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  1. Anti-theft feature on Apple's Redesigned London Store Has Untethered iPhones (cnet.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're introducing the new Note 7 battery technology so the phones can be remote immolated if you carry them out.

  2. Re: Lucy should have been more careful on Early Human Ancestor Lucy 'Died Falling Out of a Tree' (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Wow. Can you show what kind of comments you make *after* the sarcasm flag is turned on?

  3. Maths is hard!

  4. Fermi paradox? on Second Confirmed Death In Japan Involving Pokemon Go (japantimes.co.jp) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does *this* explain why alien races all die out before they contact us?

  5. How our justice system works on Oracle V. Google Being Decided By Clueless Judge and Jury (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    This actually sounds somewhat like what the American justice system is *supposed* to be like. The goal is justice, not understanding by the jury. Both sides present their best cases - hopefully both do so competently so that lay people can understand what the important facts are. The jury then decides the various disputed points based on that evidence and their understanding as lay people. Experts are supposed to explain things to them clearly. The judge's actions also appear correct. His job is to facilitate the understanding that the jury forms of the evidence. If something seems muddy to him then he can expect it to be muddy to the jury and the presenting side can, as in this case, present that part more clearly. The counsel of the side not presenting the muddy breakfast menu may be displeased when the judge causes that to be explained again more clearly. At the end of the day, jury needs to have enough understanding to know which side should prevail on which issues and also to decide the penalty.

  6. Satan isn't so bad ... compared with cable TV.

  7. Re:Only 19 million? on Home Depot Will Pay Up To $19.5 Million For Massive 2014 Data Breach (csoonline.com) · · Score: 1

    More like two bits. As in "two bit ..."

  8. Re:Ghost electric vampires finally dealt with on New Energy Efficiency Standards Take Effect This Week In the US (nrdc.org) · · Score: 1

    You know you're dealing with a mentally ill person when they attribute something to the boogeyman of the day.

    I *knew* ISIS was responsible! Or Obama maybe.

  9. Re:I'll buy him another on Pirate Bay Cofounder Utterly Bankrupts the Music Industry (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 2

    At $100,000 fine per copy he'll go broke a lot faster than the music industry does. And he'll bankrupt the whole Earth in about 5 months.

  10. Most hated man in America? on "Most Hated Man In America" Martin Shkreli Arrested On Suspicion of Fraud (ibtimes.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I thought the most hated man in America was Trump or Obama, depending on the time of day.

  11. Impurity? on A New Technique For Creating Diamonds Discovered · · Score: 1

    So ... diamonds are the unwanted impurity here?

  12. Re:I'm not saying it's an alien, but... on Researchers Say S. African Bones Are From Previously Unknown Human Relative · · Score: 1

    Morlocks everywhere!

  13. Re:I suffer from Bullshit-Intolerance Syndrome on Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness · · Score: 1

    ...t, and causes me to have thoughts of self-harm when listening to ....

    Subst(self, other)

  14. Re:What does Science have to say about this? on Massachusetts Boarding School Sued Over Wi-Fi Sickness · · Score: 1

    In America, all you need is a gut feeling and a lawyer, and you can litigate anything!

    And last *I* checked, the gut feeling isn't required.

  15. Astronauts Smith and Ivan blurted out on JAXA Prepares To Try Making Whiskey In Space · · Score: 1

    Astronauts Smith and Ivan blurted out "in free fall you have to wrap the neck of the flask, too."

  16. I beg to differ. on Another Slew of Science Papers Retracted Because of Fraud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Overall, this indicates an incredible amount of sloppiness and laziness in the peer-review field." To me, this is outright fraud, not carelessness or sloth on the part of the contributors.

  17. Re:For anyone? on Revisiting How Much RAM Is Enough Today For Desktop Computing · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nobody will ever need more than 640 GB of memory. - William Gates

  18. AI goes insane on Microsoft Creates an AI That Can Spot a Joke In a New Yorker Cartoon · · Score: 1

    and destroys humanity.

  19. Law of unintended consequences on How Uber Is Changing Life For Women In Saudi Arabia · · Score: 1

    Sometimes 'unintended consequences' are beneficial.

  20. Re:#thepowerofmarketing on $340 Audiophile Ethernet Cable Tested · · Score: 1

    You can upgrade the encoding. I'm re-ripping all my stuff at 112 now to replace those crapply old 96K MP3s.

  21. Forgot the important part on $340 Audiophile Ethernet Cable Tested · · Score: 1

    Ya gotta paint the use magic marker to color the plugs green (not the contacts) to get the effect! Fools.

  22. Re:How? on Robots Must Be Designed To Be Compassionate, Says SoftBank CEO · · Score: 1

    >

    Three Laws Safe. Only way.

    Sounds like a good product slogan. "Our robots are 98% First-Law Compliant"

  23. A pry bar to the the wooden crates open. Might have used an inclined plane at some point, too. No clubs. Yet.

  24. Re:Interesting study on Mini Ice Age: Nothing To Worry About · · Score: 3

    I prefer the 60% solar output drop I saw in one article. But I'm an apocalypse fan.

  25. Media hype! on Mini Ice Age: Nothing To Worry About · · Score: 1

    No! Impossible!