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Ripping Vinyl Via Your Scanner?

An anonymous reader writes "This site describes a method of extracting audio off of scanned images of vinyl records. Kazaa vinyl swapping is on it's way!" While this method creates exceptionally noisy samples, you can definitely hear the underlying music.

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  1. cool fucking hack by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 0

    what more can I say, impressive.

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    1. Re:cool fucking hack by BeyondALL · · Score: 1

      Yepps - this cool trick proves that there is absolutely NO way to make a completely "Copyright-protected" recording of any kind. Nomater what you do - people like this witch has so much time to waste can rip them of ;-)

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    2. Re:cool fucking hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing of the sort has been proven, fool.

    3. Re:cool fucking hack by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      Nothing of the sort has been proven, fool.

      It shouldn't even need to be proven. If I can hear it, I can record it...unless you find a way to digitally encrypt my eardrum(and everyone elses).

      But there aren't enough nocturnal midget microsurgeons available to do that either! So case proved, QED.

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    4. Re:cool fucking hack by AJWM · · Score: 2

      unless you find a way to digitally encrypt my eardrum

      Two words: "cochlear implant".

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    5. Re:cool fucking hack by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 1

      Notice he said "my eardrum," not "someone's eardrum." Even if it means trading off guard duty with friends bearing rifles to keep the thought police away, he's saying that his ear won't ever be encrypted.

      Do you know how royally pissed I'd be if I went deaf some day and put up the cash for a DRM restricted cochlear implant? It's bad enough that there's a business of selling people's headspace (advertising).

    6. Re:cool fucking hack by nick-less · · Score: 1

      Notice he said "my eardrum," not "someone's eardrum." Even if it means trading off guard duty with friends bearing rifles to keep the thought police away, he's saying that his ear won't ever be encrypted.

      Good morning mr. i_am_nitrogen,
      welcome to chicago hope emergency, you have been hit by a bus, but we managed to rescue you. During the surgery, we noticed that you haven't had a DRM compliant cochlear implant, but fixed this issue for you without any additional cost. Have a nice day..

    7. Re:cool fucking hack by ShavenYak · · Score: 2

      But there aren't enough nocturnal midget microsurgeons available to do that either!

      Perhaps the RIAA could recruit... the Underpants Gnomes!

      1. Implant DRM device in everyone's ears
      2. ???
      3. Profit!

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    8. Re:cool fucking hack by skotte · · Score: 2

      wow. man. wow.

      ok, i can now turn off my computer, quit my job, and wander the country side in solemn contemplation.

      i have seen --- everything.

      absolutely astounding.

    9. Re:cool fucking hack by i_am_nitrogen · · Score: 2

      Ever read that book, "The Alliance," by (don't remember who)?

      It's a good one.

    10. Re:cool fucking hack by packeteer · · Score: 2

      they dont even have to be this insidious...

      they just say "fine were selling only DRM cd's that play on DRM ears, dont like it dont buy it"

      i honestly dont know what people would decide

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  2. Virile records? by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does that exclude Kenny G?

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    1. Re:Virile records? by matthewn · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no: Kenny G albums would be vile .

  3. what's next? by joejoejoejoe · · Score: 5, Funny

    A device that can extract 1000 words from a picture?

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    1. Re:what's next? by Theom · · Score: 0

      OCR?

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    2. Re:what's next? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      And then someone mods you offtopic. That's ironic, eh? I suppose this post is also. Goodbye Karma, it's been fun!

    3. Re:what's next? by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

      Well, Sherlock, why don't you read our histories and see if we're remotely the same person. Yes, coincedences happen. We're not the same person.

    4. Re:what's next? by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

      And as long as I'm on the subject, you might want to learn the difference between USER IDs and Message IDs, moron.

    5. Re:what's next? by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      I think there is a down-moderator contingent on the loose right now. I've been posting to /. for 4 years now and I was just recently BANNED for 72 hours because of down-moderation.

      It's sick. Sick, I tell you.

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    6. Re:what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ha ha

    7. Re:what's next? by kasperd · · Score: 2, Funny

      A device that can extract 1000 words from a picture?

      Why would anybody want that? We all know, that a picture is worth more than 1000 words.

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    8. Re:what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't express how glad I am that someone as willfully ignorant and obnoxious as yourself got modded straight down to hell.

      Who says the system is broken!

    9. Re:what's next? by Ralph+Wiggam · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Not just offtopic, but twice offtopic with an overrated thrown in for good measure. Haters. Two hundred more of those and I won't be able to post at 2. Ruh roh.

      -B

    10. Re:what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I post AC all the time now so the karma-trolls can't screw up my account. I lost eight points in one day on the same thread because I questioned the moderation system.

      Interesting, given the regular discussions about free speech.

    11. Re:what's next? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      why, what's so precious about your account?

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    12. Re:what's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How big of a picture? 2KB?

    13. Re:what's next? by freaq · · Score: 1

      damn well better be. it takes longer to download a picture.

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  4. Laser Turntable by ArchieBunker · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Serious audiophiles would simply buy a laser turntable to minimize the wear and tear. Although it probably sounds more like a cd than anything.

    http://www.elpj.com/

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    1. Re:Laser Turntable by dfung · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Back in the days before CDs, I believe there may have been a super-esoteric turntable that tried to do this (or perhaps it was just a press release gracing a CES show).

      It's actually a good idea that doesn't have to sound like a CD. CD music=digitized music. A laser turntable can be used as a precise no-contact ANALOG reader.

      In fact, they're obsolete now, but 12" laserdiscs are doing exactly this - the disk is an optical medium, but the signal on that disk is analog, not digital.

      Now, you can't overcome the limits of the analog recording process, the cool thing about analog systems are that you can keep making them better and better. There is always hope.

      David Fung

    2. Re:Laser Turntable by Buck2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, man, that was harsh.

      BTW, do you know where Osama Bin Laden is? We've been looking for him.

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    3. Re:Laser Turntable by bgog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did you see the price on these things! The LOW end one is $9500. If the music is only availabe on vynel then for $9500 I'm betting you could get the orignial band to come to your house and play into your computer!

    4. Re:Laser Turntable by kbeast · · Score: 1

      you have a score of 0, but that was funny dude-- .kb

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    5. Re:Laser Turntable by adolf · · Score: 2

      The turntable exists. I forget who made it, though... Such is the way things are in with high-end audio - companies produce a few examples of one or two really great, hideously expensive products, and then elect to either cut their losses and close shop or declare bankruptcy, before fading completely into obscurity.

      It had a dust-free enclosure within which the magic happened, and tracked/read the groove with a laser.

      From what I can gather, it sounded good, but suffered from problems in that the source material was -not- mastered with such a playback mechanism in mind. Skilled engineers will set up the cutting lathe, the equipment driving it, and the whole recording process with the target audience's anticipated hardware and enviroment in mind, trying to counteract whatever distortion or frequency response blips are likely to be a problem.

      This beast was a bit far off in left field for it to be a factor in any of those educated guesses and adjustments, so there wasn't (AFAIK) any software made specifically to play on it.

      But the biggest problem was dust, scratches, and other imperfections. Since it had no physical apparatus to follow the (very wiggly) groove, nor a needle to push microscopic dust particles out of its path, every flaw on the vinyl surface was very plainly heard and easily lead to mistracking. A case of something being too perfect, perhaps. Rough vinyl -loves- to soak up dust.

      Ask groups.google.com about it. ISTR some discussion of this thing in rec.audio.high-end, once upon a time...

      As for laserdiscs being obsolete, bzzt. The vastly superior video fidelity (compared to DVD, anyhow) and inexpensiveness of hardware and media (thanks, Ebay!) has kept the format kicking, and it's not due to die any time soon. You get Dolby Digital, chapter selection, and most of the other things that most people think were introduced with DVD, with the exception of the stupid fucking animated menus and impossible-to-skip commercials.

      Same reason that Big Ugly Dishes are still fairly common items - sure, people could "upgrade" to some 18" DBS system for cheap (or free), but with a BUD you can recieve the same absolutely perfect AM-modulated analog video that DirecTV gets, -before- it gets routed through another few racks of lossy electronics and MPEG-esque compression, and another satellite, and another recieving dish, and a consumer-level IRD of marginal quality, before finally hitting the TV.

      Some of this old tech is just too cool to die.

      We began these posts by writing about turntables. Talk about ancient tech that just won't go away...

    6. Re:Laser Turntable by speedfreak_5 · · Score: 1

      Too bad it's a closed system. If there was a way to scratch with it, that would be pretty damn cool.

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    7. Re:Laser Turntable by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      People!! ArchieBunker, who started this thead, actually provided a link to this mythical turntable. Just point, and click.

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    8. Re:Laser Turntable by Ilgaz · · Score: 1

      Q: Does the Laser Turntable digitize the signal from the record?
      A: No, the reproduction is analog all the way.

      Yea, I had same question in mind too.

    9. Re:Laser Turntable by DrSkwid · · Score: 1

      What's ironic, of course, is that many places record the audio with digital equipment before cutting it to vinyl.

      Reminds me of a story. We were sitting in the cuttin groom and the engineer was reading our DAT. We sat there listening. As the track started to come to it's conclusion he started to hover his finger over the stop button on the DAT machine. The sounds stopped and just as he pressed the stop button I said, sounding alarmed, "No, it comes back in!". The rush of panic that swept through him was delightful. oh how we all laughed.

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    10. Re:Laser Turntable by belroth · · Score: 2
      You probably mean the Finial Laser Turntable.

      As you mention dust was the big killer, if you bought one of these (hugely expensive) you also need an even more expensive record bashing/cleaning machine to be able to use it.

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    11. Re:Laser Turntable by shri · · Score: 2

      $9500 is not too expensive! Definately its so geeky its retro-geek! :)

    12. Re:Laser Turntable by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 2

      $9500 is not too expensive! Definately its so geeky its retro-geek! :)

      And in some countries, you can share your digitized copies of records sold in 1950 legally, provided that the composer has been dead for at least 70 years. (The rights of interprets and publishers are not infinite; they expire after 50 years over here.)

    13. Re:Laser Turntable by kamapuaa · · Score: 2, Informative
      They tried it and it didn't work out. The real problem with records isn't scratching them (which I've never done once, and I'm not all that careful), but how they collect dust. A needle is able to push the dust aside - even when playing a very dusty record, it will collect on the needle, and can be blown off. However a laser has to try to play the dust - and a small amount of dust is inevitable. I guess people tried vacuum-sealing, but at that point it wasn't worth the bother...

      I don't really see the point, needles sound great, they don't scratch the record if you take care, and I've never heard of records getting deformed through contact with the needle. Even if they do, it seems to me lasers would be worse.

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    14. Re:Laser Turntable by taernim · · Score: 1

      Actually, I would think a serious audiophile would actually prefer a real turntable. They have a sound that is very distinct... wear and tear is going to occur no matter what, but if it sounds like a CD, then it seems like that's defeating the point.

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    15. Re:Laser Turntable by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      LOL!!!! If you think that isn't expensive, (a) Are you Bill Gates? and (b) Perhaps you'd like to send me a few hundred bucks... I could sure use some extra cash right about now...

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    16. Re:Laser Turntable by Golias · · Score: 2
      That joke is so old, it's new again!

      Seriously, the price comparisons between a top-end HiFi system vs. hiring an orchestra to play at your house were were frequently raised by smart-asses throughout the 70's. What you need to realize is that HiFi geeks were not really obsessing over the performance itself nearly as much as the quest for audio perfection. Why would anybody spend $25 in 1978 for a Lincoln Mayorga LP? Certainly not because you were eager to hear a bunch of southern-California session guys covering Stevie Wonder songs without vocals. It was because when that bass trombone in the horn section hit it, you knew in your gut that the full potential of the thousands of dollars you spent on your stereo were, at last, being realized.

      Advances in electronics have kind of ruined the hobby. There are now $99 receivers by no-name companies out there that sound better than many of the "high-end" stand-alone amps from the 70's ever could.

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    17. Re:Laser Turntable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      needles sound great, they don't scratch the record if you take care

      Bullshit.

    18. Re:Laser Turntable by iainl · · Score: 1

      "for $9500 I'm betting you could get the orignial band to come to your house and play into your computer!"

      Paul & Ringo, maybe, but thats not quite the same... ;)

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    19. Re:Laser Turntable by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Question: since a laserdisk player is what, a few hundred bucks? why is the apparently-equivalent-tech laser turntable so much more expensive?? on the link someone supplied, they start at $9500!!!

      Would it be possible to adapt a videodisk player to read vinyl LPs?? Even if only to rip the data for preserving it digitally, not necessarily for playing them.

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    20. Re:Laser Turntable by GoRK · · Score: 2

      Well, the difference between a laser turntable and a laserdisc player is substantial, but I won't get into that.

      OTOH, why don't you take a look at Vinyl Video and then you can get deeper into thought.

    21. Re:Laser Turntable by Reziac · · Score: 2

      [looks] A wee bit of overkill for what I had in mind, tho interesting concept if someone is into music + video (which I'm not). Basically I just want to rip irreplaceable old vinyl without further damaging it, and if possible leaving behind as much wear noise as possible. Preferably without buying special equipment :) If I had thousands of LPs to rip, a super-duper setup would make sense, but it's more like, um, scores. :)

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  5. It's spelled "vinyl" by AJWM · · Score: 2

    But yeah, it's a cool hack.

    I seem to recall in the last days of turntables and vinyl records, when CDs were starting to take over, that some company came out with a no-contact record pick-up that bounced light off the grooves. This is sort of a variation on that idea, except you don't need to spin the record.

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    1. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by AJWM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I take it back. I don't think it's a cool hack, I think it's a cool hoax. WHBT.

      Pretty funny write-up, actually, but I'll believe he actually did it when I see the code.

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    2. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by blincoln · · Score: 1

      I agree on both counts. The page is cleverly written, but the actual wav files sound like he sampled the record, then looped some synthesized or shortwave-radio noise over the top of it.
      Also, in dneedle1.wav there is a pop that IMO could not have been generated by anything except a turntable needle hitting a scratch.

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    3. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by pingman12 · · Score: 1

      Thank God... someone with some sense. This is surely a hoax. Oh yeah, the other night I took digital photos of my windshield, then (just to waste some time) wrote a little snipplet of code which interpreted the slight indentations in the glass. This in turn, allowed me to reanimate, through holographic imagery, the bugs that once smashed into it. The bug wraiths flew around my room for hours....until I woke up. Show me the code and I'll be impressed.

    4. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by spd_rcr · · Score: 1

      lmao ! no sh!t .. show me the code b!atch, show me the CODE !

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    5. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by Junior+Barns · · Score: 1

      There's just one problem? Wouldn't distributing the code violate the DMCA? In anycase, if this really was possible, given a scanner with a high enough resolution, wouldn't the reproduction be relatively faithful? I mean if you can figure out how to decode the bumps in the groove, I would imagine that generating excessive noise would not be a problem. In my opinion, the problem would lie along the lines of parts of the song missing...or in other words: you would lose music, not gain noise. Or alternatively, mis-interperet bumps etc...why am I even thinking about this :-(

    6. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by pingman12 · · Score: 1

      uhh...yeah...

    7. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by pingman12 · · Score: 1

      lmoa ! ... OK is that Polynesian for b!atch

      All I'm saying is let's stand by the principles of capitalism here folks. Namely:
      Don't tell me about it...Show me!

    8. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by glk572 · · Score: 1

      this trick would be very very easy to fake. using the 2d images to create 3d models would be nearly, if not entirely impossable.

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    9. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

      No, it would not violate the DMCA...the medium is analog, DMCA does not apply.

      IANAL, but also IANAIdiot.

    10. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by Draoi · · Score: 2
      how me the code and I'll be impressed.

      Here it is. The guy has also posted an update here with a little more detail ....

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    11. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by Marqis · · Score: 1

      Not impossible at all, they do in geology all the time, I believe it's called stereography.

      Basically, you take a picture of the ground (from a plane) and then take another picture a second later and by comparing the shadows and whatnot you can build a 3d model from 2d images.

      Cool heh?

    12. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by glk572 · · Score: 1

      but he's using single images. using 2+ allows you to triangulate the third dimension. the consistent environment created in a flat bed scanner would make this very difficult.

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    13. Re:It's spelled "vinyl" by spd_rcr · · Score: 1

      no, that's laughing my ass off ... i was a south islander

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  6. Vinyl/Vinile by jargonCCNA · · Score: 2, Informative

    Do /. editors actually edit? Probably not the first to notice, but it's spelt Vinyl. V-I-N-Y-L.

    Not that hard, folks. Especially when you get it right in the headline.

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    1. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by saskboy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yse, speel chequing is a must for posting something everyone cna reaad. :-)

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    2. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe they were using virile records.

    3. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Xacid · · Score: 1

      What on earth does that [sic] thing mean? I've seen it here and there but I've yet to find out.

    4. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Peyna · · Score: 2

      If I submit an editorial to the local newspaper, they will correct spelling errors and other gramatical errors before publishing it. They also never mark them with [sic] or otherwise in such cases. Usually you see the [sic] when George Bush invents a new word and they don't know what to do about it.

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    5. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Monkey-Man2000 · · Score: 1

      sic

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    6. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

      Because that's what editors do. They edit. They fix typographical and grammatical errors. A lot of them are paid a great deal of money to see rough drafts of potential bestselling novels. They make sure that as many little screwups are taken out of books as possible before the books are printed. Yeah, you still find the occasional one, because they're still human. But this is just shameful.

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    7. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Trepidity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's latin for "thus". It's placed in brackets after quoting something that sounds wrong or odd to indicate that it really is like that in the original you're quoting (otherwise you might think it's a typo or misprint on the quoter's part). Simple errors are usually fixed instead of being marked with [sic], it's used if something is just bizarre and impossible to correct (like when Dan Quayle says something completely non-sensical) or when you're quoting a published work (fixing typos when quoting a published work is okay, but fixing its grammar is generally a bad idea).

    8. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      [sic] is viewed as elitist by many. It's usually used when a reporter wants to make someone look stupid.

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    9. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, that's what I thought too. But the latin word made more sense, because [sic] is sometimes used after passages that may not contain spelling errors but grammatical errors or what-have-you instead.

    10. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i got spelling incorrect from dictionary.com

    11. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Qrlx · · Score: 2

      Many people think it stands for
      Spelling InCorrect. It doesn't really mean that, but it might as well.

    12. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Ark42 · · Score: 1

      I always heard Spelling In Context

    13. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by colmore · · Score: 2

      actually, it's latin for "thus." and it isn't usually placed after spelling errors, but after odd grammar that cannot be fixed without altering the original context.

