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Sir Isaac Newton: The world Will End In 2060

Rikardon writes "A professor at King's College in Halifax has discovered, among the papers of Sir Isaac Newton, a prediction by this 'most influential scientist who ever lived' that the world would end in 2060. Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware that Newton 'was a theologian who wrote well over a million words on Biblical subjects,' and who devoted 'something like 55 to 60 years' studying the Book of Revelation."

174 comments

  1. Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, but Einstein's theory has the world ending in 2055.

    1. Re:Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit! you beat me!

    2. Re:Einstein by the_Upsetter · · Score: 1



      Of course... Leibniz is the real father of the 2060 apolcalypse.

    3. Re:Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but only for the twin that stayed on the Earth. The other twin traveling at near the speed of light....

    4. Re:Einstein by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      If Dubya, Jerry Falwell, and all their fundie lunatic friends get their way, the Apocalypse will happen this year. They were bummed when Y2K fizzled. They thought they'd have their harps and wings, and be shaking hands with their good buddy Jesus by now. Why is Bush, A born again Christian, obsessed with Iraq, which poses no danger to us, and ignoring North Korea, who have nukes, the means to deliver them, and an increasingly belligerent tone? Because the Korean Peninsula is not mentioned anywhere in The Book of Revelations, but Iraq is Babylon. The fundies want their armageddon, and they want it now! They pray for it every day. The end of time is their sole obsession. Don't believe me? Hang out with some of them, or read their literature. These people are as dangerous as Osama, and one of them is in the White House!

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    5. Re:Einstein by turgid · · Score: 1

      But in the limiting case, Einstein's theory reduces to Newton's, thus validating Newton's Classical approach.

    6. Re:Einstein by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this not Troll -1? Or At least Flamebait? What possible redeeming value could this ranting drivel have to rate a two? Take your personal problems elswhere.

    7. Re:Einstein by DrLudicrous · · Score: 1

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Funny, mod that shit up! Leibniz! GET IT?

  2. Uhm... by Flous · · Score: 1

    So what is this supposed to mean? Even Newton was a believer, so we all must tremble because the world is going to end in 2060? I really don't get the relevance of this all...

    1. Re:Uhm... by quintessent · · Score: 1

      I don't think we're meant to believe Newton's predictions. But it's interesting from a historical perspective to know that this father of science also held religious beliefs.

  3. First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    May as well go for first, since Last Post won't happen for another 57 years...

  4. Re:First Ninnle Post! Possibly First Post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUCK!

    Stupid two-minute rule!

    Ninnle still rules!

  5. Narrow minded Souls? by aufecht · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware...." I guess I am one of the narrow minded ones, but if I may quote Bertrand Russel "Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we abopt reason and science as our guidelines." Let the flames begin..

    1. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by aufecht · · Score: 1

      I get modded as flamebait, yet the submitter gets a story posted that begs for an attack. Calling non-beleivers narrow minded souls is somehow acceptable. I understand my comment was to provoke strong emotions in those with a religous justification for name calling, but be fair. Flamebait I am not. Just trying to balance things out for us non-religous folk.

    2. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just goes to show how religious...therefore STUPID.../. readers really are!

      Of course, most are Yank, so it goes without saying...

    3. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Someone should mod the immediate parent to funny.

      After all, the irony of someone making such narrow minded statements when complaining about narrow minded souls is just to delicious to not be laughed at.

    4. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know this will get modded to troll immediately, because I'm daring to disagree with the "normal" Slashdot contingent, but here goes:

      I get modded as flamebait, yet the submitter gets a story posted that begs for an attack.

      I didn't see your original post -- it must have been modded down to troll.

      You're overlooking a tremendous irony of Slashdot (and I am not being sarcastic). This is a "geek site" where most of the posters are highly intelligent. The problem is this: you're dealing with a group of people that are focused on intelligence and value IQ so highly. Whenever you say something that triggers an emotional response, people get ticked and don't realize it. They're too focused on their "intelligence" to pay attention to their emotions. They react emotionally and justify it intellectually, without ever seeing or admitting they're reacting emotionally.

      This happens when people rate posts and respond to posts.

      If, however, you start or end your post with, "This will probably get modded to troll because I'm saying something a lot of people'll disagree with...," you have a much better chance of people reading your post and thinking about their reaction instead of just having a knee jerk reaction. A phrase like that catches the "brain" and engages people on an intellectual level as opposed to an emotional level.

      Of course, you'd better read this fast, since I'm sure it'll be modded to troll quickly! ;)

    5. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by turgid · · Score: 1

      Waaaa! Stop it! You're disappearing up your own rear! I can't handle it!

    6. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is this the same Russell who believed in and wasted much of his life on a perfect codification of mathematical truth which was later proved to be impossible? His belief in "reason and science as guidelines" didn't help him much there, did it?

    7. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by turgid · · Score: 1

      Too true.

    8. Re:Narrow minded Souls? by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      if i had mod points, this would be +1 insightful/+1 flamebait, if for nothing else than the bertrand russell quote...

  6. Here's my crazy ass theory.... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From my website

    Theory #29 - Information theory 101

    All belief systems, from Catholicism to Physics to Astrology, are essentially the same. To build a belief system, you first need axioms. These are the facts that you take for granted. They do not need to be proven, usually because they cannot be. They form the foundation of your belief system and without them (all of them) the system will not hold up.

    An example of an Axiom is "God is omniscient and omnipotent". It cannot be proven true or false by logical or experimental means. Indeed, experiments themselves are based on a scientific Axiom; that all phenomena are repeatable, given their causes can be re-created. This is not necessarily true in, say, the Christian belief system, where God can cause miracles to occur once and never again.

    Once you have your set of Axioms, you can start to build your rule base. Rules are what make your system useful. All your rules must be based on either axioms or other rules. If any of your rules contradict each other, then either your logic is flawed, or one (or more) of your axioms are contradictory and must be changed (along with all the rules based off that axiom).

    The reason humans build belief systems is to add order to a chaotic world. By building a mental construct that says 'Here are the rules' these systems allow humans to cope with each other, our environment, and ourselves with some degree of certainty. However, it is important to remember that ALL belief systems are simply mental constructs designed to form the world into a model that we can understand. A rose is what it is regardless of what we call it, or what significance we place on it's existence.

    1. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by another_twilight · · Score: 1

      I am in agreement for the most part, and it was nice to include an example of fundamental axiomatic construction by declaring a rose to _be_. Of course, the rose may not exist except as a perceptual hallucination, but if you need to believe in an ultimate and arbitrary reality which we percieve imperfectly, as compared, for example, to a meaningless sea of chaos on which we impose order, then that too is fine.

      There is no bottom, 'Axioms' go all the way down. What gets fun is learning to be able to shift fundamental (personal) axioms. It lets you join other people's 'games' - for what else can you call a group of people all agreeing to operate accordingt o a set of self-imposed rules.

      For example, what if a rose was not?

    2. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by HorsePunchKid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One reason that some more "secular" people think they're on firmer philosophical ground than the more religious-minded is that they think their axioms are more fundamental. There's this concept of "first principles" in mathematics (which is what physics is based on, or maybe the other way around, whichever you like). I can't seem to find good information through Google, but I think the idea is that these principles are something you can "know" a priori. One problem I have with some religions is that they seem to be set up so that if you weren't raised in a society that already had all of the foundations of the religion documented, you would have no way of discovering it or coming to believe in it (consider the over-used "child growing up in the jungle away from civilization", as a thought experiment). From a sort of pragmatic perspective, the axiom of "use your hands to get food" is much more productive an axiom than "find words to praise your deity", and I guess the idea would be that these more pragmatic axioms are much more closely related to mathematical or physical axioms than the religious ones seem to be. Anyway, I don't want to go on about this, since it is pretty far off-topic (and I'm not exactly presenting it as a well-thought-out argument), but I hope that's some food for thought or discussion.

