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  1. what if tolkien... on Chicken Run · · Score: 2, Funny

    The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow-white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name. And then it crossed it.

  2. cheater! on Matrix MMORPG · · Score: 1

    Yes, but I've heard that there is this french guy who claims that this kid with the stupiest nickname ever started cheating with an exploit he found, that let him fly and stuff, pretty funny, and they had to reset the server... but i've heard that about a couple of dozen people still have their character from before... and that this is not the first time that it happens. Apparently they just refuse to fix the security hole.

  3. If Duke was published by... on Duke Nukem Not Out In 2003, Manhunt, GTA, More.. · · Score: 3, Funny
    Nintendo - it will be cancelled a week before its release date, with a full-page NYTimes ad explaining why it is good to wait.

    Blizzard - no one would complain, everyone would say they are just going to release it when they are ready

    Hideo Kojima - it would come out, but you would play as one of the strippers

    Apple - it would look really really cool, and somewhat feminine at the same time

    Eidos - Duke would have big boobs

  4. Duke Nukem Not Out In 2003 on Duke Nukem Not Out In 2003, Manhunt, GTA, More.. · · Score: 1

    Who thought it would? really?

  5. Simpson's quote on Bonzi Class Action Suit Settled: No Foolin'! · · Score: 1

    Chimpanzee 1: Help! The human's about to escape.
    Troy: Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!
    Chimpanzee 2: (gasp) He can talk!
    Orangutans: He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    He can talk! He can talk! He can talk!
    Troy: And I can siiiiiiiiiiing!

    Chimp Nurse: Oooh! Help me, Dr. Zaius!
    Orangutans: Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!
    O, Dr. Zaius!

    ...

    Troy: I hate every ape I see,
    From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
    No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!
    (Statue of Liberty rises)

    O my God! I was wrong!
    It was Earth, all along!
    You've finally made a monkey,

    Apes:
    Yes we've finally made a monkey,
    Troy: Yes you've
    & Apes: finally made a monkey out of me!
    Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

  6. out of this world on Investigating Artificial Black Holes · · Score: 1

    oh gosh! like that old game, Out of This World!

  7. what about sex INSIDE the matrix? on Matrix Reloads to $42.5 Million Opening · · Score: 1

    Come on! he is the one... imagine all the creative stuff he could pull of having sex inside the matrix...

  8. Shankar!!!! on Books on Quantum Mechanics? · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that no one mentioned Shankar Principles of Quantum Mechanics. Its the only self contained book with real QM (Dirac's notation). It great, covers all the math you need, has good problems, and its very entertaining.

    I think its better that Sakurai (its a finished book, unlike Sakurai, who died before finishing it), and its the real QM (not the lame differential eqn aproach).

  9. Next in /. on Light-Producing Nanotubes Could Mean Faster Chips · · Score: 1

    "Researchers at IBM have used vacuum tubes to emit light, a breakthrough that could replace silicon as the foundation of chips and lead to faster computers and telecommunication equipment."

  10. m$ and slower computers on Light-Producing Nanotubes Could Mean Faster Chips · · Score: 1

    with the current trend in OSs by M$, no. Each new M$ OS is designed to give you a slower computer.

  11. the worst game EVER! Rise of the Robots on What Games Have Actually Affected You? · · Score: 1

    Rise of the Robots for SNES. That game was SO slow, SO boring... it changed my life. I never thought (until then) that electronic entertainment could be SO boring...

  12. Metal Gear Solid on What Games Have Actually Affected You? · · Score: 2

    Definitely MGS for the PS1. That game was so cinematic... every character was really cool. The part that the guy has the heart attack, and I could feel the heart beating in the controller. Mantis, reading my memory card... that was impressive. Finally, the torture... it really felt like a torture to me. My arm was in pain after surving the torture, and Snake said his was too! And then on the codec "I'm going to activate the nanomachines to give you a massage". Talk about interactive!

  13. /. IS from the darkside! on Darth Vader Sculpture on Washington National Cathedral · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yoda: "The /. clouds everything, impossible to see the page it has become"

  14. more SW (mis)quotes on Darth Vader Sculpture on Washington National Cathedral · · Score: 1
    Darth Vader: "The Pope is not as forgiving as I am"

    Obi-Wan: That's no church. It's a space station.

    Han Solo: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

    Darth Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing.

    Darth Maul: At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge. -Darth Maul's whole script

  15. THe Casting... on Star Wars Extras Needed · · Score: 4, Funny
    Me: "You will let me be an extra..." waving the hand.

    Casting guy: "I will let you be an extra"

    Me: "And you will let me see George Lucas"

    Casting Guy: "I will let you see Lucas"

    Lucas: "Weak minded fool! You let the fan come right to me!"

    Me: "I came here, almighty Lucas, to ask you not to write another crappy love scene for Episode 3"

    Lucas presses button "To the Rancoor pit!"

  16. there is a reason for any plot hole in SW! on The Return of Chewbacca · · Score: 1

    It must be the midiclorians!

  17. Next on /. on Brain Prosthesis Ready For Testing · · Score: 1

    How to Mod your head: new brain, blue LEDs for the case, hot to put your brain inside a NES case...

  18. SSC on Giant Synchrotron to be Constructed in UK · · Score: 3, Informative
    The huge accelerator was called Superconducting Super Collider. Its purpose was different. It would reach higher energies.

    This new acceleratos will only reach about 3.5GeV. Much less than FermiLab's TeV accelerator, so its mail goal is not to discover new sub-atomic particles (as those energies have been studied before) but to have biological applications.

  19. its not new on British Telecom Pushes Universal ID Check System · · Score: 4, Funny

    This system is the internet version of one that has been out for a long time overthere. They used numerical IDs for the people, the most famous one being 007 James Bond.

  20. Re:a good idea but doomed to failure on Triple E Entanglement Lends Hope to Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    As long as the entangled particles have a reasonable life time, you can compute with it. Also, there are many proposed Quantum Error correction techniques for that small percent that you talked about.

  21. Re:a good idea but doomed to failure on Triple E Entanglement Lends Hope to Quantum Computer · · Score: 5, Informative
    for this reason the whole system must be cooled to absolute zero.

    That is not true. You don't need then to be entangled for the rest of the eternity, just for a few nanoseconds, so you can compute with them, and then reset them back to its entangled state for a new computation.

    The problem with /. reposting news is that I'm so stupid that I read the comments again, they usually end up being the same questions, and I end up answering them again.

  22. Re:How big? How many? on Triple E Entanglement Lends Hope to Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    the question is the same as "How many logic gates/bites etc do you need to make an electronic usable device?" depends on the application!

  23. Re:Q-Crypto on Three Electrons Entangled · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No. Since the three of them are entangled, they all collapse together when one is measured. The important thing about this article is that you need many entangled electrons to make most complicated calculations, the same way you want many logic gates connected to each other in a computer.

  24. We on Swarm Intelligence · · Score: 5, Funny

    We posted first!

  25. according to different sources on Sir Isaac Newton: The world Will End In 2060 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Atari: the world will end in the 2600

    Hanoi: the world will end when you solve the 2^64 disks hanoi tower

    AOL: the world will end when you switch out from AOL

    Intel: the world will end in the 8086

    FF6: when kefka moves the towers