      Editors of real publications will fix spelling and inconsequential grammatical errors before publishing them. But if they're say... quoting George W. Bush, and the mistake is part of the reason they're quoting it, then they'll put in [sic] to show that it's the person being quoted, not the person typing up the quote that made the error.

      note: [sic] almost always conveys a sense of the writer thinking him or herself better and more intellegent than the source. it's a very arrogant little journalistic device. it's sometimes needed, but not very often.

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    14. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous+Cowrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      definately

      It is my most hated of misspellings.

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    15. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      Then you were told incorrectly. From the American Heritage dictionary:

      "Thus; so. Used to indicate that a quoted passage, especially one containing an error or unconventional spelling, has been retained in its original form or written intentionally."

      I've seen it used (and used it myself) most often to denote peculiar grammar or the use of a word that doesn't exist (most G.W.B. quotes seem to call for its use.)

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    16. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by MicroBerto · · Score: 2
      I seriously wish the editors didn't quote story submitters so often. Hell, I don't even care about the poor spelling and grammatical errors. The submitters post the LAMEST jokes and most irrelevant quips.

      Most submissions I see go well until there is a some sort of joke at the end, which is practically a modified clone of the "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these" joke. Go ahead and see for yourself. Damned submission side-comments!

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    17. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by gilroy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Generally, people deride something like "sic" as "elitist" when they don't want to admit they didn't know what it meant, either (or when they don't want to admit they didn't catch the mistake themselves).

    18. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by orthogonal · · Score: 2

      note: [the use of the word] [sic] almost always conveys a sense of the writer [is] thinking [himself] or herself better and more intellegent [sic] than the source. [I]t's a very arrogant little journalistic device. [I]t's sometimes needed, but not very often.

      No, it conveys the sense that the writer who's quoting a source found that source confusing, wrong, or of dubious accuracy, in a context where the alternate sense of the quoted source is so compellingly obvious that the quoting writer needs to emphasize that the source actually conveyed the non-obvious interpretation.

      :)

    19. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by jargonCCNA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That's a really good point... Usually a lot of submitters can't spell or f**k up the link or don't tell all the story, and then, of course, the ACs come out of the woodwork.. Isn't Taco usually pretty good about not quoting the submitters? I know one of the editors is... But I don't see his stories on the mian page that often...

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    20. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 2

      Actually, at 12:09 EDT, the post changed to spell it as "vinyl". But realize that most Italians actually spell the word "vinile". The link is also to an Italian website. The poster is also anonymous, but I'm willing to guess since the site is most likely a hoax, the poster was also the author of the site having some fun.

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    21. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      By the way, I think [sic] is, if not elitist, then obnoxious. When I didn't know what it meant (as far as I can remember I always knew tho), it didn't bother. The purpose itself is what bothers me. It's a stupid way of showing that someone made a mistake. If I use the word "which" instead of "that", but don't preced "which" by a comma, are you gonna stick a [sic] in there? Are you gonna stick a [sic] in if I refer to a third person singular person with the pronoun "they" (if I don't want to specify gender) even though according to "standard" English "they" only refers to a plural subject? Maybe [sic] has its uses, like when there can be some sort of misinterpretation without it, or something along those lines, but in my observation 95% of the time [sic] is used, it is both obnoxious and gratuitous.

      In fact, I even have a recent post complaining to someone about they way they use [sic] (that post might be out of my last 24 comments though). I thought I was the only one who felt that way.

    22. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by TheOnlyCoolTim · · Score: 2

      It's not elitist. It's so that people know that it is the quoted person's typo which is being reproduced, and not the editor's or printer's.

      Tim

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    23. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like the man said, "sic [sic]" is definitely Latin. Of course the alternative explanations that people have invented over the years are both creative and amusing.

      Another misunderstanding common among journalists is this supposed word "unquote [sic]."

      What happened is that, back in the good old days of Edward R. Murrow [et al.], a broadcast journalist would set off a quotation with the words (for example) "quote, a day which will live in infamy, end quote."

      The cub reporters misheard part of this and imagined a misbegotten word, "unquote," into existence. You even see it in print nowadays. Shocking, really.

    24. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. "[sic]" does have its uses, but it is very overused.

      "[sic]" is useful for English text written 150 or more years ago, in which the language is archaic and may seem misspelled to modern readers. It is also necessary for specific examination of a person's use of language.

      But when a quotation is used to communicate an idea, (which is almost always the case) "[sic]" really is out of place, and really serves only to insult the person being quoted.

    25. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i got spelling incorrect from dictionary.com

      Really? I just looked there and didn't find it. If it was there, they've just now corrected it.

    26. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... in a context where [sic] ..."

      I think you mean instead to have a "which" someplace in there. You are not describing a location, but a situation.

      Unfortunately, the correct English grammar would then make the sentence hopelessly awkward. I recommend switching to a better language... perhaps Esperanto. :-)

    27. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The real question is, what happens if George Bush submits a letter to the editor of a newspaper? Should they treat you differently than they do him?

      By the way, an editorial is written on the behalf of the editorial staff or the publisher of a newspaper. The item that you describe is in fact a letter to the editor.

    28. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that would require the editors to actually write more than a few words per day!

    29. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by nathanh · · Score: 2

      All you're proving is that you don't know what "[sic]" means.

    30. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, it couldn't possibly be because Italian web surfers are likely to visit Italian web sites. No way.

    31. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by snake_dad · · Score: 2
      note: [sic] almost always conveys a sense of the writer thinking him or herself better and more intellegent than the source.

      Probably because the brain automatically reads it as "[sick]" :)

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    32. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      Mod parent down- who the hell modded this rubbish up? Its hardly relevant. Yes the spelling wasnt great- but who cares.. Scanning vinyl is way too cool to concentrate on spelling..

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    33. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      Hmm... If I were quoting you, I could use...

      "If I use the word "which" instead of "that", but don't preced "which" by a comma, are you gonna stick a [sic] in there?"[sic]

      or
      "If I use the word "which" instead of "that", but don't precede "which" by a comma, are you gonna stick a [sic] in there?"

      I think you're saying that you like the second one eh?

      (It's humour - laugh!)

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    34. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i quite agree. but evidently we're the minority.
      a bunch of symantic bitches in this place.

    35. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Generally, people deride something like "sic" as "elitist" when they don't want to admit they didn't know what it meant, either (or when they don't want to admit they didn't catch the mistake themselves).

      People deride "sic" as "elitist" because it's the "highbrow" equivalent of a spelling flame.

    36. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      in my observation 95% of the time [sic] is used, it is both obnoxious and gratuitous.

      No, the obnoxious thing would be to suggest that it seems "gratuitous" to you so often because you miss the grammatical error, too. :) Seriously, "[sic]" serves an extremely important function, which is to absolve the printer of blame for errors in the original source of a quote. (Interestingly, this heightens the blame for errors in non-quoted material, IMHO.) I for one get extremely ticked off when stupid or common grammatical errors slip through the long and allegedly thorough process of proofing. If I want errors, I'll go to a real-time feedback forum like slashdot. If I pay $40 for a hardcover, I expect it to have been proofread.


      From a purely practical viewpoint, "[sic]" is in the printer's best interest, because I will avoid a publication or publishing house that tolerates a high level of error.

    37. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by mbklein · · Score: 1

      Check your ISO country codes. .il is Israel. .it would have been Italy.

    38. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      You're totally wrong. I'm very keen on grammar and spelling, but that's just the way my brain works. I think correcting people's grammar is very obnoxious. Not only that, it implies that there is some sort of "correct" way of speaking, which there isn't. I don't like it, and it has nothing to do with me not recognizing grammatical mistakes.

      Look at that last line. "...me not recognizing grammatical mistakes". Seems "incorrect" doesn't it? Well, you should realize that grammar describes the way we talk, it doesn't tell us how we are supposed to talk. So instead of trying to change your speech to fit old rules, why not just come up with a new rule to describe that sentence.

      After all, that is how people talk, so you may as well get used to it.

    39. Re:Vinyl/Vinile by gilroy · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      So instead of trying to change your speech to fit old rules, why not just come up with a new rule to describe that sentence.

      Well, the purpose of language is to communicate. So, yes, it's possible that an over-fixation on grammar could lead to a blockage of communication. But it's just as possible -- and I would say, even more likely -- that everyone striking out on their own and establishing their own "new rules" will lead to linguistic fragmentation and the death of communication. Look at it this way: Try picking up an early but still Modern English text -- something written back before printing presses and dictionaries. Try to read it. Pick up a New York Times article from, say, 100 years ago. Try to read it.


      Which of those, do you think, would be more readily comprehensible? And don't you think it might have something to do with the standardized spelling and grammar employed in the Times?


      As someone scientifically trained, I am simply aware that non-standard usages can be deadly to communication and the progress of the field.


      Finally, I'd like to comment on


      I think correcting people's grammar is very obnoxious. Not only that, it implies that there is some sort of "correct" way of speaking, which there isn't.

      Actually, no. Usage of "[sic]" and other correction of grammar does not imply that there is a correct way of speaking. These do imply there is some sort of "correct" way of writing ... which there is. Conversation is fluid and uneditied, and generally less formal. Things in print are, of course, static and should be edited. That's why there's a distinction between "spoken English" and "formal English". It's a good distinction, IMHO. Clearly, your mileage varies.
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  8. Does this mean scanners are the next Napster... by saskboy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get out the lawyers big bad music companies. There is hell to pay, for this new copyright violating technology.
    I can't wait to start ripping my parent's vinyl. I used to listen to it all the time as a kid, and now my Pentium II is finally advanced enough to play 100 year old technology.

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    1. Re:Does this mean scanners are the next Napster... by mother_superius · · Score: 2

      Get a record player and hook that into your stereo. Get the line out of the reciever and plug that into your line in of your sound card. Record from the line in on your sound card. Compress to mp3.

      You could also hook the turntable directly into the line-in, but you wouldn't get the preamp and it would sound much quieter.

    2. Re:Does this mean scanners are the next Napster... by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Thanks, I did that once with an audio tape to make a backup. I figured it works for LPs too, but I didn't want to lug the record player down to the computer.

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    3. Re:Does this mean scanners are the next Napster... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DON'T hook the TT directly to the SB if you are going to distribute the results at all (which of course you won't be). You need to RIAA curve-having pre to fixify the sig coming out of the TT.

      jeb.

  9. What is vinile? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These spelling errors have to stop. No wonder no one takes /. seriously anymore (like they ever did).

  10. Image=Music?! by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

    Who'd'a'thunk'it? I just checked out the gramophone.mp3 file the guy provided, that's great quality! Hardly any noise and it even picked up some pops and clicks near the end! Kudos to the programmer, it sounded like a vinyl source!

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    1. Re:Image=Music?! by Raiford · · Score: 1
      I'm impressed ... if he really, really did it. I was actually expecting the sound quality to be worse. Not revealing the code is a little suspecious.

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    2. Re:Image=Music?! by jargonCCNA · · Score: 1

      Ahhhhhhhhhhh..... Right-o. Maybe I should have read a little more carefully, eh?

      -listens to the ripped image-

      Ewwww, all right. That dude's fired.

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    3. Re:Image=Music?! by aronc · · Score: 1

      Not revealing the code is a little suspecious.

      Of course if he did post the code he would be violating the DMCA.

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    4. Re:Image=Music?! by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Why the hell does everyone scream "DMCA" everywhere... this does not violate the DMCA for two reasons:
      1) it's an analog recording
      2) there's no copy protection

      I'm tired of people jumping around screaming "DMCA" in places where it's totally unjustified. /. posters are at least as bad as companies at claiming things are DMCA violations when they aren't. Read the law...

    5. Re:Image=Music?! by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does everyone scream "DMCA" everywhere...

      /. posters are at least as bad as companies at claiming things are DMCA violations when they aren't

      That's not it. We're just preempting the companies you mention, that all.

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    6. Re:Image=Music?! by aronc · · Score: 1

      Why the hell does everyone scream "DMCA" everywhere... this does not violate the DMCA for two reasons:
      1) it's an analog recording
      2) there's no copy protection


      First, I was being sarcastic. Second, since when does something actually being a vilation of the law stop the RIAA or MPAA from hauling someone into court? Third, should the about groups decide they want to get rid of this technology they could find grounds to at least brind a suit (imagine the following in full legalise and issued from an RIAA lawyer):

      The copy prevention technolgoy is inherient in the physical medium. Being an analogue medium that must be read by physical contact provides that no unauthorized copies have been made. By transcribing (in itself an illegal act under copyright law) the information into digital form the defendant is bypassing our Physical Layer Encryption Technology(TM) (Patent pending). This is clearly in violation of the circumvention provisions of the DMCA.

      Would it fly? I would hope not... but given the rock-stupid outcome of the DeCSS case I would hate to have money on it.

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    7. Re:Image=Music?! by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      Of course the only way they'd win this case is with shear cash amount.

      They could sue someone for wearing the wrong pants, and just hold it in court until the person could no longer afford it.

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    8. Re:Image=Music?! by skotte · · Score: 2

      you would be on to something. except a couple points.

      1) record companies don't care so much about records. CDs are where the money is. if they started to really lose money on this, it would be pursued, probably. but as is, the technology is kinda like abandonware. they *could* sue, but probably wont at all. there's no money in it.

      2) they can only call on copyright law if copyrigts are being broken. this guy used the 4 seasons, which i believe is beyond the legal copyright limit. so he's OK.

      3) it's conceivable a company might actually *like* this, because it means people will have a new reason to actually buy LPs, again. (this is less likely, since lots of geeks who might try this out probably have some LPs already.)

      4) and this is the big one. the Edison Electric Company, among others, put a lot of work into the vinyl record concept a century ago. it's quite safe to say the RIAA has no claim in the tech at hand. not only would no court in the land hear it, but no lawyer would take on the case. the technological precedent is quite clear.

      so the only thing anyone *might* get into is copyright infringement. which is pretty much an open and shut case.

    9. Re:Image=Music?! by EvanED · · Score: 2

      >>2) they can only call on copyright law if copyrigts are being broken. this guy used the 4 seasons, which i believe is beyond the legal copyright limit. so he's OK.

      While the actual Four Seasons MUSIC is public domain by now and thus you can distribute the sheet music freely, recordings thereof are still protected.

    10. Re:Image=Music?! by aronc · · Score: 1

      All of the above points are fine and valid (save the copyright one.. see other reply). One of my primary points being you would still have to either give up right away or drag it through court. Given that it would cost the average person a few thousand dollars in lawyers fees even if the judge dismisses the case outright, assuming you actually retain legal council (and you'll have a hard time getting a judgement like that without) how many people would risk that?

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  11. Yeah right by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am releasing no code because it is both sucky and useless (you see, I don't really think swapping scans of old records across p2p networks will become common practice any time soon).

    More like he'd rather get his practical joke on slashdot, and if he supplied the code, it'd be a lot easier to prove it's fake.

    Let's apply Occam's Razor.

    Those music samples could have been generated by software that reads stitched together images of scanned vinyl records.

    Or they could be just regular samples of music taken off a record/cd/tape and run through a static-izer for effect.

    Which is simpler?

    Let's see the code, please...

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    1. Re:Yeah right by NixterAg · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. The whole thing sounds really fishy.

    2. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And thus a voice of reason speaks.

    3. Re:Yeah right by maxII · · Score: 1

      It's a very easy fundamental principal, is there any need to even doubt it's real?

    4. Re:Yeah right by pingman12 · · Score: 1

      You won't mind explaining it to me then. Fundamental hoax.

    5. Re:Yeah right by hopews · · Score: 3, Informative

      After visiting a pdf on LP technology and finding that LPs have around 290 lines per inch, and 45s 160 or so, it would seem that a reasonable scanner (say 1200 dpi) would pickup 7 pixels per track on a 45. This would make horizontal (along the plane of the record) resolution quite poor. However, if he's only tracking the vertical component (perpendicular to the plane of the record), and the varying heights translate well into light to dark gradients, perhaps there would be enough information to produce some bad sound. I too would like to see the code and perhaps some of the source images.

    6. Re:Yeah right by serutan · · Score: 2

      I'm with you. If anybody believes this I'll be happy to send you a recording of the asteroid impact that killed off the dinosaurs. I just ran an Antarctic ice core sample over my flatbed scanner and converted the compression-induced diffraction patterns into sound waves, using high school algebra and a TRS-80.

    7. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I cant vouch for this one but I know someone at my university (university of otago new zealand) did this for an honours project.

      It did work

      It did sound like crap :)

    8. Re:Yeah right by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      Open Mouth, Insert Foot.

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    9. Re:Yeah right by Keick · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, he posted his code, so please tell us what you think.

      Let's apply Occam's Razor again:

      1) You really wanted some code to pour over to see if this guy was legit.

      2) You wanted to some quick karma by immediately discrediting his work with no intention to do anything else.

    10. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well sure, if you bring up occam's razor. yeah. the razor, indeed. raze away. you and occam.

    11. Re:Yeah right by skotte · · Score: 2

      i'd still like to see someone compile the code.

      but ok. i'll go with it. i mean, i *want* to believe. this just kicks so much ass.

      please? can someone compile the code and try it yourself?

    12. Re:Yeah right by skotte · · Score: 2

      yeah? well, this guy has ported apache onto his TRS-80! top that!

      (oh, uhm, yeah, this was slashdotted, too.)
      (and he's a really fFun guy, with a good sense of humor)

    13. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oooooo!!! yeah, the razor!!!
      you da man!!!!!

    14. Re:Yeah right by tswinzig · · Score: 2

      Well, he posted his code, so please tell us what you think.

      I'm glad he did, and now it's a credible story. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

      Let's apply Occam's Razor again:

      1) You really wanted some code to pour over to see if this guy was legit.

      2) You wanted to some quick karma by immediately discrediting his work with no intention to do anything else.


      Let's apply Occam's Razor to your razor:

      1) I wanted some quick karma by calling it a hoax.

      2) My karma is capped and I call it like I see it.

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    15. Re:Yeah right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why the hell do some people say "fF" when f's are at the beginning of words? Uh oh, MIB aren't going to come after me fFor asking, are they?

  12. The angles of stereo records are well known by isdnip · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The original author failed to research how vinyl records work, something that "everybody" knew 20 years ago, before CDs.

    Now to see if my memory still works. Mono LPs used horizontal modulation; the needle moved back and forth within the groove. Stereo can be viewed two ways. Vertical is difference (L-R), horizontal is sum of the L+R. Viewed differently, the two diagonal walls of the groove are the two channels.

    A flatbed scanner can only see the horizontal, so it might work a bit with mono, but it won't work too well! However do note that some very, very expensive ($10k+?) new turntables actually do use optical "needles" to track the groove without touching it. Talk about low tracking force!

    1. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The left and right channels of a stereo record groove are actually cut independently, at a 45 degree angle to each other; but it does work out that the L+R sum is represented by horizontal modulation, L-R by vertical.