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    3. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by marciot · · Score: 1

      Your page is about conspiracy theories. Why would this be a conspiracy?

      There's a sociology book I read once which argues essentially what you wrote. In fact, it goes further, arguing that reality itself is just a social construction and a set of non-contradicting beliefs that are built up over time. It's an incredible read:

      "The Social Construction of Reality: A Treatise in the Sociology of Knowledge", Peter L. Berger & Thomas Luckman

      I guess you can this a conspiracy theory if you want, but this book seems to be well respected in its field and isn't the work of some crazy lunatic. I suggest you check it out if you have any interest in this topic.

    4. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

      It's not a conspiracy theory. I state at the top of the page that not all the theories are conspiratorial (it just started out with all conspiracy theories and I never wanted to rename it)

    5. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by mesterha · · Score: 3, Informative

      All belief systems are not the same. In science, one chooses empirically justified axioms. As long as there is a common bond of experience, we can model those experiences with axioms. We pick and choose things from the infinite world of mathematical truth to imperfectly model the real world. If our axioms are very close to reality, we can derive many levels of real consequence.

      Of course, you can pick any set of axioms and tie those axioms to the world in strange and imprecise way. This lack of rigor makes it impossible to derive consequences of any meaningful depth. Even if you could derive new theorems, why should they help describe the objects they model. If the axioms don't describe experience, why should the theorems.

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      Chris Mesterharm
    6. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a difficult concept. I'll ignore it by assuming you don't exist.

    7. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well if you were a silicon-based lifeform living on Venus, would even your basic physics experiments be like ours?


      I mean, yeah, you need a cultural connection to deduce the existence of the same God as your peers [hence the proliferation of religions which coincidentally (not!) come from different parts of the world].


      But we have a connection when we do science too - we're all human, we all live on Earth, we all have the same sense organs. So without these assumptions, where do we end up? Possibly with a different model of science.

    8. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      You have no idea what you're talking about. Go back, read some Karl Popper, and then get back to me.

    9. Re:Here's my crazy ass theory.... by SlipJig · · Score: 1

      While people are recommending books, I'll throw one in: Godel, Escher, Bach: an Eternal Golden Braid, by Douglas Hofstadter. The book deals with formal systems and other topics, and won the Pulitzer prize - well worth reading.

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  7. Arbitrary addition? by dagar17 · · Score: 1, Troll

    "He noted a number of time periods are listed in the Book of Daniel from the Old Testament. One of these is 1,260 days, which Newton interpreted as 1,260 years, based on a day-per-year principle. The time frame is one in which Newton interpreted to stand for a period when the church (Orthodox, Roman Catholic and Anglican) would be mired in deep corruption. In his attempt to decode the mind of God, Newton determined that 1260 date actually began in 800 AD, a time when the Roman Catholic church was given political power over countries. He then added 1260 to 800 to arrive at the date of 2060 for the Apocalypse. It is mentioned twice in his manuscripts." So he sees 1260 days referring to something in the old testiment then interpruts that to mean years then adds it to the year the Roman catholic church gains power. Sounds like he added together some arbitrary numbers to me. What is his reason for interpruting 1260 days as years anyways and why does that added to the year the roman catholic chuch gained power mean anything? Maybe Newton went mad after studying the book of Revelations for 60 years.

    1. Re:Arbitrary addition? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      That is a pretty common interpretation of Biblical prophecy, since the passage I believe you are refering to speaks of weeks, which at the time in the Hebrew language, could have refered to groups of seven anything, days, months, years. There are all sorts of interpretations of that passage of scripture, the modern pentecostal view is that there are 69 weeks (of years), which have passed ending with the first Palm Sunday, and ushered in the church age, which is of indeterminate length, which will be capped by the 50th week (of 7 years) or the Great Tribulation, and that the 1290 days (about 3.5 years) refers to the days in the first and second halves of the Tribulation, which are explained in great detail in the Revelation of John. The founder of the Jehovah's Whitnesses had an interpretation that called for the Rapture to occur in 1840 or 1841, I believe, it just depends on how you set your start date.

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    2. Re:Arbitrary addition? by colganc · · Score: 1

      well i think it was mentioned in another post that if you could read, would have found your answer.

    3. Re:Arbitrary addition? by dagar17 · · Score: 1

      Ofcourse you can't be bothered linking to this post can you? Did it occur to you that my reply was maybe the 6th to this article and therefore preceided this post. I believe I asked a legitiment question based on the vagueness of this article.

  8. Come on now by RedWolves2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bush only has a year left in office. The world will end before then!

    1. Re: Come on now by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Funny


      > Bush only has a year left in office. The world will end before then!

      Surely he can count on the 5 votes he needs for a second term?

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
  9. Not a very scientific formula by SpaFF · · Score: 1

    From the article it seems that Newton simply decided to interpret one day as one year and then added 1260 (from the Book of Daniel) to the year the Church was given political power (800AD) to derive his date. This doesn't seem like a very scientific way of doing things. Why did he choose to interpret a day as a year. What was his reasoning behind that? I think someone as scientific as Newton would have had a little more of an explanation as to why he chose those numbers. Unless the article is leaving out some VERY important details this just seems like a fake to me.

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    1. Re:Not a very scientific formula by Cokelee · · Score: 1
      From the article it seems that Newton simply decided to interpret one day as one year and then added 1260 (from the Book of Daniel) to the year the Church was given political power (800AD) to derive his date. This doesn't seem like a very scientific way of doing things. Why did he choose to interpret a day as a year. What was his reasoning behind that? I think someone as scientific as Newton would have had a little more of an explanation as to why he chose those numbers. Unless the article is leaving out some VERY important details this just seems like a fake to me.

      I don't really like the article posted, there are many others and the one listed here didn't underscore that they really don't know why wrote everything he did. They said he wrote a number of time periods. That hardly means Newton thought 1260 + 800 = 2060 Oohooh that's it!!

      This article seems a little more brief, but it says what is known without sensational speculation.

    2. Re:Not a very scientific formula by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      How soon you forget, we are talking about religion, not science. Just because a scientist is talking/writing about religion does not make it science. It (religion/bible) is still just arbitrary. Look at how many mistakes there are in print. I am supposed to believe, or have faith, that there are none in the bible? Puhlease!

    3. Re:Not a very scientific formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, so why is this NOT flamebait?

      Is this supposed to be the /. version of a religious/philosophical double standard?

  10. Notes aren't Predictions by Cokelee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As this article mentions. he scribbled this in his notes. Do you write notes that you want to go public and have everyone think that you devoutly believed it?

    Think about it. He may not even really believe this, he may have just wrote it down because it popped into his head, not because years of his research proved it. C'mon . . .

  11. newton had his off decades... by jimbis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Please remember that Newton had lengthy periods of what can charitably be described as "screaming nervous breakdowns". He spent far too long losing himself in alchemy and frantic attempts to interpret the book of revalations etc.

  12. Take a look at the article... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Informative

    The story submission blows this *waaay* out of proportion. Way to go, Slashdot editors, letting this one through.

    Basically, if one reads the article, one finds that Newton made the prediction because *he* was fed up with people setting dates and wanted to put an end to it, and figured that with his repution, he could quiet them down by giving a different date from all of the rest of them.

    He wrote: "This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fancifull men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, & by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail."

    Goddamn it, Slashdot stories frequently have incredibly overblown headlines. You have to go read the article to get a *modicum* of useful information anymore.

    1. Re:Take a look at the article... by KDan · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Newton was completely bonkers by that time, from breathing all these poisonous quicksilver fumes in his lab. Makes it all the more interesting that he decided to divert his intelligence to study religious matters at that point, hehe... Could there be a link between heavy-metal-induced madness and religion? :D

      Daniel

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    2. Re:Take a look at the article... by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      Could there be a link between heavy-metal-induced madness and religion?

