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Ohio Law Could Send Spammers To Jail

ej0c writes "We in Ohio are set to save you from Spam. The legislature, with AOL's help, passed a tough anti-spam bill (Reuters). Spam in Ohio, and you'll be in the can for 6 months, with fines of $25,000 per violation, or $2 to $8 per e-mail. Text of the Act."

455 comments

  1. Love at first sight by SIGALRM · · Score: 3, Funny


    Ohio Inmate #7779: What are you in for sir?
    Ohio Inmate #2466: Nuttin' much, assault and burglary. How about you, cutey-pie?
    Ohio Inmate #7779: Selling penis pumps online.
    Ohio Inmate #2466: Eyyyyxcellent...

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    1. Re:Love at first sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully, Ohio Inmate #7779 brought in a plentiful supply of v|agra to share around his new friends...

    2. Re:Love at first sight by lordkuri · · Score: 1

      yeah, because rape is just so damn funny

      asshat

    3. Re:Love at first sight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Ohio, anyone can be sent to jail! It's not just for old people.

    4. Re:Love at first sight by sonicattack · · Score: 1

      Guard #1: There's a problem in block 47.
      Guard #2: The rapists and child molesters again?
      Guard #1: Yep, they have started beating and selling the spammers for sexual services.
      Guard #2: So, what's the problem?
      Guard #1: There arent' enough of the former group.
      Guard #2: Aah, let's transfer some from block #19 to even out the numbers.

  2. I thought we already had tough anti-spam laws? by PeteDotNu · · Score: 0

    I thought that it was just a case of actually finding someone who could enforce them.

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    1. Re:I thought we already had tough anti-spam laws? by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I thought that it was just a case of actually finding someone who could enforce them.

      Yep.

      We've got the Dept of Homeland Security, FBI and CIA chasing terrorists around the world and tracking down their fundraising, but without pursuing all the spammers, for all we know, terrorists are raising funds with phishing and selling junk through spam. Their contempt for people is so complete that they'll slaughter their own countrymen and consider it an acceptable loss in pursuing their goals, so they'd have no problem offering anything and everything to those gullible enough to take them up on whatever offer or hand over their passwords, credit card numbers, bank account numbers or personal identification bits.

      The problem with W. is he still sees the enemy as something that you can shoot or drop a bomb on. No wonder people say there's a problem with intelligence.

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    2. Re:I thought we already had tough anti-spam laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've got the Dept of Homeland Security, FBI and CIA chasing terrorists around the world and tracking down their fundraising, but without pursuing all the spammers, for all we know, terrorists are raising funds with phishing and selling junk through spam.

      Woah there. Terrorists could be raising funds by selling used cars. Terrorists could be raising funds by running a shop. Terrorists could be raising funds by working 9-5 in a factory somewhere. Should we prosecute every used car dealer, shopkeeper and factory worker?

  3. CAN SPAM? by Robert+Hayden · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Doesn't the federal "CAN SPAM" act prevent state laws from taking effect? I thought that was one of the main provisions that kept the new California law (at the time) from happening.

    1. Re:CAN SPAM? by carninja · · Score: 1

      Federal and State laws tend to conflict a lot, and apparently nobody in the government seems to care. Take a look at CA's medicinal marijuana cases, if you want an example.

    2. Re:CAN SPAM? by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

      when there is a conflict between state and federal law...

      match ClosestEnforcer with
      StateTrooper -> FollowStateLaw
      FederalAgent -> FollowFedralLaw

    3. Re:CAN SPAM? by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Actully, local laws are always enforced. The only time another law strikes them down is when it gets appealed to a high court, so if the CAN-SPAM act has provisions about local laws, a Federal court would have to look at the case.

    4. Re:CAN SPAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Take a look at CA's medicinal marijuana cases

      No, don't look at me.

    5. Re:CAN SPAM? by theguywhosaid · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I was going to respond, but I couldnt think of anything that didnt sound stupid

    6. Re:CAN SPAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We in Ohio don't care much about federal supremacy.

      Witness our state "I know! we'll pass a law to get rid of gayness!" Constitutional amendment. :/

    7. Re:CAN SPAM? by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      Whew! It's a good thing you didn't respond!

      -Peter

    8. Re:CAN SPAM? by lunarscape · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, it's not a matter of federal vs. state law in this case. CAN-SPAM specifically allows for state laws that make it illegal to send unsolicited commercial e-mails with forged headers, misleading subject lines, etc. Fortunately, I live in a state with such a law (Maryland), so I am free to sue many spammers as I please. However, if you send a commercial e-mail with a genuine header, relevant subject line, and opt-out address, your actions are legal under CAN-SPAM.

    9. Re:CAN SPAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And (using you as an example) look at how well that's worked...

      Zing!

    10. Re:CAN SPAM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. That was one of the unfortunate provisions of the moronic CAN SPAM Act. It overrides tougher state laws such as California's

      If ever there was evidence that Congress is full of morons and /or crooks, it is the CAN-SPAM Act. It shows a total lack of understanding of the problems posed by spam by almost the entire Congress. Look up the voting record on it. In the Senate, there were only 2 people who voted against it. There was a similar low number in the House.

      If anything, it makes the situation worse by legitimizing spam if it meets the low requirements, the sent from address is valid and it includes remove instructions.

      Congress is either corrupt and catered to e-mail marketers or it is composed almost entirely of morons, or both.

  4. Thanks! by RandoX · · Score: 4, Funny

    Save me from popups while you're at it.

    1. Re:Thanks! by Grey+Ninja · · Score: 2, Insightful

      save yourself. Get Firefox. (I never thought I would have to do this on Slashdot.)

    2. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can somone explain why everyone recomends firefox? I use Mozilla becuase you can download the zip file and extract it to any directory and it just works. But with FireFox - I have to install it.

    3. Re:Thanks! by E_elven · · Score: 1

      Because the Mozilla executable is about 345Mb unless you're reading e-mail, too

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    4. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? I've never had any popups and I'm using FF.

    5. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could you link to one of these pages which produces pop-ups on Mozilla/FireFox?

      Because I haven't seen any.

    6. Re:Thanks! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Try getting a No-CD patch off of gamecopyworld.com and watch a couple popups come up in Firefox.

      Plus, check out the Strong Bad email, Virus, and see an instance of Homestar's face (Click on the Monkey!!) popping up in a new Firefox window among all the fake popups that are part of the Flash animation.

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    7. Re:Thanks! by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      weather.com had one for a while that popped up when you clicked in the search box for local weather. Doesn't seem to be there now, though. They are rare but they do occur.

    8. Re:Thanks! by Commander+Trollco · · Score: 1

      If you check mozilla's FTP site, zipped binaries are still available for all versions of Firefox.

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    9. Re:Thanks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      turn $OFF javascript and you won't get pop ups.........

    10. Re:Thanks! by smooth+wombat · · Score: 1
      Try getting a No-CD patch off of gamecopyworld.com and watch a couple popups come up in Firefox.

      I'm running Firefox 1.0 and went to gamecopyworld.com and see no popups whatsoever. This is a base install with no extensions or anything else.

      Guess the issue is with the Flash animation itself and not the browser. Solution? Don't have Flash installed. It's not necessary to view a web page anyway. Any site that requires Flash to be used isn't worth the time.

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    11. Re:Thanks! by FictionPimp · · Score: 2, Informative

      You dont have to install firefox, go to their ftp server and grab a zip file. I have yet to install firefox.

    12. Re:Thanks! by fognugen · · Score: 1

      suprnova.org has a pop-up window that somehow gets around the Firefox pop-up blocker.

    13. Re:Thanks! by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      He said FireFox, not Mozilla. Mozilla is the suite, firefox is just the browser portion.

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    14. Re:Thanks! by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      It should be noted that the Homestar popups do not occur on IE 6.0, even the pre-SP1 version. I'll have to check more extensively to see what happens with Firefox in Windows versus what happens in Linux.

      I'm not exactly fond of the MS Knowledge Base-esque way of dealing with problems such as the Flash thing. (e.g. Q: System X has problem A: Disable System X) You may prefer not installing Flash, but unlike some people in here, I'd rather not be in a minimalist contest with my system. (e.g not having to browse the web by typing wget www.webz2crapshop.com > crap.txt && htmlparse crap.txt | grep "shopping cart" <><><>(*^/s) > /dev/toilet)

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    15. Re:Thanks! by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Umm, if you actually click something Firefox is *supposed* to allow the popup. Same for Safari which I'm using right now. This also appears to be the case for the gamecopyworld.com situation - the popup shows up when you click a link.

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    16. Re:Thanks! by twentycavities · · Score: 1

      When I click on an article link at drudgereport.com I'll get one sometimes (right before the main window goes to the article). It's not happening right now, though. Maybe once per day?

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    17. Re:Thanks! by RandoX · · Score: 1

      I get them on PacketNews.com. And yes, despite the original response I'm already a FF user.

    18. Re:Thanks! by RazzleFrog · · Score: 1

      I think that is fine for buttons and links but not for textboxes. What valid reason is there for allowing pop-ups on a textbox.

  5. Oh yeah? by swordboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Well, I do all my spamming from China. Come get me.

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    1. Re:Oh yeah? by DaHat · · Score: 0

      No problem, Ohio will just try to extradite you... or, should you ever set foot on US soil (specifically within the reach of Ohio and they know it) you'll find armed persons ready to take you away).

    2. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll firewall your country off and when legitimate Chinese corporations complain about not being able to email the rest of the world, then something will get done there too.

    3. Re:Oh yeah? by kkovach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Where do I sign up to be one of these "armed persons"?

      - Kevin

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    4. Re:Oh yeah? by kaustik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Obviously you know little or nothing about the reality of the legal system. There aren't enough officers to even make attempts at extraditing / hunting down care thiefs, burglers, parole violators from one STATE to the next, let alone camping out waiting for spammers to cross the COUNTRY borders.
      I am all for laws like this, but I highly doubt that they will be enforced with any sort of wrath in the near future.

    5. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Because we all know that Ohio is a HUGE tourist attraction for the Chinese.

    6. Re:Oh yeah? by AceCaseOR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then we need something along the lines of what they have for states that allow Bond Enforcement Agents (read: Bounty Hunters) to bring in those who skip bail. The government sets reward values (or something) for spammers, the bounty hunters bring them in, Spammers go to PYITA Jail.

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    7. Re:Oh yeah? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      And I was just so serious about my above comment, geeze, can't you tell sarcasm when you read it?

    8. Re:Oh yeah? by macrom · · Score: 1

      Bond Enforcement Agents (read: Bounty Hunters)

      You bastard. Now George Lucas is going to change Boba Fett's title to "Bond Enforcement Agent". You just caused the re-release of the Original Trilogy on HD-DVD.

    9. Re:Oh yeah? by kaustik · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Still disagree. Jails are overcrowded. We pay money to keep people in jail. In my opinion, jail should be for violent offenders - to protect citizens from harm and punish the offender. I doubt that most spammers are physically threatening and think that they can safely be punished while they are living at home and paying their own rent.
      Think about why they are spamming in the first place - Money. Fair punishment? Take away their money. Use the fines to pay for the legal fees used in hunting down even more spammers. That way, they are paying for their own punishment, instead of us paying to house them.
      Just my opinion.

    10. Re:Oh yeah? by tgeller · · Score: 1

      Got your house, car, and all other assets through civil forfeiture! And you can't come back to visit your family! Thanks for playing.

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    11. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I figured as much, but there are a lot of posts in this thread with people who think that just because a law is on paper that there will be hoards of officers out enforcing said law... Thought I might as well start the discussion somewhere.

    12. Re:Oh yeah? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Spammers are scum. Even if you fine them for their crime, they will just find another way to try to rip people off. It's not like most spammers actually spam about legitimate services. Most of them are scams or at best products that don't perform as advertised.
      Taking away their money won't magically rehabilitate them. I say take their money AND send them to jail AND make them pay their own way while in jail.

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    13. Re:Oh yeah? by Nephilium · · Score: 1

      Go to your local law enforcement agency, and ask for the forms to receive a concealed carry permit. Then after training, you can be one of those "armed persons".

      (For those who don't know, Ohio has recently passed a CCW law...)

      Nephilium
      Does history record any situation where the majority was right? -- Lazarus Long in Time Enough for Love

    14. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no problem, we'll send team america world police!

      seriousally, I think that bush would be stupid enough to try and take on China.

    15. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only one answer to the problem. Public castration of repeat offenders of any crime.

    16. Re:Oh yeah? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      Training? Hahahahaha! Perhaps you should look into getting a permit in a state that likes it's citizens having guns... like South Dakota.

      Here, to get a concealed weapons permit, one goes down to the sheriffs office, fills out an application and give em 5 bucks for the app fee. One can come back the next day and get a temporary permit from the sheriff so long as you don't have any certain crimes on your record locally.

      Within a month, the secretary of state will conduct a more thorough background check, (how extensive I do not know) and provided you pass, you get your permit in the mail not long after.

      And with no training required, you can see it's not a difficult process, hell, they gave me one. God I love this state.

    17. Re:Oh yeah? by DaHat · · Score: 1

      And if the offender is female like my burglar who was well known by the local police and court system at the time she broke into my house?

    18. Re:Oh yeah? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They'll we'll just have to ask your mom to settle down some.

    19. Re:Oh yeah? by kaustik · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not out to rid the world of scum, especially not using jail. Statistically speaking, jail does NOT rehabilitate offenders. Let them be scum and move on to their next scam. I don't let myself fall for traps like that. What this discussion is about is getting rid of spam. If we take spammers money away, they will stop spamming. Simple as that.

    20. Re:Oh yeah? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "There aren't enough officers to even make attempts at extraditing / hunting down care thiefs"

      Shameful!

      People who steal care bears should be ruthlessly hunted down and exterminated!

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    21. Re:Oh yeah? by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

      But ya gotta think that there's a certain amount of satisfaction knowing a spammer is watching his tail in a cell somewhere, wondering, "Has he bought any of my warez such as Viagra and a penis enlargement?" Oh...yes, it's going to be a very looooong night (don't call the doctor for erections lasting longer than 4 hours).

  6. I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...who owns a Zombie machine. I hope that was taken into consideration.

    1. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      If you read the Ohio law as posted in the link, it states that an offender must "knowingly" break the law!

    2. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But I didn't know spam was illegal!"

    3. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by MORTAR_COMBAT! · · Score: 1

      claiming that you didn't know spam was illegal is not the same thing as claiming that you didn't know your computer was sending spam.

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    4. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Presidential · · Score: 1

      That depends on if you mean '0wnz' or 'owns.' The first seems a little more criminal than the second, though only barely..

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    5. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by REggert · · Score: 1

      I read (well, skimmed) most the text of the act, and from what I got from it, it only makes it illegal to do the following:

      1. Send email advertising a commercial product to 10 or more recipients (or 10 or more different emails to the same recipient).
        AND ALSO
      2. Disguise the origin of the message.

      So, technically, you could legally (at least as far as this law is concerned) send spam from a zombie machine as long as you don't disguise the fact that you (or your company) sent it. Of course, the owner of that machine (or the owner's ISP) may have some words for/legal claims against you.

      However, the tricky part is figuring out and providing (in court) who the sender of the spam actually was.

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    6. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Delphiki · · Score: 1

      The law is about spam, not brain eating. Mmm... brains.

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    7. Re:I wonder what provisions it has for someone... by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

      So do I. Maybe only 10 days in jail and a $1000 fine. Then people will either learn that they have to secure their computers or pay someone to do it for them.

      If your car is unsafe, you are at fault for the damage it does. If your property is unsafe, you are at fault for the damage it does.

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  7. Thats one way to stop them? by Pamplemousse · · Score: 0, Redundant

    But is it really all that bad? I mean sure I am totaly against spamming, but 6 months in prison? Seems a little harsh to me. But I suppose it will stop spamming more effectivly than a light slap on the wrist and an admonition not to do it again.

    1. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      I could be wrong, but it looks like the prison term would only apply if the spam is fraudulent. If this is the case, then I don't have a problem with it. Prison seems reasonable for attempted fraud.

    2. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A prison term is the only way to truly deter someone from spamming. Financial penalties are pointless. When Joe Trailerpark decides to start spamming, he is faced with the choice of doing something that is financially lucrative or doing the next best alternative which would probably be something along the lines of working at Taco Bell. The way he sees it, even if he were sued for everything he had, he wouldn't be any worse off than he would have been by not spamming and taking the shitty fast food job. Prison on the other hand would make him really stop and think, and most likely he would decide that spamming just isn't worth it. Sure some people will do it anyway, just like some people sell drugs, but that is what the legal system is there for.

    3. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Jail won't hurt them if they still get to keep their money. They'll be living for free for six months while their ill-gotten gains earn interest.

      Hit them where it hurts, their bank account. Confiscate any and all funds attributed to the spam.

      And then take their bank's license away for having paid interest on said funds.

      The only thing that kills roaches like that is other roaches.

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    4. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by JudgeFurious · · Score: 4, Interesting


      That is in fact totally correct. If "Joe Trailerpark" is faced with a consequence along the lines of a 6 month prison stretch then he's going to take that into account when deciding whether he really wants to make that fast cash and certainly it sounds harsh. That's why it works. Is Joe Trailerpark a "criminal" though? Probably not but that's exactly why this could be effective.

      I have a law enforcement background (8 years of MP work in the army followed by another 5 years in civilian law enforcement) and this reminds me of something I learned many years ago in one of the endless ongoing training courses I sat through. The subject was capital punishment as a deterrant but the basic idea still fits.

      We went over a series of case studies with interviews that clearly showed that the death penalty was not in any way a deterrant to the people who had consented to be interviewed. They either never considered it or the idea that they might be caught and sentenced to death for doing what they did was in no way a factor when they made the decision to commit the crime.

      When another series of interviews were done with people who agreed to discuss the death penalty most of the respondent stated that they would consider the possiblity of being put to death a big factor in whether they would commit a murder regardless of the circumstances. They also were very much under the illusion that having a death penalty in place helped reduce the number of murders.

      Basically it comes down to the mindsets of criminals being very different from the mindsets of the average person. A harsh sentence deters those who in most cases wouldn't do it to begin with and barely registers with the people who would. In Joe Trailerparks case finding out whether he decides to spam in the face of prison time will be pretty revealing. Some of them, probably a majority of them will be deterred from doing it. Others, probably far fewer, regardless of how harsh the penalty may be will do it anyway.

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    5. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by rpozz · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but I think if you get convicted of a crime, all assets from that crime are 'confiscated'.

    6. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prison on the other hand would make him really stop and think, and most likely he would decide that spamming just isn't worth it. Sure some people will do it anyway, just like some people sell drugs, but that is what the legal system is there for.

      And we can only hope that putting spammers in jail will work as well as locking up drug dealers. Cause it's not like I could just walk out of my office, hop on the subway, head to a certain neighborhood and score myself some heroin in under an hour. Yeah, that locking up drug dealers thing is really working huh.

      Prison will deter some people, mostly those who come from affluent backrounds looking to make a quick buck. There will always be people who want/need the money and are willing to take the risk (and along with that risk comes increased profit, don't forget).

    7. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by ChrisPee · · Score: 1
      That's Insightful? Recidivism is rampant among thieves, rapists, and drug dealers, but we can expect the *spammers* to have a change of heart?

      I'm rolling my eyes as hard as I possibly can.

    8. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by TheWizardOfCheese · · Score: 1

      A prison term is the only way to truly deter someone from spamming.

      So execution wouldn't work then ;-)

      Prison on the other hand would make [Joe Trailerpark] really stop and think ...

      Why should it, if nothing else has? Joe's whole problem is that he has no frontal lobes - he does not clearly anticipate the consequences of his actions. That's why he's living in a trailer park.

