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Windows XP Starter Edition Review

Digitalommm writes "Paul Thurrott has a story on the latest developments on Windows XP Starter Edition. There are some very good points that the Linux community could adopt. An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse." This is an optimistic, even glowing look at the Starter Edition, which even for Thurrot was not available for unsupervised use, only demonstrated by Microsoft for him. (For using-a-mouse videos, I would suggest also Roblimo's book Point and Click Linux .)

430 comments

  1. This is perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the new headless $498 Dell mini.

    1. Re:This is perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I like Windows XP Home Edition.

      It is the most powerful operating-system for Pee Cees. It looks not as gay as Mac OS X by Steve B10 Jobs and has 1,0000,0000 times more softwares that the Linus-operating-system.

      Plus, it comes with every Pee Cee for free. People who have grown acusstomt to paying RatHat 699 $$$ or more can hardly beleive this when I consult them with my proffesional Internet- and Network-Service-Center and Security-Assesment-Bureau.

      I always tell them:
      "Windows XP Home Edition is all you can empower to leverage the outcome-bottomlime of your stickholder ... plus even more!"

      My customers usually are like: "OMG!"

      You should really try it one day; it has a very nice light-reddish color theme to hit your tastes.

      Thank you!

    2. Re:This is perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I usually say "Windows XP EMBIGGENS you and your cromulent collegues."

      Anyway - Thurrott is a Bill Gates-pillow-biter.

    3. Re:This is perfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's good. I will add it to ~/trolls/xp and write a ChangeLog entry with your name.

      "Embiggens". Nice.

    4. Re:This is perfect by WMNelis · · Score: 1

      For the love of god man, please stop posting this same message on different threads.

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      Sig free since 2/6/2002
    5. Re:This is perfect by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Hmm. . . Suse 9.2 Pro comes with several gigabytes of software, so how much software does Microsoft Windows XP Home Edition Include?

    6. Re:This is perfect by glassjaw+rocks · · Score: 1

      that's one of the few times I've actually seen someone call someone a "pillow biter". An underused insult, in my opinion.

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      -gjr
  2. Nothing to see here by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Please let me know when the come out with Windows XP FINISHED edition, so maybe we have a chance at something better

    1. Re:Nothing to see here by Kenja · · Score: 2, Funny
      "Please let me know when the come out with Windows XP FINISHED edition, so maybe we have a chance at something better"

      But I cant read Finish, why would I want a Finished OS?

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    2. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is clever. i bet you get blowjobs like there's no tomorrow.

    3. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all that surprising since you can't spell Finnish either.

    4. Re:Nothing to see here by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, considering how they only just recently released Windows NT 4.0--Finished Edition, I'd say it'd take a while.

    5. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, Slashdot: Where three million geeks get the joke, but it's the five who don't who feel compelled to post.

    6. Re:Nothing to see here by akadruid · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know this is a joke, but it's a serious point. From reading slashdot it seems people don't understand why Microsoft have done this. Security, Piracy, etc, none of these things have anything to do with it.

      It's all about getting new users into the Microsoft habit. They're like drug dealers, who offer the first hit free. In the west, the market is already sewn up, and your schools are educating your children that Microsoft is the only way. But out in India, Thailand, China, and so on, there are many millions of people who will get their first computer in the next 5 years. XPSE means these people will be getting their first hit free.

      Microsoft don't want to sell Windows on shelves, they want to bundle Windows. Bundled Windows, taken for granted Windows, gives them Power. Power they can use to sell the things that really matter: big bucks corperate licenses, OEM deals, and so on.

      With XPSE they will extend their awesome power over the 'long tail' of non-'power' users.

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      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
    7. Re:Nothing to see here by derfy · · Score: 1

      I got mod points, and the only thing I did was M2 a lot, no posting or anything. If *I* get mod points just like that...well...yeah.

      PS: Just kidding, I'm actually quite non-stupid.

    8. Re:Nothing to see here by SquadBoy · · Score: 3, Funny

      apt-get install sense-of-humour

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      Cypherpunks: Civil Liberty Through Complex Mathematics. Those who live by the sword die by the arrow.
    9. Re:Nothing to see here by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see your anology at all. The problem the drug dealer tells the person it's crack, but it's actually rock candy... Which they go off and smoke and get sick and never do again.

      Inherently addictions are to things that are enjoyable... I don't see how using a terribly stripped down version of windows is going to foster their "microsoft habit". If anything, I think it's going to drive them away from MS into the arms of something else. (most probably pirated copies of windows).

      Who knows.

      --
      Yes Francis, the world has gone crazy.
    10. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the finished edition meant it was going to be really really shiny.

    11. Re:Nothing to see here by darthpenguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Inherently addictions are to things that are enjoyable... I don't see how using a terribly stripped down version of windows is going to foster their "microsoft habit". If anything, I think it's going to drive them away from MS into the arms of something else. (most probably pirated copies of windows).

      That is precisely the reason why XP Starter Edition would be helpful for MS. It will be bundled legally with computers instead the full version of XP, so competing operating systems (i.e. Linux) are more likely to left out. The users of the crippled windows will be more likely to stick with it, or switch to the full version (either legit or copied), increasing Microsoft's market share. Then, they get the lucrative corporate/government contracts, and linux is left out of the picture.

    12. Re:Nothing to see here by recursiv · · Score: 1

      I do get the joke. To prove I get it, I'll explain it. The name of the product in question is Windows XP Starter Edition. This name could be construed to mean that Windows XP is currently in development, but not yet finished. Therefore, a finished version could be expected in the future. Everyone and their mom knows Windows XP has already been out, so this was obviously a joke. I believe the joke sucks.

      The irony here is that my post was also a joke poking fun at the parent post, (admittedly also a shitty one) but no one seems to be getting that. However, you AC have provided the funniest comment in this godforsaken clusterfuck. Congrats.

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      I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    13. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're so wrong. It's not about mindshare. As and when a home user buys a PC in Windows crapware editions target market it will have Windows, never Linux, just that the version it has is pirated. This version of Windows is to combat piracy. Period.

      Right now, Asian goverments tend to close an eye and raid only for publicity purposes to rampant piracy because they know it's what will build their economy.

      Goverments in the end can never justify telling their citizens to spend 3 months wages on an original version of windows and expect PC literacy to go up.

      So with the crapware edition, MS finally has an excuse to tell the goverment that they can crack down on piracy hard and they poor have a solution.

      My take to this is it will fail. As soon as the user learns enough, he/she will simply format and install a pirated version of XP pro.

      --Viceice (UID:462967) Posting as AC because I moderated.

    14. Re:Nothing to see here by 2004.3 · · Score: 1

      XP is finished? So I can stop the beta test?

    15. Re:Nothing to see here by Omestes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't think it will work, I doubt that SE will work ANYTHING like crack. People like power, if Joe User bought it, then found out it was crippled I think it would actually turn him off of MS products. Also, people don't like little windows popping up telling them what they can't do.

      Also I can't think of any use for it besides rising nations, it would be useless in schools, buisness, libraries, anywhere (including the home IMO). Unless their gonna get a contract from the US gov't to airdrop them on war-torn villages in Iraq, or something. Giving a people a choice though would be a bad idea, since people wouldn't choose it. There are enough tech savvy individuals in China and India to know that this is crippled, and it will be more than five years before the yokels in outer China and India have the means to afford something as superflous as a crippled computer. Then there is the problem that a lot of rural areas in the places you describe lack the infrastucture to make these computers feasable, mainly phone and stable power.

      It is sad that our schools do this, indoctrinate us into MS. I remember when our school moved away from their cute little AT&T DOS terminals, to a full blown win 95 network, it was a sad day, they spent a couple million on two 95 labs, and one measily Mac lab. And then forced his students to tech the new machines. But Apple was guilty of this too. With young people though I don't think that this type of exposure actually matters. How many of the younger /. crowd were forced to use either a windows box, or a Mac box in school (k-12, now)? And how many of them still use what they were stuck on? And for those that do, are they using it solely because they were indoctrinated into it?

      I think they need to hit the older market, older people are more fixed in their ways. Force older computer novices to use one type of computer, and that is all they'll get.

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    16. Re:Nothing to see here by recursiv · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I wasn't talking to you. Get back in your cube.

      --
      I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants
    17. Re:Nothing to see here by Issue9mm · · Score: 1

      Alternatively, one could argue that the hardest part about learning alternative OSs (Linux, OS X, et al), is UNlearning Windows. That was certainly true in my case.

      Getting people into Windows-centric habits makes it hard to find the (usually better) different locations of things in other operating systems. By hooking Windows users into the Windows way of thought, it makes it harder for them to get into more rational (but different) ways of finding control panel functions, menu options, printer settings, etc.

      -9mm-

    18. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting people into Windows-centric habits makes it hard to find the (usually better) different locations of things in other operating systems.

      Damn right. For example, it's awful how in Windows all my program files are in Program Files. Far, far better to do things the Unix way, and have the programs in /bin, /sbin, /usr/bin, /usr/local/bin, /usr/X11R6/bin, /opt/*/bin, etc...

    19. Re:Nothing to see here by vwjeff · · Score: 1

      Reading Package Lists... Building Dependency Tree... Couldn't find package sense-of-humour Done.

    20. Re:Nothing to see here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, but I'm running SuSE 9.2 Live CD, on my Dell. Where do I get in line to trash my new SuSE CD, and go pony up $$ for this Windows product?

    21. Re:Nothing to see here by westlake · · Score: 1
      People like power, if Joe User bought it, then found out it was crippled I think it would actually turn him off of MS products

      Geeks like power. But XP Starter Edition is being localized and marketed to absolute beginners.

    22. Re:Nothing to see here by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      "I don't think it will work, I doubt that SE will work ANYTHING like crack. People like power, if Joe User bought it, then found out it was crippled I think it would actually turn him off of MS products."

      I'd have to disagree. What MS has achieved is a big advertising campaign(sp?). What we have is a PC with no (useful) OS, exactly what they tried to stop. The only difference is MS has managed to get their "sampler" on it. People will use it, get used to it. After a while they will realize that they need an OS with more power. They now know XP, so they get the full version.

      The perfect plan.

      --
      it is only after a long journey that you know the strength of the horse.
    23. Re:Nothing to see here by lcsjk · · Score: 1

      I think you explained the wrong joke!

    24. Re:Nothing to see here by geordie_loz · · Score: 1

      couldn't resist.

      Not all programs are stored in Program Files under windows either. many in c:\Windows, c:\windows\system etc.. lots of different locations.

      The package manager installs wherever, and the packages are managed by it, uncluding all associated libraries.

      For average joe, where they are is irrelevant.. removing something from "Program Files" does not uninstall it, using the windows uninstaller or "package manager" which does pretty much the same thing. Why should a user need to know what a C drive is?

      Surely they just need to know there is a Filesystem on the computer, network places, floppy/CD drives and a personal Directory. Those are abstracted better in most cases under Linux, like /cdrom and /floppy, rather than f:\ which may or may not actually be a hard-drive, could be a cd-rom depending on the hardware.

    25. Re:Nothing to see here by akadruid · · Score: 1

      I don't see how using a terribly stripped down version of windows is going to foster their "microsoft habit". If anything, I think it's going to drive them away from MS into the arms of something else. (most probably pirated copies of windows).

      I don't agree. It will take a long time for new XPSE users to discover that there are better operating systems out there, and by then, they will be used to Windows, and be looking for a Windows upgrade, not a free OS.

      Even if they turn to 'pirated' upgrades, they're still on the habit, and MS will have another set of future customers.

      We see this as a 'stripped down' OS. They don't see it that way. A bicycle may not be as good as a car, but if you're walking to work in the mornings, you won't reject it. And then your upgrade will be to a car - because if someone offers you a fighter jet for free, you won't want to risk something new.

      Don't forget, most computer users only use email, the web and basic word processing

      --
      "Those who cast the votes decide nothing; those who count the votes decide everything." (attrib. Joseph Stalin)
  3. Using a mouse. by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 3, Funny

    1. Position yourself under see through stairway.
    2. Wait for skirt wearing executive.
    3. Release mouse.
    4. Peek-a-boo!

    1. Re:Using a mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remeber, this is slashdot.

      1. Position yourself under see through stairway.
      2. Wait for skirt wearing executive.
      3. Release mouse.
      4. Peek-a-boo!
      5. ???
      6. Profit!

    2. Re:Using a mouse. by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Why would you want to look up a guys skirt?

    3. Re:Using a mouse. by psicic · · Score: 2, Funny

      3. Release Mouse

      Is that a euphemism?

      (Which brings us on to what exactly you mean in point 4 when you say 'Peek-a-boo'!!)

      --
      Concrete analysis...
    4. Re:Using a mouse. by Mattintosh · · Score: 1

      ??? = take pictures and blackmail said executive.

    5. Re:Using a mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paging Dr. Freud. Code Blue! Code Blue!

    6. Re:Using a mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      skirt wearing, ie female... Seems the intent of the post was clear. Unless you think that executives have to be male...

    7. Re:Using a mouse. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, that's skirt-wearing

  4. My review by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My review of Windows XP Starter Edition. It's fun, fun, fun! The colors, they are beautiful! Fun and games, wow! Take care, bye!

  5. To compete with it by KevinXWang · · Score: 0

    A new Linux Terminator edition is announced.

  6. Mouse Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "how to use a mouse."

    Do you need to double click ton the video to watch it? If so, the video would probably say "well done".

    1. Re:Mouse Training? by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, well, the first VCR I bought (a Sony) came with an videocassette titled "How to set up and enjoy your new VCR!"

      We (my company) bought a CD-burner back when they were an expensive novelty. It had an external SCSI interface, and was single-speed, and the drivers that came with it were on.... You guessed it, CD.

      What're ya gonna do about it, nothing thats what.

      --
      I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
    2. Re:Mouse Training? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently picked up a modem for a friend and had trouble getting it to work on his Windows 2000 box. The supplied manual (ha!) was pathetically thin, but did provide the URLs for their FAQ and online tech support.

      Now if only I could connect to the internet...

  7. Review, my arse by gowen · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Thurrot was not available for unsupervised use, only demonstrated by Microsoft for him
    Sorry, but in my book that doesn't qualify him to write a "review", or anything like it. The word that should be used is "glorified adverts". People who write reviews must be allowed to experience what they're reviewing, and form critical opinions from that.
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    1. Re:Review, my arse by wankledot · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The word that should be used is "glorified adverts"

      Which is exactly what everything Paul writes can be described as. He's a shill, pure and simple.

      --
      My sig is blank, I typed this by hand.
    2. Re:Review, my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Sorry, but in my book that doesn't qualify him to write a "review", or anything like it. The word that should be used is "glorified adverts". People who write reviews must be allowed to experience what they're reviewing, and form critical opinions from that.

      This IS Paul Thurrott we're talking about. Anyone who can consistently praise Microsoft, consistently put down anything that's NOT Microsoft either lives in a world where Microsoft is perfect and everything else is the devil, or is a shillfanboy without the ability to think critically.

      For a tip on which way Paul falls, in this world Microsoft isn't perfect.

      Remember, Paul is the guy who described the MyDoom attack on Windows PCs as "A worm that is spread via email passing through servers, chiefly UNIX systems".

      Way to try deflecting the blame.

    3. Re:Review, my arse by mzwaterski · · Score: 1

      You can't experience software if someone is looking over your shoulder? Its not like he didn't get the use the software, just that he didn't get to take it home and use it by himself.

    4. Re:Review, my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > if someone is looking over your shoulder

      And from TFSummary (yes, I'm a /.-won't-read-TFA):

      > only demonstrated by Microsoft for him.

      Which is it? Given a choice between a /. summary and a /. comment..... Well let's just say I would have to go with past experiences.

    5. Re:Review, my arse by mzwaterski · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      "Speaking with Wickstrand, and to a lesser extent actually using the system, provided me with a much clearer perspective about Windows XP Starter Edition, which is not the crippled dog that critics have described it as."

    6. Re:Review, my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The word that should be used is "glorified adverts".

      "(For using-a-mouse videos, I would suggest also Roblimo's book Point and Click Linux.)"

      Hey timothy, you forgot something! Namely to include this:

      Disclosure: Robin "Roblimo" Miller is a writer and editor at NewsForge, and the editor in chief of OSTG, of which Slashdot is a part.

    7. Re:Review, my arse by clodney · · Score: 1

      In general I agree that you can't write a real review from a demo, but there are extenuating circumstances here.

      Given that the systems he was reviewing were localized to Thai and Hindi, giving it to him unsupervised for a review would be somewhat counterproductive.

      MS's contention is that much of the utility of the Starter Edition is in the localized content and the comprehensiveness of the help system. Having a review by someone not proficient in the local language means that much of what MS considers significant would be missed.

    8. Re:Review, my arse by Pope · · Score: 1

      My own theory (shared by a few others as well) is that "Paul Thurrot" is a pseudonym used by MS' marketing department.

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      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
    9. Re:Review, my arse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sort of like Slashdot is the Linux Torvalds fan club

  8. Mouse Usage 101 by CaptainBaz · · Score: 5, Funny

    Click here to find out how to use a mouse!

    What? Eh? Oh.

    1. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Apreche · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is actually pretty scary and shows some insight on Microsoft's part. I setup my grandparents with a new PC like so. It doesn't get any easier than that. I even set it to one-click instead of double click. I figure all I had to teach them was how to use Firefox, Thunderbird and gaim. And if they ever needed the rest they could figure it out. But apparently they didn't know how to use the mouse. it was quite frightening. If I'm ever so old I can't learn new things as easily as I can now, shoot me.

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    2. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use emacs as my OS you incensitive clod.