      Scanning is not a new idea. The inventor of the flat disc, Emil Berliner, originally conceived it as a photoengraving process. The master recording (acid-etched into zinc) would be photographed, and the negative used as a means to etch reproductions into zinc blanks. This cumbersome process was replaced early on by the simple process of pulling a metal matrix from the master disc.

    2. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by RedWizzard · · Score: 3, Informative
      Now to see if my memory still works. Mono LPs used horizontal modulation; the needle moved back and forth within the groove. Stereo can be viewed two ways. Vertical is difference (L-R), horizontal is sum of the L+R. Viewed differently, the two diagonal walls of the groove are the two channels.
      The reason that horizontal is l+r (the volume levels of l and r are half the levels of the real signal L and R) and vertical is l-r, rather than just storing L and R, is for backwards compatibility. l+r is basically what the recording would sound like had it been recorded in mono. In a stereo system L and R can be simply reconstructed from l+r and l-r (L=l+r+l-r, 2R=l+r-(l-r)). In a mono system l+r is played.
      A flatbed scanner can only see the horizontal, so it might work a bit with mono, but it won't work too well!
      Theoretically you could get a mono signal out of even a stereo recording. I'd probably try partially filling the tracks to a constant depth with some sort of white material, then scanning it at very high resolution. But I don't know if you could make the whole process accurate enough to actually work. Certainly I seriously doubt it would be doable the way that guy claims he did it.
    3. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by eric434 · · Score: 2

      Those laser turntables are manufactured by ELP, and the website is here:
      http://www.elpj.com/

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      Sure... I can still buy a cheap car for the cost of one...

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    4. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      Theoretically you could get a mono signal out of even a stereo recording. I'd probably try partially filling the tracks to a constant depth with some sort of white material, then scanning it at very high resolution.

      Probably work. It might be a bit destructive though. Alternatively it would help a lot if he lit it with different colours from different directions. He'd be able to see the grooves more easily that way.

      Also, I'm assuming that the record is usually cut with a V-shaped cutter. If so, the width of the groove would give you the l-r signal and the position of the center of the track would give you the l+r signal. All in all, it looks doable; it's limited by the scanner resolution only I think.

      Everyone is dissing the guy, but he came up with a really neat trick IMHO.

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    5. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      I've seen reviews of these. They sound great on fresh vinyl. But you ever notice no matter how clean you try to keep your vinyl, after playing an LP there is a little lint behind the needle? That is actually a feature. The needle cleans the record as it is played. Lasers don't do that.

    6. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      Theoretically you could get a mono signal out of even a stereo recording.

      Don't you mean that the other way 'round?

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    7. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by Luyseyal · · Score: 2

      sounds like when I was a teenager... no matter how many times I cleaned my face, the zits just kept coming... :)

      -l

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    8. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by pogen · · Score: 2
      Theoretically you could get a mono signal out of even a stereo recording.

      Not just theoretically... I used to play stereo recordings on a mono record player.

    9. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by eric434 · · Score: 2

      That's why ELP used to include (free) a $500 VPI vacuum record cleaning machine... now you pay extra.

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    10. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Nope. The idea is that a mono reader (like a scanner would be - I doubt you'd have much luck reading both stereo signals) would be able to get a good mono signal from a stereo record (the l+r signal which means you don't lose any content like you would if stereo was stored as L and R signals and you just read one of them). The poster I first replied to was implying that a scanner might get a reasonable signal from a mono record but wouldn't get a good signal from a stereo record. I'm saying it'd work just as well with a stereo record - but it would only be mono.

    11. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 2

      Oh. I just took it as self-evident that, if you had a stereo signal, you could get a mono signal out of it by combining the signals onto the same channel.

      Of course I posted my initial reply at an hour BC (before caffeine).

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    12. Re:The angles of stereo records are well known by RedWizzard · · Score: 2

      Yeah, it's obvious really. The cunning part is that if you encode the signals as l+r and l-r then existing mono gear will continue to work.

  13. real people by squarefish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ok, so I'm aging myself- but many years ago on "Real People" they had a guy that could recognize an album or song just by looking at the grooves, his specialty was classical, but he knew everything and could easily identify the song just by looking at the grooves. This is basically doing a similar type of thing.

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    1. Re:real people by I'm+a+fscking+genius · · Score: 1

      yeah but it's not like he opened his mouth and music camme out... just because he could recognize it doesn't mean he would reproduce it with any sort of fidelity... methinks he's missing a few bits of resolution

    2. Re:real people by jwlidtnet · · Score: 1

      For the record, the following is to what you are referring:

      http://www.snopes.com/music/media/reader.htm.

      His ability was a bit more limited than you describe, and due less to a special ability to "read records" than to an encyclopedic knowledge of classical music and a nifty insight into its application.

      -D

    3. Re:real people by spd_rcr · · Score: 1

      hell even novice dj's can recognize their favorite tracks just by looking at the contrast changes on the vinyl. of course, those are singles, i challenge anyone to try to read the tracks on my short music for short people (101 tracks) compilation.

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    4. Re:real people by istartedi · · Score: 2

      I'm not impressed, but I'll have to "age myself" too to explain why. I knew people back in highschool who recorded stuff off the air, and never labeled their tapes. They just knew the music by the brand of the tape, how dirty or scratched the plastic was, where it was thrown last, etc. I've seen that done with collections of 100 or more tapes. OK, it's not quite as impressive, but the leap to different patterns in the vinyl isn't that great.

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    5. Re:real people by radish · · Score: 2

      That's different - it's about recognising the track by seeing the pattern of loud (light) and quiet (dark) sections. You can't actually see the frequencies etc (although on dance stuff you can often see the bass beat as a dark stripe running through the track). Lots of DJs can recognise tracks etc that way, it's often useful seeing as most vinyl they use is either wrongly or simply not labelled.

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    6. Re:real people by fishbowl · · Score: 2

      Back in the vinyl days, I could differentiate
      between many of my own records without seeing
      the label. Certainly not universally or to
      a gameshow scale, but well enough. Often with
      Atlantic label they look the same, and I would
      tend to look at the track lengths. Come to
      think of it, isn't track length how CDDB works?

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  14. Optical record players by jcl5m · · Score: 1

    The sound is impressive for an off the shelf scanner. I do not know if they exist as a consumer product, but an optical record player would be quite significant. It would preserve the record by not causing physical wear and could likely be made much more sensitive than a needle. A flat bed scanner isn't really they way to go, but it's a definite and very impressive proof of concept.

  15. Cool, but we by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all know where this is heading. RIAA will have the guy's site down by noon tomorrow.

    Definitely multiple DMCA violations, sir. Those grooves DO serve the purpose of encrypting those sounds.

    Please stop thinking and trying this silly nonsense. The State will create the most beautiful music for your pleasure. You will be very happy with the State's music. It is good.

  16. I wonder by Sir+Bard · · Score: 1

    Saving an old record collection in a few megs of image files could last a very long time and provide some important historical info. These things are great.

  17. Is this what passes for comments? by Hott+of+the+World · · Score: 1

    Granted its still early, but come on! So the guy messes up spelling. There is way too many high horses that think spelling is all that counts. This is a cool article on something useful to us old farts with an entire collection of Led Zepplin and Jimmy Hendrix records.

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    1. Re:Is this what passes for comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a cool article on something useful to us old farts with an entire collection of Led Zepplin and Jimmy Hendrix records.

      Which have mostly been remastered for CD. I know which I would choose.

    2. Re:Is this what passes for comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Jimi Hendrix ;-)

  18. hyprocrisy runs amok by KingPrad · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Will this work with vinyl too? Seriously, yesterday we ripped into Prince for his 733t-speak, accusing him of continuing the degradation of the English language. Today we post more articles with atrocious misspellings. I can forgive an occasional mistake, but misspelling vinyl as vinile strikes me as more than a minor mistake.

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  19. bw of a jpq v mp2 by I'm+a+fscking+genius · · Score: 2, Funny

    does it take more bandwidth to send jpgs or mp3s of your record collection? oops i guess jpg and mp3 *both* have ip issues... I got to switch from mp3 to png... ogg is for pussies

    1. Re:bw of a jpq v mp2 by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      copyright.. not IP.

      Theres a difference.

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    2. Re:bw of a jpq v mp2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IP too (patents on formats)

      derrrr

  20. My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by puto · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a Dual direct drive turntable I bought in 1986 with a diamond stylus. It sounds great and I have 'ripped' all my LPs to mp3 a long time ago. Didn't need to stick em in my scanner, didn't need to stitch any images together.

    Besides I would not stick any of my 12 maxi singles of 1980s Billy Idol in the scanner to be scraped against the glass. ;).

    My NAD stereo has been faithfully updated over the years but the turntable remains the same. And I do use it on the odd occasion and sometimes do pick up an ablum at the flea market.

    Puto

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    1. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

      what did you use to rip the audio? what about splitting the songs? did you do it by hand? I have several hundred lp's to rip and am poking around how to go about actually doing it.

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    2. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by Pope · · Score: 2
      It's Windows-based, but try here: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Street/9300/c ep.htm

      FWIW, I use a Mac to record the audio, then use Cool Edit in VirtualPC to do the click and noise removal. Then back to a Mac program to do final click removal and splitting. Actually works pretty well!

      But, yes, it's time consuming and requires patience.

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    3. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by gr0ngb0t · · Score: 1

      i took the rca outputs from my turntables and got a rca to 1/8th of an inch (the walkman sized headphone plug) converter and stuck that into the line in on my soundcard (a SB Live) then i fired up goldwave and set it to record the input and recorded it at the highest level possible. you could use absolutely anything that can use .wav files to do it - soundforge, cooledit, whatever. probably even the default windows sound recorder. nfi what is out there for linux, coz i did all this on my windows pc coz its got the better soundcard in it.

      i think i used xing mp3 encoder to encode it to 192 kbits, moved it onto a 1 gig HD, once that got to around 700 Mb, burnt it up and freed the space.

      re: splitting the songs, i would just rip one track at a time, gave me a chance to listen to albums i hadnt heard in a while :)

    4. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by esper_child · · Score: 1

      There is a program out there that lets you make a recording for the full duration of the song then shows you where it thinks the songs should end (judges by silence in the audio file). From this you can either decide to cut it there or not (it takes the whole silent section with it). I used to use it to bring my stuff from tape to mp3 so i suppose that this would work the same. Unfortunately the program is trapped on a HDD that I can't get my computer to recognise (shot drive or shoddy controler you decide, because I don't really care).
      Another thing that you can do is record the whole LP as one long song and then devide it that way (or if you are really good make a cue chart for it and burn it to CD then rip it from CD to mp3). I have done the Cue chart method before for deviding up a recording of a local band. Cue chart method takes a while but you get a CDA out of it in the process wich is kinda cool, Just besure to get the timing right. You can use CDRWin or Fireburner to do the Cue sheet method, don't know what the non-windows equivilants are off the top of my head.

    5. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by shepd · · Score: 1

      >i took the rca outputs from my turntables and got a rca to 1/8th of an inch (the walkman sized headphone plug) converter and stuck that into the line in on my soundcard (a SB Live) then i fired up goldwave and set it to record the input and recorded it at the highest level possible.

      Uh, just a *big* suggestion here -- you really must use an RIAA-curve biased phono preamp between the record player and the computer's line in (maybe you did that and I didn't notice -- sorry).

      That way it'll sound like it should (less bright, for instance) and you won't need to jack up the input to full.

      You might want to re-rip those albums anyways. The XING encoder (click on Analysis) has a serious bug that limits much of any kind of serious quality increase past 128 kbps mp3.

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    6. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Besides I would not stick any of my 12 maxi singles of 1980s Billy Idol in the scanner to be scraped against the glass

      How wide is your scanner's glass area?

      Records used to have raised edges and center portion so the surface wouldn't be damaged when stacked on / dropped from the spindle of a changer turntable.

      This is for 45RPMs, but you get the idea.

      Here's a Laser turntable

    7. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by Cariboo · · Score: 1

      I used a combination of gramofile, (you can find it on freshmeat) to convert my Lp's to .wav files, it also can find and separate the tracks and filter out the pops and ticks. For the two albums that it couldn't serparate the tracks I used ecawave to cut the .wav's into separate files. I then used a program called encoder to convert the .wav's to .mp3's.

      To actually record the Lp's I used an old Mitsubishi stereo system with a turntable that my aunt gave me. I used a cable from the cassette monitor out on the amplifier to the line input on my SB PCI128.

      This was all done on an old PII 266Mhz running Debian with 96MB of ram.

    8. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Uh, just a *big* suggestion here -- you really must use an RIAA-curve biased phono preamp [avahifi.com] between the record player and the computer's line in (maybe you did that and I didn't notice -- sorry).

      >That way it'll sound like it should (less bright, for instance) and you won't need to jack up the input to full.

      Just use some software that has been written for ripping vinyl, this has the RIAA filter applied digitally. Thus, no need for an expensive preamp.

      Either that, or take your input from the tape loop out of the stereo's amplifier, this will already have been through the RIAA filter. This is assuming you have a seperates system with a phono stage in your amp of course!!

    9. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by ansaari · · Score: 1

      Several years ago I used gramofile, found at
      http://panic.et.tudelft.nl/~costar/gramofile/
      t o convert some old vinyl LPs to CD format for a
      family member. It worked well - separates into
      individual tracks, reduces surface noise, etc.

    10. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by MieRoels · · Score: 1

      LP Ripper does a nice job in splitting wav-recordings in tracks, and LP Recorder is a basic but functional recorder program

    11. Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. by tswinzig · · Score: 3, Funny

      Besides I would not stick any of my 12 maxi singles of 1980s Billy Idol in the scanner to be scraped against the glass. ;).

      Yes, apparantly scraping them with a small diamond is the limit of your tolerance level.

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  21. Re:Optical record players - found some by jcl5m · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A quick jump of Google turned up a couple optical record players.

    http://www.elpj.com/main.html

    Still, it's pretty darn neat to do it with a scanner.

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  23. Cool, but... by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Informative

    this is really cool and all, but whats the point, if you really dont care at all about quality then this may be a quick option for converitng your collection, but if you still have vinyl you probabably care enough to plug your turntable into the audio in jack on you computer

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  25. it's also spelled definite by th1nk · · Score: 1

    while we're on this subject

  26. Scanned Backward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you scan it backward, are there satanic messages?

    1. Re:Scanned Backward? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turn it upside down! No... wait... I'm getting confused, that's CDs.

    2. Re:Scanned Backward? by giessel · · Score: 1

      just reverse the loop bounds. =)

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  28. Of course it's a hoax by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Flamebait

    I can't believe the amount of morons that have fallen for this story yet. The explanations the guy gives are shoddy, and logically it makes no sense.

    Not only that, but he's extrapolating a higher amount of data from a smaller amount, and that just does not work people! Listen to that MP3 on his site. That is just a recording of a record playing.. there are no hideous artefacts or giant gaps.. all of which would be expected with such a crazy new idea like this. It reeks of a hoax.

    Just because it's not April 1st doesn't mean you haven't been fooled, folks! I have to give the guy credit for trying though.

    1. Re:Of course it's a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      i can't believe the amount of morons that didn't read the story close enough to realize the mp3 is supposed to be a reference consisting of nothing more than just a recording of the record playing.

      the hideous artifacts are in wav files you dumbass.

      just because it's not April 1st doesn't mean people will actually read the article before posting

    2. Re:Of course it's a hoax by ogre2112 · · Score: 1

      The top MP3 was a referance recording so you know what the original sounded like. The 3 after were the ones he extrapolated.

    3. Re:Of course it's a hoax by wackybrit · · Score: 1

      Okay, I throw my hands up. I didn't read the writing about the mp3 link, so I went and got the WAV files to check it out again.

      IT'S STILL A HOAX. You'd have to be a flake to think otherwise.

    4. Re:Of course it's a hoax by capnjack41 · · Score: 3, Funny

      But look at the really convincing drawings he made, while in the development phase of his record scanning software. They're highly scientifical.

    5. Re:Of course it's a hoax by Draoi · · Score: 5, Informative
      Like I just pointed out on another thread, the source has been posted here.

      The guy goes on to say;

      Woke up, fell out of bed... rampaged by a slashdot horde.

      Some clarifications to the slashdot crowd:

      I am sorry so many of you thought this page was a hoax only because no source code was supplied (I'm sure you'll all agree, now that you can see the code, that it is both straightforward and crappy).
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  29. Any proof? by tylerdave · · Score: 1

    Is there any proof that this guy actually extracted the audio from a scanned image? I'm sorry, maybe I've gotten too skeptical but I find it hard to believe that this guy made his hack work so well but he fails to provide any technical detail (or code). Please prove me wrong.

    1. Re:Any proof? by theNote · · Score: 1

      No, he didn't rip the album.

      I ran the image from the site through the vinyl image ripping doohicky I wrote and came up with a completely different song.

  30. Re:CowboyNeal = Harry 'AICN' Knowles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ::hears x-files theme song::

  31. OT: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BEDEMIR: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
    ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

    1. Re:OT: your sig by saskboy · · Score: 1

      >Do you refer to my sig? Because I do think it is the most clever I have ever seen.

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  32. Re:Nahhh... by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 1
    all know where this is heading. RIAA will have the guy's site down by noon tomorrow.

    Oh, I'm sure /. will have it down long before that. ;)

  33. Hypothetical Question by theNote · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hypothetical Question:

    Lets say this is for real (not really sure about that one)

    Lets also assume it eventually extracts 100% clear as a bell.

    Would it be legal to trade/sell pictures of albums?

    1. Re:Hypothetical Question by wackybrit · · Score: 3, Informative

      No, of course not.

      MP3s are not like-for-like copies of CDs, they're extremely lossy, and you only get a tenth of what's on the CD.. but.. you can still get busted for swapping them! I believe the copyright laws specify that any 'likeness' to which a third-party could associate with the original, is covered as such.

      Ditto for music encoded within images, though this is a hoax.

    2. Re:Hypothetical Question by tyrani · · Score: 1

      Wish I had some Karma to give, that's an interesting question. If it is legal to trade images of albums, would it them be legal to trade sound wave images?

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    3. Re:Hypothetical Question by theNote · · Score: 1

      But I think this is a little different.

      If you really could rip the sound from an an image of an album, it would be an exact replica of a performance in a visual format, not audio.

      Suppose I sent you a picture of me holding my old led zeppelin album.
      Nothing illegal about that.
      Then, you enhance the image, and extract the sound.
      Again, I don't think there is anything wrong there, because you extracted you're data from a piece of art that I hold the copyright on - the picture of me holding the album!

    4. Re:Hypothetical Question by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Again, I don't think there is anything wrong there, because you extracted you're data from a piece of art that I hold the copyright on - the picture of me holding the album!