      ... some people will do it anyway, just like some people sell drugs

      Yes, well "some people" are all that is required. The whole country is knee-deep in drugs, even though only some people sell them.

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    9. Re:Thats one way to stop them? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      Yea, I'm going to have to sort of, disagree, here. If someone has no ability to control their actions at all and never thinks about the consequences, the most effective way to make money fast in their minds would be to rob a bank. The reason that individuals who spam probably wouldn't do this is fear of getting caught and going to prison. So presumably they have some control of their actions and consider consequences which keeps them from doing really bad things. They might, however, have no morals and ethics, which is what would lead them to spam. They would know that the current laws and systems of enforcement do not provide a huge deterrent to spammers. If prison time were a real possibility, they might be exactly the type of person who would be deterred. Spam wouldn't be such a problem if we only got a few spams a week, but when mailboxes clog up with hundreds of spams a day, that adds up to serious money.

  8. Good start, but by Luveno · · Score: 5, Funny
    "We in Ohio are set to save you from Spam"

    Does not atone for what you did on November 2nd.

    1. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice.

    2. Re:Good start, but by jhutch2000 · · Score: 0

      Don't blame me! It was those rednecks from southern Ohio who came down out of the hills to vote for the retarded cowboy from Texas. Most of us folks with a higher than fourth grade education in the north voted for Kerry.

      Heck, even Tom Brokaw kept saying how Ohio is basically two different states based on how we vote and view the world.

    3. Re:Good start, but by Bilzmoude · · Score: 0

      Be careful. Kerry may not have the politics you agree with, but one thing is pretty much agreed across the board... Bush is much more a fool than Kerry. Kerry can talk like a president, Bush can be laughed at when he talks. It was difficult to laugh at Kerry, unless you disagree with his polics. Bush is laughable from both camps!

    4. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn proud!

    5. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Doesn't really matter. He is from the other party, and therefore stupid and wrong. If Jesus Christ himself had run (Democrat, of course. Jesus was into helping the poor and not getting involved in any fights.) he would have lost, same as Kerry, and been decried for all his ignorant beliefs that don't fit the harsh new world of ours.

    6. Re:Good start, but by JudgeFurious · · Score: 1

      Funny of course but honestly ask yourself, will it be worth the ensuing battle? Dude, the zealots are going to jump on this like white on rice.

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    7. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atone for what? Not electing an utter fool? Ohio deserves to be praised for this!

      Wait... I'm confused. Are you saying that Ohio's electoral votes didn't go to Bush?

    8. Re:Good start, but by goldspider · · Score: 1
      "Most of us folks with a higher than fourth grade education in the north voted for Kerry."

      The "If you voted for Bush, you are a moron" ticket didn't fare particularly well this election. I don't suppose you'd care to explain how that sentiment will ever win over support to your cause.

      And yes, I know, IHBT.

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    9. Re:Good start, but by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I happen to be in southern Ohio and I am neither a redneck nor a Bush supporter.

      I do, however, agree that Ohio tends to be split on the issues, but it's divided into more than just two sections. The lake region tends to be more liberal, Appalacia tends to be really conservative, central Ohio is usually fairly moderate though it does occasionally swing toward one end or the other of the spectrum, and Cinci is just plain weird at times (This is the town that Jerry Springer was mayor of, after all. They even arrested a little old lady for obstruction because she went around feeding expired parking meters so people wouldn't get tickets.).

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    10. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another sore $LOSER..........

    11. Re:Good start, but by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      It won't win over support... There is nothing to win. Election is over.

      However, as far as morons voting for Bush... Things made a lot more sense for me when I realized that over half the people out there voting are below average intelligence.

      This same realization explains the reality show craze on TV, too. It probably also explains people who prefer cats over dogs, too, but I can't prove that one.

    12. Re:Good start, but by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ clearly would not have aligned himself with either party. They both have planks in their platform that would be totally against his teachings.
      You're right that Jesus was into helping the poor (through individual contribution, not through government spending), and he was not into physical confrontation, but to be sure, he was not against a good verbal onslaught.

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    13. Re:Good start, but by Swamii · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well said. Being a Republican Bush supporter myself, I must agree that if Jesus were here, he wouldn't support either party, let alone run on either ticket.

      As far as physical confrontation, didn't Jesus throw all the tables and tents of the marketers out of the Temple? I think that's pretty physical and in-your-face. At least he would agree with us on the issue of spammers. :-)

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    14. Re:Good start, but by Jaeph · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure it does. I think too many people get caught up in the whole red team vs blue team nonsense, especially when both teams really stink right now.

      Spam, otoh, is a real and tangible problem that affects me daily at work and at home. I haven't read the text yet, but I applaud people working over real issues rather than silly my team vs your team crap.

      -Jeff

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    15. Re:Good start, but by goldspider · · Score: 2, Funny

      It might also explain Leap Year, and why the U.S. government recognizes Missouri as a state.

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    16. Re:Good start, but by Dominatus · · Score: 1

      Democrats not getting involved in any fights? What do you call the Vietnam War?

    17. Re:Good start, but by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >Things made a lot more sense for me when I realized that over half the people out there voting are below average intelligence.
      How do you figure. Since most eligible voters did not vote, and are therefore idiots who deserve whatever happens to them, then by definition of average, most of the people who DID vote are of above average intelligence.
      And don't give me some line about non-voterers being protestors of both candidates. This thread was clearly expressing that Kerry would have won if "smart" people had voted. I'm sorry, but everyone knew the race was close and individual votes would count. Clearly the smart people, are the ones who did vote, whichever side they voted for.

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    18. Re:Good start, but by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'd forgotten about that. But on that note, I've heard speakers in the past point out that Jesus overturned the money lenders tables, but he didn't overturn the money lenders themselves.

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    19. Re:Good start, but by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "However, as far as morons voting for Bush... Things made a lot more sense for me when I realized that over half the people out there voting are below average intelligence."

      Well, considering the number of votes was split pretty darned close between the two candidates...and you have to figure on average that half the voters for each candidate were below average roughly, then half for each candidate were above averages...roughly.

      Why does everyone suppose that if you voted for Bush..or just voted against Kerry, that you are of below average intelligence?

      Many of the people I know, are all way above average intelligence..earn good money ($50K - over), and found they supported GWB over Kerry. Intelligence level has nothing to do with who voted for who in the election. Kerry couldn't get out a message to convince over half the voters to select him, Bush did.

      I think if the Dems don't get off the elitist view of "you're stupid if you didn't vote for us"...or if you lean more towards traditional American values and views, and aren't for a very progressive agenda that you are somehow intellectually inferior....they aren't going to do very well in the future elections.

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    20. Re:Good start, but by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      They even arrested a little old lady for obstruction because she went around feeding expired parking meters so people wouldn't get tickets.

      Which makes sense. I hate people who think they're doing the world a favor by feeding strangers' meters. It defeats the primary purpose of the meter, which is supposed to be there to ensure turnover- it makes sure that multiple people get a chance to park in the space, and that it isn't hogged by a single car all day. People think they're just for collecting "rent" for the space, but that's of secondary importance.
      Meter maids often mark your tires with chalk and log your plates anyway, so you can still get a ticket for meter feeding.

    21. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Those idjits in Ohio were the only ones to vote for dubya, yet he still won.

      Maybe you need someone to draw you a picture.

    22. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't imagine that Jesus forced the money lenders into a naked pile and tortured them either...

    23. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You obviously have not heard of Republican Jesus.

    24. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least you posted your name correctly Mr. Moron.

    25. Re:Good start, but by beamin · · Score: 1

      Do your traditional values include hating fags, or deficit spending, or warmongering? I'm confused. But then, maybe I'm just of below average intelligence.

    26. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jesus was into helping the poor (through individual contribution, not through government spending)"

      Can you direct me to the part of the Gospel where Jesus says he is against government spending to help the poor?

    27. Re:Good start, but by wintermute740 · · Score: 1

      "Does not atone for what you did on November 2nd."

      Don't blame me... I voted Badnarick.

    28. Re:Good start, but by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

      The naked pile was the torture. I would choose naked pile over decapitation any day. Hell, people pay good money in some places for the naked pile.

    29. Re:Good start, but by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Money lenders? It's been a while since bible school, but weren't they money changers? Some sort of scam that only certain monies were 'holy' enough to be donations?

      Quote:
      When it was almost time for the Jewish Passover, Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple courts he found men selling cattle, sheep and doves, and others sitting at tables exchanging money. So he made a whip out of cords, and drove all from the temple area, both sheep and cattle; he scattered the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables. To those who sold doves he said, "Get these out of here! How dare you turn my Father's house into a market!"

      Let's see, he whipped the cattle out of the temple. Threw the money-changer's coins around, overturned their tables (remember, these tables would not be the card tables of today. Think dinner table), and yelled at the guys selling birds. I can't imagine him being able to do all this without getting at least a little physical with somebody. Would you just sit there and allow somebody to throw your money around?

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    30. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Do your traditional values include hating fags"

      No, we just don't believe in giving out state benefits based upon the method of achieving orgasm.

    31. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, ain't Slashdot great. Plenty of replys about what party Jesus would be in. None about how he would be thought of by opposing parties.

      Anyone care to comment on how a pure, virtuous, intelligent man who chose a party (any party) would be viciously attacked and villified by the opposing parties?

    32. Re:Good start, but by morningstar8 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a nice theory, but I don't believe it. If the goal is to prevent somebody from hogging a space all day, then a parking meter doesn't do the job; I can defeat the "goal" by feeding the meter. I think the real goal is often to gain revenue from both meter receipts and parking violation receipts. It's certainly worth big money in Milwaukee, my nearest big city; see this Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel article for recent coverage.

    33. Re:Good start, but by Hatta · · Score: 1

      The smart ones are the ones who knew that no matter who won, the people would lose, and opted out. Participating in the game only legitimizes it. We call this a valid election when only 60% of the population votes. Would this be a valid election if only 6% voted? Where is the line? Why is there no quorum for presidential elections?

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    34. Re:Good start, but by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Do your traditional values include hating fags, or deficit spending, or warmongering? I'm confused. But then, maybe I'm just of below average intelligence."

      Hmm...ok, I'll feed the troll.

      First...if I'd have said the word 'fag' in reference to homosexuals, I'd have probably been called a bigot. Nice to see its ok for you to call them that. Me? I personally don't have any problem with what two consenting adults do behind closed doors...as long as I doesn't hurt anyone else. I think everyone should be treated equally for jobs and all, but, I believe marriage should be reserved for male/female bond. I don't have a problem with some kind of civil allowances for people that want relationships outside of marriage for transfer of property, benefits, etc.

      Deficit spending? No, I'm VERY disappointed in the fact that Bush, so far has not vetoed a spending bill that I know of. I can understand that the war and the halt of the economy after 9/11, and the recession he inherited are valid contributions to the deficit, but, I'm more fiscally conservative, and wish spending had been cut more. I do not for a minute believe John Kerry would spend one cent less, but, probably try to spend more. I hope that the Bushies start cutting back. I am looking forward to them trying to reform the tax code....I'd love to see it simplified to something such as nat'l sales tax or flat tax (modified to help the poorest of poor)

      Warmongering? Nope..don't believe in that...but, I do believe in doing whatever is needed to protect our US interests and security. I think those in power went into Iraq with full justification, albeit not the ones they publicised the most (WMD). The WMD call was valid at the time based on all intelligence most 1st world countries believed to be true. I feel we were more than justified in that Iraq had never complied with the terms of their surrender from the first Gulf War...I don't think we would have given Germany or Japan over 12 years to comply with the terms of their surrender at the end of WW2 like we did with Iraq.

      But, I do believe that the above stated goes along with traditional American values...along with keeping families together, promoting good citizenship, good common sense morality, parents that are responsible parents. This time around, the Reps. seemed to speak to these type of issues, if not directly, in context with everything else they said.

      I don't like everything that Bush and the Reps do and say...I liked some of the things I heard from Kerry and the Dems...but, over all, I balanced it out, as many did...and found the Reps. had more I liked than the Dems. overall...

      On the other hand...maybe I'm cynical, but, I don't believe that if Kerry had won, that things internationally nor domestically would have changed all that much...

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    35. Re:Good start, but by kaustik · · Score: 1

      Here in San Francisco, many of the meters are designated as "1 hour maximun parking". You are not allowed to feed the meter and will indeed be ticketed.

    36. Re:Good start, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny, the group of people determined to make sure every individual has a vote, and to make sure every individual is heard, are the ones complaining about the average intelligence of the voters destroying an election when the result doesn't go the way they want.

      I also find it interesting that my political science courses in college presented statistics on general voter trends. As education level improved, the voter tended to have a greater conservative slant. If that were true (and I see no reason to disbelieve it), it would seem the original argument is self-defeating. The voters with the below average intelligence should be voting Democrat.

      So the stupid voter argument is screwed both ways. Either the party is a victim of its own universal suffrage ideals, or the low intelligence of their supporters (perhaps a history recap of Florida is in order) left them confused at the ballot box.

    37. Re:Good start, but by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a nice theory, but I don't believe it. If the goal is to prevent somebody from hogging a space all day, then a parking meter doesn't do the job; I can defeat the "goal" by feeding the meter.

      This is the typical propellorhead thinking that programmers are known for. A solution doesn't have to be perfect to be viable. If it works most of the time, that might still be OK. Usually people don't feed the meter, and most of the spaces clear out after a few hours.
      The parking meter was invented in 1935, and is probably the best solution for this problem that uses 1930s technology. Nowadays we might come up with a system where photos of your license plate are relayed to a central computer. The fact that nobody is working on this shows how well parking meters do their job despite the problem of the occasional meter feeder. (That and the fact that municipalities have gotten addicted to nickel and diming us as you observe.)

    38. Re:Good start, but by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      All you'd have to do is have a parking meter that sent out an infared beam every 30 second or so and bounced it off the car.

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    39. Re:Good start, but by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No kidding. That's that new part of the Bible, I guess, the same where it lets people cut their sideburns and get divorced, but still not be gay. I really need to update my copy.

      Seriously, Jesus wouldn't run for office, given that he was basically expected to overthrow the government of that time and didn't.

      As for his political position on government welfare...well, he didn't do anything, but his follows did organize an organized system of welfare, they just did it within the church. When you joined, you sold off all your extra material goods and donated the money to the church.

      Nowadays, that's called a 'commune'.

      However, I feel sure he'd fail to join either party if he did come back, as they hold completely incompatible positions on, for example, drug use.

      (First person to comment 'That's all just a story' gets a kick in the shins, because it's perfectly possible to comment on what a fictional character would do!)

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    40. Re:Good start, but by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah but this would solve a not-too-serious problem (the few meter feeders out there, who sometimes get ticketed for meter feeding anyway) and removes an incidental benefit of the coin-based system which municipalities have gotten addicted to.
      Your infrared/microcontroller idea might have gained traction if it were available in 1935. The only reason parking meters originally took coins at all, instead of requiring you to do something simple like turn a crank on a timer, was to prevent people from walking down the street cranking everyone's meters. The coin requirement effectively prevented "obstruction" from altruistic bystanders. Altrusim goes away if it costs money.

  9. You know what I'm looking forward to by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 0, Troll

    Is when someone posts that stupid pre made form where they check off the boxes as to why this won't work. I can't wait for that one.

    1. Re:You know what I'm looking forward to by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      It won't stop spam though... probably won't even slow it down.

      What it has the potential to do is throw a few of the scumbags in jail, which is worth doing.

    2. Re:You know what I'm looking forward to by thebra · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wait no more!

      Your post advocates a

      ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

      approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

      ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
      ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
      ( ) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
      ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
      ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
      ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
      ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
      ( ) The police will not put up with it
      ( ) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
      ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
      ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
      ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
      ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

      Specifically, your plan fails to account for

      ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
      ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
      ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
      ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
      ( ) Asshats
      ( ) Jurisdictional problems
      ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
      ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
      ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
      ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
      ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
      ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
      ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
      ( ) Extreme profitability of spam
      ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
      ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
      ( ) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
      ( ) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
      ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
      ( ) Outlook

      and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

      ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
      been shown practical
      ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
      ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
      ( ) Blacklists suck
      ( ) Whitelists suck
      ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
      ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
      ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
      ( ) Sending email should be free
      ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
      ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
      ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
      ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
      ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
      ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

      Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

      ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
      ( ) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
      ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
      house down!

    3. Re:You know what I'm looking forward to by IncarnadineConor · · Score: 1

      You didn't fill it out! I'm so disapointed.

    4. Re:You know what I'm looking forward to by Yakko · · Score: 1

      Too bad this form doesn't say what WILL work, although if I get its drift properly, "do nothing" is what it's advocating.

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  10. Not so great... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm finally getting the other folks in my office to use Thunderbird as an email client, the big selling point was spam filtering. Trends like this may make such FOSS evangelism harder, since people (esp. the lawyers) can just rely on the law to protect them rather than go to the trouble of trying software that didn't come with the machine.

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    1. Re:Not so great... by DrWhizBang · · Score: 1

      I do hope you are trying to make a joke.

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    2. Re:Not so great... by Thunderstruck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nope, I'm a laywer, they're lawyers, this is how we're taught to think. If we can assume that a sheet of paper signed by a judge will keep your ex girlfriend from stalking you, we can certainly assume that the law will keep spam at bay. (And thus technological solutions are not needed.)

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    3. Re:Not so great... by Dan+Ost · · Score: 1

      I propose a new moderation: +1 Scary If True

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    4. Re:Not so great... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news...

      Having police officers on patrol became harder to justify when the crime rate dropped by 0.01%.

    5. Re:Not so great... by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Nope, I'm a laywer, they're lawyers, this is how we're taught to think. If we can assume that a sheet of paper signed by a judge will keep your ex girlfriend from stalking you, we can certainly assume that the law will keep spam at bay. (And thus technological solutions are not needed.)

      The ex-girlfriend has possible defenses other than that piece of paper. Arguing that technical solutions to spam are not needed because "we can pass laws" is stupid. I'm not at all suprised to hear a lawyer make the argument, though. Lawyers aren't taught to think, or to be fair. They are taught to lie and cheat in order to win their case.

  11. Spambotnet? by buro9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Scenario... innocent dumb user has their computer hijacked and made part of a spam botnet.

    Did they just spam? Are they now off to jail?

    1. Re:Spambotnet? by Sc00ter · · Score: 1
      If they didn't know I doubt it would be their fault. The same would be true if you left your car unlocked in your driveway and somebody took it and drove it through the park running over countless people. How is that the car owners fault?

    2. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Response...innocent dumb user ALSO has hired legal advice and allowed authorities to conduct an investigation - both which should vindicate the 'innocent dumb user' from his/her crime.

      Ignorance isn't allowed by law, but careful examination of the evidence in such a case would easily vindicate the user of responsibility.

    3. Re:Spambotnet? by hackstraw · · Score: 3, Funny

      From TFA:

      If signed into law, it would outlaw Internet ads that are deceptive or misleading and ban people from setting up false accounts to send spam, the junk e-mail that clogs consumers' online mailboxes and taxes the resources of Internet service providers.

      Did the "innocent dumb user" set up a false account to send spam?

      Did the "innocent dumb user" gain from sending spam?

      Who cares, thow them in jail anyway :) I don't believe in innocent dumb users.

    4. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they didn't know I doubt it would be their fault. The same would be true if you left your car unlocked in your driveway and somebody took it and drove it through the park running over countless people. How is that the car owners fault?


      Beats me, but you're still held responsible in that case.

      I wish I were kidding.

    5. Re:Spambotnet? by rebeka+thomas · · Score: 0

      Scenario... innocent dumb user has their computer hijacked and made part of a spam botnet.

      Did they just spam? Are they now off to jail?


      Hopefully they too will be charged. Jail if it takes. There is no excuse for running a compromised machine when so many good secure solutions exist.

      Ignorance is no excuse.

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    6. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should have read the FA...

