They don't even know how long it's gonna take to change it from a plane into a car. It's just more losers speculating about a product that does not exist but which could be made available given jackasses with a half mill and a bunch of sucker investors.
I have already saw this before. And it didn't work out so good. So, yeah. I don't think so.
There are differences between XP and win98 ?
You mean like how you have to click somewhere else to do the same thing ? or are there actual differences ?
Word. Developers want root on every box in the system to write beta code. Then they write applications that use the network in a brain damaged way like needing 400 ports in the tcp 1000+ range to be open at all times on your firewall. Then they implement their crap code on a cutover and you (the sysadmin) gets told "it's the network" for 3 weeks while 200 sniffer files shows it's not. The IT director is brainless and worries about his job rather than having a spine.
They do some "patching" and then the developers go on to their next gig and you make the crap application that cost 2 million somehow run on you r shit budget.
Been there, done that. In fact about every mainframe to mid range conversion for a large database has been there and done that. You know the biggest sysnazis I have ever seen are IBM guys with mainframes and their damn applications have lot less problems that Spanky Coder down the hall.
Coders have a luxury of not working with and having to placate every one/group in the coporation and they have the gall to act as if they are on the hot seat.
Look aat a programmers desk and then try to find the sys admins desk and then tell me who is busier.
Listen to yourself. Fuck. You are completely geeked out. Clean the drool of your chin and fucking get the fuck away from your computer for awhile.
I mean really. Learn to take care of yourself.
Are you trying to be funny ? Are they teaching you this in College ?????? This is some funny shit here. You are confusing the physical busses and electrical connections of the internet with a map made by the protocol which runs ontop of those connections. In between there it sounds like you went into routing for a little while or something. You should really learn something before you make an ass of yourself.
Currently most setups you have seen on the internet is when you go to your friends house where he has the innernet right ?
You know if we had a free, opensource office that could compete with microsoft's office then we could take start to take apart microsoft. Unfortunately, linux advocates spend all their time with bullshit screensavers or crap that nobody but nerds ever uses.
So, it will never happen. Slackware will be lucky to turn 20, along with all of the other linux distributions because volunteers steer away from the hard work.
And Thats why I am a super genius for running OSX now.
I make more green than you do, and I do less work.
Better get back to applying server packs you festering oinkless nerdbot.
Don't piss me off or I will bitchslap a whole team of underling dorkbots like yourself into working without paid overtime for a month. I will also call all of them into me comfy office to explain what a device driver is again.
So, stick up for your race of estrogen fueled spankbots and shut yer mouth BOY!!
Regards, Your freakin overlord.
PS--Your momma sucks in the sack... I mean sucks my sack.
This is a recurring theme on Slashdot where some dork decides that he is an artist because he can code. Granted, but there are good artists and there are crap artists. When I see your compiled executible I will let you know just what kind of artist you are.
OS X user interface == ART.
Normal windoze applications == art displayed proudly in second rate hotel rooms and dirty spoons.
Real artists don't slap together a piece of work in fifteen minutes and pretend it's worth presenting to the public like open source programmers tend to do. Generally real art is done by one person (an artist) it's not a work in progress by a community of like minded dorks. That sounds alot like coporate and governmental art to me, which always sucks.
One day, at band camp, I was working on a computer and it was all like whrrrrrr, bzzt, beep! And I lost the hole layout for the bandzine. But then I got Lindows and it was ok but I didn't know what root was and I got an earache.
Another time, at band camp, I was walkin and talking to myself and I fell down and got muddy.
Hey!
Once when I was little I did not know what 'perpetuate' meant and I asked this guy and he told me what it meant.
Would'nt it be cool to have even more intellectual property laws so that it is even harder to make music in the first place ? Wouldn't it be cool that I could be sued for using something as inconsequential as so and so's snare drum hit in a composition ?
How's it feel to be an impotent, angry dork ? You are telling me that it is not inconvenient but I am thinking that it does not sound convenient at all.
Alone, watching TV, angrily trying to 'get back' at a machine. This moment brought to you by NERDS.
Why is the parent moderated as insightful when it is obviously a troll ?
Last I knew it took more than just a powerpc motherboard and chip to run Mac OS or OS X. It's not like PCs. Apples have yet more proprietary shit in them that keeps you from running their OS.
You ever see a Dec Alpha running Mac OS or OS X ?
I did not think so. So obviously Apple does not give a shit because this can't run their OS either.
So. Shut the hell up and stop and stop being an ignorant, repugnant, ham headed troll.
VST works fine for crap reverbs and fx, but when you try to do some tight percussive parts on a virtual synth and then multiply that by the number of parts in your track then VST sucks. Latency sucks, VST Sucks.