      You underestimate the power of the Content Cartel. In real life, they would get a judge to rule that you, with the picture of the album, had already violated the copyright. And it gets worse: This legal argument will then be extended to say that photos of album covers -- even if they're only incidental in the picture -- are violations. And then....
    5. Re:Hypothetical Question by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      basically the point is that if you even remotely come close to pissing them off, they'll sue you.

      It's one of the few things in life that are a given :)

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    6. Re:Hypothetical Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess the same laws apply in this case as when you take a picture of you with eg. a painting.

  34. computer media? by cosyne · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can this be done with computer media? Could you just scan in two halves of a broken cdrom and extract the info? (Or has the NSA been able to do this for years and not told us about it? They just dig the CD shards out of your trash, reassemble the electron micrscope output, and read off the bits.) He said he had to scan the record in multiple sections, so it might not matter if those sections are all attached to each other.

    On a related note, is there any technology for using a high res laser scanner to read records? It might actually sound decent.

    1. Re:computer media? by lordkuri · · Score: 0

      From about 6 posts into the topic.

      Serious audiophiles would simply buy a laser turntable to minimize the wear and tear. Although it probably sounds more like a cd than anything.

      http://www.elpj.com/

    2. Re:computer media? by jsdkl · · Score: 1

      I have a friend in the US Army. He recieved a CD of (unclassified/non-confidential/etc) stuff (I think the most interesting thing on it was Adobe Acrobat Reader). On the package were explicit instructions to send the CD to the NSA when finished with it. It even went so far as to dictate packaging to use. Kind of makes you wonder...

    3. Re:computer media? by jpmkm · · Score: 2

      I think I remember seeing something like this on KnowledgeTV(damn fine station until my cable company canceled it). I'm pretty sure someone like DriveSavers can recover data from broken cdroms, and if they can do it I'm sure the government can.

    4. Re:computer media? by esper_child · · Score: 1

      the reason that this won't work right is that it relies on a scanner relaying circular grooves (we won't even get into the fact that you need a 3d scan to get the vertal factor for stareo sound, so we will assume mono). You will wind up with 2 layers of errors that can't be gotten rid of. Remember that records are ROUND, yes, round, and that is significant because while they are easy to read with a needle you need to get your mathematical equations right to get close to a circle with a computer (and bare in mind that unless you recalibrate everytime the 'needle' moves even the slightest you will be off. And that can mean that your plot will be a ridge or so off with out realising it). You may think that you can do a perfect circle with a computer, but you can't, not really.
      Now it is possible to get it to stay in the right groove but you won't be able to keep the sound coming out right if you do it. You can sit there and look for slight changes in color and that should keep you in the center of the groove. However you won't be able to check to see what kind of sound should be produced based on this analysis. I would love to be proved wrong about this, but the proof is in the code, and I won't beleive until I see it done. If someone can find an error in my logic here please tell me I would really like to know how it would be possible to correct for it.

    5. Re:computer media? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reassemble CD from our trash? Why would they need all those AOL installs anyway?

  35. This could save the WORLD! by HomerG · · Score: 1

    This code needs to be released. We could use it to read the grooves in Bill and MonkeyMan's heads and tell what they are thinking. Perhaps with the information gained, we can then stop their evil plot to take over the world.

    I think, therefore I'm right

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  37. Re:CowboyNeal = Harry 'AICN' Knowles by BeneDux · · Score: 0

    Harry's hair isn't near as blue as Neal's. But I suppose we should really base our opinions on the talent competition and not on appearance.

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  38. Finally by DavidLeblond · · Score: 1

    I can rock to some old JPEGs.

    I suppose soon some genius is going to find a way to rip CDs with a digital camera, right?

  39. how? by reitoei1971 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "writing the decoder was very simple. All it did was rotate a "needle" around a given center at some predefined angular velocity" of course! that is so simple!! this guy is acting as though he has some magic program to pull the exact topology of a record out of a digital image. these images are 2D, you need 3D to extract sound. and keeping the "needle" inside the track on the image? very simple...provided you have a time machine in the garage and grabbed some advanced image recognition technology from a few years hence.... how about some valdity checking on /.

    1. Re:how? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      doofus.. it's moronically simple to track the centre of two arcs with the current state-of-the-art.. could have done it years ago.
      how about an image transform to unwind the circular image, ever think of that?
      y
      et another fine reason never to read the "read more" section of slashdot.... the number of incompetents.

  40. optical turntable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    that was good fun. here's the high-end deal:

    http://metwww.epfl.ch/lecteur_disques/MainLectDi sc E.htm

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  42. When I first read it . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    . . . I thought they were literally using a Milli Vanilli record.

  43. Something along the same lines, laser vinyl player by Stinson · · Score: 1

    A few years ago i had the idea of something like that, except, a laser record player, using the same concept as a Cd player, you would have lasers scaning the vinyl for side to side movement, along with vertical, and converting to audio, not much modification to existing cd player hardware required, and it would have almost no ware on your records too. Also, a modification of this would be to use depth lasers to generate a 3d model of the record on your computer, you could use software to read the record off the hd, or, using one of thoes nifty plastic makers from 3d models, make a replica of the record as backup

  44. Hoax or not... by DigiNic · · Score: 1

    there's a debate that comes up once in a while about backing data to media... The debate is whether the devices to read the data from the media in the distant future will be avaible -- and if not, what the best way to do it. I hear it all the time whenever people do time capsules. I think this list, hoax or not, shows that people will figure out how to decode what ever we come up with -- with today's technology, or tomorrows.

  45. sorry no mod points by turbosk · · Score: 1

    funniest thing i've seen in a while.
    thx for making my day :)

    i saw this guy on johnny carson who could tell you what record he was holding without looking at the label, only the groove pattern. he could only do classical, but sometimes you hafta specialise.

    reminds me also of the trick question "how many grooves on a LP?"

    pax out

    1. Re:sorry no mod points by child_of_mercy · · Score: 1

      it's 1 right?

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    2. Re:sorry no mod points by Spire · · Score: 1

      No, two: side A and side B.

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    3. Re:sorry no mod points by glitch! · · Score: 3, Funny

      reminds me also of the trick question "how many grooves on a LP?"

      That's two, right? One for each side :-) Except for one album, which had three...

      (For the skeptical, it was either Monty Python's Matching Tie and Hankerchief, or New World Record. One side had two different starting points, so you would hear one or the other at random. They converged somewhere in the middle of that side, so the second half was the same.)

      Now, who around here remember's Flipper's "Brainwash" single? :-)

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    4. Re:sorry no mod points by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

      No, two: side A and side B.

      Unless you count the edge as a continuation of the groove, in which case it would be referred to as a mobius platter.

      Ta Ta.

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    5. Re:sorry no mod points by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 1
      reminds me also of the trick question "how many grooves on a LP?"

      A hell of a lot, if it's a P-funk LP.

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    6. Re:sorry no mod points by the+way,+what're+you · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's only a mobius platter if the whole record can be played continuously without lifting the needle. :)

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    7. Re:sorry no mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was "Matching Tie and Handkerchief" from 1973. I've still got it. You're wrong, the two 'sides' on the same surface do not converge. They simply play separately to the bitter end - they are concentric spirals and each has its own 'lead-out groove'. The tricky part was/is to drop the needle in the right half of the record to get the side you wanted.

    8. Re:sorry no mod points by The_dev0 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It may not be the whole record, but that is exactly what my record player does... player does... player does... player does... player does...

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    9. Re:sorry no mod points by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      I recall one particular single, or "45" if you will.. had 7 tracks per side.

      The record was a horse race, and of course you would get a different race at random. I havent seen one of these for many years.. shame google didnt turn up anything on a search either.

    10. Re:sorry no mod points by bigsmelly · · Score: 1


      The guy's name is:
      Dr. Arthur Lintgen.

      http://www.snopes.com/music/info/reader3.htm

    11. Re:sorry no mod points by frunch · · Score: 1

      Or unless your listening to that Monty Python record, which had 4 grooves! (Two on side A, two on side B) Anyone remember what that one was called?

    12. Re:sorry no mod points by Snard · · Score: 1

      Matching Tie and Handkerchief

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      - Mike
    13. Re:sorry no mod points by mbklein · · Score: 1

      I remember when I was a kid, there was an issue of Mad Magazine with one of those floppy, perforated tear-out records in it. It had only one playable side, but that side had 4 grooves. The song was the same up to a point, but you got a different ending depending on where the needle happened to fall.

      I played it over and over and actually got to the point where I could pick pretty well which ending I wanted with careful armature placement, but then, I had FAR too much time on my hands.

    14. Re:sorry no mod points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, I remember that, the "It's a Super Spectacular Day" from 1980...

      http://www.collectmad.com/collectibles/spss031.h tm ...it had SEVEN endings.

      -t

    15. Re:sorry no mod points by 87C751 · · Score: 1
      (For the skeptical, it was either Monty Python's Matching Tie and Hankerchief, or New World Record. One side had two different starting points, so you would hear one or the other at random. They converged somewhere in the middle of that side, so the second half was the same.)
      I remember Matching Tie and Handkerchief well, and still own a copy. The 2-groove side had two independent grooves, but they didn't converge. Completely different audio on each, and one would play more often than the other on my copy (probably an artifact of the starting section's physical layout). It wasn't until about the 4th or 5th listening that I heard the second track.

      Oh, and both sides of the label said "Side 2".

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    16. Re:sorry no mod points by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      flipper.... thats a name from the past. wow. forgot about flipper. punk band right?

      did you know that monty python has produced more records than the beatles?

    17. Re:sorry no mod points by glitch! · · Score: 2

      flipper.... thats a name from the past. wow. forgot about flipper. punk band right?

      Yeah, some of my friends were big fans. Their "Brainwash" single ended up looping on itself, repeating something like, "There was this guy, and he... nevermind, you wouldn't understand it anyhow...".

      did you know that monty python has produced more records than the beatles?

      No kidding? I guess a lot of them didn't end up in my record stores then, like "Live at Drury Lane" that I got in Ireland.

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    18. Re:sorry no mod points by pyramid+termite · · Score: 2

      It's not quite what you had in mind but some of the old jukeboxes had a needle for each side of the record.

  46. For those intrested in Digital/Vinyl by armhead · · Score: 1

    http://www.finalscratch.com/ This is another cool Vinyl 'hack'. It uses timecoded records to mix mp3s on analog equipment, albeit with a bit of help from a CPU that uses good ole Linux :) For DJ's just starting out Records are expensive, but this can greatly reduce the cost of starting out.

    1. Re:For those intrested in Digital/Vinyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      word?
      a 1500 dollar peice of equipment is definately better than a 150+ records for the amatuer dj...
      final scratch pro is only realy good for dj's who also produce their own tracks. Especialy considering that techo apparently does not exist on the internet, only electro-pop and trance misrepresenting itself.

    2. Re:For those intrested in Digital/Vinyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah Ritchie Hawtin uses this program with his newest set up. He is Plasticman, for those that don't what is up :/

    3. Re:For those intrested in Digital/Vinyl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you really knew what was up, you'd know that it's Plastikman, not Plasticman.
      Richie's been using FinalScratch for a long time now - and so have a number of other prolific DJs.

  47. New slashdot low? by MisterBlister · · Score: 2
    Heh. Nice Hoax!

    I love the part where he draws out all these superficially fancy-looking diagrams modelling 3d space but he doesn't bother to even use a compass for his angle drawing/measurements so his record looks like it was drawn by a 3 year old...

    1. Re:New slashdot low? by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you know everything...

      It's much easier to be cynical, but I've always thought a cynic who was proven wrong looks even more stupid than a gullible fool who is proven wrong.

  48. optical network p2p by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just tape whatever vinyl you want to share in your windows (ahem... the glass covered hole in the wall) and let your neighbors take a photo of it and upload it to the pc - however it might make balance control tough if they are not at a 90 degree angle to your window

  49. A way to remove the noise. by sterno · · Score: 2

    The best way to remove the noise is to not ADD THE NOISE when you produce your hoax! :). Very clever but this is a big steaming pile of it!

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    1. Re:A way to remove the noise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God damn echo.... when you read 20 posts that say the same thing you dont need to make it 21.

  50. How about the opposite? by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 2
    Take mp3 files, generate a 3D polygonal representation of a record, then do a physics simulation with a virtual needle, also made up of 3D polygons. Take the vibrations of the needle and simulate the conversion from kinetic to analog electrical energy. Then digitize the electrical signal and play it out the sound card. Then you could just swap mp3D files on your P2P net of choice...

    obDMCA: rot13 the poly data and call the FBI when the RIAA circumvents it...

    1. Re:How about the opposite? by esper_child · · Score: 1

      You know, that might not be as hard as you think. Just imagine a revine and build a really long 3d map from it. You have your 3d record, the rest would lie in a physics model that could be integrated into the player of such a file. Not really sure about how big the source file would be though to make this happen but it would be interesting. Stereo sound wouldn't even be a problem. you just need a set of 3 coordinates and you string them based upon changes along the tracking. Infact you could use the needle on a turntable to generate your coordinates for you. However that is the limiation of my knowlage of how records work. More information could lead to having a working system fairly quickly.

  51. Next song to be scanned: by Garion911 · · Score: 1

    Too much time on my hands - Styx

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  52. Line In by glubbs · · Score: 1

    Doesn't it make more sense to just set your equipment up so that the output from the record player goes to the input of the soundcard? Record away...

    1. Re:Line In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of turntables don't output line level. You'd have to use a phono preamp between the tt and the soundcard.

  53. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you buy a digital reader if the reason you buy vinyl is because it's fucking analog.

    I want to listen to full waves, not stuttered bits of waves.

    1. Re:Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who said it was digital? Laser != digital.

    2. Re:Why? by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Becaues a laser turntable is not a digital reader.

    3. Re:Why? by adam+arndt · · Score: 1

      elpj.com's Laser Turntable, "Investment" link :
      "Pure Analog Sound :
      The Laser Turntable does not digitize the signal at any point in the reproduction."

      Analogue audio meets the 80's!
      adam

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  54. If it's noisy, why bother? by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    Granted, there are some old farts who can't let go of the "hiss-pop" of vinyl, but come on. If the process creates a noisy track, who in their right mind would do it? Even the old school vinyl crowd would frown on it if the noise is overpowering.

    There's a reason why vinyl was discontinued, folks. Because it just plain old sucks. Too easy to fuck the records up, and there's no "disc doctor" style product to fix that without losing the original etching on the record. Hell with that.

    And to the person who submitted this article: Why the hell would you instal KaZaA? Don't you know KaZaA is loaded with Spyware? Or do you like having stuff installed without your knowledge?

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    1. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by elveu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      dude you know that some record companys still produce vinyl (aside from the techno stuff) beceause it has a warmer sound and a frequency renge better for most types of music. and for people who actually look after their stuff vinyl is fine. oh and i resent being called an old fart, i'm sure i'm younger then you and finally this guy might use kazaa lite

    2. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ack! I've been through this before.

      The same warmer sound can be reproduced with an EQ curve.

      The frequency range of CD includes all known audible sounds.

      If you believe you can sense sound outside this frequency range, I believe the meduim that told me I was speaking to a ghost through her.

      The S/N ratio and dynamic range of a record is below that of a CD after being played more than a very few times. Not to mention the poor S/N ratio on the used record can be simulated with a lower bit-rate encoding than a CD. Blech.

      Therefore, a CD is more compact, and is 100% as good as a record that you want to play more than once or twice.

    3. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine, you stick to your harsh, mechanical CDs, and I'll stick to my LPs that actually bring music to life.

      BTW: Maybe CD wouldn't suck if they didn't need to put a 1000 dB/octave filter just to get something resembling the theoretically correct output.

    4. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by van+der+Rohe · · Score: 1

      "There's a reason why vinyl was discontinued, folks."

      Vinyl wasn't discontinued. It's just not the dominant medium anymore. There are plenty of labels that still make vinyl, particularly in the dance music genres.

    5. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by RichardX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Quoteth: "And to the person who submitted this article: Why the hell would you instal KaZaA? Don't you know KaZaA is loaded with Spyware? Or do you like having stuff installed without your knowledge?"

      I use Kazaa without spyware. It's great - biggst filesharing network I've found (I have problems with WinMX). For the spyware-free Kazaa, see www.kazaalite.com

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    6. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Rohe writes:
      There are plenty of labels that still make vinyl, particularly in the dance music genres.
      Translation:
      Niggers like to put vinyl on a turntable and fuck it up by scratching the needle on it.
    7. Re:If it's noisy, why bother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "warmer" sound is added when it's amplified, because vinyl can't handle low frequencies properly. You can do this with any type of recording technology. The cool thing about vinyl is/was the cover art, but it's hardly worth the problems.

  55. Cracks and Pops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whenever I try ripping a vinyl, I always get HORRIBLE cracking and popping.

    How do you get around that? Don't tell me digital editing either, because that doesn't work too well.

    I'm interested in ripping more vinyl's, but I cannot find any decent tutorials anywhere.

    1. Re:Cracks and Pops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clean your records. Wet vinyl vacuums are by far the best--they get rid of pretty much all dirt. Dirt is responsible for most noise and skipping. Scratches are rarer and can be filtered out. But if the record skips after cleaning, there is not much that can be done.

    2. Re:Cracks and Pops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One brand of record vacuum is called "Nitty Gritty". They start at around $220. Look on the web.

    3. Re:Cracks and Pops by nervous_twitch · · Score: 1
      I get cracks and pops when I rip vinyl too.

      Oh, you meant records? Sorry, I was thinking of my couch...

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  56. Aside from the hoax debates... by Lordfly · · Score: 1

    ...is it even technically possible? Assuming you had a VERY high-resolution scanner AND the mad coding skillz needed to decode the information, is it feasible to get music from the scanned in record grooves? Pardon my ignorance, as always.

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    1. Re:Aside from the hoax debates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it is possible, anything is. The problem is that records exist in 3D space, and scanners only scan 2D.

    2. Re:Aside from the hoax debates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I would think if your 2-D were at a fine enough level of detail you would be ok. Deeper cuts in the vinyl also means wider grooves. Look at a vinyl track of something like the 1812 overture and you can actually see this with the naked ear (assuming you see well close-up)

      It would NOT be a simple hack, I would say it is about the same as trying to develop software to drive a car (except that it would not have to be in real time)

    3. Re:Aside from the hoax debates... by yuri+benjamin · · Score: 1

      ...is it even technically possible?

      Theoretically, yes.
      Except you'd need some optical recognition in the order of handwriting recognition.

      Still, it's a fun story if you take it with a pinch of salt. I nearly fell for it myself.

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  57. The hell with karma, this has got to be said by setzman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do the /. editors actually read /. or know how to use a spell checker? I really don't think so...

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    1. Re:The hell with karma, this has got to be said by bratgrrl · · Score: 1
      they definately don't.


      Hint for the spelling impaired, it's definitely.
      "Use Linux! it makes your smart!"

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    2. Re:The hell with karma, this has got to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >"Use Linux! it makes your smart!"