    7. Re:Spambotnet? by Secrity · · Score: 1

      The computer owner who gets his computer hijacked is not innocent, dumb maybe, but not innocent.

      There have been way too many public warnings about the insecurity of PCs for hijacked computer owners to claim innocence. I wouldn't think that the courts would send the dumb user to jail for the first offense. If there were enough trials where dumb users were made to pay a fine and had their computer confiscated, then maybe computer owners might consider securing their PCs. A computer is not a harmless appliance.

    8. Re:Spambotnet? by ratboy666 · · Score: 1

      Would an "innocent user" that is part of a spambot net be charged and jailed?

      Only in my best dream! Oh, god, I sure hope so.

      Won't happen, but it sure makes a fine fantasy. People would have a choice -- bring in an "expert" to secure their computer, or face the consequence. Loads and loads of business.

      Problems: The gov would create a monopoly oversight and/or regulate the service. Microsoft would be left alone. Users would no longer be allowed (by gov fiat) to run ANY services. And so on.

      Far worse than the original problem. But, the thought of the "Internet Polic" busting someone ... (almost) priceless.

      Ratboy

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    9. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are they now off to jail?

      Of course! How can you call yourself a patriotic American if you haven't been to jail in the past year??

    10. Re:Spambotnet? by Espectr0 · · Score: 1

      If that's what it takes for people to keep their systems updated, maybe i would like that. I would rather go for a fine, for "social responsability" on a innocent person's first offense though

    11. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Scenario... innocent dumb user has their computer hijacked and made part of a spam botnet.

      Hopefully they too will be charged. Jail if it takes.

      /me starts counting the number of compromised machines out there.
      I think we're going to need a bigger jail.

    12. Re:Spambotnet? by oexeo · · Score: 1
      if there were enough trials where dumb users were made to pay a fine and had their computer confiscated

      And, that was about the time computer user "Secrity" postings mysteriously stopped appearing on /.

      Seriously your views are rather stupid. Have you seen the Hitchcock film Rope? maybe you should, you might learn something.

    13. Re:Spambotnet? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      Couldn't we follow this up the chain and blame microsoft, or any other software provider named in a suit, for putting out software that is suseptiable to this sort of activity. Sure we could just blame everybody. The ISP for not blocking it, the phone company for providing lines, everyone on the internet for being targets of spam and consumers of spammers wares. The persons parents for not raising him right. If we blame enough people maybe the one person really responsable wont have to worry about anything.

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    14. Re:Spambotnet? by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

      Remember, this is the same country where your land can be seized by the government if someone else grows marijuana on it. Even if they were trespassing and you weren't aware it was going on. How is this any different from owning a computer that is part of a botnet? In both cases, an unauthorized person is using your property illegally without your knowledge or consent.

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    15. Re:Spambotnet? by Feanturi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think that an investigation would prove an unwilling zombie to be innocent. If they can't find a money trail or anything for you, and no supporting evidence other than the existance of trojans on your machine, they must conclude you got hijacked. Someone just being clever in running a compromised machine on purpose to pretend to be a victim is going to slip up elsewhere, their life-situation may easily give them away. An investigation can show that you have stuff in your house you shouldn't be able to afford on your declared income, for example. When they start asking questions about that stuff, you're in trouble.

    16. Re:Spambotnet? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      A computer is sold and marketed as a harmless appliance. By default (in MS software), protection is set at unacceptably low levels, and add on protection costs money. Despite what you say about warnings, most people are unaware that their computer can be taken over. I do not fault the user in this case. One can't expect Joe Sixpack to know how to secure his PC against hackers. Even people who USE computers at work on a daily basis are not normally expected to keep their computers safe. That is normally the IT departments responsibility. So how can we expect a home user to do so?
      Not that I want to blame Microsoft or anyone else. At least the protection is usually THERE if you know how to turn it on.
      The person ultimately to blame for this is the spammer or script kiddie. We shouldn't NEED to have anti-virus protection. We shouldn't NEED to have spam filtering in our e-mail clients. Heck, we shouldn't NEED to lock the door on our house when we leave. People who take advantage of unlocked doors, unsecured computers, and unfiltered inboxes are scum and don't deserve to live in our society.

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    17. Re:Spambotnet? by oexeo · · Score: 1

      > Couldn't we follow this up the chain

      I tested this theory once, the results are revealing:

      Spam:
      Spammers -> Zombie computers -> OS -> Microsoft -> Bill Gates

      Road accidents:
      Car manufactures -> Electrical malfunction -> On-board software -> Microsoft -> Bill Gates

      Lack of cancer cure:
      Inadequate Science -> Scientists -> Science education software -> Microsoft -> Bill Gates

      World hunger:
      Poverty -> Evil governments -> Government policy decision software -> Microsoft -> Bill Gates

    18. Re:Spambotnet? by Secrity · · Score: 1

      snipped
      One can't expect Joe Sixpack to know how to secure his PC against hackers. Even people who USE computers at work on a daily basis are not normally expected to keep their computers safe. That is normally the IT departments responsibility. So how can we expect a home user to do so?

      As I said, it only takes a few people to get fined and their computers confiscated for allowing their computers to be used in an illegal manner before people start taking this shit seriously.

      The person ultimately to blame for this is the spammer or script kiddie. We shouldn't NEED to have anti-virus protection. We shouldn't NEED to have spam filtering in our e-mail clients. Heck, we shouldn't NEED to lock the door on our house when we leave. People who take advantage of unlocked doors, unsecured computers, and unfiltered inboxes are scum and don't deserve to live in our society.

      I fully agree with you; and most people lock their houses and this is why burglars are sent to jail and why spammers should be sent to jail.

    19. Re:Spambotnet? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >As I said, it only takes a few people to get fined and their computers confiscated for allowing their computers to be used in an illegal manner before people start taking this shit seriously.
      And by taking it seriously, that probably means throwing away their computer, because we still can't expect Joe Sixpack to be able to understand how to properly secure a Windows Computer, nor pay the high price of having someone else do it for him.

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    20. Re:Spambotnet? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      lets push the blame a little further
      Bill Gates -> DOJ -> Pres. Bush -> Florida (in 2005 Ohio)

      I blame Florida for all the worlds problems.

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    21. Re:Spambotnet? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      If people cannot secure a computer, or hire someone to do it for them, they should not be operating a computer where it can harm others. Period.

      I don't know why people seem to have a problem with this.

      In this society, we don't let people do things that they don't know how to do that could hurt others if they do them wrong. Or we make them do them by themselves, or at least on their own land

      I mean, hell, forget the obvious example of driving, look at hairdressers. We require them to know what they are doing when they operate in public. You can't just put up a sign and start cutting hair.

      Or restaurants. We not only require they know what they're doing, we actually check them on it. We don't go 'Undercooked chicken? Ha ha ha! Well, good thing no one died this time. You be sure to cook it next time.'.

      No one's trying to keep people from operating a computer, just like no one stops parents from cutting their kid's hair or giving them food. It's when you do things that can harm the public that the government gets involved.

      Within days of making users responsible for things their computer does and they could have prevented, we'll see software products and ISPs both aimed at protecting people from these fines advertisted the crap out of on TV, with a promise to pay the fine if they don't. And people will go and buy them, and all will be good.

      And, hell, no one says the fines have to be crippling. A 100 dollar fine isn't going to kill any household that has an internet connection, but it will make them go out and spend 60 dollars on an antivirus program. In fact, that could even count as a discount towards the fine.

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    22. Re:Spambotnet? by (H)elix1 · · Score: 1

      I think that an investigation would prove an unwilling zombie to be innocent.

      Not that you will ever see your hardware again, innocent zombie or not...

    23. Re:Spambotnet? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      I don't believe in innocent dumb users.

      Only because you never met my parents.

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    24. Re:Spambotnet? by slavemowgli · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but no. The user didn't actually do anything - it was just his computer that was used to send spam. If I kill someone with your gun, you don't go to jail for that, either. :) At least that's the way it *should* be.

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    25. Re:Spambotnet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't believe in innocent dumb users."

      There are no dumb users, only dumb computers.

  12. A couple of questions by bm17 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Does this affect spammers who operate in Ohio but send the spam from outside of the state? Or outside of the country?

    2) Does this affect spammers from outside of Ohio who send spam into the state?

    1. Re:A couple of questions by RichDiesal · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the text of the act, this includes any recipient of spam, defining recipient as:

      (a) A receiving address furnished by an electronic mail service provider that bills for furnishing and maintaining that receiving address to a mailing address within this state;

      (b) A receiving address ordinarily accessed from a computer located within this state or by a person domiciled within this state;

      (c) Any other receiving address with respect to which this section can be imposed consistent with the United States Constitution.

      So, that means that this act is designed to apply to anyone that sends spam to anyone that lives in Ohio, checks their e-mail in Ohio, or has an e-mail service provider/ISP located in Ohio.

      How enforceable that is, is really anyone's guess. But I do see it as wise to define spam by who receives it rather than who sends it ("spammers").

    2. Re:A couple of questions by trilks · · Score: 1

      Excellent questions that I hope the Ohioans addressed. For #1, I wouldn't think there are too many heavy spammers in OH, but hey, never hurts to clean up the few that there are. I wouldn't think that the destination of the spam would matter, but I'm sure some lawyer will try to convince a judge differently.

      For #2, I'm sure it will not affect spammers outside of OH. I'd like to see them try to charge someone in China, and the laughter of the Chinese government in response.

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    3. Re:A couple of questions by lottameez · · Score: 1

      In light of your questions, it seems the solution is not to target the spammer, but to go after those companies featured in the spam.

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    4. Re:A couple of questions by nizo · · Score: 1

      Sweet, are there any good providers of email services located in Ohio? I smell a home business here: I get spam mail, track people down here in the US, and extort money from them so I don't turn them in for spamming me.....

    5. Re:A couple of questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, several months ago, there was a spammer from Akron, Ohio that was identified on Slashdot.

    6. Re:A couple of questions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So, that means that this act is designed to apply to anyone that sends spam to anyone that lives in Ohio, checks their e-mail in Ohio, or has an e-mail service provider/ISP located in Ohio.

      My only problem with this is that how do I know an email address of bob@charter.net lives in Ohio or New York? Seems a little short sided to just target an unknown set of recipients eh?

    7. Re:A couple of questions by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If you are a spammer, yes. If you are an unwilling recipient, then no.

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    8. Re:A couple of questions by REggert · · Score: 1
      Both questions can be answered with just one paragraph from the act:
      (B) No person, with regard to commercial electronic mail messages sent from or to a computer in this state, shall do any of the following:
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    9. Re:A couple of questions by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      AOL is the company pushing hardest for this law.

      Most AOL users interact with the Internet from behind AOL's proxy servers, and their IP address gives no indication of what State they are a resident of. In fact, AOL users in Europe appear to be located in the US, as the traffic is proxied through AOL's computer center in Virginia.

      I guess in order to enforce this, now the government will need a big database matching email addresses to mailing addresses.

      Hey, if a state can claim jurisdiction over email delivery, why not a city?

      If a city can claim jurisdiction over email and its content, can a ordinance in Berkeley making it a criminal offense to engage in hate speech in email (between consenting adults) be far off?

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  13. Jail time may do it by gargonia · · Score: 1

    I wonder if jail time will be an effective deterrent for spammers. I think the lack of any real teeth in current legislation has kept the current spam laws from having any real effect. Even if the spammers are actually fined the fines represent a significantly smaller amount than the potential profits from spamming. If this passes, is upheld as legal, and is enforced it will be very interesting to see what kind of spam, if any, continues to originate from Ohio.

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    1. Re:Jail time may do it by luvbassonacid · · Score: 1

      yeah jail time will definetly work as a deterrant, just like it did with that whole War On Drugs. I mean c'mon, who does drugs anymore...

      and unfortunetly, like drugs, spam isent going anywhere for a while. we have witnessed "spam" throught history, before 8086 came about, we used to call it "unsolicited advertiesments."

      do i attempt to suggest i have a solution to spam, no.

      but i DO attempt to suggest more people in jail IS NOT the answer.

      imagine the uproar.. March 25, 1932. OHIO passes countrys first anti-traveling-salesman law...

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  14. Treat Spam like drugs by Lord+Kano · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We send drug dealers and drug buyers to jail, we should treat spam the same way.

    We should punish the idiots that buy things advertised in Spam.

    One could argue that the "war on drugs" is a failure, and for the most part they'd be right, but I was a kid in the mid to late 1970s and the culture has changed dramatically with regard to drugs. People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

    Take away the incentive to send the spam out and fewer people will risk it.

    LK

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    1. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Lansphere · · Score: 1

      People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

      Yes it has changed. They are smoking crack now!

    2. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by bannerman · · Score: 2

      "People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore."

      Funny, I observed that exact thing last year when I was browsing around downtown in Minneapolis.

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    3. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Insightful?

      So we should send people who try to buy penis pumps to jail?!?

      And sure, the percentage of the population that smokes marijuana has increased dramatically since the '70s, and so has our prison population (2 million behind bars last I checked), but because you haven't personally seen anyone smoking it on a street corner lately, the war on drugs must be at least partially successful?!?

      Oh my.

    4. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Fizzl · · Score: 1
      ...but I was a kid in the mid to late 1970s and the culture has changed dramatically with regard to drugs

      Homer: For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978.
    5. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We send drug dealers and drug buyers to jail, we should treat spam the same way.

      Oh, so the government should set up an arbitrary and updatable list of email content and bust anyone with possession of email with said content. Good call.

      We should punish the idiots that buy things advertised in Spam.

      Unfortunately, there is nothing illegal about the possession of penis enlargers, Viagra, or fake Rolex watches. Being an idiot should not explicly against the law. Fortunately, stupid people have enough trouble with existing laws, and they get weeded out accordingly. You've seen Cops right?

      One could argue that the "war on drugs" is a failure, and for the most part they'd be right, but I was a kid in the mid to late 1970s and the culture has changed dramatically with regard to drugs. People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

      Now people smoke weed at their house, and dumbass inner city people now smoke crack on downtown street corners. Obviously we are winning the "war on drugs".

      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

    6. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 1
      We send drug dealers and drug buyers to jail, we should treat spam the same way.

      Great, becuase the USA(TM) really is drug free! Horray War on Drugs(TM)!

      *puffs joint while waiting for HL2 to load up*

    7. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Lord+Kano · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Now people smoke weed at their house, and dumbass inner city people now smoke crack on downtown street corners. Obviously we are winning the "war on drugs".

      I specifically said "downtown", meaning between offices and county buildings. The "professional" district if you will. People used to smoke weed there, no one smokes crack there.

      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

      It depends on the drug in question.

      LK

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      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
    8. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      I was a kid in the mid to late 1970s and the culture has changed dramatically with regard to drugs. People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

      That's right... now people between the ages of fourteen and forty, from all walks of life, assemble by the thousands in warehouses and take ecstasy, ketamine, and a whole host of other cool substances we couldn't even conceive of when we were kids.

      A difference between spammers and drug dealers: spammers were both annoying and a threat to existing infrastructural capacity even before those in government started throwing jailtime at the problem. Whereas drug dealers - before the outlawing of marijuana then alcohol then acid then anything even mildly euphoric and not produced by Merck/Phizer - were simply salesmen of the same kind as those who sold shirts, groceries, and vaccuum cleaners.

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    9. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.


      This depends on where you live. I live in Vancouver, B.C., Canada and I often see people smoking in semi-public places. There was even a store here in Vancouver with a valid bussines license selling pot. They were operating for over 6 months before the local media got hold of it and the police got involved. The onwer has currently decided to take this to court (saying the city knew what he was selling when he got the license) instead of pleading guilty (and probably a fine).
    10. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

      It depends on the drug in question.


      Pick any. I don't care. I'll throw out a couple for beginners. Marijuana, heroin, cocaine, MDMA, LSD, psilocybin. Thats 6 to start with.

    11. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm impressed by your omnipotent knowledge of America's urban areas.

      Gee, I wish I could come up with some statistics that the drug war hasn't been successful in preventing drug use.

    12. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      store name was da kine

    13. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah we're winnin' the war on drugs, we're winnin' the war on drugs
      Praise the lord and pass the bong we're winnin' the war on drugs
      You can grow 'em in your basement, or score 'em off of thugs
      Put your hands against the car, we're winnin' the war on drugs.
      Asylum Street Spankers, "Winning the War on Drugs"

      For those [many] who do not know, the Spankers are an all-acoustic blues combo from Austin, TX. Insightful, talented, and witty, and they have a lot of songs about weed :)

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    14. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

      Drug money goes to fund criminal organizations which are heavily involved in prostitution, extortion, racketeering, and murder.

      Drugs, especially heroin and crack cocaine create a powerful dependency which can lead to criminal behavior when the drug is unavaliable to the addict. But don't take my word for it, take the word of the guy who tried to break into my house to steal my dvd collection for his next fix.

    15. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and if drugs were legal, then drug money wouldn't flow to organised crime. It would go to legitimate firms. I just blew your reason #1 out of the water. Fucking moron.

    16. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Feynman · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, there is nothing illegal about the possession . . . Viagra

      Unless, of course, it was purchased without a prescription.

    17. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's 1 thing wrong. Welfare.

      I know too many people in the northwest, IN area that are on welfare and sit home smoking weed all day, or doing crack. The ones that do crack are really bad, they steal from you if they can.

      My cousin lost his iron worker job because he smoked so much weed before work he got sloppy and almost killed someone. Drugs kill your mind. I can tell a person who smokes weed by their laugh and their eyes. If you would like to bring a sample of humans over I'll prove it. Its no different then beer. I can tell a long term drinker too by their eyes. It kills your brain off and makes you stupid, thus making you get supported by my tax dallors.

      So it costs me money when you do drugs, thats wrong. Get rid of social programs and I'm fine with legalizing drugs. But i'm sick of supporting cracked out mothers with 5 kids trading food stamps for cash to buy drugs.

    18. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should punish the idiots that buy things advertised in Spam.
      ...and I thought they were just punishing themselves...

    19. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for when you do herion you get too strung out to work, so you loose your job, then you can't afford legal drugs, so you steal.

      Same problem, unless you think the goverment should just give us herion for free.

    20. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, "we" shouldn't.

      No, "we" shouldn't.

      Where the fuck do you live? Weed gets smoked in the open all the time.

      Spam is a petty crime, despite what you draconian morons think.

    21. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by ratamacue · · Score: 2, Interesting
      People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

      Before drug prohibition, people weren't falling victim to to skyrocketing crime rates due to a violent black market. And, we weren't forking over billions to keep non-violent drug offenders in jail. We also didn't have the highest ratio of inmates per population in the world. And, we actually had rights as individuals to protect us from overzealous government.

      It certainly isn't that way anymore.

      Of course, all that violent crime and loss of human rights is worth it, when you can keep a peaceful individual from smoking weed on the street corner.

    22. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for when you do herion you get too strung out to work, so you loose your job, then you can't afford legal drugs, so you steal.

      Um.... when you "do alcohol" you get too drunk to work, so you lose your job, etc. No one said it should be tolerated in the workplace. Considering that a drunk workforce isn't exactly a problem, I doubt this is a concern.

    23. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by biz0r · · Score: 1

      And what, pray tell, is the difference between that and a drunkard that can't handle the workload either?

      NONE, except alchohol is legal, as should mj (and possibly some other substances) be, IMHO.

      The problem is with the person, not the substance. This is what most people fail to realize...there are those out there that smoke mj (and use other substances) on a daily basis (a large number, actually) and lead quite productive lives. I know this isn't the best example, but most good music out there was written by mj smokers.

      There are both good and bad things that come with substances which alter the body...modern medical science can attest to that.