    3. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by arturov · · Score: 1

      Anybody remember the windows tutorial in Windows 3.1? Quite a bit of that was commited to teaching the user to use the mouse (right-click contextual menu stuff, click and drag, etc.). This really isn't anything new, but seeing how many people don't seem to realize that a mouse has more than one button, these lessons will never be obsolete. Looking at how unintuitive multi-button mice are, I think the one-button mouse is one thing that Apple got right.

    4. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by RyoSaeba · · Score: 1

      The trouble is not that they can't learn, imo.

      It's just that they don't know the logic behind using the mouse, the folders, they don't know the concept of buttons to click, and so on.

      My grandfather recently bought a laptop to be able to send mails. The first time i helped him use it, i realized he has no idea you could click a button. Because it's far from obvious if you don't know.

      Of course it's easy & obvious for us. But we forget it's the result of our experience, of learning, because for some we've been in the computer field so long we don't remember learning. Or we were born with a mouse in the hand (left or right, btw?), so we never really learned...

      Either way, try to do stuff you have no clue about - servicing your car's motor? You should realize you have no clue about how to do it - because you don't know, not because you can't learn.

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      Tsuyoikoto ha taisetsu da ne, dakedo namida mo hitsuyousa (Strength is an important thing, but tears too are necessary)
    5. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a person who uses right click context menus extensivly, it always pisses me off when I go to use someones Mac, instictivly press my middle finger down expecting a menu to appear, and then realizing that there's only one button.

    6. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Hey, early Macs had the same thing. I never figured out how they were supposed to open the damn tutorial without clicking.

    7. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      I temped at Dell and I had to explain to people why the mouse hada cord connecting the mouse to the "hard drive" aka PC. Then show them how to use it properly. All so I could help them remove spyware which required deletion of Registry entries.

      Any surprise why I'm at a mental institution now?

    8. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Omestes · · Score: 1

      A long while ago I was setting up some mass-manufactured box (I think a HP, or Packard Bell) for my folks, and I had to sit through some damn mouse tutorial, and if I remember right it would not not load, sneaky bugger loaded at boot everytime.

      Though I guess it is needed, since my parents consitantly forget that they can right click, though the scroll wheel seems to be easily graspable. Actually when I rclick to open a context menu my father gets flustered, screaming "slow down, how did you get that?!".

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      A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. -edward abbey
    9. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by lildogie · · Score: 1

      (old x86 haiku)
      Keyboard not present.
      Press F1 to continue.
      Zen engineering?

    10. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by stanmann · · Score: 1

      Any mac I used that had the tutorial, wouldn't NOT start it until you told it to NOT start, so the tutorial would be the first thing you saw, always until you accomplished it.

      --
      Food not Bombs is a nice platitude but it breaks down when you notice that the Bombees are usually well fed
    11. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      If I'm ever so old I can't learn new things as easily as I can now, shoot me.

      If you are over 30, that would be tomorrow.
      You may want to rephrase.

    12. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by clodney · · Score: 1

      I was teaching a class years ago that was also the first exposure to a mouse for many of the participants.

      Several people were having real trouble with double clicking. It kept coming out as two clicks. When I went over to help them I realized they were actually bending their arm at the elbow to make a click, and hence completely blowing the double click time.

      Using a mouse is learned behavior.

    13. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be a learned behavior, but is it really that hard to learn?

      Nobody ever taught me. I saw a mouse for the first time, and pointed at something I wanted to try and open, and clicked. It just worked.

      Or maybe I'm just special, I dunno.

    14. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by danila · · Score: 1

      Humans are supposed to be able to sense the patterns. You move the mouse, the cursor moves. Even a monkey could be trained (albeit it takes a few years) to do something like this. It's not like there is any special underlying logic behind computers. No, it's just patterns, like everywhere in our world. You take a metro in a different country. Everything is different and it's ok to feel lost initially. But you are supposed to be able to figure it all out - what types of tickets are there, how do you buy them, what's the pricing scheme, where do you put them, do you get them back, etc.

      The problem with most old people is that they can't easily figure out new patterns. Being old today sucks. You feel inadequate and there is nothing you can do. Personally I hope that when I am old, I can take a pill, swallow a swarm of nanorobots or upload my mind into a computer. BTW, there already are some solutions to the problem. Check it out, may be your grandparents (and parent's grandparents) might use some of those.

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      Future Wiki -- If you don't think about the future, you cannot have one.
    15. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by kosmosik · · Score: 1

      Heh, my girlfriend is totally untechnical - she manages to surf the web, read email (gmail via browser), chat on IM, listen to music, watch movie but she has problems f.e. with copy&paste - she kinda don't get it. :) She also tends to not read anything but click (or doubleclick - totally random) on anything near cursor if something pops up. Well she is just artistic minded and treats computer as something like phone/tv/tool/hifi whatever - totally ungeekish. :)

      I've set her account with GNOME, locked most of stuff (with gconf) so she can't accidentally remove panel or important icon. Also I've set permissions for files so she cannot accidentaly delete something shared... :) I did it becuase I am lazy and don't like to fix everything over and over again...

      It looks like this:
      http://oceanic.wsisiz.edu.pl/~kosmowsk/misc /k8_des k.jpeg

      In her work she uses Windows but guess what - she finds Linux more colourful (girls like this) and more convinient than Windoze. :) Also she find it cool that she can login to her grapchical desktop from any machine in my flat (X11 does that). And (the nice part) - she uses terminal since she likes way talk (you know - BSD talkd) works. :)

    16. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

      At a computer store where I used to work, an elderly lady bought a new computer and took it home. Shortly thereafter she called complaining it didn't work. Tech support suggested she try clicking on "My Computer".

      sound: 'tink' 'tink' "Nothings happening!"

      Tech support politely asks, "excuse me ma'am, what are you doing?"

      She replies, "Isn't this one of those touch screen things like they have at the bank?"

      Mouse? Whats a mouse?

      --
      There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
    17. Re:Mouse Usage 101 by SilentChris · · Score: 1

      Not the machines at my school. Smart kids long ago set that to not start. When new users came in, the teacher had to come around and start the tutorial for them. In a multiuser environment that thing sucked.

  9. The masses by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

    This is actually be perfect for the great unwashed masses. Then they won't have to call in to my helpdesk and complain that "the internet is broken" and that they're using "Windows XL 7.0".

    1. Re:The masses by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      be glad you don't work as a mechanic with people asking why their jaguar xp always crashes.

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    2. Re:The masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This Ubermensch mentality that is so prevalent here.. is it some sort of "revenge of the geeks" thing? Getting back for being laughed at in school or something?

      I've always wondered if people that can other things than computers do just the same. - And they can't fix the car if their lives depended on it, f.. morons, and don't understand the most basic things about it's workings, can you believe how stupid and incompetent it is possible to be, shouldn't be allowed within ten feet of a car. Or something.

      Anybody who got a life and friends know? :)

    3. Re:The masses by DrinkingIllini · · Score: 1

      Anyone who is good at something makes fun of people who aren't. Car guys make fun of people who don't know what a carburetor does, people who play sports mock people who can't hit, catch, throw, shoot. It's just a group defense mechanism as near as I can figure, it has nothing to do with being laughed at in school (is it so uncommon to find nerd-jock combo?)

    4. Re:The masses by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      (is it so uncommon to find nerd-jock combo?)

      Yes. I have never seen or heard of a nerd on a sports team (football, baseball, etc) in highschool or college. I knew engineers on the soccer team in college, but they didn't know much about computers and how to fix them. That was where the three of us who were the nerds and computer geeks came in. Any time anyone had a problem they were refered to us to help fix it. We got a lot of respect for fixing peoples computers for free and making sure that they were able to keep all their data (unlike what the idiots at the helpdesk would do [reformat, reinstall]). But having ever seen or heard of a nerd-jock? Nope, not yet.

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    5. Re:The masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are such an elite h@x0r, then why are you working for/at a helpdesk? Shouldn't you be Director/Overlord of Security for MegaCorp or some such?

      Just because there are people who don't allow computers and associated issues to consume their lives does not mean they are inferior to you. Wall Street brokers don't ridicule and belittle you because you need assistance with making trades, they gladly accept your money and assist you.

      Uber-nerds with inferiority complexes do nothing to contribute, so watch your mouth.

    6. Re:The masses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I can't fix a car. But I know to change the oil, not to grind gears, and not to drive it into other objects.

      I know what an internal combustion engine is, and a transmission, and brakes, etc.

      A lot of people don't know what a CPU is. Or the difference between RAM and a hard drive. They don't know not to run random programs they downloaded off the internet.

    7. Re:The masses by ColaMan · · Score: 2, Funny

      be glad you don't work as a mechanic with people asking why their jaguar xp always crashes.

      something wrong with the drivers?

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    8. Re:The masses by sxtxixtxcxh · · Score: 1

      HAHA! indeed.

      also, i should have said, "suzuki xp".

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  10. This could be dangerous! by TildeMan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, admittedly some people need to learn the most basic of skills, such as how to use a mouse. But the people at this basic level should not then be expected to know how to keep their computer completely up-to-date and patched, or even why that's important! Given how many problems have come out of MSIE recently and how most new users primarily want to use this magical 'internet' thing, this is a huge risk.

    There's really nothing more reliable for support than having a friend who knows what he/she is doing anyway.

    1. Re:This could be dangerous! by Timesprout · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do you reckon thats why windows update and security center is configured to do this sort of thing automatically for the user now? And what exactly is this huge risk you are talking about? Does the world end if more than 2 million computer illiterates access the internet or something? Try being a little less patronising.

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    2. Re:This could be dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learned how to use a mouse when I was 7 years old, I learned it by myself: the ball under the plastic thing is rolling and modifies the position of the arrow on the screen. I think that if you REALLY need to learn how to use a mouse, you don't need a computer at all, you just want to buy one because everybody else do it...

      There is something funny about this: in real life, if you want to learn something, you try it, experiment with it and learn. Why would computers be any different?

    3. Re:This could be dangerous! by ilyagordon · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's too great a risk to allow someone whose daddy didn't buy him a computer at an early age to be welcomed into the modern world! They will end up killing us all with their Comet Cursors!!!

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    4. Re:This could be dangerous! by nolife · · Score: 2, Funny

      What about a version of Bob for XP?

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    5. Re:This could be dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that would require people to THINK!! How dare you not do everything for them!

      "Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll bitch you're not giving him anything."

    6. Re:This could be dangerous! by albn · · Score: 1

      haha, you beat me to it.

      Microsoft released something simlar called Bob and it flopped. Will it happen with WindowsXP Starter Edition? I bet so... why buy something that is so limited so it can teach you to run a mouse when one can take a class or by an inexpensive book to learn the other editions like Home or Pro? I just do not see how it can be sucessful... I guess if it is only in the targeted markets, others will not really care when there are other choices out there.

      Also, is it silly to market to places where people are more interested in food, finding loved ones and getting things in order than worrying about buying a computer?

      In Thailand and India, however, the participating users gave tremendous feedback, because it was all so new to them.

      Microsoft has four goals for the initial XP Starter Edition pilot program. First, the company wants to make sure that first time PC users in new markets have the right product at the right price, on the right hardware, and with the right features. Second, the product must help Microsoft's government partners--the tech ministries in these countries--help middle and lower class citizens gain access to technology for the first time.

      Oh well, we will see what happens there.

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    7. Re:This could be dangerous! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of zombie computers? That's what happens when illerates acces the internet. There are millions of infected Windows machines spewing spam and DOS attacks. Not because its Windows, but because the user doesn't know how to set shit up.

    8. Re:This could be dangerous! by ThousandStars · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The world doesn't end, but 2M computer illiterates responding to SPAM, being infected with viruses that propagate SPAM, DDOS attacks and other computer nasties doesn't just hurt the local users -- it hurts everyone on the 'net by making it less usable. User ignorance can result in wasted bandwidth that leads ISP to draconian usage policies. Unpatched machines that become infected with worms are a huge headache for Internet users everywhere.

      Meanwhile, if an illiterate user installs a keystroke logger and loses his credit card number, he then has to contact his credit issuer, at tremendous hassle to himself and the bank, and he may incur great losses on the credit card that the bank then has to write off. Meanwhile, someone else will have to clean up the mess on his computer.

      The example may be somewhat hyperbolic, but such things do happen. I'm not trying to be patronizing or an asshole or anything else, but I live in the real world and in the real world ignorance has consequences. Please don't interpret this as a call for the requirement for an internet license or never messing around with computers; that, after all, is how one learns. The point is that, in a public environment like the internet, users don't exist in a bubble and what they do affects the rest of us. So when another user harms others through ignorance, the harmed party has some right to be irritated.

    9. Re:This could be dangerous! by recharged95 · · Score: 1
      If people need a 15min video to learn how to use a mouse, then they shouldn't be purchasing and installing a version of [any] Windows. M$ should be selling this version to OEMs.

      On the flip-side it is nice that IT groups are finally doing video tutorials, hopefully the content is good.

  11. Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish the standard XP would be stripped down, as it is now I build custom CD's that bring the default installtion down under 160Mb when installed.

    1. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are these custom cd's free ? iso link ?

    2. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are not, because the files are copyrighted by Microsoft, so you need to build them yourself. In all fairness, many additions I apply, such has several 3rd party patches are illigal according to the EUAL; but I don't want to get busted for giving XP away.
      There are several tools to assist you in doing this, for large enterprises Microsoft supply them as part of the support contracts. Many free tools exist too, but I don't know any which is Open Source if you think that is important (which it is in a corporate environment, if it's not a comertial product).

  12. Mouse? by tyman · · Score: 1

    What's this "mouse" thing you're talking about?

  13. For the "using a mouse tutorial"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...think about clicking on this icon.

  14. I'm sorry... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... but wouldn't you have to already know how to use a mouse BEFORE playing those videos?!

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    1. Re:I'm sorry... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      which blows my mind.

      Why the hell has touchscreen not become commonplace?

      a "click here" is confusingto someone that does not know. a "touch here" makes perfect sense.

      right now with touchscreens being rare they are cheap ($100-$200 range + monitor) in mass production they would be nearly as cheap as a decent mouse.

      and overnight would make newbie computing better in every single way.

      Mice suck, touchscreen is the way to go.

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    2. Re:I'm sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mainly because they suck to use. A well-configured mouse requires a very small range of motion (2-3"), and allows the arm to be mostly at rest up to the wrist. A touchscreen requires that you wave your whole arm around across a 16"-ish space, not to mention that you block the screen while doing it.

      Seriously, it takes about 30 seconds to learn to use a mouse, at which point it's superior to a touchscreen in every way.

    3. Re:I'm sorry... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have a little 7" touchscreen on my stairmaster, connected to a computer. It's really handy. And my kids (2 and 3) are always wanting to touch the screen on my wife's computer when playing their games.

      A touch screen would be the perfect interface for a newbie.

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    4. Re:I'm sorry... by magefile · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why aren't touchscreens commonplace? Google for "gorilla arm syndrome" sometime.

    5. Re:I'm sorry... by samdu · · Score: 1

      Actually, you would have to know how to use a mouse before installing the OS. I'm sure there are dialogue boxes and such during the install. Even if you buy a box with the OS already installed there are usually dialogue boxes and radio buttons, etc... that need to be clicked.

    6. Re:I'm sorry... by pyat · · Score: 1

      Gorilla Arm Syndrome (consequence of touch-screen use)...

      Here it is in the jargon file:
      http://catb.org/~esr/jargon/html/G/gorilla-arm.htm l

    7. Re:I'm sorry... by Zemplar · · Score: 1

      Nope. That's a TWO BUTTON mouse, making the video useful and required for Apple users.

      (I'm buying my first Mac this month, so this is not meant to be inflammatory)

    8. Re:I'm sorry... by daveo0331 · · Score: 1

      Which probably explains why you see a lot of touchscreens on things you only use for a few minutes at a time (ATM, self checkout machine at the store, self check-in machine at the airport, etc.) but not very many on a computer you're going to be sitting at for long periods of time.

      Are the touchscreens really that much more expensive these days?

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    9. Re:I'm sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have three questions for you. How lazy are you exactly? How boney are your arms? Do you ever work out?

      "Gorilla arm" syndrome only effects those who are physically weak.

    10. Re:I'm sorry... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "A touch screen would be the perfect interface for a newbie."

      Which is why tablet computers have just FLOWN off the shelves the last several times MS tried them.

      Re: your sig. If you think doing a Google search is the same thing as Linux on the desktop, I don't think you understand the problem.

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    11. Re:I'm sorry... by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      First, you're assuming that newbies WANT to buy computers. They don't. That's why they have no experince using computers, they hate computers. If they did want to use computers, I think even you would have admit that someone who never touched a mouse or keyboard before would have an easier time on a touchscreen versus a mouse and keyboard. It's just a simple fact.

      Second, you're assuming that my sig is serious. It's not. It's a joke. People keep saying that Linux will succeed only when it's easy enough for a grandma to use. I'm making fun of that.

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    12. Re:I'm sorry... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      'Snot inflammatory. It's just ignorant.

      When you get your Mac, you'll note the presence of USB ports on the back. You'll also note that the mouse is not welded into that USB port. You'll further note that it's difficult to find a USB mouse that won't work. : )

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    13. Re:I'm sorry... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A touch screen would be the perfect interface for a newbie.

      No, touch screens are awful.

      Seriously. I have to train till monkeys to use touch-screen POS systems, and it's no laughing matter. The problem is accuracy. Unless the buttons are half the size of the screen, they take two or three tries to hit one, and usually hit the wrong one by accident.

      Which is fine, unless they're trying to enter a $100 credit-card sale and accidentally hit the 0 button instead of the 00 button. Oops, unless someone's being alert, that "perfect interface" just lost the store $90.