      YUO == RIIT!

    3. Re:The hell with karma, this has got to be said by bratgrrl · · Score: 1

      That is hilarious! best thing that ever came out of Slashdot.

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  58. And the RIAA war machine has a new target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scanner manufacturers beware!

    1. Re:And the RIAA war machine has a new target by saskboy · · Score: 1

      Hey man, see my much funnier joke earlier, on the same point. ;-)

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  59. oh boy now you've done it... by tcc · · Score: 2

    agfa, HP, epson, canon, beware...

    your scanner now is officially a copyright circumventing device, please upgrade firmware to prevent illegal vinyl scanning or else we will use the DCMA to it's full extent :)

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    1. Re:oh boy now you've done it... by dvdeug · · Score: 2

      your scanner now is officially a copyright circumventing device,

      Your scanner was already a copyright circumventing device; how do you think all those bootleg books get on the web? Not all copyright is sound, you know.

    2. Re:oh boy now you've done it... by arkane1234 · · Score: 1

      I just thought some guy sat there and typed them all out, one by one...

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  60. This has got to be a hoax: by xagon7 · · Score: 1

    Because:

    The "schematics" and diagrams make NO sense, except for perhaps the "sampling" of the bottom.

    The algorithm for tracking a groove would be extremly complicated, and probably record specific, depending upon what material is used.

    As the tracks get closer, the speed at which the sound is sampled is a greater amount of material over time (unlike in a CD player where the laser goes inside out and the disk speed is varied vie the stepper motor)

    How can you tell what frequency to baseline anythign off of?

    I doubt there us sufficient resolution by ANY commercial scanner to be able to pick up enough variances in each groove to be able to produce the "good music overlayed with noise" sounds.

    I sincerly hope I am completly incorrect, as I am intrigued by the idea, but I simply can't logically deduce that such a thing has been performed by the author.

  61. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have me convinced. Now I will switch to Windows.

  62. Warning: by di0s · · Score: 1

    Before you "rip" another record, you should know you may be violating sections of the lesser known AMCA (Analog Millenium Copyright Act)...

    Look out, here comes Rosen & Co.

  63. I hate to say it. by AnalogBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

    But if they would just pass the headline through MS Word once, 95% of the bitching on slashdot would be either silenced or replaced with bitching about using MS Word to check the spelling of the headline. :)

    1. Re:I hate to say it. by Shelrem · · Score: 1

      Or, if they didn't want to be total hypocrites, they could just use ispell.

      ben.c

    2. Re:I hate to say it. by nickclarke · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Word! Have you not seen the state of their grammar checker, it's much worse than slashdot's - it told me audios was a word!

    3. Re:I hate to say it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Audios is a word. It's the plural form of audio. Check a dictionary.

  64. Why this is nonsense. by td · · Score: 2, Informative

    A vinyl LP is 12 inches in diameter, and has a label area in the middle that's about 4 inches in diameter. So the area containing the spiral groove is about 4 inches wide. That's about 10 centimeters. An LP side typically has a little more than 20 minutes of music on it. It rotates at 33 1/3 RPM, so the groove spirals around roughly 667 times. So the width of the groove is roughly .01/667 meters, which is 150 microns. The signal (on a monaural record, stereo is more complicated!) is recorded by wiggling the groove from side to side in that 150 micron space. To reproduce a signal whose dynamic range is 90 dB, the smallest excursions have to be roughly 1/30000 of the maximum amplitude. 150/30000 microns is 5 nanometers.

    Think your scanner has that much resolution? Guess again -- 1200 dpi is roughly 21 microns, off by a factor of 100.

    Note that 5 nanometers is way smaller than the wavelength of visible light (roughly 750 to 350 nm), so those laser turntables everyone is talking about don't work very well either, unless they've got x-ray lasers in them.

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    1. Re:Why this is nonsense. by td · · Score: 1

      Uh. It's much more than a factor of 100 off. It's more like a factor of 4200. I divided the wrong two numbers when I wrote that.

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    2. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought your explanation was insightful and well thought out. Ignore the AC critics!

    3. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah I know nothing about records but I would be very surprised if the manufacturing techniques are sophisticated enough to allow them to control features on the vinyl down to 5nm... that would be pretty crazy!

      Are you sure about these numbers?

    4. Re:Why this is nonsense. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      To reproduce a signal whose dynamic range is 90 dB, the smallest excursions have to be roughly 1/30000 of the maximum amplitude.

      90dB? You're talking CD-quality there. I seriously doubt any vinyl record has 90dB of dynamic range. (That is, any 33.3 rpm record; a 78 might be able to do it, if anyone were still making 78s today.)

      Guess again -- 1200 dpi is roughly 21 microns, off by a factor of 100.

      Then that should still leave enough resolution to capture about (90 - 40 =) 50dB of range (that is, assuming this isn't all a big hoax, but the scanner resolution isn't the reason).

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    5. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Matchstick · · Score: 1
      That's about 10 centimeters. [...] the groove spirals around roughly 667 times. So the width of the groove is roughly .01/667 meters,
      10 centimeters is 0.1m, not 0.01m, and your dynamic range figure is way out of whack. Even though you're just trying to do a back-of-the-envelope calculation, being vague with a log-scale value is going to throw you off by orders of magnitude.

      What kills me is that you had a reasonable error check with your 5nm figure, but instead of applying common sense you inferred that an existing piece of equipment wasn't technically feasible!

    6. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      I think you're off somewhere... Let's try working the math a different, simpler way.

      In the inner track, we have 4 inches * PI = about 12 inches. 33 1/3 RPM = 0.5 RPS, or about 6 inches of record per second. 20,000 cycles per second frequency = 20,000 grooves every 6 inches of record or around 3,000 grooves per inch. Based on that, it's still beyond a 1200 dpi scanner, but it's not the insane tolerances you're speaking of, either.

      Now, that's for 20,000 Hz. The question is whether a 1200 dpi scanner could pick up enough data to get a very low quality signal.

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    7. Re:Why this is nonsense. by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      90dB is a bit of a stretch, but not necessarily that much.

      Excellent quality vinyl, when played on top quality equipment, can have a noise floor of -85dB or so. Yeah, I know Bels are log, but that's still pretty impressive! Also, much better than most people realise.

      More typically however, vinyl has a noise floor of -70 or -75dB.

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    8. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of couurse you would.

      Dumbass.

    9. Re:Why this is nonsense. by sunspot42 · · Score: 2

      >To reproduce a signal whose dynamic range
      >is 90 dB, the smallest excursions have to
      >be roughly 1/30000 of the maximum amplitude.

      That may well be the case, but the vinyl LP tops out at about 60db of dynamic range. And that's with an audiophile virgin vinyl pressing produced on the finest equipment. 40-50db of dynamic range is the best you'll get from most discs & equipment, and even then not at all frequencies. When it comes to consumer audio, only the digital formats - DAT, MiniDisc, CD & its offspring - can deliver 90db of dynamic range. Although I suppose VHS Hi-Fi and quality cassette decks with Dolby S can come pretty close.

      >the width of the groove is roughly .01/667
      >meters, which is 150 microns.

      This page, which purports to be the text of an RIAA bulletin from 1963, lists all the standards for phonograph records. According to it, the grooves of a stereo record are at a minimum .001" wide, which I believe is 25 microns. Of course, they can be much wider than the minimum - and in fact, have to be, if you want to reproduce loud, low bass.

      For comparison, CD "grooves" (tracks, really) are 1.6 microns wide, according to this page.

      Each pit is approximately .5 micron wide. DVD tracks and pits are roughly half as wide as CD's (and the pits are much shorter). So clearly lasers wouldn't have any trouble seeing into the groove of a vinyl record, but I'm not sure how the laser turntables are picking out details smaller than about .1 micron. Perhaps the extraordinary cost of the laser turntable units - about $10,000/ea. and up - confirms it's not easy to read a record using light! Could they be using UV lasers or some other esoteric technical tricks?

      Whatever they're doing, they got a great review.

      I agree though that there's no way a home scanner could suck enough detail off a stereo record to reproduce much of anything. 1200dpi isn't even close to what you'd need.

    10. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reading from grooves with a laser isn't as difficult as it sounds.
      Imagine you have a V shaped piece of wood. One length of the V is very short and fixed to a pivot. The other is very long, and varies a voltage depending on its position.
      At the apex of the V, is a magic needle which tracks one dimension of a groove (left, right or centre). Any movement of the needle will produce a large movement on the long end of the V.
      Now swap the V for a laser beam (colour doesn't matter at all). Provided the source is closer to the groove than the pickup, an amplification of the analog movement of the groove will result.
      The method of converting where the beam falls on the pickup into a varying voltage would be the difficult (expensive) bit.

      Wish I'd thought of it so I could patent it. I still can't get my antigravity machine to lift my car more than 3km high without heading west, so how could I possibly patent that? 8-)

    11. Re:Why this is nonsense. by sunspot42 · · Score: 2

      >Excellent quality vinyl, when played on top quality
      >equipment, can have a noise floor of -85dB or so.

      Impossible. No vinyl has a -85dB noise floor. The grinding of the stylus against the groove walls alone limits you to around -75dB. Add in all the harmonics, dirt, electronic noise, rumble and other factors, and you're at around -70 to -65dB, tops, on the finest equipment with the finest virgin vinyl. Only the touchless laser turntables could hope for an -85dB noise floor (and even they don't claim it).

      And of course, if you want to record more than about 6 minutes of audio with any kind of low bass content on a 12" disc, you're going to have to compress the dynamic range even further in order to get it to fit. The best 12" singles used in nightclubs have about 60dB of dynamic range, which is as good as it gets for vinyl in practical use. (Unless you resort to non-standard encoding. I think albums recorded with dbx were released in the late '70s or early '80s, for example. Those probably could get you 60 or 70dB of dynamic range on an album-length recording, but you'd need a special decoder, and you'd have to put up with the weird dbx artifacts.)

    12. Re:Why this is nonsense. by alizard · · Score: 2
      http://www.tanker.se/lidstrom/riaa.htm.

      High frequencies (treble) are boosted and bass (low frequences) are cut during the recording process.

      Treble is boosted 19.95 DB (by a factor of about 100x) at 20KHz during the recording process. The laser turntables are NOT trying to pick out submicron details.

    13. Re:Why this is nonsense. by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      Note that 5 nanometers is way smaller than the wavelength of visible light (roughly 750 to 350 nm), so those laser turntables everyone is talking about don't work very well either, unless they've got x-ray lasers in them.

      Ha! Mine does have an x-ray laser. Not only do I not have to take the records out of their sleeve--avoiding dust and scratches--I can also listen to whatever music the guy downstairs has on his turntable.

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    14. Re:Why this is nonsense. by td · · Score: 2

      .01/667 was a typo for .1/667. If all the people taking me to task for not checking my calculations had checked for themselves, they would have seen that.

      I used the 90db figure because audiophiles still claim that vinyl sounds better than CDs, for which the available dynamic range is rougly 96 dB. If I'd used 70 dB (the figure bandied about here) instead, the feature size would be 50 nm and the conclusion would be no different.

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    15. Re:Why this is nonsense. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Excellent quality vinyl, when played on top quality equipment, can have a noise floor of -85dB or so.

      But noise floor does not necessarily equal dynamic range.

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    16. Re:Why this is nonsense. by sunspot42 · · Score: 2

      D'oh! That's a great point! Somebody mod that post up! I completely forgot about the RIAA curve, which was designed to get around vinyl's outrageous high-frequency noise problems. So instead of 60dB of dynamic range, tops, from roughly 7,000Hz on up you're dealing with no more than 50dB, falling to 40dB at the far high end. And of course, that's with audiophile vinyl. With most commercial stuff, lop another 10-30dB off of those figures.

      I'd love to know just how fine the resolution of the laser turntables actually becomes. In theory, you could pick out sub-micron detail, since DVD players can do so with their lasers. However, CD/DVD uses the polycarbonate layer to help focus the laser. Vinyl doesn't offer that advantage, nor is it reflective like the aluminum coating of a CD. I'm sure that helps to account for the $10,000 price of a laser turntable.

    17. Re:Why this is nonsense. by alizard · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think that most of the $10K cost is simply that it's a low-volume product. How much would a CD player cost if it were essentially built by hand from discrete components in batches of 10 instead of 10K or 100K? Or a HD?

  65. cat Re:I hate to say it. | sed s/headline/story/g by AnalogBoy · · Score: 1

    I'm tired. s/headline/story/g

  66. Since when.... by dcigary · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...does an interplotation of images to sound produce regular friction noise? (The background noise that has a regular beat to it).

    C'mon. There's lots of filters out there that will introduce these types of effects into a sound file.

    Hoax.

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    1. Re:Since when.... by Little+Joey · · Score: 1

      I thought about this too, but thought it could be due to the angle at which the light hits the grooves. if the grooves are parallel or perpendicular to the light source could this change their reflectivity and therefore put a cast into the sound? Then again i don't know what regular friction noise sounds like as I am from the younger generation and have never used a record (but just might dig one out to throw on my scanner if the source is ever released!) Just a random thought..

    2. Re:Since when.... by jmv · · Score: 2

      Actually, because of the low resolution and the fact that the recordings are pre-emphasized, I'd expect to hear severe aliasing in the resulting audio. I vote "hoax" too...

    3. Re:Since when.... by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      The interpolation of images does often produce a regular "beat". This would be the result of moray patterns (not sure on that spelling).

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    4. Re:Since when.... by plover · · Score: 2
      He described rotating the disc four times in order to see the reflections adequately when he scanned it. He then stitched those four images together.

      This implies that the image reflected by the groove is not constant, even along one of those four pictures. So he got different "types" of pixels at different points on the groove. We can assume that some of those types would obscure the audio signal.

      I would expect to hear a very regular rise/fall of interference over a period of 4 images : 33 1/3 RPM, (33 1/3 RPM == 1.8 seconds per revolution, yielding a period of .45 seconds or about 2Hz.)

      There is probably another period at the edges of the stitch transitions (90 degrees out of phase with the "good" scans) where the increasingly bad groove images of one scan would start to be dithered to match with the decreasingly bad groove images of the next. The combined static beats would oscillate both before and after the .45 second dithering hump.

      Strangely enough, when I listened to it again after writing the above, I hear the static rise and fall with about a half-second period. And the rising static has its own internal rise/fall beat, which may be those transitions around the stitching.

      Either he chose his static quite cleverly, or he accomplished what he set out to accomplish. I would not be quick to judge him a fraud.

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  67. looks possible by alizard · · Score: 5, Informative
    These numbers are EXTREMELY approximate, I just wanted to see if his claims are possible. They are.

    Standard rotational speed = 33 1/3 RPM

    12" record

    Circumference = pi * D

    33.3RPM /60 ~ 0.5 R/second

    12" * pi ~ 37" circumference.

    0.5 * 37" = 18.5"

    18.5 * 600dpi = 11,100 samples per inch, which gives a Nyquist limit of 5550Hz... a 2400 dpi or better might actually give full audio bandwidth, though in this case, the higher the better, since the area available for sampling decreases towards the center of the record, and for really high fidelity sound, more than 2 samples at 20K are necessary.

    His model for how the record was encoded is *wrong*. The RIAA method of stereo modulation (back when they were mostly a standards organization) places the amplitude information on each wall of the V-shaped groove. It is intended to be picked up with a stylus connected to a something in the form of an Y , with channel information picked up by coil or magnet or other means attached to each upper leg of the Y.

    Fixing his model should result in drastically improved performance if he's extracting stereo information. Cleaning the record would also help a lot.

    His project actually *is* worth doing. An optimized algorithm should allow anyone or a museum with a good scanner to turn his vinyl (SPELLED CORRECTLY) collection into decent quality Red Book or MP3 tracks without any further damage to the records. The basic problem is to linearize the relationship between 16-24 bit gray scale information of reflected light and the depth modulation in each groove.

    The suggestion of using software to extract 3D information from the grooves posted elsewhere is a good idea, but this is a good start.

    Cool hack.

    1. Re:looks possible by Error-404NotFound · · Score: 0

      Or use a program to convert the different colors into a 3D model...

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    2. Re:looks possible by swordgeek · · Score: 2

      For someone to go through this much effort without finding out exactly how the grooves are cut in the first place left me scratching my head too. There's quite a potential for collecting music from records here.

      On the other hand, it's been done by others. There's an extremely expensive turntable that uses a reflective laser pickup instead of a stylus/cartidge to read the record. Great for museums. There have also been interesting SF stories about similar ideas in the past.

      However, an entire record read with a common scanner? Cool! Even better, it's conceivable that image manipulation could repair certain defects in records far better than audio filters (analog or digital).

      Neat!

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    3. Re:looks possible by Dagmar+d'Surreal · · Score: 3, Funny

      I hate to LART someone I don't know, but...

      This poster has no clue whatsoever. They are either incredibly high, making a joke that simply isn't funny, or incredibly stupid.

      Very possibly more than one of the above factors is at work here. ...and the people who foolishly moderated this as INFORMATIVE are almost assuredly being affected by at least two of the above factors.

      Factual information to back up my claims, in simple and easy to understand words:

      Needle grooves are not just squiggly lines like waveforms in your copy of WinRecord. The groove itself is going to be v-shaped, and can swing the needle both inboard and outboard, as well as rotate it slightly. Even a 2400 dpi scanner is not going to be sufficient to read that kind of subtlety... and let's not forget the other two factors here... the vinyl is both SHINY and BLACK.
      When was the last time you tried to scan the cover of a black vinyl three-ring binder? Could you see the naugahyde (sp?) pattern in the scanned result?

      Pffft.

      Step _away_ from the bong, people.

    4. Re:looks possible by femto · · Score: 2, Informative
      I wonder if the sample rate could be increased by interleaved sampling?

      To do this, one might scan the record multiple times at 600dpi. The information from the multiple images could be combined to interpolate the missing samples. Same priciple as 'interleave' mode on an oscilloscope. I guess it might also be necessary to deconvolute the image with the impulse response of the scanner.

    5. Re:looks possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You don't need "subtlety" to get something audible--just about any variation corresponding to the audio signal put through just about any nonlinearity will give you something recognizable (most people who have seriously developed audio software know this from experience). His scans clearly show variation, and as the previous poster showed, that variation is roughly of the right spatial frequency to correspond to a meaningful audio signal.

      I think the site is a hoax nonetheless: the audio doesn't sound right given what it is supposed to have gone through, and the tracking problem would be tricky, too. But if anybody were to spend the time, they should be able to get something audible and recognizable.

    6. Re:looks possible by ez76 · · Score: 1
      Needle grooves are not just squiggly lines like waveforms in your copy of WinRecord. The groove itself is going to be v-shaped, and can swing the needle both inboard and outboard, as well as rotate it slightly.
      I don't understand how this rules out the recovery of some audio signal with his method.

