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  1. Quagmire Says on Internet Porn More Addictive Than Crack, Senate Told · · Score: 1

    Giggity Gigity Gig-i-ty!

  2. Re:Today, in China. on China to Have Over 100 Eyes in the Sky · · Score: 1

    because they have cheap stuff that everyone wants

  3. Re:And in other news... on Wal-Mart's Data Obsession · · Score: 1
    hippies wont touch that shit....its not microwaveable...

    i correct myself, they wont touch that more than once.

  4. Re:Correlation doesn't imply causation!!!!! on Wal-Mart's Data Obsession · · Score: 1
    whenever theres a huricane warning or expectation of snow in my area (eastern north carolina) they sell out of doritos, pepsi, and dr pepper...

    thing is, im not joking.

  5. Re:economies of scale on Wal-Mart's Data Obsession · · Score: 1

    Zip Drives.... ;)

  6. Re:did they read the book? on Hitchhikers Movie Update · · Score: 1

    yeah, it doesnt matter the order....i just hope most of the jokes are in it; i dont care how my laughs are arranged :)

  7. Re:The other kinds of Indians on Outsourcing To Rural America · · Score: 1
    Yeah, he has way too much in the way of firearms. Hes always collected things and never used them. He has a black powder rifle as well that hes taken out hunting maybe 3 times. Some pieces are limited edition, never been fired pieces.

    A couple are very very old(that he was given or bought). An AK-47 and a mossberg shotgun with a collapsable stock (with a fair amount of ammo for both) were too good a deal to pass up at the price (like $600 for all of it).

    He hunts, and one of my brothers goes with him. Theres probably 5 rifles from his stock that they choose from to use though. He also keeps a shotgun loaded in his bedroom; but thankfully hasn't needed to use it, and hopefull never will.

    2 of the hunting rifles were to repay a debt froma friend, who borrowed some money and realized he wouldn't be able to pay it back in a reasonable amount of time; so he paid in guns...only in the south :)

    2 pistols were gifts, and another is a small .38 semi i think that he keeps at work for when hes there by himself. The other shotguns he used years ago for duck hunting or some such, but not much since; most of the rifles never get touched (even an AR-15 he had built; we still don't know why he bothered; and I doubt he's even checked the action on the AK he bought)

    When he buys *anything* (as in TP , light bulbs, or candy) he gets it in bulk, which explains at least 2000 rounds of 7.62mm ammo alone; which is probably more than he'll ever use in his lifetime. The shotgun ammo likely won't ever be used; but his hunting ammo will over time since that *is* something he does regularly during the season; though Im not into guns too much so I cant recall what rifles he uses to hunt with.

    I doubt hed ever fire at someone if they were attacking him when he was armed; wouldn't want the risk; I guess it just makes him *feel* more secure.

  8. Re:The other kinds of Indians on Outsourcing To Rural America · · Score: 1
    on that note i helped my dad move his gun cabinets today....he has 14 semi-automatic rifles, 6 shotguns, 2 assault rifles, 4 pistols and about 4000 rounds of ammo...

    so you'll be here when? ;)

  9. Re:The real reason it's not a threat on Microsoft Says Firefox Not a Threat to IE · · Score: 1

    i think, more correctly; they are ignorant. They dont *know* something else exists. They dont know what a browser is...nevermind that they have more than one option as to what they use.

  10. Re: pah on Combined Gasoline/Hydrogen Fuel Station Opens · · Score: 2, Funny

    ive begun to be able to stretch parts of myself longer at will! ha!

  11. Re:Wear a Name tag! on Best Buy: 20% Of Customers Are Wrong · · Score: 1
    my manager once asked me if id ever heard "the customer is always right"

    I said ive heard it, but its bullshit...they havent worked here 5 years and dont know what the hell theyre going on about.

    I Give them a discount card so they smile and come back next week.

