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  1. Re:Apple's old slogan said it all on Man Claims iPod Set His Pants Aflame · · Score: 1

    Well, I get the "rip" and "burn" parts, but how do you mix your pants?

  2. Re:Unfortunately on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 1

    Of course, if you do end up overheating and having a seizure, standing in water is probably not the best place to be.

  3. Fair use on How Not to Write a Cease-and-Desist Letter · · Score: 1

    Fair use protections take into account, among other things, the impact on the viability of sales of the copyrighted work from the perspective of the copyright holder. Unless DirectBuy is in the business of selling C&D form letters (which is unlikely, since templates on the Intarweb are far less than a dime a dozen), they're blowing smoke up their own asses. If they did try to file suit for reposting the letter, they'd face a real risk of paying the target's legal costs when they lose, according to copyright law.

  4. Unfortunately on Brain Heatsink Could Reduce Epilepsy · · Score: 1

    Too bad there's only one slot in the head for a heatsink. I wonder if stacking the arms and torso full of them would work.

  5. Nothing new on 'Neurotic' is Best RTS strategy · · Score: 1

    I fell victim to the Rush for the first time in 1995 playing Command and Conquer. An aggressive strategy involving starting units or the bottom units of the tech tree will prove successful against a defensive player in a great many RTSes.

  6. Three words: on Scientists Deliver 'God' Via A Helmet · · Score: 3, Funny

    I grok helmet.

  7. Re:Where are all the Libertarians now? on Ticketmaster Claims Hacking Over Ticket Resale Site · · Score: 1

    wouldn't be a problem in a Randian paradise because artists whose artistic integrity has been transgressed would frequently blow up venues Or just make them disappear?
  8. Re:My head is spinning on RIAA Conceals Overturned Case · · Score: 1

    Oh, and one other duty of the Executive branch is that the Vice President presides over the Senate, and casts tie-breaking votes (but only votes if there is a tie).

    He's also responsible for preventing disruptions in the space-time continuum.

  9. From the bank robber Batman net device patent on 2007 Ig Nobel Awards Announced · · Score: 2, Funny

    27. The device according to claim 26 wherein said device goes "WHAM", "POW", or "BIFF" when used.

  10. Re:Sorry on Federal Government Inadvertently Deleted Ca.Gov · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Never attribute to malice what can be attributed to stupidity.

  11. EA response on Game Developer Now Offering Employees Overtime · · Score: 1

    In response, Electronic Arts stated that it has agreed to reduce the company's cats-o'-nine-tails down to only seven tails.

  12. From the Indy 4 script on Indiana Jones Gets Robbed · · Score: 1

    Mola Ram: The computers are mine!
    Indiana Jones: You betrayed Spielberg! Oy, vey, lotta chutzpah that took! You betrayed Spielberg!
    The computers glow red hot and plummet into the gorge. Mola Ram grabs the last one, burns his hand, loses his grip, and plunges after them, only to be eaten by a rancor when he reaches the river below. Cue gratuitous ring explosion, roll credits.

  13. Re:3-2-1 on Science In Islamic Countries · · Score: 1

    Your statement doesn't actually refute anything that I said, though. It's certainly true that not all religions are the same, but likewise, two different religions don't necessarily have mutually exclusive sets of properties.

  14. Re:3-2-1 on Science In Islamic Countries · · Score: 1

    I know it's poor form to reply to one's own post, but I thought I'd share an explanation of the first Crusade.

    The Pope wanted to maintain political and military control (as I mentioned above), so he made it a holy duty for knights and armies to go take the Holy Land from the Muslims, much to the consternation of the European kings who found themselves without the military support necessary to increase their own power.

    King Montgomery Burns I: Noble knights! Get out there and win me some land! Sally for... er... knights? Where are those blasted knights?
    Smithers: Uh, the Holy Land, sir.
    Burns: What in blazes are they doing there?
    Smithers: Pope Quimby XXXVIII sent them, sir.
    Burns: Confound that Pope! Well, at least I have you.
    Smithers: You certainly do, sir.
    Burns: ..........Well? Don't just stand there! Get out there and win me some land!
    Smithers: (chuckles) Oh, sir, I'd be much more useful to you here. Perhaps you could send some of your many peasants.
    Burns: Capital idea! Hmm.... Who's that fat lummox there? We'll just send him and call it good enough.
    Smithers: That's... Homer J. Simpson, sir.

