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Nukes Against Earth-Impacting Asteroids

TopSpin writes "Flight International reports that scientists at the Marshall Space Flight Center have developed designs for an array of asteroid interceptors wielding 1.2-megaton B83 nuclear warheads. The hypothetical mission for these designs is based on an Apophis-sized Earth impactor 2 to 5 years out. According to NASA, 'Nuclear standoff explosions are assessed to be 10-100 times more effective [at deflection] than the non-nuclear alternatives analyzed in this study." On April 13, 2029, Apophis will pass closer to earth than geosynchronous satellites orbit.

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  1. I, for one, welcome our... by Will+the+Chill · · Score: 5, Funny

    extinction-level-event nuke-shielded overlords!

    -WtC

    *please insert sig*

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    1. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      For once, I really do welcome our overlords.

    2. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Compholio · · Score: 5, Funny

      I, for one, welcome our... extinction-level-event nuke-shielded overlords!
      Kree Hol Mel.... Apophis!
    3. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by boaworm · · Score: 5, Funny
      Dont worry, TFA clearly states:

      According to the WSS, there are no known safety issues associated with the B83.
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    4. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by ppc_digger · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Am I the only one who is a bit worried about NASA's threat number for Apophis [99942]?

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    5. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by RuBLed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That and then invert the first 3...

      sums up everything for me...

    6. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by UbuntuDupe · · Score: 1

      "So what would you say the probability was, that Challenger would fly safely?"

      "One hundred percent."

      "!!!"

      "... minus epsilon"

      (What Do You Care What Other People Think?)

    7. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by pakar · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read the manual FFS.. Aim away from your face! :)

    8. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by sidyan · · Score: 1

      There's nothing 'NASA' or 'threat' about that number. It is simply the identifier assigned to that particular rock (a.k.a. minor planet) by the International Astronomical Union's Minor Planet Center. A few other ones are 1 Ceres, 136199 Eris, and 134340 Pluto.

    9. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by nowhere.elysium · · Score: 1

      You mean, aside from the fact that they make a big fuckoff explosion?

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    10. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by fox_91 · · Score: 1

      No safety issues with firing a nuclear missile at a oncoming earth asteroid that is bent on leveling city's or our planet... sounds like happy flowers and rainbows to me, indeed no safety issues with the missiles, or them not working properly, and us buying a 3 billion dollar firework show... lets hope the Hubble gets it on film lol

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    11. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Sczi · · Score: 0

      * Warning: may not be suitable for children.
      ** Do not taunt happy fun B83 nuclear warhead

    12. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      I, for one, welcome over-used cliche "jokes" that are posted in every single slash dot thread. We should really utilize all the cliches that are posted and launch them at incoming earth destroying rocks from space. I'm sure the bulk of them will easily deflect any sized asteroid.

    13. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Amen to nukes, brother. Can you imagine a situation in which Apophis was just a little bit closer to hitting us and we had never had a cold war with Russia? We'd be royally screwed, we would.

    14. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by kalirion · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit skeptical, does a 400 megaton impact really signify an "extinction-level event"? Catastrophic, sure. But wipe out the human race? Does the Earth have an exhaust port or something?

    15. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by d0rp · · Score: 1

      Amen to nukes, brother. Can you imagine a situation in which Apophis was just a little bit closer to hitting us and we had never had a cold war with Russia? We'd be royally screwed, we would. Its okay, SG-1 would save the day at the last minute, they always do.
    16. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by discogravy · · Score: 1

      you forgot: with grits. in russia.

      also:
      4) profit!

    17. Re:I, for one, welcome our... by Shadwhawk · · Score: 1
      Nah, a 250-meter asteroid isn't extinction-level. It's a city-destroyer: 2-3 mile diameter crater, windows shattered at 100 kilometers from impact...and those are worst-case figures.

      It also happens to be a "Well, we think we can deflect something this size on relatively short notice" asteroid. Scale that up to extinction-level impactors, and the story would still be "We might be able to do something if we had 20 years notice. Might."

  2. what if they miss hteir shot by old+and+new+again · · Score: 0, Troll

    and kill everyone with atmospheric radiations?

    1. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by JeremyBanks · · Score: 2, Informative

      I think I'd be pretty hard for them to miss so badly that they somehow manage to hit the earth, since they'd be trying to hit it in space.

    2. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Eddi3 · · Score: 1

      What if they don't try, and many people die because of it?

      Worse yet, it might hit a main tube from me to the intarblags! GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY INTARBLAGS!!!

    3. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by LWATCDR · · Score: 4, Informative

      I have to wonder if you where just kidding or are don't know anything about nuclear weapons.
      From the 40s up through I think the 70s many nuclear weapons where detonated in the atmosphere. While it was a really bad plan life pretty much kept on living. A miss would probably not hit the earth and a launch accident wouldn't cause a nuclear detonation. A common method of safeing a nuclear weapon involves filling the pit with a neutron absorbing wire. Once the weapon leaves the atmosphere a motor will pull the wire out of the core and only then the weapon will be capable of nuclear detonation. Not only that most modern weapons are much cleaner then the bombs of the 50s.
      So I wouldn't to see them launching them daily I think risk to benefit ratio is pretty good.

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    4. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by X0563511 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      OK, think how far that damn warhead will be after 2-5 years worth of travel? that asteroid will be moving a helluva lot faster than that warhead, so the distance they are thinking of is extreme. You probably wouldn't be able to see the explosion with a terrestrial telescope.

      Add to that distance the fact that the radiation, well... radiates in all directions, and the very small peice of that radiation that would reach the earth is going to be, in whole, less than that coming out from the diode in your TV remote.

      The thing will be so large and so fast, and so far away, even knocking it slightly off course will likely steer it farther away!

      Space is really, really, really big, and things move really, really, really fast.

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    5. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Deadstick · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You won't have time to die of radiation...if they miss the asteroid, it's gonna get you first.

      rj

    6. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by haakondahl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Even assuming that you are joking, this is a non-issue. The atmosphere and magnetosphere shield us from a metric butt-ton of solar radiation. Space is not pristine, and at risk of being damaged. Space is trying to kill us all, whether by pulling us atom from atom (vacuum), freezing us solid, radiating us 'til we're crispy, or throwing large rocks at us. Just offa the top of my head, my guess is that you could probably fly through the location of a thermonuclear blast in space minutes after the event.

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    7. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Well... In theory, at least, there is a point in time the nuke will again intersect with Earth orbit. It's only a matter of time until it comes back.

      On the other hand, it could take a good couple million years.

    8. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the 40s up through I think the 70s many nuclear weapons where detonated in the atmosphere.

      Actually 1980, in China.

      Meanwhile, wiki has a nice article on exoatmospheric tests, which in turn has some good extenal links.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/High_altitude_nuclear _explosion
    9. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

      > While it was a really bad plan life pretty much kept on living.

      Sometimes it takes a while for bad decisions to catch up with you. Sometimes 20 years* is only the beginning. You need to pay more attention to history, not Hollywood.

      [*] - http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518 ,411056,00.html

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    10. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Chernobyl and an air burst nuclear bomb are two VERY different things. I suggest you start paying attention to science and not mindless fear.

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    11. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, asteroids totally move faster than an EM wave

    12. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by old+and+new+again · · Score: 0

      i was kidding around, imagining a death star like explosion in the sky(or like the moon falling in pieces on earth in the time machine remake movie) and it's slashdot, do you think i'd RTFA?

    13. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

      No worries, we should be able to come up with an anti-extinction-level-nuke giant laser beam by then.

    14. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by Calinous · · Score: 1

      It depends - if the nuke reaches solar escape velocity, it won't ever come back. Also, if it suffers significant gravitational influence from a planet/planetoid/moon, chances are it won't ever again intersect Earth's orbit

    15. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by martinussen · · Score: 1

      On the gripping hand, I'm pretty sure nukes aren't designed to just explode on impact.

    16. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      For one thing, an air burst would produce a much bigger EMP. Life might go on, but it wouldn't go online for a while if the happened anywhere near a major city.

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    17. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by rvw · · Score: 1

      What if they hit it at the wrong side? Can they guarantee that won't happen?

    18. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      True, but depending on where they hit (and the speed) they can be a mess to clean up. ;-)

    19. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      EMP depends a lot on how high up the blast is. Again not hard to prevent.
      Do not unsafe the weapon until it clears the magnetosphere. They will be launching the weapons when the target is still years away so there is no need to unsafe the weapon until it is a long way from the earth.
      The simplest way to safe the weapon is to fill the core with wire that absorbs neutrons. You just pull the wire out to arm the bomb. as long as the core is filled a high yield event is impossible. No high yield event no EMP.
      Plus the launch would be from the Cape. Most of the flight would not be over any large cities. It would be over the Atlantic and equatorial Africa.
      No it isn't 100% safe but nothing is. It would beat the heck out of getting whacked by a big honking rock.

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    20. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by sleigher · · Score: 1

      The thing I wonder about is, I am sure that NASA can successfully knock an asteroid off course. The asteroid is in an orbit around the sun. So id NASA accounting for the new orbit of the asteroid. What if the new orbit puts the object in a direct collision course with earth? We could keep firing nukes at it I guess. I just kinda wonder if they are considering the outcome before we go blowing stuff up, or pushing stuff around. Actually, considering NASA I am sure they are, but do we have the technology to plot the new orbit after a certain size explosion?

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    21. Re:what if they miss hteir shot by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Not so much technology but mathematics. Yes, we defiantly have the math to calculate the orbit. My cell phone can figure out the exact azimuth and elevation of the sun and moon using only my coordinates and the date and time. Celestial mechanics are very well understood.

      If we knock the asteroid off our orbital plane, and then knock it away from the sun slightly on its periapsis we can even knock it right out of earth's orbit completely. (periapsis being the shortest poles of an elliptical orbit)

      Besides, we can let it hit us, or we can knock it away and it might come close to hitting us again... we have better chances with the second option.

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  3. A near-miss in 2029? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    If it's not going to hit Earth, will Skynet or the terminators even care?

    1. Re:A near-miss in 2029? by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      The terminator wouldn't care. It's just an imaginary line.

  4. Uh oh... by sykopomp · · Score: 1

    Is that a Friday?

    1. Re:Uh oh... by Gregb05 · · Score: 3, Informative

      April 13, 2029 is indeed a Friday. Look it up yourselves if you don't believe me. Luckily, we'll all be dead in December 2012, so this asteroid's simply to finish off the rest of the life on the planet.

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    2. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes, it is. Creepy.

    3. Re:Uh oh... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      It'll be the day that the Earth stood still and Jason X comes home.

    4. Re:Uh oh... by onemorechip · · Score: 5, Informative

      Or, you can use the Doomsday Algorithm.

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    5. Re:Uh oh... by RuBLed · · Score: 1

      It is most likely Saturday by that time in our area though...

    6. Re:Uh oh... by eab4 · · Score: 1

      Anyone else find it slightly humorous/a tad disconcerting that a post which contains the phrase "we'll all be dead in December 2012" is modded as informative?

    7. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      April 13, 2029 doesn't land on a Friday according to my KDE calendar, but then NASA isn't calling that year an impact risk. However, one of the years that they have listed as an impact risk (4-13-2037) does fall on a Friday 13th! That's according to my KDE calendar, it could be wrong.

    8. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      April 13, 2029 is indeed a Friday. Look it up yourselves if you don't believe me.

      Luckily, we'll all be dead in December 2012, so this asteroid's simply to finish off the rest of the life on the planet. Thank God! I really did not want to live to see what would happen on Tuesday January 19, 2038. Personally I would like Doomsday to be January 18, 2038, but 2029 is better than nothing.
    9. Re:Uh oh... by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Or, you can use the Doomsday Algorithm.

      Upon review, I've concluded that it's actually easier to post a snarky comment on slashdot, and let someone else figure the effing thing out FOR you.
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    10. Re:Uh oh... by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      The Mayan calendar ends on December 12, 2012. Many people think that the world will end due to this fact. It was meant to be more humorous than crazy-doomsday-prophet-ish.

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    11. Re:Uh oh... by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      The Mayan Long Count calendar does not even "end" on that date, it merely reaches a point where an additional significant digit is needed to write it.

      Saying that the world will end because the calendar ends is foolish enough, but it's worse than that. The people who believe that seem to think that a calendar ends whenever the number of significant digits changes. By that logic, our Gregorian calendar will end on January 1st, 10000 A.D -- and already HAS ended on Jan 1st 1000 A.D., Jan 1st 100 A.D., and Jan 1st 10 A.D.

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    12. Re:Uh oh... by Gregb05 · · Score: 1

      Considering that the Gregorian Calendar was made in 1524, I would assume that sufficient digits were in place to handle A.D. 1000.

      Perhaps you meant the Julian Calendar?

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    13. Re:Uh oh... by ReTay · · Score: 1

      Is that a Friday?

      According to my calender yes it is. It will be interesting to see. That is for sure. Think I am going to make it a point to be on the side of the planet it will be facing. Fun to see it up close and personal, so to speak.

    14. Re:Uh oh... by Zenaku · · Score: 1

      Yes, right you are. I was going to include a sentence about how the Gregorian Calendar came into existence after several of the "end of the world" dates describable with it had already passed, but I couldn't remember when exactly it was invented and didn't want to look it up. Besides, it seemed somewhat sidereal to my point.

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  5. Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by nebaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    with an alternate reality gateway, and a crack commando team consisting of a linguist with allergies, a wise cracking Colonel, a brilliant astrophysicist, and someone with a horrible gastronomical infection. Also some grenades.

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    1. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by mobby_6kl · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      and a black guy who'll volunteer to do the most dangerous part.

    2. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by BearRanger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on what it's made of. . .it would be much safer to just open a hyperspace window and have it pass through the Earth. No grenades necessary. ;-)

    3. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's this from? Up until "astrophysicist" I thought this was from Lucasarts' awesome 1995 game "The Dig".

    4. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The main enemy in Stargate SG-1 was Apophis.

    5. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why would we want to get rid of it until we verify there's no oil on it?!?

    6. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by putch · · Score: 1

      yeah, they'll be shocked to learn that the asteroid has a naquadah core.

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    7. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by demallien2 · · Score: 1

      What?!? You need all that? I can do it with a commander, a schizophrenic archaeologist, and a wise-cracking anti-establishment journalist.

    8. Re:Apophis should be able to be destroyed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with an alternate reality gateway, and a crack commando team consisting of a linguist with allergies, a wise cracking Colonel, a brilliant astrophysicist, and someone with a horrible gastronomical infection. Also some grenades.


      That better be a cunning linguist or we're all fucked!
  6. APOP-Whut? by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 4, Informative

    In case you were wondering, Apophis is the Greek form of the name for the Egyptian Demon Apep.

    Otherwise known as the personification of all that is evil.

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    1. Re:APOP-Whut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, "Cheney" isn't good enough anymore?

      (And the captcha: buckshot :-)

    2. Re:APOP-Whut? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 5, Funny

      "In case you were wondering, Apophis is the Greek form of the name for the Egyptian Demon Apep."

      Thanks. Because if there's one thing that you can be sure about the average Slashdot reader it's that none of us has ever seen an episode of Stargate SG-1, and thus the name Apophis, and associating that name with evil personified, would be totally new to us all.

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    3. Re:APOP-Whut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some mods just don't get humour that doesn't come with smileys attached...

    4. Re:APOP-Whut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hang out on the DailyKOS much? It's so pathetic how your identity is so deeply-rooted in the hatred of a handful of people, when if you were really honest with yourself, you would realize that they've really had very little impact on your day-to-day quality of life. The country has had poor leaders before, and we still keep on truckin'. You really should get over it already. It's just not healthy to wallow in the hatred of a few individuals for 8 years.

    5. Re:APOP-Whut? by caluml · · Score: 2

      Apophis is the Greek form of the name for the Egyptian Demon Apep.

      Shouldn't that be apophisd and apepd respectively?

    6. Re:APOP-Whut? by Papabryd · · Score: 1

      Fuck off. I didn't know that piece of trivia and now I do. Guh maybe if he referenced something from Firefly or Battlestar, or something with universal geek and mainstream cred, I could see the criticism. Nah, actually I can't, fuck off.

    7. Re:APOP-Whut? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      In case you were wondering, Apophis is the Greek form of the name for the Egyptian Demon Apep. Also named after the ancient Egyptian god of acid reflux, Apepcid BC.
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    8. Re:APOP-Whut? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stargate SG-1 is mainstream and just about every scifi fan has seen it. SG1- has been going on for 10 long years and still alive and kicking.

  7. oh noez! by thibbledorf · · Score: 1

    Would an explosion in space would function in the same manner?

    1. Re:oh noez! by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      somewhat, a nuclear explosion in space would largely be radiation which also has momentum/kinetic energy and that in its self would do damage. on Earth, the radiation heats up air which expands rapidly adding to the explosion's effect. because the air is lighter [heat expands air which becomes less dense] it rises resulting in a mushroom cloud. But overall, there should be less bang and more heat/EM radiation getting to you if you were unfortunate enough to be close.

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    2. Re:oh noez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, good question! Im sure legions of engineers and rocket scientists never paused to think about that. You beter get on the phone and inform them that there is no air in space before they make a huge mistake!

    3. Re:oh noez! by maz2331 · · Score: 5, Informative

      It would go off but would look nothing like an atmospheric burst. It would be a really bright spherical event that mostly produced an incredibly intense flux of gamma rays, with some neutrons as well. The only actual matter to heat up would be the bomb itself, so the size of the visible explosion would be small, but unbelivably bright. The idea is to cause this really intense light and gamma ray burst to heat the surface of the asteroid enough to cause vaporization and ablation. That would cause a small thrust that changes the direction of the asteroid enough to miss the Earth.

    4. Re:oh noez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, i know they tested nukes in space. so probably it's of some use.

    5. Re:oh noez! by rbanffy · · Score: 4, Informative

      It would be completely different.

      The first destructive effect is caused by the radiated energy itself, but most of the destructive power of an atmospheric nuclear detonation comes from the quick heating and displacement of huge quantities of air that creates the explosive shock-wave.

      In space, only the radiated energy of the detonation remains. While it would be sufficient to deflect an asteroid, a nuke is nowhere near as destructive in deep space than it is on Earth.

    6. Re:oh noez! by Just+because+I'm+an · · Score: 1

      That would cause a small thrust that changes the direction of the asteroid enough to miss the Earth.

      Lets hope no-one gets confused and misreads inches for centimetres and somehow turns a near miss into a head on collision. I'm just going to book the day off anyway..

    7. Re:oh noez! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      That's right, legions of engineers and rocket scientists never make mistakes. They especially never have and never will forget to convert metric numbers to imperial numbers, or vice versa.

      Seriously, not believing people to be infallible is not a character flaw or sign of stupidity.

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    8. Re:oh noez! by E++99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It would go off but would look nothing like an atmospheric burst. It would be a really bright spherical event that mostly produced an incredibly intense flux of gamma rays, with some neutrons as well. The only actual matter to heat up would be the bomb itself, so the size of the visible explosion would be small, but unbelivably bright. The idea is to cause this really intense light and gamma ray burst to heat the surface of the asteroid enough to cause vaporization and ablation. That would cause a small thrust that changes the direction of the asteroid enough to miss the Earth.


      Actually, the way the two standoff nuclear explosives they studied would work, is to bombard the asteroid with "highly concentrated and directionally focused x-rays or neutrons," the latter of course being a "neutron bomb." The neutron bomb is the more effective method, presumably because of the momentum transferred directly by the high-speed shower of neutrons.
    9. Re:oh noez! by rtb61 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Almost correct. There is also the superheated high velocity remnants of the nuclear weapon casing and delivery mechanism at the leading edge of the shock wave, oddly enough more significant in space than it is in a planetary atmosphere, missile should rotate and detonate butt first.

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    10. Re:oh noez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, not believing people to be infallible is not a character flaw or sign of stupidity Not in general, but in many cases it sure is.
    11. Re:oh noez! by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      You are wrong - there is a very little gamma in nuke explosion (some from decay of fission products), most of it is soft X-rays actually and some fast neutrons

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    12. Re:oh noez! by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Maybe. If direct irradiation causes a bigger push (it depends on the surface being volatile enough), I would not recommend that. For rocky or metallic bodies, it may be a very good approach. We would have to do the math.

    13. Re:oh noez! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Seriously, not believing people to be infallible is not a character flaw or sign of stupidity.

      Maybe not, but believing yourself to be smarter than pretty much everyone else definitely is.

    14. Re:oh noez! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      >Maybe not, but believing yourself to be smarter than pretty much everyone else definitely is.

      Was that directed at me or at my GPP? The feeling I got about my GPP was curiosity, not arrogance. He wanted to know what the lack of atmosphere would do to the effectiveness of the nuke. What he learned was that the nukes effectiveness would indeed drop, but it would still be good enough for the task at hand.

      I wasn't trying to imply that I was smarter than everyone else either. I was just mocking my parent for being scornful towards someone who was displaying curiosity.

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    15. Re:oh noez! by Goaway · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this thread was born from a misreading of the original poster, assuming it was the kind of post you so often see on Slashdot: "This is so stupid! Those scientists totally don't understand what they are doing! Look, I know much better!"

      I was just replying in the spirit of such a discussion, even though it wasn't really called for in this case.

  8. Green Announces Opposition to Nuking Asteroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait for it....

    1. Re:Green Announces Opposition to Nuking Asteroids by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      If they want to strap themselves to a asteroid, let them.

  9. Quick ! by jfclavette · · Score: 3, Funny

    Get Ben Affleck's spacesuit ready.

    1. Re:Quick ! by fat_mike · · Score: 1

      Don't you realize she'll just smile at you and keep on coming!

      I meant the asteroid, I think.

      Let me know what happens...

      "'Cause I miss you babe and I don't want to miss a thing!!!!!!!!!!!"

    2. Re:Quick ! by barzok · · Score: 1

      But this time, can we please leave him on the rock instead of Bruce Willis? Please?

    3. Re:Quick ! by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      No need to fire up the space shuttle, a big cannon will work just fine!

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    4. Re:Quick ! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      Get Ben Affleck's spacesuit ready.

      OK, I've drilled holes in the helmet and emptied the oxygen tank...

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    5. Re:Quick ! by dave420 · · Score: 1

      You forgot to add the black widows to the boots?!?

    6. Re:Quick ! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I like spiders; subjecting them to hard vaccuum and Affleck's feet would be cruel. Besides, black widows aren't toxic enough.

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    7. Re:Quick ! by ross.w · · Score: 1

      A couple of funnelwebs ought to do it. They like hiding in boots.