    14. Re:I'm sorry... by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Easier != better. Do a google search on Gorilla Arm Syndrome. That's why touchscreens aren't a good idea for day-to-day use. Tablets would have less of an issue, but they're expensive.

      I wasn't assuming anything about your sig. I saw that you were trying to be funny, and I think that's great. Keep workin' on it.

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    15. Re:I'm sorry... by magefile · · Score: 1

      BS. Try it for an extended period of time, and you'll see. But yes, I do have joint problems (though I'm not lazy - it's an arthritis-like symptom).

  15. How to use a mouse...In Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There are some very good points that the Linux community could adopt. An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse."

    I would suggest a training video in how to use CAT for linux users, that could really solve mouse problems.

  16. computers + old age. by KingPunk · · Score: 1, Insightful

    my grandfather is nearly 70 yrs old.
    i built him a computer to check his email with and run a small webserver with the "family dot com" as he says.
    ..and all i got to say is, he needed absloutely no instruction on how to use a mouse, computer
    or anything else... sure, he fumbled with XP for a little bit. since then i've brought him to linux though. ;)
    but everybody takes time to adjust to the os for a little while.

    ..how to use a mouse, ..i've heard it all now.


    also note, every community college, and adult-education center, and public library i can think of in every place i've lived,
    offers FREE, yes.. FREE basic computer instruction for those who actually have lived a sheltered life
    and have never seen/used a mouse before.
    (and of course i have taken into consideration those who do live in extreemly rual or remote areas,
    in which they may need a 'howto' on how to operate a pc.
    but don't most investigate how to use one, BEFORE they buy one?)

    1. Re: computers + old age. by mccalli · · Score: 1
      how to use a mouse, ..i've heard it all now.

      I remember trying out an Atari ST for the first time. Up until then, I'd been dealing with 8 bits that mostly had their 'interfaces' as BASIC statements.

      I had no idea what to do with the mouse. I could get a cursor to move, but which button to click? And I have to what, do...err 'double-click'? What's that? And although this cursor (well, picture - cursors to me at that time meant flashing squares at the bottom of the screen) was obviously moving, I had no idea where to move it too or why. I kept on wondering how to quit this program and get to the 'real' computer (ie. the CLI that accepted BASIC, in my mind that was what real computer interfaces looked like).

      Don't sniff at needing to learn to use a mouse.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re: computers + old age. by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Oh come on. It's not that difficult. Anyone who can pass grade 3 can use a mouse. Worst case scenario you need the one button solution

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    3. Re:computers + old age. by MegaManXcalibur · · Score: 1

      I sadly had to teach at one of those free introduction to computers classes for a class credit. And I was suprised that a majority of the people there (senior citizens) had no clue how to use a mouse and it took the better part of three or so sessions (we had to teach at ten sessions) before they finally got the hang of it. You would be suprised at how hard it was for them to use this little piece of plastic to move a cursor around on a screen and then try to click on something without jerking the mouse around at the same time (it must be a reaction or something to suddenly jerk the mouse up when you click a button or something becasue all of them did it). Then God forbid you they had to double-click something.

      So teaching somebody how to use a mouse isn't as stupid as it sounds. There are people that have no idea what one is or how it works, especially in third world countries where computer use is uncommon. And in many countries where Windows XP Starter Edition is being sold those classes are not avalible. Remember this isn't bein sold in countries which are abundant with computer users, its being sold in countries where computers are still rather uncommon. So having a movie teaching people how to use a mouse isn't as crazy as it may sound.

    4. Re: computers + old age. by nicky_d · · Score: 1

      Absolutely right. I recall moving from the 8-bit arena - Atari, Commodore, Sinclair - to an Amiga. The closest I'd come to navigating a GUI up to then was using a joystick in primitive paint programs. The mouse wasn't an intuitive device at all. It took time to learn proper control - not much time, but some time (mouse-driven games certainly helped). And that was an Amiga mouse, nothing like today's mice with their scroll wheels, flashing lights and bonus buttons. And now I use a Mac... hmm...

    5. Re:computers + old age. by siphi · · Score: 0

      I remember not knowing how to get win3.11 to boot back in 95 (just before win95). My family spent an hour on xmas morning figuring it out. All we had to do was type "win [ret]".

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  17. training video?? by jxyama · · Score: 4, Interesting
    please. giving credit for a training video on how to use a mouse is a bit off the mark. learning to use a mouse is beyond using windows or linux. it's basic computing.

    for the price/time involved with making/watching such a video, why not provide a fool-proof "play/experiment area" mode of the OS where you can do any mouse movement/clicking and it won't permanently affect the computer system at all? of course, it will still let you drag, click, open, etc. but it won't permanently alter the files, system, etc.

    afterall, the best way to learn to use the mouse is to actually use it, not watch a video. this way, a novice user can play with the mouse to heart's content without fearing "oops, the system is no good because i moved something" kind of a situation.

    do food processor companies deserve the credit for providing a video on how to plug in the power plug?

    1. Re:training video?? by nkh · · Score: 1

      Off-topic but when I hear the word "basic-computing", it reminds me of something I do when someone asks me to teach basic-computing to their kid: I grab my copy of The Art of Computer Programming and say "Look, this is basic-computing", and in the end, you understand that little johnny doesn't really want a computer, he just needed a PS2 or a GameCube.

    2. Re:training video?? by capt.Hij · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Way back when... I had a PHB who was just learning how to use a workstation and had not used a mouse before. He was actually a very bright guy, and he taught himself how to use the machine. One day we were watching him and one of us said, "You know if you turn the mouse around and use it the other way it is a bit more intuitive." He turned the mouse around and was quite happy with the results.

      Moral of the story: Don't assume that people can just play with something and get it correct. People have an enormous capacity to compensate for their own ignorance.

    3. Re:training video?? by sordid_mammal · · Score: 1

      they have that. its called solitaire.

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    4. Re:training video?? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      Kind of like my Mac back in 1984 did.

      The answer is if you can get Linux installed you don't need this and MS could give a shit about UI issues (yes I think Windows is shite from a UI perspective and yes I think Linux with Openbox+BASH is teh win you won't change my mind so don't even bohter trying) so they won't spend the minimal dollars needed to make this happen. Now I haven't touched a Mac in any serious way since 1990 do they still have this?

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    5. Re:training video?? by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Apple used to have a training program that was made in Director, and this is exactly what it did. It had a mock desktop, folders, apps, etc. It walked you through the basics of using the mouse, opening documents, word processing, etc -- all within the full screen application that resembled the Mac desktop. Once you got the hang of that you were ready to wreak havoc on your the real desktop...

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    6. Re:training video?? by Lurkey+Turkey · · Score: 1

      Why do you think Microsoft originally provided simple games? To teach mouse usage, of course! Click and drag a card, point and click at a (possible) bomb...etc.

    7. Re:training video?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Years ago, after having my computer experience "limited" to Unix I moved into an office with a network of Windows 3.1 pc's. I sat down at my desk to start work yet had never even used a mouse before. All I knew was that you moved the arrow around the screen and "clicked" the mouse. After a bit of fumbling around I managed to click Help where I discovered the mouse tutorial. I followed the tutorial and learned enough to get started. Years later, I'm still waiting to find something else useful in Help.

    8. Re:training video?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > do food processor companies deserve the credit for providing a video on how to plug in the power plug?

      Yes.
      When microwaves first came out, that kind of training was given.

      As technology gets older and enough people know how to use it, they stop doing these things.

    9. Re:training video?? by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      I remember windows 95 OEM having something like that here in Venezuela. It came with a second CD (I think it was a promotion because even windows 95 never came with it again here) that would teach you how to use windows. Basically you put the CD in, and it would autorun, create a mock up windows desktop and a voice would talk you trough the interface. You could click anywhere with impunity because anything you did there would be undone on exit. I ran a cybercafe back then and lots of people would rent computers just to sit trough it.. :)

    10. Re:training video?? by Scottl_h · · Score: 1

      Why do you think Microsoft has included solitaire with Windows, dating back to the very early releases? It's to give people practice using a mouse.

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    11. Re:training video?? by danila · · Score: 1

      Congratulations, you are officially smarter than 100 Microsoft programmers. That's not much, though. :)

      Seriously, I don't understand why such an obvious idea hadn't occured to a bunch of highly-paid professionals... A video about using a mouse. You are absolutely right, making it an interactive sandbox would be MUCH more efficient and one Flash programmer would be able to create it and tune to perfection in a month.

      You start the computer for the first time, it opens the sandbox. There you can move the pointer, click on things, double-click on things, move things, use menus, etc. When you feel you have learned that, solve a small challenge and you can move to the next level (real Windows). :)

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    12. Re:training video?? by danila · · Score: 1

      Ironically, these simple games turned out to be the most useful applications in Windows... Surely the most popular.

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  18. The real XP Starter Edition... by Eric+Giguere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Put a copy of Puppy on a USB flash drive and have it put up the Blue Screen of Death on bootup. Share the key with your friends.

    Eric
    How to detect Internet Explorer

    P.S.: Interesting experiment: put a Linux system on a key like this with a Windows-like desktop scheme, boot someone's PC with it when they're not looking, and see if they can tell if there's any difference.

    1. Re:The real XP Starter Edition... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      They'll probably know immediately when they can't actually run anything or they try to load up Photoshop, but some amateur crap like GIMP comes up instead.

  19. Too Dumbed Down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    There are some very good points that the Linux community could adopt. An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse.
    I doubt this would be a good use of time and effort. It's like training people to open the door on a car with manual transmission when they have no idea how to drive a stick. Maybe first we should get automatic transmission working, then we can worry about the people who can't open doors.
    1. Re:Too Dumbed Down by moderators_are_w*nke · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, the vast majority of linix users are pretty experienced. The last thing you want to do is antagonise the vast majority of your user base but treating them like complete morons.

      If its to happen, it needs to be not installed and off by default on everything (that incudes GNOME and KDE). And when its switched on by an administrator (who knows a particular user is dumb), there needs to be a big red 'go away and never bother me again' button.

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  20. Ideas? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
    There are some very good points that the Linux community could adopt. An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse."

    A fellow I worked with once was sacked for something along the lines of 'to be an actual thinking person [you should be able to use a mouse.]' Seriously, it seems harsh, but rudimentary training isn't exactly a new idea. You can lead an end user to a manual/help file/training video, but you'll see them reach for that phone in a blink.

    Besides, this starter editiion is to address piracy, isn't it?

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    1. Re:Ideas? by KingPunk · · Score: 0

      Besides, this starter editiion is to address piracy, isn't it?

      haha, yes it is mostly. and i must say, if they're off pirating stuff, im almost certian they know how to use a mouse aswell ;)

    2. Re:Ideas? by topham · · Score: 1

      Starter Edition will be the least pirated version of Windows ever.

      Obviously this means it will be a "success".

    3. Re:Ideas? by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      haha, yes it is mostly. and i must say, if they're off pirating stuff, im almost certian they know how to use a mouse aswell ;)

      It's only a matter of time until it's all being pirated, including training materials. Linux/OS have much to learn from this example (hoo hah)

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    4. Re:Ideas? by strelitsa · · Score: 1
      Besides, this starter editiion is to address piracy, isn't it?

      Shouldn't the training video cover using a hook instead of a mouse then?

      (This would also make using a keyboard very problematic. Not to mention the parrot poop all over the monitor).

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    5. Re:Ideas? by Xerp · · Score: 1
      You lucky sod. Your end users can use the telephone! Mine have to come down and speak to me. Even then they can't actualy form enough of a sentance to actualy say anything meaningful. When they appear by my desk I just know it is tiem to lead them back and then they can point at the thing that confuses them.

      Obviously I'm tactful enough to pretend that they have said something sensible. Like the one today...

      User: The box thing on my screen just said something. I'm not sure what it was, but I think it has something to do with an internet screenwipe? It looked quite serious though.

      Me: Ok. I'll just pop up and take a look at that for you then.

      Yes, thats right. It was a banner-ad (one of those animated gif types) at the top of a web page.

      Some things just aren't rudimentary computing; they are rudimentary life. I would never dare give anyone a manual to read - they would just think I was being rude. The same with any form of teaching device.

      And yes, I too was under the impression that this "starter" edition was to combat piracy. A good tactic too - no-one would ever want to pirate such drivel ;)

  21. Max. 3 programs by RikRat · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "The product can run three programs at a time. For those families, this is exactly what they want. That's a great experience for them." Right... exactly what they want. They want to run Explorer.exe, Internet Explorer, Outlook, Wor-- wait, close an application first! "One of the big criticisms about XP Starter Edition is that it can run just three applications simultaneously, so I was curious to see what it would do if you attempted to launch more than three. In this case, the system displays a notification window telling you that you can only run three applications. The notification roughly reads as, "With Windows XP Starter Edition, you can run three programs at a time. To open a new program, please save your work, close one open application, and open the new application again." Nice work! And I guess the 800x600 max resolution is also "exactly what they want". Bah.

    1. Re:Max. 3 programs by youngerpants · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, what classes as a program?

      What about services or background apps; my windows box runs software like antivirus on startup (as it should) but also what about dhcpd or similar. It also defaults to running things like MSNMessenger on startup and if I actually want to launch software myself MSOutlook also uses word as its default editor... there are 2 more programs starting as 1

      If the standard windows build was limited to just 3 apps it wouldn't even start up so how are "programs" classified?

    2. Re:Max. 3 programs by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe this is a security feature - it can only run 3 spyware programs or worms at once.

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    3. Re:Max. 3 programs by andrewbaldwin · · Score: 1

      Don't worry - within minutes of use you won't have a choice: your 3 'slots' will be taken up by virus/spyware "apps" ;-)

    4. Re:Max. 3 programs by ShyGuy91284 · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing it's more of a monopolistic process, and couldn't see them blocking off their own software. "Our software is safe. So you can run Windows Media Player, Internet Explorer, Explorer, Word, Excel, and any other Microsoft product at the same time without worrying about filling up too many software slots. Your protected from using too much other software that is dangerous such as worms, trojans, and Firefox though". And if that isn't the case, I wouldn't be surprised if they are forced to change their "only 3 programs max" to "Only x uncertified programs, and as many "Microsoft Certified" programs as you need (including some virus scan software and stuff like that).

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    5. Re:Max. 3 programs by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      People who have never touched a computer before don't know WHAT they want. They don't understand the concept of a single resolution vs multiple resolutions... my grandmother uses a computer and doesn't understand either.

      I think it's better to only allow 3 applications than to allow unlimited applications and have the system slow to the point it's unusable (read the article.. these are 200-300mhz systems with minimal ram). It would make more sense to someone not knowing anything about computers that they can only have 3 programs open at a time (and get a message saying so) than to have the system freeze up or crash due to them opening 40 instances of Paint (and getting no error message).

      Keep in mind the target market here. Your complaints would be accurate if this were being sold to people in the US who are just looking for a cheap alternative to XP Pro/Home, but that's not the case.

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    6. Re:Max. 3 programs by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

      What I love is the explanation:

      "You can think of it like this," Wickstrand explained. "In terms of the program and window limits, we look at the target customers and understand how they're using their computer, and we created a product that's tailored to their specific usage scenarios. And clearly, that's a feature where more experienced users would feel the limitation, but for a first-time user who's never touched a mouse before, it's quite sufficient."

      Yeah, sure. And probably trying to stop people (ie: enterprises) from buying a cheaper XP edition.

    7. Re:Max. 3 programs by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      (read the article.. these are 200-300mhz systems with minimal ram).
      So where are these machines going to come from? You can't even buy a machine that slow, and if you could, the slower ram would be more expensive than current machines.

      Cheaper for the buyer to "chip" an XBox.

    8. Re:Max. 3 programs by pla · · Score: 1

      If the standard windows build was limited to just 3 apps it wouldn't even start up so how are "programs" classified?

      Open up Task Manager.

      Click on the "Applications" tab.

      Now click on the "Processes" tab.

      There you go.


      For a slightly more technical answer, download SysInternals' Process Explorer, which expands process trees for you rather than just listing them linearly. From that, you can determine that an "application" means anything that runs as a direct child of Explorer (the GUI, not MSIE), with one exception - Anything without its own window that minimizes itself to the system tray, will not show up in the Applications list.

      Which, interestinly enough, means that you could conceivably start Mozilla, WinAmp (set to minimize to the system tray), and Wordpad; minimize WinAmp (which removes it from the list of running applications), open Paint, then restore WinAmp. This would presumeably result in four running "programs", since the "fourth" program has already started itself.

    9. Re:Max. 3 programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Evolution:

      Win3.1 -> Win9x -> Win2k/XP -> Win3.1

      And yeah I had a hard time running more than 3 apps on Win3x at times.

    10. Re:Max. 3 programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your argument were valid, this "feature" would be enabled by default, to be disabled via an "Advanced" dialog when the user becomes comfortable with multitasking. This is pure and simple crippleware, and people will just continue to pirate the non-crippled versions.

    11. Re:Max. 3 programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with not cannibalizing the sales of your other products?

      Other companies do it all the time and no one complains.

    12. Re:Max. 3 programs by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I think you're wrong.

      When I boot my XP PC, I have about 30 entries in the Processes tab. I think you must mean the Applications tab, which would make more sense anyway.

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    13. Re:Max. 3 programs by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "Your complaints would be accurate if this were being sold to people in the US who are just looking for a cheap alternative to XP Pro/Home"

      Right, because people who aren't in America aren't smart enough to run more than three applications.

      Uh huh.