  15. Re:3-2-1 on Science In Islamic Countries · · Score: 1

    Islam today suffers from the same problems that Christianity suffered from through much of the Middle Ages. It's not so much a problem with the religion itself as it is the organization. The common factor: there's power in the hands of the people in charge of the religious establishment that goes beyond the bounds of religion. With Christianity, it was the Pope, archbishops, etc., vying with kings for political and military power (e.g., the Crusades). Today, Islam has the same problem, with secular political leaders being subject to the whims of religious leaders under the pain of death now and who-knows-what after that.

  16. Re:What am I not seeing? on Jericho Won't Be Edited For Germany · · Score: 1

    It's a first person shooter, featuring Nazis against Scientologists. I'm not sure who the protagonists are. It's kind of like the anti-Alien-versus-Predator. Whoever loses, we win.

  17. Re:Why the web? on Microsoft Prepping Browser-based Word and Excel · · Score: 1

    Too true, but seriously, you ask a good question: Why the web?

    For tax preparation software, I can understand it. It changes considerably every year, you only need it for one or two days out of the year, and it facilitates electronic filing.

    But where's the convenience in trying to cram a full-featured word processor or spreadsheet into a web browser? I can see this going one place only: micropayments. Clippy says, "It looks like you're trying to write a letter. Please deposit twenty-five cents."

  18. Re: Groklaw Guts the Novell/Microsoft deal on Groklaw Guts the Novell/Microsoft Deal · · Score: 1

    The amazing thing is that CmdrTaco has enough time on his hands to change the OP title to something more appropriate (compared to how it appears in the Firehose), and expands the link to contain more words, but can't be bothered to fix the three other typographical errors that all occur within the first 10% of the OP.

  19. Re:Maybe it work like this... on Spam Sites Infesting Google Search Results · · Score: 1

    This should be fairly easy for Google to get around, by re-requesting pages within a short time frame using, say, the IE user-agent string, perhaps from a different IP address. If the pages come up hugely different, toss the page out of the index altogether.

  20. Re:Nixon? on Virtual Robots Fooled By Visual Illusions · · Score: 3, Funny

    Arrrooooo!

  21. Ah, Doom on Halo 3 Causing Network Issues · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Way back in the day, Doom's first implementation of multiplayer used broadcast packets to communicate amongst client machines. The university I attended was, at the time, home to the world's largest unswitched Ethernet. Doom's popularity led to the swift collapse of the entire network on a regular basis, since a broadcast packet would result in a response from every other machine on the network.

    id shortly thereafter patched the game not to use broadcast packets anymore. Once the cause of the network failures became apparent, playing the unpatched version of Doom became grounds for having your Intargopher turned off (we didn't call it the Intarweb back in those days, ya whippersnapper).

  22. Re:Re-rebranding? on Intel To Rebrand Processors In 2008 · · Score: 1

    I think they should bite the bullet and go with "Sextium".

  23. Re:Can't help but agree on What's So Precious About Bad Software? · · Score: 3, Funny

    There used to be an Obfuscated Perl Contest (in the spirit of the International Obfuscated C Code Contest). I suspect that the reason they stopped holding the contest is because of the risk of someone inadvertently causing a universe-collapsing paradox with their contest entry.

  24. Re:Real question on every Slashdottters mind... on Knight Rider To Ride Again · · Score: 1

    Old Mac OS:

    The Hoff: KITT, I need ya, buddy!
    KITT: I'm sorry, Michael, but an error of type -37 has occurred.

  25. Re:Does he have a "Wide Stance"? on Jack Thompson Includes Gay Porn With Court Filing · · Score: 1

    Let's try this the other way, then - what's the difference?