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  1. Re:unfotunately on Anticipatory Scheduler in Kernel 2.5+ Benchmarked · · Score: 2, Funny

    While I have seen some voices of dissent that the test isn't fair, I'm afriad I don't understand what you mean here. Could you please explain further?

    Actually I was making a joke (that the benchmarking task itself was what the act of anticipating things, which this tool would obviously have a one up on... ). But someone modded me up insightful, so maybe I'm on to something.

    It'd be like testing rice painted white in a glass of milk during a snowstorm in a whiteness contest.

  2. Microsoft version: on Anticipatory Scheduler in Kernel 2.5+ Benchmarked · · Score: 5, Funny

    Me: Computer, I would like to open Netscape
    Computer: I have anticipated you would like to open IE and have already opened it for you.
    Me: Ok, then I would like to go to the game review site to see what I want to buy.
    Computer: I have already begun the download of the new Age of Empires game, your account has been charged.
    Me: Can I at least go to the bathroom?
    Computer: No.

  3. unfotunately on Anticipatory Scheduler in Kernel 2.5+ Benchmarked · · Score: 5, Funny

    In some cases, the new Anticipatory Scheduler performs several times better than the others, doing a task in a few seconds instead minutes like the others.

    The task in question was anticipating things, so the test might not be all that fair.

  4. Re:A.I. is an oxymoron on Turing Test 2: A Sense of Humor · · Score: 1

    AI solutions to problems tend to be based around brute force. "I checked every possible series of actions and this one seems to be the best." That is far different from the way that we seem to make decisions, so it doesn't seem intelligent to us.

    I have checked every possible answer to this comment and decided that this is the best24?2A3$P.

  5. Microsoft plan on Microsoft Fights to Weaken Washington Anti-Spam Law · · Score: 1

    Odd that Microsoft is simultaneously trying to stop spam sent to Hotmail users, and to make sure that it can send unsolicited commercial email without penalties.

    Microsoft doesn't want fully effective anti-spam laws. If they successfully sue spammers attacking them, and make hotmail fairly spam free, with a law where only Microsoft big enough to do something about it, then they have a monopoly on anti-spam email.

  6. class on Swarm Intelligence · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There was a programming class at MIT that used the swarm concept on AI for a game. The game was an RTS where each unit had it's own AI and could communicate to other units but not easily (short range, takes time). Each unit generally had a simple program, but your team had a fairly complex overall strategy. My team (Master Control Program) did pretty well in last years contest.

  7. Open Source Patents on Interwoven Patents Code Versioning · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Does there exist a section of the open source community dedicated to seeking out obvious and prior-art patents for the purpose of making those ideas public domain (thus protecting us from companies doing the same but not making them public domain)? If not, there should.

  8. Re:Hehe on Root-server switches from BIND to NSD · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...god, that was the worst joke ever. Someone shoot me.

    I would shoot you, but I can't find you because your name isn't resolving for some reason.

  9. Re:Be careful what you wish for, you may get it... on Michigander Beats Spammer With "Junk Fax" Law · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...(they must include) the telephone number of the sending machine or of such business...

    Actually, this seems like a good possible solution to the spam issues. If you were required to place in the header of an email some working contact info (like a real return email address that went to you) then perhaps that would help to deture spammers... I mean all the legitamate emails I receive have their return addresses on them.

    Getting them not to have a box that automatically deletes everything is more difficult. Of course, what's stopping the junk-fax places from getting a phone number and simply not answering it.

  10. picutre on Linux in High School Labs · · Score: 1

    I hope some of the students involved post pictures of the robots they're building in class.

    With the power of linux, one of those kids is going to end up with this project.

  11. spam on Digital Restrictions Management in Office 11 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...allowing restrictions to be set on Outlook mail messages...

    Oh good, now I can get spam that I don't have permissons to read.

  12. Two Words: on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    Patent Everything

  13. Wait on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    I don't know what to tell my 12 year old self... This guy came up to me when I was 12 and said he had something to tell me, but forgot what it was. I'll probably just tell him that.

  14. Re:Advice to 12 year old self on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    "You know what, just forget it, you won't listen to anything i say anyway..."

    If you say that, will he have to start listening to the things you say in not listening to that one? Ahhh nothings better then a paradox in a paradox.

  15. Fight on Advice You Would Give to Your 12 Year-Old Self? · · Score: 1

    If past me saw me, he would know that the only reason I would go back in time was to kill him. So his natural reaction would be to kill me first. So I'd probably tell him not to kill me... then I'd kill him. Damn bastard, he ate all my cheese.

  16. Re:Well on Lawyers Say Hackers Are Sentenced Too Harshly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't want them making any public statements on my behalf...

    Your behalf, eh? That's admission of guilt, get him boys.

  17. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 1

    GNU. All these words are preceeded by GNU, it's just the same one... it's like when a cop pulls you over for not stopping at a stop-sign and you remind him that the law says only that you have to stop before the stop-sign, not how far before it, and you were stopped a few minutes ago.

  18. Re:I demand ... on Professor Eben Moglen Replies · · Score: 3, Funny

    I demand that all words in this article be preceded by "GNU", by decree of the Dark Lord Stallman. This comment is exempt.

    This comment as in the comment exempting the comment, or this comment as in the comment not begining with 'this comment'. WELL?

  19. Re:Reasonable expectations? on EU Agrees to Give Passenger Data to U.S. · · Score: 1

    I would say that putting your meal preference in Expedia precludes any reasonable expectation of privacy.

    yeah, but your credit card number?

  20. Re:Sweet. on Hacker's Challenge 2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Mad Libs for hackers...

    good, now instead of replacing every adjective with smelly and every noun with ass, we can replace every adjective with 1337 sekret ninja and every noun with, well, ass.

  21. Re:Market Backlash on Buy a Segway... Please · · Score: 1

    even if it cost $50, I'd probably not buy one out of spite.

    If you really want to spite them, buy one for full price and then sell it to me for $50--that'll show those fat cat engineers.

  22. Re:Blood Thirsty on A Tale in the Desert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It seems that death and chaos are often one of the more amusing parts of games, as sick as it may be to say.

    I wouldn't really consider it sick to enjoy violence. Humans have evolved as hunters, who need to hunt to survive. In a society today, where we see little or no action alike to what we evolved to enjoy, it's lucky we have something like video games to sate our desire for action.

    Don't get me wrong, I welcome the existance of non-violent games. I think that we have to much importance in gore and violence, but that doesn't make it sick to enjoy.

  23. Re:Martian Vacation on More on the Mars Ice Cap · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'd still like to vacation on mars before I die...

    don't worry, you still can... only now it will be immediately before you die.

  24. All hail! on More on the Mars Ice Cap · · Score: 2, Funny

    Terraforming Mars amounts to making "gods out of geeks," as one critic put it.

    Shotgun not Atlas.

  25. Re:Solar Jetman on NES PC · · Score: 1

    Wow, I forgot Blaster Master and Contra... I guess that complete's my top 10, but they are probably 10 of my top 20.