      If by heavy metal, you mean "poseur hairspray glam rock", then Stryper seems to have operated on that theory.

    3. Re:Take a look at the article... by Otter · · Score: 1
      Basically, if one reads the article, one finds that Newton made the prediction because *he* was fed up with people setting dates and wanted to put an end to it, and figured that with his repution, he could quiet them down by giving a different date from all of the rest of them.

      The article is confusingly laid out but I don't think that's correct. It seems to be saying this: Newton's prediction of a date for the end of the world is surprising, since he generally opposed making such predictions.

      My impression is that the quote "This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fancifull men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, & by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail." is from a different context, not a preface to this prediction. Rereading the article though, you may be right.

    4. Re:Take a look at the article... by n-baxley · · Score: 1

      I think you're right, although the article is pretty senstionalistic (sp?) as well.

    5. Re:Take a look at the article... by ihateashcroft · · Score: 1

      You would be right if not for Newton adding "...by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit...." That statement shows that Newton actually believed this shit. Just goes to show that even the smartest people can believe the stupidest things.

    6. Re:Take a look at the article... by mythr · · Score: 1

      One can believe whatever one wants without being stupid. Asserting that one knows the one and only truth, however, is the utmost in arrogance.

      -- a cynical agnostic

    7. Re:Take a look at the article... by jnana · · Score: 1

      So if I believe that gravity is a result of angels that live inside every atom and yearn to be close to their friends in other atoms, I'm not a complete moron somehow? I just don't get it. If you say that one can believe absolutely anything without being stupid, why should one try to be reasonable and actually find out the truth, rather than just accepting everything our priest or parent told us as a child? I'm sorry, but some things are stupid. I'm not passing judgment on any particular belief, except for the belief that one can believe anything without being stupid.

    8. Re:Take a look at the article... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      He was talking about Revelations, not the earth ending in 2060. The story submission said that he believed that the earth would end in 2060, not that he believed in Revelations.

    9. Re:Take a look at the article... by HyperbolicParabaloid · · Score: 1

      Slashdot stories frequently have incredibly overblown headlines. You have to go read the article to get a *modicum* of useful information anymore.

      Well, duh. If you could fit the useful information in a headline you wouldn't need the headline. Headlines are always brief summaries of an article, and necessarily can't summarize all the points of an article.

      In fact, in magazines and newspapers, a headline is effectively advertising: intended to get your attention, not convey information.

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    10. Re:Take a look at the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be fair, the National Post article implies the same thing the Slashdot article implies - that the prediction was serious. The inclusion of this quote which blows both opinions out of the water was clearly an accident on the NP's part :-)

    11. Re:Take a look at the article... by uncoveror · · Score: 1

      Stryper? Hair bands were not heavy metal. They were just boy bands with a girlish appearance and a fuzzbox. Slayer, Motorhead, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica, Black Sabbath. That's heavy metal!

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    12. Re:Take a look at the article... by leviramsey · · Score: 1

      That is why I referred to it as, IIRC, "poseur hairspray glam rock", which some misguided people assume qualifies as metal.

  13. Not that we'll get there . . . by rebill · · Score: 1

    January 19, 2038 - the 32-bit integer based on the Unix Epoch rolls over. Y2K got attention from the mainstream media because the numbers were nice and round, but after all the predictions of doom (read: hype) and the lack of visible incidents (because they all happened in between 1996 and 1999) for the media to report on, no one will care enough to handle the 2038 problem.

    Unless we can give it a snappy name - maybe Y2KXXXVIII, to mix roman and arabic numerals with the metric system `=).

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    1. Re:Not that we'll get there . . . by ptaff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe Sir Isaac was only wrong about the beginning of the Epoch.

      Put it in late 1991 (oh, Linux's birth?) instead of 1970 and it the pieces fit perfectly.

      We can't blame him for foreseeing Linux and not GNU nor UNIX - after all, legend says he's been hit by an Apple - which indeed with OS X now shares the end of the world with all of us believers :)

    2. Re:Not that we'll get there . . . by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall seeing a similar problem listed in some Windows documentation -- that the time_t values would roll over in 2038. Presumably, OS X has a similar problem... I look forward to it happening, because it will end the argument of OS superiority...

    3. Re:Not that we'll get there . . . by kristjansson · · Score: 1

      and the problem gets conveniently delayed by reimplementing time_t as an unsigned 32 bit integer, by the way...

  14. yeah by sydlexic · · Score: 2, Funny

    this is all based on the flawed premise that your so-called 'belief system' has to be logical and self-consistent. hi, let me introduce you to the human capacity for rationalization.

    1. Re:yeah by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, but the process of "rationalization" simply involves adding and subtracting axioms until the system makes sense again.

      like so:

      Axioms:
      1) Stealing is bad
      2) I need food to live

      Rules:
      a) I'm hungry
      b) The store has food
      c) I have no money

      rationalization() {
      remove(#1)
      add(#3)
      }

      New Axioms:
      2) I need food to live
      3) Stealing is bad, unless you're hungry

  15. Re:Yeah, right! by danbeck · · Score: 0

    It's amazing to see the amount of random hatred, anger and intolerance afforded to people who believe in a god.

    It's one thing to disagree with someone about something, but to hate and despise because of a belief that can be neither 100% proven or disproven?

  16. Um, okay by Bouncings · · Score: 1
    Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware that Newton 'was a theologian who wrote well over a million words on Biblical subjects,' and who devoted 'something like 55 to 60 years' studying the Book of Revelation.


    Now that's one random statement.

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  17. Battle of Armageddon by jeramybsmith · · Score: 5, Informative

    Mr. Newton was a scientist so I am sure he would appreciate the following about the battle of armageddon from "An Encyclopedia of Claims, Frauds and Hoaxes of the Occult and Supernatural " (jref.sawco.com):

    "Although commonly used as a designation for the end of the world, this name actually applies to a real geographical location in Israel near Mt. Carmel, about five miles from the coastal city of Haifa. It was the site of several important battles in ancient history.

    According to the predictions of St. John in Apocalypse, a battle between good and evil will take place there at some unspecified time, producing a river of human blood "to the height of a horse's bridle'' for a distance of 200 miles. Assuming that (a) all the blood were to be drained from each victim's body at the same moment, that (b) the "river'' is only ten feet wide, and it does not flow at all, that (c) the horse is rather small, it would mean that some 360,000,000 persons would have to be slaughtered during this battle, all simultaneously. Since the area cannot itself hold that number of persons standing should-to-shoulder, it appears that St. John's figures are poorly arrived at. But perhaps that is one of the properties of a miracle. "

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    1. Re:Battle of Armageddon by 4of12 · · Score: 3, Funny

      In your calculations, did you account for the displaced volume of submerged bodies raising the level of the blood sea?

      That effect could make the apparent blood level higher for fewer bodies, much in the same way that adding bricks to your toilet tank decreases the volume of each flush.

      [I can't believe I'm even posting this...]

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      "Provided by the management for your protection."
  18. Rosey Psalm and her 5 sisters...... by iq+in+binary · · Score: 1

    Although biblical studies never really interested me, some of the "coincidences" that have arisen from it have.

    Although I won't stand by the sources, I have seen some rather compelling and well made arguments over the book of Revelations, Job, and the Tanakh's "predictions."

    After reading the bible myself a couple times out of dogged curiousity, I found some passages that aired disturbingly of our situation today. I swear on my lady's ass that some of those passages are analogies for the creation of the UN. Furthermore I could've sworn Jeremiah predicted World War 2.

    Being one who still hates born agains, I think religious fervor skipped this reader. There are still alot of things about the bible that leave me skeptical, but one thing I will vouch for is the eerie similarities between some of the scenarios proposed in the bible and the current situation we find ourselves in (on the brink of WW3, UN losing it's power slowly).

