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  1. Re:Rule of Slashdot humor #587 on Enterprise Finale Synopsis Released · · Score: 1

    Actually Microsoft Bob and Clippy are now in treatment programs for substance abuse. Its sad how life all goes to hell after leaving behind the security of Microsoft.

    Last I heard Microsoft Bob was on suicide watch.

    Its a shame really. -- Robert

  2. Uh oh! on Scientists Find Soft Tissue in T-Rex Fossil · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie.

    I think I know how this is going to end.

  3. Re:This is not about journalism or blogging on Judge Finds For Apple in ThinkSecret Case · · Score: 1
    (google for this sentence and see how often it occurs)

    Sorry, not impressed.

    • "Contracts are promises that the law will enforce": 5780
    • "Freedom of speech": 10,400,000

    The "argument from googlerank" is pointless.
    I would have gone with the Chewbaca Defense. Page rank for the Chewbaca Defense is 15,300.

    It just doesn't make sense.
  4. I predict a scooby doo ending. on SCO Possibly Delisted from NASDAQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    Were it not for /. clearing up the FUD, their stock would probably still be flying high on rampant speculation.

    Darryl : "aaarg. And I would have succeeded if it weren't for those pesky slashdotters and their stupid dog!"

  5. Kickback?? on Review: Burnout 3 - Takedown · · Score: 1

    As others here have mentioned this article seems out of place on the front page of slashdot. When there is other much more relevant new items that can be posted, even in the games section.

    EA has been getting alot of bad press for their working conditions.. I wonder if they are laying out the dough to the slashdot editors for a little grassroots discussion of their titles.

    I predict this wont be the last time we see this....

  6. Re:I Present: GTorrent on TorrentBits.org and SuprNova.org Go Dark · · Score: 1

    I just submitted a torrent to Suprnova.org.

    Why slashdot this guys connection when bittorent is perfect for this?

    -- Robert

  7. Re:Hey, if they want to waste money... on USAF Studies Teleportation · · Score: 1

    We might even end up with politicians who know the difference between Sweden and Switzerland.

    There is a difference?

  8. I can't say for sure but... on How has the USA PATRIOT Act Affected You? · · Score: 1

    I think I had federal agents come in my apt with a Secret warrant.

    I came home and my apartment was all cleaned up.

    But I can't say for sure cause I think that would be against the PATRIOT ACT.

  9. Re:Spam blacklists... on Search By.... Email? · · Score: 1

    Actually that spells UCE. Spam is spelled S-P-A-M.

  10. Re:War on piracy! on U.S. Declares War on Intellectual Property Theft · · Score: 1

    That line is probably almost as old as the condom most /.'ers have been carrying in their wallets.

    OMG what a great idea. Definately would be more convenient if I started carrying one around with me.

  11. Its not stealing! on Supreme Court Rejects RIAA Appeal · · Score: 2

    Damn how many times do we have to go over this folks?

    Downloading music is copyright infringement and not Stealing. That is currently how the law is written.

    Its apples to oranges. Just because you keep calling an apple an orange doesn't mean you will get orange juice when you squish it.

  12. Re:Oh come on... on One Terrible Job: IT Manager · · Score: 1

    And, upon seeing this ridiculous spam survey slow his connections and eat up space on his Exchange server, Jack Q. Public, IT Manager extraordinaire, set every address in his domain to autoreply:

    IT MANAGER, NO THANKS TO MORONS LIKE YOU.


    And yet IT manager still came in 3rd.

    Phone Sex operators must have really good internet connections.

    -- Robert

  13. Email? on One Terrible Job: IT Manager · · Score: 1

    So Email is really ubiquous now seeing how enough phone sex operators and ferry cabin cleaners reponded to beat out IT managers.

    Makes you think huh?
    Did Zoo cleaners get hit by a ton of spam that they were not able to respond?


    -- Robert

  14. The new name is obvious.... on How Google Could Overthrow AIM · · Score: 1

    Google + Jabber = Gabber :-)

  15. Conspiracy Theory on Skype 1.0 For Windows Released, Updated Linux Beta · · Score: 1

    Free worldwide communication. To almost anyone else. Free. Free. Hmmmmm..

    This would make it so easy for Big Brother(TM) to feed these calls and process them for keywords and given enough storage space keep a record of everything said over the phone.

  16. Re:The mighty galaxy on Hubble Discovers a Hundred New Planets · · Score: 1

    As Feynman said, "science is like sex; occasionally something practical comes out of it, but that's not the reason we're doing it."

    I think I just found my new .sig

  17. Comcorders caps are just wrong. on Night Goggles Capture Spider-Man Movie Bootlegger · · Score: 1

    Camcorders account for 92 percent of all illegal copies of films that appear for sale over the Internet

    Thats why I am so glad the stuff I download is from the other 8 percent.

  18. My spidey sense on Spider-Man 2 Reviewed [updated] · · Score: 2, Funny

    tells me this is going be a great movie and makes tons of money.

  19. Re:What happened to the demo scene anyway? on Farb-Rausch Releases PC Demo Creation Software · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have any of you seen a demo that supports hardware acceleration? Maybe something that uses openGL?

    Yeah, I think I saw something called Quake in a computer magazine or something.

  20. DirectX 9 on Farb-Rausch Releases PC Demo Creation Software · · Score: 3, Informative

    Make sure you have DirectX 9. I usually dont keep up with this so I didnt know.

  21. Re:Wrong one... on Farb-Rausch Releases PC Demo Creation Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's this about "The Popular Demo" being 64k? It's actually 8,854,016 bytes long.

    Probably a result of it being zip compressed. :-)

  22. Is this really an issue? on Next-Gen Xbox To Lack Backwards Compatibility? · · Score: 1

    Come on. If you have an XBox already it can still play old Xbox games. If you buy a new XBox2 you still have your old XBox to play the old Xbox Games.

    In reality is this really an issue?

  23. Re:Not quantum computing, but on Baby Steps Toward Quantum Computers · · Score: 1

    I'm not understanding why you couldn't solve the "You would not know if the particle had been observed by Earth yet" by having agreed-upon times by each party in the communication line when particles are read, set and when waits take place.

    You are right.
    You do not understand. Time is relative.

  24. Oh Great! on Yahoo Boosts Email Space in response to Gmail · · Score: 1

    Now I'll have around 50x more spam!

  25. But of course on Spammer Apologizes · · Score: 1

    Now he gets to make even more money by doing seminars and selling how to articles on how to stop spamming.

    Sheesh.... just another publicity stunt.

    Gotta admit tho the guy does know how to make lemonaid.