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Realtime ASCII Goggles

jabjoe writes "Russian artists from Moscow have created goggles with realtime image filtering. Among the Photoshop-like filters that can be applied is, interestingly, ASCII: you can view the world in real time as ASCII. Pointless but cool."

331 comments

  1. ASCII and thou shalt receive by Stanistani · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tint it green, have it flow downward, and you're Keanu Reeves...

    1. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by gnarfel · · Score: 4, Funny

      But will it run linux? And, better yet, if it were to kernel panic, what would the world look like?

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    2. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by nano2nd · · Score: 5, Funny

      ..whoah

    3. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pragma_x · · Score: 3, Funny

      [takes off goggles]

      I know... Gimp-fu.

    4. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by jdray · · Score: 4, Funny

      If someone mirrors this site, will all the letters show up backward?

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    5. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by garcia · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tint it green, have it flow downward, and you're Keanu Reeves...

      Totally Excellent!

      Oh wait, wrong movie. Sorry, I just can't ever think of Keanu in anything but Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. I guess there must be a glitch in the matrix or something...

    6. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      I am an _F_B_I_ A-GENT.

    7. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I have to point out that Neo's green-screen vision uses Unicode characters.

      And if Neo's such a visionary, why does he use an HGC monitor?

    8. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pragma_x · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have the same problem. While watching it, I kept expecting to have scenes like this:

      Neo: I totally had this dream where I woke up in a bathtub full of snot, and my head had this gnarly plug hooked into it. Then I went down this awesome waterslide. It was like waterloo, only totally metal.
      Neo: [does air guitar]

      Morpheus: That was no dream. The world as you understand it exists only as a massive simulation, designed and built by the machines, to deceive mankind while harnessing their body heat for energy. You were plugged into the matrix like the others, but we rescued you.

      Neo: [Looks painfully confused]

      Morpheus: [sighs] Up until now, you were a lot like that dude in that song "One" by Metallica.

      Neo: Excellent!

    9. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by KDR_11k · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh wait, wrong movie. Sorry, I just can't ever think of Keanu in anything but Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.


      Judging by his performance neither can Keanu Reeves.
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    10. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like to posit that Keanu Reeves is a fantastic actor, provided his character has no idea whats going on around him, see Bill and Ted, the original Matrix, and A Scanner Darkly, (possibly also the Lake House, but I'm not about to subject myself to that to find out.)

      The second Keanu Reeves' character is has a flash of insight, he is completely unbelievable - see, Dracula, Chain Reaction, Matrix 2 and 3, and Constantine.

      Movies like Speed, and The Devils Advocate are a mixed bag, the scenes where Keanu is confused are good, the scenes where his character displays some sort of talent are bad.

    11. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by BobNET · · Score: 1

      I like to posit that Keanu Reeves is a fantastic actor, provided his character has no idea whats going on around him

      So you're saying he's a good method actor?

    12. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by nijk · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of Jaromil's Hasciicam.

    13. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by the_lesser_gatsby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For a single method - like everybody is.

    14. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by ystar · · Score: 3, Funny

      My God!!! It's full of *****s!

    15. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by TuringTest · · Score: 3, Funny

      But will it run linux? And, better yet, if it were to kernel panic, what would the world look like? Or worse yet, how would the core dump smell?
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    16. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nevermind.. look over there.. blonde.. brunette..

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    17. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Nar+Matteru · · Score: 1

      The Matrix ripped off QuestWorld from The Real Adventures of Jonny Quest. True Story.

    18. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by FlatLine84 · · Score: 1

      Deja-vu? Did you see a black cat walk by twice? Was it the same black cat?

    19. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by eonlabs · · Score: 1

      What if you already see the world in ascii?

      THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!

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    20. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have a similar program, but with that guy who played Agent Smith. When he turned up in LotR, it totally ruined it for me. I kept saying 'Mr Andersonnnnn' after his lines..

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    21. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by brouski · · Score: 1

      I rather liked him in Constantine. I think it suited his...ahem, "minimalist" acting style.

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    22. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 1

      Movies like Speed, and The Devils Advocate are a mixed bag


      He was excellent in Speed. Delivering one liners like "Yeah, but i'm taller" and applying his matrix powers to bend the laws of physics, and allow a bus to jump a bridge! and that was before he even knew he was "The One"!

    23. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by kimvette · · Score: 1

      What explains Point Break? I like that movie for one reason: it pokes fun at Nixon ("I am not a crook!")

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    24. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pragma_x · · Score: 1

      I like to posit that Keanu Reeves is a fantastic actor, provided his character has no idea whats going on around him, see Bill and Ted, the original Matrix, and A Scanner Darkly, (possibly also the Lake House, but I'm not about to subject myself to that to find out.)

      I agree completely: you're dead on about the clueless thing. But no slashdot conversation about Keanu Reeves is complete without mentioning Johnny Mnemonic.

      Honestly, I think that one has the best and worst of what that man can do on film. It's a great example of how he is believably stupid and clueless to the benefit of direction: his character's only internal drive is to be free of his voluntary state of anmesia after all. And after halfway decent supporting performances (hey, they don't have to try too hard with a cast like this), he manages to ruin the climax of the film by attempting to act heroic. His delivery is so bad in the last moments of the film that it completely overshadows things that should utterly destroy our suspension of disbelief: like a computer-hacking dolphin in a fish-tank. Fortunately, the Gibsonian heroine at his side makes sure he doesn't have to do anything too clever up to that point, so it kinda works insofar as being close to the source material.
    25. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by thewils · · Score: 1

      That would be Hugo Weaving. I had the same problem.

      You're outnumbered, Aragorn. Or should I say 'Mr. Anderrrsssooonnnn'.

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    26. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by sYkSh0n3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would like to take this time to apologize for my previous post. I think I may have over medicated this morning.

      As for the goggles, real time ASCII could be interesting. I remember seeing a website a while back that had the entire movie Debbie Does Dallas in ASCII. I can't imagine looking around and seeing the whole world like that.

      I do have to wonder if it would be like looking at an image of what was in front of you, or if it would look more 3d like in the end of the matrix movie... either way, it would be interesting to get to play with them.

    27. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by sconeu · · Score: 1

      [AOL] Me Too! [/AOL]

      It started ticking off my nephews (whom I had taken to see the films).

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    28. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      Dude... it's script-fu.

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    29. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A dyslexic troll at that. Pavarotti was 71.

    30. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      And when you're wearing the goggles, you just look like a gimp.

    31. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      So what?

      I wrote code to convert ASCII to EBCDIC in real time YEARS ago!

    32. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it was Russian to start with, the letters will end up looking the right way.

    33. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Holy crap!

      Your comment title is almost exactly the name of a method I wrote called asciiAndYouShallReceive()

      See below:
            /**
          * Replaces ÀÁÂÃÄÅÆÇÈÉÊËÌÍÎÏÑÒÓÔÕÖÙÚÛÜÝàáâãäåæçèéêëìíîïñðòóôõö ùúûüý with ASCII lookalikes
          * @param inString - String with inernational characters
          * @return original string, except with only a-z/A-Z.
          */
      public static String asciiAndYouShallReceive(String inString) {


      Sadly I can't claim the name itself, one of my friends and coworkers came up with it. I've yet to see a better function/method name.

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    34. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      He's pretty good in "The Gift" although Giovanni Ribisi steals the show with his crazy man act, "Shoot me! SHOOT ME! SHOOT ME, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

    35. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pestario · · Score: 1

      ... to deceive mankind while harnessing their body heat for energy

      The machines were harnessing the energy generated by the electrical impulses in the brain - not body heat.

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    36. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who gives a shit? The writers on those movies failed "thermodynamics for poets" like, four times and got switched to "termodynamics for housepets." Which they also failed.

    37. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Delkster · · Score: 2, Funny

      Poor you. It must be very dull without unicode support.