  12. Re:Simple explanation on Do Honeybees Defy Dinosaur Extinction Theories? · · Score: 1

    nobody has caught this one yet...perhaps in Soviet Russia Dooby jokes do you!

  13. Re:It's is a SHAM. on U.S. Continues Opposition to Kyoto Environmental Treaty · · Score: 1

    mmmm jelly

  14. Re:One stop indemnification? on Microsoft Offers to License the Internet · · Score: 2, Funny

    hey a pig just flew out of my ass! i win!

  15. Re:Robots with shotguns scare me on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 1
    your informative and logic-filled posts ruin the fun here.

    please leave now and let us be sensationalistic again!

  16. Re:New NRA slogan on US Army Testing Robots with Shotguns · · Score: 0, Redundant

    and im cooking for him...fuck if a shottie-whore robot is getting anything but the *best* of treatment from me

  17. Re:Spoiler on Star Wars Episode III Teaser Trailer Today · · Score: 1
    the teaser is mostly stuff from the other 5 movies as it is....nevermind that what *is* from episode 3 looks awful.

    lava scenes reminding me of LOTR shots at mt doom; hayden with the lame yellow/red contacts on, darth vader being raised in the cheesiest way i have ever seen...i mean jesus, young frankenstein had the creature brought to life better...more wookies than i had ever wanted to even think about seeing at once.

    I watched the Empire STrikes Back today and Vader is just....awesome. Just this great villain. And then you see him "rise" strapped to a table like the emperor-to-be had been using some foreign object on him almost made me punch my monitor. Ill see this, most likely rent it from netflix rather than see it in a theatre....but i have this terrible feeling that Ill be cringing through most of it.

  18. Re:Hit Lucas Where It Hurts on Star Wars Episode III Teaser Trailer Today · · Score: 1
    wont work, i knew the second one was going to suck and went to see it anyway

    hi my name's david and im addicted to star wars =( please send leia pics

  19. Re:Now, let's all have a big Slashdot group hug on Kerry Concedes Election To Bush · · Score: 1

    comparing presidential elections to baseball games....sad we even had to bother

  20. Re:Is it just me that feels slightly uneasy? on NYT Firefox Campaign Raises $250,000 · · Score: 1
    of course it would be better spent on such; or education....the same goes for the millions that wealkthy people spend on homes, cars, clothes and other things...

    the same also goes for the money you spent to buy a pc and pay for an internet connection that could feed a poor child or two for a fair amount of time.

    thing is, you have the option of what to spend *your* money on, so do incredibly wealthy, and so do all the average joes who are supporting the firefox ad campaign. None of us need more than a warm home, good food and clean water to live...but you arent exactly living off bread and water in a fire-heated hut are you?

    I used to think the same thoughts you brought up until i realized how many non-essential things i buy per month that id like to keep having :)

  21. Re:I would hope they are at least "investigating" on NASA Considering Early Retirement of Shuttle Program · · Score: 1
    i dont care where we landed, i want a fucking lightsaber already.

    Halt shuttle maintenance and production, and make lightsabers. Watch:

    1 ignore sending people to space

    2 make light sabers

    3 profit

    see? thats terribly easy. lightsabers are going to sell like hotcakes and nasa will be rich enough to buy someone elses spaceship.

  22. Re:Not too surprising on New Hominid Species Unearthed in Indonesia · · Score: 1

    so youre saying sauron bred these hobbits for his own cruel pleasure to taunt them about their size, eh!?!?!?!

  23. Re:the Brazilian female astronauts suits! on Brazil Successfully Launches Its First Rocket To Space · · Score: 1
    if i ever go to brazil im going to speak spanish just to prove you wrong

    so nyah!

  24. Re:Not a problem... on American Passports to Have RFID Chips · · Score: 1, Funny
    in regards to the parents sig:

    keep microwaving your money, and youll always be looking for a wife.

  25. Re:Whoo Hoo! on World's First Single-Atom-Thick Fabric · · Score: 1

    you guys forget....there is no brain.