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    8. Re:Quick ! by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Think about it from the spider's perspective: the bite might be fatal, but you'd have to bite Ben Affleck.

      Perhaps we could test one out on Matt Damon while he's here, just to see if funnelwebs are that discerning.

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  10. FUD alert.. by fadeaway · · Score: 4, Informative

    Apophis was lowered to 0 on the Torino scale sometime last fall. I'm not sure why it even warranted a mention in this particular context..

    1. Re:FUD alert.. by daeg · · Score: 4, Informative

      "Apophis-sized" implying that the plans would be equally valid for similarly sized bodies even with Apophis missing us in a few decades.

    2. Re:FUD alert.. by sholden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because that didn't change its size...

    3. Re:FUD alert.. by fadeaway · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the line "On April 13, 2029, Apophis will pass closer to earth than the orbits of geosynchronous satellites.", not to the comparison.

      If someone were to read that without proper background information, they may assume that Apophis is a threat, which has been proven to be false.

    4. Re:FUD alert.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      If someone were to read that without proper background information, they will assume that Apophis is a long-term threat because it is Earth-orbit crossing, and that it is not a short-term threat because it'll miss in 2029. All of this is completely true.

    5. Re:FUD alert.. by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Apophis is a perfect example of how flawed the current system for identifying potentially hazardous near-earth asteroids is. A two body analysis showed that it was on a collision course, but a more intensive three body analysis showed it would miss by a lot. Thing is, the opposite could potentially also be true - a two body analysis might show that an object is not a threat when, in fact, it is and a more heavy analysis would show that. We need more resources dedicated to this very real threat to our planet. Only with early detection do we have any chance of deflecting a planet killer.

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    6. Re:FUD alert.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Hey, it could still be a threat to one of those geosynchronous satellites!

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    7. Re:FUD alert.. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      There is no precise solution for more than two objects because once you add a third body it becomes a chaotic system. The n-body calculations are done with brute force in the same way as the much maligned climate simulations.

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    8. Re:FUD alert.. by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All of it is done using numerical simulation.

      No, it doesn't become a chaotic system at all.

      Orbital mechanics and climate simulations are, no pun intended, worlds apart.

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    9. Re:FUD alert.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Umm, n-body orbits are a classical chaotic system. The solar system itself is a chaotic system, though we don't realize it because it's on such long time scales. All chaotic systems are are ones where you can only roughly predict the future to a certain length, because just one little change here or there can have a cascade effect over long enough time scales. Which, surprise surprise, is exactly the description of an n-body system. Like our solar system.

      The only real difference between a climate sim and orbital mechanics, fundamentally, is how many variables you have to deal with. Climate sims are very, very complicated. Orbital mechanics, relatively simple. Both chaotic on long time scales.

    10. Re:FUD alert.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      And we're trying to predict things on short time scales (eg, 100 years) so numerical approximations are more than adequate.

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    11. Re:FUD alert.. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Apophis is a perfect example of how flawed the current system for identifying potentially hazardous near-earth asteroids is. A two body analysis showed that it was on a collision course, but a more intensive three body analysis showed it would miss by a lot. Thing is, the opposite could potentially also be true - a two body analysis might show that an object is not a threat when, in fact, it is and a more heavy analysis would show that. We need more resources dedicated to this very real threat to our planet. Only with early detection do we have any chance of deflecting a planet killer.

      Well given this info I think we should authorize a N body simulation where n = number of objects in the solar system. I'm sure it's an easy and scalable problem. /joke

      I think they do need to prioritize this a wee bit more. We spend more money on college sports then safeguarding our continued existence.

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    12. Re:FUD alert.. by E++99 · · Score: 1

      It's mostly being used just as a hypothetical. But also, we can't predict very well how its orbit will change after its 2029 encounter, so one of the scenarios they used is if its 2036 encounter turns into a threat after its 2029 encounter.

    13. Re:FUD alert.. by Shimmer · · Score: 1

      The 3-body problem IS chaotic, in general. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/N-body_problem.

      A good book that discusses this is Mathematics and the Unexpected.

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    14. Re:FUD alert.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And we're trying to predict things on short time scales (eg, 100 years) so numerical approximations are more than adequate.

      So then earlier, when you emphatically said "No, it doesn't become a chaotic system at all." What you really meant was "Yes, it is a chaotic system."

    15. Re:FUD alert.. by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Orbital calculations are computationally simpler than climate calculations since the parameters are fewer and have a higher level of certainty. However both models use the same mathematical technique (sometimes called finite-element-analysis).

      "No, it doesn't become a chaotic system at all. Orbital mechanics and climate simulations are, no pun intended, worlds apart."

      Check again and you might find some "worlds" are closer than you think.

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    16. Re:FUD alert.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yes, and an optimizing C compiler is an example of the halting problem.

      In general.

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    17. Re:FUD alert.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Apophis was lowered to 0 on the Torino scale sometime last fall. I'm not sure why it even warranted a mention in this particular context..

      The wikipedia article says that Apophis would have to pass through a 400 metre keyhole in 2029 to be an impact risk in 2036, but I don't see how all possible "keyholes" can be identified once second order effects (such as incidental impacts on Apophis by small bodies) are taken into account.

    18. Re:FUD alert.. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      numerical approximations are more than adequate.

      Remember Shoemaker-Levy?. By some standards Apophis will be inside our Roche limit on the 2029 close pass. A breakup inside a gravity well is a great way to transfer momentum. I don't think the numerical approximations are able to take that into account.

    19. Re:FUD alert.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Many years ago, I played with the three-body problem in two dimensions for my GCSE computing project. The program written for the project created an image representing the area of the simulated universe. Within this universe were two planets. In the simplified version of the problem, they were assumed to be stationary, relative to each other (a better explanation is two magnets affixed to the ground with a third suspended on an infinitely-long pendulum just above them, but the maths is the same). A third object was released from positions on a regular grid, and the point underneath it coloured red or green, depending on which planet it converged with.

      At low resolutions, this produced some fairly boring images, but as you turned up the simulation granularity they became progressively more interesting. The colour of each coarse-grained area was not necessarily the colour of even most of the fine-grained results inside it. The three-body problem in 2D is a lot simpler than the n-body problem in 3D, but even there you could directly observe the chaotic nature of the system.

      If small changes to the input can have large changes to the output, then a system is chaotic. Small inaccuracies in measuring the atmospheric conditions can make weather simulations unreliable. Small inaccuracies in measuring the locations of objects in a n-body problem can make orbital simulations unreliable.

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    20. Re:FUD alert.. by dirtsurfer · · Score: 1

      Please--"planet killer" is such a negative term. Let's call it a "moon maker".

    21. Re:FUD alert.. by JDevers · · Score: 1

      Remember that when your very rough approximation (Sun, Moon, Earth, Apophis, and possibly Jupiter as well...pretty complicated problem) of a near miss hits the Earth.

      "But sir, my approximation said it would miss us by thousands of miles"

      "Son, do you know how close thousands of miles is on an interplanetary scale?"

      "um, well yea"

      boom

      Numerical approximations ARE useful for roughly predicting the orbit of things, but once something needs to be even remotely accurate more than a very short time period out you have to actually solve the equation...which itself is only an approximation, just a better one.

    22. Re:FUD alert.. by starnix · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but it could also be a threat if in the next 20-some years it collides with anything else or gets deflected by something. Just because it isn't a threat now doesn't mean it warrents forgetting about it.

    23. Re:FUD alert.. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the Roche limit only applies to bodies held together by gravitational self-attraction. There's a decent chance that Apophis is mechanically held together (say, a singlesolid rock or lump of metal). And really, momentum will be transferred regardless of whether it breaks up or not.

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    24. Re:FUD alert.. by icebrain · · Score: 1

      As part of my senior design project, I had to write a program that propagated Apophis's orbit from current state to 2029. The way you account for these second-order effects is to first run thousands of different cases, with small perturbations on the starting conditions (accounting for error in your knowledge of the asteroid's current position). Second, during the runs, you generate an error ellipse around the trajectory which accounts for possible perturbation effects. This error ellipse grows over time; imagine a slowly-widening cone wrapped up along the orbit. You can shrink this cone by taking measurements. The end result is that the error ellipse at any given point in the trajectory tells you where the asteroid will be to within a given confidence level; the size of the ellipse scales with desired confidence (since it's based on standard deviations and all that).

      You can then continue further to 2036, find out which trajectories have error ellipses that intersect earth, then go back and plot their close approach points. That gives you the keyhole.

      It's basically a bunch of statistics that I never quite understood. In fact, my program didn't quite do what it was supposed to--it calculated everything correctly (to the limits of matlab, anyways) and the results looked good, but the questions it answered were not exactly the ones we were supposed to solve. Given the then-current position estimate from JPL, my program showed that

      (A) The asteroid would not hit earth in 2036,
      (B) At the end of our mission (in 2016) we would know Apophis's position in 2029 within a certain distance.

      What we were supposed to was generate a bunch of fake trajectories that resulted in an impact in 2036. Using the starting positions for those trajectores, we were then supposed to show that our mission could predict the impact with 90% certainty.

      Aside: Between this and the program that was supposed to calculate our transfer orbit, I spent something like twenty or thirty hours a week for three months, not counting my other duties in the project. I wasted three weeks debugging what turned out to be perfectly fine code because my starting position for Apophis was in a different reference frame than the rest of the program used. By the end, I was _dreaming_ in matlab.

      No offense to all the programmers out there... but y'all must be masochists or something.

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    25. Re:FUD alert.. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Only with early detection do we have any chance of deflecting a planet killer. Or colon cancer. But I want the docs to use smaller nukes on me. I don't relish the thought of a goatse subsidence crater.
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    26. Re:FUD alert.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's no reason to put your neck out there though. If you find an object that will crash into us and kill us all and you're wrong then you did a bad job. If you don't find an object that will crash into us and kill us all and you're wrong then you did a bad job, but you're dead anyway, so who cares?

    27. Re:FUD alert.. by kEnder242 · · Score: 1

      Thats really cool!
      Any pictures for us to see?

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    28. Re:FUD alert.. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Sadly not. The hard drive that contained the project (write-up and source code) met an untimely end. It would be fairly easy to reproduce, however. These days you could probably do it with something like JavaScript and the canvas tag pretty easily, and have it run in the browser.

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  11. Where the hell is Wesley Crusher when you need him by nixkuroi · · Score: 1, Funny

    We don't need nukes! We need some Wil Wheaton to reprise his role as Star Trek TNG's Wesley Crusher, then "...come off the main lead, split off at the force activator, then reversing power leads through the force activator, repulsor beam powers against Tsilokovsky..." err...the asteroid. At this point, everyone will remember that this idea sucked and we'll use that sucking power to pull the asteroid into the sun.

    Billions saved and problem solved. All we need now is some sort of "suck converter"! Get on it NASA!

  12. this is not armageddon NASA :) by wizardforce · · Score: 2, Informative

    exploding nuclear weapons from a distance only works if the asteroid is fairly solid, like the metallic [M-type] asteroids. The more porous asteroids [there seem to be many] don't seem to respond as well to such explosions. As for the Armageddon-type way of dealing with asteroids, you just made a single asteroid into a hail of dangerous shrapnel. Although if we exploded a nuclear charge [a smaller one] that only tosses up a part of the asteroid and direct the shrapnel away from Eath, the shrapnel would go in one direction [wherever your plan dictates] and the asteroid generally goes in the opposing direction, knocking it off course. over a period of several years even a small orbital change will result in Earth being safe for now. [hopefully we have that much time if not start sipping your favorite alcoholic beverage :) ]

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    1. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by Reaperducer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The more porous asteroids don't seem to respond as well to such explosions.
      You say this based on... what? Exactly how many nuclear weapons has NASA detonated in space while I was asleep?
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    2. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you just made a single asteroid into a hail of dangerous shrapnel.

      Shrapnel == Greater Cross Section
      Greater Cross Section == Atmosphere has greater effect on projectile
      Atmosphere has greater effect on projectile == Energy dissapated over wider area
      Energy dissapated over wider area == No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow.
    3. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by Zorque · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm sure they thought of the same things you've brought up. After all, this is rocket science.

    4. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Funny

      While small pieces are likely to be burned up in the atmosphere, this isn't exactly a joyous event.

      Atmospheric heating of the objects, if there are enough of them, can result in a significant increase in the temperature of the atmosphere in general. This is the very, very bad effect of either the "Armageddon" or the endgame in "Deep Impact".

      Deflection is the right answer. Probably the only good answer.

    5. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by bigpat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While small pieces are likely to be burned up in the atmosphere, this isn't exactly a joyous event.

      Atmospheric heating of the objects, if there are enough of them, can result in a significant increase in the temperature of the atmosphere in general. This is the very, very bad effect of either the "Armageddon" or the endgame in "Deep Impact".

      Deflection is the right answer. Probably the only good answer. Totally depends on the original size of the asteroid/comet and the resulting size of the fragments. The smaller that both are, the better off we would be. Something just a couple hundred meters across like the estimated size of apophis and it might make sense to break it up into as many chunks as possible. Anything less than a few meters diameter in size will not cause much damage. Spread out over a large enough area, or over the ocean and meteors that size will not cause much damage at all. I think the correct answer is that it really just depends on the size and composition of the asteroid and how long we have to deflect it or pulverize it, but I don't think you should dismiss the idea of destroying an asteroid unless it is bigger than about half a kilometer wide. Heck even vaporizing some portion of the rock will have a potentially beneficial effect to reduce overall damage. Definitely, deflection is the best way to deal with an asteroid threat, but don't rule out just blowing it up either. And if we get short notice it would be our only option.

    6. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by myowntrueself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow.

      Oh thats just such a Russian attitude...

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    7. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by magarity · · Score: 1

      Atmospheric heating of the objects, if there are enough of them, can result in a significant increase in the temperature of the atmosphere in general
       
      Thanks, I needed a good laugh. Please see: This list of meteor storms that happen annually: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_meteor_shower s
      Notice that some of them last for weeks and you'll stop stressing over one asteroid shattered to bits to be vaporized in the atmosphere. There's concern for climate change and there's complete hysteria...

    8. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by RightSaidFred99 · · Score: 1

      Whew, that was a close one. Those dummies at NASA almost made fools of themselves. I think they owe you a hardy pat on the back and a "job well done" for saving them from their lack of knowledge of these things you bring up!

    9. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by E++99 · · Score: 1

      exploding nuclear weapons from a distance only works if the asteroid is fairly solid, like the metallic [M-type] asteroids. The more porous asteroids [there seem to be many] don't seem to respond as well to such explosions.

      That doesn't seem to jibe with what the study says, or common sense. A uniform flux of high-speed neutrons would impart momentum evenly, even if the asteroid was not solid at all. That seems to be a big reason for why standoff nukes a preferred to surface nukes, along with the risk of fracturing it.

      As for the Armageddon-type way of dealing with asteroids, you just made a single asteroid into a hail of dangerous shrapnel. Although if we exploded a nuclear charge [a smaller one] that only tosses up a part of the asteroid and direct the shrapnel away from Eath, the shrapnel would go in one direction [wherever your plan dictates] and the asteroid generally goes in the opposing direction, knocking it off course. over a period of several years even a small orbital change will result in Earth being safe for now.

      As the study shows, very little is gained by blowing off a small chunk of the asteroid (subsurface explosion) compared to just using a surface explosion.
    10. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by 1729 · · Score: 1

      exploding nuclear weapons from a distance only works if the asteroid is fairly solid, like the metallic [M-type] asteroids...

      Uh, you do realize that the people concerned with this have actually studied the subject, right? For your reference, here are some slides from an interesting talk on the subject:
      http://www.cnrt.scsu.edu/content/faculty/2005/dear born/Asteroid.pdf
    11. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meteor showers are caused by particles the size of grains of sand. Hundreds of meteors wouldn't add up to more than a fistful of dust. Conservation of energy dictates that an asteroid dissipated into the atmosphere has to cause an amount of atmospheric heating equal to the kinetic energy of the asteroid. Which isn't insignificant--these things are traveling fast. Mind-boggingly fast. Kilometers in a single second.

      As usual, normal human experience and "common sense" gets it completely wrong. Turning an asteroid into a dust cloud does nothing to solve the problem.

    12. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Union, asteroid throws YOU at earth

    13. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Shrapnel == Greater Cross Section
      Greater Cross Section == Atmosphere has greater effect on projectile
      Atmosphere has greater effect on projectile == Energy dissapated over wider area
      Energy dissapated over wider area == No boom today. Boom tomorrow. Always boom tomorrow. Mass of asteroid = mass of asteroid shrapnel
      Kinetic energy of asteroid = mass of asteroid shrapnel
      Total energy delivered to Earth is equal

      If the impact would be bad enough to kick up a world-shrouding cloud of ejecta, then having the entire asteroid reduced to dust in the atmosphere would be like living beneath a broiler. You'd be talking about a skyfull of plasma like the sun had come down to Earth. H-bombs would look real friendly in comparison.

      This is kind of like the problem navy ships face when using a CWIS to knock down incoming cruise missiles. When you're talking about multiple tons of airframe and warhead flying at a frigate, knocking it into several pieces a second or two before impact might not do much to improve the odds.
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    14. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Mass of asteroid = mass of asteroid shrapnel
      Kinetic energy of asteroid = mass of asteroid shrapnel
      Total energy delivered to Earth is equal

      While the above is correct, it doesn't change what I just said. Dissipating the energy over a larger area means that the the Earth as a whole could better absorb the brunt of the impact.

      having the entire asteroid reduced to dust in the atmosphere would be like living beneath a broiler.

      Someone else already pointed out that the Oceans accept even more heat than the atmosphere. Heat which will be held only temporarily by the Earth, as it will reject quite a bit of the excess as blackbody radiation from the dark side of the planet.

      This is a far better situation than the full asteroid hitting and throwing up ejecta. Most of its energy will still get converted to heat, but all the ejecta would act as a greenhouse to hold it in.

      This is kind of like the problem navy ships face when using a CWIS to knock down incoming cruise missiles. When you're talking about multiple tons of airframe and warhead flying at a frigate, knocking it into several pieces a second or two before impact might not do much to improve the odds.

      This example is not comparable. Knocking it into only a few pieces would be the same as splitting an asteroid. That's not what we're talking about. If you pulverized the airframe into thousands of tiny pieces, these pieces would scatter from their original trajectory and hit the ship's hull with a rain of shrapnel. While the shrapnel would indeed be incredibly dangerous for any men on deck, the greater surface area of the impact would prevent any serious damage to the ship's hull.
    15. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      A massive asteroid will have worldwide impact anyway, spreading the impact will not change the effects very much. Breaking up an asteroid could possibly mitigate tsunami height in the event of an ocean strike, but the total effect on the earth would be near the same. The atmosphere does not incinerate large objects, most objects will make landfall. Getting shot with a shotgun can be just as lethal as being hit with a slug.

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    16. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention a shotgun, because that's exactly the comparison I had in mind. A sawed off shotgun is incredibly dangerous to humans because the blast still has enough force to do damage to soft tissue. However, when it's used against a harder target, a sawed off shotgun is far less effective than a rifle.

      Same thing here. There will be less ejecta, wider area of heating, less change of a tsunami, etc. All in all, the total effects on the Earth would be greatly lessened due to the greater area over which the damage is spread.

    17. Re:this is not armageddon NASA :) by drew · · Score: 1

      Granted, but I'd still take that over having the whole thing hit us, if it came down to it...

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  13. Sneaky way to get weapons into space by TheBishop613 · · Score: 1

    So we're not supposed to put weapons in space and point them at Earth, but we can stick them up and point them at asteroids... I suppose if we ever need them here we can always just turn them around

    1. Re:Sneaky way to get weapons into space by rbanffy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is no need to keep nukes in space. You can always launch the interceptor when needed. A ground launch only adds a couple minutes to the trip, so, in the end, its influence is irrelevant. Not only that, but weapons on the ground can be much more easily upgraded and serviced than weapons in space.

    2. Re:Sneaky way to get weapons into space by Thundersnatch · · Score: 1

      Ground launch adds a lot more that a few minutes to the trip. You have to carry a helluva lot more fuel just to reach escape velocity. Pre-staging large missiles in orbit or on the moon would allow economic construction of "fast" missiles that could extend the range of asteroid interception by millions of miles.

      The largest launch booster we have is the Russian Energia. It can carry X amount of payload, which means the nuke plus its post-escape propellant must weigh less than X.

      But if we launch in pieces a missile with 4*X propellant mass into orbit, and assemble the missile there, that missile will be able to accelerate to mugh higher velocities relative to earth and "reach further" to deflect incoming asteroids.

      This is, essentially, the same reason they talk about starting a mission to Mars from orbit or the moon. You can build up a bunch of stuff over time at your assembly point, and then go much further and faster than with a direct launch from Earth.

  14. Why do we need nukes? by darkhitman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Couldn't we simply send a small spacecraft to intercept the asteroid? Say, a small craft, probably with one primary weapon that has plenty of ammo... probably shaped like a triangle, I think. It could use this "weapon" to then shoot at any incoming asteroids.

    Of course, the weapon wouldn't be as powerful as a nuke, and would probably split the asteroid in, say, half. The ship would then have to shoot both halves, breaking them again into half, creating four asteroids where just one was originally. The pilot would repeat this process until the asteroid is broken into such small pieces that they'll be deflected by earth's atmosphere.

    I'm still working on how the ship and asteroid fragments would warp to the other side of the field when they hit the edges, though... probably why NASA decided against this approach. That, and they wanted to avoid ripping off The Last Starfighter too much.

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    1. Re:Why do we need nukes? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      You know, I often thought a combination of Asteroids and Space War would make a fun game. Keep the gravity and planet from Space War, and make the aim to prevent asteroid / planet collisions.

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    2. Re:Why do we need nukes? by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I'm still working on how the ship and asteroid fragments would warp to the other side of the field when they hit the edges, though... probably why NASA decided against this approach. That, and they wanted to avoid ripping off The Last Starfighter too much. Q: But what happens if your triangle pilot screws up?
      A: *whirl, eyepiece armature lowers* We die.
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    3. Re:Why do we need nukes? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      You want to protect the earth from asteroids using a monochrome 2D spaceship? At the very least, you need better graphics to have any chance of pitching the mo... I mean, saving the planet!

  15. Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

    This program is just a smokescreen for the government to spend even more $billions on Star Wars "missile defense" without admitting it.

    The chances of getting hit by an asteroid are extremely small. The chances of getting screwed by our foreign energy dependence is 100% (just look at the news already). If we were spending this money on actual threat priorities, we'd be spending it getting out of the crosshairs of foreign energy suppliers. But we're not. We're spending it on Star Wars.