    Check it out, even if you're not a fan of religion, knowing the bible well makes a killer advantage on your behalf the next time that overzealous Christian next door starts preaching. Kind of sad one of the Bible's biggest uncertainties is itself ;)

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    Of all the Universal Constants, here's one I know: Nice guys finish last ;)
    1. Re:Rosey Psalm and her 5 sisters...... by eXtro · · Score: 1

      Is it prediction or pattern matching? The brain is a powerful organ designed to impose a bit of order on chaos. Fitting archaic and stilted language onto past events is easy. The true test of predictions would be to determine it beforehand. Make your predictions, seal them away and check on them after they have expired. If the bible contains prophecies, and the bible is literally the uncorrupt word of God then they should all come true.

  19. Yes, it's true--there is something greater. by amarodeeps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To quote the venerable Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

    "Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space. Listen..." and so on.

    That's why I've started this new religion called Space-entology. Join today. Send a check for $19.95 to my address to get started (only 268 easy monthly installments!). Don't get left behind when we colonize Io, join today!

  20. Re:newton was probably fucked from Hg poisoning... by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    ...if he was dabbling in alchemy!

    Probably Pb poisoning too!

  21. THE SKY IS FALLING... by MrIcee · · Score: 1

    Today and Today Only! A half price sale on END OF THE WORLD INSURANCE. Visit www.Newton666.com and get protected today! Don't leave your loved ones behind! A simple $5000 polcy started today will ensure that you or your heir will be able to board a rocket to take you off-world, on December 31, 2059. NO RETURNS!

  22. Devout religious faith is usually the culprit... by eXtro · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware that Newton 'was a theologian who wrote well over a million words on Biblical subjects,' and who devoted 'something like 55 to 60 years' studying the Book of Revelation."

    Well, nose-thumbing on the submitters part aside, what does this prove? Isaac Newton was Christian? OK, but this isn't news. Way back in grade school and high school science classes we learned about this. We also learned that the Vatican wasn't entirely impressed with Newton's investigations which doesn't really mean much either. Newton was a believer in the bible, apparently a very devout one who believed that the bible was true and correct. The areas of his investigations didn't reveal anything that contradicted the bible, at least in his opinion. If in 2060 passes by uneventfully (or even eventfully but still passes by) will that mean that the bible has been disproven? No. It won't be proven either.


    The problem that most people have with the combination of religion and science is that religion often tries to impose what appears in the bible over what we have learned through experience and conjecture. Science as it is supposed to be practiced is a constantly self-correcting body of knowledge. This body of knowledge is used to produce a working model of the universe. In Newton's time the force = mass / acceleration was accurate enough to describe most things that they investigated. Time passed and there were problems with this. To a first approximation in most peoples lives this is still accurate, but if you're a cosmologist you'll want a more accurate model which includes Einstein's theories as an example. If you're looking at very small things rather than very large you'll be interested in quantum theory and so on.


    Science evolves (a word that puts a furrow in the brow of some religious people) based on a refinement of information and the advancement of knowledge. If based on your religious conviction you insist that the speed of light in a vacuum isn't 3*10^8 m/s or that things do in fact go faster than it or that the sun is the center of the universe then science has a problem with that. It's easily reconcilable if you can find actual evidence to support your theory, scripture doesn't count.

  23. PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by tunah · · Score: 5, Funny
    One of these is 1,260 days, which Newton interpreted as 1,260 years, based on a day-per-year principle... Newton determined that 1260 date actually began in 800 AD. He then added 1260 to 800 to arrive at the date of 2060 for the Apocalypse.

    PROOF THAT NEWTON IS EVIL:

    N-E-W-T-O-N = 14+5+23+20+15+14 = 91

    Add this to the date of his death (1727): 1818

    Flip this upside down: 8181.

    Take away the year of his birth (1642): 6539

    Add GRAVITY (7+18+1+22+9+20+25=102): 6641

    Add 10 (newton had ten fingers): 6651

    Gravity is an inverse square law, operating in three dimensions so multiply by the inverse square of 3: 739.

    Subtract his age when he died (85): 654

    Add 24/3, the date this story was published if you're british (which he was): 662.

    Finally, add the number of laws of motion he created (3): 665.

    Fuck.

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    1. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Damn... I just used up my mod points this morning! :-(

      Thanks for the laugh!

    2. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn, I wish I had mod points for you. Thanks for the laugh

    3. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Add 24/3, the date this story was published if you're british (which he was): 662.

      uhh, that would be 24/2 = 12, so you get 666

      NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!

    4. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by peripatetic_bum · · Score: 1

      nice. Is there a place we can place slashdot highlights as this surely ranks as one of the best slashdot posts

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    5. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by tunah · · Score: 1

      Subtract the four cups of coffee I didn't have before posting...

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    6. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or his zeroth law (which is usually concidered too obvious to write, but which some text books include anyways), F=F1+F2 if F1 and F2 are parallel.

    7. Re:PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL!!!11 by yoey · · Score: 1

      Yes! A collection of the best responses would be a good idea.

      And I agree that the response "PROOF THAT NEWTON IS THE DEVIL" is the best I ever read. (I even linked to it directly from my website.)

  24. This is not from the "this-just-in" dept... by Nice2Cats · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    ...because I submitted the exact same story two days ago, based on the original "Daily Telegraph" article from the 22nd of February, and including the cool Reuters headline "End of the World Is Nigh, Says Long-Dead Scientist", which they repeated on Monday in a re-written form.

    I know that you guys at Slashdot can't be perfect and that half of the time one quarter of you don't have a frigging clue what the other two eights are doing, but if you figure out later you made a mistake in rejecting a story, just fucking say so, don't lie to those of us who go the trouble of submitting the stories that pay for whatever passes for food with you people. It was "just in" two days ago, and you threw it away, and now somebody has given you a second chance. Okay, I can live just fine with that, as long as you can admit when you went wrong.

    Stuff like this is seriously offensive and is one of the reasons why people are turning their backs on this site and are moving over to Kuro5hin.

    1. Re:This is not from the "this-just-in" dept... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      If Slashdot is still around in five years and you're still using this account, are you really going to be broken up if you look at your user info page and see one less accepted story? I mean, what does it really matter?

    2. Re:This is not from the "this-just-in" dept... by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      His submission may actually have been in before yours - I've had "accepted" articles wait in the queue for up to 4 days before making it to the Slashdot front page.

      I'm not sure why it takes so long, but it sometimes does.

      If that's not what happened... well, lets just say that the editors like controversy - and this one's probably more likely to provoke flames, considering the religion flamebait in it.

    3. Re:This is not from the "this-just-in" dept... by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      well according to CmdrTaco's Journal entry ..."most Slashdot stories are posted several minutes before they are live on the mainpage. Of course, major breaking news goes live instantly... and that would still be true. All that would chance is that subscribers could theoretically see the normal scheduled stories some amount of time early. I don't know what that window is. 10 minutes? 30 minutes? And of course, these stories would be clearly marked as stories that are under construction, subject to change, or even deletion."

      and he goes on to talk about subscription people would get to read slashdot stories earlier than everyone else, thus bypassing the slashdot effect to some extent

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  25. Re:Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see you still believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy as well. Otherwise, you'd laugh silly at me if I, a 39 year old male, were to profess as such. Believing in a being that pulls everything out of his hat in less than a week isn't any more believable than that trio. Fucking grow up!

  26. Wow, what flamebait! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware that Newton ...

    I'm pretty shocked that the editors let this tirade go through. Can't we have people simply submit storied without adding their two cents in anymore? Submitters, please save your editorial comments for the "Comments" section.