      The sheer fact that someone commits a crime to gain wealth in order to purchase these illegal substances is only furthered by the fact that the substances are illegal (which in effect makes them a commodity). If there were legal channels by which people could attain what they desire, crime would fall (not to nothing, mind you...but to a MUCH more acceptable level). Quick example: no more people shot at "drug deals gone bad", because those would no longer exist.

      As a final note, specifically on mj...it is not a horrible substance. People actively use it both as a treatment for illness, and to a much greater extent, as a therapeutic substance. Tell me, with all of these supposed horrible things it does, has anyone ever seen a confirmed death from mj (and ONLY mj) intoxication....nope, not a one. Or hell, how about a single case of cancer from a mj (once again, ONLY mj) smoker? Try 0, over a few thousand years of known use.

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    24. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by ambienceman · · Score: 1

      That would be somewhat ineffective since some people will think that some Spam are legitimate advertisements that they signed up for. Would it be wrong if you signed up to one of those mailing lists that happen to give your e-mail address to third parties and mistook a spam e-mail to be a legitimate e-mail from those third party vendors you chose to receive e-mail from? No. One further...would it be fair if you ordered something from that mistaken e-mail and got hauled off to jail/fined for it? No, IMO. Too stringent a statute you suggest.

    25. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Yes, legitimate firms like cigarette companies. Everyone loves them.

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    26. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      >Whereas drug dealers - before the outlawing of marijuana then alcohol then acid then anything even mildly euphoric and not produced by Merck/Phizer - were simply salesmen of the same kind as those who sold shirts, groceries, and vaccuum cleaners.
      Shirts, groceries and vaccuum cleaners are not highly addictive, do not destroy my brain, reduce my reaction time, confuse my inhibitions, or cause me to lose my job and resort to stealing.

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    27. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same problem, unless you think the goverment should just give us herion for free.

      If that's what it takes to improve the living quality for addicts, why not?

    28. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about George Bush? Can you tell he was a long-term drinker? It's not like it killed his brain off... oh wait.

      But seriously... He was always stupid. I can pick out someone with a narrow-minded, naive view of the world just by their eyes (or their slashdot post).

      You think people on welfare are just kicking back, having the time of their lives? You're giving many, many times more "tax dallors" to the war on drugs than to any piddly-shit welfare program. And is it effective? No!

      Get that mother off drugs, help her to get a good ol' american job, like at Wal-mart. Soon you'll still be paying your hard-earned dallor to support her because she'll have to go to the emergency room with one of her kids and she isn't provided any health-insurance. I wish the world was simple enough that we could pick out a problem and rightfully blame everything else on it, but it isn't.

    29. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "Before drug prohibition, people weren't falling victim to to skyrocketing crime rates due to a violent black market. And, we weren't forking over billions to keep non-violent drug offenders in jail."

      And the cotton industry was facing serious competition from hemp growers...

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    30. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Really? What are the rents like there on a small apartment?

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    31. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Shirts, groceries and vaccuum cleaners are not highly addictive, do not destroy my brain, reduce my reaction time, confuse my inhibitions, or cause me to lose my job and resort to stealing.

      You're just making this person's point for him. I happen to have gone on over a thousand drug trips, and my memory is fine, my reaction times are great, my inhibitions are very UNconfused, I get paid very well at my steady job, and I only steal items costing less than $3 for sport (and only once every few months).

    32. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by KC7GR · · Score: 1

      "We send drug dealers and drug buyers to jail, we should treat spam the same way..."

      "Oh, so the government should set up an arbitrary and updatable list of email content and bust anyone with possession of email with said content. Good call..."

      Spam is not now, never has been, and never will be about CONTENT. It is now, always has been, and always will be about CONSENT.

      As in: Having an E-mail address DOES NOT in ANY way imply CONSENT to be sent unwanted spew.

      Hope that clarifies things. If Ohio is serious about this, great! They should go for it. They've gotta do SOMEthing to make up for Nov. 2...

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    33. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Spectre · · Score: 1

      [i]Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.[/i]

      1) Convenience stores would run out of twinkies and doritoes

      2) Dave would never be home - "Dave's not here!"

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    34. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by bannerman · · Score: 1

      Usually around three ounces.

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    35. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by rainman_bc · · Score: 1

      See, you haven't provided an argument why we send drug dealers and drug users to jail. A civil libertarian would argue: my body my choice. Sending a drug user to jail is stupid and a waste of taxpayer money. Thank god they figured that out in Canada.

      The best way to stop spammers is to get every idiot in america to stop buying from them.

      Thing is, the morons keep buying penis pumps and generic viagra. So the spammers keep spamming.

      You have two choices; put the spammer in jail or ruin the cost-effectiveness of spam. Instead of spending money on jailing people, why not just start an aggressive marketing campaign instead?

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    36. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Pick any.

      I'll make it easy on myself and pick a catagory. Barbiturates. Strong Physical addiction & occasionally fatal withdrawal.

      LK

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    37. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

      *hack* *cough* *splutter* I would *wheeze* *hack* but I can't remember.

    38. Re:Treat Spam like drugs by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1
      Name me 2 things wrong with getting high besides its illegal.

      Aside from the punishement that it can put the user's body through, I don't think there is anything "wrong" with getting high. It's when the user is not thinking straight (the whole reason for drug use, right? ) that poor decisions are more likely to be made. And i bet it's those poor decisions (like driving, beating your friends to death, mixing drugs, killing little johnny to get more drugs or money, getting fucked-up or just fucked) that end up causing suffering for the user and other people.

      By all means, legalize drugs. But make it legal for me to keep you away from me and my family/friends by any means necessary when you're high.

      And yes, same with acohol.

  15. Only one step left by nizo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now all we have to do is get all the spammers to move to Ohio and we are set.

    1. Re:Only one step left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, no one willingly wants to live that close to Cleveland.

    2. Re:Only one step left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Korea, only old spammers move to Ohio.

      *ducks*

    3. Re:Only one step left by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll send out some bulk emails advertising affordable housing and low cost of living in Ohio. Maybe a good number of spammers will get that email...

    4. Re:Only one step left by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1
      Now all we have to do is get all the spammers to move to Ohio and we are set.

      Tell em that their Ohio vote is at least five times more powerful than a vote in almost any other state.

      /Ohio voter

  16. Nice Law - shame its not global by dorward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopfully this will be an example to the rest of the world. It would make a banner advert I saw earlier nicely illegal.

    It detected I was using Linux (No, FreeBSD) and Netscape 5 (No, Mozilla) then told me that my system could be optimised (yippie!) by installing some Windows-only software.

    Deceptive? I'd say so.

    Quite amusing though.

    1. Re:Nice Law - shame its not global by boaworm · · Score: 1

      Hey, you can always run Wine or VMWare.

      Gives you the feeling of running wintendo from time to time, to remind you never to do it :-)

      --
      Probable impossibilities are to be preferred to improbable possibilities.
      Aristotele
  17. In other news... by KillerDeathRobot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hormel factories in Ohio have been stormed by enthusiastic but confused SWAT teams. Hormel spokesmen could not be reached for comment, as they are being held at gunpoint.

    --
    Thinkin' Lincoln - a web comic of presidential proportions
  18. AFT by HogGeek · · Score: 0, Redundant
    About Fricken Time we have "real" consequences for spamming

    But having a law, and actually enforcing it are two wholly different things. Not to mention the prosecution...

  19. enforcement? by ddent · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are already *plenty* of laws under which to prosecute spammers. They simply aren't enforced... The problem is not a lack of laws, it is a lack of resources/motivation/knowledge on the part of law enforcement. I would much rather see a commitment to spend a few million actually *doing* something - and when you consider the drain spammers are on the economy, it would be money well spent.

    1. Re:enforcement? by gr8_phk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "and when you consider the drain spammers are on the economy"

      Spammers help the economy. Look at the companies doing business trying to combat spam. And some people do actually buy the products advertised. It also offers political benefits: it's one more stupid issue that people talk about, thus distracting them from more important issues. Plus, you can pass anti-spam legislation to look like you're helping people.

      The solution is simple: hashcash (though I would have used a different algorithm)

    2. Re:enforcement? by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1

      I've always said they should take the Al Capone approach: audit spammers and try to get them for tax fraud. Something tells me that most penis pill pushers aren't paying the full amount of taxes for every bottle of pills they sell. With all of the regulations in existance that govern business operations, any spammer has got to be violating at least a handful of them. Relentlessly investigate a bunch of them, and others will decide that spamming is not worth it. Not to mention the profitability of spammers will decrease enormously when they have to spend a bunch of time and money preparing for a tax audit and coming into compliance with a bunch of other regulations as well.

    3. Re:enforcement? by ddent · · Score: 1

      By no means am I suggesting that spammers do not sell their products; I recently spoke to someone new to the "business" - he's doing a couple hundred a day in sales... and its definitely very much part time. There is a reason we continue to get spam, and more of it (part of the reason we get more is to 'make up' for filters, another part is that there are more people seeing $ and deciding to send out spam).

      I am not convinced that hashcash is an effective solution. For one, spammers already have control of a larger number of machines... plenty of machine to do hash calculations with. Furthermore, it causes problems for legitimate lists. I am on numerous mailing lists that I choose to be on - everything from my local LUG to someone's customer marketing list.

      Consider that $11.9 _billion_ dollars are wasted each year as a result of spam. Consider the fact that a typical office worker spends about a week over the course of a year on spam. While there is no doubt spam generates economic activity, I believe it is a net loss for society as a whole.

      I say all this despite the fact that I am involved in a company working to bring a product to market that combats spam. Do I believe our product will be effective? Yes, very. Do I believe that our company should even need to be working on this product/that the product should be in demand? No!

    4. Re:enforcement? by pjkundert · · Score: 1
      Ah, yes... The good, old "Broken Window" falacy. The favourite of liberals everywhere.

      "If little Bobby broke Mr. Local B. Storeowner's window, it would actually help the local economy, because Ms. Hardware Storeowner would get to sell another window!

      Remember: every action that causes Entropy (and everything does!), but does NOT also simultaneously produce a something with a greater economic value is, by definition, a "drain on the economy".

      --
      -- -pjk Perry Kundert perry@kundert.ca http://kundert.2y.net
    5. Re:enforcement? by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Legislation is a politician's substitute for action.

      They cannot actually do anything useful about problems, so they make laws.

      Then they brag about how they are tough on crime, etc. Meanwhile, nothing changes in the real world.

      Consequently, the number of redundant laws is bound to increase, because the ones they have passed already don't actually fix any problems.

      But at least it keeps the politicians off the street makes them feel as though they are useful.

      --
      I am anarch of all I survey.
    6. Re:enforcement? by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
      Botnets are a different problem. Also, if the bots are computing postage they will be more likely to be identified as "acting up" or slow to the user.

      There doesn't seem to be a way to prevent spam without a central authority to validate identities or having a sender-pays scheme like hashcash.

      BTW, my post about the economic benefits of spam was supposed to be funny ;-)

  20. Good luck by suman28 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am not being a troll, but for all the known spammers, there are so many unknown, who live in other countries. How is a state law going to prosecute these people? How/Will the law be implemented. This remains to be seen.

    1. Re:Good luck by tsg · · Score: 1

      There is no magic bullet for spam. Simply because it doesn't stop all spam doesn't mean it won't help.

      --
      People's desire to believe they are right is much stronger than their desire to be right.
    2. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enforcement will be the way the US usually does with foreigners - bomb them.

  21. Priorities People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this is a warped way to improve the conditions of America's prisons. Once they're filled with non-violent offenders like spammers, drug-users, and copyright violators, there will be less incidence of assault and rape behind bars. We'll leave that for the outside.

    1. Re:Priorities People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      priorities. you are dealing with a person that causes millions of dollars in expenses and steals from others. they should be in jail.

  22. Stupid new laws & media by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ohio legislators sent an anti-spam bill to Gov. Bob Taft on Tuesday, with the aim of joining other U.S. states that have laws that put people who flood the Web with junk e-mail behind bars.

    I guess if you use webmail the "Web" could get flooded with junk "e-mail" (previously known as email for at least 10 years), otherwise the "journalist" looks pretty dumb right from the 1st sentence.

    If signed into law, it would outlaw Internet ads that are deceptive or misleading and ban people from setting up false accounts to send spam, the junk e-mail that clogs consumers' online mailboxes and taxes the resources of Internet service providers.

    The measure would also allow the state attorney general to impose criminal and civil sanctions against spammers.


    fraud n.

    1) A deception deliberately practiced in order to secure unfair or unlawful gain.

    2) A piece of trickery; a trick.

    3) a) One that defrauds; a cheat.

    3) b) One who assumes a false pose; an impostor.

    I know of no state in the United States where fraud is already legal. I'd be content with enforcement of existing laws before wasting time and effort passing new laws where enforcement of either the new or existing law is nonexistant.

    1. Re:Stupid new laws & media by jhutch2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Oh, get off the high-horse. For the average reader, Web and Internet are the same thing.

    2. Re:Stupid new laws & media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and Internet and MSIE are the same thing, but ask them about IE, and they dont know what it is - only that the big blue 'e' is 'the internet'

    3. Re:Stupid new laws & media by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Probably not true of the average reader here, actually.

    4. Re:Stupid new laws & media by sekicho · · Score: 1

      I have Gmail. So the junk email I get is on the Web.

    5. Re:Stupid new laws & media by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Backing up the one advising you to step down off the high-horse:

      According to Dictionary.com's definition of the word, the most dominant spelling since ca. 1995 has been 'email', but 'e-mail', 'Email' and 'E-mail' are acceptable alternatives.

      Interestingly, according to the text of the definition, the word 'email' has another definition dating back to the 15th century, 'meaning embossed or [perhaps] arranged in a net or open work'. It also has a meaning in modern French, 'a hard enamel obtained by heating special paints in a furnace'. I realize that doesn't add anything to this conversation, but I, for one, found it interesting (and welcome our new French overlords, of course).

      --

      Allegedly real newspaper headline from 1998:
      Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge

  23. This has likely been discussed..but.. by grasshoppa · · Score: 3, Insightful

    why don't we go after spammers in snail mail?

    I really don't want advertisments ANYWHERE unless I say ok, so why is snail mail exempt? Granted, most of it is not offensive ( except for the odd jury summons ), but that doesn't change the fact that it's unsolicited junk mail, albeit arriving via physical means instead of electronic.

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    1. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by dcigary · · Score: 1

      Because, even though it's a pain for everyone and landfills everywhere, the junk snail-mail advertisers actually PAY for their ads to be sent out. Thus, making a profit for the USPS.

      The world revolves around money, baby....

      --
      ...my Karma ran over your Dogma...
    2. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you prefer that all businesses promote their product by word of mouth? In this "global economy" that isn't practical. I don't believe it has anything to do with making the USPS rich (the last I heard, the USPS was a money losing enterprise). Businesses need a way to market/advertise, if we take that away none of us will have jobs.

    3. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      Oh? When was the last time you actually looked at your junk mail? I toss mine as soon as it comes out of the mail box ( unless it has a prepaid envelope to send back a response. Then I stuff the envelopes with the other junk mail I got and send it off ).

      --
      Mod me down with all of your hatred and your journey towards the dark side will be complete!
    4. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by tsg · · Score: 1

      As someone else already pointed out, junk snail mail doesn't cost the recipient anything.

      The price of sending snail mail is a barrier to entry that spam does not have. Mail advertisers have to be more selective who their going to send their ads to and so it keeps it to managable levels.

      I'd be perfectly fine with spam if they paid the entire cost of delivery and fraudulent ads were punished the way mail fraud is.

      --
      People's desire to believe they are right is much stronger than their desire to be right.
    5. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Insightful

      why don't we go after spammers in snail mail?

      Its assumed that existing mail fraud laws are good enough for snail mail. We need new laws when old ones are broken using a different medium.

    6. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

      Billboards. Other peoples clothing. The sticker every car dealer sticks on every car they sell. The logo on your tvs remote control. rented fences around construction sites. when you boot your computer.

      advertising is everywhere. if your opinion really mattered, abercrombie and fitch wouldnt be able to put their logo on clothing they make if there was a chance of someone wearing it walking into your field of view.

    7. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I live, we have a pretty good solution: if you don't want junk mail, you just tell your mailman who then stops putting unaddressed mail into your mailbox. Works quite well, some people like to get all those flyers and they continue getting it, others don't like them so they don't get them. Of course, where I live, we believe in peaceful solutions, we don't spend the day trying to find excuses and people to "go after" :P

    8. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by gaylenek · · Score: 1

      I'll admit I wasn't keen on getting a jury summons...I wasted 3 days at the courthouse.

      Anyway...if you don't like Jury Duty, go get citenzenship to somewhere else, like one of those 3rd world countries run by milita where everyone lives in fear, poverty and hunger.

      --
      When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
    9. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean... like Sweden? Or any other European country for that matter.

    10. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      I forced my car dealer to take that sticker off before I would sign off on the car after the inspection. They fought me, but nothing they could do.

    11. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      1. Most snail-mail junk mail, while useless and annoying, is legitimate. i.e. the coupons will really get you the said discount, the catalogs are from real stores. If not, their physical location is known and they can be brought up on charges under existing mail-fraud laws.

      2. Snail-mail spammers bear the entire cost of printing, mailing and delivering their stuff. With e-mail, the ISPs and recipients must bear the cost of the wasted bandwidth (to say nothing of the cost to victims who are parts of botnets)

    12. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snail mail: Sender pays vs Email/Fax/SMS: receiver pays.

    13. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by jaeson · · Score: 1

      Fraud is one thing, unsolicited advertising is another. Currently there are no laws against unsolicited advertising by snail mail and IMHO there should be.

      ~Jaeson

    14. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by ChrisPee · · Score: 1

      It is the high volume of USPS "direct mail" that allows you to write Grandma for thirty-four cents. In many other countries, that would cost you $1 or more.

    15. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by EXrider · · Score: 1

      My favorite way to stick it to da man:

      Step 1: Take their postage paid envelopes. Stuff ads that don't have your information on them, coupons, etc. into the other's envelope (I'm sure Bank 1 loves credit card offers from Discover).

      Step 2: Put some heavy stuff in the envelopes to run up their postal charge.

      Step 3: ???

      Step 4: Laugh all the way to the mailbox. MUHAHAHA

      --
      grep -iw skynet /etc/services
    16. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually it doesnt make the USPS a profit, and that is why a normal letter costs 37 cents.

      the most important difference is that the spammer is not stealing resources to send mail, while the email version does.

    17. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think so. Bulk mailings in Europe cost more like 20 cents, and even lower if you use 2nd class mail.

    18. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better to put the wrong form in each, along with as much crap as you can cram into their envelope. That way they have the additional costs of mail and staff having to special handling of the forms. Eventually they stop mailing you.

      Trust me, I used to work in a market research company and the wrong stuff in envelopes really does cause problems.

    19. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by aceat64 · · Score: 1

      The answer is simple, cost.

      When you get a physical advert in the mail, the cost to you is nothing (except maybe the effort of lifting that piece of paper to the trash can).

      While e-mail spam costs the sender virtually nothing while the user pays for it in the form of higher ISP charges. Spam constitutes a large portion of internet traffic, traffics costs ISPs money, when ISPs have higher expenses they pass it on to the consumer.

      Not to mention that most ISPs also actively work against spam, I remember reading somewhere that Earthlink spends around 7 digits a month fighting spam.

    20. Re:This has likely been discussed..but.. by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Actually it DOES make the USPS a profit, and that is why a normal letter costs 37 cents.

      --
      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  24. Everybody together now ... by spellraiser · · Score: 2, Funny
    (Sung to "Ohio" by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young)

    Tough lawyers and Walcher* coming,
    We're finally on our own.
    This winter I hear the drumming,
    Spam dead in Ohio.

    Gotta get down to it
    Spammers are mailing us down
    Should have been done long ago.
    What if you knew her
    And found her swamped on the ground
    How can you spam when you know?