    38. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by lazy_playboy · · Score: 1

      Dark City also, I think

    39. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Roy+van+Rijn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pffftt... I can't take this anymore, I've had it! Too many bad jokes for one day!

    40. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by UltimateRobotLover · · Score: 1

      Mr Underwood... Welcome back.

    41. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by UltimateRobotLover · · Score: 1

      Underhill! Damnit!

    42. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 4, Funny
      Morpheus: Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

      Neo: o rly?

      Morpheus: ya rly. *hands Neo goggles*

      Neo: ...whoah

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    43. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Andrew+Kismet · · Score: 1

      Agreed, "plank of wood" rather suited the character and story.

    44. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Giovanni Ribisi steals the show with his crazy man act He's a Scientologist, I'm not sure it's an act.
    45. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      No, the video said there isn't an operating system, it isn't really a "computer".

      ...Whoosh...

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    46. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Mister+Kay · · Score: 0

      The goggles! They do... something quite impressive actually.

    47. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Don't you know that the older computer hardware is, the cooler it is? Green screens were the pinnacle of not-geekiness. They were cryptic and obscure enough to be able to do anything, and yet so so computery! ;)

      As soon as I get home I'm gonna set xterm back to green on black. These new transparent wobbly windows are soooo passe.

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    48. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by fm6 · · Score: 1

      When I had an HGC system, I could not abide those green and amber monitors. I actually spent $40 extra for a white screen monitor.

      Then again, I had a green composite monitor that went with my Apple IIe. One day, my TV was broken, and there was a show on my VCR I really wanted to see. So I hooked the VCR up to the Apple monitor. Very weird experience.

    49. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by JarinArenos · · Score: 1

      "But how will you carry the ring, Mr. Baggins... if you don't have any... fingers?"

    50. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by livewire98801 · · Score: 1

      Actually, heat was mentioned. They referred to heat, kinetic energy (muscle twitches, I'd imagine), and neurological energy in the movie. I'm not sad enough to be able to quote the line exactly though.

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    51. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by pigeonhk · · Score: 1

      Did an mplayer hack together with matrixview a while ago. Some of you here might enjoy it :)
      http://pigeond.net/mplayer/mplayer-matrixview.html

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    52. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Greyor · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Baggins....

    53. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by Mikachu · · Score: 1

      I've been saying this exact same thing for ages. Thank you.

    54. Re:ASCII and thou shalt receive by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      The people were just used as a battery system along with the fusion reactors. They weren't meant to be a net power source.

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  2. Pointless but cool? by biocute · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's not pointless if it's cool, it's just useless.

    1. Re:Pointless but cool? by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 5, Funny

      The goggles, they do nothing!

    2. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if I shave and you look at me with them on I'd look like this? (I grew a goatee since this fine portrait was rendered)

      -mcgrew

    3. Re:Pointless but cool? by sayfawa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ah, but it's not even useless.

      a) enhance the surreality of certain drugs (didn't know surreality was a word, but spellchecker isn't complaining. Interestingly, my spellchecker says spellchecker is spelled wrong.

      b) make sex with unattractive people more fun. Actually, this would make sex with attractive people more fun too. As long as they don't complain about the massive stupid looking goggles you have on. Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.

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    4. Re:Pointless but cool? by Penfold1234 · · Score: 1

      It's not useless... Perhaps you might need a device to aid you in tripping over things and hurting yourself?

    5. Re:Pointless but cool? by monk.e.boy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It'd be nice to be able to edit out fat ugly people in real time.

      Insert your own ethnic minority, xenophobic joke here :-)

    6. Re:Pointless but cool? by residieu · · Score: 1

      Isn't that what chewing gum is for?

    7. Re:Pointless but cool? by QuantumPion · · Score: 4, Informative

      That's actually a common misquote. The real quote is: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" This should definitely be one of the tags for this article, especially since the server is down.

    8. Re:Pointless but cool? by borat4president · · Score: 1

      They would also help people with poor visual memory: all they need to remember now is a signature sequence of characters.

    9. Re:Pointless but cool? by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      wouldn't that cause bumping into yourself?

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    10. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anomolous+Cowturd · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Americans would keep bumping into each other.

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    11. Re:Pointless but cool? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      "Oh, don't mind me honey, I'm just going to put on these goggles to make you look more attractive." ...You should totally do this and tell us how it goes. ;^)

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    12. Re:Pointless but cool? by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      As long as they don't complain about the massive stupid looking goggles you have on.

      If they're wearing the goggles too, this is not a problem.

    13. Re:Pointless but cool? by NerdyLove · · Score: 1

      ... yes :(

    14. Re:Pointless but cool? by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot, you don't wear them, you make the other person wear them.

      You: Ok, here put this on...and this goes here, and that strap there and flip on the power switch ...and are they on? Good. Ahem. [joey]How you doin'?[/joey]

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    15. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b) make sex with unattractive people more fun. Actually, this would make sex with attractive people more fun too. As long as they don't complain about the massive stupid looking goggles you have on. Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.

      If its massive enough to hit her in the ribs she's probably not complaining...

    16. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe it's actually a hybrid of the two: "My eyes! Ze goggles, zey do nothing!"

    17. Re:Pointless but cool? by Nesa2 · · Score: 1

      Actually, it is not useless. This technology could be adopted by mayor electronics (video camera) makers. It could be used as additional filters on their cameras. I'd personally love to have a video camera with these kind of filters built in.

    18. Re:Pointless but cool? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      The problem with feature b is that is somewhat computationally difficult. First you need to be able to automagically pick out human beings, and then you need to be able to run a "beautification" algorithm to be able to make it look sexier. Such algorithms exist, certainly, but to be able to do it to the sort of precision neccesary for this to not be "A Scanner Darkly Porn" (which admittedly, would be hot in its own way) is challenging.

      I know you were joking somewhat, but damn it, I want real time beautification of video! We need to get as many engineers and computer scientists as possible on getting this problem solved!

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    19. Re:Pointless but cool? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      b) make sex with unattractive people more fun. Nothing new; "beer goggles" have already been around for years.
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    20. Re:Pointless but cool? by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Is that your powerpack or are you just happy to see me?

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    21. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Play it again, Sam, then beam me up, Scotty.

    22. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I read this, I heard the comic book store guy say it in my head.

      Trippy eh?

    23. Re:Pointless but cool? by patrikor_007 · · Score: 1

      i read that as "and keeps hitting your partner in the orbs."

    24. Re:Pointless but cool? by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Depends on if you're quoting Simpsons or Jhonen Vasquez.

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    25. Re:Pointless but cool? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

      Too many Sandra Bullock Movies for you I see. (Note the trivia section is pretty interesting...)

    26. Re:Pointless but cool? by adisakp · · Score: 1

      this would make sex with attractive people more fun too. As long as they don't complain about the massive stupid looking goggles you have on. Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.

      There are so many jokes to make here, I don't even know where to begin.

    27. Re:Pointless but cool? by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      She's a double ASCII bagger.

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    28. Re:Pointless but cool? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, add some facial recognition software and have it float nametags over people it recognizes, as if you were in an MMO game. That'd be so awesome. Apart from the massive goggles... cmooon BCI!

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    29. Re:Pointless but cool? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of that joke where the guy's wife complains about him spending so much on beer. He says he'll quit buying beer if she quits spending hundreds on makeup. She counters that the makeup is to make her look beautiful, to which he replies, "But darling! That's what the beer's for!"

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    30. Re:Pointless but cool? by laejoh · · Score: 0

      Or the massive thing that powers them and keeps hitting your partner in the ribs.

      I like to put my c*ck there, you insensitive clod!

      and btw,

      b) make sex with unattractive people more fun.

      is a bit like space exploration. NASA spent millions developing a pen with which you could write upside-down, the russians just used a pencil.

      I use a plastic bag!

    31. Re:Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  3. ASCII by exploder · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think the ASCII mode would have been cooler if they'd run the edge detect first. As it was, it seemed like the majority of the information rendered was in the brightness of the characters, not in the choice of character for each position.