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    14. Re:Max. 3 programs by Svet-Am · · Score: 1

      this is about the dumbest thing i think ive heard coming out of redmon.

      this way when a user is off surfing pr0n and the floodgates of spyware open up, suddenly they cannot run ANY legit apps because the queue for apps is being taken up by spyware, dialers, etc.

      and if, they elect to run an antivirus software and, say, ms anti-spyware, theyve just used up two of their three wishes.

      somehow that just doesnt make sense.

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    15. Re:Max. 3 programs by pla · · Score: 2, Informative
      I have about 30 entries in the Processes tab. I think you must mean the Applications tab

      Ummm... I'll quote myself here:
      Open up Task Manager.
      Click on the "Applications" tab.
      Now click on the "Processes" tab.

      We appear not to disagree, but it would seem that you somehow skipped over reading the second step. :-)

      Though I suppose it might have read a bit better if I reversed the order in which I mentioned TaskMan's tabs, I only intended to demonstrate the difference between "processes" and "programs" from the point of view of Windows XP.
    16. Re:Max. 3 programs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we created a product that's tailored to their specific usage scenarios

      Translation: we added as many restrictions as we could without putting everyone off.

      Gotta love doublespeak. Look, Microsoft, if you want to release crippleware then that's your prerogative, but let's call a spade a spade, mkay?

    17. Re:Max. 3 programs by mnmn · · Score: 1


      They claim it 'fits the market'. I really do not understand that.

      So they're willing to pay programmers to put in work hours to cripple an OS.. so it 'fits' the market. Why not... NOT put in those programming hours, and use something that is based on the generic XP kernel, but without IE and other heavyweight processes? Making it should be simple.

      And other limitations will ensure people will buy the real thing when they've had enough of this.

      A PC, when bought in poorer countries is used through and through. People put pirated copies of all games they can lay their hands on, and the numerous children will learn the PC and use it nonstop as soon as the dad purchases it. If anything, SE fits more of the 'retired' markets in western countries where people do not have kids and grandkids around to fix the computer problems, and where they just need to send emails and see pictures.

      So anyone with a brand new PC with XPSE will think this is crap, get out and get a pirated copy of XP or 2000 and try to run that. Even better, if the PC is too slow for 2000 or XP, all market forces will push them to Linux. This is where marketing will be most useful. After a million PCs with XPSE are sold in a certain country, a Linux company like Lindows or Mandrake should launch a marketing campaign... for $10 replace your crippled OS with something faster, many more apps, no process limitation, better resolution, and something that will run just fine on a 200-300MHz Celeron PC.

      That reminds me... if a few Linux-based companies agree on a machine spec, and produce something ARM7 or ARM9-based, and applications to go with it, beating the price of almost any x86-based machine, the markets will accept it. All we need is the threshold number of units produced to make it cheap but fast enough, and Wintel will be in trouble.

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    18. Re:Max. 3 programs by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      If you read the article, you'd see they're targetting 3rd world countries. Many of these people have never used a computer before. So, it's not an issue of them being smart enough to run more than 3 applications, it's them being able to run more than 3 and understand what's happening when the system slows down or crashes.

      Why not reduce the learning curve instead of overwhelming them with options and possible issues?

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    19. Re:Max. 3 programs by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Making it only POSSIBLE to run three apps at once does nothing to make Windows easier to learn. To suppose that people in third world countries aren't smart enough to use more than three apps at once is pretty bigoted.

      Microsoft is deliberately hamstringing the software, so that they can cry to the regulatory agencies "Look! We shipped this supercheap version of WIndows, and those sneaky pirates are STILL stealing our software!"

      Anyhow, Windows is going to go ahead and install its own possible issues automatically from the Internet.

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    20. Re:Max. 3 programs by XMode · · Score: 1

      I've watched beginners, even some intermediate computer users.. Most of them don't even realise their computer can run more than 1 program at a time, let alone 3. Yes this will be a pain for experienced users, but so would having to watch a video on how to use a mouse.. So bag M$ all you want for introducing a crippled OS rather than fixing a broken one, but I don't think the average home user is going to notice much.

  22. Nothing New by ProudClod · · Score: 1

    Windows 3.1 had a very similar looking tutorial on how to use a mouse, if my memory serves me right.

    Could anyone elaborate on this recollection?

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    1. Re:Nothing New by Your+Pal+Dave · · Score: 1

      It sure did, and along with the other training videos it used about 11 MiB of HD space, which was not inconsequential in those days. One of the first things I used to do with one of those machines was delete those files to reclaim this space.

    2. Re:Nothing New by Lemming+Mark · · Score: 1

      Yes, I remember that - I think it was stashed under the Help menu of Program Manager. For beginners who had never used a mouse / GUI before it just provided a quick runthrough of the basics - actually kinda helpful when you introduce someone to a computer.

    3. Re:Nothing New by RikRat · · Score: 1

      You are right, OS/2 Warp 3 had it also.

    4. Re:Nothing New by HishamMuhammad · · Score: 1

      You are right. It was pretty well done, too. It had lots of animations, as well as interactive "demos" where you could practice things such as resizing or moving a window, etc. "Now resize this window so that it fits inside that dotted frame", things like that.

      In general, I think the help files from Windows 3.1 were way more complete than those from Windows 95 (perhaps before 95 contained so much more stuff to document, and 3.1 was so mich simpler). Anyway, I have memories of learning stuff reading Windows 3.1 help, and memories of frustration going through the wizard-like help of 95 ("Did this solve your hardware conflict? No? Then try this...")

  23. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The problem is Microsoft [like many companies in the software biz] doesn't promote many technical merits behind their software. They're more about "mind-share" than "tech-share".

    But afterall, that's what a good business does. Only look short-term how to make the most amount of money.

    Personally I hate windows not because I'm a l33t linux user. Or that it's cool to hate Windows. I hate Windows because it's fucking annoying. No developement tools, one desktop, totally exploited every 8 seconds, the kernel isn't that stable, you can't restart the desktop without rebooting, etc....

    Rarely if ever do I have to cold-reboot my linux box. Usually restarting X will fix any problems [which also happens rarely] with the desktop.

    That and I can hack the kernel if I want [which I have had todo once when cpufreqd was a bit whiny about my buggy bios having 2 PST entries]. Can't do that in Windows...

    Tom

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  24. More of the same by nemaispuke · · Score: 1

    I am sure other people have commented on Microsoft's "let's remove functionality to reduce the cost" so that if anyone actually needs the functionality of XP Home or Professional they have to cough up more money! You don't have to be a Harvard economist to see what Microsoft is doing here. I hope the people of Malysia and Thailand see through Microsoft's crap and tell them to shove Windows XP Starter Edition.

    1. Re:More of the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just increases the total cost of ownership though, like when they removed security and efficiency.

    2. Re:More of the same by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope the people of Malysia and Thailand see through Microsoft's crap and tell them to shove Windows XP Starter Edition.

      I for one fully expect them to not give a fsck, but keep pirating whatever they please. Do not underestimate Malaysians or Thais: these people are just as clever as we are, they just have a different knowledge-base to work from. Still no one in their right mind will pay for a crippled XP when they sell full versions for spare change at every corner.

  25. VCR setup video by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like the VCR that came with a videotape showing you how to setup your VCR...

  26. mouse usage by lkcl · · Score: 5, Interesting

    i know it sounds archaic, but i have watched no-skills mouse users and it's quite serious. they:

    1) play "hunt the cursor" because of poor eyesight and lack of experience with visual on-screen clues

    2) hold a mouse with two or less fingers

    3) move the mouse around tepidly and definitely not straight such that the cursor movement bears little relation to on-screen movement

    4) moving the mouse around in order to locate the cursor itself.

    5) let go of the mouse and watch the mouse itself not the screen in order to press a button on it - result: mouse moves...

    the use of a mouse is something that is taken for granted. try using your mouse with your OTHER hand for a few weeks to see what i mean (if you are not ambidextrous of course).

    try also upping the cursor accelerator and click-speed to absolute max in order to simulate lack of coordination.

    and then: don't you bloody dare write another application with many-leveled drop-down and drop-sideways menus ever again!

    1. Re:mouse usage by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

      I remember my first usage of a mouse. My grandfather was a lefty and I, being a righty, had no difficulty adopting his technique. Granted I was only aged in the single digits. The benefits of youth indicate the exercises that retain our mental facilities as we grow older. Learn to do things in ways you aren't traditionally used to. "Those damn kids" have something to teach you. Look to your children (or grandchildren) for clues. You'll thank yourself.

    2. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I know you were dead serious about this post, but it really made me laugh. I work with older people and you basically describe what I see every day. The whole thing about looking down at the mouse to press a button, oh man.

    3. Re:mouse usage by harvardian · · Score: 1

      4) moving the mouse around in order to locate the cursor itself.

      Hell, I do that myself sometimes. A mouse has a lot of places to hide in 1600 x 1200 pixels.

    4. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      the use of a mouse is something that is taken for granted. try using your mouse with your OTHER hand for a few weeks to see what i mean (if you are not ambidextrous of course).
      I do that a lot, when my normal mouse hand is, erm, occupied :)
    5. Re:mouse usage by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      4) moving the mouse around in order to locate the cursor itself.

      I do that all the time and I do consider myself an experienced mouse user :P

    6. Re:mouse usage by FinestLittleSpace · · Score: 2, Funny

      did you look under the stairs?

    7. Re:mouse usage by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      That's why I like to use a trackball. You can be sure it will never move unless you actually want to. Sometimes clicking on a specific pixel is necessary.

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    8. Re:mouse usage by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      We take it for granted that using a mouse is trivial, but it really isn't.

      I remember my first mouse, I bought it for my C64 to use with GEOS. I was so used to moving the cursor around with a joystick, that the mouse was hard to get used to. I'd always seem to move it with my finger when I tried to click, and end up missing.

      It's a skill like swimming, riding a bike, or driving a car. It's second nature once you know how, but it can be daunting at first - especially someone who's never used a computer, they tend to be a little scared of them, especially these days where every other story on the news is about internet rapists or having all your money stolen through the computer, etc..

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    9. Re:mouse usage by mbbac · · Score: 1

      All of this is why Apple ships computers with one-button mouses.

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    10. Re:mouse usage by philipacamaniac · · Score: 1

      Hey, i'm not an ambidextrous, but I frequently use mice right and left handed. Of course, I've also been spotted using two keyboards and/or two mice at once.

    11. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose that if Apple sold bicycles they would have the training wheels welded on too.

    12. Re:mouse usage by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I was ambidextrous until I broke my left arm, two fingers, and nearly severed my thumb about eight years ago. It took two years for the thumb to fully do what I wanted again, but I've never been able to write with the hand again (what I consider being truly ambidextrous)... I can still type, use two keyboards, etc, but the fine control is gone.

    13. Re:mouse usage by dn15 · · Score: 1
      All of this is why Apple ships computers with one-button mouses.

      Yes. In my experience a lot of users don't know what the second button is for and never even touch it. I'm not trying to be condescending - it's not as if they're too stupid to use more buttons. It's just that for many people a standard PC mouse is unnecessary complication (relatively speaking) of an otherwise simple input device.
    14. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "try using your mouse with your OTHER hand for a few weeks to see what i mean" ...You must be new here.

    15. Re:mouse usage by mbbac · · Score: 1

      You can replace the one-button mouse with whatever 3-button scroll wheel mouse you want, and OS X will be able to use it. It is not "welded on."

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    16. Re:mouse usage by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

      I have to move my mouse to find it. I use unclutter which hides the mouse after it's been idle.

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    17. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could also go out and pay for a hacksaw to fix your Apple bike.

    18. Re:mouse usage by AnxiousMoFo · · Score: 1

      I have two monitors hooked up to my computer: a 1600 x 1200 CRT, and a 1280 x 1024 flat panel. Losing the mouse is a relatively frequent occurrence for me.

    19. Re:mouse usage by csimpkin · · Score: 1

      I prefer to enable the feature that makes little screen ripples coming from the cursor when you hold ctrl.

    20. Re:mouse usage by WelcomeToTheFallout · · Score: 1

      I knew a guy who for years used the mouse aiming down (i.e. cord sticking out the bottom) and clicked with the heel of his palm. None of us noticed until he started making fun of one of my buddies for using the mouse wrong.

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    21. Re:mouse usage by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      4) moving the mouse around in order to locate the cursor itself.

      There's nothing wrong with that. I do that when I sit down at an already-running sluggish computer, where I can't see the pointer already or as soon as I try to move it.

    22. Re:mouse usage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The secretary in my work place is hopeless in using the mouse. Sometimes she asks for my help in using a software. But when I tell her to right click, she sometimes left clicks instead. The most annoying thing is, she always moves the mouse while she's clicking! Needless to say that it takes at least 10 goes to do anything! And she just laughs and blames me for being impatient! But it happens every single bloody time!

  27. Interesting by adeydas · · Score: 1

    Apparently to start the movie in which Windows XP Starter Edition teaches you how to use a mouse, you have to point your mouse to the menu, click it and then view it. Or you have to use your keyboard. So like for a person who knows nothing about computers, wouldn't that be a hard thing to do?! In other words, here comes another useless feature.

  28. Re:Good Job Timothy by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    Anyone have anything to say about the technical merits, or lack thereof of XP Starter Edition?

    Considering that no one has been allowed to play with it yet, and most Slashdotters would not want to waste their money buying crippled MS software, I'm not sure that we will now, or anytime in the near future, be able to have a meaningful discussion about the technical merits of XP starter edition. Please return to your regularly scheduled squabbling.

  29. Lots of things the Linux Community should learn... by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Unfortunately, it comes down to this. Linux is essentially developed by geeks for geeks, and, as a generality, geeks have little time/patience with the "clueless newbie unwashed" who need their hands held.

    If Linux is ever going to conquer the desktop, it will take the effort of many dedicated people who not only have the time & the patience, but also obsess about the user experience of the aforementioned unwashed.

    Unlike the average /. reader, the majority of people view the computer as a tool, a means to an end, not as a hobby and not as the end itself.

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  30. Answering the critics by ookaze · · Score: 1

    The "Answering the critics" part (from MS) contradicts the reports (from MS) that people in these country (where this Windows is to be released) are replacing Linux with Windows (on PC sold with Linux).
    I wonder how a great deal of the population do not know what to do with Windows (MS people assure you they have done the research for that) and yet are able to install Windows.

    In Europe, people that know what to do with Windows do not necessarily know how to install it.

    Strange thing really.

  31. Re:Good Job Timothy by Bzap · · Score: 1

    Usually I'd more than agree with you, but alas.. quote from the book review; "Roblimo's new book Point and Click Linux really consists of three things: the book itself, an included copy on CD of the Debian-based SimplyMepis Linux distribution, and a DVD featuring Roblimo's multi-part narrated video guide for getting started with Linux, Mepis and KDE."

  32. Re:Good Job Timothy by hunterx11 · · Score: 1
    No, I'd rather flamebait.

    Like pointing out that Apple used to include little games aimed at teaching you the interface, instead of videos. :-)

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  33. Couldn't use it himself, found it easy to use! by hoborocks · · Score: 2, Funny

    The response from tech press and analysts was immediate and damning. Reports referred to XP Starter Edition as "cut-rate," "cheap," "crippled," and even "futile." All of those reports, however, are completely wrong. And it's a sad statement on the state of modern tech reporting and analysis that so many people could be so cynical about a product they have never seen and don't know a thing about.

    And yet he wasn't allowed to USE it himself - it was DEMONSTRATED for him.

    Yeah, that sounds a bit hypocritical. Ass.

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  34. Voice-activated by Dachannien · · Score: 1

    An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse.

    Hello, computer?

    1. Re:Voice-activated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, a keyboard, how quaint." - Scotty, Star Trek IV

    2. Re:Voice-activated by FuturePastNow · · Score: 1

      Scotty just didn't understand the one-button thing.

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    3. Re:Voice-activated by jim_deane · · Score: 1

      I don't have mod points right now, but +1 for the reference. :)

      Jim

  35. The difference between Windows and Linux videos by mukund · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    (For using-a-mouse videos, I would suggest also Roblimo's book Point and Click Linux.)

    OK OK.. listen. I'm going to sound like a troll, but this is A JOKE. None of it is really true.

    The difference between a Windows "using the mouse" instruction video and a Linux "using the mouse" instruction video is:

    Windows:

    1. Plug the mouse in
    2. Clicking twice means a double-click. It is different from a single click.
    3. Right clicking means clicking the right mouse button which brings up properties in context

    Linux:

    1. Plug the mouse in
    2. If you believe in God, say a quick prayer for the next things you're gonna do
    3. Edit /etc/X11/XF86Config and fill in all the appropriate sections. The 60 page manpage reference is an ideal reference.
    4. Edit /etc/sysconfig/gpm (if you are using Fedora Core or /etc/someother/file if you're using Debian, or /etc/someotherother/other file if you're using Gentoo, or....) and blah blah blah blah blah blah..
    5. Say a prayer again
    6. Start gpm server. Start X.
    7. Wash, rinse and repeat until it works.
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    1. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by DJCF · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I'm not a Linux zealot. I don't even use Linux.

      But when I installed FC3 last week, the mouse certainly seemed to work ok. The three LAN cards installed themselves completely transparently at startup (in Windows I needed three seperate driver installations from three seperate cds), and the Audigy was blasting out Linkin Park as soon as I'd logged in for the first time (in Windows I was required to sit through an *hour* long driver installation, and a restart immediately afterwoulds).

      In fact, the only thing I had to install was the graphics card. (Which, unfortunately, left a bit to be desired.)

    2. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by zr-rifle · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty unfair comparision. If users don't know how to use a mouse they should never fiddle with do-it-yourself distros such as gentoo, but use Mandrake, Ubuntu o SuSE.

