

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  102. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by plugger · · Score: 1

    I assume that the techs with whom he was speaking had to sort most of the problem out, so a partial "somebody else's problem" field would have been in operation. Doesn't sound too bad to me.

  103. All you need is one of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.tfb.net/~nicl/images/?image=EthernetKil ler.jpg That'll make any machine room the most dangerous.

    1. Re:All you need is one of these: by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Holy shit!!! What moron thought an RJ45 jack would make a great power connector? Please tell me that this is a Photoshopped image and a cable such as this beast does not really exist.

      On the other hand, if it *is* real, it's pretty much the only item needed in the "Li'l Bastard (TM) Disgruntled IT Employee Toolkit." Just plug 'er in in a concealed spot behind a desk, a few minutes before security escorts you out the day you get laid off.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:All you need is one of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you the best argument for off-site backups or what?

    3. Re:All you need is one of these: by joew · · Score: 2, Informative

      see this site for the whole line etherkiller products I think the isa killer is the best

    4. Re:All you need is one of these: by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny
      http://www.tfb.net/~nicl/images/?image=EthernetKil ler.jpg [tfb.net] That'll make any machine room the most dangerous.
      And it is even better than that: this is a French power plug, and French power plugs ALWAYS run on 220 volts. Not 110.
    5. Re:All you need is one of these: by Qbertino · · Score: 2

      And it is even better than that: this is a French power plug, and French power plugs ALWAYS run on 220 volts. Not 110.

      It looks german to me. That would be 230 Volts. :-)

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    6. Re:All you need is one of these: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yikes, what crackhead would design this monsterous thing!!

  104. biggest rats of all... by John+Harrison · · Score: 3, Informative

    I thought that was the capivara (not sure of the english spelling) which seems to have been the inspiration for the ROUS in The Princess Bride. I saw a team of firefighters spend a good 90 minutes trying to get one out of an open sewer one day in Brazil. That was one tough giant rat.

    1. Re:biggest rats of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Damn! 160 friggin pound rodents!

      http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/5798/capibar a. html

    2. Re:biggest rats of all... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Capybara are not Rodentia, but Caviidae. They are more closely related to Bugs Bunny than Mickey Rat. Their closest relative is the Cavy, better known here as the Guinea Pig.

  105. Uh geez by satanami69 · · Score: 1

    Perhaps The Register would like a picture of my desk if they really want to be scared.

    God, I just got an image of Timothy sprawled across his desk with a little picture bubble saying, "Scared yet?" Holy crap, what the hell is wrong with me?

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  106. spagetti-oriented software architecture by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Server room? You might be surprised, but each time I've got the legacy system from previous software architect - I have same picures, while trying to restore any diagrams in order to document the system.

    Personally, I am surprised how all it still works.

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  107. Legend of the lost Server by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    at my university they were cleaning up a large server room for renovations of the building. while removing the equipment, the crew stumbled on a stray bundle of wires that seemingly led to nowhere. they literally dissappeared into a brick wall. they decided to tear down the wall, and lo and behold there was a unix machine. it had been walled-up while still running. it had an uptime of over 15 years!

  108. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by jmauro · · Score: 1

    Backup tapes are NEVER more important than your life.

    But they are important enough to keep in another location so the backups and the primary aren't lost in one "Act of God".

  109. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Maxwell_E · · Score: 1

    That's not true. Halon 1301 isn't used anymore because it tends to break down into nasty chemicals at 900+ degrees F. Well, at least that's what the Navy told us... The tree huggers say it's cause it's an ozone depleting gas.

    Nasty that. Take a look at the component molecules of Halon. Bifluromethane somethin'er other.

  110. Glows in the Computer room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not strictly rats-nest, but it follows from the previous.

    This goes back to the sixties, when computers had twitching reels of mag tape and paper tape was king.

    The company had a regular overnight run. A control tape was put into the high speed tape reader, all the relevant mag tapes mounted, and the computer got on with its six hour job (about 20 second job by todays standards). Originally there was an operator on duty, but he blatantly had nothing to do, so they decided they could do without him.

    But as soon as the operator disappeared, the job started failing at dead of night.

    OK, bring back the operator - he can fix the problem and restart the phase which went wrong.

    But, as soon as the operator came back, the problem went away. And this was the pattern - if they watched the system, it worked perfectly. But left alone, it invariably failed.

    So an engineer decided to sit there and not touch anything. He told the operator to go away, as if he was't there. Which he did, turning the lights out and leaving our hero in the dark - except for the glow of the high-speed tape reader, which shines a strong light through the holes in the punched tape onto photocells. And as he watches, a moth appears and flies through the pool of light, confusing the tape reader and aborting the job.

    1. Re:Glows in the Computer room by weeerdo · · Score: 0

      damn bugs

    2. Re:Glows in the Computer room by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 5, Funny
      So an engineer decided to sit there and not touch anything. He told the operator to go away, as if he was't there. Which he did, turning the lights out and leaving our hero in the dark - except for the glow of the high-speed tape reader, which shines a strong light through the holes in the punched tape onto photocells. And as he watches, a moth appears and flies through the pool of light, confusing the tape reader and aborting the job.
      And then he taped the moth into the computer log book, and scribbled: " Second actual case of computer bug being found ".
  111. This happened a few years ago by the_other_one · · Score: 4, Funny

    At the old company that I used to work for. They had no server room yet so the servers just sat in the corner. One day I was working late and the cleaning staff came in. The first thing that they did was to plug the vaccuum cleaner into the UPS that the main server was hooked up to.

    It seems they had always been doing that!

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    1. Re:This happened a few years ago by ggeens · · Score: 2

      LOL

      This reminds me of a story I heard a few years ago:

      My friend was a network admin at the time. One morning, he gets a message from a remote site: a control unit was down. He checks, and sees everything is OK. Next morning, another report about the same control unit. Looking more closely, my friend notices that the machine has shut down at 7:45, and came back 15 minutes later.

      So he activates all logging on the control unit. Next day: logging stops at 7:45 for no apparent reason. Machine reboots at 8 o'clock.

      My friend decides to go to the machine and monitor it in person. Next morning, he goes to the remote site, locates the control unit and waits.

      7:45. Nothing happens. 8:00. Still everything is all right. Next day (when my friend is back on his regular place), machine goes down at 7:45.

      My friend goes back to the scene of the crime and now he hides in the closet. 7:45. A man walks up to the control unit, pulls the power cord and plugs in an electrical razor.

      My friend was so astonished that he just stayed in the closet watching this man shave himself.

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  112. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by dattaway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ouch. Every place I worked at had 14.4KV branched out to several substations fused at 90A, which was good for at least 1.6MW, which branched out into even smaller substations. A failure at one point was rarely noticed elsewhere. Except for the occasional exploding capacitor on the pole outside. Worked great for years with few surprises...

    One day I would find out why the 14.4KV fiberglass-epoxy reinforced fuses had mufflers installed on them. Remember that electrical current resists change. If the circuit breaks, the magnetic field surrounding the current collapses and increases the voltage until it goes *somewhere.* Each substation transformer was the magnetic equivalent to a ten foot tall capacitor. Well, if the fuse blows, the the remaining energy in the transformer's magnetic field immediately collapses (the magnetic equivalent of a ten foot tall capacitor) and detonates the fuse filament. This muffler vents this energy harmlessly into the substation as heat without blowing the panels off.