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    1. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Reaperducer · · Score: 5, Funny

      This isn't the conspiracy you're looking for.

      They can go about their business.

      Move along.

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    2. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Philotic · · Score: 5, Funny

      We're spending it on Star Wars. Solution: Assassinate George Lucas.
    3. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by nrgy · · Score: 1

      Yeah I guess all them pot holes we see on the moon, other planets and their moons show just how small a chance it is for a big rock to slam into another body in space.

      Why this is modded interesting confuses me, then again after looking at your sig I can see why you said what you did. If you wanna turn any conversation dealing with weapons into some governmental conspiracy then so be it I guess, I on the other hand do realize the REAL possibility of a life destroying huge rock slamming into the earth and will support anyone who tries to prepare for such an event.

    4. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Because a large asteroid would do so much damage, your odds of being killed by an asteroid is about the same as being killed by lightning. The problem with that is in the asteroid scenerio, the reaper comes to punch *everyone's* ticket at the same time.

      One person being killed by an act of nature is an unfortunate personal tragedy. Everyone being killed by an act of nature is extinction. Having the wealth to escape this kind of treat is the point of all our economic activity from a larger evolutionary perspective.

    5. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The chances of getting hit by an asteroid are extremely small.

      That's true. The potential damage from getting hit is very, very large though - and the probability isn't quite small enough to completely discount. Major meteor impacts have occurred with some frequency on a geological time scale - it seems prudent to actually do the risk assessment and take appropriate action if necessary.

      As for the foreign energy independence issue, sure that's important. That doesn't mean that astronomers who specialize in asteroids should drop their careers for it any more than you should drop your career (whatever it is) to worry about potential meteor impacts.

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    6. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      If you don't know the difference between the Moon as an asteroid target and the Earth with our atmosphere, what business do you have arguing this scientific subject?

      You realize nothing but baseless fear. Star Wars scams and our government's support for our energy slavery are perfect for you.

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    7. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am constantly amazed that there are individuals out there with mod points that are as loony and retarded as Doc Ruby. Doc, give the LSD and the conspiracy theories a rest, turn off Coast-to-Coast, go get laid you dirty hippie. You are delusional, please log off of slashdot and get a life. Moonbat.

    8. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by nrgy · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? No Earth atmosphere is gonna stop a 17 mile wide rock coming at the Earth. I suggest you go read up on what that comet did to Jupiter when it slammed into it a few years back.

    9. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't post AC for that shit, man.

    10. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You've just proven that you don't understand statistics. Your odds of being killed by an asteroid are much less than by lightning, because it is so much less likely to happen. Just because something kills lots of people when it extremely rarely happens doesn't mean it's more likely to happen. In fact, it's likely that no human has ever been killed by an asteroid.

      People with actual ability to use statistics know that it's unlikely that anyone will be killed by an asteroid for hundreds of years, if not thousands or even millions.

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    11. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The reason you don't see as many craters on earth is because of the natural resurfacing done by erosion and our still active volcanism. The moon is a good indicator of the historical likelihood of a body intersection earthican orbit precisely because it contains the unmarred record of such events over billions of years.

      A better indicator of the possibility of meteor impacts is the fact at least one large one has happened WITHIN RECENT MEMORY. While this wasn't a civilization-ending event, it was only sheer luck that it did not occur over a densely populated area. The Tunguska object would have been an excellent candidate for redirection both due to it's relatively manageable size and the known area of devastation.

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    12. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      Of course I'm serious. Show me the trajectory of that 17 mile wide rock coming at the Earth, and we can talk.

      Are you scared of a black hole swallowing the Sun, because you've seen that happen to other suns on TV, too?

      Get back to me when you've got a serious attitude about actual risks worth spending more $billions on. When this has nothing to do with asteroids, and everything to do with more covert Star Wars missile defense funding.

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    13. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by MrNaz · · Score: 1

      Jupiter is a much larger target, and therefore far more likely to get hit by the random motion of asteroids in space. Also, all them "pot holes we see on the moon" are a) spread out over a period of billions of years making the chance that it'll happen in *this* millennium very low and b) mainly the result of asteroids the size of golf balls, most of which would burn up in our atmosphere.

      The chance of an asteroid large enough to get to the ground without burning up *and* hitting us in this millennium is so low that you really, honestly do have a better chance winning the lottery. Good luck with that too, by the way.

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    14. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      Most of Earth is totally unpopulated. So it's not "sheer luck" that the Tunguska impact wasn't deadly.

      And the natural resurfacing that covers up the occasional impacts across all Earth's history is an indication of how rarely it happens. This fear is paranoia dressed up in statistical ignorance.

      Meanwhile, how vehemently are you demanding we spend those $billions on getting the US off imported energy? Not very, right?

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    15. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anonymous insane Coward daydreams about my sex life. I guess that's what you need to keep your mind off getting scammed by your favorite Republicans with cool names like "Star Wars", to match your doll collection.

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    16. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by OverlordQ · · Score: 1

      The chances of getting hit by an asteroid are extremely small.

      It's clear that there is a slim to none chance of getting hit by an asteroid, after all the moon is in pristine shape with absolutely zero crater impacts on it.

      I think you need to unscrew your tinfoil cap a bit.

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    17. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Detritus · · Score: 1
      You obviously have no business arguing the subject. For large objects, the Earth's atmosphere is irrelevant.

      Proposing conspiracy theories, without any evidence to back them up, is the mark of a delusional mind.

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    18. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by dircha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If we were spending this money on actual threat priorities, we'd be spending it getting out of the crosshairs of foreign energy suppliers."

      But the money being spent on this research and all active missile defense research absolutely pales in comparison to what we are spending in Iraq. Yes, we should get out of Iraq - out of the "crosshairs of foreign energy supplies" - but that doesn't mean we can't also continue to pursue missile defense technologies, and secure our borders while we're at it.

      In my opinion missile defense is precisely the sort of national security policy that should be supported by someone interested in limited government or interested in limiting U.S. imperialism around the world.

      If we have a mature, comprehensive air and space defense solution, we don't have to worry about policing the world, and we don't have to have talk about nuclear first strikes against sovereign nations.

    19. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by tm2b · · Score: 1

      People with actual ability to use statistics know that it's unlikely that anyone will be killed by an asteroid for hundreds of years, if not thousands or even millions.
      Oh, I hope you're wrong. Because if we're mining asteroids we're certain to see some industrial accidents.
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    20. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      There's plenty of evidence. And plenty of logic, as I've already mentioned in the priorities comparison.

      The Earth's atmosphere is entirely relevant to the kinds of objects hitting it all day long, every day. The kinds of large objects you're afraid of are not headed to hit the Earth.

      So where is your evidence of these large objects that justify this defense budget? Does it compare to the mountains of evidence that the Pentagon will use any excuse to spend more $billions on Star Wars?

      I thought not. Stop arguing your imaginary subjects. Your irrational fears are no basis for national spending priorities, or judging anyone else's mind.

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    21. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The Moon? Tell me about all the asteroids that have killed all those people in the thousands of years of human history.

      I think you need to remove the blinders from your eyes and notice how much of your money has already been spent on worthless Star Wars boondoggles by capitalizing on paranoia.

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    22. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      We are not mining asteroids.

      Got any more SF scenarios to justify spending more $billions we don't have on Star Wars?

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    23. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Missile defense against extremely low priority missile threats are the job of a "limited government"? No wonder "Conservatives" aren't winning many elections lately.

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    24. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but there havent been any global killers in the last 6,000 or so years have there?

    25. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      What you say is correct: there is a _very_ small chance that something _very_ bad will happen. Maybe it's worth doing something about.

      Having said that, we are talking about the same administration that ignores global warming - against the advice of the scientific consensus. Global warming is looking a helluva lot more likely than a deep-impact scenario! Why take precautions for a _highly_ unlikely scenario, and ignore a probable scenario? I suspect that there are other reasons, and DocRuby's suggestion seems plausible to me.

    26. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Kadin2048 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The large damage from theoretically possible asteroid impacts doesn't make it any more likely that they will happen. That's a statistical fallacy.

      Huh? Of course the damage it would do doesn't make the event more likely, but it makes the event more serious.

      If one event is likely, but has minimal impact if it occurs, it might be worth ignoring, in order to concentrate on a less likely event that has disastrous consequences.

      Since a large asteroid impact could be a mass extinction event, something capable of wiping out our entire ecosystem -- not to mention civilization -- even if it's unlikely, it's worth working to prevent. Compared to that, everything except the possibility of nuclear war (or equally disastrous environmental collapse) pales in comparison.

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    27. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get a life. You respond to every single reply how sad. What a lonely life you lead. When you are through masturbating to the dailykos, go outside and breathe some fresh air. Loser.

    28. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by ShamrawkNRoll88 · · Score: 1

      Here's a sci-fi scenario for you.

      I'm standing on the bridge of my brand-spanking-new Super Star Destroyer, fresh out of the dock from Kuat Drive Yard. When what do you know, a massive fucking rock is headed straight for Coruscant! (Cue: Gasp and "OH NO!").

      But never fear. Our government's undying research in Star Wars, with the help of the ancient and all knowing Jedi Master Lucas, have yelded unto me a great many advantages. First I'll use my force grip to slow it down, then I'll have my TIE Bombers systematically pulverize it... just hopefully there aren't any big snakes living in it, Allstate doesn't cover "Space Monster Bites".

      Our only problem now, is what if the asteroid is actually a Yuuzhan Vong worldship?

    29. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think the words you want to use are "expected outcome," which allows you to conclude that a somewhat unlikely disaster is worth avoiding more than a possible problem. Your rebuttal to Doc Ruby is correct, however (as I've said in a sibling post) why is the government ignoring global warming? - according to scientific consensus this is much more probable than a meteorite impact, and could be nearly as devastating.

      I'm not saying we shouldn't worry about asteroids, but rather that this suggests that the government may have some other motive for funding such research.

    30. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Kjella · · Score: 1

      f we have a mature, comprehensive air and space defense solution, we don't have to worry about policing the world, and we don't have to have talk about nuclear first strikes against sovereign nations.

      The only people you're pissing off with a rocket shield are big nations like Russia, China etc. firing up the arms race again. The "sensible" thing for someone like North Korea to do wouldn't be to launch an ICBM, it'd be to threaten smuggling the nuke into the US and blow it up. Or place it with a sleeper cell way out in nowhere who'll drive it in and blow it up. I frankly don't see any tactical advantage for someone like North Korea in actually launching it from their own territory. Plus I'd say you're ignoring a whole host of other possible threats...

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    31. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      It seems there are only 3 ways for us (as a race) to die off:

      1. asteroid impact
      2. nuclear war
      3. global warming? (debatable)

      Aside from those things, the nature of the solar system and galaxy seems stable enough to sustain the planet for another 5 billion years. May as well strike #1 before it becomes a problem.

    32. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      If I'm not mistaken, that's not the incredibly uncommon happening you imply. Ones that are big enough to cause real destruction are. This site says 20 to 50 hit every day. Now I just hope that this asteroid hits a CNN satellite, keeping everyone from hearing about the asteroid as it goes by.

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    33. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by syousef · · Score: 1

      Before Shoemaker-Levy hit Jupiter, many scientists were skeptical that impact collisions in the modern solar system could even occur. How quickly people discount things that haven't been demonstrated.

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    34. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Tell me about all the asteroids that have killed all those people in the thousands of years of human history. And yet, those who know more about this than you or I, still calculate that it is about equally likely that you will die from an asteroid strike than in a plane crash. Go figure.

      If there is a one in 60 million chance of an asteroid wiping out at least 90% of the world's population this year, that's the statistical equivalent of it killing at least 90 people a year.
    35. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by tm2b · · Score: 1

      While this is, true, I certainly hope that we will be in the next "hundreds of years, if not thousands or even millions."

      Many SF scenarios have a way of becoming history. I'll be disappointed if we're not moving asteroids in my life time.

      Of course, there's no reason for you you to be so fucking hostile: my quip should back up the point about Star Wars not being necessary, not attack it - we'll be moving asteroids well before any forseeable time frame in which we need to worry about natural asteroid disasters.

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    36. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      Bah. Tunguska wasn't an impact event, it was a weapons test. (pdf alert)

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    37. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Good to see you moderated to oblivion over this.

      The kinds of large objects you're afraid of are not headed to hit the Earth.

      You forgot the one, grand caveat: that we know of. And in this case, what you don't know CAN kill you, and everyone else on the planet.

    38. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know jack about statistics and it shows. The probability of an asteroid hitting the earth in the future is 1. The probability of humans being there in an asteroid collision future is not 1, other things might kills us all first. If humans are on earth when a large asteroid hits, no matter the technology available, the odds of humans survivng approach 0 as the size of the asteroid increases.

      It's extremely unlikely in the near term, but the consequences are tremendous. It's kind of like the powerball jackpot. The net result is 6 or more billion dead * extremely unlikely over a human timescale = about equal risk as being killed by lightning. But this problem, it's what we evolved to solve. It is the greater purpose, should we chose to accept it, beyond our otherwise seemingly banal activities. Asteroid impacts do happen, while creatures live on earth, often enough annihilating all the large interesting ones. But of the two of us, I'm the one with a leg up on the tyranosaurs.

      It's a good cheap investment. It's only downside is it produces more areospace development. Very cheap considering the damage even a smallish asteroid would do if it survived long enough to hit any ocean, or just detonated in the atmosphere over anyplace populated.

    39. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      The chances of an asteroid destroying ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT are very small. The chances of energy independence destroying ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT are 0.

      Your priorities are wrong, Ruby. I bet you aren't even a real doctor.

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    40. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The chances of getting hit by an asteroid are extremely small.

      Actually the chances of us getting hit by an asteroid are close to 100% -- it's just a question of when. The chances of us having to use the technology in our own lifetimes are extremely small, but even if those chances were zero, it would still be worth our money to have that technology ready for when it IS needed.
    41. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up till now as far as I know asteroid research is very poorly funded and the scientists are working on shoestring budgets really. As such you can wonder if the government takes this threat seriously enough at all. Having some basic plans ready is the least you could do really. And nukes in space I think aren't really all that relevant to Star Wars, this particular setup seems to offer little benefit to the currently available ballistic missiles.

    42. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Actually global warming will kill us off if we live long enough.
      The Sun has been increasing its output since the beginning and at the rate it is going the Earth will be too hot to support most life in only a billion or two years.
      On top of that Andromeda is coming down our throats and will collide with our galaxy in only a couple of billion years setting of lots of star formation increasing the odds of super novas getting us or just radiation from blue giant stars.
      On top of that there is always a chance of the Sun having a close encounter with another star which quite likely will alter the Earths orbit. Also there is a chance that the Suns orbit around the galaxy could be perturbed into a more elliptical orbit that takes us close to the galactic core which would also kill us due to the extreme radioactivity.
      All in all I doubt that we have 5 billion years of safely living on the Earth.

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    43. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well said.

      Of course, never mud wrestle a pig. You won't win, and eventually you figure out that the pig just enjoys it.

    44. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by jafuser · · Score: 1

      The chances of dying from an asteroid or comet impact are about equal to the chances of dying in a passenger aircraft crash. In fact, you're *less* likely to die from a flood, tornado, or from a venom bite/sting than from an asteroid/comet impact.

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    45. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 1

      Why take precautions for a _highly_ unlikely scenario, and ignore a probable scenario?

      Because the likely scenario is politically charged. It's not that meteor impacts are being funded instead of global warming, it's that global warming is being intentionally ignored. That's a real issue - but it has nothing to do with this article.

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    46. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Rakishi · · Score: 1

      Of course I'm serious. Show me the trajectory of that 17 mile wide rock coming at the Earth, and we can talk. By then we'll likely be dead or essentially dead. Unlike you the rest of us don't want the human race to die off because we were too stupid.

      Are you scared of a black hole swallowing the Sun, because you've seen that happen to other suns on TV, too? Not really, the chance of that is a lot more remote than an asteroid and we have no may to deal with it given current technology.

      When this has nothing to do with asteroids, and everything to do with more covert Star Wars missile defense funding. Of course it does, so how is that tin foil hat of your fitting?
    47. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, how vehemently are you demanding we spend those $billions on getting the US off imported energy? Not very, right?


      It's called "insurance". And with the stakes really high, we can't afford NOT to be looking for a solution. That said however, this should be a global effort. We shouldn't be the only one footing the bill on such a massive undertaking project.

      We may not get hit by a giant space rock tomorrow, next week, year...or 100 years from now. But if and when it happens, it will not only shatter the earths crust, but also the very foundation of human civilization. I seriously doubt man will become extinct, but our many nations around the world will fall from its domino effect of destruction. Those that survive will no doubt be jockeying for political power and waging war like tribal men.

      Maybe I've watched too many Mad Max movies, but this is a very serious problem that ought not be brushed aside.
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    48. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      The chances of getting hit by an asteroid are extremely small.

      Well let's consider this. Apophisis has one chance out of 45,000 of hitting us in 2036, releasing as much energy as a 400 MT bomb. Note that Hiroshima released the equivalent of 15 kT, and the largest H-bomb ever detonated 60 MT. I don't know if it's a pessimistic estimate or not, but if we consider that let's say 450 million people might die if this asteroid hits Earth in 2036, that means that in average 10,000 people will die from it. If we get really pessimistic and estimate it'll kill the 9 billion of us, that's 200,000 who'll die in average

      Does it still sound like an acceptable risk?

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    49. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by dave420 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly. Even if a superpower, or even suitably-armed power, wanted to launch a nuclear strike against the US, a sea-launched nuke-carrying cruise missile would do the trick. Flying low and fast, space-based anything won't help. And if that's out of the budgetary question, a container with a nuke in it would be just as acceptable. Taking out just one large US port will harm the US in so many different ways it's not even funny.

    50. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And with the stakes really high, we can't afford NOT
      > to be looking for a solution

      What is so increidbly precious about mankind that cause
      people to make this argument? We've messed-up this planet
      in our quest for easier living. Maybe a global reset is
      what we really need; the Universe cutting-out the dead
      flesh and allowing new growth.

      Be concerned about getting home safely tonight. But don't
      spend time worrying about the future of mankind.

    51. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      How pathetic that you fantasize about my sex life while stalking my responses on Slashdot and other websites I read.

      Stop leeching off my online life just because I flamed you to death sometime in the past. Worthless punk.

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    52. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      And what if the Yuuzhan find out that the energy efficiency/generation/transmission system they beamed us back in the 20th Century in exchange for giving up nukes has instead run up our nuke arsenal to billions of micronukes secreted around the planet, interspersed with overwhelmed Star Wars lasers and countermissiles now good for only blasting giant, dumb rocks?

      Since that arms race bankrupted Earth before we could get our energy industries out of the hands of fanatical theocrat (of every denomination) capitalists, the ecocalypse eventually wiped out everyone but me, the last Jedi, and the machines I long ago lost interest in shutting off.

      Should I spend the time left stopping the automated defense system, or backing it up with the Force? Only the Yuuzhan know for sure, since humans committed to armageddon instead of Paradise.

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    53. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, it doesn't sound anything like that. Statistical probabilities like the 1:45K you cite cannot be multiplied by the damage if it materializes to predict any single event. If that probability of occurrence and damage is correct, then all it means is that there is a 1:45K chance that 450M people will die.

      If there were a hundred thousand asteroids each 1:45K probable to kill 450M people, then the only average that could be applied would be that it's nearly certain that 450K people will die, because at least one asteroid is most likely to hit. But that's it.

      Meanwhile, the chances are high, estimated at something like 95%, that failing to reverse atmospheric CO2 (and equivalents) to 1990 levels by 2020 will force us past a tipping point by 2100 that will raise the average Earth surface temperature by 10'C. Which will melt at least enough land ice (West Antarctic, Greenland, Himalayas, Andes) to raise sea levels an average of 15m. Which will drown over 80% of humans, who live near coastlines. And in the process drive billions of refugees across the world, destroying our civilization, and possibly the species in the fighting.

      But our government is spending the money on "space defense", while ignoring (and spending on suppressing) research into that Climate Change. Even though the greater risk is also a higher priority for America's population.

      That prioritization defies the odds.

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    54. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Most of Earth is totally unpopulated. So it's not "sheer luck" that the Tunguska impact wasn't deadly.

      The land surface of the Earth, at this point, is most definitly not 'mostly totally unpopulated'. That's only true if you include the ocean and polar regions. An asteroid impact is fairly unlikely to hit in the polar regions due to orbital mechanics, and a Tunguska event hitting an ocean would cause a tsunami that would most likely cause fatalities.

      Even for the time, Tunguska was unusual as to how unpopulated it was.

      I'd prefer to find out if we have an asteroid/comet on a collision course, and preferably early enough to divert it rather than take the risk.

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    55. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Our energy crisis is an undeniably real problem right now that obviously will be getting excruciatingly worse over time. By the time your imaginary asteroid finally arrives to satisfy your paranoia, we will have damaged ourselves beyond our ability to respond to it, even if we have built the weapons to fire at it. Among other problems (like the civilization has collapsed from billions of refugees), there won't be energy left to fire the weapons.

      But since your paranoia about big sky rocks overwhelms rational fear of real problems, you're likely to get just that Mad Max scenario you dream about.

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    56. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Show me the trajectory. You can't, because it's imaginary.

      You've got nothing but paranoia. I've got a record of covert Star Wars budgets getting paid continuously, despite Congressional shutdowns and worthless results.

      Leave a note for your descendants describing the deliciously warm feeling your blinders gave you when you had the luxury to squander investing in real defense of their future on your favorite SF paranoia. Be sure to sing the praises of knowing nothing about statistical probability and comparative risk. Feels so good, so free!

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    57. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The answer to the question of "when" is "not bloody likely in the next 100, 1000 years". The chances of having to use the money on that defense on something else instead are 100%, like the foreign energy dependence I cited - or a thousand other real threats.

      And of course the government economists and budget hagglers know that. Which is why they're banking on the real payoff: Star Wars contractor bribes. Just like they have for over a quarter century for that fool's programme that produces nothing but pork, never even any missile defense.

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    58. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You aren't really "Lord Ender". But you do live in a SF fantasy.

      The chances of an asteroid destroying all life in the next 100-1000 years are negligible. The chances of energy dependence destroying all life is closer to 100% than than to 0. When the nuclear countries are fighting over the gasping energy markets, when terrorists have nukes to grab oil or other energy producing territory, as is already starting in Russia, India/Pakistan, East Africa, Iraq...

      Wake up. Reality is scary enough without dreaming of _Sudden Impact_. And we've got the money to do something about reality. Which will incidentally produce all kinds of fun toys for people like you. Maybe not collectible figurines, but alternative energy is cool enough if you're not a child.