      Viewed from above, you can visually follow the curve of the hillside of a richly textured canyon, even if you can't make out the exact topographical (altitude) changes.
    7. Re:looks possible by alizard · · Score: 2
      Thank you for your explanation of why laser turntables are impossible.

      The factors you describe apply to them, too, unless you'd like to explain to us how a laser beam can get information (polarization aside, which doesn't apply here) extracted from any sort of torsion component which you allege is deliberately applied to the recording head in the course of the original recording.

      Of course, you haven't quite accounted for the fact that the real high-end turntables tend to be laser based and that serious and rich audiophiles buy them. Perhaps their ears aren't quite as good as yours.

    8. Re:looks possible by LichP · · Score: 1

      Of course, you haven't quite accounted for the fact that the real high-end turntables tend to be laser based and that serious and rich audiophiles buy them. Perhaps their ears aren't quite as good as yours.

      Yeah, but 'audiophiles' sometimes have more money than sense - you have to question spending hundreds of pounds/dollars/whatever on super-duper interconnects which are still, at the end of the day, unbalanced :-)

      That aside, I have serious questions about both scanning and laser systems. In laser systems, how do you get round the problem of heat? Lasers are going to make records at least slightly hot, even if the beam is focused on a paticular area only for a very short time. To be honest, I'd be far more dubious about the effects of heat damage than the effects of physical needle damage if I were considering buying an optical deck.

      Also, how do laser decks deal with tracking? Particularly given all the mess that can go wrong with vinyl, such as scratches, dents, warping (major issue for any pick-up system - I once tried to play a record that was so warped that the cart launched itself into the air at the crest of the warp :-) ), and more subtle problems such as pressing misalignment, which causes a lot of lateral movement of the cart which results in audible warble (*very* annoying)

      These problems are all going to be far worse on any kind of scanning system, cos you're going to have to design the data extraction algorithms to compensate for all these problems. Mis-pressed vinyl should be fairly straightforward, just recalculate a new centre referrence point, but warping is going to be a massive problem, as this shifts the groove around in all kinds of weird directions, and is going to make the actual scanning a bit of a pain.

      Presumably laser pickups have got round the warping issue, which may give helping clues to any kind of scanning system. That may help the scanning system algorithms discern the actual groove, but getting any information out of them, well that's another kettle of fish altogether.

    9. Re:looks possible by radish · · Score: 2


      I'm not going to get (too) involved in this one because I'm no expert (just a DJ ma'am). However, I see there being a big difference between running a laser mounted on some kind of tracking head over the record and scanning it with a white lamp and CCD. The laser head could easily have 2 beams, one for each side of the V shaped groove (remember the data is encoded in the diagonals). It could then distinguish the returns from each. On the other hand, the scanner is fixed to simply shine incoherent light straight up at the groove, and image what comes back on a (relatively) low res CCD.

      Like I say I'm no expert, but just because you can't scan vinyl with a flatbed (at least I don't believe you can) doesn't seem to me to preclude use of lasers (which do really work, I've heard them).

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    10. Re:looks possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Combine this with a CPEN and you've got an awesome digital capture device hack...

    11. Re:looks possible by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      I don't think the problem is Nyquist. The big problem is how many dots represent the amplitude... From the image it looks like about 5 or 10. That corresponds to around 4 bits resolution... not exactly 'HiFi'.

      Perhaps a little more if he can process the shading (a sort of inverse smoothing); but I doubt he'd ever get more than 8 bits resolution. This compares rather unfavourably with CD quality (around 16 bits), or even mp3!

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    12. Re:looks possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In laser systems, how do you get round the problem of heat? Lasers are going to make records at least slightly hot go get a laser pointer... shine it on your hand for a week... let me know when it get's hot... Try to at least know what you are talking about....

      I once tried to play a record that was so warped that the cart launched itself into the air at the crest of the warp
      Yuo have your tracking weight wrong... and finally a linear tracking turntable does fin and has cince 1978.... I think they figured that out already with silly things like manufacturing specifications.

      Yeah, but 'audiophiles' sometimes have more money than sense

      this is actually the rule... they are more often than not pretty damned stupid people with alot of money.. audiophile = stupid... remember that.

    13. Re:looks possible by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1, Flamebait


      Huh?

      If you want to turn a vinyl collection into MP3 tracks, why not just use a turntable like the rest of the world?

      This seems like an awful lot of fuss to go through.

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    14. Re:looks possible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The thing with signal processing is that if you don't care about quality (and this guy certainly didn't get any high quality audio extrated this way), it is sufficient to be able to basically see any kind of variation, however subtle, without specific knowledge of how the variation is encoded, to be able to reproduce some kind of signal that has some similarity to the original.

    15. Re:looks possible by alizard · · Score: 2
      You really shouldn't have gotten Flamebait for this. It's a good question.

      Let's say you have a collection of irreplaceable LPs and you'd like to archive them in a reasonable length of time. Would you rather play them back one at a time or scan them on an optical scanner?

    16. Re:looks possible by alizard · · Score: 2

      Your comment with respect to heat and dual beams is reasonable. I've never had occasion to take apart a laser turntable or look up the patents, if you're interested, go to the USPTO site at http://www.uspto.gov , go to the Patent search database, use laser AND turntable as search terms. I'm wondering if 2400 dpi would work best deriving horizontal position of the variation from center of a groove (L-R) or if it's best (or possible) to derive amplitude info from each side of a groove.

    17. Re:looks possible by alizard · · Score: 2

      Depends on how he got to gray scale, it could be as bad as 8. But with respect to amplitude modulation, every dot potentially represents the full dynamic range of the scanner... 3 12 bit channels even on a cheapo... how to make that resolution useful? I think that's for the next generation of experimentation.

    18. Re:looks possible by LichP · · Score: 1

      go get a laser pointer... shine it on your hand for a week... let me know when it get's hot... Try to at least know what you are talking about....

      Well I do know that an hour-long CD that has just been played through is at least a bit warmer when it comes out of a CD player than when it went in, and CDs are designed to use reflected laser light as a means of pickup. Vinyl is not designed as such, and hence potential heating problems are a valid concern. Obviously since laser vinyl systems exist, the problem has been satisfactorily got round, but I personally would want to know the potential side effects if I were ever to invest in such a system.

      Yuo have your tracking weight wrong... and finally a linear tracking turntable does fin and has cince 1978.... I think they figured that out already with silly things like manufacturing specifications.

      Don't be so patronising, I do know how to set up a deck. I'm a friggin DJ for heavens sake, and if anything I keep the weight biased towards the cart for the very purpose of keeping the needle in the groove, cos when scratching to queue the track you really don't want the needle to jump all over the place. Yes, that will wear the vinyl more quickly, but the vinyl I use is pressed for that purpose and can stand up to the abuse.

      In this particular instance the record in question was so warped that the crest of the warp was fully half-an-inch above the platter at least, which took the cart way higher than it should ever go in normal circumstances. It had been stored at an angle with a large quantity of CDs piled on top, which is what caused it to warp so bad in the first place. I'm just glad the record wasn't mine :-) (and no, it wasn't me who stored it badly either).

    19. Re:looks possible by WolfWithoutAClause · · Score: 2
      My gut feel is that he might get 32 levels if he's very lucky, peak-peak. I don't think it matters how many bits the scanner resolves to, the spatial accuracy is what matters.

      The accuracy of the scanners head is what counts, and that isn't going to be good enough for what he wants to do, he needs a much higher resolution scanner.

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  68. I wish it were real... by Error-404NotFound · · Score: 0

    I think this is a REALLY cool thing... IF it is real. Creator: Release the binary, show us a demo, anything to prove this is true... i'm kinda doubting it.

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  69. Finally! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, someone has the balls to stand up for what's right! For too long this horrible affront to spelling and grammar has gone on, unnoticed by countless Slashdot readers!

    Thank you, Setzman! Thank you for standing up, karma be damned, for your ideals! It's a shame that no one has ever called them on their spelling and grammar before this!

    b.c

  70. Re:Hi MasterCard by pingman12 · · Score: 1

    Amen, brother man.

    That's great!

  71. Re:Windows is better for this by spd_rcr · · Score: 1

    what a great troll - and i suppose you're also a visual basic "programmer" - two years eh, that makes you seriously 31337 and old school to - i bet i have dust mites with more computer experience

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  72. Reasons for posting anonymously.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know this is a fake. Don't get excited about it. :)

  73. Or... by Wonko+the+Sane+42 · · Score: 2

    My turntables are piped straight in to my studios master mixer, so instead of getting a crappy signal based on an imperfect scan, I can just record the track and use one of about a hundred different pieces of software to denoise the track, though most of my stuff is pretty new and has very little noise anyway. Yeah... great.

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  74. Not to be outdone... by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    Turntablists have started gluing little handles to the sensor arrays of ordinary flatbed scanners. This could be the biggest new thing since the waa-waa pedal.

  75. Why this comment is nonsense. by Shelrem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whoever modded this up needs to use some common sense. A record groove that's precise to under 5 nanometers? Sorry, that right there should tell you that this is lacking somewhere. Perhaps some people don't understand that the needle on your record will NOT, no mater how good it is, pick up vibrations caused by a few nanometers of change because that is literally just a handful of atoms!

    Now, where the analysis is wrong is a tougher question for me. I'm guessing, however, that it has something to do with the fact that the author assumes that the info isn't encoded on a logarithmic scale. You do, after all, have to have a very special amp to use a phonograph.

    b.c

    1. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got to agree. 90dB = 1/30000 of the largest amplitude? I don't think that there is a one-to-one correspondance between voltage and logarithmic ratios of sound pressure levels.

    2. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by AJWM · · Score: 2

      There's also no way that a vinyl LP has anything like a 90dB dynamic range. More like low-to-mid 50s, maybe approaching 60dB with a virgin pressing on high-quality vinyl. That's a factor of 1000 to 10,000 right there -- bringing the lower limit into the 5 micron range.

      Furthermore, the spacing between grooves (or rather, successive revolutions on the same spiral groove, to be pedantic) isn't uniform. The grooves are spaced closer together during quiet portions, and further apart during loud parts, to give more space to larger-amplitude waves. (The second photo in the article gives a great example of this.)

      This can cause problems with really loud recordings. I know of at least one recording of Tchaikovsky's "1812 Overture" (the one with the cannons) that came with a warning about setting the tracking force appropriately lest the wild excursions during the finale cause the needle to jump the track. (It also had a warning about making sure your speakers had overload protection.)

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    3. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Records never had 90 db of range, that's the first place he's off...

      And you don't need such a special amp, most any reciever built up until about 10 years ago should have a phono input. Take the record out from the reciever to your soundcard. C'mon guys, it's not hard.

      If you want to rip records, there's a program called gramofile (I'll leave the googling to you) that is intended for ripping entire album sides. It will do track splitting and has a bunch of filters you can apply to help reduce pops/clicks/etc. Works as advertized, I use it all the time.

    4. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by sudotcsh · · Score: 1
      ...pick up vibrations caused by a few nanometers of change because that is literally just a handful of atoms!


      Actually, a handful of atoms measures out to be a whole lot more than a few nanometers.


      But who am I to pick internits?

    5. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by pheonix · · Score: 2

      A very special amp? Are you on crack? Try making a cone out of a piece of paper, taping a needle to it, and placing said needle in the groove on an LP (preferably one you don't want anymore). You get music, although it is both tinny and quiet. I don't know how my "special" paper amp was able to decode those nifty logarithms, but damn, that paper rocks...

    6. Re:Why this comment is nonsense. by td · · Score: 2

      30000 is roughly the square root of 10^9 (the factor that 90 dB refers to.) The square root is because signal power varies as the square of signal amplitude.

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  76. I can't wait for the Evil RIAA to outlaw scanners! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait for the Evil RIAA to outlaw scanners!!

  77. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    visual basic is the best. you can create excellent programs in no time at all. the most 1337 programmers use it all the time. use it, and you will see how 1337 it is.

  78. Now if there was a way to scan in a 8-track tape?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now if there was a way to scan in a 8-track tape??

  79. show me the code by wadiwood · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps this guy could put the code on floppy disk, photocopy it and fax it in.

    Or scan the floppy the same way as he scanned the LPs and email the jpg.

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    1. Re:show me the code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a bird! It's a plane! It's... uh... a picture of a floppy disk?

  80. I think it's time to take an official poll. by dbabb · · Score: 1

    It's time to call for an official Slashdot poll! Is this article a: hoax bad *ss hack microcosmic example of corporate hype

  81. Tyranny by Kylow · · Score: 1

    The RIAA is already all over this guy.

  82. Finally a quick way to rip my parent's records.... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 1
    ....but my scanner has fingerprints and smears on the glass.

    Would cleaning it be a DMCA violation? :)

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  83. Vinile-Vinyl, great, how about fixing "it's"? by gojomo · · Score: 1

    OK, looks like the "vinile" misspelling was silently fixed. Now how about changing "it's" to the proper "its"?

    1. Re:Vinile-Vinyl, great, how about fixing "it's"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should go back to school before making a dick out of yourself with such comments.

      "It's" is correct. The apostrophe indicates a posessive pronoun, ie: belonging to "it".

      "Its" without the apostrophe is wrong.

      AC

    2. Re:Vinile-Vinyl, great, how about fixing "it's"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when sanctimonious dicks are wrong.

      http://www.apostrophe.fsnet.co.uk/

    3. Re:Vinile-Vinyl, great, how about fixing "it's"? by gojomo · · Score: 1

      "AC", it is you who are wrong.

      Possessive "its" has no apostrophe. Just like "hers", "yours", "theirs".

      Only "it's" for "it is" takes an apostrophe.

      This is a common error; thus it pays to be polite when pointing it out. So now that you know the correct rule, next time you step in to correct someone, be nice.

  84. Looking at reflected light from vinyl LPs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does anybody recall any details about the guy who, some years ago, claimed to be able to look at a vinyl LP and determine, by looking at the density of the grooves, pattern of reflected light, etc, what the recorded music on the disc is?

  85. This could work, but not very well by Animats · · Score: 3, Informative
    This is kind of neat, although, as another poster pointed out, it's not going to reach down to low-amplitude components of the audio. But it could sort of work.

    Much of microscopy work, which this is, involves fooling with the illumination direction vs. the viewing direction. Getting that right is a big part of doing it at all. This guy had to scan the record in four quadrants to get some halfway reasonable result. Obviously, you'd like a rotational scan, like a turntable with a stationary scan arm. The amusing thing is that you could read an entire vinyl record in one rev. Now, at last, the 1000x LP player!

    Incidentally, the recording system for stereo LPs is called "45-45 Westrex", because there are two perpendicular tracks recorded 90 degrees apart (at +45 and -45 from vertical). Mono records, which have no vertical component, are thus backwards compatible. If all you can read is the horizontal component, you get a valid mono signal.

    1. Re:This could work, but not very well by distributed.karma · · Score: 1
      > Incidentally, the recording system for stereo LPs is called "45-45 Westrex", because there are two perpendicular tracks recorded 90 degrees apart (at +45 and -45 from vertical). Mono records, which have no vertical component, are thus backwards compatible. If all you can read is the horizontal component, you get a valid mono signal.

      In fact, the horizontal component is the sum of left and right channels, and the vertical component is the difference. For useful backwards compatibility, you really want the mono signal to be the sum.

      The FM radio has mono compatibility in the same way. The signal contains L+R as an ordinary modulation, where mono receivers can pick it up, and L-R at a high frequency offset. The stereo receiver can combine these to reconstruct L and R.

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  86. grooves per side by bp33 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have one that has three grooves on one side. Can't remember the LP's title since it's boxed up someplace, but the artists were Gion Giorno, William S Burroughs and Laurie Anderson, each who had their own 'groove'. You never knew what you'd be listening to when you put the disc on.

    1. Re:grooves per side by Anonymous+DWord · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tool's Opiate EP has a similar thing. There's a bonus track, but you have to put the needle down in the right groove. Pretty cool.

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    2. Re:grooves per side by turbosk · · Score: 1

      Thank you all for coming out of the woodwork and enlightnening me as to both the identity of the record-identifier guy and just how many grooves an LP/vinYl album can have. All of the stories have been fun and informative. Thanks again.

      pax out

  87. classic helpdesk joke by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    The service gal asks Random J. Screwloose to "please send a copy of your disk" and the dope sends her a photocopy.

  88. But when scanners are outlawed... by mtec · · Score: 1

    ...only outlaws will have scanners.

    then what'll we use to protect ourselves?

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  89. strange...... by Wierd+Willy · · Score: 1

    I know I am being dense, but I have a machine that rotates these vinyl disks at a fixed rate. It has a stylus that fits into the groove on the surface of this artifact, and you can hear the music with an amazing clarity. This idea of optically scanning the surface is fascinating but I prefer the old fashioned way of doing things. The main problem is that this machine just destroys the CD disks that are all the rage now.

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  90. Why, that was nonsense. =) by rakslice · · Score: 2

    "So the width of the groove is roughly .01/667 meters, which is 150 microns."

    Well, you meant to say .1/667, but it's still 150 microns.

    "To reproduce a signal whose dynamic range is 90 dB, the smallest excursions have to be roughly 1/30000 of the maximum amplitude. 150/30000 microns is 5 nanometers."

    First of all, the system isn't linear. Think about the sizes you're talking about. And 90dB?
    But there's a more important issue: your complaint here would make sense if the software was tracking the groove movement by pattern recognition. But that's not what was suggested here; it's using the light levels along the grooves in the scans to estimate the surface angle and extrapolate the position. All the picture we need for that is a view a few pixels across on the groove. Of course, there still could be an issue with the lack of intensity resolution on the scanner... But since even my entry-level $130 Canon can do 36-bit colour optically (presumably yielding a 12-bit greyscale), you might just be able to shop your way round it.

  91. Re:Now if there was a way to scan in a 8-track tap by Wierd+Willy · · Score: 1

    Why, do you miss Disco that much?

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  92. ELP also stood for... by mtec · · Score: 1

    Emerson Lake and Palmer

    Now there was some good vinyl.

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    1. Re:ELP also stood for... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you nuts?

      Emerson, Lake and Palmer singlehandedly killed prog-rock with their over-the-top bombast.

  93. Reminds me of... by OneFix · · Score: 2

    recording audio tapes off of the C= 64's datasette :)

    I think it was like 2-bit (no pun intended) audio. You could hear the music there as well, but you couldn't do anything like rock...it would just become noise. But, "spoken word" recordings were ok. I remembered having a disc that contained "historical recordings" (JFK, Nixon, etc). If you didn't expect too much, it was actually kind of fun :)

    But my question is, how does this guy ever expect us to belive that these recordings were done in the method decribed if he won't release the code...

  94. [sic] == latin || Spelling Is Correct? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually I always thought it stood for "Spelling Is Correct"-- as in, the spelling you see here is the actual spelling used by whomever is being being quoted.