    * Representative Kathleen Walcher co-sponsored the bill under discussion.

    --
    I hear there's rumors on the Slashdots
    1. Re:Everybody together now ... by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1, Informative

      Sorry to be the wet blanket, but please don't parody a song about when the US government shot and killed 4 peace activists.

      Never forget. :-/

    2. Re:Everybody together now ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you. Yes, It was funny. Get.the stick out of your ass and you will agree. fuck them,they are dead. They wouldn't be that way if they hadn't been such fucking hippies.

  25. we grew up by gosand · · Score: 1
    I was a kid in the mid to late 1970s and the culture has changed dramatically with regard to drugs. People used to smoke weed on downtown street corners, it certainly isn't that way anymore.

    We grew up and smoke it in our own homes now.

    --

    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:we grew up by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      We grew up and smoke it in our own homes now.

      It was adults who used to smoke in public. They had their own homes to smoke in back then, but they didn't have to keep in under wraps.

      LK

      --
      "Hi. This is my friend, Jack Shit, and you don't know him." - Lord Kano
  26. criminal? by supernova87a · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I am all for taking a tough approach to spammers, but putting them in jail? Have you heard about the prison overcrowding problem?

    Why don't we instead seize all of their assets, profits, and make some money for the people, instead of having to pay for them in jail?

    1. Re:criminal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because that won't HURT, and punishment has to HURT to work.

    2. Re:criminal? by SenorChuck · · Score: 1

      More prison inmates = more tax dollars paying for prison utility.. less money for things that really matter.

      So, when are we going to start clamoring to have all speed limit violators and everyone that bothers us put into jail too? I agree with so many of the other commentators - nail the spammers under existing anti-fraud laws. The last time I checked, wasting someone's time by pestering them about thing's the person isn't interested in was NOT a jailable offense.

      Would you send your kids to jail if they sat in the back seat of the car, constantly asking you "Are we there yet?".. Do you sue corporations for putting advertisements on television which interrupt your precious programming and take away time that you should have used for something else?

      Why aren't we going after every corporation's marketing arm if all we're worried about is lost time = lost money?

      --
      A wise person makes his own decisions, a weak one obeys public opinion. -- Chinese proverb
    3. Re:criminal? by jd_esguerra · · Score: 1

      A reasonable idea, but don't kid yourself. If you seized all of a spammers assets, we as the public would probably pay just as much to fight against the spammer's lawyers.

      Put 'em in jail, and they will fight for their freedom. Take away their stuff, and they'll fight to get it back, and then sue the state. Remember, their motivation for spamming was to get rich quick. What better way to get rich quick than to sue?

      Maybe we could start a white-collar prison system specifically for high-tech offenders. Then, instead of outsourcing high-tech jobs, big-business and big brother could just hire these prisoners as contractors but at a greatly reduced cost. Think about it, they would be almost as captive as the average tech worker, but with no salary, plus they could use their powers for "good." ;-)

  27. 1 second sentence per spam, served consecutively. by sommerfeld · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that the criminal penalty should be from one second to one minute per message sent, comparable to the amount of time the spammer intended to cannot be served consecutively with any other penalty. No upper limit on time served; all persons involved in a conspiracy to spam should be subject to the penalty independantly.

    statistical estimation based on all available information from ISP's (link utilization, etc.,) should be used to estimate the number of spam messages sent. messages blocked by spam filters still count, as the unsuccessful sending attempt indicates intent to waste the time of the recipient.

  28. What's throwing them in jail gonna do? by Future+Man+3000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Think about it. How much does it cost to effectively prosecute a spammer? How many are in Ohio to begin with?

    This is more feel-good legislation that will probably have no teeth because it takes too much work for too little result. Real change requires going back to holding ISPs responsible for spam -- cutting the worst off at the uplink when they don't put some minimal effort into keeping their users from spamming.

    Maybe that'll mean certain countries are delinked until a scrupulous ISP shows up. It'll do a hell of a lot more than prosecuting a handful of spammers here.

    --

    I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
    -- W.C. Fields

    1. Re:What's throwing them in jail gonna do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps a good start would be to make them eat SPAM.

  29. Criminal Charges= CAN-SPAM Civil from Ohio by CoolSilver · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This is an extention of the CAN-SPAM act.
    (H) The attorney general may bring a civil action, pursuant to the "CAN-SPAM Act of 2003," Pub. L. No. 108-187, 117 Stat. 2699, 15 U.S.C. 7701 et seq., on behalf of the residents of the state in a district court of the United States that has jurisdiction for a violation of the CAN-SPAM Act of 2003, but the attorney general shall not bring a civil action under both this division and division (F) of this section. If a federal court dismisses a civil action brought under this division for reasons other than upon the merits, a civil action may be brought under division (F) of this section in the appropriate court of common pleas of this state.

    Additional civil cases may be personally filed with the state over spam. This is stating that the attorney general has no judical power in the courts of Ohio. Such as the normal separtation of state and federal branches and laws. If the federal goverment fails to honor the CAN-SPAM act. You can still seek compensation through civil action through Ohio court.
    Good news for me, however it is hard to say if this will help. I can see ISP rates going up due to increased labor with judical action requesting for records.
  30. Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    This Ohio law is ridiculous. The bulk of the spam comes from China (which includes Taiwan province and Hong Kong). How do the Ohio folks intend to enforce their laws in China?

    Punishing American spammers but letting the Chinese off seems awfully unfair to me.

  31. Another in similar vein... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    Ohio Inmate #73507: What're you in for?
    Ohio Inmate #66092: Burglary, grand theft, passing bad checks, what're you in for?
    Ohio Inmate #73507: 4.5 million pieces of email a day, selling bogus pharmaceuticals, green card lotteries, advertising pr0n and promoting online casinos. I was making $250,000 a month before the troopers knocked on my door.
    Ohio Inmate #66092: Oh, master! I am not worthy! I am not worthy!

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  32. ob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which vary from state to state.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires cooperation from too many of your friends and is counterintuitive
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (z) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business
    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever worked
    ( ) Other:

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    (x) Asshats
    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    ( ) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    (x) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook
    ( ) Other:

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures cannot involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough
    ( ) Other:

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Nice try, dude, but I don't think it will work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

    1. Re:ob by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money

      Then explain this.

      You don't have to find every one. You have to find enough of them to put the fear of prosecution into the rest of them. They don't catch most shoplifters, but it doesn't mean that laws against shoplifting serve no purpose.

      (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever worked

      Again, see this.

      (x) Open relays in foreign countries
      (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes

      You follow the money, not the IP addresses from which the spam was sent. For example, the Attorney General could go to Visa armed with a subpeona and find the identity of the spammer that way.

      (x) Jurisdictional problems

      Nope. The majority of spams received by people in the U.S. are sent by, or on behalf of, someone in the U.S. The Virginia prosecution of the N.C. brother/sister spam team shows that jurisdiction will probably not be an issue.

      (x) Extreme profitability of spam

      Bank robbery is extremely profitable, too, but the fear of going to jail keeps it in check.

      (x) Technically illiterate politicians

      Cases are tried by the judicial branch of government, not by the legislative branch.

      (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers

      They don't enter into this equation. Spammer sends out the spam. Complaints are filed. The Attorney General issues subpeonas to find the identity of the spammers. He/she prosecutes the spammers.

      (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves

      Most criminals are dishonest. That's why laws generally don't rely on the honesty of the criminals in order to prosecute them.

      (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem

      Were this a "feel-good measure," you'd have a point, but this is tough legislation giving Ohio the ability to prosecute, and jail, spammers.

      (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.

      Apparently, given the ease with which I shot down your argument, you are the "stupid person."

    2. Re:ob by Tenebrous · · Score: 1

      How Insightful!
      How Entertaining!
      How True!

      I'm going to send a copy of this to 1,234,954,002 of my friends and request they forward a copy to all their friends.

  33. Proof that people think the web is the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ohio legislators sent an anti-spam bill to Gov. Bob Taft on Tuesday, with the aim of joining other U.S. states that have laws that put people who flood the Web with junk e-mail behind bars.
    Last time I checked, the web didn't have much of anything to do with email.
    1. Re:Proof that people think the web is the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you've heard of a little-known thing as http email. At least http protocol is a part of the web.

    2. Re:Proof that people think the web is the net by theguywhosaid · · Score: 1

      webmail?

    3. Re:Proof that people think the web is the net by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, and here I've been using SMTP for email to transfer from one machine to another.

  34. Re:Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammer by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful
    How do the Ohio folks intend to enforce their laws in China?

    Follow the money. If it comes back to Ohio then they've got a case.

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  35. How is spam a crime but junk mail is not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, I think getting 6 months in jail and a criminal record is insane for sending out spam.

    Why is the asshole who shoves flyers under my apartment door not in jail? It's a far bigger hassle to pick them up and toss them daily than it is to use a spam filter.

    1. Re:How is spam a crime but junk mail is not? by bruns · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Theft of service.

      It costs that person distributing flyers - the paper, the toner/ink, etc. That comes out of their pocket, not yours. That is why I'm willing to tolerate junk mail - because I'm not footing the bill for it.

      On the other hand, those of us who pay for bandwidth, servers, etc end up footing the bill for spam, because its our system that has to accept/store the crap.

      Imagine if the junk mailers started sending their crap COD through the mail, and expected you to pay for it.

      Now, if spammers want to pay me a monthly fee of around $10,000 to cover expenses associated with them using my resources, as well as make sure my users get paid for the time they spend reading the spam, I may let them in.

      Ahh, one can dream...

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    2. Re:How is spam a crime but junk mail is not? by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "That is why I'm willing to tolerate junk mail - because I'm not footing the bill for it."

      Not only that, junk mail actually helps keep your mail costs down. Note that the mail person generally has to drive the same route, regardless of whether there is mail to deliver to you or not. With junk mail, the junk mail pays part of the cost of the route. Eliminate the junk mail, and you still have the same route.

      By contrast, spam only increases the resource usage. It doesn't contribute anything financially, and even if it did, there aren't the same overhead costs with email as with snail mail.

      Snail junk mail is more like television commercials. If commercials were banned tomorrow, all the broadcast channels (other than PBS) and some of the cable channels would go out of business. The remaining channels would go up in price.

  36. Does it go after the sellers too? by Madwand · · Score: 1

    If you want to make a dent in spam, there are two entities to go after:

    1. the senders of the spam E-mail.
    2. the businesses that are selling the products or services being advertised.

    I skimmed the act, and it's not clear to me that the businesses that commission spam are also under the gun here. I also didn't see provision for private cause of action ala junk fax.

    1. Re:Does it go after the sellers too? by bckrispi · · Score: 1

      There's a bit of a problem with #2. The majority of products advertised in spam messages are legitimate products from legitimate companies. The spammer will often fraudulently represent these products to make them appear more attractive (mortages, pharmaceutacals, etc.) These companies use a form of "affiliate marketing", by which third parties advertise their products, then get a percentage of a sale/clickthru. These companies may have dozens of affiliates that help them sell products: everything from "Direct Mail marketing (snail mail) to web banners/popups, etc. Most will have a standard for use in representing their products that expressly forbids advertising through spam. Many will actively police/audit their affiliate partners to make sure that they are not violating their policies...
      ... but here's where it gets tricky. These third party affiliates will often subcontract advertising work out to other parties. These parties may sub the work out even farther. Once you have so many of these levels of indirection, finding out which of your affiliate's partners, or partner's partners (or partner's partner's partners) is responsible for spamming ads for your product becomes *very* difficult to track down.

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  37. Re:Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammer by iamacat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, everybody should do their part. China is good at controlling Internet Access, and spammers are one group of criminals for whom labor/re-education camps would be actually approporiate and helpful. When they start a crackdown on spam under international pressure, I am sure they'll have excellent results.

    In the meantime, Ohio can jail CEOs of companies that advertise through spam.

  38. Snail SPAM by BlueThunderArmy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I'm no fan of spam, but really how much of an inconvenience is it to delete unwanted email? I wish more effort would be put into stopping Chase and Discover from sending me credit card offers through the post every day of the week.

    Physical spam is actually more of a nuissance IMO because it is wasteful of real resources and takes up space in my trash bin (requiring me to empty it more frequently, requiring me to buy more trash bags). Also, I live in an apartment building in which the communal area is regularly a trash heap from tenants who refuse to take their unwanted flyers and catalogues with them when they retrieve their mail.

    1. Re:Snail SPAM by jscharla · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you that snail spam is much more of a drain on phyiscal resourses, dealing with electronic spam consumes far far more time. In a given day, I probably recieve 50-80% spam. Not a big deal if you only get a couple emails a day, but I regularly recieve hundreds of emails on a daily basis. Thanks to spamassassin the actual time loss is reduced greatly, but even so, I'm losing valuble time each and every day. With snail mail, I pick it up every few days and sort out the crap on the walk back to my house. Effectively 0 time loss.

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    2. Re:Snail SPAM by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      To bring snail mail offers to a screeching halt: Use their convenient reply post-paid envelope to send them your business card, a diatribe against the debt-drug, anything that will fit - as they learn what it costs to send you things, the offers will slow, then cease. If you simply toss the thing, they don't get charged for the postage on the return envelope.

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    3. Re:Snail SPAM by IIH · · Score: 1
      I'm no fan of spam, but really how much of an inconvenience is it to delete unwanted email?

      In small doses, not a lot. but once your email gets on enough lists you would be looking at a ballpark of an hour every day deleting unwanted messages. That's past inconvenient in my book, and well into being a waste of time, resulting in what is basically a destruction of an contact address.

      Filters can help, but have the problem of false positives, so you can run the risk of losing email, or check your junk folder (which also takes time) Filters on the ISP level which are commonplace also have the knock-on effect that email is a lot less reliable. Previously email could get lost or delayed, but you were usually informed by a NDR. Now, NDR are ignored, as they're usually bounces from forged spam, and ISP can drop suspected spam without any notifiaction, so you have no idea of the state of youe message.

      I wish more effort would be put into stopping Chase and Discover from sending me credit card offers through the post every day of the week.

      Snail mail spam is self-regulating in the sense that it costs them money to send out, so they at least try to target it. If you tell them you don't want it, it makes commerical sense for them to stop, as it's costing them money. With email spammers, they dont' care, as it costs them the same to send to 100,001 people as it is to 100,000

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    4. Re:Snail SPAM by ChiefHappyWind · · Score: 1

      how much of an inconvenience is it to delete unwanted email?

      Spam is pure evil. Sending spam to my email account is no different that stealing the stereo from my car. If i add up the time spent dealing with spam, and bill just $10 per hour, it would lose less money having someone steal my car stereo.
      When i was job junting, i missed some potential jobs because i did not find some of prospect that were lont in my spam. I should be able to sue for damages in that case.
      Getting over 100 emails per day of spam is more than inconvenient. I set up an email account for my daughter with my ISP. She is a bit young to have email, but i set it up to save an email address with her first name. Nobody has ever used the account, but the account receives over 100 spam emails per day abount drugs, porn, loans, etc. The spammers scan for all accounts like commonname@myisp.com.
      So, we can't have nice account names like mary@sbc.net because the spammers will abuse that account. This forces us to choose lame email accounts line mr27jx9@sbc.net.
      Besides that, can you imagine how much faster the internet would be without spammers? It will only get worse if they are not stopped.
      That's why all spammers must die... err... i mean get arrested.

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    5. Re:Snail SPAM by BlueThunderArmy · · Score: 1
      Sending spam to my email account is no different that stealing the stereo from my car.
      Well, one difference would be that no amount of spam will cause you to lose physical assets, unless of course you fill in your info on a fake ebay email. I get a lot of spam, too, but I've still got my stereo.

      Your point about losing valuable emails in the midst of spam is well taken. But most spam is pretty easy to spot and shouldn't be much trouble to weed out.

    6. Re:Snail SPAM by rudedog · · Score: 1

      But most spam is pretty easy to spot and shouldn't be much trouble to weed out.

      You may change your tune if you have 15 minutes in the morning to scan six or eight screenfuls of subject lines, looking for the two messages -- or maybe it's four or it could even be eight, or mabe none at all -- that are legitimate. The penalty for missing the messages are an angry customer or a lost contract opportunity, or the chance to reconnect with an old friend, or worried parents, or maybe no penalty at all on this day.

      And this afternoon, you get to do it again, and again tomorrow morning, and again tomorrow afternoon, and worse, if you take the weekend off, then on Monday morning, you get to scan twenty or thirty screenfuls.

    7. Re:Snail SPAM by slappyjack · · Score: 1
      Physical spam is actually more of a nuissance IMO because it is wasteful of real resources and takes up space in my trash bin

      Ah, this is the reason you should NOT put your junk mail in the trash...

      PLAN 1

      What else do we get in the mail that we pretty much only care 1% about? Paper Catalogs, that's what. We get about one of these a week, two if we're really lucky.

      Being that most of these things get tossed out, adding to the landfill, we need to figure out a way to get them recycled.

      HEY! Lets send them to a company! Companies have better recycling programs than most neighborhoods! To use that, we do this:
      1. Get them freebie business reply envelopes from your many many offers
      2. Take all of the crap that came with it, rip away all marks that identify you
      3. Stuff is all into that envelope.
      4. Take as much of the catalog you just got and cram that into the envelope, too. Be careful not to rip the envelope, and be neat about it. We don't want to make a mess for the post office.
      5. Seal the envelope.
      6. Put the envelope in the proper mailbox.

      PLAN 2

      You know how you just LOVE getting that magazine you paid for? You chose to get it and all it's juicy content. You read it on the bus, you read it at lunch, you read it in bed, and - if you're like me - you read it on the crapper. The annoyance is these magazines are just FULL of them annoying little cards that fall out all over the bathroom floor while youre trying to balance the thing on your lap, getting everywhere, and goddamnit, i ALREADY SUBSCRIBE to the magazine! Stop giving me chances to subscribe, cause I already have!

      I always pull these things out as soon as I can, and you should to, but not to throw away. I also pull out all the pages that have advertisements on both sides. This makes the magazine weigh about a third of what it originally did, and if you atr humping a few of these babies around in your backpack, every ounce counts.

      Now we have a big pile of stuff pulled out of magazines just waiting to be added to the landfill. Or Not!

      1. Get that pile of advertisements and subscription cards
      2. Get them freebie business reply envelopes from your many many offers
      3. Take all of the crap that came with it, rip away all marks that identify you
      4. Stuff is all into that envelope.
      5. Cram the cards and advertisements into the envelope. Again, be neat.
      6. Seal the envelope.
      7. Put the envelope in the proper mailbox.

      You can also put in a little note to the credit card company about how you look at the ads as you rip them out, so maybe they would want to get print ads in magazines instead of filling our fucking mailboxes with crap.

      Another fun side project is filling out ALL of those little cards with jibberish. If I really wanted something from your company, It wouldn't bother me to have to write you a letter and ask for it firsthand. The simple fact that you guys bend over backwards to make it as easy as humanly possible to get your crap tells me how useless it probably is.

      Tips:

      1. Add a little note politely asking the company to stop sending this junk to you. Add your name and address to the note if you like so they know who is making the request, not that they'll stop.
      2. Those "Locator Codes" that are sometimes printed on the back of the envelope? Black ballpoint pen can mess the barcode up, or better yet, write above and below it:

        "The name and address associated with this code no longer wishes to be contacted by your company ever again, nor are you allowed to sell this name and contact information to any other parties."

      3. Those envelopes with the window to show the delivery address on the application?
        1. Tear the address off the application and tape it in place
        2. Sticky Notes will fill that
  39. There goes the election... by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    'nuff said.

