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  1. Re:Check? on RadioShack CEO Resigns · · Score: 1

    I always gave a fake name and 12346 Ventura BLVD, Studio City , CA 91604, which happened to be the address of the local RS.

    Had I been clever, I would have used their CEO's name.

  2. My credit card was "compromised" while using Safar on Mac OS X Struck By Severe Security Hole · · Score: 5, Funny

    My credit card has been repeatedly comprimised while using Safari.

    Most recently, a $300 charge appeared on my statement after visiting this page.

  3. At a recent CEO roundtable... on Troubled Times at Gateway · · Score: 4, Funny

    Michael Dell was asked what he would do if he were the CEO of Gateway:

    "I'd butcher the cow and have a barbecque for the shareholders."

  4. And when the Whiskey Server* gets Slashdotted... on Creative use for empty whiskey bottles · · Score: 2, Funny

    Flambe!!!

    *Bananas Foster not included.

  5. Security through obscurity (sort of) and human eng on Super Bowl Footballs Get The DNA Touch · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'll bet that the odds are less than 33 trillion to one that you could bribe someone who works for the synthetic DNA company to pilfer a sample for you.

  6. Re:Just got my iMac, some info on Intel Macs May Boot Windows XP After All · · Score: 2, Funny

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  7. Market Cap: No. Equity Market Cap: Yes on Apple Surpasses Dell's Market Value · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Apple has surpassed Dell in Equity Market Capitalization, but not total market cap.

    Dell has $600 million in debt, while Apple has none.

    The total market cap is equity plus debt. Think of it this way - if you spend the 72 or so Billion on Dell, you still need to pay off an additional $600 million before you truly own the company. One alternative is to issue another $600 million in stock, and use the proceeds to buy back the debt.

  8. Sooooooo... on IP Attorney - Why SCO Has No Case · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do I get my $699 back?

  9. Re:Chinese SUV on The Physics Behind Car Crashes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Overheard at a cafe in Stockholm:

    Volvo Engineer: But your SUV is so dangerous - it has no crumple zones.

    Chinese Car Salesman: Silly Swede. You Volvo my crumple zone.

  10. Re:Link to the article please? on Fosfor Gadgets' Top 10 Weirdest Computer Case Mods · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know most Slashdotters don't read the articles anyway, but how about a link for those of us that do? ;-)

    Don't worry - it will all even out in the end: the dupe will have two links.

  11. Re:remember "Roger and Me"? on Jack Thompson Buys Stock in GTA Parent Company · · Score: 1

    Finally the conservatives will have their Michael Moore.

    Not quite. Thompson is a minimum of three award winning movies and four thousand doughnuts away from being another Moore.

  12. In a way, it's overstated on China Overtakes US as Supplier of IT Goods · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm typing this on a 12" Apple PowerBook. Made in China. It's currently charging my 'Assembled in China' iPod. These would be tallied into the Chinese total, though they are clearly 'American' products and the bulk of their profits go to the (shareholders of the) American company.

    While the advances in the Chinese IT industry are nothing less than phenomenal, I suspect that it will be at least a few decades before The States is knocked from the #1 position in IT.

    In an oblique way, TFA says the same thing:

    It is foreigners who have driven much of the growth, with heavy investment from global giants like Intel, Nokia, Motorola, Microsoft and Cisco Systems. Figures from the Chinese Ministry of Commerce show that companies that had received overseas investment accounted for almost 90 percent of 2004 exports of high technology products.

    Oh yeah - and this OECD study only measures exports, not production. With Americans also leading the world in resource hoggery, American production may still lead Chinese production.

  13. Re:Different kinds of SEOs on NewsWeek Looks at Search Engine Optimization · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Before everyone jumps directly to the conclusion that SEOs are evil, let me tell you this. As the article states, there are 2 kinds of SEOs:

    White hat SEOs, who help people redesign their websites to use robots.txt files, META tags, etc.
    Black hat SEOs, who spam the Web with thousands of links, and generally abuse the technology.
    Only the second kind is evil. Other SEOs out there actually do good things and truly make the Web a better place.


    You omitted evil type the most evil type (to us non-linux folks)
    Red Hat SEO: the Red Hat Slashdot Evangilizing Overlord

    And I for one, do NOT...