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    1. Re:ASCII by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 1
      IAAAA (I Am An ASCII Artist)
      If brightness of characters is effecting the image then it isn't ASCII, it is ANSI or any number of other things but it isn't ASCII. In ASCII all characters are the same weight.

      If ASCII allowed one to use changing character brightness I wouldn't have spent so much time creating all of these because some of the challenge would have been lost.

    2. Re:ASCII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, not that kind of brightness, it's brightness as in the number of dots a character has, or the proportion of the space it fills against the maximum possible space a character can take (in a fixed width font).

    3. Re:ASCII by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      If you look at the best ASCII art, you find that it uses character density to express brightness and mass- not characters to define lines. Which makes sense, as that is how the human eye percieves reality.

    4. Re:ASCII by Annymouse+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      Whoever made these should talk to the people that did the World Cup in ascii (via telnet)

  4. The ulimate geek necessity! by downix · · Score: 1

    Now we all can live life like we are inside a comic book! Drop in the Comix plug-in, and bam!

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    1. Re:The ulimate geek necessity! by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Or how about image substitution so it's like you're wearing the sunglasses from They Live, replacing advertisements with generic placards, and politicians look like alien zombies?

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    2. Re:The ulimate geek necessity! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well if you were that goofy thing in Harlem I guarantee you will get in a fight with a big black guy that will kick you in the nuts!!

  5. My 12 Year Old Kid Would Love It by lottameez · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd never get it back. This product has enormous toy potential.

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    1. Re:My 12 Year Old Kid Would Love It by Koiu+Lpoi · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points I would totally give them to you right now. Absolutely correct. Hell, I'd buy one for christmas if they weren't prohibitively expensive.

  6. Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You might see ASCII...but all I see is blonde, brunette, redhead...

    1. Re:Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      You might see a Matrix reference, but all I see a string of worn out quotes. A Beowulf cluster of worn out quotes, where in Soviet Russia quote wears out you. Where I for one welcome our new worn out quote overlords. And My Eyes!! The worn out quotes do nothing.

  7. Finally, a place to use this quote... by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

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    1. Re:Finally, a place to use this quote... by argStyopa · · Score: 2, Funny

      10 am site posted to /.
      10:04 apparently it worked.
      10:33 it's down.

      More like "My server! The website does nothing!"

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    2. Re:Finally, a place to use this quote... by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      surely: "My eyes! The goggles do something useless!" ;)

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    3. Re:Finally, a place to use this quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tidal waves of H2SO4(aq) never looked so fine. Along with Wolfcastle's quote, "Carol never wore her safety goggles... now she doesn't need them." tee-hee: )

    4. Re:Finally, a place to use this quote... by AnonymousSheepHerd · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia the goggles do ASCII!

    5. Re:Finally, a place to use this quote... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 1

      "My Space! The tubes do nothing!"

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  8. Obligatory by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, world is u.

    1. Re:Obligatory by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think you mean, In Soviet Russia, goggles ascii you.

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    2. Re:Obligatory by Dr.+Eggman · · Score: 1

      Maybe try:
      "In Soviet Russia, ASCII encode you!"

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    3. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you meant in Soviet Russia you keep saying these dumb fucking "obligitory" statements. STFU, it was only funny oh say the first 1000 or so times.

    4. Re:Obligatory by sethstorm · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the equation behind it is a lot more complex.

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    5. Re:Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      In soviet nethack

      ......
      ..@d..
      ......

      you bite dog for 42 pts damage
      you hear a door burst open!
      you see an old meme shambling toward you
      you activate peril sensitive sunglasses
      the goggles do nothing!
      (moar)

  9. Oblig quote by drrck · · Score: 1, Redundant

    All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.

  10. Two guys on Moscow street by PinkyDead · · Score: 3, Funny

    A: I don't even see the code. All I see now is blonde, brunette, redhead.
    B: I can too you idiot - take those stupid goggles off. You're embarassing me.

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  11. Ob. DNA Comment. by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah, but can they sense peril?

    1. Re:Ob. DNA Comment. by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      Sense perl? The damn thing makes everything look like perl.

      Oh, peril. Nevermind.

    2. Re:Ob. DNA Comment. by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

      No...but they might be able to decode Pearl!

    3. Re:Ob. DNA Comment. by oatworm · · Score: 1

      To say nothing of See, Fourth, Jabba, or a variety of other malapropalyptic programming languages.

  12. Just like dropping Acid without the Acid. by deweycheetham · · Score: 0

    Wonder where he got the idea?

  13. How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    someone shoots an ASCII art porno using these things? The Internet is for porn, after all.

    1. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to respectfully disagree with the AP above: The internet is a tool for exchanging ideas and information between institutions and across organizations for the greater enhancement of mankind. Sorry, I just had too..

    2. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why bother filming, there a dozen of free tools that'll do this with any existing video.

    3. Re:How long until... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See Rule 34, tyvm.

    4. Re:How long until... by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      I guess there's no use in that, you can take a 'standard' movie and apply a filter - you're done.

  14. More obligatory by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

    What about peril sensitive filters?

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  15. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  16. "Pointless, but cool." by pzs · · Score: 5, Funny

    That should totally be the new tag-line for Slashdot.

    Peter

    1. Re:"Pointless, but cool." by AikonMGB · · Score: 1

      Someone mod this hilarious, plzkthx

      Aikon-

    2. Re:"Pointless, but cool." by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

      # Required by truth in advertising legislation.
      TAGLINE="${TAGLINE%, but cool.}"
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    3. Re:"Pointless, but cool." by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      --
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    4. Re:"Pointless, but cool." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pointless? Everything in ASCII?! Its a fucking dream come true!

  17. One camera only... by UfoZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...means you lose depth perception.

    Nice gimmick, though.

    1. Re:One camera only... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Yes and no. Would you say you lose depth perception while watching a movie?

    2. Re:One camera only... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Not if it is in 3D!

      --
      "But this one goes to 11!"
    3. Re:One camera only... by Joe+Random · · Score: 1

      Yes and no. Would you say you lose depth perception while watching a movie? Of the movie itself? Of course. They came up with 3D movies because regular movies aren't. The difference is that you're not moving through the movie scene, and using the information it provides to manipulate objects. Try spending a day wearing an eyepatch or something, and it'll quickly become apparent why two eyes are better than one.
    4. Re:One camera only... by gratemyl · · Score: 1

      Agree w/ parent. Called "heuristics", common technique used by the sub-conscience.

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    5. Re:One camera only... by caluml · · Score: 1

      I only have one eyeball, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:One camera only... by dmdavis · · Score: 1

      you lose depth perception. ...you caught the part where it's all ASCII, right? Is depth perception seriously a concern?

      Nice gimmick, though. If displaying the world in ASCII is a gimmick, they really need to fire their marketing department.
    7. Re:One camera only... by ShinmaWa · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Try spending a day wearing an eyepatch or something, and it'll quickly become apparent why two eyes are better than one. While you are almost certainly right, you'd be amazed how well the mind adapts in such situations. I have no depth perception at all. Zip, zero, none. I can't throw or catch with any semblance of accuracy at all. You'll never find me in the NBA or the NFL. However, for every day activities such as opening doors, driving a car, maneuvering a staircase, and even playing pool/billiards, I'm just fine. I don't find it a hindrance at all for every day activities because my mind has adapted to compensate for my lack of depth perception.
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    8. Re:One camera only... by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      But wouldn't STEREO ASCII blow your fucking mind?

    9. Re:One camera only... by taylorcp · · Score: 1

      Not really, you loose stereo vision/stereopsis - there are many monocular cues to depth (linear perspective, shape from shading, interposition/occlusions, motion parallax). Stereo vision also is only good out to 4m or so... so beyond that, the benefits of having two eyes that have a region of visual field overlap is negligible.

