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  1. Re:When an eel bites your leg... on Some Moray Eels Have Two Sets of Jaws · · Score: 1

    Almost a spoof of Spider Robinson's stuff...

    When an eel bites you knee as you swim in the sea, that's a moray

    A New Zealander man with a year 'round tan, thats a Maori

    There's others....

  2. Re:Ever carry a desktop replacement every day? on Palm Withdraws Linux-Powered Foleo PC · · Score: 1

    And somebody please explain why I shouldn't buy the n800...

    Only reason I can think of is I'll get jealous.... but I love my 770 :)

  3. Re:Not just that, but many Euro diesels with 80+ m on Green Cars You Can't Buy · · Score: 1

    The Smart may be safe on a track, or in a crowd of other Smarts and other similar sized vehicles, but would you *really* want to be in one knowing the soccer mom behind you is driving a SUV that is too heavy for local road/traffic use, while talking on her cell phone, texting her BFF Jill, drinking her $12 starbucks almost-but-not-quite-completely-unlike-coffee drink, and worrying about her precious unique snowflakes who are fighting over what DVD to watch in the back seat?

  4. Of course.... on Google and Microsoft Help To Defend Fair Use · · Score: 3, Informative

    Of course, at least one of those companies is selling/making money from systems that won't allow you to exercise your fair use rights...

  5. Re:Window Handles my friend. on Vista SP1 Coming In Q1 2008 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Of course. Used to be you could only have 3 windows open, maybe 3.1 if it was using a child process (MDI type interface). Then the limit was upped to 95, then 98, then 2000 of 'em and then ....

  6. Re:Ounce of Prevention on The US Rural Broadband Crisis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yup, before I closed on my house (bought in early 2000) I took a laptop out and tested the phone lines to see if 56k was possible... (it wasn't but a drunk destroyed the Big Box down the road and I had 56k for a few weeks after that, at which point DSL was available... who said drunk drivers aren't good for *anything*)

    Don't think it would've affected my closing, but I may have kept looking for just a bit longer.

  7. Re:ABC Gum on Student Finds 5000-Year-Old Chewing Gum · · Score: 1

    Change beth to bet and you're just about as close as you can get without actually using hebrew characters...

  8. Re:Missing poll option... on Should We Spam Proxies to China? · · Score: 1

    Dang, it, where's my mod points? +5 insughtful/underrated.

  9. Speech pathologist and word-board on Aids For Communicating With Hospitalized People? · · Score: 1

    My Mom is a speech pathologist (so was dad, but he taught) and she frequently has "word boards" with various pictures and simple words on them. Point and ummm... point. Works good.

  10. Re:0 slowdown for me on How Much Are Ad Servers Slowing the Web? · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, do you point to 0.0.0.0 on the hosts you add, or to localhost, or something else?

  11. Re:DRM is the problem on BBC's iPlayer's Prospects Looking Bleak · · Score: 1

    Out of curiosity, I wonder how much of the BBC's money comes from stations/organizations buying rights to broadcast/re-broadcast in other countries? For example, I found Dr. Who, et al. via the BBC via public TV broadcasts here in the states...

  12. Re:Today this should NOT BE HAPPENING on Verizon vs. the Needham Fire Department · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Only works if the data in the maps is accurate, or even present. Both issues I've seen with utilities mappings at my own home...

  13. Re:More like the big changes on terror on Small Electric Car May Usher In Big Changes · · Score: 0, Troll

    Have you noticed how poorly the average (American at least, I've not driven elsewhere - yet) driver drives? Cell phones, makeup, the $7 starbucks coffee "drink", etc. They can barely handle 2 dimensions where motion in one is in a constant direction. Handle 3 dimensions? No way....

  14. Re:uh huh on A Historical Look At The First Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    Yup. Works in Mozilla fine, and IE (had to check on a cow-orkers comp). I really need to get a print of it made somehow....

  15. Re:uh huh on A Historical Look At The First Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    How about the kernel source HTML'd into looking like a penguin?

    http://www.itsjustcrap.com/penguin.html

    Not sure what kernel version it is... there are other peoples names in it, so it certainly isn't 0.01 ....

  16. Re:UW and Good Tool on Tool Detects "In-Flight" Webpage Alterations · · Score: 1

    Why not? One of the win32 desktop firewalls (zone alarm pro? IIRC) would modify HTML code on the fly to remove javascript calls to window.open and a few other things to "stop popups"... I guess that the viewer's ISP could easily run everything thru a transparent proxy and either change the page or change the images (see "upside down internet", etc.)