  40. Fed laws trump state laws but.... by museumpeace · · Score: 4, Insightful

    in essence, if a federal law does not specifically permit an activity, it is within the state's power to prohibit that activity. The State law here [but IANAL] appears very clearly written and defines all its terms and the crime described in those terms with some precision. If a spammer is fighting this law in court, they will have to show that the Fed regulation [sorry, text not available to me here] explicitly permits something that the Ohio law has prohibited. [Law is NEVER as simple as the people enacting it would wish or would promise their constituents.]

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    1. Re:Fed laws trump state laws but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually - it is more complex than that - I am a lawyer, although this is not my area of expertise. The general rule is that Federal Law trumps state law - if the feds have "occupied the field", then state law can not conflict. If the feds have not occupied the field, then state and federal law can co-exist. How do you determine if they have occupied the field? Either the feds make a clear statement they do, or some judge somewhere decides that they have made enough rules and regs to effectively rule out state regulation. Since the feds explicitly have a law on this - there is a good chance that a fed judge may decide they occupy the field. Especially since this is, almost by definition, interstate commerce.

    2. Re:Fed laws trump state laws but.... by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      OK. Lets see if I got it. This means that if Fed regulations have driven enough stakes in the ground around some legal turf or domain of activity and judicial interpolation of the "intentions" of the federal regulations disagree with even the most explicit and limited provisions of the state statutes then the consequence could be setting aside the state's law?

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    3. Re:Fed laws trump state laws but.... by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      But what if someone stole my email account and started spamming others with it? Who's liable then. Emails are stolen everyday. I have received spam in the past coming from my own freaking account. It's crazy!

    4. Re:Fed laws trump state laws but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same person who's liable if they stole your car and ran you over with it.

    5. Re:Fed laws trump state laws but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds about right...laws are never set in stone with judges. They interpit laws to thier best abilities. Whos to say a judge won't interpit the state's anti-spam law more than the fed one? ;)

  41. Do spammers have a PAC? by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 1

    I know the DMA and other bodies are big political contributors, is there anything similar among spammers?

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    1. Re:Do spammers have a PAC? by Sein · · Score: 1

      Who do you think gutted the CAN-SPAM act by redefining spam to be "Not what we send out"?

      The DMA are pro-spam with their "opt-out" stance - as opposed to the Canadian DMA who have "Verified opt-in" as the only recommended practice.

  42. Re:Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammer by Sabaki · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wait a second -- you seem to be implying that if something isn't punished in another country, it shouldn't be punished here. Why not punish them here? It's not going to stop all spam, of course, but it doesn't make sense to scoff at each individual step because it doesn't solve the whole problem immediately. Even if all we do is stop all spam from inside the US (eventually, I hope) it'll then make it that much easier to identify spam and deal with spam.

  43. Can we jail my grandmother for forwards by iowaporter · · Score: 1

    I avoid most of the annoyance of spam by carefully protecting my email address and using my provider's spam protection services (Yahoo). However, I can't stop my relatives from sending jokes, heartwarming stories, virus scares, urban legends, chain mails, and bogus Disney offers. I say we lock them all up for 6 months, too.

  44. One small request Ohio by Bronz · · Score: 1

    I require is a short list of every SMTP server IP address in your state so that I may be informed enough to comply with your legislation.

    Thank you,

    Nigerian P. Freely

  45. How many spammers are there in Ohio? by Nine+Tenths+of+The+W · · Score: 2

    Wouldn't Florida be a better place for a law like this?

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  46. Michigan needs to follow suit by Trigun · · Score: 1

    And send that scuzzbag Alan Ralsky to prison.

    BTW, anyone got a link to the interview from the Daily Show?

    1. Re:Michigan needs to follow suit by biobogonics · · Score: 1

      And send that scuzzbag Alan Ralsky to prison.

      Any excuse for Ohioans to bash Michigan. I guess they're still sore that they got Toledo and we got the Upper Penninsula.

      (No, I don't like Ralsky either.)

    2. Re:Michigan needs to follow suit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could care less about Upper Penninsula - and Toledo, for that matter.

      We'll stick with Cleveland and Columbus - you know, the city that crushed UMich this year in football?

    3. Re:Michigan needs to follow suit by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      Just install cams in the prison cells and showers and you'd have a gay porn site that would make a *fortune*

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  47. If jail is the answer, it was a stupid question by swingkid · · Score: 0, Troll

    We need to STOP putting so many people in jail for non-violent crimes. How many people's lives would be spared, how many tax dollars saved, if we reformed our prison system?

    1. Re:If jail is the answer, it was a stupid question by AceCaseOR · · Score: 1

      Okay... so we just slap really stiff fines on people who spam, or who break into people's houses, or sell crack and heroin to kids, and stuff like that. What happens if they can't afford to pay the fines, or they make so much that even with the fines they still turn a profit?

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    2. Re:If jail is the answer, it was a stupid question by Sarge-001 · · Score: 1

      I agree completely. We should start with mandatory execution of ALL violent offenders. That would leave much more room for non-violent criminals. Thank you so much for making the suggestion!

    3. Re:If jail is the answer, it was a stupid question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The only problem with jail as the answer is that it is too pleasent to be a deterrent.

      Remove the TV's, books and all other forms of entertainment. Make prisoners work for their living and generally make sure they do not want to go back to prison.

      There is too much acceptance of unsociable behavior, the idea that such behavior does not warrant strong actions promotes more extreme behavior.

      Spamming is unsociable and society should expect strong action to be taken to punish those responsible. It is not a crime someone commits accidentally, it is committed by people who care more about themselves than society, why on earth should society treat them leniently???

    4. Re:If jail is the answer, it was a stupid question by SenorChuck · · Score: 1

      I know you were obviously very fed up with the retards^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hpeople whining and complaining about how spammers should be handled here.. and I agree with you. Your diatribe was refreshing and sane, at the same time!

      We don't need to send spammers to jail, and what the hell is the deal with lumping spammers together with drug dealers? Spam won't kill you if you delete 100 messages per day or 1000. The only thing mind-altering about it would be that it turns whiney 15 year olds that don't pay taxes anyway (which pay for people's prison stays, by the way) into total asshats. As if they weren't already.

      Grow up, /. - and learn to think about the consequences on society of the treatment you are demanding to be given to others.

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  48. Punish Both Chinese Spammers and American Spammers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea is not to ignore American spammers. The idea is that if we punish American spammers, we should also punish Chinese spammers. The USA has something called "Super 301", which is used to punish unfair trade partners like Taiwan. Let's amend "Super 301" to also punish Chinese spammers.

  49. Maybe better by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 3, Funny

    If the spammer's cell mates were given some of the penis enlargment pills during the spammer's visit.

    1. Re:Maybe better by relaxrelax · · Score: 1


      And what do you hope for? That the penis enlargement pills work so the spammer gets more pain??

      Geez. Not only it's sickening, but you have to realise those pills don't work!!

      Oh, maybe the cell mates would be angry at non-wroking pills? Not realistic. I think angry, violent and sex crazed is all potential rapists do anyway.

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  50. Here in Washington State by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1

    we already have anti-spam laws.. I dont know about you others states.. I believe its a $500 fine per spam message payable to the recipient of the spam. The problem is tracking the spam to its original source.

  51. Tech Solutions for Tech Problems by tabdelgawad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If this had been a law designed to send copyright infringers to jail for six months, I doubt we'd be hearing the many 'hell, yeah!' responses posted so far. We should all be uneasy about 'tough' laws which can send people to jail by criminalizing online-specific types of behavior.

    I'm not claiming that copyright infringment and spamming are equivalent activities, but I'll bet many of the same arguments people would use for criminalization and tough sentencing in one case are applicable to the other.

    There are laws out there already against fraud and deceptive advertising, just as there are (old, established) laws against copyright infringement. We only start running into trouble by trying to 'update' these laws for the internet age (think DeCSS, DMCA, etc.). IMO, little good comes out of these 'tough updates'.

    And so I say "tech solutions for tech problems" and keep the government and courts out of it as much as possible ...

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  52. Spammer death betting site by ChiefHappyWind · · Score: 1

    Would it be legal to set up a web site where people can place a bet on a date in the calendar. Then, if a known spammer that date, the gambler wins the money? I suppose a cleaver person would figure out a way to win the money, but that would be outside the scope of the web site.

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    1. Re:Spammer death betting site by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

      A "cleaver" person sounds just like the ticket for some of the more egregious offenders - your Freudian slip is showing...

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  53. so... by torrents · · Score: 1

    are we supposed to feel bad for spammers... send 'em to gitmo....

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  54. ohio to stop spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another example of law makers not having a clue. It stops spammers in ohio. Now only 50 states and the rest of the world to worry about. That should clean up my mailbox.

    Now I live in ohio, My computer is ohio, my yahoo,gamil,hotmail or whatever mail account is someplace besides ohio getting email from someplace besides ohio. Hmm, wonder if ohio law applies.

  55. can we... by Striker770S · · Score: 1

    set up the death penalty for this. Once someone starts spamming, they wont stop spamming for the rest of their life, so i say we need to stop them so they dont have a life of spamming. We used to kill people for treason (up till the 60s IIRC), and im pretty sure that spamming is worse than treason!

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  56. Jury Summons?!? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    Quoth grasshoppa: "Granted, most of it is not offensive ( except for the odd jury summons ), but that doesn't change the fact that it's unsolicited junk mail, albeit arriving via physical means instead of electronic."

    Ok, I know this is getting off on a tangent, but *what* do Jury Summons have to do with junk mail? Granted, it might not be solicited, but since it is government business, involving you directly, and not just a mass-mailed advert, I'm a bit confused how that fits the definition of unsolicited junk mail. . .

    Oh, and how are jury summons offensive?

    1. Re:Jury Summons?!? by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      http://www.webster.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dic tionary&va=joke&x=0&y=0

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  57. Penalty by Erioll · · Score: 2, Informative

    I just hope the penalty is $2-$8 per e-mail, or $25,000, whichever is HIGHER.

    Hitting em in the pocketbook is usually pretty reliable. Assuming you can enforce it in the first place, but that's another discussion. =P

    Erioll

  58. PRIVATE RIGHT OF ACTION by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The I-CAN-SPAM ACT and the Ohio law may get some of the worst spammers, but that does not take care of most of it.

    By allowing a private right of action for individuals, you get some of the smaller-time spammers.

    There is one spammer, AVTech Direct (Avtech Direct 22647 Ventura Blvd. Suite 374 Woodland Hills, CA 91364), that I and about 10 others filed suit against for spamming. A $5000 small claims judgement won't get them, but if they had 100 or 1000 judgments for $5,000 each for spamming, they may not spam anymore.


    1. Re:PRIVATE RIGHT OF ACTION by chadjg · · Score: 1

      how did it work out?

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  59. Re:No karma, nothing to lose. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not if Netcraft doesn't confirm it, you insensitive clod!

  60. Spam Cops! by bm17 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had an idea for a TV show. It's called Spam Cops and it would use a similar format to the current show Cops. Every episode would focus on a differant scam. It would start out explaining how the scam works, then a commercial, then we get interviews with people who were taken in by the scam, perhaps using pixelated faces. Then, a commercial. Then an investigative segment where the spammers are tracked down. Then, a commercial, then the cops bust into the spammer's office and beat them with clubs. Then, commercials. Then, credits.

    Seriously, it would at least educate the people out there. They would know not to fall for Phishing scams, and maybe they would switch to Firefox or at least change their IE settings. And they would see the effects that spam is having on real people.

  61. Case of spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We in Ohio are set to save you from Spam.

    Just a friendly nitpick: since Hormel has been super-nice about letting people use the term "spam" in the internet-sense, we should respect their wishes and NOT capitalize the term:

    Also, if the term is to be used, it should be used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM, which should be used with all uppercase letters.
    1. Re:Case of spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm not mistaken, Hormel's product is 'SPAM', not 'Spam'.
      How do you expect people to start sentences like "Spam is becoming a great problem ..." if they can't capitalize the first letter?

    2. Re:Case of spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, Hormel's product is SPAM. But they've asked nicely that we don't use "Spam" as a proper name. Naturally, when starting a sentence, common nouns are capitalized. But when "spam" is used in the middle of a sentence, it should be all lowercase as other common nouns. In the sentence I quoted, "Spam" is capitalized as a proper noun.

      Frankly, it's just common sense, I don't see how you have a problem with it. This has been well document, it's explained in the wikipedia entry as well as many other places on the internet and elsewehere, and most people follow the convention. I believe you're being obtuse just to be difficult. Sheesh, let's not act like 6 year-olds OK?

  62. How about this: by oexeo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ohio Inmate #7779: What you here for?
    Ohio Inmate #2466: I massacred almost an entire town, for the hell of it. What about you?
    Ohio Inmate #7779: I spam inboxes
    Ohio Inmate #2466: You make me sick!
    Ohio Inmate #7779: *Lowers head in shame*

    1. Re:How about this: by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1

      If you want REAL deterence, send inmate #7272 (callmate to #7779 with a proclivity for pale and soft men) a lifetime supply of penis enlargement cream and herbal viagra.

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    2. Re:How about this: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ohio Inmate #7779: What you here for? Ohio Inmate #2466: I massacred almost an entire town, for the hell of it. What about you? Ohio Inmate #7779: I spam inboxes Ohio Inmate #2466: Bend over bitch, I bought Viagra from your website

  63. Perspective by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

    Physical spam is bought and paid for by the companies that send it. If a company has to fork over cash to get a return, it will have to justify that cash outlay in terms of ROI. The same theory that goes for the billboards and Race car sponsorship. A spammer is not the one who spends the capital to transfer the message to you, it is you who is burdened with cost of recieving said message. Junk mail creates employment from the ad layout guy to the printer and to the delivery channel. Spam is an end run around the advertising practices that have stood the test of time.

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    1. Re:Perspective by BlueThunderArmy · · Score: 1
      While this argument certainly has merit, I would say just because a practice has "stood the test of time" does not necessarily mean it is a good practice. Another way to describe such a practice would be "stagnant."

      I work for a publisher, and we send out targeted marketing mail. We consider a .05% return to be successful. I have to think there's a more efficient, cost effective way. I don't know what that might be (it's not something I've studied, or have any particular interest in studying), but there's got to be one. And no, it's not spam.

    2. Re:Perspective by IamGarageGuy+2 · · Score: 1

      If you can find some way to get a better return rate without putting the cost onto the consumer, you have yourself an entire marketing industry to slay. If you decide to go the way of spam which is forcing their production costs upon the consumer, you have stepped over a line that is immoral. You can argue morals pretty in depth when you speak of advertising, but these business practices step over a line that society as a whole sees as repugnant.

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    3. Re:Perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what it is and I use it every time I want to buy something. The web/google. If I'm in the market for a new Widget, I google/research the products that satisfy that need or servcice. I go to the company's website and view their ads directly. Remember: any *.com website is really an advertisement in electronic form for that companies products/services.

      I bet the return the company gets from a well formed, easily navigated website is way higher that 0.05%. Look at something like NewEgg.com, my buy rate at that site is like 75%.

      We dont need to be spoon fed advertisements, what consumers need are tools (like the web, search engines, etc) that we can use when we enter the market to buy a product or service.

      These stupid companies like BASF with their TV ads: "We dont make the product you buy, we make the product you buy better". That ad is entirely useless as 1) I dont know what their products are, and 2) I will not look at the ads until I have made my mind up that I want/need it.

    4. Re:Perspective by SenorChuck · · Score: 1

      Yes, in much the same way that peer-to-peer internet traffic is an "end run" around traditional file and media distribution methods that have "stood the test of time." Just because it's a new way of doing what you need to get done doesn't mean that its only uses are bad and should therefore be legislated into oblivion.

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  64. Sadly the same BS... by fudgefactor7 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Here's what I'm yapping about:"(F)(1) The attorney general or an electronic mail service provider that is injured by a violation of this section may bring a civil action in an appropriate court of common pleas of this state seeking relief from any person whose conduct violated this section. The civil action may be commenced at any time within one year of the date after the act that is the basis of the civil action."

    We have that same (or damn close to it) language in our state law. Notice the word "may", that's the key. If the AG chooses not to he doesn't have to do shit. He can let it all flush away. They should have put that word as "must", which would have mandated action. As it is, this law is no better than Iowa code 714E that we've had for a while now and not one case has been put to the measure, sadly.

    I predict no real help from this "feel-good" legislation.

    1. Re:Sadly the same BS... by applemasker · · Score: 1

      Mandating that they prosecute spammers would almost instantly bankrupt an AG's annual budget. Personally, I would rather my AG's efforts be dedicated elsewhere, like to actual crimes rather than nuisances like spam.

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  65. anti-spam software by ChiefHappyWind · · Score: 1

    Can someone recommend anti-spam software that works well with pop3 and Thunderbird? I tried McAfee. It only filtered about 50% of the spam. Even reporting all the missed spam to McAfee didn't help, I guess it's not a learning system. After a few monthes, i was still getting only 50% spam filtering.

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    1. Re:anti-spam software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey stupid -- Thunderbird has bayesian spam filtering built-in. Try turning on the junk mail controls.

  66. Amazing... by gordgekko · · Score: 1
    There are people who bitch and moan every time a non-violent offender is sent to jail but are celebrating that someone who sends email would serve jail time. Nice.

    I don't like spam anymore than anyone else but my advice to you is to install a spam filter and shut up. I get one piece of spam a day. If you can't bare that toll, time to get off the Interweb. Sending people to jail is not the answer.

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    1. Re:Amazing... by taustin · · Score: 1

      don't like spam anymore than anyone else but my advice to you is to install a spam filter and shut up.

      That's because you don't run a server. You don't get complaints from your users about the viruses, phish attacks, and 90%+ of all email coming in being spam.

      And you don't pay for the bandwidth that spam uses.

    2. Re:Amazing... by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      And you don't pay for the bandwidth that spam uses.

      Yes, he does. He is just too ignorant to realize it because his ISP doesn't make it an itemized charge on his monthly bill.

      He also pays for storage. He also pays his ISP's personnel costs associated with handling spam complaints. Every business that has to deal with spam passes those costs on to someone -- usually the customer. So he pays more for clothes, food, consumer electronics, etc. If he works at a large company, there is probably at least one person who spends the majority of the day fighting spammers, tuning filters, whitelisting IP addresses, blacklisting IP addresses, telling people why the e-mail that they were expecting was bounced (ever try to explain to an executive that the important e-mail he expected was rejected because the sending server had no DNS PTR record?). And that person is on the payroll, taking money away from the pool for raises while increasing the company's cost to do business.

    3. Re:Amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's just one thing I don't understand: There are many many many (++++...) orders of magnitude more spam on the internet now than when I first got connected "commercially" back in 1994, but I spend less in real terms now than I did then (if you factor in the cost of metered local phone usage - I'm not in the US) and let's not even begin to talk about bandwidth adjusted terms. So my question is just how much is spam costing ME in actual cold hard cash? Would my DSL service be half-price or even less if spam didn't exist?

      This is not a troll - I accept that spam has a cost, which is why I think that private companies such as ISPs are the best people to fight spam in the courts, since they can show economic damage in an accurate and undisputable manner. I may hate sorting spam out of my inbox and claim that my time spent doing that is worth a million dollars an hour (to me), but no court is going to buy that.

    4. Re:Amazing... by gordgekko · · Score: 1
      That's because you don't run a server.

      That's an assumption. How do you know that I don't run a server?

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    5. Re:Amazing... by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      There's just one thing I don't understand: There are many many many (++++...) orders of magnitude more spam on the internet now than when I first got connected "commercially" back in 1994, but I spend less in real terms now than I did then (if you factor in the cost of metered local phone usage - I'm not in the US) and let's not even begin to talk about bandwidth adjusted terms.