  18. libaa by skeeto · · Score: 1

    The software side of things was already complete: libaa.

    1. Re:libaa by ebolaZaireRules · · Score: 0

      complete and playable:
      textmode quake

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    2. Re:libaa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://libcaca.zoy.org/ , same thing, in color

  19. Shouldn't take long... by Kabuthunk · · Score: 1

    I'm going to guess it's about 2 minutes after it goes on commercial sale before some idiot tries to drive in ASCII. Depth-perception and visibility? Pfft... secondary to being able to see ASCII cars zip by :P

    Still, I'd love a pair. Added difficulty to any video game by way of filtering the hell out of it :P

    --
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  20. why did it have to be... by Digitus1337 · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...Moscow? Moderators, set your phasers to redundant.

    1. Re:why did it have to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Amazingly it hasn't happened yet. Let's see what happens when we apply a "Soviet Russia" to the phrase that is being redundantly posted.

      In Soviet Moscow, brunette, blonde, and redhead only see you!

      Woah. Sometimes a combination of memes can reveal interesting truths. Time to move to Moscow. :)

    2. Re:why did it have to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Time to move to Moscow.
      In Soviet Russia, Moscow moves to you!
  21. ASCII Goodness by kribby · · Score: 5, Funny

    so it's like a pair of beer goggles for nerds?

    1. Re:ASCII Goodness by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      would certainly make going to strip clubs more interesting.

    2. Re:ASCII Goodness by idontgno · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, right. The last thing we need is a bunch of geeks in wearable computing gear shouting "Yah, Baby, shake your @s!"

      --
      Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
    3. Re:ASCII Goodness by psxman · · Score: 1

      What the hell? Is this stripper bringing her kids in with her? And shaking them?

    4. Re:ASCII Goodness by Jawnn · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "After a while, you don't even see the code anymore. Just blonde, brunette, redhead."

    5. Re:ASCII Goodness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By interesting, you must mean POINTLESS. Pump some ascii-pron into the goggles and poof! You have a virtual whorehouse at home!

    6. Re:ASCII Goodness by sairax · · Score: 0

      I remember the days when I was wathcing pr0n with aalib, but now I can watch ASCII pr0n LIVE.

  22. Needs more overlays. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 5, Funny

    This would be really cool with some informative readouts along the edges. Battery power remaining, range to John Connor, progressive sequel crappiness quotient, that sort of thing.

    1. Re:Needs more overlays. by MORB · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather have the range/direction to Sarah Connor myself.

    2. Re:Needs more overlays. by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      They tried implementing that feature, but due to a bug it kept picking up all sorts of other bit-part Sarah Connors first, giving the good one time to escape.

    3. Re:Needs more overlays. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm certain that for his purposes the implementation is close enough.

  23. I know kung fu. - No you don't. by zeromorph · · Score: 1

    ASCII are we still in the 80s? Unicode, man, U*N*I*C*O*D*E.

    It's useless fun though.

    --
    "Hannibal's plans never work right. They just work." Amy/A-Team
  24. more obscure reference by Alzheimers · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But will they show you recreations of the death scenes of famous celebrities based on GPS coordinates?

    1. Re:more obscure reference by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Give it another few months and it won't be nearly as obscure.

      --
      This guy's the limit!
    2. Re:more obscure reference by Randomskk · · Score: 1

      spook country, am I right?

    3. Re:more obscure reference by Lurker2288 · · Score: 1

      River Phoenix is a personal favorite.

  25. I wouldn't say useless. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Informative

    I could see a lot of uses for it. Not nessarly the ASCII Filter but other filters can be nice. Say a brightness filter may make you better able to see in low light. Negitive Filter may help you find Jesus, in cloth. Other Filters could aid learning artest how to draw by removing the natural shading in real life, and break things down into simple shapes. Heck the Ascii filter could probably be good for trainging for sending images on Low Bandwidth networks and having people get the images and decode them easier.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by pragma_x · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd say that's the tip of the iceberg. Real-time video manipulation has all kinds of crazy implications for various impairments.

      Being able to simulate various types of color-blindness, or color-shift the real world to assist the color-blind are two possibilities. You could also use edge enhancement for people that can't focus too well, brightness enhancement for people who can't see in moderate light, gamma correction for night-blindness, and maybe some kind of stylized "cell shading" for people who have trouble discerning shapes and depth cues (shadows, etc).

      Now, add on some binocular optics (read: conventional glasses) and you can further push the envelope by compensating for astigmatism, lazy eye, and all the rest.

      Also, a lot of CCDs can see in to the near-infrared. So IR-enhanced viewing is also a distinct possibility.

    2. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Poeir · · Score: 1

      You could also use them while exploring ancient Chozo ruins.

      --
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    3. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Pengunea · · Score: 1

      [...]by removing the natural shading in real life

      Reduce objects to lines and voila. Finally, the world can look like the video for Take On Me by Ah-ha!
      --
      Starkle, starkle, little twink.
    4. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Bruitist · · Score: 1

      Pity you couldn't patent it, thanks to prior art.

    5. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by CrankyFool · · Score: 1

      Leaving aside for the moment the fact that VISOR is a fictional instrument, I'll note that we're not talking about the same technology at all -- VISOR transmits images, potentially unaltered, directly to the optic nerve via jacks. These goggles just do image manipulation and present the altered images to the eyes. They'd be of zero use for completely blind people.

    6. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      That looks like future art to me...

      --
      If I have nothing to hide, you have no reason to search me
    7. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      I can think of much better uses. For example, people I don't like would be replaced by piles of steaming manure (can't have them just disappear, or I'd be forever tripping over them). My boss would look like Goofy. All the chicks would not only look great, but they wouldn't have any clothes. And because the goggles would hide my eyeballs, they couldn't tell whether I was looking them in the eyes when I talk to them or not. Yes! Definite progress.

      --
      Great men are almost always bad men--Lord Acton's Corollary
    8. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Heck the Ascii filter could probably be good for trainging for sending images on Low Bandwidth networks and having people get the images and decode them easier.

      That's a big no.

      A single, (automatically produced) ASCII still is incomprehensible. It's only with 30 of them per second, or so that you can "kinda", "sorta" make-out what's going on.

      A very-low resolution JPEG, with high compression/smoothing/etc. could be equally small, and infinitely more comprehensible.
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    9. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Also, a lot of CCDs can see in to the near-infrared. So IR-enhanced viewing is also a distinct possibility."

      Hmmm.... I'm not sure the world is quite ready for that. Some types of clothing become significantly transparent at infrared wavelengths. It's one of several reasons most CCD cameras have IR filters installed.

    10. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by ewl1217 · · Score: 1

      I could see a lot of uses for it. Not nessarly the ASCII Filter but other filters can be nice. Say a brightness filter may make you better able to see in low light.

      Hmm... goggles that let you see in the dark... where have I seen that before?
    11. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Wordplay · · Score: 1

      Until someone actually reduces the VISOR to practice by either building it or describing it in sufficient detail to build it, it isn't prior art.

    12. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I get a... uh... list of those... types of clothing? I'm suddenly in the mood to shoot some infrared film.

    13. Re:I wouldn't say useless. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      The concept has been documented in the printed works, i.e. the ST:TNG novels (and in far greater detail than in the TV series, I might ad.). In short, nobody can patent the generic idea of head-mounted optics that aid in human sight. Specific implementations? Maybe.

      There is precedent. Heinlein's description of a water bed (In Stranger in a Strange Land, I think. Depends on if his Waldo book came out earlier.) led to the invalidation of a later patent taken out on the real deal.

  26. Article Tesx by MyLongNickName · · Score: 3, Funny

    At the risk of being a karma whore:

    "Russian artists from Moscow presented in London the totally useless but somehow cool device - goggles that you can put on and feel yourself like a robot from a Terminator movie or like somebody else from "the cyberspace". See the video below:"

    Thanks.