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    59. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Anonymous dinosaur Coward, you just admitted that you spend all your money on the lottery. You are innumerate. Since you're clearly generally pseudointellectual, I'll explain that "innumerate" means that you're not good at math. Which means you don't know enough about statistics to be dangerous, but evidently enough about posting on Slashdot to reinforce the dangerous innumeracy rampant in this thread.

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    60. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Let's see the citation of those who know more than you (I'll be the judge of whether they know more than I do) calculating the equal asteroid/planecrash death likelihood.

      Meanwhile, you should play the lottery every day. Because that's the statistical logic you're using.

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    61. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Just because I mildly mocked you doesn't make my mockery hostile. You want hostile, look at some of my responses to actually obnoxious posts in this thread that are also wrong.

      You have a faithy approach to SF. And just because you'd rather spend money on frivolous asteroid mining doesn't make this programme get us there. It gets us Star Wars boondoggles, actually deployed in space and on Earth. And your SF faith helps us get that, instead of either asteroid mining or any other solution to our real problems.

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    62. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      That was only a way to show that this is a threat we can't afford to ignore. Having the life of a large part of mankind to have 1 chance out of 45000 to die is important, even if unlikely. That's as if you calculate how much in average lottery can make you win compared to how much you pay, or how much in average accidents will cost you, compare to insurance price.

      Then, if you decide that being sure to get $10 is better to have one chance out of 10 to get $100, your problem, it's a matter of philosophy I guess.

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    63. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because suppressing the logic is the way to win the argument. Wouldn't want anyone else to have your chance to be wrong arguing poorly about ignorance.

      We also don't know that there's a flying spaghetti monster at the Earth's core about to get us. Better get on those anti-FSM depth charges right away. It's mathematically inevitable!

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    64. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The land surface of the Earth is still mostly unpopulated. 150M square Km for 7B people is 46 people per square kilometer, which is still pretty unpopulated. But billions are squeezed into the tiniest areas, like cities in India, China, West Africa, Western Europe and North America. Only about 13% of the land is habitable at all, which is less than 4% of the planet's surface. And I'd like to see a citation for the Tunguska event hitting the 70% that is water causing a wave that would kill lots of people. Enough people to justify spending $billions on defending from it.

      But the real problem here is not what geeks like us would prefer. The problem is that the certainty of other real problems that need funding and science to solve them right now shows that asteroid defense isn't driving this programme. What's driving it is expansion of the existing Star Wars programme, which has always been mostly covert (though not unknown), and often illegal. If we could reform the system to actually shut down Star Wars with some new oversight system that keeps it shut down (unlike past shutdowns), I'd be happy to spend my tax money on tracking solar system objects, because it wouldn't be a pretext for Star Wars science - which would corrupt the research by dragging it into tracking powered missiles rather than momentous asteroids.

      Because tracking solar system objects is an investment in (nonmilitary) space industry. And would have the byproduct of generating real data about asteroid collision risks. If real data showed a real risk soon enough to compel investing in a defense, then that's a different argument. The paranoia and retarded statistics argued in this thread, the predicted result of the cover story smokescreening Star Wars, is no justification whatsoever for ignoring real problems in favor of SF paranoia.

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    65. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by E++99 · · Score: 1

      By your reasoning, I guess you wouldn't waste the money to make NYC skyscrapers capable of withstanding hurricane force winds, since it's not bloody likely that a hurricane will hit NYC in the next 100 years.

    66. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      You totally let me down on that one.

      I was really hoping you'd take the angle that Tunguska was the result of government funded weapons research. You, of all people, should have records of this somewhere in your various filing cabinets and such.

      It would be even cooler if you had the records on microfilm.

      Or Minox negatives.

      Come to think of it, if you don't have Minox negatives recording some nefarious governmental carryings on, you make some documents up and I'll shoot them for you, because to collection is complete without such things.

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    67. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      Statistical probabilities like the 1:45K you cite cannot be multiplied by the damage if it materializes to predict any single event.

      That's actually one of the basic techniques used in decision theory - action priority as a function of the probability of success and payoff. No, it is not as simple as just multiplying, but the premise remains the same. If the probability of success remains static (as well as other factors), but the reward increases, the weight given to choosing that action also increases.

      Not that I think anyone has actually sat down and calculated a matrix that includes asteroid defense, global warming, energy dependency, and H5N1; I'm just saying, if you did, probabilities modified by damage IS one of the calculations you would include.

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    68. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by ShamrawkNRoll88 · · Score: 1

      The Yuuzhan Vong were committed to paradise? You're into S&M aren't you.

    69. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Decision theory will tell you that the action priority cannot be called on a single rare event like a huge asteroid collision.

      If you're going to be purely theoretical, then those other risks each would have a higher priority, because some of them (or their equivalent in identical defense actions) are nearly certain in our lifetimes, or that of people we'll actually meet, like our grandchildren.

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    70. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      A hurricane hit NYC 20 years ago. I was standing in it at the time. We're overdue.

      Meanwhile, Climate Change is increasing those probabilities, and the size of the damage when they do hit.

      Thanks for weighing in to demonstrate you don't even have the basic facts or logic to weigh in on this subject. Saves a lot of time humoring you in a boring, drawn out display.

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    71. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by catbutt · · Score: 1

      Here's some:

      http://impact.arc.nasa.gov/news_detail.cfm?ID=44
      http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2007/03/07 0308-asteroids_2.html
      http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg13117854.700 -will-we-catch-a-falling-star-there-are-many-aster oids-outthere-in-space-and-the-chances-are-that-so oner-or-later-one-will-head-forearth-but-no-one-kn ows-what-to-do-if-we-find-ourselves-on-collision-c ourse.html
      http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/fl_side2_020 901.html
      http://thescotsman.scotsman.com/s2.cfm?id=79899200 2
      http://www.newsobserver.com/105/story/415367.html
      http://www.sciencebits.com/PlanesAndMeteorites

      Not sure how your lottery analogy applies. The nasa article sums up your logical fallacy: "The perception of risk from impacts is smaller than for being killed in a plane crash because planes crash at a steady rate with (relatively) few deaths per event, whereas lethal impacts are rare but kill a lot of people. At the very least, the potential consequences of impact are large enough to cause concern."

    72. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Kinda. I'm really a Chazrach slave posting disinfo to shut down these Star Wars programmes before they stop our invasion.

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    73. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Troll

      No, I leave Tunguska as fodder for coincidence theorists like you.

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    74. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by corbettw · · Score: 1

      People with actual ability to use statistics know that it's unlikely that anyone will be killed by an asteroid for hundreds of years, if not thousands or even millions. You've obviously never been tasked with creating a disaster recovery/business continuity plan for your organization. If you had, you would understand that concept of risk, and why just looking at the likelihood of an event is insufficient to judge the risk of that event. You have to look at the potential damage to the organization, and couple that with the likelihood of it happening. Something that is extremely unlikely to happen, but would end the organization if it did, still has to be prepared for if you want to have a meaningful DR/BC plan in place. If that works for corporate America, I see no reason why the same principle should not be applied to the human race and our home.
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    75. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
      No, the article perfectly supports my argument that we have higher priorities with greater probability of success than asteroid defense.

      Considering events of all energies there is about 1 chance in 20,000 of being killed by an impact during the course of a human lifetime4, similar to the likelihood of being killed in an airplane accident.

      Let's say that the two risks of damage are equal, measured by my chance of dying from the respective events. If I spend $100B (or any meaningful amount) on asteroid defense, I might possibly stop a few asteroids of all those that actually kill people. But if I spend that same money on making flying safer, I will certainly save more lives for my money.

      But we're not spending more money to prevent plane crashes, even though it's a better deal. And the greater perception of plane crash risk is also causing other damage, by inhibiting economic growth in many ways, as well as all the unmeasurable loss from failing to stay connected by air travel. Real damage, steadily.

      So before we spend any money on asteroid defense, we should spend it on air safety. Even if NASA wants us to spend the money on space programmes instead, without proper prioritization. Thanks for the perfect example.
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    76. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      No, in fact I designed the risk-governed development model at my own 30+ person international consulting firm that later showed up in the same form as the late 1990s "Microsoft Solution Framework" project management regime. I then led the development personnel of another such firm, Microsoft based, under that regime, for several of NYC's biggest insurance corps. During which time I produced several disaster-mitigated architectures that have run without fail through such events as the 9/11/2001 terrorist attacks, several blackouts, and some cracking attacks, among others I'm not at liberty to discuss.

      So I can tell you with some authority that actuarial analysis requires a larger statistical population than one large asteroid every 50 million years to make any kind of prediction about any single such asteroid. And that any other kind of analysis is equally worthless.

      Or would you care to predict precisely when the radioactive sample at Fort Collins/WWV will first decay after noon tomorrow? You've got a lot more data to work with, and the world already depends on its regularity. I'll bet you everything in those banks I secured, to make the motivations approximately equal. And just for fun, I'll require you to spend it on asteroid defense first, if you win.

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    77. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, Climate Change is increasing those probabilities, and the size of the damage when they do hit.

      Thanks for weighing in to demonstrate you don't even have the basic facts or logic to weigh in on this subject. Saves a lot of time humoring you in a boring, drawn out display.

      lol. moron.
    78. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, only three possible scenarios where we would get wiped out? I think you seriously underestimate our ability to destroy ourselves. Here are some other possibilities that quickly come to mind:

      1). Global epidemic (ie. bird flu but larger)
      2). Starvation (a growing population eventually will require more resources than are available, possibly leading to a scorched earth situation as we continually look for short-term solutions ignoring the long-term consequences)
      3). Don't forget the Vogons & Grebulons

    79. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Atheose · · Score: 1

      I was wondering how long it would take for the conspiracy theorists to start jumping up and down and putting on their tin foil hats.

    80. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1
      E = Sum(P*V) where
      • E = Expected average quality of life
      • P = Likelyhood of a particular event
      • V = Value (positive or negative) of that event occuring

      To maximize E you should consider influencing events with large P*|V|. If |V| is large enough, it can compensate for a small P.

      Disclaimer: This is only a first order analysis. A more complex analysis would consider things like statistical variance, the likely hood of gambler's ruin, events that are non-additive, etc.

    81. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by E++99 · · Score: 1

      A hurricane hit NYC 20 years ago. I was standing in it at the time. We're overdue.
      Meanwhile, Climate Change is increasing those probabilities, and the size of the damage when they do hit.

      Thanks for weighing in to demonstrate you don't even have the basic facts or logic to weigh in on this subject. Saves a lot of time humoring you in a boring, drawn out display.

      1) The only hurricane in modern times known to pass directly over parts of New York City was in 1821. The Hudson and the East River merged over Lower Manhattan.
      http://www.livescience.com/environment/050601_hurr icane_1938.html

      2) Accusing people of not knowing the basic facts when you don't know the basic facts is pretty lame.

      3) I don't mean to blow your anonymity, but did you happen to invent the Internet?
    82. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What do you propose to do about our galaxy colliding with another, or even just resurging ancient infections? Instead of spending that money on the certainty that thousands of Americans will die from our oil addiction over the next few years.

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    83. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Atheose · · Score: 1

      Comparing asteroids to His Great Noodliness is just silly. That's the great thing about conspiracy theorists: their logic only makes sense to them.

    84. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You coincidence theorists always get there first.

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    85. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Ask people who lived along the Gulf Coast in 2005 whether the eye has to pass over for the storm to devastate. Or ask the rest of us who stood in 1985's Gloria.

      Better yet, don't ask anyone. You'll just piss us off when you try to pretend that actual disasters that kill people are less real than your asteroid paranoia.

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    86. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Ah, a Climate Change denier squandering our money on asteroid paranoia. You just keep punching yourself in the face. Makes it so easy, I'm not going to bother even pointing at you anymore.

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    87. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because suppressing the logic is the way to win the argument

      What logic is being suppressed? Certainly not yours, since you don't have any. There have been several documented extinction level impacts on the Earth, and a whole lot of others that, while not extinction level, would cause civilization to have a rather bad day. The only thing illogical is your insistence that a modest effort to cataloguing the threats and having a plan to deal with them is a waste of money or a sneaky way of weaponizing space.

    88. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Ask people who lived along the Gulf Coast in 2005 whether the eye has to pass over for the storm to devastate. Or ask the rest of us who stood in 1985's Gloria.

      Better yet, don't ask anyone. You'll just piss us off when you try to pretend that actual disasters that kill people are less real than your asteroid paranoia.

      You seem to be avoiding the question of whether or not NYC skyscrapers should be built to sustain hurricane force winds, seeing as they were last seen in NYC 186 years ago. Obviously they should. Just as we should protect ourselves from other rare but devastating natural disasters.
    89. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Just because something kills lots of people when it extremely rarely happens doesn't mean it's more likely to happen. In fact, it's likely that no human has ever been killed by an asteroid. There were some ancient Chinese deaths attributed to an asteroid impact, though I cannot find the reference. The deaths were I think pretty far back BC and it's an extrapolation from how the official documents recorded it, something about fire in the sky and vast fires on the ground. The assumption was that it might have been a volcanic event or a forest fire but some later commentators thought it could have been a large meteorite. Anyone else know about this?
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    90. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I'm willing to spend the same on this as for any other cause of death: $1 per 1:1e6 reduction in chance of dying from it.

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    91. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by catbutt · · Score: 1

      But if I spend that same money on making flying safer, I will certainly save more lives for my money. Obviously, you just don't get statistics. They are difficult for a lot of people, so I understand.
    92. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      If that's all you've got, I'd say it's negligible.

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    93. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You have just demonstrated beyond all doubt that you understand neither statistics, nor risk prioritization, nor how to either make or understand reasoned arguments.

      Goodbye.

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    94. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      None of things will kill us off as a race.

    95. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      If that's all you've got, I'd say it's negligible. Well, if I had the fully documented source I wouldn't be asking anyone else if they remembered it.
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    96. Re:Star Wars Fakeout by RexRhino · · Score: 1

      Our energy crisis is an undeniably real problem right now that obviously will be getting excruciatingly worse over time.


      We don't have an energy crisis at all. There is plenty of energy.

      There *IS* a problem with the most popular source of energy (fossil fuels) producing atmospheric CO2, and thus effecting the climate.

      But humanity is in no danger of running out of energy any time soon! Fossil fuels will continue to last for a while, and after that there is enough fissionable material to last until the next millenia. That is ignoring solar, wind, geothermal, and in the far far future off-planet mining.
  16. re by thibbledorf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    edit: Would an explosion in space even function in the same manner?

    1. Re:re by E++99 · · Score: 1

      edit: Would an explosion in space even function in the same manner?

      No, which is why the standoff neutron bomb is a good option. In the atmosphere the high speed neutrons emitted are absorbed by the atmosphere within the actual blast radius. In space, nothing would slow or stop the neutrons between the explosion and the asteroid. (And they can also directionally focus the neutrons at the asteroid)
  17. I'm definitely following this story! by zegota · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because I don't want to miss a thing!

    1. Re:I'm definitely following this story! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

      Don't you remember what Shepherd Book said? There's a very special hell for people who remind others of nauseatingly overplayed Aerosmith love songs.

      Karmic retribution, I suppose, for that Twin Peaks joke I made in the "Who should direct The Hobbit?" poll.

  18. The Geosynchronous Satellites by WwWonka · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...always wondered what happened to them after their big radio hit ""Keep Your Hands to Yourself".

  19. Hopefully an earth killer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... will give me a better chance of losing my virginity within the next 2-5 years.

  20. Re:Yes by Gregb05 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Engineers say a bee can't flap its wings and fly; and it cannot. A bee (and for that matter, flies) remain airborne because their wings trace an s-like path through the air, allowing them to move through the air in much the same way as a shark.

    Think of it like a ceiling fan that goes back and forth. If it didn't have the ability to turn back on itself, it wouldn't do much to the air. However, if the blades bent in different directions for each direction, it would be able to produce a downdraft.

    The best magazine in the universe.

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  21. Margin of error? by haakondahl · · Score: 1

    I would like to know what margin of error would be required in order for Apophis to hit Earth? not large, I'll bet.

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  22. Ad impact! by SEWilco · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I, for one, wish the Flash ad window did not land on top of the first article.

    1. Re:Ad impact! by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 1

      AdBlocker Pro Firefox Add-on. Works like a charm for all your ad-defeating needs! Of course, if we don't look at the ads, its like we're stealing the internet... PFFT!

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    2. Re:Ad impact! by SEWilco · · Score: 1

      Actually, the ad was just a black square. They're using some format which needs an add-on which my browser doesn't have. Someone valued their artistry more than showing me what they wanted to sell.

    3. Re:Ad impact! by cli_rules! · · Score: 1

      Firefox, NoScript and Flashblock work well for that particular problem.

    4. Re:Ad impact! by KozmoStevnNaut · · Score: 1

      Or you could simple use AdBlock Plus with the EasyList+EasyElement subscription. It's free.

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  23. nuke those fags! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i hear there are public linux groups that meet in men's restrooms the world over. put an end to those dick smoking fags. kill them all.

  24. Re:Where the hell is Wesley Crusher when you need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If only someone would come up with a complicated plan, then explain it with a simple analogy!

  25. "Bang, zoom, straight to the moon!" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really think we should test this out on the moon first.

    Signed,

    The Cowardly Lion

  26. Anyone remember the deep impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember the stats on the copper slug from the Deep Impact mission? Notice the volume and mass of that thing in comparison to some of the more common nuclear arsenal warheads? Co-inky-dink? I don't think so...

    Regardless, I'm not sure how well the deflection approach could even work (never been tried.) It would need some long-term advance intercept to do enough. The direct hit approach is probably still under consideration too. It would be useful for city-killer threshold sized asteroids/comets. If they became meteor-buckshot the atmosphere would have a good chance of burning 'em up. But for region, continent, or planet killer sized objects, nukes are more likely still going iffy or useless. Still better than nothing, as its insurance against more common smaller objects.

    Only thing that may come of this if effective is that some point in the future you might have nuclear powers arguing about which one saved the planet. Might make for a fun sci-fi plot somewhere if plausible enough.

  27. Re:Yes by MrNaz · · Score: 0, Troll

    Can you please explain to me what similarities there are between the hydrodynamic motion of a shark and the beating wings of a bumblebee? I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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  28. S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is the wrong day for this newsstory.

    This is the worst day for such a joke.

    Never forget! ... because there is no way to erase that -- not even with a bomb.

    Come to think, maybe that's why I despise nuclear energy...

    Oh, well, what do I know.... I'm human, too. 8-/

    1. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This is the wrong day for this newsstory.

      Perhaps it's also the right day -- after all, nuclear bombs in this case are being used to save rather than slaughter.

      -b.

    2. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Planesdragon · · Score: 0

      This is the wrong day for this newsstory. Why? Because one city was destroyed today? It was in the middle of a war, it was done to end the war, and, unless you consider "sue for peace and let Japan continue to rape China" a fair end to the war, it saved lives.

      However, how about you boycott fire for two days in February. The exact same rationale applies. Hiroshima should not be special because it was just one plane that destroyed the city. Dresden, and Tokyo, both were essentially destroyed, both in the conduct of a war, and both by bombing from above in an especially horrific fashion.
    3. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Plutonite · · Score: 3, Funny

      Save rather than slaughter? I find your disregard for our alien overlords' lives utterly disgusting!

      *picks up phone and calls PETA. Or something.*

    4. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Dakkus · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Well.. I don't know when you learned /your/ facts, but it is quite widely accepted that Japan was sure to surrender in a very short time anyway. Either the people responsible for the bombings were unaware of the situation at that time or they wanted to be unaware of it. I don't think the Japanese could in any manner have killed two cities of people in a week or so - no matter how cruel they were, they sure were no Soviets - , so the idea of using the a-bombs was indeed very naughty.

    5. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, but not unconditionally surrender. This was to prevent the Great War mistakes. Japan had seriously violated just about every reasonable practice of war, and the dropping of the atom bomb shortened the war, and help stop them.
      Japan was not going to surrender in two weeks, they were via diplomatic back channels suing for peace, this is not the same as offering unconditional surrender. In the end the Japanese still insisted that they be allowed to keep their Emporer, and the allies agreed to this demand, instead of being belligerent. I don't know where you got this myth that the Japanese were willing to surrender unconditionally, but the whole point of further increasing the size of their armed services during and after Okinawa was to make taking the islands of Japan as much like the battle for Okinawa as possible. That would have resulted in extreme causalities on both sides. The idea was that by a few tens of thousands of casualties the Americans and their allies would agree to more favourable terms than unconditional surrender. Heck if it had been like Okinawa they might even have managed to force those terms, which would have been a disaster.
      The Japanese were determined to fight on to get a better peace deal. They had already lost the war so of course they were suing for peace. The only question remains, is it right to target military installations in the cities of your enemy during a time of war to force his surrender, knowing that tens of thousands of civilians will die. If you believe the allies were right to demand unconditional surrender (which I do), and if you believe that the Americans should have kept their nerve conducting the invasion and no accepted a lesser peace, then one is forced to ask the following question. Which course of action would cost more civilian lives, more destruction of infrastructure, and more military lives. The answer to all three is invasion. Dropping the bomb saved lives, civilian, military, and preserved what little remained of Japans infrastructure.
      It is to my mind, the only time in history dropping the bomb would be acceptable, because of the unique set of circumstances at the time.

    6. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Glock27 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Wish I had some mod points today: +5 insightful.

      The only nit I have is that there may very well be future moments when nuclear weapons are our best alternatives, Barack "Osama" Obama notwithstanding.

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    7. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by mdozturk · · Score: 1

      Why then did they NOT surrender after the first nuke was dropped?

    8. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by poticlin · · Score: 1

      The idea was that by a few tens of thousands of casualties...
      I don't call 40 000(nagasaki) + 70 000(hiroshima) + Radiation kills (around 250 000 (sources varies on that one))civilian death a few tens of thousand.
      please don't glorify killings of civilians or try to justify them...
    9. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Dakkus · · Score: 1

      Well, taking into account that the need to humiliate the Germans after WWI is what actually made it possible for Hitler to get in power, I'm against the idea of requiring completely unconditional surrender. I see no other point than humiliation in forcing an absolutely unconditional surrender. And I see no point in wanting to humiliate anyone. I don't know perfectly what the conditions would have been, and for sure even most of the conditions would have kept on causing a threat and they should therefore naturally not be accepted. But I don't see the point in not accepting conditions that don't cause a threat. It is very likely that such conditions did exist in between the stupid ones.