    One day, when turning back on the power from vacation, we would find one of these fuses didn't have its muffler installed... And we would learn how things would *seem* to work on two phases.

    We would try to install more fuses without the muffler on that phase. The magnetic field was strong enough to pop the fuse out of its holder when the switch was thrown. A wire tie solved the problem while parts were being ordered.

    Moral of the story: if you work on high voltage equipment, always leave it as you found it.

  113. Yeah... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    The last time a sexy woman wandered into my server room and seduced me she got so far as to unzip my pants, pull down my undies, then ... she ran out screaming something about being on a no cheese diet!

    Go figure, some people like head cheese, others take baths.

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  114. Hey! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How'd they get into my bedroom?

  115. holes in raised floor tiles by Parsec · · Score: 5, Funny

    When our old NEC mainframe came out we had a few tiles with 18"x10" holes formerly used for cabling in our raised floor. We still don't have exactly enough tiles, but furniture is arranged better now, a year later, so that these holes are strategically covered by desks, shelves or other equipment.

    Better than accidently wheeling your chair over that duct tape patch! I kid you not.

  116. What do do with all that not hooked up equipment.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh! EBAY it!

    I found all sorts of stuff when I was the last customer out of a closed down Verio colo.

  117. Now that is a classic... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    About as good as the bugs in the old vacumn tube computers of the old days.

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  118. OSHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm reading about workplace situations in this thread that, if witnessed by an OSHA inspector will get your office shut down, your company fined, and possibly, if you have an Industrial Hygiene or Safety and Health Compliance manager,
    someone could leave the building in handcuffs.

  119. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Tim+Doran · · Score: 2

    It was plenty of fun - I had no responsibility in the matter and it was easy for the tech to slosh traffic around. We were playing 'watch the lights go red' on one wireless network at a time.

  120. Terminology Fascist nitpick: it's lava, not magma by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once magma has exited the ground, it's called lava. ;)

    Either way its cool (molten rock rocks!).

  121. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Pfhor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Actually my college still has them, and they work.

    My boss was telling me about how a guy working in the AC system kicked up some dust and it triggered the Halon system. A voice came on to announce they had 15 seconds to get out of the room before it would be deployed. My boss of course hits the button and stops the countdown. But he lets ago, apperantly you have to hold the button until someone can come by and turn off the system. So he and the network admin go diving out of the room just as the halon is released.

    There are other labs on campus that have Halon warning labels on them also, and I wouldn't dare try to check if its true.

  122. A few more superb wiring examples.... by Inertia+Creep · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://images.e-gerbil.net/ghetto Most of these have not been referenced by any links posted thus far.

    1. Re:A few more superb wiring examples.... by Inertia+Creep · · Score: 2, Interesting
  123. Suffocation does *not* happen in Halon systems by Slurpee · · Score: 1


    I was in a large shared server facility that still used a Halon system, which when released, fills the area suffocating the fire (and any living creatures in the area as well).


    Lots of people have been saying that Halon systems kill all living things when they go off.

    Thats not true.

    I work at a large Cable Company in Oz (not foxtel). The tape library here has a Halon system (as do most tape libraries in media centers...need to for insurance).

    Yes, the Halon system sucks most air out of the room...but it is a *most*, not *all*. There is *just* enough air left which allows people to breath...just.

    We had it go off once, with a technition inside (I think it was testing or something). The guy survived...but did say it go hard to breath. The general consesus amongst the staff is that you don't wanna be caught in there, but if you are, you are more likely to be knocked out or injured by the tapes flying off the shelves (Cause of the sucking).

    Mike

    1. Re:Suffocation does *not* happen in Halon systems by Slurpee · · Score: 1

      Sorry, correction is needed.

      I was mistaken, it is not a Halon system, but an Inergen Gas System.

      Same comments apply though...most people think it will kill you if you are left in the room, at worse you will feel dizzy. You are more likely to be bruised from a video tape hitting you on the head.

      Oh, and the "test" cost us something like $10,000. They cost heaps to put in, and heaps when they go off.

      Mike

    2. Re:Suffocation does *not* happen in Halon systems by ctar · · Score: 1

      Inergen is different, and is specifically designed as a safe (for people and ozone layer) alternative to Halon.

  124. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Hays · · Score: 1

    The number one cause of death in server room fires is toxic smoke inhalation...

    What's your source for this? I mean... Sure it's probably true, but it's a bit like warning people that bleeding is the number one cause of death in emu attacks.

  125. as per the Scary Devil Monastery.. by spurious+cowherd · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...
    "I'm sorry, but comfortable is the last thing I want in my server room. I want it unbearably cold, and noisy. I want items scattered dangerously around the floor. I want random floor tiles to be missing. I want a very old sandwich of undetermined origin sitting half-eaten in the corner. I want the first thought of any person that enters my server room to be "Dear $DEITY, I must get out of this place IMMEDIATELY!"

    --

    Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

  126. Not exactly a datacenter but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a friend of mine told a story about the off-site storage facility (datasafe or arcus type of place) in the New Orleans area: when you wanted to recall a canister, you had to hope that the staff there knew that (for example) your tapes were on the floor next to the sewer pipe in the corner.

  127. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  128. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by kirknall · · Score: 1

    3 large red buttons
    Shiny, candy-like buttons?

  129. no never by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would send such pictures but then my employer would know of my insidiouse plan to replace the servers with C64s*.

    -troy
    *http://c64.cc65.org/

  130. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by SEWilco · · Score: 1

    Halon works while there is oxygen in the room. That's the point of using Halon, because it is not deadly. It sometimes raises the heart rate a little. But it made leaving a mainframe room much safer.

    It got set off once in my mainframe room - the cold expanding gas filled the room with fog, and bits of ceiling tile drifted down (a half-dozen tiles were damaged by the four ceiling dispersion nozzles -- one vanished). The operator who bumped the fire handle with the tape cabinet door had a raised heart rate, due to the explosives which released the gas from the tanks.

    Halon works by interfering with the chemistry of the fire. The flames just die, even though oxygen is there. Look it up. Is the Molotov cocktail video online?

    I think you're confusing Halon with a carbon dioxide or nitrogen flooding system. That replaces all the air with gas which has no oxygen.

  131. vacuum sweeper in the UPS by FOOSE · · Score: 3, Funny

    Heard a great one while working at a steel plant.

    A few years before I started, they were having some issues with a server apparently rebooting every evening, around 11pm. They checked everything they could think of, and found no problems with they system. After a few weeks, they just couldn't nail down the problem, so one of the guys stayed late to see what happened.

    Around 11pm, in walks one of the night cleaners. She reaches down, unplugs the server from the UPS, and plugs in the vacuum sweeper. She cleans the carpet, unplugs the sweeper, plugs back in the server, and leaves.

    We suggested that she use a wall outlet, and our server problems were fixed.

    1. Re:vacuum sweeper in the UPS by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Heh. I had something like this happen at my last job. One of the companies I supported got a brand new printer/copier that used one of those little Axis print servers that sticks on the parallel port. You had to print a config file to the thing within 5 minutes of it being powered on in order to set the print server's IP, etc.

      The first week after they got it, every morning I'd get a call that the new printer wasn't visible on the network. I'd go and investigate, find nothing, cycle the power, and send the config file to fix it.