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    1. Re:Article Tesx by dmdavis · · Score: 1

      See the video below: Goggles that let me see the world in ASCII, and yet I can't view the video in lynx? Laaaame.
    2. Re:Article Tesx by StrahdVZ · · Score: 0

      goggles that you can put on and feel yourself like a robot from a Terminator movie I didn't know robots in terminator felt themselves. Finally there is a reason watch Terminator 3 again. I better watch that T-X model more closely this time.
  27. World Cup in ASCII by lib3rtarian · · Score: 1

    I remember that during the last world cup there was a server that was running the coolest telnet I have ever seen. It was the world cup TV feed filtered into ASCII, so you could actually watch the games over telnet. I was all about it, although I can't remember the server address now. I would be very interested if anyone knew anything else about this, or how it's done, or how I could set it up.

    1. Re:World Cup in ASCII by shades66a · · Score: 4, Informative

      this might of been it ? ascii-wm.net

    2. Re:World Cup in ASCII by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Easy 'nuf...

      Get yourself a capture card (or camera) and pipe the input through VLC at the command line. VLC can be compiled with ascii-art libraries and you can do this yourself (only, it's not just green, ascii-art library processes colors too)

      It's dead simple, but not useful enough for me to do it twice.

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    3. Re:World Cup in ASCII by whathappenedtomonday · · Score: 1
      I remember I tried it a dozen times and it never worked, the server was constantly stalled during games. I watched the Deep Throat ASCII conversion vid, instead. More balls in there than in any soccer game, no kidding! Can't find the bookmark right now, but google is (evil and) your friend.


      Oh, how to do it / set it up? No idea, but you might just preorder the goggles from TFA. Or read up on real time image filtering of live video sources.

      --
      I hope I didn't brain my damage.
    4. Re:World Cup in ASCII by theGreater · · Score: 1

      Would the result be a video stream with an ASCII filter applied, or an actual character stream?

      -theGreater.

    5. Re:World Cup in ASCII by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Output to the screen is in ascii, if run as an application within something like telnet, ascii characters would be transmitted, not video.

      When trying this technique, it's important to execute VLC outside of X11 (not sure how this would operate in Windows...that's not my bag). I used font selection to get smaller ascii-character "pixels".

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      "Lame" - Galaxar
    6. Re:World Cup in ASCII by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might have been it.

    7. Re:World Cup in ASCII by Anaerin · · Score: 1

      Why VLC? Why not use (The V4L compatible) mplayer to do this for you? It can render in black/white (-vo aa) or colour (-vo caca) Hell, set it as the system shell for an account (for example) and you've got yourself your very own ascii-wm

  28. What happens if.... by Hanners1979 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What happens if you watch ASCII Star Wars through the ASCII goggles?

    1. Re:What happens if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Simple: it'll cancel out and you'll wind up seeing the regular live-acted film.

    2. Re:What happens if.... by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      If you apply the algorithm to the exact image, it's certain that you'll end up with
      the same characters. With the goggles it's different because of scale / rotation / misalignment problems. You'd lose even more quality, some characters being replaced with others.

    3. Re:What happens if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What, like Leia replaced with Jar-Jar Binks?

  29. It reminds me of college by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

    We had some Ultra Sparc and a few VT220 orange dummy terminals where I studied and everyone was using only the Sparcs, even to only check emails, so there were some queues to access the machine. So one day, a friend installed the ASCII version of Quake on the VT220 server to prove you could do almost anything on those craps.
    It didn't change anything but damn, that was cool.

  30. Go Osama! by alta · · Score: 1

    I didn't know Osama was so interested in Art, espcially asci art... Good for him, take a break from killing the infidels and contribute something useless to society ;)

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  31. Poor russians by packetmon · · Score: 5, Funny

    They don't have an ASCII representation of a /. effect. So I made one for em:

           ##
          ##
         ##
        ##
       ##
      ##      ###
    ##       ###

    1. Re:Poor russians by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      They don't have an ASCII representation of a /. effect. So I made one for em: Here's my rendition:
      404 Error - File Not Found
      --
      [Fuck Beta]
      o0t!
    2. Re:Poor russians by yanos · · Score: 1

      Wow. You made an italic dot!

    3. Re:Poor russians by Ren.Tamek · · Score: 1

      Nice, but isn't /. the ASCII representation of the /. effect?

      --
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  32. Sweet by salpairodice · · Score: 1

    Crap, I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue....

  33. Noire K.W. Jeter by McNihil · · Score: 1

    The books main character... McNihil... wow! where did I get my handle... goes around and sees everything in Noire kind of way.

    This device is neither pointless nor useless... one can use it to enhance how people view their environs... want everybody to look like hot models... there you go.... you want everybody to be black... there you go... want everybody to look like whatever you like... there you go.

  34. Stereo by badfringe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It would be better if there were stereo cameras, and different video going to each eye. I can only guess at the sort of eye strain you'd get with this and ascii mode. Better still, different processing modes in each eye!

  35. Synthetic Reality Interface Device Prototype. by TheLazySci-FiAuthor · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its current configuration may be somewhat useless, but there is a point to goggles which allow overlay. This is essentially synthetic reality. It is my thoughts that soon "goggles" like these will be as common as bluetooth headsets are now - though they will probably be glasses rather than goggles (or perhaps even contacts, eventually).

    I don't need to list the plethora of uses for synthetic reality, but even in this nascent stage I could see the ability to increase and decrease contrast as useful - perhaps in searching around for something lost.

    This is simply algorithms being applied to a video - with object recognition the potential is large.

    1. Re:Synthetic Reality Interface Device Prototype. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even without synthetic/augmented reality or weird ascii art, there are practical uses for real-time goggles. For instance, imagine if you could automatically black out the sun, no more squinting as you drive into the sunset (my sunglasses aren't dark enough to block the sun, and if they were, I wouldn't be able to see that much dimmer stoplight coming up).

    2. Re:Synthetic Reality Interface Device Prototype. by autophile · · Score: 1

      Dude, these are artists. The closest these guys will get to synthetic reality is Pointillism.

      --Rob

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    3. Re:Synthetic Reality Interface Device Prototype. by filterban · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Vernor Vinge's book "Rainbow's End" exists in the near future, and the use of contacts in the method you describe has become ubiquitous.

      In fact, he discusses how without the special contacts, most of the world is very plain and drab - lots of whites and greys, not much art - but when you use contacts, it becomes a fantasy world full of color, art, and beauty.

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  36. Not Another Network Timeout Batman! by Aranykai · · Score: 1

    already slashdoted by the folks who have been using ASCII output on mplayer for years...

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  37. hmmm by nomadic · · Score: 1

    You can get the same effect by combining large amounts of alcohol and playing nethack for 24 hours straight.

  38. x-ray mode, movie night? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    That is the most awesome thing ever. But the important questions remain: how about x-ray mode? I guess you could simulate it with some clever color-correction and "find edges" algorithms. I suppose we can look forward to 3 years' worth of music videos filmed with this thing, if not ASCII John Wayne Movie night on Adult Swim or something similar.

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    1. Re:x-ray mode, movie night? by icebrain · · Score: 1

      "ASCII John Wayne Movie night on Adult Swim..."

      That would absolutely kick ass. I'd get cable just to watch it.

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  39. They Live by shdwtek · · Score: 1

    I see Aliens in ASCII!

  40. Videolan has ascii output by DrXym · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Sad but true - you can watch movies in Videolan as rendered into ASCII. You'll find the option by opening the Preferences dialog, checking the "Advanced Options" checkbox, clicking on Output Modules, and selecting "Color ASCII art video output".

    Cool but rather useless.

    BTW for me at least, the OpenGL driver delivers a far better image under Vista than DirectX. Don't know if this is DRM related or not but the quality is far better.

    1. Re:Videolan has ascii output by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Sad but true - you can watch movies in Videolan as rendered into ASCII. You'll find the option by opening the Preferences dialog, checking the "Advanced Options" checkbox ..."

