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  1. Re:heavy - light? on SELEX at Fermilab Discovers New Particle · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah; they're all hole, no donut.

    I tell you, man, this Atkins thing is going *way* too far.

  2. Re:Oh my on Seagate Rolls Out 400 GB SATA Drives · · Score: 1

    Well, now that you mention it, several of the pictures I have on this drive are pictures of you -- and a pony, that I found on some website.

    Kinky. :p

  3. Re:help needed on Send A Message To An LED Sign · · Score: 1

    Pretty much the same thing as an LED display except with a ballgag and a whip.

  4. Re:Doubtful on Will There Be A Winning Autonomous Robot in 2005? · · Score: 3, Funny

    He might work for NASA. ; )

  5. Re:Much better in Saudi Arabia on One-Time Pads To Protect Electronic Bank Access · · Score: 1

    So all a mugger who steals your card has to do, to get access to all the money in your account, is: cut your finger off and take the finger to the ATM?

    I don't know about everyone else, but if a mugger wanted to cut off my finger to get into my banking account, I'd just hand over the freaking money.

    Would you prefer retina scans instead? Oh wait, they could rip out your eyes and take them to the ATM. Maybe face recognition software? Oh wait, they could cut off your face and wear it like a mask when they go to the ATM! Even with something non-biometric like a memorized PIN number, they could very well just threaten you into giving them the PIN number.

    Technically, with enough force (or threat of force), any manner of ATM security *could* be bypassed. Realistically, though, 99% of muggers would have stopped about two steps before what you are suggesting. Of course, I've never been to Saudi Arabia, so it might *just* be possible that you know what you're talking about.

  6. Re:Hey, this is very important....... on New Largest Prime Found: Over 7 Million Digits · · Score: 1

    I would lose the rest of my faith in humanity if the Rocky movie numbering system could help in that situation:

    "That's it! Rocky [41st Mersenne Prime]: Rocky versus the Spammers resriee32x!"

  7. Re:I hate to be a pushover... on New Largest Prime Found: Over 7 Million Digits · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which is why I'd hate to be a math student in the 22nd century:

    Teacher: Ok class, your homework for tomorrow is to find a Mersenne prime longer than 1,000,000 digits. *By hand*. I don't want to see any computer printouts.

    Class: *Groan*

  8. Re:Good... on "Buffalo Spammer" Gets 3.5 to 7 Years · · Score: 1

    And the only reason that he was successfully prosecuted for that was because the IRS required that you report "embezzled or other illegal income".

    So, if you *do* report your illegal income, you can't get nailed for income tax evasion (but you do get investigated by the FBI about where that illegal income came from), but if you *don't* report your illegal income, that's automatic tax evasion.

  9. Re:Oh the humanity on Blimps... In... Space... · · Score: 1

    Imagine the investigaton after that happens:

    "That's when the blimp went out of control."

    "Over Machu Picchu?"

    "No, I don't think I'll ever be over Machu Picchu."

  10. Change of plans, guys... on Internet Problem Solving Contest 2004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The competition has been outsourced to India.

  11. Re:I'll wait... on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest that that AC create an account with the name of SexyFemaleWillingToBeYourWife and try again at me.

    No, because that would *prove* that the AC is a guy.

  12. Re:"Surfboards?" on Star Wars Episode III : Birth Of The Empire · · Score: 1

    And for all those of you who actually *like* the idea, keep in mind that if history has taught us anything, it is that Lucas will screw up his epic light-saber battles with something stupid like a corny kung-fu sendup, breaking to lame battle sequences, or throwing in a bunch of nonsensically placed force fields.

    Don't forget the bullet time.

  13. Seriously, folks... on Metal Velcro · · Score: 1

    It's not how *big* they are, it's how you use them that counts.

  14. Re:Missing the forest for the trees on The Ultimate All-In-One Storage Solution · · Score: 1

    No, just the fact that it won't fit into a VW bus. I mean, come on, cubic feet? Give me a unit of measurement I can *use*!

  15. Re:Ummmm on The Ultimate All-In-One Storage Solution · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obscure? This is Slashdot we're talking about here. ;D

  16. Re:I'd buy one.... on The Ultimate All-In-One Storage Solution · · Score: 1

    *Waves hand over head*

    "Whoosh!"

  17. Hmmmm... on Gas Plasma Antennas Help Wi-Fi Security · · Score: 1

    Methinks I need to start heatproofing my Pringles cans.

  18. Re:However on Earthlings: Ugly Bags of Mostly Water · · Score: 5, Funny

    You know, I've always wondered; do really nerdy Klingons learn English?

  19. Mods, try "Funny" on UIUC Unveils the Worlds Most Advanced Building · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I bet you were aching to use that picture for *something*. : )

    I know that people usually don't RTFA, but if you are modding comments, please at least CTFL (Click The Fscking Link).

  20. Disgaea on Does A Good Game Make A Good Movie Idea? · · Score: 1

    I may be just another Disgaea fanboy, but I think Disgaea could make a pretty kickass movie if they cast it right-- or avoided casting in wrong, in other words. No Sarah Michelle Gellar as Flonne, for example.

    I mean, there's definitely character development, humor, heartbreak, tension, and a well-devised ending. Of course, the Christian fundamentalists wouldn't be charmed by a movie where angels and demons actually get along in some capacity.

    Some other good video games that could have potential in movie form, IMO:
    -Chrono Trigger (although it could just be twisted into Timeline with robots, I realize)
    -Parasite Eve
    -Silent Hill (Actually in the process of being made a movie, IIRC)
    -Final Fantasy Tactics (the original, not Advance)

  21. Spammers already taking advantage... on A Mouse With Two Mothers · · Score: 1

    Here's some spam that just landed in my inbox:

    "Hot m0use lesbian action xisoofle345"

    "These r0d3nts dont needd men 14erff34k"

    "Minnie likes th3 1adiez bmw nixon"

  22. Girlfriend, huh? on NASA Gravity Probe Launched · · Score: 3, Funny

    Are you sure you're posting on the right site?

  23. Re:chimps on Can Communications Be Learned From Chimps? · · Score: 1

    I'm never sure I've gotten my point across to someone until I've flung poo at them and seen their reaction.

    Er...

    *flings poo*

  24. Hmmm... Wooden speakers... on Sake Used to Make Wooden Speakers · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't wait to get some of these just to have a friend come over, look at them, and say "Cool! Amish speakers!"

  25. Re:CUPS of crap on Apple Releases New Security Update · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know, most PC technicians don't even know how to detect AppleTalk. There's a good chance that you could just turn it on and they'd never know that you'd violated a buzzword. :) AppleTalk really is still the best way to print on a Mac, although Rendezvous is catching up fast.

    Eric in Seattle


    You know, posting your name and location kind of defeats the purpose of being an Anonymous Coward. ; )