    Ie, spelling is accurately quoted.

  95. Re:Mr. Subliminal (that was a lame troll, do bette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude ---

    That was a much better troll.

  96. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if Perl and visual basic got in a fight, Perl would kick visual basic's ass

  97. Try this... by os2fan · · Score: 2

    A vinyl record has a label of typically 3 to 4 inches, and it is safe to assume the groves are 4 inches on either side. At 1200 dpi, this corresponds to 4800 dpi. A record that runs for 22 minutes has 720 groves across a given radius, and therefore a grove is 4800/720 or 6.66 pixels per grove.

    In the course of a minute, the record rotates 33 1/3 revolutions, or 12,000 degrees. This is 200 revolutions per second, or 12' per millisecond.

    On a circle of radius 2400 dots, one millisecond corresponds to 8.375 pixels. Typically, it's closer to 24 pixels.

    So, what you are essentially looking at is 24*6.66 = 160 pixels per millisecond at the minimum, and an average closer to twice this.

    While one can not expect to get cd-quality audio from such a processing, it is well within the realm of possibility to produce something at 9kHz, similar to the old AM radio quality.

    Certianly LP manufacturing has come a long way. The technology to make high quality 33 1/3 appeared around 1947. Before that the 45 and 78 dominated, and low quality 16 2/3 rpm. Microgrove stereo technologies appeared around the 1960s, and towards the end of the seventies and early eighties, there was some optical pickups.

    Dollar for dollar, the LP still sounds better than the cdrom, purely because the digital noise, while not audible, provides a harsh overtone when compared to the vinyl.

    On the other hand, with a bit of practice, one can follow the music by looking at the wriggles on the grove. I know I could identify music from the grooves.

    The other trouble is that shading and colour carries information as well. So while there are 160 pixels per second, there may well be more information when colour is added into the picture.

    Given that his audio samples are consistant with the calculated data information to be found.

    So the stuff lines up pretty well, I should imagine.

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    1. Re:Try this... by mangu · · Score: 2
      digital noise, while not audible, provides a harsh overtone when compared to the vinyl


      not true. "digital noise", which is known as quantization noise by the experts, is perfectly audible if loud enough, i.e. if the resolution is too low. CDs use 16 bit resolution because the quantization noise one gets from that is low enough to be inaudible under the best listening conditions. Well, one could perceive quantization noise in a CD, if listening in an anechoic chamber with the best headphones available at current technology levels, but not using even the best commercial equipment in the quietest room. This "harsh overtone" thing is just a myth some people like to spread around, just to brag they have such good ears that they perceive sounds no one else does.

    2. Re:Try this... by os2fan · · Score: 2
      digital noise, while not audible, provides a harsh overtone when compared to the vinyl

      I make this based on my experience, not as a way of spreading analog-favouring rumours. I was unaware that some people can not hear it. Yes, I do hear it. It took me many months to get used to it. And yes, it is a harsh tone.

      Well, one could perceive quantization noise in a CD, if listening in an anechoic chamber with the best headphones available at current technology levels, but not using even the best commercial equipment in the quietest room.

      Digital noise is not audible per se, but it affects the other noise being played. No, it's not a howl that overpowers the song, it's more of a harsh overtone. The annoyance factor is something akin to someone starting up a remote power-tool everytime you play the song.

      This "harsh overtone" thing is just a myth some people like to spread around, just to brag they have such good ears that they perceive sounds no one else does.

      Case in point. Hi-tech audio stuff is going back to valve technology, simply because people can hear the quantum noise produced by transistors. With valvues, the noise is present, but because of the larger volume of the valve, considerably less. Music through valves sounds sweeter than transistor music.

      Case in point: one can see colours of remote things, where the best cameras reveal only grey. Given that we can build cameras that can see in what we call the dark, it's simply not the raw signal strength that is being read. It's just that the brain has powerful preprocessors that can highlight or disgard things.

      On the other hand, the cd is a more robust form that allows easier access to inner tracks of the record.

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  98. And processed it with Vinagra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...makes the sound really stand out!

  99. get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    cmon.
    1. use any receiver with a turntable input to impedence match
    2. use a tape deck input to record the signal.
    3. digitize it via any pc soundcard line-in.

  100. Billy Idol could be improved by avoisin · · Score: 2, Funny

    However, allowing the Billy Idol LP's to get scratched up by the glass could really only have a positive effect!

  101. Old JPG's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But with JPEG (or any other compressed image format) you'd loose sound quality to compression, and since none of them (as far as I know) are optimized for audio, you'd need a huge file to preserve the quality... guess we'll see stuff like JPEG-pro and OGGG (OGG Graphics) if/when this technology hits;)

  102. Alternative lighting for a scanner? by serutan · · Score: 2

    Hey, has anybody tried disabling the light tube on a flatbet scanner and using some alternative light source mounted at an angle? I don't mean necessarily to scan a vinyl record, just in general on interesting surfaces. Skin, cloth, paper, bark, I don't know. If I can find a working scanner to rip apart I will give it a try and report back.

    Oh, uh, I mean, I DID do that, yeah I did it already. Last week. It was easy because I'm a genius. But uhhh, I'm not releasing any pictures because they're lame and nobody would be interested in swapping them on Kazaa.

    Seriously, has it been done?

  103. Hoax or not - recovery! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have old caruso albums damaged (cracked right down the middle on most) in a move. This idea would permit me to possibly save the audio on them.. hoax or not, I'm going to try and get something out of them.

  104. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uh, no.

    INTERCAL is the best. It actually lets you finish programs in negative time.

    Let's see you finish projects that needed to be done yesterday with Visual Basic! It's impossible, because you can only do it with INTERCAL!

  105. Freaky by FatRatBastard · · Score: 2

    I remember this guy who was on a Saturday night TV show in England back in the 80s (it was a show hosted by a magician... my memory has been fried by years of guinness so I can remember his name... Paul something I think) who litterally could look at any vinyl classical record and tell you what it was. His photographic memory along with the patterns that a vinyl disk would make under intence light was what allowed him to freak me out at the tender age of 8.

    1. Re:Freaky by LordOfYourPants · · Score: 1

      His name was Paul Daniels.

    2. Re:Freaky by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      I think his name is still Paul Daniels... :)

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  106. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    if Perl and visual basic got in a fight, Perl would kick visual basic's ass

    Yeah? Well Triangle Man would swoop in and kick both their asses.

  107. Re:Windows is better for this by Gooba42 · · Score: 1

    Just slightly curious, but where in the hell did this come from? I'm reading about this vinyl-ripping-scanner-thing and out comes this Win-Troll thread.

    By the by, if you recompiled the kernel for a browser then you have a *very* peculiar set up. I've never had to do any such thing and that's ranging from a name brand machine for my mom to a server I slapped together from scrap and the cheapest stuff I could come find.

    And if Linux is so lame, why can I use WineX and run Black and White when Windows 2000 on the same machine running DirectX with fully supported drivers doesn't work? I called tech support and after some back and forth they just offered to give me a sealed, shrink wrap copy so I could exchange it at a retailer because they had no more fixes to offer me.

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  108. It shuldn't be too hard actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at (some of the better) scans, you can clearly see a bright wavery line on every track. Then just make the SW follow the track (find white pixel, look for another white pixel in a certain direction, repeat), and when you've followed the edge one turn (or a few), you can calculate the center from the average distances of diametrally opposite tracks, and then the audio qould just be a function of the distance to the center (compensate for the spiral shape of course). Of course it would produce sucky mono sound, but nobody said it wouldn't. This method would not be very reliable if it hit dust or scratches, maybe you could just do a few turns and then calculate the rest of the path the pickup must follow from the center and track distance derived from the first few turns (w. compensation for changes like the wide spirals between songs).

  109. What's the point? by enkidu · · Score: 2

    The reason people use LP's is because they prefer analog reproduction, instead of the (down) sampling done by the digital format. These guys clean their power so it's perfect sine waves and then use vacuum tubes to amplify thhe signal. I've listened to one rig like this and I have to admit that it sounded pretty darn good. What's the point of doing a crappy scan of an LP if you're going to digitize the picture, mangle it through a bunch of filters and try and reproduce the sound.

    I'm still not convinced that you can get decent sound out of a 1200 dpi scan of the LP. You'll only get two or three 32bit dots on the actual track. track speed of 9-18" per second, at 1200 dpi and you get 16800 x 3 dots, or about 50k dots per second. 60 Mega pixels of really really noisy, hard to work with information.

    BTW, the ELPJ's laser turntable claims to be completely analog. If it were digital, they'd probably lose 70% of their market. After, the reason you have LP's is because you want the analog sound.

    EnkiduEOT

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  110. Experiment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Place a dark blue overlay of some sort on the scanner bed, and then place the record over that. Or scan it the normal way, open up the gimp, and get the deepest blue you can.

    The shorter wavelenghts should penetrate deeper into the grooves and pits. The longer wavelengths that don't fit into the terrain will scatter, and produce interference effects and such.

    Is this worthy of an upward moderation? I don't moderated up very often anymore, and it's kind of a bummer being down below the noise where noone can see the words one has carefully put together.

    ps:
    If you get a speeding ticket during these zero tolerence roundups, FIGHT IT! It feels good to finally understand some of the processes that go on behind the scenes. Makes all the pomp and circumstance the police blast you with come into focus in entirely different perspective.

    I found out that the hostile cop that pulled me over didi the radar thing on me while he was sitting behind a speed limit sign that was hidden by a bunch of bushes. And he was doing this on zero tolerence weekend to boot. AND the road appears to have been illegally zoned for years, so the speed limit could be suppressed to below what Illinois law stipulates. AND he was using his radar gun about two blocks away from a 2,000,000 watt televison station. How dare these clowns demand that we toe the line to "zero tolerence" perfection when they're behaving like a bunch of neurotic little kids. It blew my mind.

    If they try to pull that zero tolerence shit on you, document everything that happened, have a walk around a good portion of the road with your digital camera.

    Stuff to get:

    Vehicle code for your state.
    road survey data from department of transportation

    What zoning does the road have, urban or residential? Lots of States have become wise to the cops refusal to obey the laws and have enacted provisions for illegal speed traps in response. Other limitations too. Cops writing too many tickets appears to be a growing problem and people are catching on to the game.

    Hint, when you try to read the vehicle code onilne, the interface will probably suck. You'll be pulling your hair out, so I recommend wgetting the whole thing and using grep to dig with. Don't
    forget the -np option for wget, or you'll be downloading the whole states website! Study the wget manpage carefully before proceeding!

    Once you get it downloaded, a quick way to get to the meat of the things is with a bit of grep:

    -A lines of text above target word
    -B lines of text below target word
    -r recurse directories
    -s suppress errors
    -h don't display the filename of the results

    grep -A20 -B20 -rish 'officer' *|grep -A4 -B4 -i 'may not'|less

    or

    grep -A20 -B20 -rish 'officer' *|grep -A4 -B4 -i 'admiss'|less

    get the drift? After about 10 minutes you'll be flying through that shit. Give it a shot. It's so easy, you'll find it almost entertaining.

    Anyway.....why did I write this crazy rant. I've had it with the whole corrupt speeding ticket issue and every unfair ticket they write for me,
    will result in a thousand people I help with their tickets.

    We don't have to take this shit. Read your laws, it will be awkward at first but your eyes and brain will adjust. When the police don't follow the laws, you have to learn how to defend yourself in court. Welcome to America in the year 2002. Good luck, and I am sure you will discover legal research qualities in yourself that you never possed. sorry about the madness, I've been up for most of three days digging through this legal stuff and I just couldn't stop once I got rolling.

    Software project..database containing all the info needed to fight unjust tickets in every city in the nation. That would make them rethink this zero tolerence madness. Anyway, time for bed and to get away from this stuff before it drives me truly insane. :)

    Rule of Law Means For EVERYONE!

  111. A Message From Hilary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thank you for your assistance in Slashdotting the site referenced in your article. Your actions are no longer required as it is now being DOS'd by the RIAA due to suspicion of copyright infringement.

    We have also detected the files: gramophone3.mp3, dneedle1.wav, dneedle2.wav, and dneedle3.wav on Kazaa and are taking appropriate action to shut down Kazaa or, failing that, the Internet.

    Furthermore, we shall be prosecuting the site owner under the DMCA for using a scanner to bypass the "Grooves Encoded for Diamond Needle Recovery Only" copy protection mechanism (Cactus Data Shield, version 0.1 beta). Slashdot.com is also being investigated for ancillary violations of the DMCA by providing a link to the illegal information.

    Please remember that only outlaws digitally process music.

    Yours lovingly,

    Hilary Rosen
    Chief Enforcer, RIAA

    1. Re:A Message From Hilary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May you and your decendents be cursed with incurrable, burning gonorrhea and eternal life.

  112. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well put my good man, well put!

  113. 26? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    More like 20,000, numbnuts.

  114. If you play Black and White by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have already proved that you suck.

  115. optical readers for vinyl already exist... by stuartkahler · · Score: 1

    Before people start getting all excited about how this will help revolutionize the redistribution of historical vinyl recordings, please note that there already are players available that use optical readers instead of needles to get the audio off the record. They were horribly expensive 10 years ago, and I imagine the price is worse now that demand has plummeted.
    Amusing, yes. Revolutionary, no. This project rates about on par with the guy who built a DAT changer with a couple of Lego Mindstorms kits.

  116. I have a handful of atoms. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Penis atoms, to be precise.

  117. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Odd, I've never had to recompile my kernel in the 2 years I've been using linux. You know what that means? YOU ARE A TROLL! And you're offtopic.

  118. The prejudicial use of "[sic]." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is that newspaper editors correct grammatical and spelling mistakes that reporters make. They ought to correct such errors in other communications that are relayed to the paper, unless the error itself is the subject of the article.

    This is a matter of common decency, no more nor less.

    1. Re:The prejudicial use of "[sic]." by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      No, it's not that either. Quotation marks implies that you're quoting someone. It should be known, and accepted that when you're quoting someone all the errors are errors made by the person being quoted. And if you're quoting someone who said something in print, I can understand if you put a [sic] after a spelling mistake or a typo. But to put a [sic] after a grammatical error, that's ridiculous. And it's done ALL the time.

  119. Re:Optical record players - found some by kbeast · · Score: 1

    yeah, I agree that it'd be cool to do with a scanner, but, would one last play from a record player into the computer to convert to mp3 kill a guy and his record collection? I Doubt it.. .kb

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  120. friggin lasers by austad · · Score: 2

    Several people have mentioned the ELP laser phonograph that costs like $10k. There are some plans and kits available on the net for those laser listening devices that you point at a window to hear conversations inside. I wonder if one of these could be modified to read LP's. You'd likely have to get a more focused beam, and you'd need a couple of them to get stereo sound, but it might be a cool project.

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  121. Re: Groovy by NoTheory · · Score: 1

    Actually, closed loop records (the kind that djs will use to play a continuous sample) can have tons and tons of seperate grooves. Friend of mine has 2 2x12 sets which each have 100 grooves each. I've also got multi-track records that have multiple grooves, for instance Younger Brother's the finger/Even dwarves start small. The weird thing about the Dwarves side, is that the inner track spirals in, and the outer track spirals out. Very strange.

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  122. Re:Windows is better for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He just mixed it up, you know, being used to windows, where the browser is part of the OS...

  123. Re:looks possible (hooray, another engineer!) by Richard+Kirk · · Score: 1
    Thanks. I was going to post a very similar message...

    The numbers are easy enough to calculate, but nobody else bothered to post any calculations. However, a lot of people were convinced that thing was a hoax without any visible calculations. This doesn't mean it isn't a hoax, but it does make it a lot less likely. Doing it is a lot more classy than just posting a hoax, isn't it (he says hopefully, but not with any real conviction)...

    And William of Occam is gonna be well pissed when he finds out what someone's been doing with his razor.

  124. Thank you Microsoft for the MEDIA PLAYER!! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

    I couldn't agree on your comment more in regards to the usefullness of WIndowsXP and Visual Basic. My favorite component is the MEDIA PLAYER! Windows Media Player 9 is the single most important entertainment release ever. It is so important that I have flown to LA for the unveiling and am now thinking of deploying the beta of this fine offering into production on all of the workstations and servers throughout our organization. As I watched BillG demo the new product, I thought of all the ways this new Media Player will improve our business. I routinely allow my employees 30 minutes a day for entertainment and am pushing out the new Media Player through a Group Policy right now. I have contacted my MS sales rep with the official "go live" word and he has rejoiced and sent me a shirt. I take great solace in the fact that Microsoft offers my firm everything, from ROCK SOLID and secure offering like Windows 2000 to Media Players.

  125. Tired of virii! Look no further by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here we go again. A very minor flaw and the ABMers go crazy.

    Come on folks .NET and Trustworty Computing are around the corner.

  126. Re:looks possible (hooray, another engineer!) by alizard · · Score: 2
    Somehow, I didn't think a literary criticism of the post seemed to be in order. After a listen to the sound sample, it sounds a lot to me like something done by a guy who didn't know to look for things like the basic specs laid out by the RIAA back when it was an engineering standards organization instead of an impediment to technologiical progress... things like the RIAA equalization curve that boosts bass and reduces treble, or physical record dimensions...

    Since I do know what these things are, I'm doing a bit of research which I'll be posting to the main thread shortly for the next person who wants to try this.

  127. Optical scaning *does* work. by HerbieStone · · Score: 2, Informative
    I know it, because I've seen it with my own eyes. A team from the epfl in switzerland did it as a semestrial work. They didn't use a flatbed scanner, they used a conventional turntable and some fiberoptics to follow and mesure the gap. They were able to detect scratches and to filter and repair those parts. The result was pretty amazing. Here is a link to the project link to the project.

    Enjoy

    1. Re:Optical scaning *does* work. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cough. "here is a link to the project link to the project"?

      Still can't see it.

    2. Re:Optical scaning *does* work. by HerbieStone · · Score: 1

      ?! Well, somehow I'm unable to post the Link with -tags. So I'll just post it in plain-text.

      http://metwww.epfl.ch//lecteur_disques/LectDiscE .h tm

  128. Finally by Aiwendil · · Score: 1

    Now we can have jpeg-mutilation on vinyls as well :)

  129. You want to try this at home? by alizard · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.aardvarkmastering.com/riaa.htm contains the physical dimensional specifications for 33 1/3, 45, 78 RPM records.

    http://arts.ucsc.edu/ems/music/tech_background/TE- 19/teces_19.html contains basic information on how the LP record works. I think the most important thing for the experimenter is called RIAA equalization, in order to limit the physical motion of the recording stylus that cut the record, bass was reduced and treble increased in a very precise way, in order to reproduce the original sound, the opposite must be done.