If the hoary promise of cramming all of those old 80's synths and drum machines and virtual samplers into a laptop is ever going to be true then VST should go.
As expensive, proprietary as Macs you can do a bunch of mulimedia shit on them without replacing drivers and troubleshooting every hour. Multimedia on windows has developed despite microsoft.
It's like doing a 180 three times, or a 360 two and a half times.
Heck, it could be like doing a 270 twice.
Ok. Here is a quiz. Are you smarter than a pro ball player ? Are you thusly more potent,? more virile ?, wish to let the ladies know? Are you better hung baby ?
Why be a cheater when it's more fun to TeamKill instead ??
Seriously, killing guys all day with wireframe and grenade hacks does not piss the otherr players off as much as team killing.
You have to get really psychological with the other players. Do a couple of team kills and explain that you are a newbie (having a name like Player 6 helps). Sorry man !! didn't mean to kill you!! I did not know where you were when I threw the grenade and so on...
After a while they will figure it out and team kill you and get the same server enforced penaltys (less money for weapons and whatnot).
Then you go into chat and start saying "what's your problem man ? Just trying to have some fun and being a dick.." During this phase don't team kill (just GET team killed).
Finally the last phase is when people trust you again to really open up the team killing whoopass.
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They don't even know how long it's gonna take to change it from a plane into a car. It's just more losers speculating about a product that does not exist but which could be made available given jackasses with a half mill and a bunch of sucker investors.
I have already saw this before. And it didn't work out so good. So, yeah. I don't think so.
Flying cars. Still a dream. To be continued...
There are differences between XP and win98 ? You mean like how you have to click somewhere else to do the same thing ? or are there actual differences ?
Word. Developers want root on every box in the system to write beta code. Then they write applications that use the network in a brain damaged way like needing 400 ports in the tcp 1000+ range to be open at all times on your firewall. Then they implement their crap code on a cutover and you (the sysadmin) gets told "it's the network" for 3 weeks while 200 sniffer files shows it's not. The IT director is brainless and worries about his job rather than having a spine.
They do some "patching" and then the developers go on to their next gig and you make the crap application that cost 2 million somehow run on you r shit budget.
Been there, done that. In fact about every mainframe to mid range conversion for a large database has been there and done that. You know the biggest sysnazis I have ever seen are IBM guys with mainframes and their damn applications have lot less problems that Spanky Coder down the hall.
Coders have a luxury of not working with and having to placate every one/group in the coporation and they have the gall to act as if they are on the hot seat.
Look aat a programmers desk and then try to find the sys admins desk and then tell me who is busier.
Christ.
//I just submitted this story a few hours ago. Rejected once again.. [ Reply to This ] Loser.
Listen to yourself. Fuck. You are completely geeked out. Clean the drool of your chin and fucking get the fuck away from your computer for awhile. I mean really. Learn to take care of yourself.
God what an asshole I am to call you a retard.
I'm sorry pookie.
Are you trying to be funny ? Are they teaching you this in College ?????? This is some funny shit here. You are confusing the physical busses and electrical connections of the internet with a map made by the protocol which runs ontop of those connections. In between there it sounds like you went into routing for a little while or something. You should really learn something before you make an ass of yourself.
Currently most setups you have seen on the internet is when you go to your friends house where he has the innernet right ?
Hubs are example of bus topologies.
And you are an example of a retard.
Maybe now mozilla will be as fast as Explorer ? Maybe ? Possibly ?????? !!!!! Seriously though, Mozilla is _WEAK_.
it's too small and the wheels are solid which means that it will be a bumpy ride.
You know if we had a free, opensource office that could compete with microsoft's office then we could take start to take apart microsoft. Unfortunately, linux advocates spend all their time with bullshit screensavers or crap that nobody but nerds ever uses.
So, it will never happen. Slackware will be lucky to turn 20, along with all of the other linux distributions because volunteers steer away from the hard work.
And Thats why I am a super genius for running OSX now.
'Everyone that was purportedly "explaining" just sounded like they were stoned out of their gourd. '
I plan on seeing it and being stoned out of my gourd!!!
You are getting better, but still you are an insipid wannabe. Try a little harder boy. Drink your milk.
Get a new rant to paste and copy hickoidbot.
... UmmmmKAY?
Also get a shorter, more to the point rant if you want me or anyone else to read it.
Also quit stammmmmmmmering. And no, I will not give you your red stapler back
Dear Dork,
... I mean sucks my sack.
I make more green than you do, and I do less work.
Better get back to applying server packs you festering oinkless nerdbot.
Don't piss me off or I will bitchslap a whole team of underling dorkbots like yourself into working without paid overtime for a month. I will also call all of them into me comfy office to explain what a device driver is again.