      We had had encounters before with the cleaning crew, so just playing the odds we posted a sign over the outlet in English and Spanish that said, "Do not unplug!" Still, every morning the print server was found to have dutifully fallen off the network.

      Finally, I went to Home Depot and got one of those wall outlet lock boxes and a padlock and installed it over the outlet so the plugs could not be removed by anyone except us. Problem solved.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:vacuum sweeper in the UPS by $rtbl_this · · Score: 1

      I'm reminded of one of the weirdest problems I ever had to investigate, back in the days when I was the sysadmin at Waterloo railway station in London. We had a small Novell network with three file servers, all running off unmanaged UPSes. One day there was a brief power cut and all three servers fell over immediately. I called the hardware maintenance contractors and they swapped the UPSes out for some loaners and took ours away for examination. They called up a few days later and said that they could find no fault - the UPSes had charged up normally and seemed to be holding the charge just fine. They let me hang on to the loaners, though, just for peace of mind.

      Fast-forward a few weeks and there was another power outage. Same thing - all three servers went straight down. I figured at this stage (and not sooner, to my shame) that the problem probably lay with the power supply. I called in an electrician and we monitored the supply. The problem was traced to the fact that while most of the time the mains supply was running at 220V, it would regularly drop to below 170V, which was below the cut-in threshold for the UPSes.

      It transpired that Waterloo station is not connected to the national power grid, but uses traction current for general usage, as do the trains. Every time a train left the station then it would suck up all the juice, making the voltage drop and the UPS kick in briefly, which ensured the batteries were never charged. The only solution in the end was to drop the threshold on the UPSes to something stupidly low. Weep.

      --
      "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
  132. Dog Kibbles and Computer Mice by jmulvey · · Score: 5, Funny
    OK, not exactly a data center story, but funny and true story nonetheless:

    Back in '86 I had a top-of-the-line Corona IBM-PC clone (cost me nearly $5,000 then). It had those big full-height floppy drives (two!) and was a very well-built, sturdy unit.

    I was working as a computer hardware technician at the time, and I had recently bought a bunch of 256k memory chips. I brought my computer to work to show it off to the guys, and also install the memory where I had a nice anti-static station.

    So there I was with all my buddies, showing off my toy. I open the case of my computer, ready to wow them, and at least a pound of dog kibbles spills out of the case. Dog kibbles are strewn all over the computer motherboard. We all kind of stood there for a moment, dumbfounded.

    Eventually, I discovered the cause. My house was infested with mice, this I had known. But what I didn't know was that, in the middle of the night, mice will steal dog kibbles from the dog dish, and hide them in little places they can get to later. Apparently, they had been climbing in through the full-height floppy drives and storing the kibbles.

    Interestingly, it never seemed to affect the computer!

    1. Re:Dog Kibbles and Computer Mice by dnight · · Score: 2

      That brings back memories. I once popped a case and found two mummified mice with their little mouths around the electrical wiring. I guess the air circulation and heat made for a quick dry-out. No stink, and the server was still running, so I put a couple of printed-out hieroglyphs inside for the next guy.

      Epiphany: I never knew I had a food dehydrator! I think I'll go dry out some apples now.

  133. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We used to have halon in our datacenter. On my first day my boss pointed it out and said, "If that ever goes off, hold your breath and RUN out of the room."

  134. attn: my cow-orkers by yack0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If I see ANYONE near the server room with a camera this week, I'll personally remove your jimmies and make them part of megapod 3.

    You have been warned.

    (we're in the middle of a rebuild, so it's major chaos before restoration to order)

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    -- There is no sig line, only Zuul.
  135. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dear retard,

    Until you can create something that is even remotely similar to a complete Engish sentence, please shut up. In addition, once I had consumed an appropriate amount of crack to understand what you "wrote," I found that it was remarkably unfunny and not witty at all.

    Yours truly,
    Everyone else on Earth

  136. Phillip Morris by Skjellifetti · · Score: 5, Funny

    It is OK to smoke cigarettes in the server room at Philip Morris. They keep ashtrays there for the sysadmins.

    1. Re:Phillip Morris by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Funny
      It is OK to smoke cigarettes in the server room at Philip Morris. They keep ashtrays there for the sysadmins.
      20 years ago, I was working at a Phillip Morris subsidiary, and the HP-3000 server not only had a big "THANK-YOU FOR SMOKING" sign on the wall, but one of those big ashtrays right on top of the CPU.

      HP was so happy to have the account that they didn't bitch at all each time they had to replace a disk drive every 3 weeks or so...

    2. Re:Phillip Morris by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's ok to smoke cigarettes in any room in Philip Morris.

      We provide them services of an undisclosed nature, and part of our contract with them contains a clause (or so I've heard) that we cannot officially have a no-smoking policy.

      So we have an unwritten no-smoking policy. Unless Philip Morris is here for a visit, in which case myteriously every conference table in the building gets a couple ashtrays.

    3. Re:Phillip Morris by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
      But they're built into almost every PC. You push a button and this cool little ashtray pops out.

      --
      Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  137. Wire Cutters by RazzleDazzle · · Score: 1

    In some of these pictures I am seeing, can you imagine how much fun it would be to have 5 minutes and a pair of wire cutters in one of these rooms???

    --
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  138. Inside the lego shrine ... by twitter · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Inside the lego shrine is a naked barbie doll.

    Twitter dons helmet over bra cups to shield against the obvious beating to follow post.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  139. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by buck_wild · · Score: 1

    Talk about a shitty setup...

    --
    If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  140. My school's MDF by Jeffv323 · · Score: 1

    I had the chance to go in and see my highschool's MDF.

    I walk in the door, and on the left of me is a huge wall of transformers where all the power for the school comes in.

    On the right of me is more transformers, breakers, and the generator control box.

    If I look up there is some sort of fan thing with water dripping off of it into a puddle on the floor. Luckily the electrical equipment is an inch or two off the floor.

    Straight ahead there is a ladder that goes up to a wood loft with our MDF's equipment. There are a few racks lining the wall and right above one rack is a vent that you can see the sky through. There's a nice sheet of plastic that directs the rain that comes through onto the untreated wood floor of the loft, and eventually onto the floor where it can evaporate. There's also equipment on the racks that our sysadmin doesn't even know what it does or what it's connected to.

    Underneath this loft is a makeshift room that contains the POP for the school.

    This is the kind of thing that happens when you remodel a building and *then* look for a place to put wiring closets. Fun stuff!

    --
    I'm a minister!
    1. Re:My school's MDF by Julian+Plamann · · Score: 1

      My high school also -- for whatever reason -- chose to utilize the MDF room and various IDF closets around campus as a place for electrical transformers, etc. Needless to say, most of the rooms are around 100 degrees at any given time. I found one IDF closet last week, however, that has got to be at least 130 degrees (not an exaggeration). I almost passed out after being in it for only a few minutes. I'm just counting the days until some of the Cisco routers start blowing up.

      8)

  141. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    A long time ago, I was put on a fire-fighting course after some equipment started smoking.

    Halon is not especially toxic (except to the Ozone layer). It is very difficult to breath but it is just about possible. I agree with you about smoke inhalation though. Server rooms have large quantities of plastics (especially as cable insulation). When burnt thius gives off all kinds of nasty crud, like cyanide and so on.

    CO2 is bad when it goes off because the room fogs and you can't see the exit.