      My personal experience with using a USB mouse, despite all the criticism towards the way Linux deals with USB (what a dirty hack, etc), is actually better on Linux than on Windows. In Linux, I can unplug my mouse from my desktop PC and plug it in my laptop, and the reverse, and it will start working in a second. Silently and instantly. In Windows XP, the pointer sometimes didn't work, forcing me to unplug it and replug it again.

      But I may have been lucky, who know ;)

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    3. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Windows XP has drivers for Audigy, Audigy 2 and the entire Live series built in.

      You sat for an hour installing Creative's little media player bundle of dogshit, which isn't needed at all.

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    4. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      1. Plug mouse in
      2a. It works, all done
      2b. It doesn't work
      3. Reboot into windows
      4. Open internet explorer
      5. Go to linuxquestions.org
      6. Ignore search function
      7. Create the handle "liNux_gUy1032"
      8. Find the first forum you see
      9. Type message consisting of appologizing for being "a dumb n00b" explaining that "my mouse doesn't work" ask "how do I fix it?"
      10. Get frustrated when the first reply asks you for some technical information
      11. Two months later, tell people "yeah, I tried linux once, but it's not ready for the desktop.
      12. Post experience on slashdot when the latest KDE is released.

      I know you were joking, and I'm joking as well :)

    5. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to troll, at least troll intelligently.

      Perhaps in the past Linux was that difficult to get a standard mouse working, but if you'd take the time to try out any recent distribution you'd find that it's no more difficult than plug and play like in your favorite commercial OS.

    6. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny that the people most able in setting up a mouse under Linux in the way you describe* are the very people that do not typically use them and can function rather well without them, often opting not to use them.

      *Minus step 2, 5, and 7

    7. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      1. Go ask in a linux forum

      2. Get told RTFA YOU FUCKIN N00B! U R TEH SUCK!

      3. You RTFA, to find out it's a decade old and deals mainly with Bus mice that don't exist anymore. There's a section on Serial mice, which doesn't help because yours is USB.

      4. Return to forum, where you are told "USB mice are only for gay MS astroturfers like you!! Why don't you go have sex with Bill Gates you stupid fag!"

      5. Say "fuck it" and just use the USB to PS/2 adaptor because USB support for linux still sucks.

      Honestly, I've never gotten an answer to any question on any linux forum or IRC channel. The self-titled "linux gurus" frankly don't know all that much. When it comes to linux, if your shit doesn't work out-of-the-box, you're on your own for the most part.

      Go read the CUPS documentation, which is basically a longwinded, insulting "Don't you dare ask us any questions we're too important" treatise.

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    8. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Stevyn · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I rarely read the man pages. And I rarely post questions on forums either. I just search or browse forums. Just about every problem one can have with setting up linux has been asked and answered. What gets annoying is when people ask the same questions over and over. It never makes sense to me. It's simply faster to search a forum or use google to find a solution. My advice is to head on over to the gentoo forums, enter a search query, and look for a post with "[Solved]" in front of it.

    9. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 1

      1. Go ask in a linux forum

      Reasonable.

      2. Get told RTFA YOU FUCKIN N00B! U R TEH SUCK!

      Unfortunate but understandable. Lurk in IRC, freenode.net #linuxhelp for example - just a an hour or two at that, to why both "unfortunate" & "understandable"

      3. You RTFA, to find out it's a decade old and deals mainly with Bus mice that don't exist anymore. There's a section on Serial mice, which doesn't help because yours is USB.

      Part of the reason you run into #2 on your list. This should have been step #1. Agreed this does not address your immediate problem but it would curtail the childish responses because you tried to do something on your own time before expecting someone else to spend theirs.

      4. Return to forum, where you are told "USB mice are only for gay MS astroturfers like you!! Why don't you go have sex with Bill Gates you stupid fag!"

      No reason for this. I feel for you in the fact that yes this can actually happen.

      5. Say "fuck it" and just use the USB to PS/2 adaptor because USB support for linux still sucks.

      Hey - Problem solved! One of a few different ones you actually have.

      Honestly, I've never gotten an answer to any question on any linux forum or IRC channel. The self-titled "linux gurus" frankly don't know all that much. When it comes to linux, if your shit doesn't work out-of-the-box, you're on your own for the most part.

      I am in a minority group as I can actually read source code as well as make changes to it when the need arises. Both in kernel space and user land apps & libs; so being on "my own" is not a big deal at all. It is dishearting to hear you make these statements because not only myself but others I know, and many I do not, have contributed in ways directly opposite of that which you just described. True that your experience is definitely in the realm of happening and for that it is a shame.

      Go read the CUPS documentation, which is basically a longwinded, insulting "Don't you dare ask us any questions we're too important" treatise.

      Similar to, say, MPlayer? There is a reason for the arrogance. Not excusing it, just pointing it out. FAQ's for example come from a lot of frustration of answering the same things over and over and yet people will not read these either. Frankly your attitude, and other like it, are insulting to the people like me that are not like this. I say this because on occasion I have spoon fed the NOOB knowing that I shouldn't but also knowing there are way too many "self-proclaimed linux gurus" ready to pounce with a "U R TEH SUCK!" which is also just has harmful.

      But hey, with every blanket statement is an exception. Generalizations in general are bad. Etc, etc, etc.

      Linux isn't ready for the mainstream desktop*. My opinion and probably wrong. Linux is ready for people with a genuine interest in tinkering with it, learning it, contributing to it, and in general having fun with it. If you don't show that then yes I will concede you get a lot of elitism attitude for the most part, or call it what you want but agreed it isn't helpful. I strongly disagree that if you show the least bit of effort and any of the aforementioned qualities that people will act like a dick towards you though.

      *Any more than windows is ready for the networked world. They both still do though...

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    10. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Firehawke · · Score: 1

      My XP CD definitely does NOT include Audigy/Audigy 2-compatible drivers, so if they've added them it's a recent thing.

      Unfortunately, the CD that came with my Audigy MP3 is known to totally break Windows XP installations as well. You pretty much have to install the drivers (at the risk of a dead system) along with any extra tools you need off the CD (like the audio control panel system) then immediately web-update off the Creative site before rebooting.

      If you reboot before upgrading the drivers, the XP install will end up so broken you'll pretty much have to reinstall.

      I know since then they've released XP-compatible drivers in the box, but I was one of the unlucky ones.

    11. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Well, I do RTFA. Believe me, communicating with linux zealots is the absolute last act out of desperation.

      I've only appealed to the community twice. Once with CUPS/Samba, trying to get just *anything* to print on a "100% Supported" HP Deskjet. I eventually got it to print, and on the network, but everything was cropped, the drivers seemed to have no notion of margins at all. Meh. Three weeks of my spare time I fought with that, then I just installed an old copy of Win98 on an old P166 I had, and called that my "print server".

      The second was trying to get Samba working as a PDC with an LDAP backend. So far as I can tell, despite all the talk of such things, I'm the only person in the universe who has done this. Eventually I figured it out for myself.

      Both times that I tried to talk intelligently with some linux folk (I didn't just barge in and start shouting questions), I was just insulted and called a "n00b". Which was pretty retarded, because I don't know two many n00bs interested in a Samba PDC with a secure (TLS) LDAP backend because they want a single sign-on solution in their home.

      For anyone interested, the whole thing wound up being the fact that SleepyCat DB likes to just all of a sudden randomly become corrupt. Even if you never write to it, and only read. One day it'll just get corrupt. You have to monkey around with some cache settings to get it to stay stable, and by monkey around, I mean there is (was) no information or hints as to what the right values would be. Trial and error.

      A third time I was trying to get XBox Media Center to browse my Samba shares, and got nothing but grief and retarded answers like "It cant work with domain security blah blah". It works just fine with domain security, you just need to know how to set it up. And no, I won't tell you how. I had to spend a few hours figuring it out myself, so RTFA n00b.

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    12. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by randallpowell · · Score: 1
      1. Go ask in a linux forum 2. Get told RTFA YOU FUCKIN N00B! U R TEH SUCK! 3. You RTFA, to find out it's a decade old and deals mainly with Bus mice that don't exist anymore. There's a section on Serial mice, which doesn't help because yours is USB. 4. Return to forum, where you are told "USB mice are only for gay MS astroturfers like you!! Why don't you go have sex with Bill Gates you stupid fag!" 5. Say "fuck it" and just use the USB to PS/2 adaptor because USB support for linux still sucks.

      6. Profit for Micro$oft!!!

      Seriously, are you going to listen to a bunch of kids or middle-aged guys with no lives for Linux help? Search Google or another forum. It's that simple. Or read a Linux book. I know trashing anything intellectual is the rage but do it sometime.

    13. Re:The difference between Windows and Linux videos by Nasarius · · Score: 1
      Obviously you've never used Gentoo.

      It's a bitch to set up, but there are tons of people willing and able to help on the forums and IRC.

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  36. Re:xp by nadadogg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That was a pretty shitty attempt at a first post, you gotta have lots of random replies typed up and ready to go in notepad or vi/emacs/whatever.

    ps XP is pretty good stuff and not crazy like ME I mean man oh man.

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  37. Re:Good Job Timothy by aichpvee · · Score: 1
    It's really too bad I don't have mod points, since you certainly deserve the +flamebait/troll. But how is it a discussion about anything except that guy who wrote the article and microsoft being morons? Unless the "how to use a mouse" video plays automatically when the computer starts up there really is no point in it, since you would have to use the mouse to view it (even if it were a popup window like you get the first time starting xp).

    So in this case a book is definitely a better solution since even a moron knows how to use a book, though they might need pictures to understand it, it just wouldn't be a video. Which was sort of implied that everyone understands that a book and a video are not the same thing in the original post.

    From now on I think you should steer quite wide of any discussion involving "technical merits" since you obviously don't understand anything technical or of merit. Thanks for playing though.

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  38. Dunno, rip a page from OpenOffice by gelfling · · Score: 1

    I just installed OpenOffice and I can't think of a single thing that didn't go as well or better than a corresponding installation or use of MS Office. This stuff really isn't space science, you just have to package everything with some care and knoweledge of what your CUSTOMERS, not users, not developers not those unpleasant people who talk to you, want.

  39. Customers in emerging markets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As pointed out here in this thread, how about concentrating on the hundreds of thousands of users in the First World who, despite the (forced?) ubiquity of PCs, *still* don't know how to use them. This sounds perfect for my mom.

    1. Re:Customers in emerging markets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone has someone he can get this thing explained by - if not family, it is friends, free courses or the hardware vendor. People in the First World who are not tech-savvy do not want to, because they are unsympathetic or simply do not see much use for it in their life.

      Same thing in the Third World, BTW. You learn computer use in a social context where there are people to learn from instead of a set of videos. By looking at isolated people, those Microsoft guys are massively skewing their research in how new customers learn.

      This is especially true in a setting where not everyone can afford a computer. If someone in the Third World can, he will almost certainly also be able to gain the necessary knowledge - from the hardware vendor if from no-one else.

  40. Wrong market by Billly+Gates · · Score: 3, Interesting
    People who end up with WindowsXP starter edition do not buy it directly. The OEM does for them.

    THis is why I could not stand the arguments like "Consumers chose MS with their wallets..." when the anti trust trial was going on.

    Lusers do not know what Linux is or care. ALl they know is they bought a computer and want to plug it in and use it. Do they even know what an OS is?

    I looked at the WindowsXP crippled errr starter edition in the link of the story. It is crippled regardless of what MS may tell you otherwise so they can get you to fork over $200 (alot of money in third world countries) if you want features like resolutions above 800 x 600. The users in these countries never owned a pc so they have no concept of features nor care.

    My point is training video's will help users of course learn the os but they will only use what comes with their computer and nothing else. Installing software or requiring them to learn is too much of an effort. Many I bet wont even click the video's because that would be too much of an effort.

    The exception would be a dos oriented computer which many OEM's like HP include in the countries that install the starter edition. Since dos requires the users to actually learn commands, most will find a friend to install WindowsXP for them so they can use a mouse with the nice pretty icons.

    1. Re:Wrong market by youngerpants · · Score: 1

      Yes, but the cost of the PC will come down with this version of XP, making it more affordable. You can then wipe the HDD and install whatever OS you want (be it Linux, a cracked copy of XP or something else).

      The Lindows PC's at Wallmart are the same - the OEM's HAVE to put an OS on there or Microsoft's legal dept will start crying "pirate" so they are trying to put the cheapest one possible on so the consumer pays less and MS still gets paid something.

      When you consider how tech-unsavvy most people are (especially those who use cyber-cafés in the far east) I even think you'll be surprised how many of these units will still run XP SE... I hope you'll also be surprised how many are running Linux and how few will be running XP Pirated Edition

    2. Re:Wrong market by Fancia · · Score: 1

      I doubt that's the case for the Lindows PCs. If they just wanted to get an OS (any OS) for as cheaply as possible to satisfy Microsoft's legal department, then they would have FreeDOS instead, which would cost them nothing. Dell does that on some computers, and so, I think, do some other manufacturers.

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    3. Re:Wrong market by CharlieHedlin · · Score: 1

      MS doesn't get paid for Lindows, unless you consider the setlement that change the name to Linspire.

      Also note that Walmart doesn't sell Lindows anymore (unless it is old stock), it is now Linspire.

      I will say you are right in that they have to put an OS on it to keep MS from calling it a naked PC, but like another poster said, freedos and other cover that. They are trying to find something easy for the end user.

    4. Re:Wrong market by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      More affordable with freedos or no os at all?

      Still for someone dirt poor you could get more bang for the buck by pirating XP and you get a full version or you could run a FOSS os. I would avoid these systems alltogether. Hell I live in the US and still do this by building more own systems.

      I know when I shop for computers I always look at price as well as quality and speed. If I can save $179 by not chosing an OS then I do so. $450 for a new system is several months salary for alot of people and nothing to sneeze at. The last thing they want is to pay any money at all for software.

      But for the average user who wants to learn or run MS office they are going to pirate anyway. Like a poor russian who makes $200 a month is going to fork over $600 for MS-Office so he can read documents email from work. Come on.

      The videos Timothy mentioned in this story are besides the point that no one wants to learn an OS, know what it is, or cares. They just want to plug there systems on and go and be able to read MS Office documents.

  41. I wonder by dj245 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How many will forgo Windows XP Crippled edition and go with Windows XP Pro Sp2 Bittorrent Edition?

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    1. Re:I wonder by hairykrishna · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that's what the version without product activation is really called. Here was me thinking it was "Corporate edition"

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    2. Re:I wonder by debest · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's precisely what Microsoft wants to happen (on Home PCs, anyways)!

      The worst thing in the world for Microsoft will be Linux starting to be shipped on PCs as the default OS in significant numbers. Their monopoly is dependant on making "Windows = computer" in the minds of the masses. This product was only put out so that OEM PC manufacturers in the East have less incentive to package Linux on their PCs. They are probably giving these licences to the OEMs.

      Microsoft doesn't give a crap about piracy on home PCs: that's business as usual for them for the last two decades. Keeping them in the Microsoft fold, even for free, is far more important than losing mindshare to Linux. I'll bet that XP SE was specifically designed to "upgrade" to hacked XP Corporate very smoothly.

      Of course, with XP SE being so crippled, it is essentially useless. Which means that every business (possible juicy target of IP raids) will still have to pony up the funds for full-blown Windows licences.

      This is actually quite a brilliant move by Redmond. On the surface, it seems folly to develop a product that will never be used by anyone, and charge nothing for it. But given the alternative (loss of their monopoly), it will be money very well spent for them.

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    3. Re:I wonder by Uncle+Jimmy · · Score: 1

      But how many programs do you need running to:
      a) Download BitTorrent software
      b) Download .torrent file
      c) Download XP2 BitTorrent Edition
      d) Extract XP2 BitTorrent Edition
      e) Burn to CD
      f) Listen to MP3s while you do all of the above

    4. Re:I wonder by dj245 · · Score: 1
      But how many programs do you need running to:
      a) Download BitTorrent software
      b) Download .torrent file
      c) Download XP2 BitTorrent Edition
      d) Extract XP2 BitTorrent Edition
      e) Burn to CD
      f) Listen to MP3s while you do all of the above

      How many dollars do you need to buy from a vendor on the sidewalk in a country in which XP Crippled version is shipping?

      Andwer: $5 or less

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  42. Misplaced priorities by rudy_wayne · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft really has their priorities screwed up.

    There are so many things Microsoft needs to be concentrating on ... like a modern, standards compliant browser that isn't full of security holes. Or an e-mail client that isn't the number one vector for speading viruses in the world.

    Instead, they give us this crap.

    How nice.

    1. Re:Misplaced priorities by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      Not really.. the number of lines of code to count the number of apps... 10? 15?

      Add in an 'if' statement to limit the monitor size to 800x600 and rebuild. Voila, a whole new OS in under an hour.

      They didn't get rich by actually working for it you know...

    2. Re:Misplaced priorities by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      I have mod points, but I don't want to waste them since I think many Slashdotters would agree with you. So I'll respond to your post as politely as possible instead. I'm no MS fanboy, but I do tend to have a more balanced view since I use both linux and Windows regularily.

      You obviously didn't read the article, or didn't understand what MS is going for with this product. They're not giving "us this crap" as you state, they're releasing it ONLY to target markets that the product is specifically designed for. Also, the hardware that this will run on isn't MS-only, and the owners of said hardware can choose to install Linux at any point if they desire to do so. MS could EASILY release systems that would lock in to only run XP Starter Edition, which they'd have the right to do considering they're helping design them, but instead they're allowing people to choose in order to see how XP Starter fares against any competition.

      But that's the thing... there is not competition. There is no stable Linux installation that does what XP Starter is trying to do: target people who have no computer experience whatsoever. In fact, there's few Linux flavors that target people with just basic computer skills either.

