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  1. Even if... on 3D Sound by Creator of MP3 · · Score: 1

    Even if this produces three dimensional sound, I doubt it would remedy the lack of depth in today's pop music.

  2. Re:Rarely-used bedrooms? on Computer Gaming PCs Try To Stack Up To Consoles · · Score: 1

    ...You play parcheesi in your sleep?

  3. Re:Whats next? on That's Sir Tim to You · · Score: 1

    I bet they'd call you "Sir" if you bought England.

    How about it, Bill? "Sir Bill" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?

  4. Re:Mac vs PC- intelligence of the user on Are Mac Users Smarter than PC Users? · · Score: 1

    ...I concur. :D

  5. Re:Obligatory... on Japanese FTC Warns Microsoft · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...in Japan!

    Er, I mean... here.

  6. Re:Typical - So typical on The New York Times On Earth's Magnetic Flip-Flop · · Score: 1

    The meaning is totally different, and the poster should apologize for spreading mis-information.

    On Slashdot?

  7. Re:Let's not forget... on A Six-Step Plan for Apple · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As I type from within one I must say!

    Oh no, terraformer is trapped in his computer!

  8. Re:Four bucks a cup! on The Traveling Salesman Problem Meets Starbucks · · Score: 1

    This is the lamest statement from a cynical /.-er I heard in a while.

  9. Obligatory DBZ joke on Ten-disc 'Matrix' DVD Box Set Planned · · Score: 4, Funny

    How many DBZ characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Only one, but it takes three episodes.

  10. Re:10 discs? on Ten-disc 'Matrix' DVD Box Set Planned · · Score: 2, Funny

    Only two disks? Where will they fit in the part where she lectures Neo on the finer points of Keynesian economic theory?

    Geez, after five minutes of that craptacular monologue half of the theater was yelling "Come on, die already!"

  11. One time, at computer camp... on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    One time, at computer camp, I put a Windows Install CD in my Linux box. :/

  12. Re:Ethical questions on Cassini Shatters Titan Theories · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, only Europa is forbidden. They didn't say *anything* about Titan.

  13. Re:Carmageddon on Auto Manufacturers Running Out Of Unique IDs · · Score: 1

    When they grab you with those metal claws, you can't break free, because they're made of metal and robots are strong.

  14. Re:GNU nipple detection on A Parent's Guide To Linux Web Filtering · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but he must have had a *really* awkward childhood.

  15. Re:C64 on Commodore - Back In The Hardware Biz At Last? · · Score: 1

    Pffft, 64 KB of RAM? Ancient junk! 128 KB, now that's the technology of the future!

  16. Yeah, this is exactly what we need... on NASA Considers Mobile Lunar Base · · Score: 5, Funny

    Mobile homes on the freaking moon. Dale Earnhardt commemorative posters and a car on cinderblocks are all that's left.

  17. Re:Underpromise, Overdeliver on glabels: Ready For Prime Time · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tagline seen on the cover of next month's "Linux Today":

    Labelling: It's the new 'blog'!

  18. Apple copying shareware again? on Mac OS X "Tiger" Server Previewed · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Go ahead and mod me 'Flamebait', but some of the new features very strongly resemble applications written by independent developers. Dashboard? Meet Konfabulator. Spotlight? Meet Launchbar. Safari's new RSS feature? Meet NetNewsWire. IIRC, Apple did the same thing involving Watson when it added channels to Sherlock.

    Maybe this is why Apple distributes the Developer Tools free of charge; so they can coopt any product that is created using those Developer Tools?

  19. Re:Elevator? Hmmph on Scientist Sees Space Elevator in 15 Years · · Score: 1

    And if the Space Escalator breaks, you still have Space Stairs!

    "Only 300 million more steps to go... *groan*"

  20. Re:Suspicious on IEEE Approves 802.11i · · Score: 2, Funny

    You think that's big, what about 802.11c through 802.11f?

    This one calls for a freaking tin foil *bodysuit*.

  21. Re:Finally! on Microsoft Planning on Opening Up More Source · · Score: 1

    Your comparison is better. I must be focused on the Mariners because of their 18-inning loss today. /still my home team

  22. Re:Finally! on Microsoft Planning on Opening Up More Source · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Of course, not everyone is going to listen to Microsoft when Linux is being discussed. Slowly, more and more people are going to catch on that Linux is worth a second look, and Microsoft would look foolish (well, more foolish than usual) if they kept on insisting that there are no pros to using Linux.

    One example of how this PR strategy has failed recently is the current situation of the Seattle Mariners. I know, I know, a professional sports analogy; don't worry, this will be painless. Anyway, during the 2000 through 2003 seasons, the Mariners won 60.6% of their games (393 out of 648); by all accounts, this was a very good team. But there were issues mounting behind the scenes. Players were getting older, and money was being wasted on players that had already passed their peak. Regardless, the Mariners front office kept reassuring fans that the team could compete. Sabermetricians (people who study baseball statistics) predicted that old age would end up biting the Mariners in the ass, but fans didn't believe that a team that had done so well recently would do so poorly now. Well, the Mariners are almost halfway through their season, and they have won only 41.4% of their games (29 out of 70). They have the worst record in their division, the second worst record in their league, and the fifth worst record in all of Major League Baseball! Still, the front office denies that there is anything seriously wrong with how the team is being run and maintained. Now the fans *know* that the Mariners are too old to play well, pay too much to crappy players in an attempt to improve their team, and that the front office is going to bullshit their way out of doing anything meaningful. By staying the course and saying that nothing serious is wrong, the Mariners front office is going to lose a lot of business and a lot of respect.

    I'm not the kind of guy who would normally give free advice to Microsoft, but sometimes it's better for the emperor to admit that he's not wearing any clothes.

  23. Re:Damnit on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    Irrationally tasty, you mean!

  24. Re:whoohoo on Win a Part in the Hitchhiker's Guide · · Score: 1

    Have you *seen* the Big Book of British Smiles?

    "This is a dentist's office, not a house of lies!"

  25. Re:100.. 160 inches? on Sony Projector Gets Bright Images From Black Screen · · Score: 1

    And if you had some Astroglide, you could use that same half as... a slide rule. /rimshot