  142. OK, thanks. by twitter · · Score: 2
    According to this site, halon exposure is not harmful, unless...
    • Concentraions greater than 4% (17 lb/ 1000 ft^3 of air) are breathed for more than a few minutes. This causes dissiness, impaired coordination and cardiac effects.
    • It is exposed to flames above 1000 F because it will then produce hydrogen fouride and hydrogen bromide.

    As your site says 8% is required to fight a fire, we can assume the average deployment you might not be able to run out if you hang around. Also, you might expect an electrical fire to produce the required temperatures to let those baddies out.

    So yes, do leave the room. As others have pointed out, smoke inhalation will get you before any of the above does. So, screw the data, screw your stuff, screw everything and leave. When a fire alarm goes off, calmly exit the building and let trained responers do their job.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  143. practice makes perfect! by twitter · · Score: 3, Funny

    Halon Escape looks like fun.

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    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  144. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by jgp · · Score: 1

    Around here that are stored in a very robust firesafe within the machine room.

  145. Halon is deadly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Halon is deadly no matter how you look at it. Not only does it replace the oxygen in the room but when it heats up to a certain temp (which I can't remember) it breaks down to it's base components which is out right poisonous, I think one of the gasses is phosgene. The navy still uses Halon in the engine rooms onboard ships but they are being phased out to other systems.

    Please excuse my bad spelling and grammer

  146. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  147. It is not dangerious but it is sick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked at a place were construction was being done on the floor above our server room. There was no bathroom on that floor and the construction workers (I kid you not) "went in the corner"

    We had a yellow rain that came down on our desks, omputers and in our server room. One monitor died as a result.

  148. Re:Server rooms can be safe -only for techs by ndogg · · Score: 2
    ...while the "boss's office boinkings" are becoming more uncommon as more CEOs are of the female gender...

    What?! What are you talking about? My boss, she and I...

    Err, crap, can't talk about that, I signed an NDA about that sort of stuff.
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    // file: mice.h
    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
  149. Re:Server rooms can be safe, sure, yeah, right.. by saskboy · · Score: 1

    Unless your Dell has Hep C, you're safe then.

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  150. Re:still 2 permanent STDs you can catch with a con by saskboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    More...
    Fleas, Crabs - pubic lice, scabies. And that is just from the Dell servers. The Compaq servers are the really dirty sluts.

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
  151. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by AgentAce · · Score: 1

    I used to have one of those old motorola modems...

  152. Chicks DIG danger by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 3, Funny

    IT nerd in bar: Sometime I post on slashdot without previewing. Hot Chick: Oh wow! Let me call my twin sister so we can get together for a weekend in a cabin.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  153. Server rooms? by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

    Is it just me, or does this look more like Audio equipment? Or perhaps something else?
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/media/920.jpg

  154. Have I seen worse? Hell yes. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 1

    At a smaller ISP, we had to push out the air conditioner and let it drop two stories (because we couldn't pull it back in for some reason) and install a new one -- of course, the ISP did not foot the bill, WE did. This was to keep the servers cool on those 95 degree Michigan summer days.

    At a large national ISP, we had ants crawling up the rack, ant traps scattered around the floor, cables at hip, eye, and foot level to get all tangled in -- and worst of all, an air conditioning unit (a 5 ton unit) that decided NOT to work on the hot days -- 115 deg. F ambient, temperature alarms, failing servers, and half-ass customer service staff that shook their heads wondering what to do.

    Needless to say, we're now at a world class facility -- raised floors, key/scan access, more AC units than Las Vegas, and where the only thing one has to worry about these days would be, well, bankruptcy.

  155. False by kentyman · · Score: 1
    It doesn't KILL you, it kills OZONE...

    I claim Halon kills you. The proof is as follows:

    Halon kills Ozone, from the given. This means more Halon implies more Ozone killed, which implies less Ozone. However, Ozone in the atmosphere saves you from cancer, and less Ozone leaves you at higher risk to be killed by cancer. In other words, less Ozone kills you. Therefore, from transitivity of implications, Halon kills you. Q.E.D.

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  156. Wall/floor mount by LuYu · · Score: 1

    Sweet, they have a wall/floor mounted server like mine :)

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    All data is speech. All speech is Free.
  157. My B700 and B730 joy ride by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    A number of years ago a local bank and a local newspaper upgraded from the stoneage and discarded their Burroughs systems.. Being that I was the one that installed the PC's and token ring (yuk) I just HAD to snag the beasts.

    I got all my friends and a parade of pickup trucks and we got all the iron into my home, with much bner to help us. :-)

    They took up ALL of the free space in my house. Good thing I was single then! A 2,200sq ft. house jammed with terminals, CPU's and disk drives where you couldn't walk through it all.

    The discs were freaking HUGE, as in the size of trash can lids and held a whopping 5 megabytes.

    It booted up from a punch tape and that was the code to begin the disc IO routines so it could boot up a little more and do try to do something useful. NO CRT's on this system! Teletype's only! A REAL MAN'S COMPUTER! YEAH!!

    Well, we had to be dumb and power it up. The power cord for the CPU alone was 1.5" in diameter!

    I powered up the CPU and disc drive (sounded like an airport in there) and the lights dimmed down pretty low. That should have been a warning sign. But Nooooooooooooooo! Crank it up baby, MORE POWER!

    We loaded the paper tape and the discs spun up and all my buds flipped on the terminals. POW!!!
    Total blackness. It blew my fuses (yes, old screw in type) and set my fuse box on fire. We had to call the FD to come put it out because I didn't have a fire extinguisher at home and you can spray water on an electrical fire.

    The FD wrote me up a nice little fine for violating numerous safety codes and the city inspector cited me for operating a business in my home after seeing all the iron.

    So much for my own private mainframe. We gutted the units and now I have hundreds of HUGE capacitors for a future project that will involve Tesla coils, water, and flux capacitors..

    I don't even dare mention my current computer room. I really do not have any real idea how many computers I have now. I can see 7 running right now on the hub. I have stacks of stuff that would give any normal tech nightmares. After 25+ years at being a tech you tend to accumulate a few spare parts... Arrrrgh!!

  158. Re:*sigh* It doesn't KILL you, it kills OZONE... by ctar · · Score: 1

    do you really think there is just this dangerous gas ready to be released where you work and you have exactly 20 seconds to escape before you die?


    If you have a CO2 based total flooding fire suppression system, YES, this is the case! I don't know what the deal is with Halon, but I do know that I work in a NOC in Tokyo, and we have a CO2 based system that has a 30 second warning before the system goes off. After that, the room quickly(60 secs.) fills with CO2 (bringing visibility down to about 0 within a few seconds of discharge) and then poisoning you with CO2.

    According to this report from the EPA, high concentration exposure to this type of system will render you unconscious and dead within 30seconds-2 minutes of exposure.

    Japan uses gas based fire suppression systems for many different applications. Many of them are Halon based, but some are CO2 based (as is our machine room) This includes multi-level indoor parking garages attached to apartment buildings. I've even seen a halon based system inside this museum!

    Gas based systems are used in almost all large scale NOC's. I recently toured a few NOC's in Tokyo, and they all have centrally based Nitrogen gas fire suppression systems. (Which, are not normally dangerous, as they reduce the concentration of oxygen to a level that prevents combustion, but still supports life.)

  159. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by ctar · · Score: 1

    CO2 is bad when it goes off because the room fogs and you can't see the exit.