      Linux development teams could learn something from MS in how they researched the niche market and found out exactly what was needed. They locked down many of the features in the OS to make it less breakable and more stable for slow hardware (limiting the # of programs running and limiting to a single resolution).

      I work at a company that helps inner city teens get the skills they need to get decent jobs. They LOVE being able to sit down at an old recycled computer and look around online, or type papers for school. We've done research that shows that many of our participants will write papers for school if they're able to type them on a computer instead of writing them by hand, since it's a novelty and the end result looks much nicer. Anything that helps these kids get the skills they need to graduate and get a better job is a good thing, and it's my belief that the same holds true for people in foreign countries that have never had the benefit of working on a computer.

      Perhaps instead of jumping on MS's case for doing something worthwhile (granted, they're still trying to increase their market share and profits), you could put that energy into working on a linux build that does similar. Or you could work with computer manufacturers and donors to try getting inexpensive systems built for inner-city families. It'd do much more good than your little rant.

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    3. Re:Misplaced priorities by FirstTimeCaller · · Score: 1

      There are so many things Microsoft needs to be concentrating on... Instead, they give us this crap.

      But it's not intended for you! It's intended for those that have never used a computer before. And in particular, for those user's in areas of the world where technology is just now becoming common place. This is simply a way for Microsoft to expand its market. Something that every business needs to be concerned with.

      Maybe Microsoft will use the extra cash inflow to address the issues that you are concerned with. (But most likely, not).

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    4. Re:Misplaced priorities by DogDude · · Score: 1

      I love it when clueless newbies seem to think that they have more business acumen then the people who started with nothing and created the largest software company in the world in less than 20 years. So you just keep on writing those letters to Bill Gates and the other management detailing your stunning business insight, that, if only they would follow, would make them into a successful company, and I'm sure they'll keep throwing them away.

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    5. Re:Misplaced priorities by Trelane · · Score: 1
      There is no stable Linux installation that does what XP Starter is trying to do: target people who have no computer experience whatsoever.
      Is this not exactly what the Linux-based Simputer is doing right now?
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    6. Re:Misplaced priorities by jejones · · Score: 1

      Microsoft really has their priorities screwed up.

      Not from their point of view. The number one priority is to maintain the OS monopoly and applications barrier to entry... and that's what the "XP Starter Edition" is for.

      Surely someone's mentioned the drug pusher analogy by now. The first one is cheap, or free. Once you're hooked, the price goes up.

    7. Re:Misplaced priorities by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

      You are talking about an international mega corperation.... they have LOTS of employees, most of which love their jobs as I understand.

      *warning*trollish*sarcasim* Do you think that just maybe they could simultaniously work on two products?

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    8. Re:Misplaced priorities by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You're laboring under the misapprehension that they CARE about modern, standards-compliant browsers that aren't full of security holes.

      They don't have to care. They write the standard. That's what you get to do when you own the market.

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  43. Roblimo wrote a book? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean, like, published?

    The end times are truly upon us.

  44. Re:Good Job Timothy by elleomea · · Score: 2, Informative

    "For viewing videos, you recommend a book." The book includes a DVD with training videos on.

  45. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, if you (grandparent or parent) had bothered reading the link you would have noticed that the book includes "a DVD featuring Roblimo's multi-part narrated video guide for getting started with Linux, Mepis and KDE."

  46. It's still crippleware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    With most monitor (even in Thailand) capable of running in 1024x768 or higher resolution, the 800x600 limit simply is insufficient for most user needs, especially when web page designers have been optimizing pages to run in 1024x768 screens for some time. Giant icons eats up even more screen estates.

    As for the friendier localized intro, this should have been done a long time ago, not just the moment of making crippled Windoze XP.

    3 application limit is an extremely dangerous feature. For we know, it can be easily reached just by running web browser plug-in, and 'application' can include a control panel, a taskbar, or even a running process. Last time I checked, Windoze need at least a lot more than 3 processes just to function. Furthermore, it can enforce double standrads on counting applications. For example, it doesn't count multiple IE windoze as separate apps, but will count each opened Mozilla/Firefox window as one (or 2 if a plug-in is activated) application. You can bet M$ is using this trick to knock out competitions.

    1. Re:It's still crippleware by Nik13 · · Score: 1

      That would almost be funny - they use IE once and get loaded with spyware, then their PC refuses to run anything else than the 3 spyware processes (it won't even let the others start). That's not to mention viruses and other nasties. 800x600 is very low too.

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    2. Re:It's still crippleware by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, Windoze need at least a lot more than 3 processes just to function

      If you look in the Task Manager you'll notice that there is a difference between Applications and Processes. Sure there are a whole bunch of processes running with Windows, but the Applications are (well...seem to be) the programs that are explicitely launched by the user.

      You are correct that multiple Firefox windows are treated as multiple Application entries though.

  47. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What happens when you termniate and manually restart the explorer.exe process from the task manager?

    Maybe that isn't what you're looking for. Why would you need to hack the NT Kernel in windows? If your computer is being exploited so often then maybe the problem isn't so much your computer.

    I run Windows XP pro and I can't remember the last time it crashed. Every piece of hardware I've plugged into it has worked right out of the box with no problems(Linux doesn't like my WLAN card).

  48. Re: can run just three applications simultaneously by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    One of the big criticisms about XP Starter Edition is that it can run just three applications simultaneously, so I was curious to see what it would do if you attempted to launch more than three. In this case, the system displays a notification window telling you that you can only run three applications. The notification roughly reads as, "With Windows XP Starter Edition, you can run three programs at a time. To open a new program, please save your work, close one open application, and open the new application again."

    When I recall users who crashed a system by having 100+ copies of solitaire open, because they never closed a finished game, this makes sense. If they they tied the number into the system capacity, such as ram, etc. then it might even be useful for the US market.

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  49. "Piloting XP Starter Edition to success" by hey · · Score: 1

    Yeah, what a kissy-assy "review".
    Headings like "Piloting (product-name) to success" should don't appear in real reviews.

  50. Please by ratta · · Score: 0

    Point me to a link to the video that teaches how to use the mouse!
    I _really_ need it!

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  51. Re:Good Job Timothy by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    Why can we never discuss TECHNOLOGY anymore? I'm sick of moronic discussions and flamebait OSS philosopy vs Apple philosophy vs MS philosophy.

    Since when did that EVER happen. I got started on BBSes in the mid-eighties and back then it was all ST vs. Amiga, Atari 8-bit vs. Commodore, TI vs everybody, oh and Intellivision Basketball is MUCH more like REAL basketball. Don't you think?

    I suppose much the same thing went on among sysadmin flamewarriors on Usenet.

  52. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    Linux will never conquer the desktop. It's a poor platform for a desktop OS, plain and simple, and the efforts to turn it into a good desktop OS are too splintered and half-assed. KDE and Gnome change directions every other week it seems. There's little consistency, few truly standard and accepted APIs, etc, etc..

    The way I see the future of linux, outside of the server room that is, would be in embedded and purpose-built distros.

    Look where linux is commercially successful: TiVo, Zaurus, a plethora of PDA's and phones and such. I see linux evolving into task-based distros that do one thing, and do it well. Like MythTV or a distro just for a console-like gaming device, etc.

    Each little distro can then focus on the hardware it's designed for, and the task it's meant to do, rather than trying to cram every OSS project under the sun onto 6 DVD's and calling it a "Windows Killer".

    Gentoo and Debian will always be around for the geek community, but Joe Sixpack's exposure to it will probably be in the form of a TiVo or MythTV or Zaurus, or an Archos media player, something along those lines.

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  53. My favorite quote from the Article by dreamchaser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "If you're speaking to an IT professional who rolls out desktops in an organization of 20,000 people and ask him if he would roll out Windows XP Home Edition, he'd say no," Wickstrand continued. "He'd roll out XP Pro or Windows 2000. But he wouldn't describe XP Home as crippled or say that it sucks. ..."

    Why yes, yes I would call Windows XP Home Edition crippled, and yes I am an IT professional. Why, yes, our envionment does oave over 20,000 seats.

    Does crippled==sucks? Not really, but please...if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, call it a freaking duck!

    1. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by ad0gg · · Score: 1

      Lot of car manufactors use the same engine through out their lines of cars. They'll detune the engine on the budget models. Would you call the budget models crippled?

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    2. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by jaredbpd · · Score: 1

      If you were accustomed to a car that could accelerate from 0-60 with four passengers in 5 seconds, and had it replaced by a budget car that took 4 times as long; yes, I'd call it crippled.

    3. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by Trelane · · Score: 2, Insightful
      They'll detune the engine on the budget models. Would you call the budget models crippled?
      Yes, I'd call, among other things,
      • A car with the exact same engine but with software to make the engine perform worse
      • A camera identical in hardware to the higher-end models, but with firmware to make it do less or be less accurate
      • An operating system identical to enterprise or server-class operating systems, save for a few programs having been removed and save for some registry keys which you may not change under the End User License Agreement
      • A graphics card identical to higher-end models but with a chip on it that clocks it slower
      • A phone that does Bluetooth OBEX transfers and DUN but which the cellphone network provider (e.g. sprint, Verizon) leaned on the phone vendor to remove OBEX or DUN capabilities from it
      crippled.

      Not saying the company is evil for crippling the hardware, but the item itself is, yes, crippled.

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    4. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, absolutely. It's crippled. It's been altered to work less well than originally designed.

    5. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      Ok, then by your logic, a Ford Focus or Taurus is a crippled version of a Lexus or Mercedes or BMW simply because it doesn't come with laser assisted cruise control or a GPS system. I don't hear everyone screaming bloody murder because car companies design economy cars. How dare them!

      There is a difference between luxury and necessity. People who have never used a computer before don't need 1600x1200 display options and they don't need the ability to switch users on the fly or any of that crap to make spreadsheets or keep inventory of food rations. If all of you could just get past the fact that the priorities of computer use for those in 3rd world countries are not, surprise surprise, the same as those of the slashdot community then maybe you would realize that this is a good move from Microsoft.

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    6. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Yes

      Not poor quality per say but crippled.

      WindowsXP-starter does have some serious limitions like only 3 apps can run and the resolution can not go beyond 800 x 600. MS used this marketing of having only 10 connections available in NT workstation to market NT server.

      Quite effective.

      I do not buy MS's argument that its because pentiumIII 350 systems have video cards too poor to display anything up to 1024 x 768. I ran that resolution on old pentiumI's.

      It is crippled and poor quality at the same time. I only hope it encourages users to look at Linux after being fed up.

    7. Re:My favorite quote from the Article by bored · · Score: 1

      Or a certain monitor vendor that ships two monitors that are identical except for the little name tag, and the firmware (yes I opened it up and looked to see if I noticed any component diffrences) which keeps one from accepting higher refresh rates.

  54. I can see it now... by Walkiry · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Double click this icon to see the help video about using the mouse".

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  55. Re:Good Job Timothy by NewOrleansNed · · Score: 1

    You make the erroneous assumption that morons know how to operate books when it is quite certain that the lack of handling said books is a mitigating factor in their moronity in the first place. Now, if the Coors Light twins were fighting over the mouse in a commercial, followed by step by step instructions embedded in a pop song played over a Clear Channel affiliate, then you'd have their attention.

  56. Worded wrong.. by sinner0423 · · Score: 1

    There are some very good points that the Linux community could adopt. An example is end-user training videos such as how to use a mouse.

    Maybe that should have been along the lines of - "end-user training videos dissecting fundamental computer use" or something..

    Perhaps the submitter was tryin to throw the ol 'wink wink nudge nudge' to the OSS community, explaining that someone may be using linux without prior windows / computer experience?

    I don't know, it was a strange comment in the first place..

  57. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by forgetmenot · · Score: 1

    If Linux is developed by geeks for geeks, then which of those geeks actually cares if Linux conquers the desktop?

    I can tell you one thing - the distro that does conquer the desktop probably won't be the one the "geeks" use. And the distro that conquers the desktop will have been published by a company who hires people to obsess about the user experience rather than wait for geeks to give a damn.

    We "geeks" don't need to do or learn anything.

    Just my 10 cents.

  58. Mouse training: MS is catching up withApple by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple provided mouse training in an application that was included in the diskettes shipped with the very first Macintosh in early 1984.

    When it comes to catering to the home user, Microsoft is definitely catching up to Apple. Watch out, Apple--they're only twenty years behind you now!

    1. Re:Mouse training: MS is catching up withApple by Prophet+of+Nixon · · Score: 1

      I remember that thing! It was great, wasn't it sort of a game, but every thing in it was to teach you some mouse motion? Eesh, that's a whole chunk of memory I hadn't remembered in a while... I think I had the original mac lode runner about the same time.

    2. Re:Mouse training: MS is catching up withApple by Bill+Kendrick · · Score: 1

      Apple provided mouse training in an application that was included in the diskettes shipped with the very first Macintosh in early 1984.

      Yeah, I remember running it for my Dad back in the late 90s when my mom passed away and he started using the Mac we bought her a few years prior.

      'course, nowadays, even though he is far from computer saavy, I've got him hooked up with a Debian Linux system running KDE. It's been working great for him for, what, a year now? (Damn!)

  59. Give Microsoft some credit here by OnlySlightly · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Based on the comments so far, I don't think anyone has RTFA. I have read all of the "crippled" comments previously. If you RTFA, you see that Microsoft was headed for a particular audience with particular needs. They are aiming for people with absolutely zero computer experience. They are also aiming at "cheap" hardware so that their target audience might have a chance of actually affording it. I think that we should give Microsoft some credit on this one. They are trying to hit a new market (yes, corporations are ultimately about money); and they are doing it with their users needs in mind.

    1. Re:Give Microsoft some credit here by PitaBred · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any time you put in an arbitrary limitation on something, that's what's known as "crippling" it.
      But maybe you use a different dictionary than I have...

    2. Re:Give Microsoft some credit here by rilister · · Score: 1

      Well said, matey. It's amazing how people post any old crap, completely unrelated to the issues raised in the story. (ok, cue the "you must be new here"'s)

      Yeah, I think a whole bunch of tech-heads/engineers/developers could really benefit from reading the article and (even - gasp) thinking about it.

      It's an object lesson of how a company should develop products. For one moment put aside the fact it's Microsoft - even that it's software - and look at what they did.

      Windows is a very complicated metaphor and Microsoft (rightly, IMHO) identified that the usability concerns of the population outside the US is very different to those of Slashdotters.

      They then take the product out to the end-users *right through* the development process and watch users struggling with their product, understand their issues. It's pretty difficult to develop a product for Jakarta in Redmond, so I find this a pretty inspiring example.

      My mantra is if you ever find yourself thinking "NO - I know what *you* want" about user feedback, you're getting pretty lost.

      Jeeze. there goes my MS-bashing street-cred....

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      'This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it' - Eeyore
    3. Re:Give Microsoft some credit here by mbbac · · Score: 1

      Right, it's cheaper and easier for MS to limit WinXPSE to 800x600 resolution.

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    4. Re:Give Microsoft some credit here by dn15 · · Score: 1

      This is probably redundant. Oh well....
      How does limiting the resolution to 800x600 make it any more appropriate for new users? When you open a new XP install you're not asked to set the resolution so this is an effective path to making the system easier to use. It's simply a way to give people a reason to buy XP Home or Pro if they want to actually

    5. Re:Give Microsoft some credit here by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because all the program's options are visible in a menu and big fancy buttons doesn't mean that it's easy to use. It's just easy to learn .

      Microsoft, I hereby credit you with being conniving, greedy, unscrupulous scum, that care only about making money.

      Is that what you meant? MS did not cripple the software to make it easier to use, or even to make purchasers later buy more expensive versions. They did it to make it unsuitable for their existing markets, so that no companies will fight to get it sold in the U.S. or in other markets they already dominate through sales. This is an OS to be shipped in countries where the current OS is already windows, just pirated versions thereof. The reason is to stop Linux from gaining a share of those markets. You see the WTO is pushing hard for enforcement of copyrights, and some countries may have to comply to some degree. Right now, the only option is to go with Linux, which has the added benefit of being customizable to a culture and language.

      To counter this threat MS creates a new version, that they can sell very cheaply or give away. They won't make much money on it, but with luck they can stop Linux from snowballing. This means if a country does ever become a viable market, then it will already be dominated, and even if it doesn't, it won't become a breeding ground for those darn Linux hippies. It makes perfect business sense, especially for someone who only knows how to be a monopoly.

      So yes, I give MS credit. Credit for being smart and ruthless, but not innovative, nor for trying to help people. In the long run, they are just trying to take as much from as many as possible. And that is not going to help humanity, only hurt us.

  60. How do They turn the pc on? by ikkibr · · Score: 1

    I'm just wondering ,if they could turn the pc on, they could use windows :/

  61. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um there are times when you can't kill a process from taskmgr. Other times they totally pwned the cpu time and you can't even open the task manager.

    As for being exploited I wasn't talking personally. I was talking about the vast # of other users and the risk in general.

    Just because you haven't been exploited doesn't mean you're safe. I mean the CHM exploits will go right through firewall and anti-virus tools if you download what you think is a valid CHM file., etc...

    Tom

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  62. Two things... by BRSQUIRRL · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all, while Paul Thurrott has from time to time said some nice things about free/open source projects (Firefox, most recently), the guy practically works for Microsoft and everything that comes from him should be filtered accordingly.