      How much did storage cost in 1994? How big was a "big" hard disk and what did it cost? How much did routers cost your ISP? What did high-speed Internet connectivity cost your ISP back then compared to now? How much did the phone service cost your ISP? How much did firewalls cost your ISP? That's one problem with this from a conceptual standpoint: The plummetting costs for computers, bandwidth (at the commercial level), networking equipment, phone connectivity, etc. is masking the real cost of the spam.

      So my question is just how much is spam costing ME in actual cold hard cash? Would my DSL service be half-price or even less if spam didn't exist?

      I've heard numbers from ISPs attributing up to 1/3 of the consumer's bill to spam. Is that accurate? I really don't know. But I know that the actual amount is not trivial. Some years ago, AOL showed their cost-per-e-mail in a lawsuit against a spammer. I'm sure that it's gone down, but spam has increased just as quickly -- if not more so -- as bandwidth costs have dropped.

      This is not a troll - I accept that spam has a cost, which is why I think that private companies such as ISPs are the best people to fight spam in the courts, since they can show economic damage in an accurate and undisputable manner.

      I agree and major ISPs like AOL and Microsoft are going after the spammers for just that reason. In the U.S., it is illegal to send unsolicited ads via fax and there is a right to private action. The federal law stipulates that the damages to be awarded will be $500 per fax or three times that ($1,500)if it can be shown that the sender knowingly violated the law. That's why I collected $500 from a junk faxer.

      I may hate sorting spam out of my inbox and claim that my time spent doing that is worth a million dollars an hour (to me), but no court is going to buy that.

      No, but they may agree that you should be compensated for your legal costs, "mental anguish", and that the spammer should pay a hefty "punitive damages" amount. At least in the U.S.

  67. War is the Answer by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    "We in Ohio are set to save you from Spam"

    Does not atone for what you did on November 2nd.

    Maybe they'll invade Michigan and capture Alan Murray Ralsky... It wouldn't be the first time there was war between Michigan and Ohio.

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  68. CAN-SPAM Restrictions on State Law by waldoj · · Score: 1

    I'm a bit confused. When CAN-SPAN passed, I remember vividly that one of the major problems with it was that it negated state anti-spam laws. Yet here in Virginia, AG Jerry Kilgore just, amidst much celebration, sent a spammer to prison for years. Now Ohio intends to pass this law. Another commenter has pointed out that this Ohio law seems to be based on a permissive clause of CAN-SPAM that permits such laws to be passed.

    Can state anti-spam laws only be passed if states have been expressly granted the power to do so under CAN-SPAM? Or am I missing something?

    -Waldo Jaquith

    1. Re:CAN-SPAM Restrictions on State Law by zaren · · Score: 2, Informative

      Can state anti-spam laws only be passed if states have been expressly granted the power to do so under CAN-SPAM? Or am I missing something?

      There is a loophole that allows states to pass anti-spam laws providing they don't address activities already covered under CAN-SPAM. I don't recall the exact details at the moment, but I remember that much. Perhaps a NANAE regular can recall more than I? :)

      Also, I believe that ligitation that started before CAN-SPAM went into effect was allowed to continue, which is how Virginia got to pack their boy away.

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    2. Re:CAN-SPAM Restrictions on State Law by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      CAN-SPAM explicitly allows states to pass laws against email fraud. It prevents laws against unsolicited email in general. The Virginia case was a fraud case (IIRC, not even email specific; existing law was used). The Ohio law may have the same focus.

      It's also worth noting that federal commerce laws are based on the interstate commerce clause. If a spammer in Ohio sends email to an Ohio person's account with an Ohio ISP, federal law would not apply. This may not matter in this case but is worth keeping in mind.

  69. Mod this fuckwit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod this fuckwit down, his links are anti-Chinese ranting which have no mention of Spam.

  70. Re:1 second sentence per spam, served consecutivel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That kind of statistical estimation probably won't (in legal eyes) pass the "reasonable doubt" test. There's a good reason that these laws are based on specific "coarse-grained" acts of fraud and misrepresentation, as opposed to per-message. Criminal punishments are not meant to be directly proportional to the financial damage caused by the crime.

  71. What about REAL mail? by goldspider · · Score: 1
    "That should clean up my mailbox."

    That part made me think about the physical mailbox that collects pounds of wasted paper every week.

    We're so damned concerned about having to sift through spam and the time we waste to delete it, that we've ignored a tremendous source of waste that infiltrates our homes every day.

    All those free credit card applications, retail catalogues, AOL CDs, and grocery store fliers incur a cost to the environment. Why aren't we focusing more attention on something that's causing real harm to the world?

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    1. Re:What about REAL mail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're neglecting the energy and environmental impact caused by:
      a) manufacturing and distribution of devices such as routers, etc. to carry the spam bandwidth.
      b) manufacturing and distribution/installation of additional fiber/copper/etc. to carry spam bandwidth.
      c) increased electrical production to power the above.
      And those are just starters.
      At least the paper (and most inks) used in physical junkmail are biodegradable and/or recyclable.

  72. Re:Two Ohios? Yep. Multiple USAs by FacePlant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There are multiple Americas. There share some common needs, and have some common traits, but the East Coast has different needs and wants than the West Coast. Different still are the needs and want of the South, the Southwest, the Industrial/Great Lakes Region, the Northwest, and the Midwest (Grainbelt).
    Farmers have different needs than auto manufacturers, and insurance companies, and stock brokers, and software houses need.

    This is why states rights is such an attractive doctrine. A solution for Kansas, may not work for Alabama, and a solution for New York might make no sense for Nevada.

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  73. 2 States: RustBelt Unemployed and the Rest of Us by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Yeah... those democrats and those unions really saved those lost Timken jobs. ROFL!!

  74. It's enforcement stupid by mabu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We don't need more laws, unless those laws mandate X amount of money and resources for enforcement of existing laws.

    When will people wake up?

  75. Which explains the new spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Shr1nk Y0ur Pen1s!" aimed at the convicted felon population

  76. Spam Ostrich by fmaxwell · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I don't like spam anymore than anyone else but my advice to you is to install a spam filter and shut up. I get one piece of spam a day.

    Who the hell cares how much spam you hide from yourself, spam ostrich? Just because you don't see it, doesn't mean that it's not there. You still paid for the bandwidth the spammer used. If you're using your ISP's mail server, you paid them for the storage and delivery of the spam. Spammers are costing everyone money.

    If you can't bare that toll, time to get off the Interweb.

    While your time may have zero value, others do value their time and an attorney, CPA, or other professional using the net should not have to invest his time, or his money, fighting off spammers. Spammers are stealing from him and hurting his ability to earn a livelihood and should be jailed just like any other thief. Why the hell should millions of people have to invest billions of dollars and countless hours just so that spammers can spam without fear of jail time?

    While your little geek-boy spam filter might suit your needs, I've worked with someone who consults to the real-estate industry and real-estate agents are bombarded with spam -- as well as legitimate business newsletters, business communications, and client communications. In order to be competitive, they have to post their e-mail address online. And that means that it gets harvested. They can't afford to lose a commission on a half-million dollar home sale by posting some javascript obsfuscated mailto link that doesn't work with the buyer's or seller's web browser. Nor do they want to get important mortgage rate information scrapped -- but they don't want some spam with a refinance-your-home scam.

    I have my own domain and probably get two to three pieces of spam a week through my blacklists and filters, but I'm a grown-up, so I recognize that what I, as an individual, do isn't going to work for most businesses. If I bounce all mail from Taiwan, that's fine. If a business does, they might miss out on important correspondence that translates to large sums of money.

    1. Re:Spam Ostrich by PingXao · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This is a fabulous post. Spam Ostriches are everywhere and the fact that so many of them think that filtering the spam at the mailbox is a good solution simply masks the real problem: spam is theft. Spammers are stealing bandwidth and processor cycles on a grand scale and those who see filtering as the solution aren't helping matters any with their arguments.

    2. Re:Spam Ostrich by legirons · · Score: 1

      "I don't like spam anymore than anyone else but my advice to you is to install a spam filter and shut up. I get one piece of spam a day."

      My company just installed a spam-filter, and it is just randomly deleting emails. It seems to have decided that a load of mailing-lists are spam, as is anything with "MP3" in the email (yes I write audio software at work)

      Anyone who thinks the "solution" is for them to automatically send reams of email, and for me to automatically delete reams of email, probably isn't paying any of the costs involved...

    3. Re:Spam Ostrich by geekoid · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if a phrase was put into the subject line when someone clicks on the mailto, they could filter like that.

      "Why the hell should millions of people have to invest billions of dollars and countless hours just so that spammers can spam without fear of jail time?"

      well, making a law mean the taxpayers STILL have to spend millions of hours reporting SPAM. but now with the nice little extra of taking time away from the DA, who has more important priorities.
      And yes, there are more important priorities then attempting to catch a SPAMMER who probably isn't even within thier jurisdiction.

      Of course, by your logic I should be thrown in jail becasue my crossing the street caused a CPA from getting to work a little sooner, thus stealing from them.

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    4. Re:Spam Ostrich by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      OTOH, if a phrase was put into the subject line when someone clicks on the mailto, they could filter like that.

      That's not how the real world works. People edit subject lines. They save e-mail addresses to write to again. Besides, if you were a real-estate agent, how convenient would it be to have an inbox with 10,372 messages that all had the same subject line? Wouldn't it be more useful to have various subject lines like "Looking for 3BR rambler in Springfield area", "Wish to sell 2BR condo in Marbrey Woods", or "Remax award announcement for all agents."

      well, making a law mean the taxpayers STILL have to spend millions of hours reporting SPAM.

      No, the law does not require anyone to report spam. But rest assured that people like me will voluntarily report spam, just as we now do. But with laws on the books, we might see legal action against the spammers as a result of our efforts.

      but now with the nice little extra of taking time away from the DA, who has more important priorities.

      First off, the Attorney General's office investigates the cases under the Ohio law and the AG's most important priority is keeping low-lifes from preying on his state's residents. That's what spammers are doing. They are driving up costs for ISPs, businesses, and consumers. They are annoying consumers with their unwanted mailings. They are making it "unsafe" for children to have e-mail accounts ("Mommy, I clicked on a link and it showed people with no clothes on").

      And yes, there are more important priorities then attempting to catch a SPAMMER who probably isn't even within thier jurisdiction.

      There are more important priorities than catching shoplifters, but that doesn't mean that we should legalize shoplifting. This may not have occurred to you, but a multi-million dollar fine against a spammer pays for a lot of staff time and personnel in an Attorney General's office.

      Of course, by your logic I should be thrown in jail becasue my crossing the street caused a CPA from getting to work a little sooner, thus stealing from them.

      Don't be an ass. What are people supposed to do? Stop crossing streets? No. What are spammers supposed to do? Stop sending billions of unwanted e-mails? Gee, that sounds more reasonable.

    5. Re:Spam Ostrich by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      My company just installed a spam-filter, and it is just randomly deleting emails. It seems to have decided that a load of mailing-lists are spam, as is anything with "MP3" in the email (yes I write audio software at work)

      We see the same thing at my work, where e-mail will be mysteriously deleted with no indication to the sender or recipient. Eventually, this is going to happen to some critical piece of correspondence, such as something related to a bid, and then management will pay more attention to the problem.

      Anyone who thinks the "solution" is for them to automatically send reams of email, and for me to automatically delete reams of email, probably isn't paying any of the costs involved...

      Well said! Spammers are relying on the ignorance of the general public, most of whom think that e-mail is "free" and that the sole problem with spam is that they have to delete it.

      The post-reception e-mail filtering crowd is partially to blame for the mess that we have now. Hiding the spam doesn't make the cost go away.

    6. Re:Spam Ostrich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The post-reception e-mail filtering crowd is partially to blame for the mess that we have now. Hiding the spam doesn't make the cost go away.

      That's a bit harsh - just because they aren't writing software to send killer cyborgs back through time to eliminate infant spammers doesn't mean they're part of the problem. I for one certainly think we'd be much worse off without post-reception filtering.

    7. Re:Spam Ostrich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "That's a bit harsh [post-reception e-mail filtering crowd is partially to blame for the mess that we have now.]"

      I think he was refering to the people whose contribution to any spam discussion seems to be "my advice to you is to install a spam filter and shut up."

      It's the "just hit delete" mantra of spammers, rephrased.

      Whatever you must do to delete crap from your inbox, fine, but don't let it get in the way of solving the actual problems.

    8. Re:Spam Ostrich by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

      That's a bit harsh - just because they aren't writing software to send killer cyborgs back through time to eliminate infant spammers doesn't mean they're part of the problem.

      Sorry I was not clearer. I am referring to those people who claim that such post-reception filtering is a "solution" to the spam problem and that no laws against spamming are needed.

      I for one certainly think we'd be much worse off without post-reception filtering.

      I'm not sure. If post-reception filtering was not possible or available, then everyone would be inundated with spam. If that happened, there would be a groundswell of opposition to spam, with Congressional representatives being barraged with complaints. Then something would have to be done.

  77. Deterrent Vs. Revenge, Legal Vs. Technical by twigles · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead of arguing about whether a legislative or technical solution will work better, why don't we do both? Obviously Ohio spammers can simply move to Jersey or something, but this is a strong precedent that hopefully everyone else follows. Also, I've seen some comments about SPAM laws not being enforced. Well, if the DA can get actual prison time and the politicians tell the DA that anti-SPAM is a priority then maybe law enforcement *will* bother finding and prosecuting these cretins. Why would a DA bother now if they know they'll have to fight for months and the spammer will walk away with a 25k fine, which the spammer will make up in a month?

    The technical ideas are being proposed, and we are learning about which ones are promising (note to M$, byte me). This process will take 5+ years to codify into some IETF stadard and get deployed in some meaningful way. In the meantime we can let our politicians do something useful by making the spammers we can catch pay in a big way (with community input I hope). This means prison time; just like embezzlement must carry a prison sentence because the financial incentives are so great and the chance of getting caught in time are small enough to be enticing. That is the *deterrent* factor. The malicious grin we get from this law is the revenge factor of punishment. This law has both.

    1. Re:Deterrent Vs. Revenge, Legal Vs. Technical by geekoid · · Score: 1

      great, make the guy sending annoying junk mail a proority over violent crimes, that good thinking.

      I picture too cops standing of the dead body of some lady.
      Officer 1 "Poor women, shot 5 times ikn cold blood."
      Officer 2 "At least she didn't get spam."

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    2. Re:Deterrent Vs. Revenge, Legal Vs. Technical by twigles · · Score: 1

      To say that making SPAM a priority = prioritizing it over violent crime is one giant leap of logic. To make a snide remark about my thinking via a comment filled with misspellings and grammatical errors is just plain silly. I checked your profile and you seem to be a native English speaker; if that's the case then ... you know what? I'm not going to expand the argument any further after re-reading that pathetic critique, it simply isn't worth my time.

  78. I agree with both of the above... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Spam "steals" my bandwidth and other computing resources, however trivial those resources may be.

    While the materials for the flyers and other physical junkmail left on my property are paid for by someone else, *I* have to pay to get rid of them.

    No one is paying for my time however trivial that may be to pick up the trash around my front door. I also pay for my trash/recycle service to haul the stuff away. And finally, when I get spam, nobody is alerted to the fact that I may not be home, since spam doesn't collect on the front doorknob.

    Should I send a bill to the junk-mailers for hiring the neighbor kid to keep my doorstep clean?

    What law would I be breaking if I had a couple of tons of scrap paper delivered to your front lawn? Seems to me this is the same thing leaflet-leavers are doing, just to a lessor degree.

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  79. Punish China? Fat Chance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most-favored trade partner ring any bells? We're not anymore likely to go after China for business practices than we are to go after Israel for espionage. In both cases, we publically like them.

  80. Re:Treat Spam like drugs --- NO!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sincerely do not mean to flame or troll here, but this comment just tears at me really bad. Please, please, please, don't compare the gravity of the drug scene to something as trivial as spam. That kind of casual glossing over causes so much damage I couldn't even begin to describe.

    I see this stuff every day. I'm not a drug counselor or a therapist, the people I see are my friends and my family. The effects these drugs have on all our lives is absolutely devastating. You should really consider educating yourself. I'm a smart, well educated guy who's been around it most my life. Even though I never tried any, I used to think I knew all about it. It's literally impossible for me to explain how naive most of us are in regards to this problem.

    Don't brush this stuff off so easily, don't take such a casual attitude about drug abuse (or even drug use). I used to do that too. I used to sit around, all high and mighty like and say "It's their body, they can do whatever they want to with it." Over time everything becomes more clear. If only I could have stopped some of them :(

    I've thought of abandoning them, but without some kind of link to sobriety, they have a better chance of winning the lottery (literally) than they do of overcoming their addiction alone. So I stay there, and I try to help those who want it. I can't do much, but I can try and be useful and helpful and maybe delay a few deaths here and there.

    There is a reason why they call it a disease, it affects everyone equally. Rich, poor, pretty, ugly, smart, stupid. Don't think for a second you, or your parents, or your spouse, or your children are immune. Please take this very seriously.

    And just for the record, and for the pro-drug mob out there, I'm taking about the heavy stuff. I'm not talking about smoking a joint once a week. I'm talking about shooting up speed and heroin mixtures after 7 days of no sleep because you can't seem to get high from smoking it anymore.

    Please don't take this stuff so casually. Read up on it, and be ready for when it might try to enter your life. You might be surprised to realize how little you know about it. There are a hell of alot more people out there doing this stuff than you might ever imagine. Those who are around it alot will know what I'm talking about.

    Drugs != Spam

  81. Maybe prison isn't too bad for him either by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    Free food and lodgings and all the sodomy you can get. Perhaps Joe Trailerpark won't find it so bad.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  82. My one regret... by SiroccoStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is that if and when spam is ever eliminated, it would mean the end of Spamusement. http://www.spamusement.com/ I actually look through my spam to find the weirdest subject headings to send to the guy who makes the cartoon. It's the best use for spam I've yet to see.

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  83. This is silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is as silly as the idea that you should serve jail time for copying copyrighted materials. While there is some economic impact of spamming, there is little actual physical harm done by it.
    Instead, I think fines should be enforced. And a rate of something like $1/message seems fine to me (pun intended).
    Jailing someone is an extreme measure to take. I might argue that it's cruel and unusual.

  84. JAIL IS NOT ENOUGH ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Until we start executing spammers and the people who profit from spamming, this crap isn't gonna stop.

    1. Re:JAIL IS NOT ENOUGH ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, then let's execute people who buy from spammers.

  85. Follow the money! by The+Mutant · · Score: 1

    IBM got slapped down by San Francisco for sidewalk graffiti spam; it seems reasonable to me that anti spam laws should focus on the folks paying for marketing services.

    This would incentivize firms to require companies that being retained for marketing purpose to affirm that they won't spam.

    Marketing firms that do spam would quickly be driven out of business.

    Seems pretty simple. Or am I missing something?

  86. Stupid Moderators by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is this flamebait? "Ohio" is a protest song written as a direct result of the Kent State incident. If expressing a certain level of dismay at the parody of the song is "flamebait" then the original post with the parody is certainly no less flamebait then this is.

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  87. Agreed by eberry · · Score: 1

    Charge these people a fine of say, double what they made on their scam.

    The problem is people in prison also cost us money. A lot more money when they were flooding my inbox with spam. It cost something like $20,000/year per prisoner here in the U.S.

    Just fine the shit out of the bastard and move on. It would also be prudent to spend more time/money on anti-spam software, which would protect you from spam coming from offshore (i.e. out of your State/countries jurisdiction. If there is such a thing for the U.S.)

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  88. Boo! by aggieben · · Score: 1

    I think ISP filtering is a *much* more desirable mechanism for stopping spam. Really, I even prefer individual filtering over ISP filtering (the perfect mix is when the ISP has a simple interface for the user to enter in filtering rules for their inbox), but either is better than a first-amendment-violating-law against spam.