    AND, because it poisons you and kills you very quickly...

  160. learned by leuk_he · · Score: 1

    .. and learned one hell of a lot in the process..

    Can i translate that to: we made a lot of mistakes.

    1. Re:learned by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      um - no.

      It means that we learned a lot about the network we had - a lot about how to properly wire it - and a lot about budgets, planning, roll out schedules etc....

      Sure - people make mistakes, but anytime anyone says they learned a lot it does not always translate to "I fucked up a lot"

  161. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

    If losing a phase in a three phase systems burns electical motors - why the heck do people use three phase systems for powering motors?

    I am really green on electrical stuff, but isn't it possible to convert three phase into one phase?

    --

    Stop the brainwash

  162. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by ctar · · Score: 1

    This is a direct quote from the EPA's report on Carbon Dioxide Fire Suppression systems:

    Because of the widespread use of Halon 1301 in the United States, which is safer than carbon dioxide at fire-fighting concentrations, there may be a lower awareness of the hazards surrounding carbon dioxide use. Experience has shown that a relatively higher margin of safety has been experienced with the use of Halon 1301 compared to carbon dioxide. This high safety margin may add to the lack of awareness of the dangers involved with using carbon dioxide systems.

  163. I'm impressed that it actually works. by zora · · Score: 1

    When you go around and look at all these pictures and see all the mangled shit, Then sit back and think that if you had a couple thousand?(maybe, don't really have any idea how many there are) of these server rooms...voilà! you got yourself a fuckin internet.

    Just the fact that you are reading this is a miracle in itself

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    In the end they will lay their freedom at our feet, and say to us, "Make us your slaves, but feed us." - Dostoevsky
  164. Halon doesn't remove oxygen by boots@work · · Score: 1

    Many people seem to believe this myth that halon removes oxygen from the air, and that it is deadly to humans. It's simply not true.

    A fire requires three things: fuel, oxygen, and heat. A fire can be stopped in four ways: by removing fuel (e.g. shutting off a gas tap), by removing oxygen (e.g. smothering in CO2 or a fire blanket), by cooling (e.g. with a water hose), or by interrupting the chemical reaction. Halon is an example of this last strategy.

    If you wanted to exclude oxygen from the machine room, the most economical and effective approach would probably be to dump CO2 into it. (This is why most office fire extinguishers use CO2 -- it works nicely on small fires and is safe around electrical equipment.) The problem is that in a confined space this would also asphyxiate any humans. (As another example of a confined space containing humans, halon is used on airplanes.)

    Halon gas is used in concentrations of about 5%, at which level it is not harmful to humans for short periods. It's roughly as poisonous as other short organic molecules. It could be compared to the stuff you smell when using spraycans or working on a motor vehicle: you shouldn't do it all day or intentionally inhale it, but brief infrequent exposure is not particularly harmful. (Presumably your machine room doesn't catch fire every day...)

    This is how it works, as I understand it: halon molecules compete with other chemicals in the room to preferentially absorb energy and free radicals from ignition points. This interrupts the chain reaction, so that energy liberated by burning goes into decomposing halon, rather than into setting more stuff alight. For this reason it can work at low concentrations.

    The products produced when halon burns are bad for you, but as another poster pointed out they're no worse than other chemicals produced in a machine room fire.

    Production of new halon systems has been tightly restricted because of their potential to damage the ozone layer. That says nothing about whether they're harmful for humans. (Indeed, the high UV flux that causes ozone breakdown in combination with CFCs would be pretty bad for you...)

    Some links:
    Chemistry of Halon

    About Halon

    Simple messages:

    - Read and understand the MSDS (material safety data sheet) for chemicals in your workplace.

    - If an uncontrolable fire breaks out, everybody should leave the room in an orderly fashion, close the door behind you, and call the fire service.

  165. you mean, "bromochlorodifluoromethane" by boots@work · · Score: 1

    You know, dihydrogen oxide is pretty dangerous in high concentrations too. The length of a chemical name is a poor indication of its toxicitity.

    More seriously, although Halon contains halogens (chlorine, fluorine, and bromine), so do most of the plastics used in a server room. You don't want to be around when they're burning.

    Incidentally, this is why there are separate "plenum rated" ethernet cables: they're made from chemicals that won't break down into anything *too* nasty when they burn, and therefore they can legally be used in air vents and similar spaces.

    1. Re:you mean, "bromochlorodifluoromethane" by Maxwell_E · · Score: 1

      Seriously now, did you just google that or did you actually know that?

    2. Re:you mean, "bromochlorodifluoromethane" by DickBreath · · Score: 2

      You know, dihydrogen oxide is pretty dangerous in high concentrations too.

      Don't you mean DHMO, or dihydrogen monoxide? (Do Google search for DHMO.)

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      I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    3. Re:you mean, "bromochlorodifluoromethane" by boots@work · · Score: 1

      I vaguely remembered that it was methane fully substituted with halogens. However I will admit that I googled to check. :-)

      "The sooner you realize google is smarter than you, the smarter you are."

  166. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hell you must have a ball at intersections, all them traffic lights.......mmmmmmm

  167. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by SirHalcyon · · Score: 1

    Actually, FM200 causes an endothermic reaction that drops surfaces below the ignition point, and it's harmless to humans... here is a video of FM200 going off in an occupied space.

  168. Cleaner from hell by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a company who did IT contract work for a British Steel.

    We had one vax system who job was something to do with stock tracking and dispatch that seemed to be having intermittent reboots. Every few days at around 5pm it would go off for 5 minutes and then restart as if nothing had happened. We spent days looking for bugs that might cause this to happen until eventually my boss decided to sit and watch it. So 5pm and the cleaner comes in and asks if its OK for her to clean up around my boss who said "fine". Moments later the server powers off and the screen goes blank, just as the cleaner starts her vacuum. Turned out she'd been seen the socket marked "Vax" and assumed that was where she was supposed to plug in her vacuum cleaner, unplugging our Vax when she started and plugging it back in when she finished.

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  169. My own wiring nightmare. by Talinom · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I used to work at a glass company in the greater Seattle area (name withheld to protect them). Their server room had wiring on the walls inside a half baked closet (yes it was hot, too). Now, rather than just running Cat-5A or Cat-5B they had both. The wiring in the snakes was Cat-5B and the rest was Cat-5A. Lots of fun when you have to repunch or patch on the fly.

    But that is never enough is it? They also ran serial connections through the snakes without using any serial concentrators along the way. All of the wiring was thrown together as was needed with documentation a distant dream rather than a reality.

    Knowing that this system was in serious trouble (RAID level 0 with no way to reinstall without calling an out of state vendor to bail us out), and knowing that a migration was looming about a year away (from AIX to Windows and I was happy about it), I proceeded to map the darn thing. Took a week of climbing through broken glass (remember where this was), scaling ladders to find runs that went nowhere, and finding that old runs were ran along the outside of the office (well, before they expanded the office that is).

    After making a diagram of where everything went and checking everything twice, my manager started ripping out wires before I could get there. Fortunately he didn't pull anything vital and we remained up and running, but I really wanted to deck him for that.

    In the server room I pulled out over 500 feet (I measured it as I didn't believe it) of dead wire. We had only three computers in there but major runs ran down into the electrical room below.

    Imagine standing on an electrical transformer while installing a new hub and really hoping that you don't slip onto the trash laden floor. That was fun!

