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  1. Re:Distributed attacks on spammers. on Ask ISP Owner Barry Shein About the Spam Wars · · Score: 1

    Spam is cyberterrorism. I say execute all the spammers as terrorists, and use their bodies as meat to feed the hungry. Put them in little cans labeled, "Spam."

  2. Re:Digital Media Consumers Rights Act on Congress' Tech Agenda · · Score: 1

    Yes it is, but Zoe Lofgren's bill was even better. It took aim at shrinkwrap EULAs as well. I hope she re-introduces it. In addition to asking our congresscritters to suppport such bills, we can boycott big businesses opposing them, such as the recording industry. Clear Channel, and the MPAA.

  3. Re:Curious on Bush Orders Guidelines for Cyber-Warfare · · Score: 1

    "I would not be so proud of this technological terror you've constructed."

  4. Re:I'd say the future of Trek movies *is* certain on Rick Berman Doesn't Know Why Nemesis Tanked · · Score: 2

    And DS9 was a rip-off of it. That's how they made it better than Voyager.

  5. Re:Who the heck wrote this? on Feds Working to Stop Worms · · Score: 2, Funny

    And now, Govexec's servers will be slashdotted, and they will think Mr. Leaves has struck!

  6. Re:huh? on Mission: Infiltrate the P2P Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    And if you go to a record store, you will find RIAA agents trying to pass around crap recordings, only there they want $20 for them, and they come on a CD.

  7. The public domain has been assimilated... on Beyond Eldred v. Ashcroft · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...by Seven of Nine. Resistance was futile.

  8. Re:Looks like "The Trueman Show" nailed it on News on TiVo, "God's Machine" · · Score: 1

    In addition to product placement, they are starting to use pop-up ads, and digitally inserted signs. Be afraid! Be very afraid! They contain subliminal messages.

  9. Re:MS .Net Server on Vote for 2002's "Best" Vaporware · · Score: 1

    How about Microsoft Holodeck?

  10. Your sign should say on Suggestions for Unique Names for a Server Room? · · Score: 1

    Nobudy Cumz In Heer.

  11. Puny computer! on IBM Working on Brain-Rivaling Computer · · Score: 1

    100 of those wouldn't be equal to my brain!

  12. Re:Don't bash the "24 hours" books on Teach Yourself UNIX System Administration In 24 Hours · · Score: 1

    Do they have Unix in 24 hours for Dummies?

  13. Re:You fools! on Halloween VII · · Score: 1

    It is an acronym for Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt. For more about this, and other geek jargon, check out this link.

  14. Sign me up on Possible Big Boost in WiFi Range · · Score: 0, Redundant

    WIFI with a 2000 foot range indoors and 4 miles outdoors. I want that. Sign me up! The outdoor range could replace my current ISP.

  15. Wesley Willis on Superhero Smackdown · · Score: 1

    Who cares who would win a fight between Superman and Batman when Wesley Willis whooped both their asses. I would like to see a rematch between Wesley Willis and Birdman, the only one who ever kicked his ass.

  16. Re:How about Vanilla Ice? on Galileo's Flyby of Almathea · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Now I'm going to have that song stuck in my head all day!

  17. Re:Donations on Congress Members Oppose GPL for Government Research · · Score: 1

    Rep. Adam Smith is obviously on Microsoft's payroll. They are in Washington, He is from there. Adam Smith was also the name of the Author of "Wealth Of Nations," which is the basis of capitalism as an economic theory. What a curious coincidence.

  18. Wesley Willis sang about this giant raptor... on Giant Raptor Terrorizes Alaskan Village · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Chicken Cow by Wesley Willis

    This beast comes out when it is 25 degrees below zero
    It can rip your head off
    It can fly as high as a bird
    It can bite your face
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    This beast killed as many as 100,000 people
    Its wings can flap like a bird
    It can break a glass
    It can also stab you in the ass
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    This beast attacked my brother
    It stabbed him in the ass while he was in the cold
    His hands were frostbitten
    His hands were also numb
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    The Chicken Cow
    Rock over London, Rock on, Chicago!
    Blockbuster Video, wow, what a difference!

  19. Re:well well well on More on DVD-Audio and SACD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People might be surprised at how good conventional stereo sounds if you put speakers to your left and right, where your ears are, instead of in front, where your eyes are. You get "three dimentionality" out of two speakers, like with headphones. Try it sometime.

  20. Re:Slashdot won't post it themselves, but... on Copyright Office Asks For Public Comments On DMCA · · Score: 3, Funny

    An article in the New York Times? Now Slashdot will get Slashdotted!

  21. Dish Network/direct TV merger on FCC Approves Digital Radio, Kills Satellite Merger · · Score: 1

    Merging these two would indeed create a Monopoly. They need not bother trying to appeal, that would be a Trivial Pursuit. Peole who think the merger would be a good thing need to get a Clue. Rates for satellite TV would go as high as cable, and then they would be Sorry!

  22. Re:This is the kind of stuff we need on Lofgren's Anti-DRM Bill · · Score: 1

    I didn't know Vice President Dick Cheney posted on Slashdot!

  23. Re:Christ.... on EBay Subject of Patent Action · · Score: 1

    Is being gloomy and whiny like Eddie Vedder and all those grunge-rockers being in a state of Seattle?

  24. Re:Just two more years.... on EBay Subject of Patent Action · · Score: 1

    Inhaling, a new use for air, and I hold the patent on air. Prior art! Prior art!

  25. Captain Good vs. Doctor Evil on Public Domain Superheroes? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did you ever notice how many heros are called "captain," and how many villains are called "doctor?" What does that say about our ideals? Why do we value brawn over brain so much? Is stupid but strong the ideal we strive for? Is there something wrong with being smart? Why not Doctor Good and Captain Evil? Is the military all good and science all evil?