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  89. What I tell my clients ... by ben4242 · · Score: 1

    If they don't want to receive spam, I can just delete their email accounts.

  90. It may be too late for enforcement. by Animats · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It may be too late.

    A very few years ago, there were less than a hundred major spammers. And most of them were low-rent operations. One arrest per week would have killed off the spam industry.

    Now that organized crime is involved, it's going to be much harder.

    On the other hand, "legitimate" spam is almost dead. You see few spams today from any business that is even vaguely legitimate.

  91. Mishap Example? by slashfun · · Score: 0

    This sucks, as the professional spammer is hard, if not impossible, to track down. Oh well, may as well make an example out of the easy guy to track down, like that teacher's assistant that sent homework reminders out to the parents of the class....

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  92. I hope no spammer goes to jail by FJ · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Why should I (an Ohio tax payer) pay to keep a non-violent criminal in jail? Most jails are so over crowded they parole people early to make space. I don't care if you want to fine spammers, but don't ask me to support them in jail. Jail should be for people who are a danger to society, not for someone who sends junk emails.

    1. Re:I hope no spammer goes to jail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're absolutely right. Spammers deserve summary execution (hang them by their enlarged.... thumbs), not jail sentances.

  93. Your map is misleading because... ah, screw it by UberQwerty · · Score: 1

    I always get tongue-tied when I'm trying to respond to a Bushie. My point was going to be that the picture he linked to was based on land area, not population. I got done typing up a post along those lines twice and nixed it both times.

    I mean, if this guy doesn't already realize that his argument is stupid, how am I going to convince him? I already know that he's willing to defend Bush in a public forum, which makes him an idiot and closed-minded. It feels like trying to teach algebra to a kid who can't do fractions (which is my job, by the way, so I know exactly how it feels).

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  94. No hearing yet. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1
    Last year, I received about $30,000 going after spammers. 4 of them are out of the spamming business.

    I just settled with Global Web Promotions, but cannot discuss the terms. But, part of what encouraged me to settle is that the FTC has gone after them (and I am helping with that) and had an injunction and order to freeze assets granted.


    1. Re:No hearing yet. by chadjg · · Score: 1

      You, Sir, are my new god, or at least a major player in the pantheon. Pain for them, profit for you, I can't think of a better combination.

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      Why do I have this? I don't smoke.
  95. Crime vs Violent Crime by nuggz · · Score: 1

    What penalty do you propose for crime? I don't want a buy your way to freedom justice system.

    What if someone sets fire to your house? That isn't a violent crime, just a destruction of property. I say throw them in jail.

    1. Re:Crime vs Violent Crime by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      I propose civil damages and/or fines - eg where recipients of spam (individually, or as a class) can *SUE* the spammer, and attach their assets if they dont pay up.

    2. Re:Crime vs Violent Crime by nuggz · · Score: 1

      So I can outsource to a destitute person to act on my behalf. Then I am free of any fines, and they have nothing to lose.

      This is the cause of the lease liability laws in some states.

  96. people are missing the REAL issue by hsmith · · Score: 1

    Why not go after the people that use spam to advertise? I would think if you took out the incentive to use spam to get your name out, then you would take away spammers. most spam i get is for US based companies.

    why is no one going after those that use spam to advertise? this seems the logical thing for me.

  97. Mod Parent +1 Honest and -1 Evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We[Bush voters in Ohio]are just a bunch of dumbasses. With MBA's and JD's. Who are outsourcing you idiot northern pro-labor union types. And making assloads of money.

    Kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it.

  98. Re:hammer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The revolution will not be televized.

    We smashed all the tv's with hammers. --;

  99. Re:Your map is misleading because... ah, screw it by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

    I already know that he's willing to defend Bush in a public forum, which makes him an idiot and closed-minded.

    Do you really think evey bush support is an idiot? If that is the case, doesnt that make you closed minded?

    I greatly disagreed with John Kerry as a candidate, and as a politician, and as an american. That being said, I COULD understand why people would vote for him. Without resorting to phrases like "ignorant bible-thumping tobacoo giants" or "intolerant, bigoted, hatemongers" can you think of a reason people voted for bush?

    I think people voted for Kerry mainly because they disagreed with Bush's Foriegn policy, or did not like him personally. I think Kerry lost because he did not connect with voters, only jumped on issues... he made himself a challenger, not a candidate. People root for an underdog but they dont vote for him.

    There, See? I discussed why people could vote for Kerry and I didnt even mention Frenchie-Communist, Wishy Washy, peacenik hippies.

  100. New Laws by excalibrax · · Score: 1

    How about Taxing Spammers like they do Casinos and the Lottery. The States take a split of the money and keep things in check. You would also have to have liscences to spam. This is if your company spams from anywhere in the world. States which are strapping for cash will get additional revenue, things will continue as they have been, and excessive spammers can be congratulated for keeping our taxes down.

  101. aren't you so smart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First, it's a joke. I don't think you got it. Have you never seen this form before?

    Second, you neglected to address "Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business," which is the key problem with "following the money," particularly if the spammer is out of the country. You won't be able to prove association with the spammer outside of the country, you won't be able to find out who sent it and you will run into jurisdictional problems. Someone could spam and then say "it wasn't me!" Someone else could be a victim of a identity-spoof spam and say "it wasn't me!" How would you be able to prove it one way or the other?

    Therefore the following can apply:

    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes

    These merely spice up the problem:

    (x) Jurisdictional problems
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    (x) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers

    Finally, these are merely opinions:

    (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever worked
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.

    I think you mistake "ease" with "lack of thinking things through."

    1. Re:aren't you so smart? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > First, it's a joke. It was funny 10 years ago.

  102. Snail Mail Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In all reality, snail mail spam is even worse. The resources wasted on one piece of paper, an envelope, and the rest of the "stuffers" dwarfs that of five packets sent over the internet. Probably on the order of magnitude of 1 billion.

  103. Readable version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  104. Damn, messed up my links. by doodlelogic · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Damn, messed up my links. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      You know what, I agree. Rape isn't funny. And yet every morning when I wake up to an inbox that has a 99-1 ratio of spam to real mail, all I can think about is hitting Alan Ralsky (or Bubba, or Scott Richter, et al) in the face with a sock full of nickels. And you know what? I'm not exaggerating. I'm a fairly well-adjusted guy, I'm not prone to violence, haven't been in a physical altercation in 15 years, but I'd beat the living shit out of a spammer in a minute. Wouldn't feel badly about it afterwards, either. Being a spammer is lower than the people who park in handicapped spaces. They know we don't want the mail, they know we don't want the products, they know we've taken measures to block their messages... so they work around it - again and again and again. Spammers are like someone who rings your doorbell once a minute, 24 hours a day, and then when you open the door there's a sign on the porch that says "Hi! I'm a thoughtless asshole!" I hate them, I despise them, I wish savage violence upon all of them, and I'm specifically posting this as non-AC in the hopes that one of them reads this message and realises what they're turning regular, happy people into. And even more than that, I'm wondering how I'll react when a major spammer's home address gets published on the net and then the place burns down... 'cause there'll probably be giggling involved, and I'm pretty sure that makes me a bad person.

  105. What about fax spam? by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    What about the silent killer, fax spam?

    Can they stick fax spammers in that bill while they're at it? It's worse than regular spam, IMO, because aside from time, it also wastes ink and paper. This is especially hurtful to non-profit companies like the one I work out. We're not overloaded with fax spam, but it's still a nuisiance.

    1. Re:What about fax spam? by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

      Theres already a (federal) law against junk faxes, and its written properly, allowing individuals to sue.

      URL for more info: http://www.junkfax.org/

  106. Re:Your map is misleading because... ah, screw it by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Anti-bush is not pro-kerry. If you can't stand kerry, there are plenty of conservative third party candidates. There are plenty of valid non-kerry votes you can cast, but I don't see any excuse for voting bush under any circumstances.

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  107. Sounds a bit different in the King James Version by Firethorn · · Score: 1

    The previous post was for the New International Translation. Here's the King James:

    And found in the temple those that sold oxen and sheep and doves, and the changers of money sitting:
    And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;
    And said unto them that sold doves, Take these things hence; make not my Father's house an house of merchandise


    The NIV version makes it seem that he made a whip for the cattle, the KJV seems to say that he used the whip rather more liberally. Of course, I can't read the original, so I don't know which might be more accurate.

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  108. Definition of "average" by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    over half the people out there voting are below average intelligence

    Don't know what definition of average you are working with, but that statement doesn't seem to be possible.

    Last time I checked, if over half of something is below the average, doesn't that lower the average to make exactly half below average?

    Are we talking about me here?

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    1. Re:Definition of "average" by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      You're right. That is a case of the fingers typing more than the brain told them to. Take out the word "over" and you have what I *meant* to write. :)

    2. Re:Definition of "average" by JuggleGeek · · Score: 1
      Last time I checked, if over half of something is below the average, doesn't that lower the average to make exactly half below average?

      No, it doesn't. It would if there were an even distribution, but it doesn't inherently work out that way.

      2, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 2, 10, 10, 9, 10.

      Add 'em up, = 49. Divide by 11, = 4.4545~ average.

      Over half (7 of 11) are below average.

      Numbers are funny that way. I'm not arguing that 1/2 the people have below average intelligence (or above average, for that matter), but it is, technically, possible for more than 1/2 to be below average. People just don't realize it because their intelligence is so low. :^)

  109. Not anti-spam, anti-fraud. I want anti-spam by dwheeler · · Score: 1
    The article seems to be really misleading. From reading the article, it appears this law isn't an anti-spam law; it's an anti-fraud law. It says you can't fraudulently claim to be someone else, etc., etc. As far as I can tell, spamming under a correct name (say, the company you just created 2 seconds ago and will throw away tomorrow) is still legal.

    Let's talk about holes you can drive trucks through.

    What we need is an anti-spam law, so that people who steal everyone's network access and email addresses can actually be prosecuted (including the people who fund them). Then the various technological techniques to counter and track the spammers down have a chance. It's still legal to spam in Ohio, and elsewhere. Why would we expect people to stop spamming when it's still legal to do so? Some people will stop doing things that are illegal, and for the rest, it's only possible to enforce laws that are actually passed.

    Murder still happens, even though it's illegal. But many people won't murder for fear of punishment, and we have a whole infrastructure set up to catch and punish those who break the law. Time to bring the spamming thieves into that list.

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    - David A. Wheeler (see my Secure Programming HOWTO)
  110. Innocent Dumb User Racks up legal bills by kpogoda · · Score: 1

    That innocent dumb user is going to be left in the poor house after their legal bills build up. I can see the headlines now, 86 year old woman sent to jail for 6 months after computer sends out spam.

  111. Re:Your map is misleading because... ah, screw it by Aceto3for5 · · Score: 1

    What if the circumstance is, you are George Bush.

  112. Re:Not anti-spam, anti-fraud. I want anti-spam by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Actually, an effective law would need to allow for whats known as a "private right of action" where individuals (or groups of individuals, classes, etc) can *SUE* senders of spam for damanges.

    Anything requiring DA's to be involved will not be enough of a threat to spammers. And yes, it needs to be written without regards as to the *content* of the spam, as you note.

  113. kids are not stupid. Bush is. here's the deal+maps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kids are open-minded. It's some of the older people that keep 'm away from the diversity of the real world (not just (a certain part of) the US) and keep telling 'm a lot of paranoia terrorist and money-money-money crap, that make them scared and grow them up into Bush voters. These older people all together are worse than what they fear.

    Give a good example to kids: Share, cooperate

    here are the nice maps doing statistics on 2004 elections
    http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mejn/ele ction/

  114. Use NASB for most true-to-original translation by momerath2003 · · Score: 1
    The NASB is regarded as having the best accuracy, though it doesn't seem too different from the KJV in this instance.
    John 2:14 And He found in the temple those who were selling oxen and sheep and doves, and the money changers seated at their tables.
    John 2:15 And He made a scourge of cords, and drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and the oxen; and He poured out the coins of the money changers and overturned their tables;
    John 2:16 and to those who were selling the doves He said, "Take these things away; stop making My Father's house a place of business."
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  115. Re:Not anti-spam, anti-fraud. I want anti-spam by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "...can *SUE* senders of spam for damanges."

    does that include the persson who had theer system broken into and turned into a spamming server?

    THere can not be an effective law against spam. Too many questions, too expensive, to time consuming,and our courts have better things to deal with.

    The efeffective solution to spam is user awareness, and confirming the email was sent by a real person.

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  116. your analogy is flawed. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    First off, I would say a fire is pretty damn violent.

    Sending SPAM can not phisically harm people, burning down a house can.
    Plus someone burning down homes a danger to people.

    Now, assume it's a perfect scenerio, no people or non replacable personaly belongings in the house, no risk the person will do it again. Then I would rather his wages were garnished, and he do community service instead of going to jail. In this scenerio Jail will not change the behaviour(one time incident), cost the tax payers a lot of money, and have no benefit to me what-so-ever.

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  117. When Intellectual Property by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goes away, so will spam.

  118. Re:Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammer by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

    IANAL (But You Knew That)

    You try them in absentia, they don't show up to defend themselves, of course, so the State wins a monetary judgment against them. Then the State Prosecutor will place a lien on the company's assets in the United States.

    If the company does not have assets in the US, the company will be forced to pay any such fee prior to aquiring any assets in the US.

    And many chinese companies don't want to be placed in that situation. They may not even be able to do business with US firms.

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    "Piter, too, is dead."

  119. Re:Everybody together now ... - MOD PARENT UP. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm sorry, usually I don't complain about my moderations, but this is stupid. The parent remains at plus 3 for mocking peace martyrs. Doesn't anyone have any class around here?

  120. Re:Asassination Politics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You just reinvented Assasination Politics, where a deadpool site is set up where everyone pays by anonymous e-cash, and the winner is whoever most accurately predicts the death. Since the person who killed the target can easily win, the site is effectively a way to hire a hitman. The idea takes advantage of a loophole in Libertarianism, in which only the person who initiates the use of force (the killer) is responsible. Since the people hiring the hitman did not themselves initiate the use of force, they did nothing wrong.

  121. I have to take issue with your comment about Flash by arete · · Score: 1

    Flash is a very powerful tool - and an interpreter for a single-code multiplatform OOP language that does what Java applets promised but never delivered. (That's mostly Microsoft's fault, not Sun's, but it doesn't matter now)

    True, it was a lot less powerful a few years ago. Also true, many people make Flash websites that should be html, or that are terrible design in some other way.

    But it's the only solution for truly rich interactive web content.

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  122. Yes, I am. by fmaxwell · · Score: 1

    First, it's a joke. I don't think you got it. Have you never seen this form before?

    Many, many times. And, had the post been modded "+5 Funny", I might not have replied as I did, but some people actually took it seriously.

    Second, you neglected to address "Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business," which is the key problem with "following the money," particularly if the spammer is out of the country.

    Wait a second. You just said that it was a joke and implied that I was dimwitted for replying seriously. Now you are arguing the merits of what was posted. So is it only a "joke" when you want to ridicule me for replying?

    Framing people is an age-old problem that the legal system has grappled with countless times. This is no different. What's to stop me from anonymously destroying your career or business by means other than spam? What could stop me from signing you up to receive NAMBLA mailings at work? Why couldn't I kill a man, smear his blood on your car door handle, and anonymously report having seen you kill him? This is not a new problem or one that is unique to prosecuting spammers.

    Therefore the following can apply:

    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    (x) Open relays in foreign countries
    (x) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes


    Most cases would be open and shut. The AG's office would subpeona the credit card processing company who would identify the person collecting the money. The AG's office would get a search warrant and seize his computer. They would find HTML source for the spams, copies of the spam, and/or other records of the spamming activity, including who he paid to send it. They would find a home filled with penis pumps, miracle weight loss pills, or whatever else he was hawking through spam. They would bring the case to court and assert that he did not advertise through any legitimate means (radio, TV, postal mailings, etc.) and make a rock-solid case that his entire business was predicated on sending spam. End of story. It's kind of hard to claim that you had a legitimate business selling penis pumps if you didn't have a storefront or any legitimate form of advertising.

    I think you mistake "ease" with "lack of thinking things through."

    I own the domain anti-spam.org. I am a member of CAUCE. I have consulted with a company which produces a spam-filtering appliance. I have studied many laws and proposed laws, including Chris Smith's, which was the most promising before it was killed. Unlike you, I have thought the problem through for a period of years while your "thought" on the matter seems to consist of checking boxes on a 'funny form.'

  123. I personally don't like this by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
    I don't like this. Here's why:

    I'm from Ohio. Spammer's pay bills (ie bandwidth, servers, employees, salesmen, etc..).

    They're gonna spam regardless. But now they go to Michigan to make their loot, and guess what - you just rid my state of some taxpaying people that would have bought stuff from my neighbor's store and from my business.

    I hate spam just as much as you do. But this only starts "brain drain" in its state. I don't see why Ohio would do this - It should be on a federal level.

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    Berto
  124. But can they run an honest election? by LinuxLuver · · Score: 1

    I can handle the spam......but can Ohio run a an honest election? Precincts with 3,800 votes for Bush, but only 800 voters in total suggest Ohio's priorities should be other than spam.

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  125. Re:Fairness: Chinese Spammers vs. American Spammer by mutterc · · Score: 1

    If we could make the case that spam hurts Big Business, surely we could get the U.S. government to force the rest of the world to adopt draconian anti-spam laws, as they do with copyright laws to protect the entertainment industries.

  126. Re:anti-spam software-try my approach if brave.... by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    My Windows program is very sensitive to spam because it uses a different method I find more effective than the leading statistical method to stop spam. It works for me, an individual who was fed up with spam and malware and wanted to get rid of both of them for good.

    My program lets you decide what kinds of email you want.

    Fear not, the program can be configured to 'save spam' in order to avoid deleting important email. The best thing to do is to set my software up on a 'wide open' public POP3 email address and direct correspondents to private 'wide open' email addresses as needed for the ones that get past the filtering.

    All I can say is that proper usage of it will make receiving spam and malware 'almost impossible'.

    P.S. No lewd/derisive comments please. My software may not be a perfect fit for you but it is for me.

    To put it bluntly, I pity spammers/scammers/computer crackers now. Their email is worthless to me--i'll never see it. Should I see it on rare occasions, it will be in a harmless, inert state or contain absolutely no content at all.

  127. Re:Everybody together now ... - MOD PARENT UP. by AyeRoxor! · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, usually I don't complain about my moderations, but this is stupid. The parent remains at plus 3 for mocking peace martyrs. My plea for fixing its moderation isn't fof-topic. Doesn't anyone have any class around here?

  128. You haven't thought hard enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The original was supposed to be funny and serious at the same time, so why not extend the duality. Is it too much to handle?

    The funny thing about the form is that it's true. There are too many tradeoffs to fighting spam to find a perfect soltuion. You can't get away with technical approaches without checking the following boxes:
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP

    and maybe these two
    ( ) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Nice try, dude, but I don't think it will work.

    I mean, we've had this problem forever with junk faxes and junk mail. What makes you think that some pansy legislation that makes *only certain kinds* of spam illegal? Those kinds go away and more kinds come in to take it's place.

    You put the collection group overseas. Where's your subpoena now? Nowhere, because Nigeria or whatever doesn't give a rats ass about spammer extradition, particularly from Ohio.

    Legislation isn't going to fix spam. All is does is put a few token people in jail, give legislators something useless to get paid to do, and in general do nothing useful. Laws don't stop spammers, they're just routed around and calculated into the cost of business. Just like MP3 trading....

    You have to target the root cause, and that is that SMTP is broken by design. Quit thinking SMTP is the epitome of things e-mail and work towards something better.

  129. Re:hammer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let the revolution be good! --;iffic

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