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  1. Don't blame me. on Skype Worm Infects Windows PCs · · Score: 1
    I always assume everyone is stupid.

    I haven't been proven wrong, yet.

  2. Dunno about Comcast - but Cox is stable on NTP Pool Reaches 1000 Servers, Needs More · · Score: 1

    Theoretically I have a dynamic IP address. It hasn't changed in 7 years.

  3. Wow, that's depressing on A Telescope as Big as the Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    The good news is that 94% of every human being who has ever lived is now dead.

  4. Finally, a place to use this quote... on Realtime ASCII Goggles · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

  5. Open sores connection... on Some Moray Eels Have Two Sets of Jaws · · Score: 1
    Open your hand, and gently wave it back and forth in front of your face... now re-read the summary:

    ...deep...throats...

    "Instead of sucking, one of these ... bites ... with its primary set of teeth. ...then ... The ... jaws clamp down ... in a gulping motion to take in more ... until the whole ... has been swallowed."

    If that doesn't conjure up images of open sores, I don't know what will!

  6. Wisconsin? on First Look At New Mexico's Space Terminal · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Isn't farther south better? Equatorial ideal, for launching spacecraft?

    Of course if you don't plan on achieving orbit maybe it doesn't matter.

    IANARS

  7. Same here - I clicked the link on Virtual Earth Exposes Nuclear Sub's Secret · · Score: 1
    I clicked the link, saw the propeller, and though - meh, I've seen that before.

    Of course I don't know what I am looking at, technically, but I know I've seen a propeller that shape before, somewhere.

    I am sure, as far as efficiency and stealthiness, the devil is in the details and there is a lot more to it than seeing a clear, but distant, photo to gleen any "secrets".

    In fact, if you zoom in, the third blade from the top, counter-clockwise, says Made in China right on it.

  8. I didn't RTFA, but.... on Nimoy May Be the Star of the Next Trek Film? · · Score: 2, Funny
    I imagine it opens with Spock living a hermit life in a rude hut on a swamp planet... he will pass on his wisdom to some young padowan. (Maybe I am confusing franchises... let's go for the trifecta in the next sentence.)

    Hopefully it will not be a musical Aaaahhh!

    Although if Captain Kirk shows up, even properly aged, he can sing amusing songs, now and then.

  9. Linux? What's Linux? on How Would You Refocus Linux Development? · · Score: 1, Insightful
    I don't know where to get Linux...

    I can get Ubuntu, Gentoo, Debian, RedHat, etc., etc... I can't get "Linux".

    There's your problem...

  10. You sound like my father in law... on Sys Admin Magazine Ceases Publication · · Score: 1
    He is a pack-rat too.

    I hope all your stacks of stuff don't fall on you and seriously injure or kill you.

  11. Technology doesn't matter in the long run... on Can Open Source Give Comfort To the Enemy? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you have an "enemy" that doesn't play by your rules, and out breeds you, you will lose in the long run. Eventually they will simply out number you, and maybe even just "vote you out", without a shot fired.

    Then you will laugh when the next Ice Age comes.

    And cry when the next asteroid hits...

    The only "hope", if there is a point, is to get geographically diversified. And by geographically, I mean light-years.

  12. Payola - or Endorsement? on NYT Confirms Movie Studios Paid to Support HD DVD · · Score: 1
    If a studio chooses one format over another, why is it simply not an "endorsement"? Seems to me TFA clearly mentions various "marketing" partnerships.

    Try to find a picture, of, say Tiger Woods that doesn't have a Nike Swoosh... details of the endorsement deal are "secret". That is an endorsement and marketing deal, not a shoe payola scandal.

  13. Easy - God's lazy on Putting Anti-Evolution Candidates On the Spot · · Score: 2, Funny
    Simple - God is lazy.

    If the average Slashdot reader had infinite power it would be all booze and hookers, right?

    Yes, God may be a slob just like the rest of us (thanks St. Alanis), but thank God, He deigned to create us. Without that where would we be?

    Q.E.D.

    Sniff - why do I smell ozone? Did I just hear thunder?

