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I am expert on procastination

On: In Praise of Procrastination

I have so much experience in procrastinating. I am going to write a book about it. One day..

Re:Second life still exists?

On: Microsoft Rumored To Buy Second Life

I played Second Life in my previous life.Now I moved to Third.

bing crosby

On: Bing Crosby, Television Sports Preservationist

I did.

http://www.bing.com/search?q=crosby&go=&form=QBLH&qs=n&sk=

Now what?

Re:an so are an infinite other digits in that numb

On: Nicholas Sze of Yahoo Finds Two-Quadrillionth Digit of Pi

My understanding is there are actually only two digits in that number: digit zero and digit one.

Re:There is no way this will end well

On: Robots Taught to Deceive

You've been tricked. czmax is a robot.

As IT Worker

On: Craigslist Removes Its Controversial Adult Section

I work by lending my brain to whoever pay to overuse/abuse/misuse it. I've been in IT for 20+ years and I would stop going to work tomorrow if it was not for the paycheck. Still I do like to program but only for free. Free use of my brain is fun for both sides but I gotta make living so I let my brain. So why is my job legal and prostitution is not?

Re:Lying for what?

On: Obama Wants Allies To Go After WikiLeaks

Actully the prime motivator of war is pussy. Money aka power is just means to get more/better /younger pussy.

Football Size

On: Giant Balloons Could Solve Space Junk Problem

Are we using metric or imperial units here? Is it association football field size or gridiron football field size?

Re:we all are dead..

On: Man Wants to Donate His Heart Before He Dies

Speak for yourself, mortal.

Don't worry, officer

On: Police Officers Seek Right Not To Be Recorded

If you do not do anything illegal you do not have to fear.

I for one

On: Android Sales Surpass iPhone Sales

welcome our android overlord.

Re:Free The iPad Of Apple Domination

On: iPad Progress Report

Moses had a Linux Tablet centuries ago.

Re:So...

On: YouTube Was Evil, and Google Knew It

Here it is:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=evil+part&search_type=&aq=f

Re:Viacom - the verb

On: Google Slams Viacom For Secret YouTube Uploads

Car analogy:

You drive Toyota Prius and press the accelerator all the way down. Then you call 911. You enjoy speedy ride. The police does not pull you over. You thank them for saving you life. Then you sue Toyota.

Re:Not Necasrily?

On: Stone Tools Found On Crete Push Back Humans' Maritime History

Maybe they swam.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquatic_ape_hypothesis

The problem is due to

On: 2016 Bug Hits Text Messages, Payment Processing

the Y2.01K bug

Conflict of Interest

On: Study Says US Needs Fewer Science Students

Scientist were assigned a study to find out if additonal scientists are needed and they found that there were already plenty of them and they should have gotten huge raises instead.

Does it matter?

On: Design Starting For Matter-Antimatter Collider

I wonder if it matters because if it does not mnatter then it antimatters.

Re:Yes there is...

On: Old Operating Systems Never Die

Widnows Vista was stilborn.

Mandatory

On: Old Operating Systems Never Die

BSD is dying.

Re:Only REAL Programmers!

On: Russia's New Official Holiday — Programmer's Day

Real programmers do not program in FORTRAN.

Re:First geek President?

On: John Hodgman Asks Obama, "Are You a Nerd?"

Abe Lincoln is the only USA president who got granted a patent.

Re:dot socialism not communism (read the article)

On: Dot-Communism Is Already Here

It's dot com not dot soc.

Obligatory

On: Dot-Communism Is Already Here

On the web you arrive at Communism. In Soviet Russia Communism arrives at you.

Re:Some folks don't need a zone

On: Finding a Personal Coding Trifecta

Only the mediocre are always at their best. (Jean Giraudoux)