      So the point in a nutshell: There's no logical reason (other than deserved humiliation) why an unconditional surrender could be considered a value as for itself. However, not accepting any of the conditions can be logical, if the conditions required read something along the lines: "While surrendering, Japan will get Spain and France under its control".

    10. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Alright Woodrow Wilson, if thats what you want to believe.

      I firmly believe that Hitler was helped by the fact that he was able to convince many Germans that the treaty of Versaille was unfair because the 'November Criminals' had signed it while Germany still had some effective military and could still fight the war. Coupled with the fact that the terms of the treaty were humiliating themselves (full blame for the war placed on Germany, reparations, Sudentenland handed over to the new Czechoslovakia, splitting Germany in two). Unconditional surrender is not about humiliation. The requirement of unconditional surrender existed because the conduct of those states with which the allies were fighting required wholesale removal of thier leadership and replacement by an authority that would be cast iron allies of the West. Unconditional surrender was just another way of saying to the militarist leaders of Japan "we will dismantle your government, and you will be tried for war crimes".

    11. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by a-singularity · · Score: 1

      Actually, the literature mostly agrees on the fact that the atomic bomb was not a significant factor in the surrender of the Japanese ['The Second World War' John Keegan iirc]. The Japanese exited the war because the Russians entered it. They were to fight a two front war and were faced with an enemy that they didn't think would be merciful (the Japanese weren't throughout the war in the South Pacific, China, or Russia). To them, the nukes were really not all that different from 200 B-17s starting a firestorm using incendiary and high explosive bombs on cities made of paper and wood.

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    12. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The estimated American casualties alone for the invasion of Japan are around two to four times that. Now consider that they are better equipped and supplied than their conscripted Japanese adversary who would have suffered far worse. In addition most of the Japanese casualties would be civilian.
      I'm certainly not glorifying the killing of civilians. However, if I presented to you a choice. Kill a quarter of a million Japanese now, or kill half a million Americans and 4 million Japanese over three to four months of bloody combat, what would you choose? If you choose to kill four million more people just because you don't like the word nuclear or because you think in some way being shot is better than dieing in giant fireball, then I believe you to be a cold heartless bastard.
      Hell the United States is still handing out purple hearts of 1945 manufacture because of the anticipated casualties of the Japanese campaign were higher than the sum total of wounded or dead servicemen in every war since.
      I suggested what the Japanese intent was. They believed they could break their 'inferior' American foe. The Americans had plans for Olympic which forecast many more casualties that the Japanese thought the Americans could take. All you have done is prove my point, the Americans would have accepted the high casualties and pushed on, since they planned for them anyway. The bottom line is that while the Japanese hoped to bring the war to an end with tens of thousands of casualties by breaking the American will to fight, that was not going to happen. You are suggesting an option (American capitulation to the Japanese plan) which was never on the table to begin with.

    13. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      The only question remains, is it right to target military installations in the cities of your enemy during a time of war to force his surrender, knowing that tens of thousands of civilians will die.

      Hundreds of thousands of civilians were killed, actually. Does that change your opinion at all? Would you have insisted on the righteousness of "keeping American nerve" if it had required killing millions of innocents? If so, how many millions?

      Seriously: WTF? Why do people still buy these tired WWII-era justification in the 21st century? Hasn't everyone realised by now that the bombings were to scare the Reds?

      If the plan was just to shorten the war, wouldn't a demonstration of the bomb suffice? Why was it necessary to strike without warning? (I don't count the Potsdam ultimatum, which threatened unprecedented trouble for Japan, but in such an unspecific way as to have seemed like mere bluster). The fact is simply that the actions of the US military at that time were not, by civilised standards, morally defensible. Why do you feel the need to defend them these evil acts? Was Truman your grandpa? Why not just acknowledge the reality, that the US military has in fact, been responsible for some evil acts? Is it so hard to admit your own country's fallibility? Or would that undermine your position on Iraq?

      Your argument must surely be filling some powerful psychological need considering how logically weak it is. On the one hand you correctly assert that the Japanese military had violated conventional rules of war, but on the other hand you consider that these violations are ample justification for 2 of the most horrendous war crimes in all of human history!

      You assert that even though the Japanese militarists were suing for peace, these genocidal bombings were OK, because the supreme importance of exacting an "unconditional" surrender outweighs all those individual lives. Then you refute your own barbaric argument by noting that the Allies actually did accept a condition (namely the retention of Hirohito).

      And as for "targetting military installations", please! Why didn't they drop it on a purely military base then? Sure, Hiroshima contained a naval base, but did that justify destroying a city packed with civilians? If you think so, can't Osama Bin Laden also justify his killing of thousands of innocent people in NY in order to take out some his enemies? Face it! It was an act of pure terror, and morally just as indefensible as those of the 9/11 terrorists. And why Nagasaki? if it was such an important target militarily, why had it not been targeted by conventional bombers? The reason for the second bombing a few days later was purely that the US military had 2 types of bomb and wanted to be sure they'd tried out both kinds.

    14. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's probably the most complete explanation of the incident as I've ever read. The only bit I've seen that wasn't in your summary was another reason for wanting to do the bomb, and that is to prevent the Russians from "getting their piece" as they were close to joining in with the war, and potentially giving us another East/West Germany situation.

    15. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by vertinox · · Score: 5, Informative
      The Japanese were determined to fight on to get a better peace deal. They had already lost the war so of course they were suing for peace. The only question remains, is it right to target military installations in the cities of your enemy during a time of war to force his surrender, knowing that tens of thousands of civilians will die.

      I dunno... Lets ask what the Allied High Commanders and Staff thought:

      General Dwight D. Eisenhower

      "In 1945 Secretary of War Stimson, visiting my headquarters in Germany, informed me that our government was preparing to drop an atomic bomb on Japan. I was one of those who felt that there were a number of cogent reasons to question the wisdom of such an act. During his recitation of the relevant facts, I had been conscious of a feeling of depression and so I voiced to him my grave misgivings, first on the basis of my belief that Japan was already defeated and that dropping the bomb was completely unnecessary, and secondly because I thought that our country should avoid shocking world opinion by the use of a weapon whose employment was, I thought, no longer mandatory as a measure to save American lives." Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz, Commander in Chief of the U.S. Pacific Fleet

      "The Japanese had, in fact, already sued for peace. The atomic bomb played no decisive part, from a purely military point of view, in the defeat of Japan." Admiral William D. Leahy, Chief of Staff to President Truman

      "The use of [the atomic bombs] at Hiroshima and Nagasaki was of no material assistance in our war against Japan. The Japanese were already defeated and ready to surrender." Report from the post war United States Strategic Bombing Survey

      "Based on a detailed investigation of all the facts, and supported by the testimony of the surviving Japanese leaders involved, it is the Survey's opinion that certainly prior to 31 December 1945, and in all probability prior to 1 November 1945, Japan would have surrendered even if the atomic bombs had not been dropped, even if Russia had not entered the war, and even if no invasion had been planned or contemplated." And my favorite from the guy who actually encouraged Einstein to write FDR, Leo Szilard

      "Let me say only this much to the moral issue involved: Suppose Germany had developed two bombs before we had any bombs. And suppose Germany had dropped one bomb, say, on Rochester and the other on Buffalo, and then having run out of bombs she would have lost the war. Can anyone doubt that we would then have defined the dropping of atomic bombs on cities as a war crime, and that we would have sentenced the Germans who were guilty of this crime to death at Nuremberg and hanged them?" Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atomic_bombings_of_Hi roshima_and_Nagasaki#Opposition

      So yeah... According to some of the major members of the US military and those who took part in the Manhattan project, the bombs were unneeded.
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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    16. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

      While it's up to debate whether thats true or not, it should be noted that afterwards we helped reconstruct Japan and lo and behold it appears to be doing quite well now. So we diverted that potential problem you proposed. Was it learning the lesson from Germany? I don't know, but it obviously turned out alright in the end.

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      "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!"
    17. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dropping the bomb saved lives, civilian, military, and preserved what little remained of Japans infrastructure.
      And dropping another bomb shortly after the first one saved even more lives, I guess.

      During the war, Life Magazine featured a "picture of the week" showing a young woman with a Japanese skull on a desk in front of her and the caption "When he said goodbye to Natalie Nickerson, her handsome Navy lieutenant promised her -- a Jap."

      The bones of Japanese soldiers were sent as souvenirs to the U.S. quite regularly. For some reason this never happened to the bones of German soldiers. And no, racism towards "Japs" did not only start after Pearl Harbor.

      Truman made the terms of surrender as hard to accept as possible in order to be given the chance to test the effects of the bomb on a city populated by Japs. He told the public that Hiroshima was a military installation. He had no time to wait for a response from Tokyo before dropping the second bomb on Nagasaki because the Russians were about to start an invasion of their own.
    18. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by master_p · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If you simply wanted to stop the Japanese, why didn't you simply drop the bomb on Fujiyama (for example)? I think that the sight of a giant volcano being blown to smithereens would have been just as effective as dropping the bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

      The sad truth is you wanted to test the bomb as well as show to the Soviet Union that you have some big guns.

    19. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It WAS an act of terror, and potentially one of desperation done by the US. Face it, the bomb raids in Europe were along the same lines, and you'll find almost nobody that enters a war is completely blameless. Sitting back here now knowing the full extent of what a nuke does and bad mouthing the decisions is probably fun, but you have to realize that they were going on incomplete information, pressured to save ALLIED (US, Australian, British, etc) lives, without the benefit of a lot of time. Was it wrong? debatable. Did less people die because of this decision? probably. Was it the wrong decision? Possibly.

    20. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is considerable debate on this issue as far as I know. Militarily the Soviet Union posed far more of a threat to the short and long term security of the civilians of Japan (it's not like what happened to Berlin was a secret, or what would happen to eastern Europe wasn't known). There is however one thing that is clear. The atomic bomb gave Emporer Hirohito (and to some extent Togo) the excuse he was looking for the push for an end to the war on all fronts. Civilians would understand surrender faced with this new terrifying weapon. The coup attempt that resulted from the repeated attempts to surrender was probably far smaller than it would have been without the bomb. The terms of the surrender were sufficient for the allies. The last one is the key. Without the bomb, would the Japanese have accepted unconditional surrender (with the exception of the retention of the Emporer) if the allies did not have the bomb? Maybe, but we know four of the big six wanted to reject the Potsdam declaration out of hand until the extent of the Soviet attacks became known, and the attack on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Then it was split 3-3. Without the intervention of Emporer Hirohito (who certainly considered the bomb important) this deadlock may have lasted.
      I don't know what the result would have been without the bomb. Perhaps the Japanese would have continued fighting until it was clear that the Soviets were preparing to invade Korea, or perhaps the Japanese islands themselves. It is possible that without the bomb the Japanese would have used losing territory to the Soviet Union as a bargaining chip against the Americans to get more favourable terms.
      Your point about American B-17 raids on Japan is a good one. It is important to remember these were small nukes. The building directly under the bomb survived the explosion in Hiroshima. This does strongly suggest that the bomb was not, in the military leaderships mind, a deciding factor, considering that the death toll in Tokyo from fire bombing was higher than in Hiroshim or Nagasaki through the atomic bomb. However, the bomb is more than a incendiary weapon. I believe the Emporer said it best in his radio address to the Japanese people:
      "The enemy now possesses a new and terrible weapon with the power to destroy many innocent lives and do incalculable damage."
      The key word being terrible. The atomic bomb, more so than any other weapon, was terrifying. It is this terror that gave the Emporer the option of offering surrender (along with the Soviet invasion).

    21. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      The sad truth is you wanted to test the bomb as well as show to the Soviet Union that you have some big guns.

      The irony is that the Soviets did not know about the bombs until after they were dropped. Had we sat quietly on them, then the Soviets might have not had an impiety to have their own nuclear program until we had engaged them openly in the Korean War.

      Which might have meant 60 less years of communist rule in Eastern Europe, Russia, China, and North Korea.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    22. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm not American, I'm British. And I agree with most of what you have said. The American military reasoning for dropping the bomb was reprehensible. Doesn't change the fact that the 'excuse' they gave for doing so holds water.
      I'm well aware that the total deaths from dropping the bombs total around a quarter of a million. I also had in my mind the bombing of Dresden and Tokyo. However, the fact remains that if Imperial Japan had been allowed to survive that number would be a drop in the ocean, because you can bet your arse that the Soviet Union would have found an excuse to restart the war at a later date if Japan didn't essentially become a satellite state of the United States.
      A demonstration would not suffice. For a start it would tell the Japanese that the Americans had the bomb. The Japanese were not intercepting lone bombers at this stage because of a lack of fuel. If they know that they were carring the atom bomb that might have changed that. Besides, a demonstration would appear weak, like the Americans were unwilling to use the bomb.
      I believe the US military has been responsible for many immoral acts. The Vietnam war immediately springs to mind. The premature invasion of Iraq in the second gulf war. The premature exit from the first gulf war without forcing unconditional surrender, leaving thousands of Shiite insurgents to die in a rebellion the Americans encouraged.
      It is not a question of inability to admit the failing of my own (or in fact your country), but rather my capacity to way evidence without becoming overwhelmed by the horror of the facts.
      What purely military base should they have targetted? You know of a naval base not inside a city?
      Osama bin Laden is not leader of a sovereign state. Nor was the intent of the 9/11 attacks to target military infrastructure in the case of the World Trade Center. Nor did the people delivering the attacks wear a uniform marking them as combatants. There was no declaration of war (at least in part because you have to be a sovereign state to declare war). If the West was at war with Saudi Arabia and they fire bombed Washington to get to the pentagon, that would be a fairer comparison.
      The actually reasons for using the bomb are morally reprehensible, but the excuses given hold. All I am saying is you put me in Harry S. Truman's shoes and give me the two choices he was faced with, I would in good conscience make the same decision he did.

    23. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Atheose · · Score: 3, Informative

      While your opinion with regards to humiliation is admirable, your knowledge of this specific history is nonexistent. After being given unconditional surrender, we went into Japan and helped them in every way possible. We spent billions of dollars helping them rebuild, created a newer and more efficient infrastructure and shared most of our technology with them. We did not humiliate them--we treated them like equals. To quote wikipedia, "MacArthur and his GHQ staff helped a devastated Japan rebuild itself, institute a democratic government, and chart a course that made Japan one of the world's leading industrial powers." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupied_Japan/

      MacArthur supervised the occupation of Japan, and made sure that the Japanese food network was the first thing reconstructed; he even forbid the US forces from eating any of the scarce Japanese food. Democracy flourished, and MacArthur and emperor Hirohito became friends.

      Please do not accuse the United States of attempting to humiliate Japan, because there is simply no credibility to that statement.

    24. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've addressed every point you have made else where. I have already conceded that the reason the Administration had for dropping the bomb was morally reprehensible. However all of the quotes you have given talk of surrender, not unconditional surrender. If you do not believe that a power which has committed copious war crimes and conducted a war in a manner so morally reprehensible as to deserve the title infamous, should be deconstructed, that is your choice.
      I will answer some of the quotes you present. Eisenhower was mostly involved in Europe. His pacific counterparts did not agree with his assessment and I choose to believe them because they would know better.
      Suing for peace != unconditional surrender. I've already acknowledge that militarily the atom bomb did not determine the outcome of the war. Heck the outcome of the war was known after Midway.
      Surrender != unconditional surrender.
      Dropping the atom bomb to force unconditional surrender is not the same as dropping the bomb as a last ditch spiteful move to kill civilians. A better comparison might be, what if the Germans had the bomb in 1941 and destroyed Scapa Flo?

    25. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Duffy13 · · Score: 1

      Sigh I can't resist this one. Kudos for actually attempting to identify the underlying ramifications of the actions you are discussing, most people only see the base value.

      First off, the initial detonation of the two nuclear devices killed approximately 120,000 people. This is actually less the the previous firebombings. However, it was done with 2 devices instead of 2438 tons of munitions, (thats what was dropped on Tokyo on March 9th, 1945) that was the message. So, as far as the US government knew at the time it was no different then previous attacks, hell they did less damage, although that was not the point as I previously said. Radiation poisoning was not very well known at this point, hence why most people closely associated with the handling aspect (or who people lived too close to the test site) of the project started dying over the next few years from it so it was most likely not factored into the damage the devices would cause.

      While it may have been also partially to scare the Reds as you say, I do not see how that could not be construed as a bonus side effect. Doing so may have prevented Russia from attempting to expand it's borders, which we know it wanted to do from Russia's previous agreement with Germany and from the previous Russo-Japanese War. It is argued that Russia itself may have committed far more crimes then any other nation in WWII and the years afterwards, and most of those were against their own people! You also assume that Japan would honor a surrender, why? Almost every time their is a surrender without breaking the military power of the nation they just return later to cause problems again. Go check out Napoleon (though luckily in that case Waterloo went horribly for him).

      Why do you discard the Potsdam Ultimatum? It was a warning, and Japan ignored it. From you reasoning you would show a test of your SECRET WEAPON just to convince them that the threat is real, thats just all around bad military advice. Using the weapon not only showed it's power, but it showed the willingness to use it if needed. Testing it may have done nothing, perhaps it would have rallied Japan and Russia to oppose us. To truly defeat your enemy you must break them of their will or ability to fight. Only when they realized not only that we had the power, but were willing to use it, did they unconditionally surrender. You must remember that the Japanese, especially at this time, had a very different sense of honor and duty. Would you conceive of American Kamikazes? By the way, the reason they used the second bomb was because even after the first they did not surrender. Perhaps they thought that it was a one shot and we could not duplicate the feat? Thus we would have no more power over them. The use of nukes may have saved countless lives in the long run, preventing any residual conflicts among the World Powers.

      You simplify the issue, as did I. But my point stands, its all well and good to sit back, 50+ years later and judge the actions of others who were in very difficult positions that you and I will never be in. Does that mean they were all right? No of course not. But you ignore three thousand years of human warfare and politics because it's easy to sit back in your chair, in ignorance, and spout crap you were spoon fed by someone else.

      I would love if there was no war in the world, it is a horrible thing and there is no glory in and of itself. But unfortunately their are still those out there who don't share that sentiment. Some of them cannot be reasoned with, they can not be converted, we cannot imprison them, they will fight to the death. What else are we to do?

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      "Now you know, and knowing is half the battle!"
    26. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 2, Informative

      The total casualty estimates if we had invaded Japan, based on the island hopping campaign so far in the war, were over 1 million allied and as many as 10 million total Japanese. We were planning on using gas, including captured Nazi nerve gas to cut down on allied casualties.

      Even if we had not invaded Japan, any potential non-nuclear outcome would have been MUCH worse.

      Japan depended heavily on inland water craft for transport. We had decimated this system and were in the process of finishing it off. Their railway system was very vulnerable to air attack and we were working on that two.

      Almost all agriculture in Japan at the time was FAR from most of the population. If we had simply continued to bombard Japan from the air, the Japanese people would have starved to death. The estimates run as high as 60% of the population in less than a year (1944 and 1945 were bad rice years to begin with). The Japanese leadership did not care. This did not take into account the fact that ALL allied prisoners would have died, along with possibly millions in China and other parts of Asia.

      Also, the USSR would have invaded more of the northern islands if the war had not ended when it did. If you think Berlin was a mess, think how bad THAT would have been.

    27. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Foppel · · Score: 1

      Your statistics are correct.

      Visit the Holocaust Museum in Hiroshima, and then tell if your statistics still matter

    28. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Funny

      People for the Ethical Treatment of Alien overlords?

    29. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Very moving and emotive. What would you have done that would have saved those lives?

    30. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      From what I understand your figures are the mid to high end estimates for casualties. I agree with you, but I wanted to be sure my figures were defensible, so I opted for the low end. I knew I could continue to make my point accepting high figures for the deaths from Hiroshima and Nagasaki and low figures for the deaths for Operation Downfall.

    31. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by BBandCMKRNL · · Score: 1

      Hell the United States is still handing out purple hearts of 1945 manufacture because of the anticipated casualties of the Japanese campaign were higher than the sum total of wounded or dead servicemen in every war since. Are you sure of this? There is a plant in Texas that has been making new Purple Heart medals for years. Check this http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/apps/pbcs.dll/ article?AID=/20070728/ADV06/70727133/2014/adv.
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    32. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by mfrank · · Score: 1

      Hate to burst your bubble, but not only did the Soviets know about the bomb before they were used, but they already had the blueprints.

    33. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      There was one condition.

      The Japanese got to keep their emperor.

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    34. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      You're repeating propaganda here.

      Germany was not assigned full blame for the war by the Versailles treaty. The treaty specified that Germany and its allies were to assume full responsibility for the ill effects.

      The Sudetenland (which I don't believe was a word in general use at the time) was never part of the German Empire. (It was part of the Holy Roman Empire, along with a whole lot of other territory that was never really German.) The Germans were upset that they couldn't snarf pieces of Austria-Hungary. In other words, that they couldn't have a large part in starting a war that inflicted tremendous amounts of harm on France and Russia (and much less on Germany), lose badly, and pick up some territory into the deal.

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    35. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      So, why didn't the Japanese surrender after the first bomb? It wasn't so much that the process took time as that the peace coalition didn't think it worth the extraordinary political maneuvers to outflank the war coalition until the US demonstrated the ability and willingness to nuke another city.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    36. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Hate to burst your bubble, but not only did the Soviets know about the bomb before they were used, but they already had the blueprints.

      Actually, my bad. I forgot Beria had started a program in 1942 after being tipped of by someone that the American physicists had been stopped publishing information about the topic.

      However, only after the atomic bombings in Japan happed did the Soviets know the American design worked. Had America played dumb and said the project was a waste and failure than the Soviets would have pursued the German design of dropping the entire reactor from the plane. (Which doesn't really work out that well)

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    37. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please check out "A Torch to the Enemy" about the firebombing of Japan. On the first night of the offensive, Tokyo lost more lives than Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined. And it was assaulted three more times. Several cities were estimated by the Japanese government to have been more then 96% destroyed overnight. If the nuclear bombings were to be considered part of this operation, the casualties, short and long term, would fall between 3 and 7% of total casualties. What makes the nuclear attacks stick out is the fact that they occured essentially instantaneously instead of over a 2+ hour period.

    38. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

      it is quite widely accepted that Japan was sure to surrender in a very short time anyway
      Hindsight is always 20-20 - it sure wasn't widely accepted then, particularly among the Japanese, many of whom were prepared to fight to the death.
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    39. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      So yeah... According to some of the major members of the US military and those who took part in the Manhattan project, the bombs were unneeded.

      Interestingly, none of the people quoted would have had the responsibility for actually invading Japanese Home Islands - even Nimitz would have been largely out of the picture once the troops hit the beaches.

      Any quotes from, say, MacArthur? The guy who would have actually done the invasion, if one had been done.