    Regarding those narrow-minded simpletons such as myself, there are plenty of intellectuals throughout history who have held dubious beliefs that we have chosen to ignore. Plato was a big supporter of slavery. Tesla believed he had been contacted by aliens. Linus Pauling claimed Vitamin C possessed all kinds of miraculous abilities. So what? Is the submitter saying that if I admire these men for their scientific achievements, that I am somehow required to accept all their beliefs?

    I may admire Plato's philosophical ability without accepting his love of slavery. Similarly, I can respect Newton's contributions to mathematics and physics without deciding that devout religous faith and skeptical scientific inquiry are natural compliments to one another.

    GMD

  27. IN OLD ENGLAND by tunah · · Score: 3, Funny

    The world ends Newton!

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  28. I stumbled..... by auferstehung · · Score: 2, Interesting

    on some of Sir Isaac's theological ramblings while exploring the library stacks in college. It is amazing how someone who is absolutely brilliant in one area can make a complete ass of himself in another.

    For those who would like a taste of the wild side, see historicist.com

    I'm sticking to the Principia.
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    1. Re:I stumbled..... by crmartin · · Score: 1

      He was pretty sensible for an abused lifetime virgin in the 17th century.

  29. Re:Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, and BTW, don't forget, you fscking xtian clowns used to burn people who think like me at the stake for our trouble, so don't go whining about how putting down your fscking nasty religion isn't fair to me! Get a life, start thinking for yourself, and stop believing in fairy stories and using them to justify nastiness on others!

  30. Newton questioned everything by catsRus · · Score: 1

    ....so why the big deal about the religous aspects he was just being a scientist. Perhaps he was also tired of being threatened with ex communication if he didnt fake it at least. :)

  31. Re:Yeah, right! by Sgt+York · · Score: 2, Funny
    Oh, and BTW, don't forget, you fscking xtian clowns used to burn people who think like me at the stake for our trouble

    Sorry about that, dude. Really, I wanted to stop them, but I was voted down. I did bring you burn cream, though, remember?

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  32. Re:Philosophical Statement Ahead by cryptochrome · · Score: 1

    All hail GW, the divinely inspired boy king of the world! May he grant us safety and rain spite upon his enemies! YEEEEE-HAW!

    Seriously though, when you fail to question and if necessary confront the truth of the supposed higher powers, you are weak-minded. And if you believe that that higher power absolves you of some power, responsibility, and choice over your own actions, you are a tool.

    The fact is, nobody who is informed on the subject regards Newton as having been a true scientist. He was ahead of his time but still living in the dark ages. Modern science demands that theories stand on their own merits regardless of who discovered them, and his discoveries and accomplishements were no exception. Relativistic and Quantum physics have proved themselves superior to Newtonian physics in every way except simplicity of calculation (nor are they spared the same rigors).

    That's why we remember Newton for his gravitational mechanics and work on calculus, and not for his preposterous and largely forgotten mysticism.

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  33. Re:Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How noble of you.

  34. Wrong date by edbarrett · · Score: 2, Funny

    My Newton's going to have a problem in 2010. The ReadMe says the clock stops for the last time in 2920, but I'll probably have a HUD by then.

    Damn, I feel like I've been Newton trolling all day or something.

  35. Re:Philosophical Statement Ahead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what you're saying is that, because the planet that we inhabit is a part of something so fscking huge, there's no way that we can ever even think about trying to understand it or know it, so we have to bow down and accept the totally ridiculous idea that it was somehow farted out of some being's asshole, therefore bow down before it!

    What the fuck are you smoking?

  36. he was also going crazy... by kendoka · · Score: 1

    It is true he consumed himself during the latter stage of his life with the search for God, but it's also true he was going crazy from working with too much mercury. The world's most influential scientist gets Mad Hatter's and starts searching for an ontological proof for the existence of God - I still wouldn't put much stock in it.

  37. Keeping busy... by umofomia · · Score: 4, Funny

    A man who died a virgin has to keep himself busy somehow. :)

  38. according to different sources by QEDog · · Score: 2, Funny
    Atari: the world will end in the 2600

    Hanoi: the world will end when you solve the 2^64 disks hanoi tower

    AOL: the world will end when you switch out from AOL

    Intel: the world will end in the 8086

    FF6: when kefka moves the towers

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    1. Re:according to different sources by KiahZero · · Score: 1

      I feel incredibly geeky for pointing this out, but in Final Fantasy VI, Kefka didn't move towers. He moved the three statues of the Goddesses out of alignment, fucking up the World of Balance. God damn, I need a life.

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    2. Re:according to different sources by Alsee · · Score: 2, Funny

      Microsoft: The world ain't done till Linux won't run.

      Intel/AMD: Intel says the end of the world will be in 3000 years. AMD says it will be in 20 years, but they point out that 20 AMD years is really the same as 3000 Intel years due to the year-myth.

      Slashdot: The world will end after 64 consecutive stories without a dupe.

      Max Headroom: The world will end 20 minutes into the future.

      Scientology: When Xenu escapes from his volcano prision.

      Capt. Kirk: The.... world.... will.... end.... when.... I.... finally.... finish.... speaking.... this.... sentence.

      Capt. Picard: Lets all get together and vote on it.

      Sisko: The world's not ending on MY watch dammit!

      Capt. Archer: Who knows? Continuity is shot to hell and the timeline is a mess.

      Bugzilla: When lines-of-code per bug triggers a division by zero error.

      RMS: The correct term is GNU/end_of_the_world.

      BSD: The world is dying!

      Steve Jobs: The end of the world is going to be Amazingly Great!

      Steve Spielberg: The end of the world will be re-written with a completely different ending.

      Java: For cross-platform compatability the world will end at the same time on all platforms, but it will happen slowly.

      C: The world will end faster than with Java, but it will have a buffer overrun vulnerability.

      C++: You can overload the end of the world, but the results are undefined and implementation specific.

      Perl: I wrote down exactly when the world is going to end, but now I can't read it.

      Ada: Can't tell you when the world will end because government specs require that data to be encapsulated.

      Amazon.com: People who wonder about the end of the world also wear Clean Underwear and Ladybug Rain Boots.

      Google: The world will end on the date the most people think it will end.

      Bill Clinton: My lawyer says that you'll have to define "the" before I can answer that question.

      The SciFi channel: The world will end again three hours later.

      Civ2 Civ3: The worls will end in 2020 or 2050, but you can continue with no further scoring.

      End of the world poll:
      o Today
      o Tomorrow
      o Next week
      o Next year
      o Never
      * Cowboy Neal

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  39. Actually... by drivers · · Score: 3, Funny

    The world is going to end in 2060.000013. He forgot to account for general relativity.

  40. Newton's contribution to science and mathematics by idommp · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ended well before his 30th birthday. After that he made a complete fool of himself with his attempts to apply his rapidly dimishing mental abilities to "decoding" the Bible. I was a physics student back in the days when the History of Science was still considered a necessary part of training as a scientist. As I recall from Newton's biographys, he made a number of attempts to date Biblical events, including creation, and missed every one by at least an order of magnitude. No one who has any knowledge of Newton's life and work is likely to consider this "prediction" as anything more than it was: the rantings of a demented mind.

  41. Re:Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this flamebait? Just because all these fscking xtians consider it a serious effront to have their narrow minded religion questioned?

  42. Newton Studying Revelations by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    Newton died at around 85. So he must have started studying Revelations at about 30, though I don't suppose he spent all the time of those years studying Revelations.

  43. I think the monks had it right with Hanoi by MarvinMouse · · Score: 1

    They said when the 64 disks from the towers of hanoi in some temple were moved from one tower to another. (moving each disk took at very least a minute), than the work will end..

    So, let's see. Optimal solution time = 2^N - 1. Giving one minute per move gives us.

    (2^64 - 1) Minutes ~= 3.5 x 10^13 years.