    Second, this 'starter edition' of Windows reeks of artificial market segmentation, a la DVD region encoding. Users overseas that presumably can't/won't pay Microsoft prices for Windows turn to piracy, so they are offered a scaled-down (both in price and functionality) version of Windows in the hopes that they will choose to pay something instead of just pirating it. But consumers here in the US (including those for whom this starter edition would be totally acceptable, capability-wise) are deemed to be able to afford the full versions of Windows and are therefore not allowed to so much as REVIEW (including Thurrott, long-time MS puppet), let alone purchase this edition.

    Something stinks...

  63. linspire has video-tutorials?. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heya,

    I never used linspire myself, but It thought linspire has tutorial videos. Mayeb someone else can shed some light on this ...

  64. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone knows the Apple //e ruled them all.

    ][

  65. 3 programs ?!? by svin · · Score: 0

    That would be
    1) Virus scanner.
    2) Firewall.
    3) Spybot-SD Resident
    Leaving a lot of room for the customer to play :)

  66. Important Message for Slashdot by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1
    We here at the ASPCA do not find these mouse jokes funny. Mice should not be used in any way, shape or form as they are sentient beings and deserve all of the rights, respect and courtesies correlated thereto.

    We therefore request that you cease and desist all of the harmful discussion of mouse jokes and there ilk, or we will be forced to file a formal letter from our attorneys.

    After that we may have a class action case for all of the emotional distress for the 600,000,000,000 mice in this world.

  67. People should learn. by northcat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    People should learn how to use computers. They can't just sit in front of it and expect it to do most of the stuff for them and teach them how to do the rest of it. That's why computer education at schools is so important. Computers are complex machines. When developers try do make it too easy to use things get overly complicated and bugs start to sneak in. Much of today's problems with computers can be attributed to people dumbing down computers.

    Almost everyone seem think that Useability/Good UI means that the useage of the program should be easy to learn. However, a program's difficulty of learning has nothing to do with its useability. Even if it's hard to learn, once someone has learnt how to use it, the user should be able to do things quickly and easily. Therefore, programs like Vi (or even emacs) fare well in terms of useability. And most of the Windows/Mac/X apps are unuseable. Just because all the program's options are visible in a menu and big fancy buttons doesn't mean that it's easy to use. It's just easy to learn .
    [And I'm sure I'll get flamed and modded down as troll because I mentioned Mac in a negative context.]

    1. Re:People should learn. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Just because all the program's options are visible in a menu and big fancy buttons doesn't mean that it's easy to use. It's just easy to learn .

      Being easy to learn is a big part of being easy to use. There are certainly other important aspects, such as being able to quickly and consistently perform common tasks. VI is a very useful application, and it is very powerful, but is is not very usable for the majority of people. By the majority of people, I do not mean clueless idiots. I mean people who want to edit text. VI's usability failing is it's failure to be learnable. Professional coders routinely ask on IRC if anyone knows how to quickly do X, coffee mugs are printed listing the most common commands. If a user has to break their workflow and consult a resource (human, online, dead trees, whatever) then the application is failing. If users only have to do this upon a rare occasion, then the program is probably pretty learnable. The thing is, most programs provide a great deal of functionality that is only used in very rare circumstances. Expecting users to research and learn before hand, and then retain in memory how to perform tasks (90% of which they will probably never do) is a huge waste of time, and is completely unreasonable.

      Learnability is a large part of usability. Most users only want to learn how to do, what they want to do. Being able to quickly determine how to do an uncommon task is a vital aspect of usability. No one wants to read entire books, before they can perform simple tasks. If you think that is a failing of people, then I think you are very impractical and probably have way too much free time.

  68. $200 windows pc on the horizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    XP Starter is a good step to a low low cost pc.

    How can a pc priced for the asian market be bad?

    $200 is a large amount of money for a person in China, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam, ...

  69. If you have to train for mouse, consider CLI. by RealAlaskan · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Of the things on your list, I do:
    1) mostly because I forget where I left the cursor,
    2) because it's comfortable (I hold it between thumb and little finger),
    4) see (1).

    My mother has a terrible time with a mouse, and does 3 and 5. I've found that a trackball deals nicely with 5, and 3 responds to nothing but more practice time than she's willing to give.

    She's a touch typist, though getting rusty, and it's still quite painless for her to type mozilla &. Remembering that you finish up commands with an apersand so you can do this AND something else seems pretty painless, too. Finding the little icon with the lizard head, and clicking on it, is difficult, even with a trackball. A big part of that is that the name of the program is mozilla, not lizardheadicon.

    The cli needs just as much training as the gui, but the basic skills for the cli are more likely to be present in seniors. The fast-twitch-to-double-click requirement of the typical gui is a real problem for old farts, too.

    If you're going to have to train folks to use a mouse, consider training them to get by without, using their keyboard and tab, alt-tab, et cetera.

    1. Re:If you have to train for mouse, consider CLI. by mbbac · · Score: 1

      Having a black mouse pointer helps. You can change this in your Mouse Control Panel on Windows. Macintoshes use a black pointer by default.

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    2. Re:If you have to train for mouse, consider CLI. by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      I think double click is just a bad idea in general. It's not just bad for old farts. I can't believe a standard design is to assign one action to double click and another action to click-pause-click. Does that seem like a possible source of confusion to anyone else? I'm a young male gamer and even I have trouble getting my double click recognized occasionally. This is especially bad in pen interfaces. I always turn off double click when I have the option. Think of all the effort you waste per year on that second click! Double clickers of the world unite!

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    3. Re:If you have to train for mouse, consider CLI. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I love how Windows has, in so many cases, been designed to be the opposite of the Mac defaults.

      Which also means that it's often the opposite of "usable" and "well designed".

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  70. first ones free by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i am in awe. microsoft is going to take over the world.

    not only is this an AMAZINGLY SMART move...but im just mad that i didnt think of it first... brainwash and addict a whole country...WITH THE HELP OF THEIR OWN GOVERNMENT!.....

    Bill Gates = Crack Dealer - first ones free

    to everyone who thinks "oh my god, its soo crippled" stfu. to everyone who makes fun of the tutorial's ...stfu.

    u dont kno the "unwashed masses" like microsoft does. i bet they've thrown enough money to get a decent idea. let them have their windows. u just keep studying and schoolin so u can get a job at Microsoft...so when they take over the world, ur not turned into cattle or whatever they do.

    3 applications...
    Firefox, ZoomPlayer, Azureus ...im pretty happy with those. download my porn, watch my porn, check my email, talk online with AIMexpress.... what more do we really do? (except WoW..but thats different)

    i wonder if they could keep the ability for winXP to run on such shitty hardware..but remove the limitations and remove the "my lil pony"-microsoft look...to finally have an OS by MS thats got a small footprint.. one can only dream :(

  71. I am confused about this by UltimaGuy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Speaking with Wickstrand, and to a lesser extent actually using the system, provided me with a much clearer perspective about Windows XP Starter Edition, which is not the crippled dog that critics have described it as. Indeed, Wickstrand's story about the XP Starter Edition team and its dedication to actually meeting the needs of real users in disadvantaged parts of the world is quite inspiring. Far from its reported destitution, XP Starter Edition is, in fact, a triumph of cooperative product design, one that simultaneously meets the needs of users, governments, PC makers, and Microsoft itself. In my book, that's a win-win. As for the future of XP Starter Edition, I guess we'll have to wait and see how the pilot program performs. But from this point in time, with the pilot program just two-fifths of the way through a multi-month rollout, Windows XP Starter Edition looks like it has a bright future. It's just too bad that the ivory tower critics can't see beyond their own insular worlds to understand that truth.

    --Paul Thurrott January 3, 2005


    If a system that has no network support, can only open three programs, and has only 800 x 600 is not crippled, I don't know what is. I like to know what crack this guy is using...I want to stay a long way from it.
    PS : And I don't see anything inspriring in this...if MS has given more features than XP Pro for less cost...that is inspiring !!! Anyone who has not RTFA, please don't.

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    "In questions of science the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of a single individual."
  72. MS is a great company! Marketing company, I mean by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I'm an Ano... whatever. Anyway, I've just read the ... ghmmm... review. What a heap of crap!
    I think - no, I'm DAMN SURE - that this whole Starter thing is nothing but a marketing tool to hook users on M$ products. They are talking about "developing markets" - is that a Freudian slip that reveals their real intentions? I dunno about Thailand, but 95% of all PCs in Russia work on pirated and professionally cracked Windowses of any flavor, that you can buy together with a bunch of other sizzling-hot software, for $5 a CD. Who'd need a "starter edition", if you can buy MORE than that poor cripple for MUCH LESS? My guess is - the government. They must demostrate they are law-abiding and stop using pirated software, right? Ok, then they will have to come to the parliament and tell them, ok guys, we will need umpteen zillion greenbacks to go legal... The cut-rate "starter" Windows will be a real bargain compared to that! As for functionality, they won't know the difference anyway. Or maybe M$ will then sell them Offices later...

    Alex
    sash63 at inbox dot ru (see, I'm not really a coward!)

  73. As Objective as .......... by big-giant-head · · Score: 0, Troll

    Asking Steve Jobs to do a review of the new headless mini-mac.......

    Minus the viruses and adware of course.....

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    So Long and Thanks for all the Fish.
  74. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by christopher240240 · · Score: 1

    Don't you mean "clueless newbie washed"?

  75. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it a good thing to add thousands of lines of code to a distro which will only get used by a tiny percentage of users for a short time?

    If we're not careful Linux will get Windows XPs reliability as well.

  76. Minesweeper is training on how to use a mouse - by andyh · · Score: 1

    - surely?

  77. Don't be fooled by ewe2 · · Score: 1

    If you read the article you would realize that the Starter Edition is a clever, well-designed marketing juggernaut. This version is tailored to take the market away from the OSX's and Linux's and deliver permanent mindshare to Microsoft. Starter Edition is exactly that: the first baby-step for a new generation of MS drones, at least that's what MS hopes. It's shiny, it's simple, it's in their language. See how cleverly even the backgrounds reassure the Asian newcomer.

    Anyone dismissing this needs to understand: it's just like xbox(n+1). They have all the stakeholders on their side now. Good luck competing with that.

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  78. Setup by Vendor by spockman · · Score: 0

    Since the article says these will be setup by the hardware vendors I would presume the OS is already loaded and they also would be smart enough to have the Mouse tutorial autostart when the OS boots. When the user feels confident they have the mouse mastered they could turn off the autostart function at the end of the tutorial by clicking a button, now that they know how to click.

  79. Wow, Thurrott like a Microsoft product. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...this OS offers some compelling reliability improvements..." -- speaking about WinME http://www.winsupersite.com/reviews/windowsme.asp

    "It would kick the pony out of the recently released Mac OS X "Panther" and quiet the doubters." -- speaking about a beta build of Longhorn in 2003, which is currently - maybe - due no earlier than next year sometime (unless it slips again, and without many of the promised features)

    Recently on "The Nexus" he wasn't even aware that Powerbooks had PCMCIA slots (the 12" doesn't, but the others do).

    He claims objectivity by, from time to time, not speaking of a Microsoft product in glowing terms, and that his protestations over Apple are largely to "correct the hype".

    Stop giving this asshat press.

  80. Good question. Simple answer. by DogDude · · Score: 1

    Price. They're significantly more expensive than a CRT, and a good bit more than a flatscreen LCD display. That being said, I'm currently shopping for touchscreens for our store right now.

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  81. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Linux suffers from a serious "last mile" problem. There are tons of coders willing to write more code for fame and glory, but noone is willing to sit and do all the usability testing, all the polishing, etc. Because that's tiring, boring, thankless work.

    Apple or MSFT can simply instruct their employees to do it. They have an incentive to do all the boring gruntwork that turns a bunch of lines of code into a good user experience: a paycheck.

    For example, I installed KDE a few weeks ago, and there's a lot of good stuff there. But the way it set all the menus up out of the box was, frankly, moronic. There didn't seem to be any sense to it, it was completely unintuitive. Some items were repeated in just about every sub menu, others were impossible to find. The various dialogs and configurators and menus were anywhere from ugly to confusing to downright useless.

    Some person, or group of people, need to sit and decide where to place menu items, how to lay out the forms, basically polish the GUI until it's on the level of OSX or Windows, out of the box.

    Who's going to do that for free? Whoever does will get absolutely no credit, and will probably just get a lot of static and disrespect from geeks and coders who wouldn't appreciate any effort that doesn't result in new lines of code. Noone's exactly lining up to spend all of their spare time getting cussed out by a bunch of coders.

    Linux just isn't a consumer-grade desktop OS, and I doubt it ever will be.

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    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  82. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Things like stick in the MS cd..go on the net and get owned...bullcrap.

    What the linux community can learn is that to get away from security as a focus is a big mistake. Mepis Linux is a good start it still requires the user to set a root password and create user profiles.

    Perhaps a very simple locked down Linux disto with all the net and office tools that one could need is the answer. Microsoft will never get to the point where they create a free live CD with install capabilities. Linux is already there and getting better and better all the time.

    Just imagine being able to go to a retailer with a live CD to try out a superior piece of hardware that you want to purchase, then being able to use your own OS on the device to try it out. Or suppose you could try out a pre installed chip based core that could run any OS you choose. The core os could be like a bios but powerfull enough to treat all other operating systems for what they are, software. This is the possibility that Microsoft fears most that devices will no longer exclusively need MS software to run. Linux and Gnu could make all this happen.

  83. I know this sounds riddiculous to /.ers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... but for the average Joe, mastering a mouse is not that easy: they move the mouse slowly as if a fast movement would reck something (actual opinion of an average Joe who worked for 2 years with a computer).
    Also I've seen people who insist to print using the file menu, even though there is a toolbar shortcut even after being explained that it does the same thing because "who knows what that does?". We all know they call the same function or procedure more like it, but for them it's magick silly!

  84. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by cube_slave · · Score: 1
    Linux is essentially developed by geeks for geeks, and, as a generality, geeks have little time/patience with the "clueless newbie unwashed" who need their hands held.

    I'm getting sick of this same old nit on the linux community. Someone else is going to respond with "But I set it up for my grandmother, blah, blah, blah..."

    How much "time/patience" do MS Windows gurus have for the clueless computer users. I'd say that the linux community actually has some very helpful people.

  85. I read the article... by Chordonblue · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And I can tell you that what MS is doing is similar to how they handle the education markets. Their goal is to get people hooked on Windows - to switch to anything else later would be a lot more painful.

    Consider why MS couldn't just take a regular version of XP Home and add some handholding features without sacrificing others. Besides possible limitations of the hardware, what's the big deal? The big deal is that this software will probably be sold or bundled for $10, not $99. If MS started selling Home for less, other countries/institutions/companies would demand to know why they can't get it for that price as well.

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    1. Re:I read the article... by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

      Until Apple and the linux community start providing inexpensive computers that are easy to use to these markets, there's an actual NEED for Microsoft to do so. I agree that MS is doing this in order to lock people into Windows, but it's pointless to complain about when they're filling a demand that nobody else is.

      I think the hardware issue is a big part of locking down some of the features (the resolution limitation is the first that stands out), but I'd bet that the rest is meant to reduce the learning curve. I know a lot of elderly people that refuse to work on a computer because they get overwhelmed with options. Contrary to what much of the linux community believes, some people PREFER fewer options. The trick is to make each option stable and useful, which is what MS hasn't nailed yet.

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  86. winsupersite by chodo · · Score: 1

    win-win? is that communism or something like that?

  87. Wow, millions of more unsecure computers by papaver1 · · Score: 1

    A couple of million more unsecured computers for hackers to break into and use. A couple million more computers that will be full of viruses and adware. Did MS make videos on how to procect from viruses and ad ware? probably not... And for the three programs only.. what a joke. Obviously this is just another scam so that once a user has become more familiar with computing they have to go and buy another MS procuct so they can have a real functional computer. woohoo way to go MS, leech of the poor as well. They probably even have an if statement that make sure all programs that are installed are MS products!

  88. Yikes. by jpellino · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Pre-beta. Isn't that 'alpha'? But of course seeing the sleep-inducing buzzword-happy faux-cheerleading lead-balloon Office demo at MacWorld last year, what else could you expect with MS trying to make things 'simpler'.

    2. "First, the company wants to make sure that first time PC users in new markets have the right product at the right price, on the right hardware, and with the right features. " So resell Mini Macs. ^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H OK - that does not mean ANOTHER OS for newbies - it means you should have thought of this Day 1 and implemented it in all consumer editions. This is simpler?

    3. 3? How did they decide this? He later states that most people want to do 4 things (including 'help with homework' - which isn't 1 thing...) Ya think maybe giving the same standing in the task bar for any open window as an open app is the real problem here? What happens when rogue apps eat up your three slots - you get a three step modal error message! Do they mean real apps or processes? Does systray count?

    4. Great. They'll spoon-feed this to tech minstries in developing contries, where the anti-trust laws are weaker than US. All so people who spend 20 hours a week getting food and decent water so they can repel real virii can now spend untold hours fighting the electronic kind too.

    5. The fact that your market penetration is 2% does not mean this is a pressing need in that population. How about The Gates Foundation puts a worldband radio in each home? That will do more to educate and connect people than a PC will ever do in places with lousy land lines. Suppose the Indian Ocean countries do get thast tsunami warning system they should have - what would you bet on - needing to check your email to see if a wall of death is coming later today, or a worldband radio with weather alert? Or see NPR's story yesterday on how clueless the Iraqis are about the more than 100 names and/or parties on their national ballot.

    6. Choices, choices, choices. UI is supposed to be permissive & forgiving. Go back and read that sentence again. Now - "in Thailand, users complained that they didn't like the female voice in the help videos, because it sounded too much like a cranky, older teacher. They asked for a younger, friendlier-sounding voice that was less intimidating. So Microsoft changed the voice." Apple, with 1/10 the R&D of MS can somehow provide a dozen voices for use in narration - MS supplies one, then has to go back to the lab to rip one out and jam in another one?