    I didn't mention that the server room was directly above the electrical room and that above the server room was an ancient air conditioning unit that would dump its condensation on the server did I? Moving the server protected it from the 'rain', buckets prevented the water from pooling, and the cleaning crew would remove the acoustical tiling when they would rot and fall down.

    Ask me if I miss the place.

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  170. Re:Pullin wire is more dangerous than any server r by Weirsbaski · · Score: 0

    First I read this:

    If you drive down the street, less than a block, you are in one of the worst neighborhoods in oakland.

    Then I kind of skipped to this:

    Now before you get the picture of [the] little mothers running around with cookie sheets and kenmoore ovens you have to understand....

    And I began to wonder what actually goes down in this neighborhood...

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  171. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    binary bathroom.... where number 1 really stinks!

  172. Dumb question: by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 2

    Why do a lot of server rooms have raised floors?
    Is it for the cables, air-con?

    1. Re:Dumb question: by _Spirit · · Score: 2

      In smaller rooms it's mostly for cabling, in very large rooms it can be air treatment as well. I've worked in several large datacenters that have three stories for their computer rooms for that reason, computor room in the middle and air treatment below and above. Some of the room would have been for the fire extinguishing systems as well. (As I recall at least one had a Halon system)

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  173. Routers with Hot and Cold Running Water! by Solo-Malee · · Score: 1

    We once had a small sales office which becam a standing joke with our Network providers. The local management decided that the infrastructure supporting their whole operation couldn't possible be placed in a nice little cabinet out of the way (That would take up too much space)... ....so the router and LAN hubs were placed in a cupboard under the sink. Thank god, the plumbing was fine, we never had any problems!

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  174. When I was a tape ape by AppyPappy · · Score: 2
    I worked in a computer room that had sprinkler in it. I guess it was cheaper than Halon. But the Head of Security(tm) would not allow us to turn off the sprinkers. "Fire safety is no 1". So if a trash can caught fire in the warehouse, you could kiss several million dollars worth of Burroughs mainframes goodbye.



    The Head of Security(tm) gave fire safety lessons to every employee. So we went behind the plant down the street and learned how to use a ....wait for it.......fire extinguisher. Wha-ho! You can lose a limb if you handle that puppy wrong. I can run a mainframe but I have to get special-ed short-bus lessons on the fire extinguisher. "Ya pull the pin, den you squeeze the handle. Do not reverse these or your fella cowoikers could be badly killed". Yeah. Like I'm going to squeeze and if the pin stops me, I'm going to say "Fuck it. You people are going to die".

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  175. Camouflage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Say, does your Setup camouflage your use of IIS or is it the other way round?

  176. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by nuxx · · Score: 2

    I work right next door to two of our larger data centers in Michigan. (These are for an unnamed, VERY large IT provider / slavedriver) Each of the raised floor areas in these data centers are about the size of two football fields. We, too, have the SCBA (self-contained breathing apparatus') spaced out as well. I'm not sure what kind of system is used for extinguishing fires in the place, but I don't believe it is water based. None the less, if the alarms started going off in there, you can bet your ass that the first thing I would be looking for is one of the columns with a SCBA mounted on it. I'd rather take a few seconds and grab one of these than try to run to an egress on whatever breath I'm holding.

  177. what no power by Orlando · · Score: 1
    I did some work for a courier company in Aus a few years back. The main server room was a small room at the side of the office. Didn't have much in it, a bunch of modems, a very old MIPS machine nobody had the nerve to touch, and a Sun IPC which was the main development machine. The whole lot was housed in a very rickety piece of flat pack shelving with hardly any space behind it, cables all over the place, you know the scene.

    So there I am, crouching at the back amongst all the cables, helping the main sysadmin to do an audit of the modems when all of a sudden the noise in the room changes, it's gotten quieter as one of the fans has stopped. I look at him, he looks at me. I look down and see that I've kicked out the power to the IPC. "Plug it back in quick" he says with a look of panic on his face. After following his advice we both bolt out of the room, over to my PC and start pointing randomly at the screen pretending we've been there all along, just in time to meet the head developer who comes storming in shouting and screaming about having lost all connection to his baby. Hum, says the sysadmin, lets go and take a look.

    We never did find out what caused that reboot... :)

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  178. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by dattaway · · Score: 2

    Three phase motors are more efficient. Consider single phase or split phase electrical current, where every cycle has a dead spot while alternating polarity. During this time, the motor has no torque. The motor can be thought of as pulsing the load. Now look at the redundancy provided by three phases and our happy motor has no dropout periods of magnetic excitement. And all phases of rotation have a strong pull. This is good.

    Same can be said for three phase generators. The alternator in your car is three phase for this very good reason. If your car alternator was only single, or split phase, your car stereo would pick up some serious electrical noise. The lower parts of the three phase waveform are minimal compared to the zero crossing point, or dead spot, of only one phase.

    Also, three phase motors can be reversed. This useful feature can be done by "reversing" two phase wires. The three phase waveform actually has a direction and you can rotate a motor in the opposite direction by swaping two wires.

    Converting three phase into one phase is easy. Just only use any two wires and that will be your single phase relative to each other. Or if the three phase is in the Y configuration, pick any phase and the neutral wire. That's how you can get 277 volts off 480 volts. Any two phases will get you 480, while one phase and neutral will get you 277 volts. Touching one wire will give you the nasty shock of 277 volts and possibly burned. Touching two phases will give you the full 480 volts and quite possibly blow your fingertips off. It just depends on how you take your power off the transformer windings.

    And if anyone asks why use voltages so high, its because of safety reasons. Higher voltages mean less current, smaller wires, less chance of overheating and fire. The added requirement of metal sheilding is cheap compared to much thicker wire and the possibility of loose connections of unusually bulky high amperage circuits. A rather small, flexible 480 volt wire can take the place of a very heavy, difficult to place 120 volt wire. If we were to supply our building with just 120 volts, rather than 14.4KV, the copper bus bars would be insanely huge, and could explode if thermal tension created loose connections. The 14.4KV allowed us to use small, flexible, underground cables with easy to install connections. Higher voltages require extra safety guards to protect against the environment, but its worth it.

  179. One really hot server room by Pathetic+Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    My one-time employer had a room full of servers and test machines.

    To keep them running 24/7, the machines were on an internal generator, not the standard power lines.

    The air conditioners were on the standard power lines.

    One Friday night, the local power company had a blackout.

    What was found Monday morning is left as an exercise for the reader.

  180. My favourite bit of cabling... by $rtbl_this · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...was one I inherited when I was working for one of the railway companies in the UK. The network at the time was all 10base2 and there was a multiport repeater on every floor, each connected to the main repeater up in the server room by an individual length of thinwire that ran up a central riser.

    Some time before I started work there the cable running down to the seventh floor had failed (probably hungry rodents) and my predecessor had come up with a cunning workaround rather than going to the hassle of laying a proper replacement. He had run a thinwire cable out of the window of the server room, down the outside of the building and in through a window on the seventh floor (I really don't want to know how) which was then run along the ceiling using a whole load of bent paperclips rammed into the polystyrene ceiling tiles, and then into the comms cabinet that housed the repeater.

    I was told by one of the staff there that this temporary solution had been in place for months, with only occasional outages. Then again, given the fact that the server room had no racks, shelves or airconditioning and the servers were just piled on top of each other with random assortments of keyboards and monitors dotted around, nothing there surprised me.