      Hindsight is easy. Try looking at the situation with EXACTLY the information in hand when the decision was made, rather than all the extra information available in 1948...

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    40. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      The sad truth is you wanted to test the bomb as well as show to the Soviet Union that you have some big guns

      Nonsense! Blowing up Fujiyama would have worked just fine to impress the Russians, even if they hadn't already known about the Manhattan Project. And the Bomb had already been tested, at Los Alamos.

      The reason we blew up Hiroshima was two-fold - one was to find out how much damage would be done to a city, sure. Note that we did more damage to Tokyo when we firebombed it than we did to Hiroshima.

      The second reason was that we only had two Bombs, with no chance of another before 1946. Wasting a Bomb on a volcano would have been silly, if the two Bombs had not, in fact, caused Japan to surrender.

      And frankly, the Emperor of Japan chose to intervene and force his Government to surrender as a direct result of Hiroshima. With no Bomb, there's no reason to believe that the militarists in Government wouldn't have been willing to fight on until the Americans hit the Beaches on Honshu (the SECOND part of the invasion of Japan, not the first).

      Note also that Hiroshima and Nagasaki (and several other cities) were specifically not bombed during the war, just in case we got the Bomb working and had to use it - we wanted to demonstrate a fully functional city's transformation to rubble with one Bomb, rather than just watching the rubble rearrange itself. This is from Hap Arnold's autobiography - apparently he had quite a time coming up with justifications for NOT bombing the cities on the list without spilling the beans about the Manhattan Project to people who weren't allowed to hear about that then.

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    41. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      A nuclear bomb the size of fatman or little boy would have barely scratched the surface of a mountain.

      How would you then communicate this explosion to the Japanese people? Would you show them pictures of the mountain and say "See this boulder was jostled a few meters to the left which shows just how terrible this new weapon is."

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    42. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Monday morning quarterback.

    43. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      The difference between WW I and WW II come down to that little thing called post-invasion planning. The Marshall plan was phenomenal, it got people working again, kept the power on, water running, etc.

      The Bush Administration feels that no such thing is necessary, which is why you have a massive insurgency in Iraq. If we kept the power on for more than 6 hours a day, gave the military that we fired new jobs, etc. we wouldn't be having the problems that we're having now. Of course the hubris of the neo-cons said that the State Department plan was dreck, but that plan advocated the very things I'm talking about.

      Regards nuking Japan, I'm ambivalent about the act. Partly because the evidence is now saying it was a political move more than an expedient move. Sure, losses would have been much higher if we had to island hop, but as others have pointed out we were ready for that.

    44. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 0, Troll

      Togo

      Tojo. Togo was the Russo-Japanese War, not WW2.

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    45. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Elaarni · · Score: 1

      Because the Japanese government didnt actually believe it was the Americans that did it.
      Which is reasonable really, considering the scale of devastation, something like that could only have been perpetrated by a thousand bombers or more, yet there had been no raid, so the idea 1 bomber and 1 bomb could have done something like this was pretty hard to swallow.

    46. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Elaarni · · Score: 1

      no matter how cruel they were, they sure were no Soviets


      Yea... You havnt heard of the Rape of Nanking? or Perhaps Unit 731? I strongly suggest reading up on even those 2 topics before deciding they were less cruel than the soviets.
    47. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Tacvek · · Score: 1

      That was the accepted condition after the bombs. A single condition of minor impact. The key is what conditions would Japan have required if the bombs were not used? It seems quite possible that there would have been additional conditions. If those conditions were not acceptable, the war would most likely have continued. It seems to be believed that a full invasion of Japan would have been unnecessary for acceptable terms of surrender. Many estimates indicate that far more casualties of all types (Allied, Japan Military, Japan Civilian) would have occurred in those battles. I do not know if this truly would have been the case. If it would have, then the use of the bombs may have been the best decision. If not, then it may have been a very poor decision. This is one case where hindsight does not appear to be 20/20.

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    48. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by burndive · · Score: 1

      Keep in mind that at the time, the general Japanese population was convinced that the allies were out to rape, pillage, and torture every last civilian they came across. There are Japanese people who, upon hearing that the Americans were coming, killed their own mothers, and sisters and grandfathers in order to spare them the expected atrocity. They were brainwashed by their government's propaganda to resist to the last man. It would not have been a pleasant invasion.

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    49. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A nuclear bomb like any weapon is merely a tool. You need to stop giving it some sort of exotic mythical symbolism.

      Far more lives, both American and Japanese, were spared by the using the bomb in Japan. Not to mention a lot of Chinese and Filipino lives were save, and the kidnap of women for military prostitutes was stopped.

      The reality of the situation was that it was an era of a *World War*. The world as a whole was going to hell in hand basket. This wasn't some police action like Korea, Vietnam, or even this minor ill planned and ill execute "war on terror". It was an era of industrialized war. No smart bombs. No lasers. No stealth bombers. No machine guns for your average solider.

      Sometime talk to someone that actually lived through the era. Better yet talk to a soldier or a pilot that actually fought. I know a gentleman that was an engineer on a B-29 (survived a cash landing even). He told me about how all parties involved had to carpet-bomb each other to destroy installations. They had to wipe out block after block after block to get just one factory. The US was carpet-bombing Japan by the end of the war. So you either nuke 'em once or twice or you carpet-bomb them with high explosives and incendiary bombs for months or years. Either way a lot people are going to die.

      In the end history shows the use of atomic weapons on Japan saved lives. In the end history shows that America helped to rebuild Japan. In the end history shows that America gave Japan back to the Japanese. In the end history shows that Japan and America became economic allies. In the end history shows that American and Japan became friends.

      And that old B-29 pilot I know? He loves Japan. He loves to visit, although he is getting too old to today.

    50. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Utter and total BS. Readup on it some - and not in lefty "10,000 reasons the USA is Satan" books either. It was a near thing for them surrendering even after 2 nukes. We were killing all their civilians and cities anyway with conventional firebombing. The ONLY thing the A-bomb did was make it easier. General LeMay would have burned every single building and person anyplace in Japan with conventional weapons sooner or latter. Also read up on what exactly the Japanese were up to. Read "Flyboys" for one . The Japanese ATE some POWs. Yes - you read that correctly - they fucking ATE some of our captured men. They also killed MORE people with SWORDS than we did with A-bombs. Given all they did, they are astoundingly lucky we didn;t nuke the home islands from one end to the other.

    51. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Paua+Fritter · · Score: 1

      Now you've changed your tune!

      First you asked whether it was "right" and concluded that it "was acceptable". Now you say it was "reprehensible". But nevertheless, you would still "in good conscience" make the same "reprehensible" decision, for reasons which were "actually" "reprehensible", though justified with "good excuses". I can't even fathom the moral confusion in your argument.

      Regarding the value to the Americans of using the bomb on civilians (vs just demonstrating it), I think you are correct that the main benefit of using it was to show not only that they had it, but that were "morally" prepared to use it, and would not e.g. quail at the prospect of committing genocide with it. In other words, the value of the bombings lay precisely in demonstrating that America's new military strength was not trammelled by moral considerations. In other words, an act of terror, an ideological act, a demonstration not so much of the bomb itself, but of the brutality of the American state. Modern historians will say it was the opening gambit of the Cold War with the USSR, and the germ of the later MAD stalemate.

      The "targeting of military infrastructure" you mentioned (by contrasting with OBL) is a misdirection. It's clear that the a-bombings were actually for other strategic ends ("terror" is what we'd call it today, if we weren't so imbued with respect for "our" great military leaders of the past), and the actual tactical value of the destruction of the 2 cities was nil. Hence the contrast with OBL's terror (which you allege was not targeted at the military - incidentally ignoring the attack on the Pentagon) is invalid.

      Your statements regarding "the State" are also misdirection. What does it matter, morally, if OBL was not an elected president? Does wearing a uniform, or sitting in an oval office, make otherwise reprehensible acts praiseworthy? It seems so?

    52. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Bob+Cat+-+NYMPHS · · Score: 1

      The USSR had spies at Trinity - they knew within days that the plutonium device worked. They already had known the uranium device would work, it's dead simple - and that's why the first test of it was on Hiroshima.

    53. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      An interesting combination of Ad Hominem and a straw man.
      I said the justification that was in the minds of those using the bomb was reprehensible. Not the decision itself. Is that so hard to grasp? They made the right choice, for the wrong reason.
      Your next points disregard the rules of war glibly. Your philosophy would cause more civilian death than a thousand of the men who undertook Hiroshima. You do not understand the nature of war.

    54. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but not unconditionally surrender. Blah-blah. Why do you guys keep ignoring that there was one change made to the conditions of the surrender? Just about the only one the Japanese insisted upon?
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    55. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite.

      While I am sure there was some confusion over whether the Americans had done it the Japanese were well aware of the capability of nuclear weaponry as they were working on developing such devices themselves. There is quite reasonable evidence, which admitedly needs on the ground verification at the test site, that the Japanese test detonated a nuclear bomb in what is now North Korean territory a few days before Hiroshima occured.

      My understanding is that based on their own experience in preparation and fabrication the initial estimation was that the US had only one nuclear bomb in its arsenal.

      There is a quite good Discovery documentary about Japan's nuclear ambitions and the evidence for thinking Japan had secretly completed a test out there.

    56. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof or links, please.

    57. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Elaarni · · Score: 1

      Ive seen the CBC documentary, its pretty good.

      I wouldnt call them "Well aware" of the capabilities of atomic weapons though, both the Manhattan project AND the Japanese project were all conducted under the strictest of secrecy, almost NO ONE really knew the capabilities of the weapons, even the pilots that dropped the bombs were in shock, and if the documentaries have it at all correct, it would appear that the Japanese navy were completely running the show for their own project on their own with very little interaction from the government or the other services, so its not unreasonable that the civillian government (the ones that actually made the decision to surrender eventually, not the military) had no idea at all of the power of these weapons. Ive actually read reports that Tokyo was under the impression it was a natural disaster (earthquake or somesuch) for almost a day and a half afterwards.

    58. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by doom · · Score: 1

      Very moving and emotive. What would you have done that would have saved those lives?

      Well, This is my idea.

    59. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Proof or links, please.
      Skull trophies of the Pacific War: transgressive objects of remembrance
      Dr. Simon Harrison, University of Ulster, Coleraine
      http://www.science.ulster.ac.uk/research/psycholog y/profiles/s_harrison/core.html
    60. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      Your idea has been addressed else where, but I will point out the obvious problems.

      Your plan needs 3 bombs (between 4 and 6 if you want to do more than one strike and you are lucky), and they only had 2, with the next one some time away. Every week of delay cost lives (Japanese, American, Chinese etc., and soon Russian).

      Your plan demonstrates an unwillingness to use the bomb, precisely the opposite of what you want to do.

      You plan alerts Japan to the existence of the bomb. At this stage in the war Japan was not intercepting small bomber groups to conserve fuel. You make it obvious you have the bomb, then they would have started intercepting again.

      Any human being whose reaction to the death of a quarter of a million people isn't sheer horror is a monster. However, that doesn't make the alternatives better.

    61. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Glock27 · · Score: 1
      "The only nit I have is that there may very well be future moments when nuclear weapons are our best alternatives, Barack "Osama" Obama notwithstanding."

      lol. OK, I reply on the same topic on which the parent got a +5 insightful, and get modded offtopic.

      Must have been an Obamasama lover. Too bad your guy will never be President.

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    62. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Elaarni · · Score: 1

      Every physicist knew with 100% certainty that the "gun" design would work, it did not need to be tested. The only design no one was sure that they could make work was the implosion method, this is why the trinity test took place. Dropping the bombs was not a test of the gun design, everyone knew it would work, nor was it a test of the implosion design, that had already been tested.

    63. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by pbaer · · Score: 2, Funny

      People for Eating Tasty Aliens.

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    64. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't fathom it? What are you, stupid? It's perfectly fathomable.

    65. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by professionalfurryele · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected. While the sum of the casualties since WWII wouldn't have run out the stock pile of purple hearts of 1945 manufacture, the design was changed and new ones are manufactured. Those new design purple hearts are what are currently being awarded.

    66. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by BBandCMKRNL · · Score: 1

      I wasn't aware of the new design, so I guess it's my turn to sit corrected.

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    67. Re:S.T.U.P.I.D. by doom · · Score: 1

      Your plan needs 3 bombs (between 4 and 6 if you want to do more than one strike and you are lucky), and they only had 2, with the next one some time away.

      Presuming you're correct -- which for me is a big presumption -- a variant of the plan could be performed with only two bombs. (1) Demo first, with threat to hit some unspecified city; (2) Hit the city only if surrender is not forthcoming.

      Your plan demonstrates an unwillingness to use the bomb, precisely the opposite of what you want to do.

      Because it's a rough and tough world and you've got to show you're tougher and nastier than anyone else on the planet -- but this isn't working so well for the Bush regime is it? There's something to be said for keeping the moral high ground.

      Any human being whose reaction to the death of a quarter of a million people isn't sheer horror is a monster.

      But this is just a verbal fig-leaf from you: you believe in being rough and tough and showing how nasty you are don't you?

      However, that doesn't make the alternatives better.

      Correct: it's all a matter of second-guessing on my part, and in any case, no one can play the counter-factual game with any certainty. Still, it's interesting that even at the time, a lot of people on the inside had their reservations, didn't they?

  29. Re:Where the hell is Wesley Crusher when you need by Dunbal · · Score: 1

    then explain it with a simple analogy!

          Well see, it's like a car...

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  30. What about other options? by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They claim 10-100 times more effective than other methods. First of all they dont define more effective. Second of all, they seem to dismiss ideas like a gravity tug out of hand as not developed enough.

    The idea of throwing nukes at an object of potentially unknown size bugs me, especially when much more controlled options exist. All that needs to be done is to nudge the NEO out of small zones known as "keyholes" that are small, finite portions of space where the pull of the Earth will push the object into a collision course on its next orbit rather than another random non-intersecting orbit.

    A fairly massive object (something a Delta IV Heavy could launch) would be perfectly capable of handling an Apophis sized object with enough lead time (on the order of years, but certainly less than decades), by flying in formation with the object in the right location to shift its orbit slightly. This is a lot easier than Apollo, which we pulled off in less than 10 years, so to dismiss it as too difficult is ridiculous, and it seems a lot more responsible than launching nukes at an object we dont fully understand.

    Just my thoughts anyway.

    1. Re:What about other options? by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They claim 10-100 times more effective than other methods. First of all they dont define more effective. Second of all, they seem to dismiss ideas like a gravity tug out of hand as not developed enough.

      The idea of throwing nukes at an object of potentially unknown size bugs me, especially when much more controlled options exist. All that needs to be done is to nudge the NEO out of small zones known as "keyholes" that are small, finite portions of space where the pull of the Earth will push the object into a collision course on its next orbit rather than another random non-intersecting orbit.

      A fairly massive object (something a Delta IV Heavy could launch) would be perfectly capable of handling an Apophis sized object with enough lead time (on the order of years, but certainly less than decades), by flying in formation with the object in the right location to shift its orbit slightly. This is a lot easier than Apollo, which we pulled off in less than 10 years, so to dismiss it as too difficult is ridiculous, and it seems a lot more responsible than launching nukes at an object we dont fully understand.


      Did you read the full study? It quantifies the "gravity tractor" along with the other methods mentioned, the gravity tractor being the most useless, other than conventional explosives. If you don't like nuclear, a simple high-velocity kinetic impactor is the next most effective (as long as it's a single solid object).
    2. Re:What about other options? by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      The difference is is that they're operating by brute force, pushing the object way out of the way. But, a more nuanced subtle approach, characterizing NEO's orbits more and more accurately if they seem to be a threat, and making these small course corrections seems to be a much more responsible approach. I guess its good to have the nuke option on the table if a big one comes out of nowhere with less than a years warning time, or something like that; I guess a long-period object has the potential to do that and be missed until too late.

    3. Re:What about other options? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "More effective" in this context means either (or some combination of both) that the method in question is capable of deflecting a larger mass or deflecting the same mass with less lead time.

      A fairly massive object (something a Delta IV Heavy could launch) would be perfectly capable of handling an Apophis sized object with enough lead time (on the order of years, but certainly less than decades), by flying in formation with the object in the right location to shift its orbit slightly. This is a lot easier than Apollo, which we pulled off in less than 10 years, so to dismiss it as too difficult is ridiculous, and it seems a lot more responsible than launching nukes at an object we dont fully understand.

      This is incredibly wrong. The delta-v required to put a sufficiently massive object into the same orbit as any object on an arbitrary earth-intersecting orbit is going to be enormous. You can possibly (for incredibly small values of possible) use gravitational sling-shotting to throw your weight near the NEO, but that's simply delaying the fuel requirement for later when you then need to counteract the momentum gained by sling-shotting to match the velocity of the NEO. "Sir, we can get to the NEO in 3 months if we slingshot around Venus, but we'll be traveling at 30,000km/hr in the wrong direction when we get there".

      All told, when the fate of the planet is is at stake, you go with proven, time-tested technology (nukes, heavy extra-orbital launch platforms) rather than hypothetical ones (scopes guaranteed to detect all possible threats decades in advance, as-yet-undesigned ultra-heavy extra-orbital launch platforms). The fact that the former is a viable solution to a wider range of threats (lower lead time, superior deflection capability for the same lead time and lift capability) is just gravy.

    4. Re:What about other options? by khallow · · Score: 1

      The idea of throwing nukes at an object of potentially unknown size bugs me

      Why should this bother you? We have a pretty good idea of how big things are in the Solar System. I, personally, would be more concerned about the consistency of the object. There's a good chance that it is just a gravel pile (or perhaps cemented with some sort of volatiles like ice). I gather that a nuke would interact with it in a different way than it would with a more rigid object. I bet however that the study above has considered the composition of the object.
    5. Re:What about other options? by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Occurs to me that the predictability of an orbit altered by a gentle nudge may well exceed that of an orbit altered by a solid whack.

      Would you rather the object remained trackable and predictable, or became unstable and maybe whangs into us a few orbits later?

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    6. Re:What about other options? by Bazer · · Score: 1

      Stick a probe on it while you're at it.

    7. Re:What about other options? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      I'd rather they just whack it out of solar orbit and into the sun. Problem solved.

    8. Re:What about other options? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Probably the safest option, over the longest possible timeframe.

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    9. Re:What about other options? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Good thought.

      Or better yet, stick a robot research station on it and bang it off toward the edge of the solar system. Instant long-distance probe.

      Or as another poster suggested, bang it toward the sun. Its mass might shelter a research robot long enough to get better data than we'd get from just shooting naked probes into the sun.

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  31. worse yet ... by blandthrax · · Score: 4, Insightful

    April 13, 2029 is a Friday.

    1. Re:worse yet ... by Sergeant+Pepper · · Score: 2, Funny

      4/13/2029?

      4+1+3+2+2+9=21

      Then add how many people you would need left after the event to repopulate the earth (assuming no Slashdotters)...
      21+2=23

      My god. It has come for us all.

    2. Re:worse yet ... by flyboyfred · · Score: 1

      Don't say things like that. It's bad luck to be superstitious.

      D'oh!

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  32. Re:Yes by onemorechip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd also like to know how the shark moves through the air.

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  33. Cool by fishthegeek · · Score: 1

    Liv Tyler is still hot... I hope they keep her. I hear that Cowboy Neal is going to try out for Ben Affleck's part and that the title is going to be "Armageddon II: This time we'll just shoot the fucker".

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    1. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems more like "Armageddon II, the Search for More Money".

    2. Re:Cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is easily the fucking weakest attempt at humor that I've ever witnessed. You're trying way too hard.

  34. Great Idea by drsquare · · Score: 1, Funny

    And if there are no asteroids, just direct the nukes to Argentina instead. Two birds with one stone.

    1. Re:Great Idea by largesnike · · Score: 1

      if this is a reference to Starship Troopers, then the mods were probably a little cruel

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    2. Re:Great Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey!!! I'm from argentina!! Why do you hate us?? You are behaving like a terrorist?? Are you a terrorist??

  35. Take a math class by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The probability of the Earth catching an extinction asteroid this year is very small. Like compound interest however, over time the small fractions add up to more than one. Ultimately this outcome is not only certain, but it's certain to happen more than once. Not that we would care about the second and third times.

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    1. Re:Take a math class by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      The yearly risk of an "extinction asteroid" isn't compounded like interest, in any way. You don't understand either probability or compounding.

      "Ultimately" the Earth will indeed probably get hit by an "extinction asteroid". It probably happened once, 65M years ago, so it can probably happen again. But the odds of it happening sometime in the next 1000 years is so much smaller than all the certain risks we should spend the money on first that I'd like to hear you asking for the right priorities. Even if they're not as sexy as asteroid paranoia.

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  36. nukes in the atmosphere by SolusSD · · Score: 1

    Plenty of Nukes have been set off high in our atmosphere. It is actually more dangerous if the nuke doesn't 'go nuclear' and disintegrates in our atmosphere. I recall a NASA incedent where a radioactive decay powered probe burned up in our atmosphere. Now virtually every living organizsm has a measurable amount of radioactive isotopes in them.

    1. Re:nukes in the atmosphere by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Informative
      Plenty of Nukes have been set off high in our atmosphere.

      The radiation from the nuke isn't the problem with that. The main effects are (a) EMP and interfering with electrical equipment, and (b) fucking up the magnetosphere, and possibly reducing the Earth's shielding from cosmic radiation. Neither of which are good, but better to risk those effects than the certainty of a large asteroid hit.

      -b.

    2. Re:nukes in the atmosphere by agengr · · Score: 1

      Like potassium? That has been in living organisms for far longer than we have been conducting above-ground nuclear tests.

    3. Re:nukes in the atmosphere by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      A snap generator isn't a nuclear weapon or usually a reactor. Above ground testing did release Strontium 90 which is in all of our bones and that got pushed up high into the atmosphere where it precipitated out. Iodine 121 "I think" is probably the worst fall out product it is short lived which means that it is very hot. Being Iodine you body sucks it up and stores it in your thyroid. That is why after Chernobyl they where giving people all over Europe large doses of Iodine. The goal was to saturate everyones thyroid so it couldn't take up the bad Iodine. Strontium is bad because it "look" like calcium so your body stores it in your bones. Ones there is stays there practically forever.
      Again we have already dumped lots of fall out in to the atmosphere. Not a great idea but then lead in gas and paint where also pretty dumb.

