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  1. Re:two wrongs don't make a right on Acer to Acquire Gateway for $710 million · · Score: 1

    You are not allowed to call "cue luxury jokes 3 2 1" after you just made one yourself.

  2. I am not worried. on Strange Asteroids Baffle Scientists · · Score: 1

    "The lack of basalt and another mineral, olivine, in asteroid belt objects has long puzzled scientists.[snip]

    Meh, as long it is not slowing down, I am not worried.

  3. Wrong point of view on Advocating Linux / OSS to Management. · · Score: 1

    and I could really do with a hand conveying this to a manager whose only real knowledge of Linux is "if it's so good, why would you give it away for free"?"

    Say they are looking at it the wrong way. Say: "It is so good, because they give it away."

  4. 'Math Doesn't Suck' on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    And the edition for advanced classes is called: 'Math Swallows'.

  5. Re:Of course Not on Federal Agents Raid Homes for Modchips · · Score: 1

    Except this bullet is not just a single bullet. It is more like a claymore mine.

  6. Re:It may be fraud on $150 Linux Laptop for the Masses · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is a lot of speculation currently about whether this is fraud. They may be intending to run away with the money and not send out any laptops.

    I doubt this is a fraud. They accept credit cards, like Visa.

  7. Re:What are the odds? on Safest Seat on a Plane, Or How to Survive a Crash · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . . . and 60 times more likely to die in a car accident.

    That's only because the average human does a whole lot less traveling by plane than he does by car.

  8. Re:Obligatory on Vista Makes Forensic PC Exam Easier for Lawyers · · Score: 1

    How are they supposed to know some-one could have a humour fetish?

  9. Safari for Windows Downloaded how many times? on Apple Picking a Fight it Can't Win With Safari · · Score: 1

    Vegeta, what is the download level of Safari for Windows?

    IT IS OVER ONE MILLION!!!

    Oh, we have nothing to worry about. Clearly a failure.

  10. Re:Seems too dependent on copper on Simple Comm Technique Beats Quantum Crypto · · Score: 1

    On top of that, a pair of wire cutters and a circuit board gets me a pretty successful man-in-the-middle attack, right?

    So how do you know who is using which resistor?

  11. Milowski is an idiot. on Michigan Man Charged for Using Free WiFi · · Score: 1

    Milanowski did some research and found Michigan's "Fraudulent access to computers, computer systems, and computer networks" law, a felony punishable by five years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

    The keyword here is "fraudulent". It means: characterized by, involving, or proceeding from fraud, as actions, enterprise, methods, or gains.

    Fraud in its turn means: deceit, trickery, sharp practice, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.

    None of the above applies. The man was not deceiving anyone (he even told the police officer exactly what he was doing), the man was obviously not shrewd to the point of dishonesty, did not break any one's confidence in this matter, and he did not gain some unfair advantage over any one (the WIFI service was free!). So the law that was used to fine the man from Michigan does not apply.

    IANAL, but really. . . it is a dark omen indeed if a chief of police goes about fining people based on a hunch.

  12. My guess is, on Blizzard Sued for Death of Gamer · · Score: 1

    That kid forgot to stock up on light feathers, which are used as a reagent for the slow fall spell.

  13. Re:Bigger than it sounds on Flexible Electronic Paper · · Score: 1

    So being cut be a 300 microns thick paper would be worse, would it not?

  14. Ms. Anderson on Another Victim Countersues RIAA Under RICO Act · · Score: 0, Redundant

    What good is a trial by jury if you are unable ... to speak?

  15. Don't I know it on Professor Finds Fault with MS Grammar Checker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The Dutch version of the Microsoft spelling checker changes my name, "Mikael", to "Eikel". This means acorn, in Dutch. "Eikel" also refers to the sensitive part of the male sex. A third meaning is that of "jerk". Needless to say I have never used the Microsoft spelling checker ever since. >:(

  16. Why has an article about worms... on Peeping Tom Worm That Uses Webcams · · Score: 1

    ... a caterpillar as icon next to it?

  17. Re:Nice, but still shortsighted on RGB to become RGBCMY · · Score: 1

    Hell yeah! Let's add gamma rays too. Then you can experience the nuclear explosion in a movie for real! ;)

  18. Re:Nice, but still shortsighted on RGB to become RGBCMY · · Score: 1

    UV, huh? Well that's a great idea for us geeks. Should give a whole new perspective on our screen tan issues.

  19. That is a big laser on Should SETI Be Looking For Lasers Instead? · · Score: 2, Funny
    Instead, we should be looking for intentional signals in the form of high-powered lasers that could 'outshine the sun by a factor of 10,000'.

    If one such laser beam would hit the earth, I don't think it would be a message like 'hi there, we are cute nice aliens from outher space and we are going to give you world peace!'. NO this alien death ray would mean something like 'Sheez, what a bunch of morons you puny earth dwellers are. Die die die!!1'. I would not bother building a giant listening post for that message. :/

  20. Since emails to higher up supervisors were ignored on Alabama IT Whistleblower Fired For Spyware · · Score: 1

    I bet the supervisors were too busy playing solitaire. No wonder they fired him when he became too nosy.

  21. obligatory /. jokes on Microdrone Spy Planes · · Score: 2, Funny

    and can even fly through windows

    Yeah, but can it fly through Linux?

    The next step in the drone wars?

    Begun this drone war has!

    can be carried in a backpack

    In Soviet Russia, planes carry YOU!

    Yeah, I know. my humour sucks.

  22. Re:Why Kill Him? on SCO - EV1, Licensees, Groklaw, Armed Guards · · Score: 1
    mean, this guy's stupidity is such that he shouldn't be put out of his misery but instead ridiculed and mocked for as long as we possibly can.

    Gandalf forbade the party to kill Gollum, because Gollum still needed to play his part. The dirty dozen were not allowed to kill Hitler in the second movie, even though they easily could have. If Darl was to be killed by some one, you never know who might replace Darl. (S)he could be very well be smart besides legitious. Darls foolishness will probably lead to self destruction in the end anyway.

  23. Re:Practicality in Displays on Storing Light In Chips · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Then you would stare at a black screen. If all light is held and not transmitted, no waves are projected on your retina - or at least no ligthwaves from the screen.

  24. Re:Forgot Finnix! on Giant List Of Linux-based Live CDs · · Score: 2, Informative

    And he's forgotten Openwall Linux too. It is not the prettiest LiveCD, but it allows you to do most things in order to recover from disasters. And to install Owl ofcourse ;)

  25. Re:come on... on Review of Silent 400w Power Supply · · Score: 2

    It is not the purpose of a PSU to be anoyingly loud either. The quieter, the better.