    The RIAA equalization curve is a plot of amplitude boost/cut vs. frequency. Apply its inverse to the raw analog signal(s) that come out of your signal processing.

    You can find it at http://www.tanker.se/lidstrom/riaa.htm.

    Oh, and CLEAN THE RECORD BEFORE DOING THIS. The info in Part 14 of the rec.audio.* FAQ is as good a place to start to find out how as any.

    Have fun and feel free to let me know if you get anywhere.

    You might also want a look at my other post to this thread.

    1. Re:You want to try this at home? by alizard · · Score: 2

      Sorry, it's late and I'm tired. Here's where Part 14 of the rec.audio.* FAQ can be found:http://www.unik.no/~robert/hifi/faq/faq-11.h tml.

  130. Words From Pictures? Defined. by Afty0r · · Score: 1

    I think you'll find that's steganography.

    Oh wait, there's a knock at my door. BRB.

  131. here's the other error by alizard · · Score: 2
    More tired than I thought. If you use the frequency vs. amplitude listing table on the http://www.tanker.se/lidstrom/riaa.htm , use the numbers exactly as you see them. I missed the - sign when I glanced that the table, the numbers presented are correct.

    Of course, if you're using DSP, the equation is a better place to start, just remember, it was recorded using treble boost, bass cut, playback is the opposite.

  132. Cool, but, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can I scratch with it ?

  133. Woke up, fell out of bed... rampaged by a slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some clarifications:

    I am sorry so many of you thought this page was a hoax only
    because no source code was supplied (I'm sure you'll all agree, now that
    you can see the code, that it is both straightforward and crappy).

    I guess I didn't do enough on the actual explanation side either.
    The whole thing was done in a couple of late nights so I didn't really
    have much time to gather all the technical details concerning phonograph
    modulations. Moreover the "archeological" reverse-engineering aspect was part
    of the fun.

    I now know (thanks to some great replies) that the horizontal modulation (the only
    one I did decode) is not a whole channel in itself but merely a delta between
    the h-modulation and the depth-modulation which I did _not_ decode.

    Some repliers seemed to be a tad confused as to what recordings were
    the actual decodings. I'd like to stress that gramophone3.mp3 is a recording
    while the rest (dneedle*) were decoded from the image.

    Have fun,
    Ofer Springer

  134. Alternative lighting for a scanner - easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, switching off the under-the-glass light source is very easy in groovy modern scanners which have transparency scanning capabilities.
    These scanners (good for negatives and slides) obviously can't be lit from below, they have to be lit from above. They come with a light-box attachment which normally is powered from the scanner unit and can be switched on to replace the underlighting.

  135. probably violating the DMCA by squidinkcalligraphy · · Score: 1

    vinyl = prevention of creation of exact copies by forcing an analog data path. thus, it is a copy protection mechanism, and this overcomes this mechanism, thus violating the DMCA.

    I'm sure that the major labels will be embracing this new protection mechanism with fervour.

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  136. Good on you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well done for releasing the code.

    Regardless of how crappy you think it is (oh, and I'm sure it is) at least people can try it for themselves now and put aside their fears that they've been hoaxed.

    How easy was it to stitch the 4 quandrants of the record together? What did you use?

  137. Netxt level of CD piracy.. by Zurgutt · · Score: 1
    ..would be to be able to copy them without even touching them!

    By my quick-and-dirty calculations, todays's large-format high-definition photo materials just might have enough resolution to enable us take a snapshot of a cd surface and later scan it and burn our own cd from "cd image" ;-) Lots of technical problems, but solvable, I'm sure. Has anyone heard of such a device?

    I can already image someone sneaking into record store, taking a quick under-hand shot of cd of his favourite artist, crying "Got it!" and bolting away, chased by a security guard. Lots of other fun possibilities, too ;-) Too bad the RIAA will outlaw photo cameras shortly after that..

  138. Code is available by smiff · · Score: 1
    Let's see the code, please...

    In response to doubtful Slashdotter's, it looks like the author has posted his code. It really is sucky. Only two comments in the whole program.

  139. Not very useful... by xidix · · Score: 1

    ...but pretty darn cool, nonetheless.

  140. RIAA responds... by Alsee · · Score: 2

    This morning Senator Hollings introduced legislation to "plug the analog hole". Scanners, cameras, microcopes, and all other optical devices will be required to contain a DRM chip to disable the device.

    -

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  141. Could we apply this to maps? by PBCODER · · Score: 0

    Could we apply this to maps and play Mother Natures Grand (Canyon) tunes from the 70's? Even better use the latest Mars satalite data!

    Or combining knowledge from musical programming code debugging (previous /. story) with Chaos Theory (Google James Glick and Chaos Theory for a good overview) predict earth quake's by analizing comparisons of the musical scores of geographic fault lines taken at different times.

  142. looking at his source. by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    NOW he has released his source.

    He is taking the average of amplituth of a x-y value he calculated (white = high(255), black is low value(0)). This is not the perfect method of decoding it, But it add's anonther factor 256. It is not black and width images,

    this and the 60 Db factor makes it more feasable.

  143. I wants my funk uncut! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's gotta be one of the more clever puns I've seen on /. in a while. Kudos.

  144. Learn how to fucking spell "its" by Teko · · Score: 1

    Folks: it's not "it's". That means "it is". Good christ folks, learn the basics of grammar.

  145. I remember the laster turntable from the 80s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it was about $200. read the record with a laser. I thnk it could playt both sides without flipping the record.

  146. The next step.... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

    ...is to take one of those Yamaha Tr@c2 CD burners than can burn pictures and text onto the data side of a CD and burn the picture of the vinyl record onto it!

    It would be a digital image of an analog recording, that could be played on neither a CD player nor a record player.

  147. Re:Something along the same lines, laser vinyl pla by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These guys have a 3D scanner that would do the trick

  148. Ripping Vinyl is pretty easy. by freakboy303 · · Score: 1

    I do this alot because I DJ and would like to hear the tracks I buy at work or in the car etc. etc. Basically what you do is take your turntable and plug it into your receiver, then plug that into your computer. (you are gonna wanna make sure you have a good sound card and good stylus) Use a program like soundforge and record them. You can get rid of the crackle with the vinyl tool and clip it to the right time. It's time consuming but OH SO worth it if you really love listening to your vinyl collection.

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  149. Re:Why this is nonsense.- learn your powers of 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1 centimeter = 0.01 meter
    10 centimeters = 0.1 meters

    also, i doubt the excursions in grooves in lps are accurate to 1 part in 30,000

  150. Handful Of Atoms by SuperGrut · · Score: 1

    Unless you have very small hands, when you said "literally a hanful of atoms" you were incorrect.

    My hands can hold quite a large number of atoms.

    I do not think the word "literally" means what you think it means.

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  151. oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another technical brain who thinks "it's" is possessive. Why can't the people who submit stories to /. proofread before hitting the [Submit] button?

    1. Re:oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shutup bitch

    2. Re:oh, great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oooh, yeah! damn! you showed him!

  152. Tips on improving quality by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clean your records first, before scanning them. Unlike conventional playback methods, optical methods are completely thrown off by dust. While you're at it, clean your scanner glass as well, even if it looks clean, it probably isn't :-).

    The problem for me is that a lot of my collectable vinyl is pressed in coloured, or transparent vinyl, or is in the form of picture discs. That's going to same some serious modifications to the program to read.

    What would be really interesting would be reading a laserdisc with my scanner :-)

  153. A suggestion for better quality by MrIcee · · Score: 2
    In order to read the walls and depth of your record better... I'd suggest using a highly focused laser at a slightly off-perpendicular axis to the record. Three sensitive photodetctors should be able to read depth and both sides fine, and the resulting data should be more useable than other scanning techniques.

  154. More facts about the Laser Turntable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Laser Turntable works as well as can be expected. I have done many tests and comparative listening sessions as well as transfers (OK, to digital) pitching the Laser Turntable against a very typical high-end analog playback setup (Linn Sondek LP-12 with Koetsu Rosewood cartridge) as well as against the original master source in digital form, and can honestly say that the LT comes up as the winner time and time again!!!
    Especially in the case of records where the master tapes were lost or destroyed, this will be the closest you can get to achieving getting back to the original sound, and therefore invaluable in restoration work to be able to extract the most precise and accurate musical information back from the record's grooves. A good example of this is Jamaican Reggae Dub records, which sometimes were cut directly to the lathe (no tape). The 45 rpm disc becomes the master tape (!) and reading it back with a Laser Turntable brings you that much closer to the source.

    For anyone who may care, transferring from the LT to a 24-bit workstation and then cleaning up the resulting audio files with hiss and click-removal software yields astonishing results, which as previously mentioned can function as a reasonable substitute for a master recording when the original has been lost....

    This device takes a bit getting used to, and is by no means for the faint of heart, but if you have a real taste for music that is not available on CD or just a plain analog fiend, I am still wondering why this item is not more popular. As an example I never see it listed in any of the Hi-Fi magazines and such....(maybe they don't advertise)

    The scanner trick that was originally mentioned here is quite clever, and basically works around the same principle of decoding the information on the record's groove, but is definitely a beautiful lo-tech variation on the same theme.

  155. Optical Waveform Scanning is not new... by jamesjw · · Score: 1

    The projectors of the 1940's and beyond used optical waveforms on the side of the film to reform an analog sound signal during playback, was used on cinema technology up until the early 70s as I recall..
    http://history.acusd.edu/gen/recording/motionpictu re.html
    Has information on the original technology.

    So pulling the signal off vinyl probably can be done with some level of precision.
    Jim.

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    1. Re:Optical Waveform Scanning is not new... by berniecase · · Score: 1

      Actually, optical soundtracks are still used. Dolby Stereo ain't just 2-channel matrix surround sound, as it's also a modified version of Dolby A-type noise reduction, for those old optical sound tracks. Then of course, there's Dolby Digital, which puts the soundtracks at the outer edge of the film, in between the sprocket holes. So, you have these little blocks of data being read by the optical reader.

  156. Ferry Corsten! by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2

    My boy needs to rip the new Gouryella shite like so cuz they are bogarting it only on white-label vinyl!

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  157. Why is this flamebait? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) LPs have features with 0.001 mil resolution (that's 1/1000000th of an inch). Source: Encyclopedia Brittanica, Vol 17, p772Fd, 1962 edition. Got a 10 MILLION DPI scanner? (UW-SCSI for reasonable scan times, I guess.)
    2) Got a scanner with a 12x12 inch platen?
    3) As a previous poster stated, stereo grooves are recorded with 90 degree quadrature, ie there's a horizontal and a vertical (depth) component.
    4) LPs are far more complex than CDs to figure out. CDs are almost child-like in comparison.
    5) For the fucking BILLIONTH TIME, it's spelled D-E-F-I-N-I-T-E-L-Y.
    6) Why is it I can post nonsense for days and not get blocked, I make ONE stupid Goatse joke, and I'm banned?

    Due to excessive bad posting from this IP or Subnet, comment posting has temporarily been disabled. If it's you, consider this a chance to sit in the timeout corner. If it's someone else, this is a chance to hunt them down. If you think this is unfair, please email jamie@slashdot.org with your MD5'd IPID and SubnetID, which are "" and "".

  158. The RIAA Method of Stereo Modulation by narftrek · · Score: 1

    places the band into an unforgiving contract that forces them into servitude and then gouges the consumer in the stores. Geez man where did you get your info?

    Oh and BTW way you can't get a 5:Informative for mentioning the RIAA in a semi positive way--THIS IS SLASHDOT MAN!

    1. Re:The RIAA Method of Stereo Modulation by alizard · · Score: 2
      The RIAA actually served a useful purpose once upon a time. Back when Hilary Rosen was an idealistic little girl. Back before most of you were born... the RIAA standard I refer you to happened in the early 1960s

      After the technical standards that they were created to propagate were replaced by ones coming out of the consumer electronics industry, they had to find another role... that of lobbying body and barnacle on the side of technological development.

      RIAA's owners would have been better off if RIAA had gone out of business leaving good memories.

  159. Re:Laser Turntable WON'T sound like a CD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A CD has 44k samples per second. That means to reproduce a 15k sound, there are only 3 samples per wave. With only 3 samples, there is NO difference between a sine wave, a square wave, or a sawtooth wave.

    Even a 10k tone has only 3 samples per wave.

    With a good enough stereo you CAN hear the distortion produced by digital sound's aliasing. Just about any ear can hear it, provided the electronics are good enough.

    The aliasing distortion is particularly troubling in passages with several very high frequencies modulated together, like the highest notes on a piano mixed with symbols, mixed with the higher notes on a long neck guitar.

    -steve
    thefragfest.com
    (I wish I could afford to be an audiophile!)

  160. I'm an old fart... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm already ripping vinyl. Only you don't RIP vinyl, you SAMPLE vinyl.

    If you sample Led Zepplin's "Presence" album (assuming you have a good, little used one) and burn it to CD, the burned CD will sound BETTER than the factory CD, because they did a REAL shitty job remastering it.

    I wish they'd quit remastering old music, they should just sample the original masters.
    -steve
    thefragfest.com

  161. Now that, that is hardcore. by azav · · Score: 1

    Big props.

    Stay away from my record collection.

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  162. Re:Learn how to fscking spell "its" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    0 n0!!!!

    th3y sp3l3d it rong!!!

    th3y R n0t l337!!!!!!

    l37's s74rt r 0wn v3rs10n 0f /. 4nd w33l b3 m0r3 p0pul4r3 &&& l33373r!!!!!!

    (yes, I am being sarcastic, I'm English =)

  163. Re:Why this is Hubris by ProtonMotiveForce · · Score: 0

    Wow - they were manufacturing products with 5 nanometer tolerances 40 years ago? Holy freaking wow, did you fly back in time and show them how to do it?

    Amazing. And these laser turntables - they don't work? We should probably let the company know this and also the people who've bought them.

  164. only has to be practical if there are investors bi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you do it on your own dime, it can be as useless as you'd like.

  165. The code is available... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    here, and the author has updated his site and made an apology...start checkin'! :)

  166. wish i thought of it sooner by skotte · · Score: 2

    you know what i would love to see?

    i would love to see reverse compatibility. even MORE useless hack, this would convert a .WAV into a vinyl track image.

    i think it would work a lot better, really. the computer can produce a much clearer image than a scanner can RE-produce.

    in theory, it would be relatively simple, once you know how the audio is "encrypted" in each method. see, in converting to .WAV, you have to deal with tracking, noise, all that. but going to .PNG, you can have all the clarity you want. it's merely dependent on how large (hi-resolution) you want the image to be.

    even if it were a gimp script, it would be really, really awesome. (and yes, completely useless :)

    then again, a bunch of people were talking about laser turntables. presumably the laser just reads the visual data? so a printed image would probably work well. possibly even be optimal.

  167. Vinyl-digital? by _escapefromLA_ · · Score: 1

    Is this what the image scanning does? I'm just sure that slashdot lot must have heard of the imic.

  168. FOR THE RECORD!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bwahahaha!!!! Nice one. MOD UP, it's funny!!!

  169. i want 3 of'em by humandj · · Score: 1

    with pitch control, a jog wheel, and a bunch of cue up buttons. this is why i like mixing cd's on my cdj's. gimme records i can treat like cd's. please!

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  170. Screw Scanners by Directrix1 · · Score: 1

    I want to rip my LPs using a laser mouse :-P.

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  171. I dont get it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People rip vinyl all the time, I admit that ripping from an image is a cool idea... but... everyone else just gets the output from their turntable, records the song, and then converts to mp3. No image quality issues, and the pops can be taken out in .wav format before the mp3 conversion. Takes a little while, but people do it all the time.

  172. fa! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make sure that you remind some of the youngsters here about what you mean by "vinyl". Some of them may not know.

  173. my friend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my friend is doing this for his thesis , except hes using a digital camera , and the record are old ceramic ones , posibly gramphone? anyway its for a mueseum , to archive old recordings....

  174. computers and circular grooves by cosyne · · Score: 2

    It sounds like what you're saying is that it's too difficult to track the groove in the image to extract useful information from it. While a computer can't represent a perfect circle in cartesian coordinates, it can come arbitrarily close. I don't know what lengths this guy's program goes to, but if you have the whole record image, or component parts of it (and if you're doing it right it's probably better to have the computer assemble the component parts), you can do a least squares (or better) fit of a parametric eqation for the spiral groove. You can do this to nearly arbitrary accuracy- the scan resolution will be the limiting factor. So, there's no theoretical problem with determining where the groove should be and where it actually is and determining the sound from that. Technically, though.....

  175. Vinyl Rip by acydophyte · · Score: 0

    What I don't understand is why you can't just link a record player into the line in on your computer, and use musicmatch or some other recording program to rip vinyl? It seems implicitly easier and one heck of a lot more accurate.

  176. This could be a cool steganography hack too. by multiplexo · · Score: 1
    Have a picture of an album, at sufficiently high resolution the tracks of the album can be resolved and this algorithm can be used to extract the sonic information. Of course in order to do this you have to have an LP pressing plant to create the original, but hey, 31337 HAX0rs love to purchase gear.

    Of course if this technique ever caught on you would end up with the high end audio voodoo magazines including scanner reviews along with their reviews of turntables and tube amps. I can see it now...

    Yes, the HP 6350C had a warmer sound than the Canon scanner, but the Canon bought a certain joie de vrie to the reproduction that the HP couldn't match. Played through a Pentium 4 connected to a set of Mark Levinson tube amps and Quad Electrostatics the Canon brought a new life to old recordings

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    1. Re:This could be a cool steganography hack too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teehee, high-end voodoo... I know what you mean.

      About the pressing plant, in the old days, people would cut their own records at home, for voice. You'd buy blank discs (no groove) and just slap them on the recorder.

      No high frequency response, though. You need a real lathe to cut a LP.

  177. Re:"how many grooves on a LP?" by MoldyBeats · · Score: 1

    The real answer is "it depends", and "however many you want".

    Tool's album Opiate has 2 grooves on one side and one on the other. So in that case 3.

    One of the disks of Alice in Chains double ablum "Jar of Flies/Sap" only has one groove on one side, and a carved picture on the other. So in this case 1 is indeed the correct answer.

    Blah. Blah. Blah.

  178. you gotta love a hardcore hack by AndersBrownworth · · Score: 1

    this is an excellent idea. embodies the essence of a true hack. a while ago i was thinking of doing this sort of thing only with CDs. the only problem would be if the scanner wasn't up to the dpi necessary. come to think of it, if we get a scanner to scan a cd at a high enough dpi and use a program like this to create wavs or an iso file, then we could get around the "crippled cd copy protection" measures that inhibit the playing of particular cds in some cdrom drives.

  179. Vinyl isn't a bad storage format. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, vinyl records have long outlasted any image file format to date. I can still play the 78s from 1919, but all those C64 game graphics i worked on as a kid in 1983 are just memories.