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    4. Re:nukes in the atmosphere by corbettw · · Score: 1

      (b) fucking up the magnetosphere, and possibly reducing the Earth's shielding from cosmic radiation I'm no physicist, but my bullshit detector is clanging pretty damn loudly right now. I have a hard time believing that a single nuke, even one on the order of the Tsar Bomba (100 megatons) would do anything substantial or lasting to the magnetosphere. This just sounds like fear mongering.
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  37. So we launch a nuke... by TwoScoopsOfPig · · Score: 0

    ... at an asteroid. Asteroid deflected, yay us, go team. Weeks later, as radiation rains down from on high, we look back on our decision as "ill-planned" and "misguided." This is a good thing? I mean sure we avoided a mass extinction, but we caused another. Just my $0.02.

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    1. Re:So we launch a nuke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radiation rains down from on high? I think you are high ;) There is always radiation 'on high', a tiny nuke far out in space won't affect us.

    2. Re:So we launch a nuke... by MyLongNickName · · Score: 1

      Ever hear of the inverse square law?

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    3. Re:So we launch a nuke... by ShamrawkNRoll88 · · Score: 1

      Do you, by any chance, know exactly what the sun is?

      Or any star for that matter?

    4. Re:So we launch a nuke... by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      Do you think the radiation from a nuke comes close to the daily bombardment of the earth by the sun, that's normally handled by the magnetosphere?

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      Anyone who loves or hates any language, platform, or manufacturer, doesn't know what they're talking about.
    5. Re:So we launch a nuke... by Alaria+Phrozen · · Score: 1

      That is unless that "tiny nuke far out in space" shatters the crystalline conduit which inadvertently frees the evil villains General Zod, Ursa, and Non from the Phantom Zone.

      Now I admit, this is a pretty obscure reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superman_II and probably a little long...

  38. Classic by imstanny · · Score: 1

    I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here?

    1. Re:Classic by Gazzonyx · · Score: 1

      I remember this one! This is one where the coyote sat his ass in a slingshot then strapped himself to an acme rocket. Is that what we're doing here? Yeah, and we've nominated you to play the part of coyote; good luck, pilot! ;)
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  39. Cosmic Billiard balls by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

    I can very easily see how an attempt to divert a near miss could turn it into an something far more dangerous.
    The effects of such a blast could easily turn a meteor into a cloud of large boulders some of which will impact the earth.

    With blast patterns, most of the force will push the center of gravity away from the source of the blast, some will be deflected back in the opposite direction towards the blast.
    For example look at the high speed photos of an apple being shot with a bullet, some of the apple is ejected back in the direction of the bullet.
    even if the debris miss us, now we will have a much higher chance of scattered smaller meteors hitting us in the next pass.

      This is why the gentler approaches are preferred, keeping the meteor in one piece, by using a solar sail or ion engines.

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    1. Re:Cosmic Billiard balls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > turn it into an something far more dangerous

      I can see how you might think avoiding a huge impact, but suffering a number of much smaller impacts could be far more dangerous. Basically, you must be an idiot.

    2. Re:Cosmic Billiard balls by John+Sokol · · Score: 1

      Please read, I said a "Near Miss", meaning if it's close but not going to hit and we try to divert it, it could cause pieces to hit.

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  40. Why don't we capture it by EEPROMS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Instead of destroying what will be a huge supply of mass and resources why dont we put it into orbit between the moon and earth. One of the major issues with space exploration is "mass and fuel" as it costs a fortune to put it into space. I think we are wasting a huge opportunity here to accelerate space exploration while making it 1,000 times more cost effective.

    1. Re:Why don't we capture it by Bob+of+Dole · · Score: 1

      Because it's going to be hard enough to knock a big one far enough off course to miss us.

      It'd be a thousand times harder to knock it just far enough off course to miss, but get stuck in near-earth orbit. Far better to knock it as far away as we can.

    2. Re:Why don't we capture it by evanbd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're thinking about distance in space all wrong. For purposes of impact likelihood, how many kilometers away it is going to be matters. For ease of getting it into orbit, it's close to irrelevant. Given time, moving things long distances in space is easy. You just have to do it slowly. So an asteroid that is very far away (relative to impact distances) at closest approach is not necessarily hard to move. What *is* hard is changing something's *velocity*. That takes propellant (or a long time with a solar sail or whatever -- regardless, it's hard). Apophis has over 5 km/s of "hyperbolic excess velocity" -- ie the speed it would be moving when it got here ignoring Earth's gravity. To bring it into orbit, you have to apply that much delta-v and then some -- so around 6-7 km/s (sorry, not going to do the math in detail right now). In contrast, there are plenty of near Earth asteroids that don't present an impact risk, but have well under 1 km/s of hyperbolic excess velocity. That makes them around 6x easier to bring into orbit per unit mass (or more, if you're stuck with relatively crude propulsion systems).

    3. Re:Why don't we capture it by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Because it will take an incredible amount of energy to shift any such asteroid from a solar orbit to an Earth orbit - think tens of orders of magnitude more. (And applied far more precisely than 'get it the [censored] away kick.) We simply don't have the propulsion systems with the energy and precision needed.
       
      It's incredibly expensive to get into space not because resources aren't available, but because we keep doing things the Same Old Way. Having an asteroid in orbit won't fix that.

    4. Re:Why don't we capture it by Tynin · · Score: 1

      Sure, it would be MUCH harder to slow down the asteroid and get it to play nicely in orbit around us. However I think the parent meant was if it was in orbit, and it had a few trillion $ worth of diamonds and helium 3, suddenly the cost of putting rockets up is just part of a business expense for our shiny new asteroid mining colony... I know it might as well be impossible with current tech (maybe slap a nice solar sail parachute on its butt and a rocket on the front end??? way to simple to work me thinks) but I'd love to see them try with another less potentially earth killing asteroid.

    5. Re:Why don't we capture it by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      However I think the parent meant was if it was in orbit, and it had a few trillion $ worth of diamonds and helium 3, suddenly the cost of putting rockets up is just part of a business expense for our shiny new asteroid mining colony.

      And if pigs had wings - suddenly there would be a demand for umbrellas to protect us from the pigshit.
       
       

      Sure, it would be MUCH harder to slow down the asteroid and get it to play nicely in orbit around us. [...] I know it might as well be impossible with current tech (maybe slap a nice solar sail parachute on its butt and a rocket on the front end??? way to simple to work me thinks)

      That's the thing - we'd have to slow it down (a bunch) in one direction while accelerating it (a bunch) in a different one, the energy levels involved are going to be on the order of 'the entire Earth's current energy output for a decade'.
  41. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    >I'd also like to know how the shark moves through the air.

    Obvious.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laser_propulsion

  42. Re:nukes overhead by Muhammar · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Nuke explosion high in the orbit was tested as a radiation shield in antibalistic missile experiments (Operation Argus, by Nick Christofilos of Lawrence Livermore fame) and it was found ineffective for the defense purpose. A side-product of these experiments with artificial radiation shields was discovery of Van Allen radiation belts.

    It was later found by accident that multimegatonn explosion high in the orbit can dump lots of charged particles (mostly high-energy electrons) into Van Allen belts where they persist for many weeks during which time they gradually degrade solar panels and electronics of satelites - this happened in 60s (after operation Starfish Prime about 5 satelites went silent...)

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  43. April 13, 2029 by SetupWeasel · · Score: 3, Funny

    My 51st birthday. If it does hit, at least I will have some student loans left when I die.

    1. Re:April 13, 2029 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well at least I won't be the only one on my 51st birthday dying on my 51st birthday!

    2. Re:April 13, 2029 by caluml · · Score: 1

      OK, so we've got your birthdate.
      Say, did you ever have a pet when you were young? What was your first pet's name?

    3. Re:April 13, 2029 by thewiz · · Score: 1

      Think you have it bad? That'll be one week and one day after my 63rd birthday; only four years short of retirement.

      So close, yet so far...

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  44. We need some Bending units. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

    They could just fart the Earth out of the asteroid's path like they did in Futurama, and end global warming to boot!

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  45. Uh, that's not a Friday, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing to worry about...never mind.

  46. April 13, 2029 by Jehosephat2k · · Score: 1

    Just as I figured. It's a Friday.

  47. Hummm. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if we are not being told all that we should?

  48. What I see happening - by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    They send a bomb, it blows up. It turns out the asteroid is mostly gravel and crap, so the force is largely absorbed, and instead of one multi-zillion ton of crap, we have multi-zillion tons of crap falling on us. Instead of one big BOOM at landing, it just heats up the earth's atmosphere and we all fry.

    Great.

    RS

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  49. Re:Where the hell is Wesley Crusher when you need by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think Wesley Crusher has all the "suck conversion" anyone needs...

  50. But what if it was going to hit another country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One that, well, one that we don't like very much.

    Say we could figure it accurately enough to know that the damaging effects would be limited to countries which are not our allies, and which are our sworn enemies... and say they have nukes, but they are not advanced enough to predict that the asteroid will hit them the way we have done. What if Osama bin Laden is in the path of the asteroid?

    You are President of the United States and the information is currently known only to you and a small handful of NASA scientists. What do you do?

    Yeah, it's a cheesy question, but do we not have an obligation to save our enemies?

  51. Re:clean nukes are just old propaganda by Muhammar · · Score: 4, Informative

    It is not true at all that "most modern weapons are much cleaner than the bombes of the 50s. In fact the fusion yield of modern weapons accounts for less than 40% of the total yield, most of the yield actually comes from fission of the uranium container that doubles as a reflector. "clean weapons" can be produced by using non-fissionable reflector like lead, this causes at leat 40% increase in total weight of the weapon design while reducing the total yield approximately to one half. The example of a super-clean bomb is Tsar Bomba that exploded at about 52MT, a lead-reflected test of a 100MT design.

    For military the intense radiation from fission of the uranium reflector is an "added bonus". The premium in thermonuclear warhead design is on light weight and narrow diameter (long narrow-cone re-entry vehicles have much better precision than fat ones) in compromise with low cost (low consumption of expensive materials like tritium and plutonium) and high reliability.

    The clean weapon was a temporary fad in 50s and early 60s, it was used by rival weapon design team to justify existence of Lawrence Livermore Laboratory and was oversold, being seized upon by politicians it got disproportionate coverage in print - but it never resulted in a weaponised design. The reality is that even a "clean" bomb designs are still an order of magnitude dirtier than Hiroshima and don't offer any military advantage so they are not stockpiled. The peaceful uses of clean nukes like digging harbors and re-livening natural gas and oil fields never materialized as it turned out that produced crater (or gas) was unpleasantly radioactive (because of neutron-induced radiation, with long-lived radioisotopes like C-14 and tritium)

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  52. Re:clean nukes are just old propaganda by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

    I was thinking of some of the very dirty bombs of the 50s.
    My bad.

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  53. Two problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How does one safely get a nuclear device into orbit? Current launch vehicles have a nasty habbit of failing.

    How long is the shelf life of such a device in orbit and exactly how do they plan to dispose of it should it malfunction or reach end of life.

    1. Re:Two problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why, they shove it up your ass and shoot you out of a cannon, of course. You're thinking of the shuttle, numbnuts. We're not sending a nuke into space aboard a freaking space shuttle.

  54. That's great, but someone should tell Obama, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a.k.a. Dr. Strangelove not to blow his wad 18 months early about this plan...

  55. What will actually happen by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    Of course, the Apophis-level event is nothing to worry about. If we're faced with the Anubis-level event, however, our attempts to use a nuclear blast to destroy the asteroid will result in a cataclysmic solar-system-destroying detonation due to the large amount of naquadah in the asteroid's core.

    We'd better get to work on those hyperdrives!

  56. So who all is in on this conspiracy? by catbutt · · Score: 1

    All the scientists? There are lots of them you know. And I doubt they are being paid enough for each and every one of them to keep their mouths shut.

    1. Re:So who all is in on this conspiracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the Doc has a good lie to explain this, but he is busy masturbating to the dailykos right now.

    2. Re:So who all is in on this conspiracy? by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Practically none of the scientists need to be on the "conspiracy" (if you want a scary word for the government's standard operational "covert program"). They just get more budget for surprisingly well received research projects that augment the ongoing secret Star Wars research (now in its second quarter century). Why question the government's counterintuitive generosity while its going broke from conventional wars, unsupportable tax cuts and unpayable debts, when you're getting your cut of the dream? And when no one would answer those questions anyway, but maybe put you on a terrorist watch list.

      I watched it happen in the 1980s with covert Star Wars research funding atmospheric simulations under cover of "pure math". People surrounding the local program suspected it was Star Wars, but didn't want to jeopardize the exceptional funding by rocking the boat. Then Congress stopped the funding, and suddenly the rumors were confirmed by deduction.

      If you want a name of a scientist who is in on it, and who does know, you're looking for Michael Griffin, NASA Chief, who got his budget boosted literally to the stratosphere by the falling Tom Delay, just as Bush announced the new NASA priority is to support CIA/Pentagon work on "space supremacy". Griffin used to be Deputy Director of the Star Wars org, though that resume credit was edited out of his Wikipedia entry last Spring, as Bush was announcing NASA's Star Wars priorities.

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  57. Define "evil"? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Is the end of the "Earth as we know it" evil?

    Or just another cosmic event?

    Discuss amongst yourselves... if the "end of the world" happens sooner, rather than later, I don't think it will affect my inevitable fate one way or the other.

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  58. 2029 by mattsqz · · Score: 1

    april 13th 2029?

    2+0+2+9=13

    somebody wake the 911 conspiracy theorists from their slumber!

    1. Re:2029 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes! yes! i want to hear the explanation of how this event in 2029 will be george bush's fault! i can just see it. "if you look at the way the meteor split, you can clearly see that it was detonated by explosives planted INSIDE the meteor, and not the external explosion of the nuke. the fragment which fell on north korea was cleary intended to by the trajectory of the internal explosion. and that other piece of debris that came apart later? it didn't even get hit by the nuke. it was destroyed by government agents who have been reading our email the last 25 years!"

  59. But SG-1.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    destroyed Apophis!

  60. Summary of the charts in the full study.... by E++99 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Momentum change [in log10(kg m/s)], given a 9,000kg vehicle launch mass:
    Nuclear, Subsurface: 11.9
    Nuclear, Surface: 11.5
    Nuclear, Standoff - Neutron: 10.3
    Nuclear, Standoff - X-ray: 9.9
    Kinetic @50km/s (avg): 9.0
    Kinetic @10km/s (avg): 8.5
    Surface Thruster (non-rotating asteroid) @10 years: 8.1
    Surface Thruster (rotating asteroid) @10 years: 7.7
    Gravity Tractor, @10 years: 6.9
    Conventional Explosive, Subsurface: 6.8
    Conventional Explosive, Surface: 6.4

    Momentum change [in log10(kg m/s)] required to deflect the following:
    Hypothetical long-period 1km comet with 9-24 months to impact: 12.8
    Hypothetical 1km asteroid 15yr ahead: 10.5
    VD17, a 500m asteroid for 2088: 9.6
    Apophis after 2029 approach, assuming a 2036 a collision prediction: 9.4
    Hypothetical 200m asteroid 10 yr ahead: 8.7
    Apophis by 2029 (with current orbit knowledge): 8.5
    Apophis by 2029 (with highly accurate orbit knowledge): 6.3

    The point of the distinction between the last two is that the probability window we have to push out of the earth's path becomes much smaller the more accurately we know the orbital parameters of the object. So the more accurately we can calculate it, the less we have to actually push it (up to a point, of course). Also, it looks like very little is gained by exploding things underground as opposed to on the surface. So we apparently aren't going to need a crack team of good-looking drilling experts after all.

    1. Re:Summary of the charts in the full study.... by fredmosby · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are using a logarithmic scale so a sub-sueface blast is twice as large as a surface blast. 10^11.9 vs. 10^11.4 We may need Bruce Willis after all.

    2. Re:Summary of the charts in the full study.... by E++99 · · Score: 1

      Still, it's only twice as effective. So it would presumably be a lot easier and more reliable to send two surface-impact missiles than to send one that is capable of boring into the surface. Plus the latter requires a whole nother scale of intelligence gathering about the rock. Add to all that the fact that Bruce Willis is indispensable here on earth.

    3. Re:Summary of the charts in the full study.... by twistedmentat · · Score: 1

      You're the guy I was looking for. If we wish to change the directory or speed of the asteroid could we not increase its mass significantly? What types of matter could we send its way which would stick to it thereby increasing its mass sufficiently to cause a miss? Alternativley, are there ways in which we could change the reflective nature of the object such that it creates a primitive solar drive? Perhaps paint the sucker white or silver? Additionally, is there a way to warp space using a nuclear blast such that the relativistic effects cause a miss? What about spearing it with numerous relatively cheap and simplistic harpoons which will have a long teather which will itself deploy solar sails? What about sending out darts which peirce it and then vibrate at a specific frequency which causes the object to break up or slow down or speed up because of the vibrational effects on mass/momentum/you'rethescientisthere? Moreover, if peirced with the vibrating darts said darts using relatively simple mechanisms could ascertain the structure of the object vis a vis how said object responded to the vibrations which themselves could be varied. This information could then be related back to earth and used to vary the frequency of the vibration to acheive optimal effects. Actually, this is a great idea which should precede any attempt to use a nuclear stand off device. Use darts to figure out structure then determine the particulars of using any type of nukes.

    4. Re:Summary of the charts in the full study.... by soibudca · · Score: 1

      mod up informative

  61. Do we really need a powerful bomb? by MtViewGuy · · Score: 1

    I think using a modified B83 nuclear bomb to detonate on a relatively small asteroid is kind of overkill. A better solution would probably be using a smaller nuclear device derived from the B61 bomb detonated in the 35-40 kT range. All we need to do is the change the trajectory of the asteroid in question, and detonating a relatively small nuclear bomb on the asteroid may change the trajectory just enough to miss Earth by fairly substantial margins.

    1. Re:Do we really need a powerful bomb? by s0c0 · · Score: 1

      You must work for NASA

  62. Re:Where the hell is Wesley Crusher when you need by absoluteflatness · · Score: 1

    Like a balloon...and something bad happens!

  63. Capture that darn thing! by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

    We should be considering what it would take to steer Apophis into a stable orbit. Can you imagine the amount of raw material on that thing? It would be a heyday for science, and then the space progam, and then the economy. Any manufacturing we could do with that significant quantity of iron and rock in space rather than this precious biosphere is worth looking into, and it's a lot easier to bring things down here than to launch them up there.

    And no, I don't mean making "rods from God" or any of that other military nonsense.

    1. Re:Capture that darn thing! by Reziac · · Score: 1

      While putting it into Earth orbit would be useful, the slightest miscalculation could lead to a future impact we may not have time to control or prevent. But maybe we could aim to have it impact the moon (*if* it wouldn't change the moon's orbit) which would effectively capture it without such a direct future risk.

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    2. Re:Capture that darn thing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, while they're are at it, I'll just ask NASA to gently land it in my backyard.

    3. Re:Capture that darn thing! by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      Capturing an asteroid is thousands or millions of times harder than deflecting it. If you have years or decades notice you only have to nudge the asteroid by a small fraction of a meter per second, if you want to capture it into earth orbit you're going to have to slow it by some kilometers per second.

      Since we're debating the feasibility of even nudging an asteroid off a collision course, capturing one is right out.

  64. Da video by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

    Here are a few examples from this documentary. BTW, I own both Atomic Bomb movies. Awsome stuff! Can't wait for the high-def version.

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  65. Re:Yes by E++99 · · Score: 1

    I'd also like to know how the shark moves through the air.

    The standoff neutron bomb. 1,001 uses.
  66. FUD! by woolio · · Score: 1
    They claim 10-100 times more effective than other methods. First of all they dont define more effective. Second of all, they seem to dismiss ideas like a gravity tug out of hand as not developed enough.

    Indeed... (The next set of numbers came from ass). Perhaps the best alternative had a probabilty of success of 0.01 percent. Maybe nukes have a 1 in 100 change of succeeding.

    It's new! It's improved! Its 100X more effective...

    Unlike other slashdotters, I wonder if this is really just another plot to get very long-range nukes in geo-synchronous orbit.

    The higher-ups at NASA are doing one of two things:

    1. They are actually being extremely magnanous and trying to develop something to protect the entire planet.

      • NASA expects sufficient support from Congress to develop this technology.
      • There are actually enough congressmen who are willing to throw money at this idea. (Perhaps they see potential pork!?!)
      • There are enough congressmen that such an action will increase their changes for re-election. (i.e. They won't be seen as wasting tax-payer money)
      • The public is significantly concerned about asteriod impacts, not to mention terrorism, the economy, and our dependance on fossil fuels.


    2. The military is very interested in this type of "asteriod" defense. The satellites will probably have the ability to do a "180" and point toward earth (quotes since its really in 3D).


    Gee. Which one is more likely?
  67. Would an artificial atmosphere help? by mattr · · Score: 1

    It seems clear that a craft that can remain on or near a target asteroid would be more efficient in detecting its actual path and gradually steering it into a safe trajectory. I am wondering now if it might also be possible for such a craft to improve the effects of a nuke by for example generating a gaseous envelope around the asteroid that could capture horizontally directed energy, if it is icy, or creating a column of pulverized bits of rocky or metallic asteroid directly beneath the nuke's standoff target, creating essentially a directed energy weapon or line of plasma bullets aimed right down the column. It would seem that there are a number of ways to soften a target in advance. Of course if the lander is sophisticated enough and arrives early enough, it should be able to create a mass driver that would nudge the asteroid away, although this would pollute space with a spray of rocks which might however be useful for their raw materials or momentum if captured later. Anyway these thoughts came to me when considering the difference between space-based and terrestrial nuclear explosions, not that I'm an expert or anything, and thinking that the column of rising gas that makes the stem of a mushroom cloud might provide thrust possibly (although if so, filling space with hot radioactive gas).

  68. It's not a random event... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    It's these people called the Gamelons. They want to take over Earth. Now I have this plan where we resurrect an old battleship...

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  69. Its going to hit Venus anyway by headshok · · Score: 1

    Looks like its going to be close to Venus sometime April 24th 2016 that'd prolly make more of a mess than it would hitting earth.
    But the really cool thing is on June 14, 2060 when this
    http://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr=99942;orb=1
    shows Venus and Apophis so close that the dots overlap
    That'll be fun to watch (assuming nasa's java applet is accurate and that I'm not blind in 2060) :)

    1. Re:Its going to hit Venus anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Venus saved through the introduction of a third dimension into space! (use the rotation scrollbars and you'll know what I mean ;-)

  70. I hope... by ItsLenny · · Score: 1

    if we do this we have a very good method of launch....

    Obviously if it gets outside of our atmosphere and the bomb goes off not that big of a deal...

    if it takes off from the launch pad gets to whatever doesn't matter... ...lets say... 20,000 feet and goes off I imagine it won't do good things to us.