      I like VLC, but somehow it doesn't seem appropriate to have that feature listed in the "Advanced Options" :-)

    2. Re:Videolan has ascii output by houghi · · Score: 1

      As does MPlayer. So I wonder what the difference is with just putting it trough a Linux box.

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    3. Re:Videolan has ascii output by SonnyJimATC · · Score: 1

      It's probably due to the anti-aliasing present when the card is in '3D' mode.

  41. ObPedantic by itsdapead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tint it green, have it flow downward, and you're Keanu Reeves...

    Unfortunately TFA said ASCII - the Matrix included a lot of Japanese Katakana/Hiragana script so you'd probably need JIS, Unicode or ISO something-or-other...

    Also, do not try this at home unless you are The One - otherwise, after ten minutes you'd probably go green and flow downwards.

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    1. Re:ObPedantic by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, I was going to insert the clause, 'add unicode and some funky characters,' but I was distracted by the woman in the red dress.

  42. More importantly... by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

    More importantly, what effect is it going to have on the Goggle stock price?

  43. X-ray mode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Easier than you think. Some low-end Sony video cameras were way to sensitive to IR. The result was an effect very much like X-ray vision. ie. clothing tended to disappear. Interested? Just modify the camera feeding the goggles. Here's how: http://geektechnique.org/index.php?id=254

  44. Now Perl fans can see their GF as Perl code by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Just don't ask where the "@" goes.

    1. Re:Now Perl fans can see their GF as Perl code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl fans don't have GFs. Sorry, but maybe they could try it walking down the street?

  45. Come on people by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Almost an hour has passed and not one person has claimed to have a screenshot and posted an ASCII goatse.

    1. Re:Come on people by dtoffe · · Score: 5, Funny
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  46. No computer or OS? by Dan+East · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In the video the guy says there is no computer or operating system. Maybe its all embedded, but obviously it has a CPU running their software.

    As far as being just a toy, this thing could actually be quite useful. It could be used to enhance vision, sort of like Geordi's visor in Star Trek. It could display things outside of human vision, or amplify small differences to make them more apparent. Of course it could be used for night vision too. Personally, I would be interested in the hardware if I write my own software / filters for it. The point is, with this type of augmented vision, the sky's pretty much the limit. Imagine if it was OCRing what you look at real-time, so that you could look at something, and the system could display additional information about uncommon words (nouns like place names, product names, etc).

    How about the Photosynth demo Microsoft did, where they would take many 2D images of buildings, and reconstruct them in 3D, allowing the user to zoom in in massive detail (if someone had taken photos of that particular place). If that type of image recognition could be done real-time to match what you are currently looking at, then you could look at the inside of a building without entering it. Or zoom in or out, or pan or change your POV entirely, without actually moving your body.

    Dan East

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    1. Re:No computer or OS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't almost every camcorder do this

    2. Re:No computer or OS? by incog8723 · · Score: 1

      As much fun as people make about this "useless toy", or however it was described, you hit the nail on the head. It may seem silly, but Geordi's visor is like the holy grail... for robots and humans... electromagnetic/xray/whatever/chromatograph imaging for diagnostics... just look at something, find a hot spot, or whatever. Might even be interesting for sky gazing at night. Of course, some of these applications would require very expensive transducers.

      But of course, this is more a story about the embedded software I guess...

    3. Re:No computer or OS? by repvik · · Score: 1

      Or use it in cars on a HUD, to mark cars/pedestrians bright red and the road green. Using IR, it would even be possible to see pedestrians/cars/animals at night. Could be combined with eg. ultrasound ranging too, to detect the exact distance to something in the road that you're unable to see yet. I can think of a couple dozen good "in-car" safety features one could make with this...

  47. I'm surprised by Ginger_Chris · · Score: 1

    They didn't include a "rose tinted" filter. It would be like the best version ever, even if it wasn't.

  48. release 2.0 by martyb · · Score: 1

    I've heard they already have plans for their next version! They're going to upgrade the image processing to add scene analysis with an always-on internet connection to a search engine and call them "Googles". <grin>

  49. stupid by bakamaki · · Score: 1

    This technology appears to be a combination of virtual boy and a public access video effects board.
    I like the "watcha want" vido by the Beastie Boys and prefer it to this silliness.
    I guess what I'm saying is that it's cool for the purpose of art but it really doesn't live up to the name/claims/etc.

  50. Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Pointless but cool. Whoever wrote that doesn't have much imagination for application.

    The thing that impressed me was I believe I saw a standard Sobel operator filter that extracts lines based on the derivatives of a pixel and its neighbors. Now in computer vision oftentimes this is used to simplify complex scenes so that region/structural analysis can be done.

    You know when you're developing computer vision applications for robots, it sure would help to be able to code an algorithm & take it outside to test it against different light sources and scenarios so you get an idea of what needs to be tweaked.

    Plus if your robots have hardware restrictions, this system can enforce them to give you an idea of realtime lag.

    I could see this being a very valuable tool in the realms of academia & robotics. I realize the original idea is for ACII art, as mentioned, but there are some real applications here.
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  51. Anyone watch Serial Experiments Lain? by GammaKitsune · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's a moderately batty man who wanders through the streets with a setup that looks exactly like this. He's trying to remain permanently connected to cyberspace, or something to that effect. Not sure if anyone will know what I'm talking about, though. :)

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  52. Quake 3 overlay by IckySplat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I buy one if I could overlay Q3 style textures over everything.
    Say selective overlays for different people :)
    Postman becomes zombies and add the sound effects for extra points
    It would make my morning commute to work a little more fun

    Probably require more CPU horsepower than that little unit could provide
    and I suspect the batties would weigh a ton.

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    1. Re:Quake 3 overlay by pimpimpim · · Score: 1

      Or just add enemies to what you're seeing! Do edge detection on buildings etc, and hide enemies behind that. This will probably be a good simulation of paranoia. OMG everyone's out to kill me!! Sick but cool.

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    2. Re:Quake 3 overlay by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You mean something like this?

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  53. He Looks Like... by eno2001 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...Rasputin. Man, I wish I could grow a beard like that. I'd love to look like an insane monk.

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    -"...bad old ideas look confusingly fresh when they are packaged as technology" - Jaron Lanier (Digital Maoism on Edge.o
  54. EffecTV by timecop · · Score: 0

    Some of the effects look like they were lifted from http://effectv.sourceforge.net/ (windows port http://pbx.mine.nu/effectv/) and if that's the case, where's the source? :)

  55. HasciiCam by danEger · · Score: 2, Informative
  56. Re:Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by NeilTheStupidHead · · Score: 1

    Real-time image processing? Though there are all sorts of applications for this technology that are 'useless' there should be plenty of practical ones too. How about low-visibily operations? now it's not just shades of grey or green, but a full-colour daylight equivalent image on your 'night vision' goggles. This could perhaps also be adapted to real-time thermal imaging, or given the ability to 'zoom'. Perhaps those electronic binoculars we've seen in so many SF films and movies aren't that far fetched. I'm not disagreeing with you, but there are almost countless applications to this that haven't been imagined yet. I'm sure no one imagined all the possibilities when the LED was invented and look at how ubiquitious they are.

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  57. Copy on YouTube, which is not yet Slashdotted by Gulik · · Score: 5, Informative

    I found the video posted on YouTube, for folks (like me) who didn't get to the main site before it started smoking.

  58. Lain is a decent example... but... by meringuoid · · Score: 2
    Snow Crash is a better one.

    Gargoyle lifestyle, here we come.

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    1. Re:Lain is a decent example... but... by GammaKitsune · · Score: 1

      Nah, Mr. Ng isn't quite as similar to the setup they have shown. His whole body is permanently connected to his "wheelchair", while this guy I'm thinking of just wears a visor over his eyes, backpack, and a wide array of random crap.

