User: quonsar

Re:84 hours?!?!

On: Twitter Leads Social Networks In Downtime

Yeah, and mathowie said the same thing about ColdFusion for Mefi.

Combing GPL and proprietary software...

On: Bruce Perens On Combining GPL and Proprietary Software

Is Donald Trump's comb-over open source?

Re:Futt Bucked

On: MySQL Co-Founder Monty Widenius Quits Sun

Time to get a cue, dude.

Re:Second Post...

On: Comcast's Congestion Catch-22

ROFL!

Re:I-N-V-E-S-T!!!!

On: Comcast's Congestion Catch-22

Why do you hate America so?

I've got a...

On: Methane On Mars May Indicate Living Planet

...geological process for ya!

exposure?

On: "Anonymous" Hacks Palin's Private Email

famed for its exposure of unethical behavior by the Scientology cult

yah, 30+ years after it was known to the general public.

Re:Fascist America, in 10 easy steps

On: As of October, FBI To Allow Warrantless Investigations

TSA.

Re:Finally, innovation by the leader!

On: Microsoft Working On "Post-Windows" Cloud Computing OS

my god, just *THINK* of all the patents to be filed for.

Re:By "clarification" he means

On: FCC Chief Clarifies His Statement On Comcast

...they dropped off the check last evening.

Re:Please adhere to RFC

On: Gmail, SPF, and Broken Email Forwarding?

how i wish i had grabbed eatshit@fuckyou.com back in '93...

Re:And this is a bad thing how?

On: MS Security Patch Blocks Net Access For ZoneAlarm Users

The risk of having your operating system suddenly lose internet access completely is inadmissible.

They should have gotten a warrant?

Re:But can we make new stacks?

On: HyperCard Comes Back From the Dead to the Web

that's marvelous, patric...

Re:over 45 days...

On: Microsoft Free, One Year Later

If I could get this crappy program to run on Linux Virtualbox is your friend!

...nearly every banana scientist says ...

On: Bye Bye Bananas — the Return of Panama Disease

Wait...there are banana scientists?

Helpful Slashdot!

On: Explosion At ThePlanet Datacenter Drops 9,000 Servers

At this writing almost 2,400 people are trying to read it

and as of this posting, make that 152,476.

"LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA I can't hear you!"

On: Would You Rent a Song For a Dime?

*snort*

Re:Being a Grammar Nazi today, I guess

On: Microsoft Acknowledges NBC's Wish is Its Command

Careful, you may damage his self of steam.

speemborkle deregulus

On: NSA Takes On West Point In Security Exercise

But only the NSA, with its arsenal of waivers, loopholes, special authorizations (and heaven knows what else) is allowed to take down a U.S. network."

yah, right. 14 year old serbo-croatian kids do that every day.

Why just last night...

On: Pidgin Controversy Triggers Fork

...I was saying to myself "Pidgin is forked!" when, after attempting to log off of Ubuntu, it went into a perpetual loop consuming 100% of my CPU, inciting my cooling fans to a screaming level of agony and blithely ignoring repeated requests to 'kill -TERM pidgin'.

Future Microsoft Email

On: First Looks at Microsoft's New "Live Mesh" Platform

As of August 31, 2010, we will no longer be able to support the retrieval of license keys for the songs you purchased from data stored in MSN Music Microsoft Live Mesh folders...

Re:What a joke.

On: Doctorow Tears Up ISP Contract Over Net Neutrality

Doctorow is a whiny self-promoting dick.

Re:FYI

On: Can You Access Your Own Cash Register Data?

point of sale is where you pay for the piece of shit.

Re:Getting sick of this

On: National Archives Cuts Back On Web Site Archiving

independance

i do not wish to be exposed to your dance in Depends{tm}

Re:Traffic James?

On: MS Clearflow To Help Drivers Avoid Traffic Jams

Microsoft Bob's cousin.