User: nother_nix_hacker

Bah!

On: Brain Controlled Tightrope Video Game Shown

I don't have a brain you insensitive clod!

Uh oh..

On: The Family That Spams Together Stays Together

...better tell my mum to stop burning those windows CDs.

Re:X is not bloated!

On: First Xouvert Milestone Released

Everything from client libs to Xeyes are included in the build system

X without xeyes would be like Windows without notepad! :)

No no no...

On: Internet Speed Record Broken (Again)

This is around 20,000 times faster than your typical home broadband connection and almost doubles the previous record.

20,000 you've obviously never used an NTL connection. I can only dream of low pings and quick streams!

Wrong

On: Group Asks Gov't to Crack Down on Product Placement

Some programs are so packed with product placements that they are approaching the appearance of infomercials.

This is absolute rubbish. No modern media source would do this these days.

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Re:What "Microsoft viruses?"

On: Software Customer Bill of Rights

Or are you talking about that e-mail attachment virus, the one for which you apparently expect Bill Gates to show up at people's houses telling them not to run the attachment?

I think he was refering to the fact that Microsoft had the stupidity to make Outlook programmable.

Move from Outlook...

On: Aethera 1.0

...excellent, I hope it's buggy so I can migrate from Outlook easily.

SCO

On: Further Selections From the Mixed-Up SCO Files

I have more karma than I can spend so I may as well lose some in a wreckless bout of imaturity:

SCO can kiss my ass

I'm sorry about that. *Bows head in shame*

Already got one

On: Perfect Pitch for Those Without It

ends up in a hardware device called an autotuner.

I have one of those in my TV card. Er...why are you all looking at me like that?

Body before it gets /.ed

On: Search Engine Learns From User Feedback

It was going well until we realised that all people wanted was pron so we just provide that now.

Wow..

On: Embedded Systems Study Rebutted

Windows nearly 4X more efficient than Linux for developing embedded systems

Windows and Linux can develop their own embedded systems?

Fucking RTF

On: Assembly '03

See press release (rtf) for more...

I'd have had more luck reading the bloody thing if it was written in assembly itself (or even Perl!) :)

Re:I don't know about that

On: Beginning Java Objects

understand any language without an interpreter

No, it always been one language but the VM is needed I'm afraid.

Missing features

On: Gateway Portable MP3 Player

No mention of DRM

Does DRM have better sound quality than MP3?

Re:Who owns the code?

On: Who Owns Source Code When a Company Folds?

And then I'll counter sue because I have a function called main() in some of my software too meaning it's my IP.

I've had an idea..

On: Slow And Steady Leads To Windows Refund Success

...I know a warez site that has copies of Linux on it. I could download a couple and take them to PC world where I could ask for my money back....little do they know I didn't payt a thing!

Missong option

On: Microsoft's Forgotten Mistakes

Please forget not the dire mistake that was clippy and friends!

I glad this is happening..

On: High End Silent Cooling For Graphics Cards

...because my graphics card is louder than my sound card at the moment! :)

I have a plan...

On: IBM Moving Developer Jobs Overseas

...I'll move to India. That'll fuck em' over!

Outlook

On: Linux on the Desktop

generally described as an 'Outlook Killer'

I have recently graduated from Uni and landed my self a job in the realworld where to my distgust I have discovered the most horrible application _ever_ written..Outlook. It slow bloated and buggy. It encourages the most aweful looking emails and when you view plain mails
it wraps
the text like this which makes any
mails
horrible to read. Outlook should be banashed.

Widespeard use of Linux

On: Japan To Do Payroll On Linux

Duh, who cares if Linux is making it big in the real world, gaining coroperate sponsorship thus developing quickly into a mature and usable system... what we all want is transparent windows!

Great..

On: How to get 1.5 TeraFlops from Linux

Great.. so which option in the .config do I enable?

Wow mucho space!

On: CD Burners with Built in Compression

nd squeeze nearly a Gigabyte of data onto a 700MB disc is what sets it apart from other high-speed burners

You maen I could get GNU emacs on there?!

Sound cards

On: Motherboard Audio Comes Of Age

If nothing else, it frees up a PCI or ISA slot... ;o)"

If you push hard enough an SB live will fit into the AGP slot and still work on Linux! :)

Ink

On: Ink More Expensive Than Champagne

I tend to find the 86' Lexmark ink has a fruity taste which can be complimeted only by a good mature cheese and a decent toner cartrige.