    I must also say... yea I live in the US... but if I lived anywhere else I don't think I'd want us putting nukes in orbit.

    just my ~0.0145 Euros

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  71. But why Ares V as launch vehicle? by XNormal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would feel much more comfortable with a planetary defense system that does not rely on a single, unbuilt launch vehicle.

    Instead of carrying six weapons on a single platform it would be better to have smaller vehicles that can be launched on Atlas, Delta, Ariane, SpaceX falcon, etc.

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    1. Re:But why Ares V as launch vehicle? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Or indeed Soyuz.

      Some combination of multiple approaches would be best, because you don't want to find that your single hope of survival failed to light it's second stage (or whatever).

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  72. What's one more nuke ? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
    ... at an asteroid. Asteroid deflected, yay us, go team. Weeks later, as radiation rains down from on high, we look back on our decision as "ill-planned" and "misguided." This is a good thing? I mean sure we avoided a mass extinction, but we caused another. Just my $0.02.



    So what ? We've already set off dozens, if not hundreds of nukes all over the planet (and some in space, too). One more (especially one that detonates really, really far away from Earth) won't make things that much worse.

    1. Re:What's one more nuke ? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Over 2000, including about 350 athmospheric explosions up to 50MT, so a couple of 1.2MT blasts beyond the Van Allen belt would indeed be a joke compared to that.

  73. The blow-em-up alternative gets high marks by golodh · · Score: 1
    The study duly compares a catalogue of possible ways to divert a newly discovered asteroid from its collision course with Earth.

    It then ranks the alternatives by their ability to how much speed change ("delta vee"} per second they can apply to the object as a function of the mass of the interceptor vehicle. In this comparison, unsurprisingly, nuclear explosions come out ahead.

    What's less clear to me is why "slow" methods are considered less effective. A low "delta vee" applied over a period of a few months or so should also be able to deflect the object from impact.

    Is it really warranted to conclude at this stage that nuclear explosions are "way ahead" of other methods?

    I'll tell you why I'm a bit sceptical about the "nuclear option". It could provide legitimacy for keeping a few nuclear bombs on standby in orbit. Once we cross that threshold, what's to stop everyone who can slap a nuclear warhead on top of a big rocket (and secretly throw in a re-entry shield when no-one's looking} to put a few nuclear warheads in orbit? Who's to check that someone won't put MIRVs up there?

    And besides ... I thought that the current crop of (ridiculously expensive} ABM systems focused on intercepting missiles during their boost phase. With orbiting bombs there wouldn't even be the warning of a boost phase.

    Any comments from knowledgeable people?

    1. Re:The blow-em-up alternative gets high marks by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      No, they wouldn't have a boost phase from the ground, but that doesn't mean they'd be undetectable. If a nuclear warhead is in LEO, it's got an angular velocity of ~7700 m/s. It's going to take a hell of a lot of delta-v (specifically, -7700 m/s)to deorbit it. Odds are good everyone will know which orbiting bodies are nukes, and everyone will be watching for the giant rocket exhaust plume that would signal its imminent descent.

      This will be little different from everyone knowing where the other guy's missile silos are, and watching for the heat bloom of a launch. I suspect that, as soon as someone's got orbital nukes, everyone with a space program will put anti-satellite satellites in close orbit to the orbiting nukes, just waiting for the nuke to launch to take it out. Which would be easier, of course, than taking out missiles on the ground in someone else's country.

      Frankly, there's really no advantage to keeping nuclear weapons in orbit when you can just keep them on the ground and deliver them anywhere in the world in less than 30 minutes.

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    2. Re:The blow-em-up alternative gets high marks by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      It's true that slow and steady thrust will build up over time. The study says that a thruster given ten years would give a speed change less than a thousandth what the nuke could give. This should come as no great surprise since it really all comes down to the amount of energy as momentum you can apply to the asteroid. Nuclear weapons just contain many magnitudes more energy than any alternative. You just need to find a way to convert that energy to momentum, and even a wasteful conversion is likely to beat all other methods hands down.

      Now if you can discover the threatening object soon enough and get an accurate enough projection of its trajectory, you may not need a lot of momentum to turn a collision into a near miss. In that case the other methods may work well enough. The study indicates that if we started on Apophis now with decades of lead time, we could get it moved enough with thrusters. If in 2029 the close pass put it on a collision course in 2036 we'd have no feasible option besides nuclear at that point.

  74. Tags by michaelhood · · Score: 1

    Before clicking on this article, I tried to guess whether the "Armageddon" tag would be in positions 1st, 2nd, or 3rd.

    I picked 2nd. Slashdot has let me down.

  75. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does america get the oppertunity to lauch weapons of mass destruction into space and other countries are being destroyed for maybe willing to build WoMD.

    Can't really believe a nuke will resolve a astroid problem. What if the astroid breaks up in pieces and with the exploition travel extremely fast?

  76. Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The impact of a cubic kilometer of matter (with density = 1000 kg/m3) traveling at 11 km/s is 6e+19 J. The explosion and the debris falling all over the planet would heat up the atmosphere significantly. Calculating from http://www.oco.noaa.gov/index.jsp?show_page=page_r oc.jsp&nav=universal, the atmospheric heat capacity is about 3e+18 J/K. so if the bulk of the energy is absorbed by the atmosphere, there will be about a 20-kelvin average short-term temperature increase around the globe. If the asteroid is slightly larger or denser, oven-like average temperatures are possible

    1. Re:Not funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might be more survivable than a regular collision. Thermally seal as many people as possible into some kind of survival chamber. And inflatable rafts, bring inflatable rafts (ice caps).

  77. Unlucky Day by tchae · · Score: 1

    April 13th 2029 is, yes you've guessed it, a Friday!

  78. spoilt kid wants to make a big bang.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George: Dad! I wanna set off a nuke.
    George snr: No George. You cant. People wont like it.
    George: I.am.the.president. and if I wanna seddof a nuke I will. Now someone find me something to fire a nuke at!
    Advisor: aah crap... get me nasa on the phone...
    Nasa: Mr President. *sigh* We. Have a problem. See, there is this big ol' nasty astroid up in space. And we don't like. It might even kill everyone in the USA!!! (*cough* *mumble* along with the rest of the world)
    George: its got weapons of mass deduction... hasn't it! hasn't it!!
    Nasa: Yup! Big enough to wipe out the USA (and *cough* *mumble* every other country). You should destroy it! Hell! Its name even means the most evilest thing in the whole galaxy!
    George: not... al queda?!
    Nasa: No, sir, its totally much worse....
    George: I know!! Why don't we fire a nuke at it!
    Nasa: Great thinking, Mr President! We'll get right on it!
    Advisor: *sighs and thinks: ww III narrowly averted - yet again - how long till this clowns term is over?!*

  79. and basis for the word apocalyptic ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and basis for the word apocalyptic ?

  80. Critical:Make it an international project by theolein · · Score: 1

    For this to work it is absolutely critical that the US make this an international project, open to inspection and participation. While many might feel that the Chinese and Russians and Europeans can get lost and should not be offered participation, it is almost guaranteed that if the USA puts nuclear weapons into space without international control and participation, then the others will fear that the USA is planning to do an Iraq on them and will react by placing their own nuclear weapons in orbit, and what is more important, those will probably not be pointed away from the earth. The result will be a dangerous arms race.

    sadly, with the current US government not exactly giving the impression of stability, trustworthiness or inttelligence, I fear that exactly that will happen.

    1. Re:Critical:Make it an international project by Control+Group · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Nothing says "on time, under budget, and successful" like an international project. In fact, we should put the UN in charge in order to ensure that this gets done in a timely fashion, using the best technology from the best providers.

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    2. Re:Critical:Make it an international project by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm.. make it an international project.. so it never gets built? Sorry folks, the only other country with a presence in space that can even compete with the US's is Russia's.

  81. Lots more effective! by mickq · · Score: 0, Troll

    I am sure the people of Hiroshima and Nagasaki would agree that "nuclear standoff explosions are assessed to be 10-100 times more effective than the non-nuclear alternatives".....

  82. Thundarr the Barbarian.... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    If this thing is going to be closer than some satellites, here's a cartoon that could creep you out. The premise was that a comet got too close and caused armageddon...

  83. The real reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully we can deflect this one, then head to Klendathu to clean up... Damn bugs and their plasma knocking asteroids at us.

  84. /sigh by shakingbrave · · Score: 1

    Can someone please remove the statement about it "passing closer than geosynchronous satellites," as it has already been WELL established it will come nowhere close to the moon or earth when it passes us. There will be no doomsday and we don't need to redirect it, or make misleading statments about it.

  85. Crap Television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just because I post on Slashdot, don't presume that I necessarily watch SHIT television. There...I said it.

    1. Re:Crap Television by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Just because I post on Slashdot, don't presume that I necessarily watch SHIT television. There...I said it.
      Heh heh, well said. Just because something's Sci-Fi doesn't mean it's any good.

      *Cough* Star Wars *Cough*.

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  86. Re:Yes by crontabminusell · · Score: 1

    The ships^H^H^H^H^H sharks hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't. ;)

  87. Uh... by sexybomber · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't that fsck with the tides? Well, I guess it wouldn't after we strip-mine the rock and remove most of its mass.

    1. Re:Uh... by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      Few NEO asteroids are even a billionth the mass of the moon, so it's not going to have any appreciable affect on the tides. Tidal effect is proportional to mass divided by distance cubed (IIRC). That distance cubed factor means getting it closer really increases the effect, but for a rocky object to raise the same tides as the moon it has to be close enough to look the same size as the moon. For Apothis that would require being inside Earth's atmosphere, not a good place for orbiting an asteroid.

  88. A good use for enhanced radiation devices by rben · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I read a novel, I can't remember which, where the author made a great case for using enhanced radiation weapons against asteroids instead of conventional nuclear devices. His argument was that a non-impacting explosion using an enhanced radiation device might be able to divert even a fragile asteroid without necessarily breaking it up. The radiation from the weapon would transfer it's energy evenly to the surface of the asteroid. (Not exactly, but way better than a regular nuke) That would blow away the top layer of the asteroid on the side facing the blast, pushing the asteroid in the opposite direction. A series of such blasts might be able to divert the asteroid without causing it to break up.

    I'm sure there are problems with the idea, but it seems logical to me.

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  89. 1999 AN10 by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    1999 AN10 is also purported to be in the earth's general vicinity around this time (2027) http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news017.html, looks like it will be a busy time for space agencies everywhere.

    Even if the asteriod misses it's supposed to back in our general vicinity around 2038, so it would probably be prudent to keep an eye on it.

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  90. Mass Extermination, not Mass Extinction by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    There is another element of a "hypothetical known impending collision (HKIC)". The orbital mechanics will give a very precise time of impact, because, if it ain't then, it ain't gonna happen. While the Ground Zero is going to vary with chaotic factors, we will know this much: "It will hit on [this] side of the planet at this time." Chances are, it would hit the Pacific Ocean. But if the groundtrack wends into heavily populated area, let's say for example, USA, then those people know that they are on the bullseye and will feel the devastation of even a Barringer Crater sized event. That is simple rocket science... But...

    What is NOT simple is said locale's reaction to being on the target! WWDUBYAD? What would George Bush do? If (in this hypothetical case) the US Government knew for fact that metric oodles of its territory, including its breadbasket were going to be devastated by an asteroid, what would we do? What would China, India or Russia do?

    To quote Sam Kinison: "MOOOOVE!" What we would see would be a push to move into territory that was safer than where we would be sitting then. China might move into India or the Steppes of Russia. If it were to hit the Pacific, where would Los Angeles go? Arizona? Where can you bivouac 8 million people for an indefinite period? And who will be shipping in the food?

    One of the first effects of an HKIC is a directional diaspora. The blast wave of the asteroid would pale in comparison to the advancing ring of nuclear fire as one massive group clamors out of the target zone, and those already there fight for their very existence. The first HKIC will not trigger mass extinction before it triggers mass extermination.

    This, more than any other reason is why planetary defense should not be handled by any one of us, but by ALL of us. A United Federation of THIS Planet!

  91. Nukes against attornies by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    They are a bigger threat to our existence then some rogue asteroid.

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  92. Illustrative Example: Payload to Propellant ratio by starglider29a · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta-v

    It takes a Titan IV to accelerate something as massive as an SUV into "orbit between the earth and the moon". The delta-V is about 10Km/s, ball park, plus or minus, give or take. The delta-V of an asteroid would have to be half an order of magnitude more and what... 10 orders of magnitude more mass? Picture a Saturn V which is scaled up so that the Command Module is the size of the New Jersey.

    Got it? They don't call it Rocket Science fer nothing.

  93. Asteroids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who has played Asteroids for hours back in the 80s, I know what happens when you shoot one. They split up into 2 Asteroids, take a new flight path, and hit you from the other side a short while later.

    We best begin training our youth to become experts at Asteroids and Missle Command. They're going to need it.

  94. Nuke use to fix earth problems, that's a new idea! by rfc1394 · · Score: 1

    I am absolutely amazed at the stunningly new idea of using a nuclear weapon to stop, prevent or ameliorate some potential disaster on earth. Gee, whiz, why didn't someone think of that idea before?

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  95. Hey! by ale_ryu · · Score: 1

    I'm Argentinian you insensitive clod! (seriously)

  96. I think you're off by a factor of 1000 by roystgnr · · Score: 1

    Your link says the atmosphere's heat capacity is equivalent to that of the top 3.2m of ocean. We have 361e12 square meters of ocean, so the top 3.2 meters at 1000 kg/m^3 would be about 1.16e18 kilograms of water, which at 4186 J/kg/K gives a total heat capacity of 4.84e21 J/K. So dissipating our hypothetical asteroid's 6e19 J into the whole atmosphere would raise the temperature by about 0.012 K, not 20 K.

    1. Re:I think you're off by a factor of 1000 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, small particles will burn up at very high altitude so the heating will be concentrated in the outer atmosphere. I'd expect quite a bit of it to radiate away.

  97. Even if that were the case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In order to get the global community to accept a nuke in space, make it so multiple countries have to review coordinates and push a big red button for it to launch. There's ways to safeguard it.

  98. Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I start with 0 and some dude with time to spare even gives me an overrated score. Can 0 be overrated?

    But what's really amazing is the amount of bs spent trying to justify killing babies. As I said, I'm human, too, so no high horse here.

    But wtf? How can one be self-delusional to such an extent?

    Also, if you think people are forgetful, think crusades and think apologies after 1000+ years.

    It's all media play... even here at /., there are those who don't try to answer my post but just do marketing.

    1. Re:Amazing! by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      But what's really amazing is the amount of bs spent trying to justify killing babies. You seem to think it's impossible to justify killing babies, ever, for any reason. What if killing 1 baby prevented the killing of 1 trillion babies? Everything, including killing babies, can sometimes be justified.

      You might feel the nuclear bombing of Japan wasn't justified, and that feeling would be entirely rational, but thinking that no killing of babies could ever possibly be justified is not rational.
    2. Re:Amazing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Everything, including killing babies, can sometimes be justified.

      Even more so if it is the enemy's...

      Cynicism aside, next time I hope he who decides about such calamities does not think like you.

    3. Re:Amazing! by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      I hope he who decides about such calamities does not think loss of life is okay as long as we're not the ones who killed them. We should do whatever produces the least deaths, even if it means killing people ourselves.

      It also means we should accept a few deaths of ourselves if preventing it would mean killing millions of others. Some of the actions for the "war on terror" are killing many more people than they save.

  99. How About Try This or This? by twistedmentat · · Score: 1

    Questions for the Technically gifted. If we wish to change the directory or speed of the asteroid could we not increase its mass significantly? What types of matter could we send its way which would stick to it thereby increasing its mass sufficiently to cause a miss? Alternativley, are there ways in which we could change the reflective nature of the object such that it creates a primitive solar drive? Perhaps paint the sucker white or silver? Additionally, is there a way to warp space using a nuclear blast such that the relativistic effects cause a miss? What about spearing it with numerous relatively cheap and simplistic harpoons which will have a long teather which will itself deploy solar sails? What about sending out darts which peirce it and then vibrate at a specific frequency which causes the object to break up or slow down or speed up because of the vibrational effects on mass/momentum/you'rethescientisthere? Moreover, if peirced with the vibrating darts said darts using relatively simple mechanisms could ascertain the structure of the object vis a vis how said object responds to the vibrations which themselves could be varied. This information could then be relayed back to earth and used to vary the frequency of the vibration to acheive optimal effects. Actually, this is a great idea which should precede any attempt to use a nuclear stand off device. Use darts to figure out structure then determine the particulars of using any type of nukes.

  100. Re:worse yet ...Rockhound by MountainLogic · · Score: 1

    And Rockhound (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Buscemi/) Steve Buscemi was born on Friday the 13th.

  101. Concussion wave in space? by Un+pobre+guey · · Score: 1
    Someone knowledgeable please correct my misunderstanding. The destructive force on earth of a nuclear weapon is do to tremendous superheating of the surrounding atmosphere to produce an immensely powerful concussion wave. In space, there is no atmosphere so there will be no concussion wave. Therefore, only the thermal and radiation products of the explosion are available to damage the asteroid. This doesn't sound especially useful if the asteroid is large. As many have pointed out, the mass will still be on its way, very likely on a similar or identical trajectory. Whether it is partly or wholly molten or broken apart doesn't seem like it will make a whit of difference. A shotgun will kill you just as dead as a rifle.

    What am I missing here?

    1. Re:Concussion wave in space? by Lithdren · · Score: 1

      if blown into small enough bits, it would burn up in the atmosphere, but thats not really what these would do. The goal is to warm one side of the asteroid with radiation and light, gently pushing it in one direction. Done correctly, and far enough in advance, you can change where the asteroid passes by earth, even a minor change, can be tens of thousands of miles, 2-3 years later.

  102. Freeman Dyson's View by systemeng · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I was getting my degree at Harvey Mudd College, they managed to get us the opportunity to have lunch with distinguished Physicist Freeman Dyson. Someone asked Dyson a question about blowing up asteroids with nuclear weapons at the session. My recollection of the response was that he said he thought it was a bad idea that would make shrapnel and magnify the problem. Dyson told us that the best solution he could think of was to build a ship to go to the asteroid and then assemble a "mass driver". The mass driver would be a piece of equipment that broke off pieces of the asteroid and hurled them at right angles to the trajectory in an appropriate direction in order to divert the orbit. While Dyson is only one man, I suspect that his opinion on the matter might incorporate more finesse that a bunch of weapons engineers.

  103. You're wrong. by mikeee · · Score: 1

    Your odds of being killed by an asteroid are much less than by lightning, because it is so much less likely to happen. Just because something kills lots of people when it extremely rarely happens doesn't mean it's more likely to happen.

    No, but it's more likely to happen to you. If car accidents that kill 10 people happen with the exact same frequency as car accidents that kill 1 person, you are 8x more likely to be killed in the former than the latter.

  104. This is actually the same thing by iamlucky13 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's probably not clear from the submission or perhaps even the article, but the same effect is being described in both.

    When a nuclear reaction occurs, energy is released primarily in two ways:
    1.) Kinetic/thermal energy carried away the reaction products and free neutrons and electrons.
    2.) Radiation (mostly x-rays and gamma rays) emitted directly or by secondary effects like Bremsstrahlung (collisions of particles from method 1).

    If there's a lot of extra matter around, like an atmosphere, it absorbs most of this energy, thereby converting it to more conventional effects like a shock wave, and UV/infrared/visible light.

    However, in space there's little to absorb and re-emit the radiation or collide with and be displaced by the moving matter, so a far greater amount of the nuclear energy is carried away as radiation. As you said, this heats and vaporizes a thin layer of the surface. The vaporized material flies away, giving an equal and opposite impulse to the bulk of the asteroid. A minor drawback is that most of the energy is wasted, since the radiation is emitted 360 degrees around the warhead.

    A similar concept would have a super-powerful laser vaporize small amounts of surface material gradually. This has an advantage of being aimable to get some steering benefit but would require much more forewarning.

    I thought it interesting that they proposed six smaller warheads instead of one big one (a 10 MT bomb is not out of the question), but that not only allows them to use existing warheads, but also to have some extra control. I could see them parking the warheads in a safe position a few thousand miles from the asteroid and sending them in one at a time. After each blast, you determine the effect on its orbit, then detonate the next one at an optimized angle and distance to account for uncertainties in the position of the last warhead and the composition and density of the asteroid.

  105. Gerry Anderson, anyone? by KudyardRipling · · Score: 1

    It may take more than one device to either deflect or destroy the object. Although there are no explosives of the yield of Ivy Mike (10.4 Mt) in the present stockpile, consider the crater that was formed by reason of just sitting there. There may be required a cluster of five to ten devices on one side of the body. Detonation should occur when the group of charges would be on the antisunward (night) side for maximum deflection (~90 degrees) towards the Sun. The intention is that the Sun would capture the fragment(s) and/or eject them from the solar system in hyperbolic orbits. Perhaps what may be needed is a Deep Impact delivery system with Tsar Bomba equipped impactors (mother of all bunker busters). I know many here would groan at the mention of this http://www.space1999.net/~moonbase99/collision.htm / but it was my inspiration to write this (This episode featured an array of lay-down charges to destroy an oncoming asteroid).

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  106. Reading comprehension by symbolset · · Score: 1

    The yearly risk of an "extinction asteroid" isn't compounded like interest, in any way. You don't understand either probability or compounding.

    I didn't say it was compounded like interest. I said it was like compound interest. They are both expressed in ratios, fractions or percents and accumulate over time. Those similarities are enough for a fair simile. In your post you say that extinction of the human race is probable:

    "Ultimately" the Earth will indeed probably get hit by an "extinction asteroid".

    But then you go on to suggest we have more pressing needs. While I would disagree with "Probable" for values of probability less than .999999, let's avoid splitting hairs on this point. What is it about the probable demise of all human life that leads you to the supposition that its prevention is not a matter for current study? Will the discovery of a solution to this problem prevent the cure for cancer, prolong the quest to end hunger, cause balding in kittens? What? An untimely asteroid can solve all of those problems by making them moot. Yes there are other worthy goals to pursue but there are also many people to pursue them.

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    1. Re:Reading comprehension by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Will the discovery of a solution to this problem prevent the cure for cancer, prolong the quest to end hunger, cause balding in kittens?

      Yes, because we don't have unlimited time and money to waste on folly when we have those pressing needs (the kittens can take care of themselves).

      In that spirit, since your other arguments aren't worth reading, you're welcome now to wait in fear of the killer asteroid by yourself. Goodbye.
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