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  59. How about the Predator Script-Fu from GIMP? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that would be pretty cool.

  60. Content Aware goggles...? by ashooner · · Score: 1

    Combine these goggles with a fisheye lense and this content-aware resizing software. That would be great. Spatially, you'd have some distortion, but the compression software could then work in 4 dimensions instead of 3.

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  61. IBM Big Iron version by weeboo0104 · · Score: 1

    IBM is building a legacy version of these. The view will be in EBCDIC.

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  62. All I see... by PigleT · · Score: 1

    is blonde, brunette, redhead ;)

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  63. William Gibson's Virtual Light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This pair of goggles could be the prototype of "Virtual Light" eyeglasses which are mentioned in some Sprawn Trilogy novel by noted cyberpunk author William Gibson. Essentially the goggle has memory inside, which stores the fully detailed rebuilding plans for the new eco-friendly Crystal Tokyo meant to replace the war-demolished metropolis or whatever. The goggle is transferred by a courier from the USA to Asia, but he is distracted by a hooker and the Virtual Light eyeglass ends up with the mafia or so and the heroes have to get it back, blah-blah.

  64. Not your ordinary goggles... by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

    The goggles! They do...hey, wait...that's kinda cool!

  65. Pointless but cool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pointless but cool? "Pointless" but "cool"? That's what Slashdot is supposed to be ABOUT! No wonder we have all these crap political stories, with an attitude like that.

  66. Someone set up us the bomb !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just great, now this will give an excuse for goatse to expand beyond the Web!

  67. In Soviet Russia... by jitterman · · Score: 1

    Goggles modify YOU!

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  68. I think you mean.. by somersault · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. I know Script-Fu!

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    which is totally what she said
    1. Re:I think you mean.. by Blobule · · Score: 1

      I know Fu-Bar!

  69. Re:The ultimate geek necessity! by geekboy642 · · Score: 1

    It's like AdBlock for the real world! I'll take 200 pairs.

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    Just another "DOJ fascist authoritarian totalitarian bootlicker" -- Zeio
  70. What I want by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    frequencey band compression, by which I mean, turn all the normal colors into shades of green; then shift infrared into red, and ultraviolet into violet/blue...

    The visual capabilities of Bees and Rattlesnakes combined... perfect eyeware for bear calvary, vampire ninjas, or lightsaber weilding nazgul.

  71. videoconferencing for CLI unix... by rivaldufus · · Score: 1

    great for those people who are still suspicious of that new fangled X11 thing.

  72. sex? with people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must be new here.

    1. Re:sex? with people? by Vexorian · · Score: 1

      He said, sex with [i]ugly[/i] people...

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  73. Holy moly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I sense a spike in the worldwide use of party drugs with the introduction of this product into the major markets.

  74. The Architect by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    You met the Architect? Groklaw's PJ, for real?!

  75. Lawnmower Man meets They Live by MutualDisdain · · Score: 1

    I wonder what hidden properties we could find out about our reality through selective filtering. It would be cool if shifting sky data via a particular matrix revealed a hidden message. What if all the white noise of reality we exist in just needs the right filter to reveal something profound?

    I wonder if you could use this to enhance vision by filtering out certain wavelengths or only doing edge detection...

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  76. Oooh this could be so cool by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

    Remember the content aware image-resizing algorithm ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIFCV2spKtg )? Imagine that you had this thing programmed to delete a specific person from a the scene in real time, then put on the goggles. The effect would be so weird, with the scene reshaping itself to hide that person as you both moved!.

    Put two sets of googles on two people, and program it so that they can't see each other and let them go.

  77. Agent Elrond. by pragma_x · · Score: 1

    You definitely need to listen to the intro on this song then:

    http://music.machinaesupremacy.com/machinae_suprem acy-hybrid.mp3

    I'm still waiting for the potential hilarity when people start mashing up other movies Weaving has done, like "Transformers".

    1. Re:Agent Elrond. by Vexor · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget V for Vendetta. Excellent movie.

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      ~Vexed and loving it!
    2. Re:Agent Elrond. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      I'm still waiting for the potential hilarity when people start mashing up other movies Weaving has done, like "Transformers".

      In an interview I saw Weaving said he based his Agent Smith voice on Walter Cronkite. It's a bit disorienting to hear his normal, Kiwi, accent.

      And for REAL hilarity, see his performance as a transvestite in "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert". The scene where he tries to be masculine to impress his son is wonderful.

    3. Re:Agent Elrond. by scooter.higher · · Score: 1

      Funny... I thought he sounded like Carl Sagan. Watch the Cosmos series and you;ll hear what I mean.

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      Ramen
    4. Re:Agent Elrond. by cromar · · Score: 1

      I would like to see one using Priscilla, Queen of the Desert :)

  78. You're all totally missing the point by Running+Fool · · Score: 1

    The Matrix is cool, but now I can finally fulfill my dream of living the my own "Take Me On" video. Now I just need to download the song to my ipod and put it on continuous loop.

    1. Re:You're all totally missing the point by Cafe+Alpha · · Score: 1

      That is true!

      With some heavy programming, it would be cool to make mixed reality googles. Say, part of the room is cartoon and part of it is real. Add music and viola!

  79. Looks like Magic Mushrooms... by thewils · · Score: 1

    ...have prior art in this case.

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    1. Re:Looks like Magic Mushrooms... by nadamucho · · Score: 1

      Shrooms may cost less, but there's no off switch.

  80. ASCII Goggles On Captcha's by theManInTheYellowHat · · Score: 1

    Don't tell the spammers that all you need to do to read a CAPTCHA is to use an ASCII filter.

  81. How 'bout some ASCII with more realistic color? by seandiggity · · Score: 1

    Totally awesome. I would actually want a non-green-on-black ASCII filter though...VLC has a cool ASCII filter that I always thought would make for an interesting way to watch a movie (or maybe music video).

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  82. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone found a way to recycle Nintendo's Virtual Boy.

  83. Forget The Matrix, this is more like by apparently · · Score: 1
    Mark Osborne's short film, More.

    (Quicktime only, but worth it) Get Happy.

  84. Hmmm - do they come in FF00CC? by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

    Just wondering if the text will render in FF00CC?

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  85. Re:Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by loftwyr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    More interesting is the application of networked versions of the goggles, it would be then possible to have the field of vision wireframed and allow for many different kinds of detection techniques.

    It would also make playing lasertag or paintball much easier...

  86. The Matrix by 955301 · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to see a matrix filter on this thing.

    As for pointless? You just use a different camera and you have night vision or RF direction finding vision. Seriously powerful stuff waiting to happen!

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    You are checking your backups, aren't you?
  87. Remember the Animation "More" by siegesama · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the invention of Bliss in More. Look at your bleak world through Bliss, and everything is bright and joyful.

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    what the hell is a 'junk character', anyway?
  88. Actual Uses in Perceptual Experiments... by E++99 · · Score: 1

    *Rotate the view by 15 degrees. After a day, does your brain straighten it for you? Does it rotate the other way when you take them off?
    *Rotate the hue by x degrees? Does your brain correct after time?
    *Dampen one of the primary colors, while enhancing the other two. Does your brain compensate after time?
    etc...

  89. So close... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is anyone else disappointed that the article link was 1377 and not 1337?

  90. Re:Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by bob.appleyard · · Score: 1

    Also, those packs of spectres that seem to hang around all the dark places with barrels of petroleum become a lot less troublesome.

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  91. Rez anyone? by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1

    What will happen if I play Rez with this thing on?

  92. J. by antdude · · Score: 1

    That looks like J. to me. Or maybe it's a hockey stick with a puck.

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  93. Slashdot's memory as volatile as ... by tgv · · Score: 1

    This was done 9 years ago: http://web.mit.edu/macdev/asciiMac/, and won the Best Hack (and Victor A-Trap) award at MacHack '98.