    Which is a lot closer I believe than the people who say it will happen in 50 years. We all want the world to end, but it just doesn't seem to want to acknowledge our desires. (Or at least a lot people want it to end considering how often the end of the world is tommorow.:)

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  44. Newton as a false prophet? by dacarr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is declared numerous times throughout the new testament that nobody knows when the world ends. A little ironic then that he was a devout believer.

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    1. Re:Newton as a false prophet? by superyooser · · Score: 1
      From the article:

      "This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be..." - Sir Isaac Newton

    2. Re:Newton as a false prophet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its also declared by jesus in the book of mark i believe that "there are those alive today that will not taste death." meaning that the end of the world would come before they died and theyd get whisked up to heaven. and paul said something similar as well. if the son of god got it wrong, why do mere mortals keep trying to predict the end?

  45. So there are 53 years left? by crmartin · · Score: 1

    No kidding this is the conclusion they just came to on Fox News.

    John ALan Paulos was right.

  46. Narrow Minded? by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry

    Good point. Whenever religion pops up here, anyone supporting it (or any "non-geek" world view) is often flamed and rapidly roasted.

    I have friends who are devout athiests as well as friends who are strict fundamentalist Christians -- as well as friends who are Wiccan, Quaker, Buddist, and memembers of other religions, including "new-agers." I've seen people with faith do remarkable things (Yes -- I've seen faith healing). I've learned that, even though I've studied many religions, I don't know squat about religion.

    I've seen many people here continually point out that any form of religious or spiritual belief is unproven, and therefore, untrustworthy and false.

    I have yet, however, to see anyone who has said such a thing show that s/he knows the first thing about the religion they are claiming is false -- other than what outsiders say of various religions.

    Newton was very interested in religious and spiritual matters -- and even studied astrology. (There is a story that Halley asked him, "Why do you believe in astrology?" To which Newton replied, "Because I have studied it. You have not." -- I've seen writings that document this as true and others that claim it is false, but it's an interesting point.)

    I'll probably get flamed for this (by people that think they know everything but have never studied any of the world's religions), since I'm sticking up for Newton and others believing in religious beliefs that can't be proven scientifically, but I think it's a point worth making.

    In my experience, I withhold judgement. By not judging my friends of many different religious, I've been able to have some wonderful opportunities to learn and see things I would have never expected to see.

    1. Re:Narrow Minded? by ZvlvLord · · Score: 1

      I could not agree more. By accepting people as they are, we're somehow allowed to get a glimpse of 'their' world. That is priceless. No matter how intelligent one is, no matter how kind one is, no matter how wise one is, one is just ONE person. That's right, just one person. There will always be someone smarter, kinder or wiser. People that reject science OR religions, are just idiots. Not one view is The Right One. They all model the same reality in different ways. Some people here need to travel and get to see some of the weird shit that Faith does all over the world. That would open them up a little bit more to this beautiful world, that everyone sees in a 'different' way. Travel a bit, and I don't mean touristic stuff, I mean actually bonding and developing relationships with locals. I don't particularly believe in God as the Almighty, all powerful, omniscient and so on. I believe in life and I am open to everything. You all take care.

  47. Re:Devout religious faith is usually the culprit.. by msouth · · Score: 1

    later, they realized that you got much more accurate results with f = m * a and the units worked out, too! :)

    (I know, it's the mathematical equivalent of a spelling flame, sue me.)

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  48. He was into religion for over half a century... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...waaaay before any fumes could have got to him, and before most of his truly memorable science was done.

    (NathanH pelase note)

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  49. Ah...! by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    So that's what Gabriel's trump sounds...

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  50. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world will end in the year 68000.

  51. Day for a year by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Informative

    From Ezekiel 4:6 - `I have appointed thee each day for a year.' There is much supporting text, but basically it has been so popular because it works: it matches history rather nicely.

    The foundational system of interpretation that uses this extensively and fits history so well is called Historicism, and the Roman Catholic Church don't like it very much because it identifies them as antiChrist... so Alcazar and Ribera, a couple of Jesuits, invented Futurism (which tears of and places a critical chunk of the prophecy waaay in the future, now supported by the Catholic-influenced Christian Right) and Praeterism (which uses a minor king name Antiochus Epiphanes as antiChrist, treats the 1260 days as literal, and pronounces the prophecy fulfilled and ended, now supported by other factions who can't buy Futurism but don't like Historicism because it's an ecumenical barrier).

    Sorry you asked? (-:

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    1. Re:Day for a year by young-earth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you read all of Ezekiel 4, you can see that God was assigning Ezekiel a surrogate punishment for the transgressions of Israel. This is just like using Numbers 16 to say a day is a year; forcing that interpretation on the rest of the Bible is ignoring the specific context that each passage contains. If you're going to engage in doing that, then you have to deal with Peter who says in 2Peter 3:8 "But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day."

      Neither interpretation (a day is a year or a day is a thousand years) should be used outside its context.

      For further details of why this should not be used, see this previous post.

    2. Re:Day for a year by haggar · · Score: 1

      Are you, by any chance, the author of the excellent post you mentioned?

      I myself am a Baha'i, but I respect the points the author makes.

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  52. Just check your TV and see... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1
    Why did my TV suddenly decide that I wanted to see three specials about Michael Jackson every week?

    ...make sure it doesn't have a copy of WindowsCE skerricked away inside somewhere. They might have slipped you a DRM update, interframe, or something like that. (-:

    As for Dubya, yes, he's living proof that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

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  53. ...or if he was lucky... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Au poisoning.

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    1. Re:...or if he was lucky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gold poisoning?

  54. ...and: oh, bugger. by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    We will have to cope with Y2.038k after all...

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    1. Re:...and: oh, bugger. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y2.038k... I can't believe you said that. Wait, never mind, I can.

    2. Re:...and: oh, bugger. by Verne · · Score: 1

      not that anyone probably cares, but common engineering practice is to use the 'k' for the decimal point.

      i.e. Y2k038

      and for all those who think they can use upper case 'K', that's 1024 not 1000.

      That's all. Pretty pointless post, but this is slashdot afterall.

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  55. Re:Devout religious faith is usually the culprit.. by eXtro · · Score: 1

    Nah, no legal action from me, I caught it just after I hit submit. I even previewed it first. *doh*

  56. Re:Devout religious faith is usually the culprit.. by msouth · · Score: 1

    For what it's worth, I did give you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you made the typo/braino of thinking about the law the more logical way, a = F / m, but trying to type it in the more often presented way, F = m * a.

    (I think of the first as being more logical because it sort of reads like the cause/effect relationship you think of--the acceleration that results is equal to the force applied divided by the mass it is applied to. "Force equals mass times acceleration" really doesn't _say_ anything, and to get it to say anything you have to really twist it around--"The force F required to produce an acceleration a of a mass m is equal to the product of the mass and the acceleration" or something.

    (Despite the fact that I have noted this, no physics text authors have beaten down my door asking for help with their next editions. Imagine. :)

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  57. I'm all for amusing statments by Ted_Green · · Score: 1

    from believers and non believers alike

    But if one is going to poke fun at them, they should at least poke fun at the correct things.

    This isn't a battle. It's the angels harvesting the "bounty" of the earth. In which case the factor is still off... by about 6 billion too few.

    (Rev. 14)
    17Another angel came out of the temple in heaven, and he too had a sharp sickle. 18Still another angel, who had charge of the fire, came from the altar and called in a loud voice to him who had the sharp sickle, "Take your sharp sickle and gather the clusters of grapes from the earth's vine, because its grapes are ripe." 19The angel swung his sickle on the earth, gathered its grapes and threw them into the great winepress of God's wrath. 20They were trampled in the winepress outside the city, and blood flowed out of the press, rising as high as the horses' bridles for a distance of 1,600 stadia.