So, stick up for your race of estrogen fueled spankbots and shut yer mouth BOY!!
Regards,
Your freakin overlord.
PS--Your momma sucks in the sack
Mod the parent post up. The previous moderator obviously does not know how saggy Michael's mother's breasts are!!
I can attest to the fact that one day I busted three nuts in her gooey, creamfilled, snatchapooney.
She really is good in bed for a middle aged retard who has mothered goobers in the past.
Dear Michael,
Your mama is a whore.
Also DRM blah blah blah
Regards,
Your mommas #1 John.
PS: Her sagging breasts enticed me to bust it twice today. Whoa momma!!
This is a recurring theme on Slashdot where some dork decides that he is an artist because he can code. Granted, but there are good artists and there are crap artists. When I see your compiled executible I will let you know just what kind of artist you are.
OS X user interface == ART.
Normal windoze applications == art displayed proudly in second rate hotel rooms and dirty spoons.
Real artists don't slap together a piece of work in fifteen minutes and pretend it's worth presenting to the public like open source programmers tend to do. Generally real art is done by one person (an artist) it's not a work in progress by a community of like minded dorks. That sounds alot like coporate and governmental art to me, which always sucks.
One day, at band camp, I was working on a computer and it was all like whrrrrrr, bzzt, beep! And I lost the hole layout for the bandzine. But then I got Lindows and it was ok but I didn't know what root was and I got an earache.
Another time, at band camp, I was walkin and talking to myself and I fell down and got muddy.
Hey!
Once when I was little I did not know what 'perpetuate' meant and I asked this guy and he told me what it meant.
I know this girl and boy is she a character!
Pointless like your small geek lives.
I AM YOUR OVERLORD!!!
Your mommies are all whores!!!!
I got hot grits in my pants!!!!
la la la la lala lala
nerbot world. pseudo intellectual completely ineffectual nerdbot world.
Would'nt it be cool to have even more intellectual property laws so that it is even harder to make music in the first place ? Wouldn't it be cool that I could be sued for using something as inconsequential as so and so's snare drum hit in a composition ?
How's it feel to be an impotent, angry dork ? You are telling me that it is not inconvenient but I am thinking that it does not sound convenient at all.
Alone, watching TV, angrily trying to 'get back' at a machine. This moment brought to you by NERDS.
"Wow, the Register can actually be nice?"
Yes, Michael, the Register can be nice. Also, they can spell. Also, they don't have dupe stories every fifteen minutes.
Also, they probably won't toss an insult your way because you are a meaningless geek wannabe in a field of real tech journalists.
HA!
Your momma is a whore Michael !!!
Why is the parent moderated as insightful when it is obviously a troll ?
Last I knew it took more than just a powerpc motherboard and chip to run Mac OS or OS X. It's not like PCs. Apples have yet more proprietary shit in them that keeps you from running their OS.
You ever see a Dec Alpha running Mac OS or OS X ?
I did not think so. So obviously Apple does not give a shit because this can't run their OS either.
So. Shut the hell up and stop and stop being an ignorant, repugnant, ham headed troll.
Dumbass.
>and VST really isn't that bad.
VST works fine for crap reverbs and fx, but when you try to do some tight percussive parts on a virtual synth and then multiply that by the number of parts in your track then VST sucks. Latency sucks, VST Sucks.
If the hoary promise of cramming all of those old 80's synths and drum machines and virtual samplers into a laptop is ever going to be true then VST should go.
As expensive, proprietary as Macs you can do a bunch of mulimedia shit on them without replacing drivers and troubleshooting every hour. Multimedia on windows has developed despite microsoft.
It's like doing a 180 three times, or a 360 two and a half times.
Heck, it could be like doing a 270 twice.
Ok. Here is a quiz. Are you smarter than a pro ball player ? Are you thusly more potent,? more virile ?, wish to let the ladies know? Are you better hung baby ?
Answer this
How many times 225 is it ?
How to ruin a 14 year olds day. Or a 30 year old.
...
.." During this phase don't team kill (just GET team killed).
....
Why be a cheater when it's more fun to TeamKill instead ??
Seriously, killing guys all day with wireframe and grenade hacks does not piss the otherr players off as much as team killing.
You have to get really psychological with the other players. Do a couple of team kills and explain that you are a newbie (having a name like Player 6 helps). Sorry man !! didn't mean to kill you!! I did not know where you were when I threw the grenade and so on
After a while they will figure it out and team kill you and get the same server enforced penaltys (less money for weapons and whatnot).
Then you go into chat and start saying "what's your problem man ? Just trying to have some fun and being a dick
Finally the last phase is when people trust you again to really open up the team killing whoopass.
This is so damn fun