    1. Re:Slashdot's memory as volatile as ... by ogre2112 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but not exactly the same as goggles, no?

  94. where was this by MisterMoney · · Score: 1

    when i still did mushrooms and acid?? thinkin' that would have made for interesting trips.

  95. Agent Elrond by slagheap · · Score: 1
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  96. Richard Stallman? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was that Richard Stallman's Russian counterpart in the video?

  97. My name... is FRODO! by Pfhorrest · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Do you hear that, Mr. Baggins? That is the sound of inevitability. That is the sound, of your death. Goodbye, Mr. Baggins."

    "My name.... is FRODO!"

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    1. Re:My name... is FRODO! by MoreDruid · · Score: 1

      Gandalf shot first

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  98. Mplayer can too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mplayer can too.

  99. The healthy alternative to drugs! by msgtomatt · · Score: 1

    Introducing the healthy alternative to drugs! You no longer need to smoke something to achieve psychedelic affects!

  100. other input by Bob+the+Hamster · · Score: 1

    The think about this that would be most exciting to me is the ability to merge input from other types of sensors besides a regular camera. What if you had a camer a that could see into infra-red or ultra-violot, or both, and would merge this data with the visible light, and adjust the colors to the spectrum your eyes can see. And that is just the beginning!

    I want goggles that I can use to "see" Wifi hotspots! Or what about visualization of bat-style echolocation?

  101. Wake me when they can do EBCDIC by cavehobbit · · Score: 1

    Amateurs

  102. Anime-o-vision by jameskojiro · · Score: 1

    Cool, make it do edge detect and cell shading effects and we could see what it would be like to live in an anime world.

    Sweet, bet you could squeeze some money out of those Otaku.

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  103. Life as Anime by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    I think the Japanese would love this, if the world was toon-rendered.

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    Your hybrid is not saving the environment. Its purpose is to make you feel good about buying something.
  104. Not more, but less realism by PraiseTheLord · · Score: 1

    It's funny - game developers attempt to make reality out of something imagined and this guy makes something imagined out of reality. Go figure. :)

  105. Before there was the Matrix... by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Before there was the Matrix... by Splab · · Score: 1

      Heh this is actually a problem for some actors. Here in Denmark a female actor has been in a number of commercials as this annoying woman, the ad worked - the company had its name etched into peoples memory, the downside however is whenever people see this woman they expect her to be this nagging b**** which has pretty much limited the womans ability to get a job.

  106. Easy with a webcam by Trogre · · Score: 1

    mplayer tv:// -vo aa

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  107. Where's the stereoscopic version? by Dorceon · · Score: 1

    Obviously wouldn't work for the ascii filter, since it's pretty much guaranteed that a given object would not be aligned to a character boundary for both eyes, but for the other effects it would be that much cooler.

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  108. Make a realtime anime renderer for this stat! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    Then every day is like being in Japan, and all your old porn will be new again!

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  109. whoa thats un-fantastic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems dumb. I mean, people could do this for years with their web cams, and thats essentially all this is. A camera, a monitor, a tiny cpu doing the processing. This is just existing technology being played with and put on youtube. Might as well start linking to the mentos and coke videos.

  110. It's in Manchester, not London by randomblast · · Score: 1

    The article says they're presenting it in London. The video, or at least some portion of it was filmed in Manchester. There's a shot of the 1830's Warehouse at the Museum of Science & Industry, just after the first ASCII shot.

    Incidentally, the 1830's Warehouse is where the 50th anniversary fully-functional replica of Baby is housed. (The first ever stored program computer - built by Freddie Williams and Tom Kilburn in Manchester in 1948)

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  111. how about mplayer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    there's mplayer with aalib, with libcaca, or even matrixview

  112. Grasshoppers by gr8dude · · Score: 1

    Just in case - grasshoppers have eyes that can move independently, so they can focus each eye on different objects. Of course, humans can do that too, but the standard approach is that both eyes look at the same thing, to get "a better picture".

    If you happen to be in The Netherlands, visit Museon in The Hague, they have a nice interactive model of a grasshopper's vision system, among many other cool things. If you have children, they'll love it there!

  113. Re:Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by flonker · · Score: 1

    Mechwarrior! Wireframe view made things so much easier. I can definitely see military applications.

  114. goggles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my eyes, the goggles do nothing.

  115. Anti culture shock by unkiereamus · · Score: 1

    It's good to know that somethings transcend little things like nationalities. Grad students look the same the world over.

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  116. 1377 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Post # 1377 shouldn't it be 1337?

  117. in Russia by Bnderan · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but; In Russia ... you has the Matrix.

  118. old! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was shown at Siggraph's CyberFashion Show back in August of 2005. A little old already.

    I wandered the convention for a few hours with it - it's monovision, and difficult to walk around with at first. Interesting though, however that's the exact same unit we had then. Alexei had good work, but I'd have assumed it'd be in stereo-vision by the time slashdot caught up.

    1. Re:old! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here, I found the original line-up for the event:

      http://www.psymbiote.org/cyfash/2005/
          and
      http://electroboutique.com/

      -brett

  119. Flashback hell by awol · · Score: 1

    While they were asleep, if you were to slip these babies onto someone that spent too much time in the late 60's they would wake up to find the most extraordinary of acid flashbacks filling their day. Cruel, but fair, well at least funny.

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  120. Re:Pointless? Useless? I Think Not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So this guy has have just invented Sobel filters? Or is it a slight variation of night vision goggles? Woohoo!
    This is nothing new - it's simply and old idea being pushed in a way that appeals to to the "art crowd".

  121. Claymation by FreyarHunter · · Score: 1

    Some of these filters remind me of this claymation video I saw a long time ago.

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  122. You can do this at home! by Old+Duck · · Score: 2, Informative
    At least, something like this. Take your video camera (or web cam or whatever), connect it to your computer, and use mplayer to view it. I've only used mplayer in Linux, but this probably would work in other OSes as well. You can set up mplayer to play the output of a DV stream, for example, or anything tied into video for Linux. When you run mplayer, use the

    mplayer -vo aa
    option, which changes the video out to animated ascii. It does this live, so you will now be viewing the world in ascii! Granted, we're not talking googles, but it will give you an idea of what you will see. I suppose when the new Linux phone comes out, you could strap two in front of your face and strap the camera to your head and make these googles for yourself:-)
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  123. effectv by fashice · · Score: 1

    It's just effectv in a box .. noting more nothing less effectv.sourceforge.net

  124. Autism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tinted glasses are sometimes used by people with autism to decrease the amount of sensory input they receive (making the world a bit easier to be in).

    These could help do that, without the loss of detail and luminosity. They would have the added benefit of being customizable.

  125. Billboard filter? by LowJik78 · · Score: 1

    I saw a guy years ago, trying to build realtime video goggles to filter out aspects of reality he didn't like.

    He produced an algorithm to identify rectangles in any orientation in real time video and the device would ask you if you were interested or would prefer not to see it again. Once you decide to filter this particular advert/billboard/hoarding it would recognize future instances of it and replace them with a blank represtentation or something of your choice.

    But this was years and years ago.

    I am waiting for realtime video overlay, projected onto your retina by tiny lasers. With facial recognition and you will have a HUD tagging people visually with: their name, last time you saw them, any related birthdays coming up and possibly subjects to avoid. Wow that will make meetings/parties/get-togethers easier for me.

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  126. HD Imaging by RingDev · · Score: 1

    My thoughts as well. Can you imagine if they stuck 3 cameras on that thing and did real time HDR imaging? No shadow too dark to hide in. No issues with objects being silhouetted by back light. Tons of options for growth with this project.

    -Rick

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  127. hasn't anyone else thought... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Wheelchair Controlled by Thought and these Russian Goggles could some how be combined..? I'd quite like to never have to bother moving or opening my eyes and this seems like the best solution. Perhaps eventually we can all be heads in a jar, this would also save me having to find clothes that fit me and remove the need to take baths.