    Frankly I find works that try to disprove Apocalyptic literature about as silly as works that try to prove it.

  58. Re:Newton's contribution to science and mathematic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Demented is right. Considering he stole most of what he "found" from others, and burned down libararies to cover up other's works on the subjects.

  59. Is that belief based on an axiom? by Ted_Green · · Score: 1

    Which ones?

    Personally a lot of my belief system is based on intuition, emotion and self contradiction. Things that don't fit well into the logical construction.

    *shrug* while I like the ease and logic of your system (sounds similar to Kant's a prior and a posteriori setup... if you haven't read his Critique of Pure Reason you should check it out) I honestly can't apply certain belief facets to it. Esp. ones like skepticism and much of the postmodern belief structures.

    1. Re:Is that belief based on an axiom? by Dr.+Bent · · Score: 1

      Which ones? Too many to name. Start with "I exist", and go from there.

      And as far as personal belief systems being contradictory, that's entirely possible. Personal beliefs are usually not composed of a single belief system (If they were, people would be very arrogant, and probably very boring).

      I was trying to make this point when I posted this theory. Newton believed in two contradictory belief systems (Physics and Christianity) at the same time. Because all belief systems are just logical constructs, and not reflections of reality, there's nothing wrong with this. You can have 1000 different contradictory belief systems and use them in all kinds of different situations. As long as those models of the universe work for you, it doesn't matter.

      Even if your belief system is "Whatever I feel is right, is right". That's fine. But it's still a belief system. And yes, I'm stealing some ideas from Kant. And Taoism. And a few other places. Which ones exactly are left as an exersise to the reader (assuming "the reader" actually exists).

    2. Re:Is that belief based on an axiom? by IckySplat · · Score: 1

      And as far as personal belief systems being contradictory, that's entirely possible. Personal beliefs are usually not composed of a single belief system (If they were, people would be very arrogant, and probably very boring).

      Ahhh ... This explains much!

      Thankyou!

      I had been wondering why this was for quite some time

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  60. Gold poisoning by leonbrooks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, it's what alchemists hope to achive, Plumbium into Aurium, no? (-:

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  61. Re:Yeah, right! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is practically impossible for the hatred that the Christian church has unleashed upon the world over the centuries to be matched, so grin and bear it. Slaughtered people everywhere only wish they had life as good as you do.

  62. Duh. Who said you have to have anyone standing? by torpor · · Score: 1

    Angels have wings. They can fly there.

    And anyway, that's why its a river.

    Sheesh...

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  63. Alas, no more bits... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    Y2.038k == 32-bit time counter at one tick per second since 1970 runs out of ticks (to be exact, 19-January-2038 at 3:14:08 AM GMT).

    Value must be signed because signed arithmetic is widely done on it, so making it unsigned won't work. Value is traditionally `long' so not a problem on 64-bit machines (like Alpha) for a while but major hassles with old software (that doesn't use time_t type) on 32-bit machines.

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    1. Re:Alas, no more bits... by le_banni · · Score: 0

      Don't matter Just need to be all 64 bit (or more) by that time.

  64. 665 (offtopic -1) by sckeener · · Score: 1

    665 neighbor to the beast.

    Or should that be 664....

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  65. Faith vs Sceince by mgb · · Score: 1

    Oh Come on!

    Newton lived in a world before the scientific revolution had gotten off the ground, or the enligtenment. He was expected as an educated person of his day to be learned in philosophy and greek and latin and theology as well as mathematics and natural philososphy, not to mention alchemy and divination. There just wasn't any distiction between them.

    Its thanks to people like Newton, and Kepler and Copernicus and a host of other scientists and philosphers (Thomas Aquinas anyone!) that the boundaries between faith and reason were identified and defined by later generations.

    mgb

  66. Moderators on Crack Again by turgid · · Score: 0

    How is this Flamebait? Simply because it is contrary to your personal religious beliefs? Get a grip.

    1. Re:Moderators on Crack Again by turgid · · Score: 1

      Ah, so I'm overrated, and not flamebait? The book-burners have moderator points!

  67. Yeah, sure. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    For ages we prayed anw we were the victims of famine and disease.

    For a few hundred years we made science and improved the lifes of millions.

    Faith healing? Yeah, sure, whatever makes you rock, I have seen more people saved by verifiable applied science than vy unverified alleged "faith" healing.

    Keep praying, but surely you take your vaccinations, go to your doctor, and benefit from the research to make your life last 3 or 4 times as much as lifes used to last around 200 or 300 years in conditions far better.

    Keep praying.

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    1. Re:Yeah, sure. by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Funny, but this post almost proves my point -- that any view involving religion is flamed. I'm not saying this post is a flame, but it is a great example of someone who believes strongly in science and is so sure s/he is right that s/he won't even pay attention to what is being said about other points of view.

      Basically, it's an example of someone so sure science is the ONLY way, they refuse to even consider other options. It shows that science can be as blind a religion as extreme fundamentalism.

      It's the "I'm right and I am so sure I'm right, I won't even consider anything else and I know it's got to be wrong if it's not my point of view," thing -- the same for a believer in science as for a believer in the Bible. Both are equally ignorant of the other points of view and both are equally stubborn in refusing to even look into other ways.

      As I said, I keep an open mind. It is not uncommon for me to be invited to a range of religious ceremonies. I think it's clear I've been open minded and seen things others here haven't.

      For ages we prayed anw we were the victims of famine and disease.

      You're right. Now we don't have to worry about hunger -- nobody starves any more. Science has solved that problem. And certainly, disease is no longer a problem. (I'm glad you didn't hear the show on AIDS I heard yesterday -- about how over 30% of the population in some areas of Africa is HIV positive -- it might lead you to doubt that we are no longer victims of disease.)

      I have been to places like St. Anne's Cathedral in Quebec, or Chimayo, in New Mexico (or Lourdes in France). I've seen people I've known, with "incurable" conditions be healed by their faith.

      I never said science was wrong. I never said don't believe in science. All I pointed out was that I've seen a WIDE variety, from no faith at all, to faith in science, to faith in spiritual beliefs. I've seen many different things work for many people.

      While I don't want to talk about my beliefs here, I do want to point out it is unscientific to belittle things one has not investigated or studied. It is accepting something as untrue without investigating it.

      Those who base their faith on religious scripture and belittle science usually have no understanding at all of science. And those who base their faith on science and belittle faith usually have no understanding, at all, of faith. As is shown by your post.

      If science works for you, great, but that doesn't mean you know enough about faith based points of view to drag them down or belittle them.

      (Side note: From your comments like "Keep praying," and "go to your doctor," it seems clear you put me in the "faith healing" camp. Notice, if you read my post, I never once put myself in any group. As I said, I withhold judgement. Again, this is an example of someone so strong in their beliefs they don't want to read anything that could possibly disagree with them carefully.)

  68. Who are the narrowminded? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Those who humbly submit themsleves to any proven evidence (scientists will have no problems to accept religious explanations that are repeatable and verifiable) or those that in spite of repeatable, evident evidence of phenomena decide to ignore it to follow an often poorly understood dogma?

    Newton may have been fundmanetlay correct about mathematics and physics, but he is wrong in many other things, this being one of them.

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  69. Re:Yeah, right! by wonkamaster · · Score: 1

    No! Because his scientific beliefs are based on his religious beliefs. And if you don't believe in his religion... well, then you don't get gravity either.

    I don't know about you, but I've become WAY too dependent on this gravity thing to stop believing now.

    We should all just be lucky that he didn't patent gravity! (Which he would have easily been able to do had he lived in the US). Talk about cornering the market!!!

  70. faith, hop and charity.... by Atrahasis · · Score: 1

    and the greatest of these is hop. [Taken from the Pentecostal Hoppers Bible]

  71. He'S WRONG by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    The world will end in 2038 when the seconds past the epoch take more than 32 bits.