  14. Don't underestimate "ability to sell" on Bad Movie Physics Hurt Scientific Understanding · · Score: 1
    I am a geek, and I have always worked for people who sell stuff. I have to admit, selling is a service too.

    I am not a people person. I do not sell stuff. I solve problems. Even if they seem stupid to me. Sometimes it is cools stuff, sometimes it is wow! why didn't I think of that! Often it is "Eh?", whatever...

    I've never bought a ringtone, but it is a multi-billion dollar industry. I don't use nail salons, dry-cleaners, or give a hoot about professional sports, but I salute those who make a living in those industries.

  15. When they outlaw swords - oh, wait... on How Pirated Software Impacts Free Software · · Score: 1

    When they outlaw swords, only outlaws will have swords. Arrrgh!

  16. You're not the boss of me now! on The Technology of They Might Be Giants · · Score: 1

    You can't make me go out and commission a theme song.

  17. What makes you think it's about questions? on See Who Is Whitewashing Wikipedia · · Score: 1
    Why would you assume the quote "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." is about the ability to form questions?

    It could just as easily mean Picasso didn't think computers could give you "art".

  18. You are 20? "We" don't care. on Google's $10 Local Search Play · · Score: 1
    My generation (I'm 20) doesn't use the yellow pages anymore


    If you are 20, I assume you are broke. Therefore random business owners don't care.


    I can kind of see why Coke or Pepsi would try to "grab" you, to establish a lifetime of brand loyalty. But right now, I really don't see how "Tim's Deli" could really care one way or the other why random-20-year-old would care.


    The reason "Tim's Deli" should care, is because of me! I am a 40-mumble-something and I do have money. And you know what? I don't use the freaking "yellow pages" either! I search online, even for local stuff. And*, I have money.


    * proof that I am over 40-mumble-somthing is the fact that I asterisk'd the questionable use of "And" as the start of a sentance.

  19. No - it's art! on Does Going Digital Mean Missing Music? · · Score: 1
    Has anyone listened to Clap Your Hands Say Yeah's latest? (Some Loud Thunder).

    My 12 year old bought that album - it has freaking NOISE added to it, just for art's sake for crying out loud. If you haven't heard it (and I suspect you never will on the radio) read some of the reviews.

  20. Heh, check the "major holders" on Investors Bailing On SCO Stock, SCOX Plummets · · Score: 1

    It's got to be embarrassing when top mutual fund holders have $800 worth (and dropping) of your stock.

  21. Schrodinger's Cat on Strict German Computer Crime Law Now in Effect · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...curiosity kills cats.

    But in this case you won't know for sure if the cat is dead until the German police kick in your door to look.

  22. I stipulate that it is dead - so what? on Baiji River Dolphin May or May Not Be Extinct · · Score: 1
    Let's say ALL the cute animals, and homo sapiens eventually die out. For whatever natural or man-made reason.

    So what?

    As long as there is some life left, there will be a "what's next".

    Do you really care who is at the top of the food chain a million years from now?

  23. Boycot meteor showers! on Rare Meteor Event to Inform on Dangerous Comets · · Score: 2, Funny
    I think thousands of tiny rock fragments hitting the atmosphere will increase global warming!

    Watching them only encourages them!

    Shame on you for promoting the whole subject of potentially Earth-wreaking comets and their "oh-shiny" debris.

    Avert your eyes!

  24. Define "evil"? on Nukes Against Earth-Impacting Asteroids · · Score: 1
    Is the end of the "Earth as we know it" evil?

    Or just another cosmic event?

    Discuss amongst yourselves... if the "end of the world" happens sooner, rather than later, I don't think it will affect my inevitable fate one way or the other.

  25. Any wrong price, high or low? on Canadian Court Sides With Dell Against Class Actions · · Score: 1
    give you the first item which scans at the wrong price (or labeled incorrectly) free (if you know to ask) and subsequent items at the correct price

    That seems like a good deterrent to "accidentally" marking something UP, but if it were incorrectly priced too low, I doubt the average consumer even mention it.

    The Dell case in question was obviously not a bait-n-switch ploy, the wrong price was about 20% of the correct price - any honest consumer would know that it was "too good to be true".