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  181. General Motors by nuxx · · Score: 2

    At the General Motors Design Building in Warren, MI, if you go in many of the the studios and offices the ceilings are brown. Why? Up until sometime in the 80s (I believe, might have been the 70s) employees were allowed to smoke at their desks. To this day the buildings still have a mild lingering smoke smell.

    My manager also tells stories of how when she hired into the company (not GM) she could smoke at her desk but she couldn't wear pants.

    What a better workplace now...

    1. Re:General Motors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm you can't smoke and the girls aren't wearing skirts anymore? And how is that better???

  182. CO2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fer instance. But they all work by keeping O2 away from the fire, which isn't to healthy for the mammals in attendance.

  183. Death related to Halon by vertigosa · · Score: 1

    At a big bank here in South Africa, big server room.. ,nice and tidy, however they did a test run of the system with a guy still in there! They found him in a closet dead! They never replaced the system, just put up motion sensors everywhere, and other systems to make sure nobody is in there when they run a test. Tested twice yearly, at $80k per test. Everytime i when't in there... still gives me the creeps!

  184. Lower Manhattan story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    My old firm (retail online brokerage) is located in a 100-year old building at the southern tip of lower Manhattan. The views from the south toward the harbor are so stunning that in 1999, the owners decided to restack the building and turn the top ten floors above us into residential space. During the winter, their demo contractor broke the windows, so the pipes would freeze and burst every couple of days and it'd rain in our office. We used to feel lucky the leaks only hit the trading desk and customer service center, and not the datacom room with the servers, ACD, UPS, etc.

    Finally, the demo was over and we thought we were safe. One Saturday morning at 5AM, after a huge blizzard in NYC, I got a call from building security that there had been a massive flood originating from the residences in an area directly above our data room. Turns out the owner had installed forced-water heaters in the apartments and hadn't insulated the pipes, which had frozen and burst. Although there was about 1/4" accumulation on the floor in the data room, the leak there had missed the nearest cabinet by about five inches. The adjacent NOC room was completely destroyed, but at least it was just monitoring equipment and not production servers and telephones. We somehow got everything ready in time for the market open Monday morning.

    By the time we found out the owner planned to build a parking garage in the building's basement, he had already begun demolishing what was left of a restaurant and storage rooms that used to be down there. Keep in mind this is a 100-year old building that had telecom infrastructure for most of the 100 years. When we went down to see what was going on, we found they had demolished suspended ceilings and framed walls that were in some places the only things holding up bundles of 1000-pair copper cables. They had demolished a cinderblock wall to which the 1000-pair splices had been attached. The fiber to Verizon's frame room had only been installed in innerduct, and was lying in the mud and waste. One of our WorldCom 25-pairs (Internet, 800 service, market data, NASDAQ) was running at eye level straight through the middle of the demo area, where forklift drivers had to lift it out of the way each time they passed. The owner had started a war with the building unions, and a couple of suspicious fires had started down there. Oh, and there was loose asbestos in part of the site, so the telcos refused to work until the owner had it abated and environmentally certified.

    For the six months it took us to get the owner to clean up the asbestos, for the telcos to install new access away from the demolition, and for us to install steel conduit for our service, we faced the notion that we might be out of business at any point. We did finally get the telecom infrastructure hardened, but the real benefit of this set of circumstances was that they forced us to implemented a real business continuity plan and build an offsite recovery capability in northern Jersey. Although our motivation was due to the landlord's recklessness, the Jersey capability saved our firm during the time we were shut out of our building after 9/11.

  185. Dangerous Server Room I've been in by aikido_kit · · Score: 1
    While working for a large multinational company, I had a short stint in the server room. I kid you not, it was about 2 acres. Indoors. With one door on the far end. And a Halon system that allowed you exactly 5 seconds to get to the door before it sealed shut. I had to sign a waiver that my family wouldn't sue if I died in there. Of course, the union people were allowed to prop open the door with a toolbox. No one else was.

    Yeah, I worked there a long time. Not!

  186. moderate this retard down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    grab a clue slashdummies

  187. Much safer by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 2, Funny
    NEVER ENTER A BURNING ROOM WITH A FIRE.

    Leave the fire by the door, and then enter the room. Much safer.

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  188. Talking of power requirements.. by Scooter · · Score: 2

    Not sure if this counts as datacentre, but we had a brand new generator installed at a place where I worked once. The thing was the size of a shipping container (you know, those huge metal boxes) and contained a Volvo marine diesel engine, a 400 litre tank, 4 batteries (for the starter) intake filters the size of beer barrels and on the roof, a silencer the size of an oil drum with a 8 inch outlet.

    The project to get this installed had run for months, with legal difficulties, environmental people, the simple logistics of getting the thing craned over the building as there was no access etc etc. All this meant it had cost a packet - but we had to have a generator to satisfy the banking authorities.

    So, the fateful day arrives and it's fueled up, and plumbed into the building power supply. The "dashboard" for the engine is in the building plant room and you can't see the generator from there. We switch the bypass circuit in and fire it up for a test run.

    Now, this engine had never been run since it was signed off at the factory, so it contained a lot of protective oil coatings which added to the already substatntial smoke that would normally exit the tailpipe of a 7 litre turbo diesel. After the rev counter hits a steady 1500 rpm , I go round to look at it running.

    Yep - there it is chugging away, with smoke like black toothpaste falling out of the exhaust. Within seconds, I couldn't see my own hand, let alone the generator or the building beyond.

    After 2 minutes or so, I reckon we've seen enough for now, so I go back to the plant room.... to discover that it has filled the building with toxic fumes, the fire alarm has gone off, and the entire staff are down the bottom of the car park behind 2 fire engines....

    Bit of a design flaw that - turns out the air intake for the building AC is right next to the generator exhaust... (not my doing I hasten to add - it was all perpetrated before my arrival). Needless to say, the generator was never switched out of bypass - we couldn't take the risk that it might actually start - it might keep the computer systems running, but would kill all the users... hmm wait a second.. :P

    $100,000 worth of useless metal!

  189. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by odaiwai · · Score: 2

    Our server room is small enough that, if the buzzer goes, you hold your breath and run for the door. There's a 'slap switch' which you can hit with your palm and get out.

    The absolute first service we set up on anything is ssh. Then we administer *everything* remotely.

    dave

  190. I got hit on the head with a switch by lanner · · Score: 2


    I worked for a company called Maximum Charisma Studios last year before they went chapter 7. We had a Cisco 3548XL 1U height switch on a bracketed wood shelf too small for the switch, and all of the patch cables dangling below it because there was no way to secure them.

    I asked the boss several times to buy me a $200 aluminum relay rack so that I could mount it down and take care of all of our cables, eliminate the possibility of the thing falling off.

    About a month later I was working in the server room trying to move some rack servers around and the damn switch fell off of the shelf, flipped over, and hit me on the head.

    The damage to my head was minimal, but it hurt. It could have been serious had the metal corner hit me on the head instead of the flat part.

    The damage to the switch was pretty bad. The IEC 320 power port was bent and damaged and ten of the RJ45 ports had their retaining clips ripped out, meaning that plugs would no longer clip in. The network was down for about 30 minutes while I replaced it with another switch that we just happened to have at the time.