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  72. Re:Devout religious faith is usually the culprit.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The problem that most people have with the combination of religion and science is that religion often tries to impose what appears in the bible over what we have learned through experience and conjecture

    I disagree. Though disagreements over the accuracy of Biblical passage is a major conflict between science and Christianity, I think the true problem is much greater. It deals with the underlying principles of science and religion.

    Religion requires Faith.

    Science is based on testing the world around us. Theories suceed or fail based only on whether their results predict real world actions. No matter how good your theory is, if it disagrees with experimental results, it is wrong.

    Religion, on the other hand, requires that you believe in something that you cannot see or test. At some level you must ignore the constraint of the physical world and believe something that the data says is false. This directly conflicts with the principles of science and is the cause of true disagreement between the two.

  73. See, where I fail to understand by Ted_Green · · Score: 1


    Is how you can have *self* contradictory belief system that is a logical construct if all belief systems are based upon logical constructs.

    It sounds like you want to say all belief systems share a common axiom, that of logic (ie that it works that its true, etc.) But some belief systems are comprised of entirely illogical ideas like the trinity in Christianity:
    God is one person and God is not one person

    Or emotional ideas conflicts that are also foundations for our actions/beliefs:
    I love her and I don't love her

    Perhaps I'm just misunderstanding what you mean with "logical constructs". I could see where you're coming from if you say "hierarchal constructs" perhaps, but the logical aspect, isn't something I'm really sure is always found, it suggests all belief systems share an internal logical cohesion with themselves, I'm not sure they do.
    Actually I'm not even sure if belief systems are based on a hierarchal construct either, if anything I'd say they are much more web like in nature, and not necessary reducible into component parts (although some likely are) without loosing inherent aspects of them

  74. Your Biblical Literalism... by Royster · · Score: 1

    ...is almost as disturbing as that of the Fundamentalists.

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    1. Re:Your Biblical Literalism... by xXunderdogXx · · Score: 1

      Great sig!

    2. Re:Your Biblical Literalism... by Royster · · Score: 1

      What? Not "marvelous"?

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  75. Re:Devout religious faith is usually the culprit.. by Royster · · Score: 1

    Isaac Newton was Christian? OK, but this isn't news. Way back in grade school and high school science classes we learned about this. We also learned that the Vatican wasn't entirely impressed with Newton's investigations which doesn't really mean much either.

    Not surprising when you sonsider that Newton was an Anglican and quite on the outs with the Vatican. After all look what the Vatican did to Gallileo not that much earlier (Newton was born the year Gallileo died).

    The problem that most people have with the combination of religion and science is that religion often tries to impose what appears in the bible over what we have learned through experience and conjecture.

    "Often" is rather overstating the case. While there is a vocal minority of Christian Fundamentalists in the US with their crusade against Evolution, the vast majority of Christians worldwide belong to denominations which see no conflict between Science and the Bible.

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  76. where was Newton born? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a coinky-dink it was in a CHRISTIAN area. Strange that you don't find any prominant folk born in, say, Hindu India, that make Christian predictions.

    According to the Koran, Christ is a prophet and is to be respected, but all of his followers are going to hell ;)

    During one of the Bible revisions, the Book of Revelations was almost left out.

    Crackpots, smart and stupid, have been predicting the end. They thought the end would be the generation after "jesus", then 1000ad, then the late 1800s (hence the creation of many modern American-protestant flavors, like the 7th day adventists), then world war 1, ww2 and on and on and on...

    The secularists need to advance technology and leave the religious nuts here, and when that big rock....er...christ finally comes a'knockin', we can watch from Mars or someplace.

  77. Re:Newton's contribution to science and mathematic by radtea · · Score: 2, Informative
    Utter nonsense.

    See for example Newton Timeline. Note the item for 1697, when Newton was 55. He recieved a problem from Bernoulli that he solved and published the solution to anonymously. Bernoulli was easily able to identify Newton as the author "as the lion is known by its paw"--that is, by the style and depth of insight in the solution.

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  78. Newton's concept of Time by ciphertext · · Score: 1

    Newton's concept of a linear, universal time was held in high regard until Einstein developed his theories on relativity. Now we view time as "relative" to the observer. Perhaps the end of the earth will occur before then, perhaps after, it may even occur on 2060. However, I wouldn't buy stock in Boeing or Lockheed based on what Newton has conjectured.

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  79. Sorry Issac! 2060 Too late! World ends in 2012. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  80. Detailed Story Available on SFT by Drog · · Score: 1

    I wrote a detailed article about this on Sci-Fi Today Sunday night. I then submitted the story to Slashdot Monday morning but it was promptly rejected. Perhaps they don't accept links to other weblogs? Anyway, enjoy.

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  81. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what is wrong with wanted the Kingdom of God? I pray nightly for Jesus to return quickly.

  82. incomatible, indeed by RogueMaverick · · Score: 1
    Those narrow-minded souls who still believe that devout religious faith is incompatible with fervent scientific inquiry are probably unaware that Newton 'was a theologian who wrote well over a million words on Biblical subjects,' and who devoted 'something like 55 to 60 years' studying the Book of Revelation."

    Excuse me? You mean that religion and science are compatible? Sorry to make you disapointed, but you're wrong. (No, moderators, this is not a troll.) Do you know how different religion and science are? You're saying they're compatible, and so I have to ask you: How? Explain to me how you can use both superstition, unfounded beliefs together with actual scientific work? How do you know when to believe the observational and experimental evidence and when to - rather boldly, I must say - put your faith in something that noone has ever proven in any way?

    Science and religion together? Sure. Just make sure you doesn't base your work on evidence that goes against your religion.

    1. Re:incomatible, indeed by beakburke · · Score: 1

      He said compatable, not the same.

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    2. Re:incomatible, indeed by BaverBud · · Score: 1

      Nothing in science has proven the Bible wrong(Notice I say BIBLE, not RELIGION ... Christianity is not a religion, but a personal relationship. Do YOUR research. Much different).

      May I mention you did nothing but rant? You yourself have no proof in your comment.

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  83. Newton Started on the Incorrect Year by geron · · Score: 1

    The number 1260 (years) appears many times in both the Bible (Revelations) and Islamic scriptures. Some examples include in Revelations (chapter 11) it says "And the Holy City (Jerusalem) shall they tread under foot for forty and two months." This is significant for two reasons: (1) 42 Months, each with 30 days equals 1260 days (prophetic 'days' are widely considered years by Bible scholars). (2) Christ gave the end of the time of the Gentiles (the occupation of Jerusalem by non-jews) as one of the three conditions that must be met when the end of the world (old world) comes and the Kingdom of God is established on earth (new world). The year 1260 (Islamic calendar) coincides with the year 1844 AD. Also, the other two conditions given by Christ as to when the end of the world would come were fulfilled in 1844. There are plenty of other prophesies in the Bible that lead to the year 1844 as well. In one of the Book of Daniel's most famous prophesies, Daniel predicts that the Messiah will but 'cut off' (Jesus' crucifiction) in 490 years from the decree of Artaxerxes in 457 BC, which points to the year 33 AD for Christ's crucifiction (widely accepted). In the same prophecy he adds that the Messiah would return 2300 years after the decree of Artaxerxes, or 1844. He was accurate about Christ so it follows that he was accurate about the year of the Messiah's return.

  84. What would Isaac do? by $$$$$exyGal · · Score: 1

    I wonder what Isaac Newton would have done if someone would have introduced him to slashdot while he was at college? Would he debated 'what a planet was' ? Or denied that someone was a woman because they used a certain kind of smiley? Maybe. He might have used it as a diversion just to get him through some tough times. Geniuses are often a little crazy. Look at Abraham Lincoln's wife, for instance.

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