  17. Re:Overnight Flights & sleeping on Qantas To Offer In-Flight Internet, Laptop Amenities · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of a "work" area... you certainly don't want me sleeping on a flight that you want to sleep on as well... too much LOUD snoring. Been known to scare small children.... so for someone like me, you really do want them to stay up and read, etc. all night long.

  18. Re:local forms yes, on Is the LUG a thing of the past? · · Score: 1

    In Colleges, LUGs are usually Lesbians Until Graduation.

    I'm sure they'd still attract plenty of lonely geeks from Mom's Basement at an open meeting though...

  19. Re:The real, fundamental problems on Open Library Goes Online With Public Domain Books · · Score: 2, Informative

    My Nokia 770 solved all of those for me...

  20. Re:I attended on Richard Stallman Talks On Copyright Vs. the People · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup, that hand copying of books is a great way to get a 100% accurate copy ... :)

    There was a Pope who was greatly loved by all of his followers, a man
    who led with gentleness, faith and wisdom. His passing was grieved by the
    entire world, Catholic or not.

    As the Pope approached the gates of heaven, it was Saint Peter who greeted
    him in a firm embrace.

    "Welcome your holiness, your dedication and unselfishness in serving your
    fellow man during you life has earned you great stature in heaven. You
    may pass through the gates without delay and are granted free access to all
    parts of heaven."

    "You are also granted an open door policy and may at your own discretion
    meet with any heavenly leader, including the Father without prior appoint-
    ment. Is there anything which your holiness desires?"

    "Well yes," the Pope replied. "I have often pondered some of the mysteries
    which have puzzled and confounded theologians through the ages. Are there
    perhaps andy transcripts which recorded the actual conversations between
    God and the prophets of old? I would love to see what was actually said,
    without the dimming of memories over time."

    Saint Peter immediately ushered the Pope to the heavenly library and
    explained how to retrieve the vaious documents. The Pope was thrilled and
    settled down to review the history of man's relationship with God.

    Two years later a scream of anguish pierced the stacks of the library.
    Immediately several of the Saints and angels came running to the Pope's
    side to learn the cause of his dismay.

    There they found the Pope pointing to a single word on the parchment,
    Repeating over and over, "There's an 'R', There's and 'R'!!!"

    "Look, the word is celibrate, not celibate!"

  21. Re:Summary dishonest on Executive Order Overturns US Fifth Amendment · · Score: 1

    Almost makes you wonder what will happen to Haliburton, et. al. not to mention the various "security" companies working over there (Blackwater, etc)

  22. Re:Comcast support on Does Comcast Hate Firefox? · · Score: 1

    I've done the same with Bellsouth business class DSL. They provide a DSL "modem" and router combo, all set up. Call them and explain that no connection is happening, etc. they ask the client OS. I tell 'em it doesn't matter, its the *router* that they sent that is messed up. Get put on hold, etc. and they come back asking about the client OS.

    So on that day, some poor BS script reader got to learn about Windows 3.11, Linux, BSD, OS X, BeOS, AIX, and any other TLA (three letter abbreviation) I could think of...

  23. Re:medical and waste from other countries on Bogus Company Obtains Nuclear License · · Score: 4, Insightful

    *snip* the real "bomb" is the psychological and economic bomb *snip*

    QFT. The insane long lines, the stupid restrictions, etc. involved with air travel these days simply indicate that the terrorists have won. They no longer need to actually attack to distrup the lives of hundreds of thousands, the mere mention of the possibility of an attack or even a new attack vector is enough...

  24. Re:Wired: The Eternal Value of Privacy on Privacy and the "Nothing To Hide" Argument · · Score: 1

    Nonsense, no constitutional amendment needed. Look at the Omnibus Consolidated Appropriations Act of 1997 which modified the GCA of '68. Effective September 30, 96 *anyone* who had been convicted of domestic violence (and a few other things) suddenly became no longer able to legally buy a gun, even if they could legally buy one on Sept. 29th '96. Ex post facto punishment...

  25. Re:AI on Have Spammers Overcome the CAPTCHA? · · Score: 1

    Here I am, brain the size of the planet, and all I get to do is filter mail. Oh look, more viagra spam. I think I'll go kill myself. The diodes on the left side of my chassis are hurting...