    Finally after the incident did the boss allow me to buy the relay rack. On the same day that I was about to install the thing we had the "You are all fired!" meeting with the CEO.

    The only good part about it all is that I got to keep the Cisco switch. It still has 38 good ports, and I was able to repair the bent chassis and solder in a new IEC 320 plug. A surface mount micro fuse also blew up that controlled the blower in the switch, so I just shorted it with a wire. It works, and a I have a Cisco switch now.

    And that is my story.

    I am curious about data center safety requirements. I think that it is three feet width between all relay racks and data cabinets, but I would be interested in official documents if anyone knows. Thanks in advance.

  191. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by gorilla · · Score: 2
    Yeah, all big data centres used this. Nowadays, with halon restrictions, they're either going to more expensive alternatives like NFP 1230 or Halotron I, or alternatively switching to more conventional fire fighting methods like water fog/mist, or CO2.

    I've actually been in a data centre when the halon system was triggered. Everyone got out before the actual release.

  192. Re:still 2 permanent STDs you can catch with a con by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, since when are fleas and crabs perm?

  193. Military folies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was stationed in Germany a decade or so ago. We were installing new communications gear (8k RAM on a 12"x24" circuit card -- high-tech!) in the new communications center, and had a row of tiles pulled up to run some conduit. A Major comes in, leading a tour of the new building. Advising the others in the tour that the floor might be loose because of the missing tiles, he jumped across the gap, only to have a couple of the glued-on piers give way, dumping him on his ass.

    Luckily he wasn't hurt, except for his ego. *That* was injured later, when he forgot to include the "This is only an exercise" header on a message, informing the Joint Chiefs of Staff that we were under attack by the Rooskies.

  194. Re:Pullin wire is more dangerous than any server r by macdaddy · · Score: 2
    "The entire complex is surrounded by bobwire..."

    That's barbed wire. :-) Bob doesn't have his own standard yet.

  195. Confusing title by jhawkins · · Score: 1
    From the title, I started thinking about the short story The Most Dangerous Game, by Richard Connell. I now have visions of servers chasing me around a jungle island, trying to kill me. Great thought for the weekend...
    http://mbhs.bergtraum.k12.ny.us/cybereng/shorts/da nger.html
    Condensed version - a world-class big game hunter has gotten tired of hunting game, because animals do not think. It is much more interesting to him to hunt humans, because they can reason (all right, well most of us can...)

    Maybe this is a little more on my mind because of the DC sniper, my wife and I were just talking about this short story a few days ago, bringing back memories of elementary school.

  196. Solid rack by macdaddy · · Score: 2

    I can't remember where exactly I heard this from. It was either one of the techs at either of Cabletron cert classes I took or it was one of my peer institutions. It seems that during a school break, some construction work was done in a building. On one of the lower floors of the building, not in an area under construction, was a rack with a Cabletron MMAC8. It was a nice rack with a door and everything. Apparently the construction folks were poring concrete on the floor above the rack. There was a small hole in the floor and concrete kept seeping out it. The contractors kept adding more concrete until it stopped seeping out that hole. Unfortunately the hole was directly above the rack. The netadmins came back to campus once the break was over. Eventually one of them noticed that the rack looked a bit odd. The opened the door only to find that the MMAC8 had been encased in concrete. it was still working fine, chugging away. The fiber lines were sticking out the front and everything. Talk about drastic measures in physical security!

  197. Rats in the legal sense by Klync · · Score: 1

    Perhaps kangaroos can be considered "rats" under a legal definition... they certainly can cause problems down under. You know, kind of like the legal definition of "narcotics", or "rogue-state" -- it has no scientific or other bearing on reality.

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  198. Re:*sigh* It doesn't KILL you, it kills OZONE... by n9hmg · · Score: 2

    Damn. This'll undo two moderations, but I can't let this one lie.

    do you really think there is just this dangerous gas ready to be released where you work
    Son, anywhere I work is a place where there is dangerous gas just waiting to be released, and it usually doesn't have to wait very long. Fortunately, the alarm is loud enough that fatalaties are rare, just the occasional nausea and vomiting. There are NO cases of long-term exposure.

  199. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Three-phase power is used in industrial applications because:

    1. It is really efficient at turning large electrical motors (think BIG)

    2. When you send alternating current through conducting materials (i.e.- wire), you tend to have a mild filtering effect on each phase of current. Three-phase power tends to be of a higher voltage than single phase, also. When you have high voltages, or any voltage for that matter, traveling through a metal conductor, you create a magnetic field. Three-phase transmission lines mitigate that. Not only that, but the higher the voltage, the more efficiently power is transported over long distances. Think of voltage as the wagon, and amperage as the horsepower behind the wagon (insert cart-before-the-horse joke here).

    3. You normally need only the single three-phase line in order to power three (count them) separate single-phase requirements (plain old house current).

  200. Re:Photo of my old ISP's server-room-bathroom comb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet the chicks dug him, too.

  201. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Backup tapes are NEVER more important than your life.

    But my porn is on them!

  202. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by ObitMan · · Score: 1

    It's the same in our Datacenter.
    The pipes are not charged though.
    Basically what happens is as soon as a fire is detected the power is cut in the datacenter then the valves are opened so the water reaches the firezones.
    This theoretically keeps water being dumped on live servers.
    It would be interesting to see if it ever works.

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  203. Actually, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the problem is usually that people ARENT paid to do this stuff. What usually happens is that management doesn't *want* to have to pay for a proper job, and think that one of the existing staff can just "put it together in his/her extra time". So someone who already has a full-time job to do normally gets reeled into spending some evenings or weekends hacking the stuff together to get it to work. To "save the company some money", and "I'm sure its just as good anyway" etc. Sure it is, at least until the fragile arrangement fails, and the entire company can't work while its being fixed.

  204. Fuck you, Erick Krught. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Y o u s u c k.

  205. Re:*sigh* It doesn't KILL you, it kills OZONE... by eyeball · · Score: 1

    I don't know... based on the warning posters everywhere (that I only noticed afterwards of course), there seemed to be a high risk.

    Besides, I'm also sure I signed their liability away in some hidden facility EULA when I signed for a clearance pass.

    (For the record, it also wasn't my work, it was a shared hosting facility that rented out cage space).

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  206. Re:I've Seen Server Rooms that were Really Dangero by anonymous+cupboard · · Score: 2
    CO2 is not poisonous. However, it displaces O2 and lack ofo2 causes problems. CO is because it competes with O2 for being taken up by Haemoglobin, however once bound, it is only slowly released.

    Breathing high concentrations of CO2 can cause distress because the ph of the blood stream drops due to the presence of Carbonic acid which can't be eliminated as CO2 by the lungs.

  207. Fire Prevention by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

    Actually, the best system is called HiFog. It is used for server rooms, but was originally designed for ships. It is basically a water misting system. The main benefit that it offers over FM200 et al is that it can activate and actually scrub the air free of the smoke.

    Usually, a fire starts as smoke, rather than flames. If you can put out the smoke, it can avoid the fire in the whole place.

    BTW, most cities require that you have a dry pipe backup system, in case the "fancy" things don't work. The goal of anything else is really just to try and prevent equipment damage...

  208. "Adopt a server" by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

    Did work for a company that had outgrown its server room, so they decided to have a server in each cube that could support it. How do you decide if you can add a server? Well, if the breaker trips, try another cube...