  14. Maybe, maybe not... on Would You Use Ad-Supported Windows? · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    Sending a bunch of male programmers advertisements for breast enlargement isn't terribly useful.

    Are we talking pre-op or post-op implants here?

  15. It's a good thing... on Gaming Fanatics Show Hallmarks of Drug Addiction · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... that my only addiction is to Duke Nuke'em Forever.

  16. Re:And in tomorrow's news... on Stiffer Penalties for Copyright Violations · · Score: 1

    And in tomorrow's news...

    President Bush is pleased to introduce the Protect Democracy Act which would ensure the death penalty and forfeiture of all assets for singing a song written in the past 500 years without written permission from the copyright holder.


    Hey - if this can get them to stop singing 'God Bless America' at Cubs games, then I'm all for it.

  17. Re:Maybe, maybe not on Alternative to Tokamak Fusion Reactor · · Score: 1

    benjamindees wrote:
    The world economy could *not* handle unlimited cheap energy. Just as it could not handle unlimited cheap food. ...
    No more waiters, chefs, strip clubs, massages, nurses, plastic surgeons. Anything that couldn't be automated, or people wouldn't do for free, simply wouldn't get done. ...
    Of course, I don't believe all of this to be true...


    I don't claim to know what those in wealth and power believe, but this theory doesn't hold. In fact the opposite appears to be true.

    Look back to the dawn of the industrial revolution - food and energy prices are essentially zero compared to then. It is only when the necessities of food, housing and energy become nearly free that labor exists to provide service to a significant upper class.

    I can think of no better example than Bangkok. In Bangkok you can eat well for about $2 a day. You can eat enough to survive on about 25 a day. Nobody starves - Thailand might be the most fertile country on Earth, and food is plentiful. While energy isn't free here, it is subsidized and cheaper than most of the world.

    But consider Bangkok's "unnecessary" services industry - waiters, chefs, massages, nurses, and plastic surgeons abound. However, there are no strip clubs here, as the Thais prefer take-out to eating in. Or rather, prefer take-out to just looking at the food.

  18. A lesson in branding / marketing on Henrico County iBook Sale Creates iRiot · · Score: 1

    What is it about Apple?

    Does anyone out there think that 12,000 people would have shown up for four year old Dell or Gateway laptops?

    There's a marketing / branding lesson in here some where.

  19. So this would explain... on Apple Releases Multi-Button "Mighty Mouse" · · Score: 1

    ... why I awoke to Purple Monkeys flying out of my butt.

  20. Re:Usually the erie sounds... on Eerie Sounds from Saturn · · Score: 2, Funny

    And once NASA's sent a probe to Uranus, a few lucky scientists might just have the chance to hear those sounds.

    Yeah - but only if said probe is immediately preceded by a finger pulling probe.

  21. Grassroots Astroturf: on Windows Vista Faces Lawsuits · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Step 1: go to http://vista.com/page/5rr/About_Us.html
    Step 2: click on the mailto: bizdev@vista.com
    Step 3: ask where the link is to download Windows Vista
    Step 4: Profit for Vista, as they'll have prime evidence of market confusion

  22. the audio anomoly immediately preceeding the quake on Oceanic Sounds of Last Year's Earthquake · · Score: 4, Funny

    the audio anomoly immediately preceeding the quake was the sound of the pulling of a tectonic finger.

  23. Free, off-the-shelf technology solution on Dissidents Seeking Anonymous Web Solutions? · · Score: 1

    Get a WebTV email address and communicate via the comp.sys.unix USENET newsgroup.

    I guarantee you that nobody will pay any attention to your communications.

  24. Easy solution for VOIP's on How ISPs May Quietly Kill VoIP · · Score: 1

    send it encrypted either over port 80, or some randomization across ports, an have a large rolling bank if IP #'s through which traffic is routed.

    Telecoms can counter, but it won't be as easy unless they want to slow down their subscriber's other services.

  25. Sun's covert ops on Will Sun's Java Go Open Source? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Project Peabody" is really the code name for Sun's secret development of The Wayback Machine to send Scott McNealy back to a time when Sun was relevant.