    7. Is there a Great Wall of Redmond? "One of the things our research has found is that some people like to learn by reading, while others like to be shown what to do," Any certified teacher - hell - any first year education major could have told you this for free. You hired researchers to figure this out?

    8. "Thurrot" is apparently French for "Dvorak". "It's just too bad that the ivory tower critics can't see beyond their own insular worlds" - welcome to the Mac users' problem with this guy - condescending, throws out insulting lines like that often, and assumes that {{insert favorite MS product here}} product is superior and sees nothing but sunny days ahead, the rest of the world be damned. Let's see what happens in the trenches, and let's not forget Microsoft BOB, Windows ME, and Microsoft Works - all attempts at making things easier that were all things that hobbled good ideas instead of simplifying needed tasks and are now in the dustbin.

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  89. Re:Good Job Timothy by Hork_Monkey · · Score: 1

    Um there are times when you can't kill a process from taskmgr.

    This isn't to excuse that "nice nuance", but Sysinternals the have a bunch of command lines tools that help. They're "kill" command helps with the situtation you've decribed.

  90. Command line by DavidLeblond · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they just used the command line, they wouldn't need to learn how to use the mouse now would they?

  91. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    So you're saying in order to make windows effectively useful I have

    - Install windows
    - Go through lengthy SP2/patches
    - Install DX9 [as seperate no less and reboot]
    - Make sure all my drivers are install
    - Then proceed to download mplayer, firefox, gaim, cygwin, hordes of coreutils?

    And then up with

    - 1 desktop [annoying]
    - Still windows underneath
    - Annoying paranoid of random files

    Why don't I just use fucking Gentoo and remove Windows from the equation.

    Gentoo takes all of a day to setup [even on a VIA C3 cpu which is a slow POS] is fairly easy to keep updated and is free to obtain.

    Tom

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  92. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bullshit! We all know it was the TI 99-4/A...Oh, wait, the OP did say it was TI vs everyone...;-)

  93. Probably 3 windows, tho ultimately it doesn't by blorg · · Score: 1

    It's *probably* defined as 'three application windows at once' (I don't know, but it would make sense).

    This may indeed be enough for many people; probably around 50% of the (completely non-technical) end users I deal with don't understand the concept of multi-tasking at all and always close a program before opening a new one (this happens when I am trying to explain to people how to copy an error message into an email, or check something in the filesystem - many think they have to close the foreground app first before they can do anything else.)

    Of course none of this matters as MS aren't selling this to grannies in the US/Western Europe but rather are trying to undercut pirates in Russia/SE Asia. In this case the features aren't the issue, it's the price, and no matter how low they offer it, it's pretty difficult to compete with free. The only possible niche I can imagine is secretarial/clerical positions in companies that for some reason want to run legit software - perhaps local branches of multinationals.

  94. Re:Good Job Timothy by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    No developement tools

    Excluding things like gcc, which run under cygwin?

    one desktop

    Granted this is missing from the OS, but there are plenty of add-ons for that. This one is freeware: Virtual Desktop Toolbar

    totally exploited every 8 seconds

    uhm.. yeah

    the kernel isn't that stable

    I have yet to see the kernel crash in XP SP2 outside of hardware failure, which also causes linux to crash.

    you can't restart the desktop without rebooting

    Do you mean other than logging off and on, or killing explorer.exe in task manager?

  95. reg hacks? by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember something about a registry hack a few years ago that would allow you to turn any windows XP installation (home, pro, server) into any other version by only tweaking the registry. If so, is it possible that microsoft got lazy (or is still so lazy) and the same trick can be used on this version to turn it into an XP pro machine without any of the limitations?

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  96. Linspire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lindows/Linspire has nice getting started videos (or are the flash animations?).

  97. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by bay43270 · · Score: 1

    If Linux is ever going to conquer the desktop, it will take the effort of many dedicated people who not only have the time & the patience, but also obsess about the user experience of the aforementioned unwashed.

    Not only would those people need to have time, patience and an obsession about the user experience, but they would also need to have
    1) a great deal of knowledge about usability
    2) the infrastructure (possibly funding) to perform usability tests
    3) the leadership to organize these new findings

    That last point is why linux will never be ready for the desktop. The programmers need to be required to add usability enhancements even if they don't understand and/or agree with those changes. This will never happen under a purely open source project. In open source, mob rules. That's an huge advantage for creating robust, multi-functional projects (well written applications with lots of features); but commercial companies have the advantage in enforcing usability requirements.

    That's why BSD is for geeks, but Apple (Next) was able to create OSX from it. That's why Gimp will always have great features, long before those features have a great interface. That's why Eclipse will always have more features than IDEA, but will never be as user friendly. The GPL makes it unlikely that a corporation will ever put a serious effort into Linux's UI (although it's great that there are companies who put any effort at all into it - IBM, Novel, Sun).

  98. that was NT by Run4yourlives · · Score: 1

    NT 4 workstation could be changed into NT 4 Server with a registry key switch. I don't think that "feature" made it's way into 2000/XP though.

    1. Re:that was NT by Peter+Lustig · · Score: 1

      NT 4 workstation could be changed into NT 4 Server with a registry key switch. I don't think that "feature" made it's way into 2000/XP though.

      This works with Windows 2000 and XP the same way. There is a tool around the web, which converts 2000 or XP Professional into a 2000 Server / 2003 Server and vice versa. They even start up with the correct screens - XP starts up with the Windows 2003 Server startup screen. Basicly, it's just some keys in the registry, which make the difference bitween Workstation and Server variants of Windows.

  99. I've taught people to use a mouse. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Back in 1996, I was working at a non-profit that had just received a huge donation for computers.

    There was one old Spanish woman who simply could not manage her mouse. She had to hold it steady with one hand while clicking with her other hand.

    I set her up with solitare and showed her how to play and within a week she had mastered the muscle control needed for one handed mouse work.

    This problem goes beyond
    #1. recognizing a mouse and how it controls the pointer

    #2. understanding
    2a. left-click
    2b. right-click
    2c. single click
    2d. double click

    #3. muscle control for using a mouse efficiently

    For some people, these are very difficult concepts. Imagine if your TV volume control changed channels if you hit it twice, but only if you were watching a commercial (and if you're watching a car commercial, the settings are reversed). That's what it is like for people who have never used a computer.

    The biggest problem is that the interface (keyboard and mouse) can have completely different functionality depending upon which app is running.

    In Windows, right clicking the mouse brings up the background menu, unless you're in Firefox when it brings up the bookmark option, unless you're in Firefox and pointing at link and it will bring up the save link option, unless the link is a download where it will allow you to download the file and save it somewhere ...

    Every time I hear people talking about "helping" people who have never used a computer, I think back to that old Spanish lady who would move the mouse with her right hand, brace her wrist on the table, then click the buttons with her left hand.

  100. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Annoying paranoid of random files

    There's only one annoying paranoid around here Tom. Guess who he is.

  101. A truly sad statement... by HardwareLust · · Score: 0

    Quoted from the article:

    "...it's a sad statement on the state of modern tech reporting and analysis that so many people could be so cynical about a product they have never seen and don't know a thing about."

    That is so very, very true. Seems like every two-bit linux wanna-be thinks that any little bit of MS news is an opportunity to bash MS. Too bad most of them don't have the slightest clue.

    As a free bonus, try replacing the words "modern tech reporting and analysis" in the quote with "Slashdot". And, while you are at it, replace the word "product" with "article" as well.

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  102. Unfortunately, it's not just computers by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Even people in the real world still have problems with these things. A scammer called up the mom of one of the other guys I work with and said that s/he was from her bank and wanted to verify her account information, which she then gave to him over the phone. When she found out what happened she talked to the bank (which didn't do anything) and changed her account information. Then, she gets a call a month later from someone claiming to be from the bank saying that "we understand that you have been a victim of a scammer(?)" we just need to verify some details. It was the scammer again and she gave them her financial info again.

    It's not just computers that some people have problems with.

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    1. Re:Unfortunately, it's not just computers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but... God she's stupid.

  103. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So . . . you didn't read the parent post. KDE != distribution.

    Companies like Linspire and Novell do pay people to do these things, sell the OS for money, and are getting good at it.

  104. The video by payndz · · Score: 1

    Five minutes into the video, does the screen suddenly go black only for the word 'PWNED' to appear?

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  105. Scotty and Startrek by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    please. giving credit for a training video on how to use a mouse is a bit off the mark. learning to use a mouse is beyond using windows or linux. it's basic computing.

    You just reminded me of the star trek movie where they go back in time to get the whales, and scotty starts talking to the comptuer. Then thinks that the mouse is a microphone. Then actually understands what it is when it is demonstrated to him. For some, its not basic computing if you have never used a computer before.

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  106. Isn't this the same Paul Thurrott.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this the guy who complained about Apple using AAC for music instead of the "standard" WMA?

    This guy eats, sleeps and drinks Microsoft.

  107. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Lauwenmark · · Score: 1

    It's a poor platform for a desktop OS, plain and simple

    I'd be interested to hear in which way. If you put the gaming market aside, it is a very competitive desktop OS (and a significant number of administrations, offices and other organisms selected it as their main work desktop platform). Applications ? It has. Stability and efficience at managing resources ? It has. Connectivity ? It has.

    and the efforts to turn it into a good desktop OS are too splintered and half-assed.

    I suspect that you think so because there's no unique initiative towards a friendly Linux desktop environment - you have a several distributions, toolkits, or desktop environments to choose from, which can be quite intimidating at first. But there are Linux distributions specifically aiming at providing an out-of-the-box, easy-to-use desktop environment smoothly integrating everything you may want. Knoppix or Ubuntu are just two popular examples of that trend - trying to provide something coherent without too many compromises.

    Each little distro can then focus on the hardware it's designed for, and the task it's meant to do, rather than trying to cram every OSS project under the sun onto 6 DVD's and calling it a "Windows Killer".

    The goal of the distributions isn't to cram "every OSS project" on its CDs. Generalist distributions like Debian, SuSE or Fedora try to encompass most of what you can expect to do with a computer in the easiest way possible. And that's why things like package managers or networked installer CDs were invented: to make your life easier. Linux isn't a "geek-only" system anymore.

    Finally, when speaking about "Joe Sixpack's exposure" to Linux and his possible reactions to it, you may want to give a try at this article (English version here ), where the author compared the ease of installation and use of Linux Mandrake 9.2 and Windows 2000 by letting his unexperimented wife handle it by herself. The result demonstrates that (at least for her) Linux was easier to install and use for her daily tasks.

    A common mistake is to point at the case of people used to Windows attempting to use Linux and being "lost" in an alien environment. The only valuable point to take into account is how people who never used a computer before can find their marks under Linux. That's two pretty different things to consider, I'd say.

  108. No developement tools? by iBod · · Score: 1

    Just to address that point...

    I guess you mean free (as in beer) dev tools.

    Well, the .NET SDK is available for $0 and includes a C# compiler.

    You can even get a nice, C# Builder IDE from Borland free of charge for personal use and there are a ton of other free C# and .NET tools and editors out there - just Google.

    The MS Visual Toolkit and Platform SDK gives you the command line VC++ compiler, free.

    The OpenWatcom C/C++ compiler is an excellent tool and totally free of charge.

    Additionally I have Perl, Ruby, PHP and Java, as well as gcc and the GNU tools (Cygwin) on my Windows XP dev box.

    Not a bad set of development tools for zip really.

  109. system 7 days by ChristTrekker · · Score: 1

    Back in the System 7 days, I brought my Mac home from college. It had come with an intro/tutorial on the desktop metaphor and mouse usage. My mom had never used a computer beyond text entry/searching on a dumb terminal at a library, and she found it very useful. I don't know why every computer doesn't still ship with something like this.

    My wife bought her first computer 6 years ago (to send emails to me, heh heh) and often lamented that you spend all this money but don't even get a simple training manual (beyond how to physically connect it all) written for non-techie people. Of course, usage is often better demonstrated by watching than by reading.

  110. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by strikethree · · Score: 1

    blah blah blah. who cares if Linux (a kernel?) takes over the desktop? seriously, what do you think are the motivations to write software that is given away for free? i keep hearing this meme:

    Such and such needs to change if you expect to take over the market...

    wtf? get out of your capitalistic, money grubbing mindset. it is not about money. it is not about power over other people. everything is working just fine. linux may not be ready for the "great unwashed" right now. it may never be ready for such a task...

    but that is not its purpose.

    strike

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  111. Make that at least two that are paranoid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...this is slashdot you idiot.

  112. Here's a link for XP by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2002/03/25/registry_h ack_turns_xp_pro/

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  113. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    "Excluding things like gcc, which run under cygwin?"

    Cygwin comes with a Windows install?

    "Granted this is missing from the OS, but there are plenty of add-ons for that."

    So I have to run Windows AND an add-on...[that doesn't come with windows, I have to find, install on my own...]

    "I have yet to see the kernel crash in XP SP2 outside of hardware failure, which also causes linux to crash."

    You're lucky then. Cuz I can find ways to make Windows boxes crash fairly easily. I usually onl boot into windows once every 50-60 days or so and each time I find a way to make it crash, hang, have an application lock up, etc...

    "Do you mean other than logging off and on, or killing explorer.exe in task manager?"

    That doesn't always work. For instance, switching from fullscreen DX9 applications to the desktop can lock up the mouse/keyboard so you can't use task manager, etc... And no, not everytime you try to logout the lingering processes die.

    The point is though, if you're going to get all these addons and crap to make Windows actually useable why not just use Linux or BSD?

    Tom

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  114. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    If you put the gaming market aside, it is a very competitive desktop OS

    Sure, if you ignore the fact that it can't play games, legally playback or author DVDs, or DRM'd songs from iTunes w/o ugly WINE kludges..

    The problem is, those are big reasons people buy a computer for the home.

    When I say "the desktop" I'm not thinking of an office full of cubicles where some guy is just doing data entry all day, I'm thinking of home use, and computers designed for non-technical users.

    If all you do is read e-mail and write letters, it's fine. But most people these days expect their computer to do more.

    People see Mac and Windows users plugging the firewire cable from their digicam into their computer, and then author and burn a DVD-R that plays in their set-top box, and they want to be able to do the same thing.

    And don't try to tell me about how easy it is to author DVDs under linux, because you'd be lying, and TurboLinux is still, AFAIK, the only distro that can legally play a DVD.

    I've been using linux forever, practically since the day Linus announced it. But the way I see it, the gap between it and commercial desktop OS's is widening, not narrowing.

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  115. Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by twitter · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I'm so tired of reading this flambait. Garbage like this had some kernel of truth to it back in 1998 of so. Even then, you would be hard pressed to find a friendlier group than free software users. Today that group is being joined by the same people who once made using Windoze easy, everyone else. Insults to users and developers are not going to help anyone, so you Microsoft Astroturfers had better cut it out. Desktop Linux is here and it's better than Bill Gates' computer wet dreams.

    Unfortunately, it comes down to this. Linux is essentially developed by geeks for geeks, and, as a generality, geeks have little time/patience with the "clueless newbie unwashed" who need their hands held.

    And somehow closed source developers who have little time/patience for even their PEERS are better? What crap, the thing that support people are sick of is M$ problems, not the users Microsoft likes to blame for them. Users themselves are sick of junk that breaks so easily and being blamed for the problems. If you want real attitude problems, look to Redmond.

    M$ computer "support" comes from two places, people who help their friends and $50/hr phone calls to M$. The second group is famous for being as helpful as psychic friends network, but less friendly. The first group is dumping Microsoft and all of it's problems and insults.

    If Linux is ever going to conquer the desktop, it will take the effort of many dedicated people who not only have the time & the patience, but also obsess about the user experience of the aforementioned unwashed.

    Where have you been? Desktop Linux is here and it's easier to use than Winblows. Distributions like Mepis install in less than 20 minutes and run great. The kernel does the hardware detection, so the user does not have to read arcane manuals, feed the computer floppies and CDs and reboot six or seven times. Printer configuration through CUPS and KDE is likewise a walk in the park. The KDE UI is both more powerful and easier to use than Winblows' pathetic, single screen ugly. 99% of what normal users want is there by default, where M$ users have to visit a store and spend hundreds of dollars and get the extra pleasures of DRM, DLL hell and other nasties. Getting specialized software is as easy as a no cost click with programs like Synaptic or Kpackage. Most importantly, free software keeps working. It stays up longer, for those who care, and it does not get eaten by automated worms, spyware, malware and other M$ born infection.

    Unlike the average /. reader, the majority of people view the computer as a tool, a means to an end, not as a hobby and not as the end itself.

    The average slashdot reader is well aware of that. Those that want to keep their reputation for recommending the best now recommend free software.

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    1. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blind.

    2. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      M$ computer "support" comes from two places, people who help their friends and $50/hr phone calls to M$.

      Linux support comes from friends who help friends, or $50/hr eye-gouging phone calls too.. whats the difference there?

      Where have you been? .... The kernel does the hardware detection, so the user does not have to read arcane manuals, feed the computer floppies and CDs and reboot six or seven times

      No, I think the question is, Where have you been? Hardware detection is nothing new for OS installations, and I'm not sure where your reference comes from with feeding computer floppies - again, this is an old problem with any OS. But if you really think that after installing Windows, you have to reboot six or seven times, then you are obviously comparing current Linux to Windows 98 (what a great comparison, eh?). I don't care what you spew out about this or that scenario where you need to do this, because it is all probably drawn up in your mind with heavy bias.

      The KDE UI is both more powerful and easier to use than Winblows' pathetic, single screen ugly.

      As for KDE UI, yeah it is great, and has some features which are better than Windows "single screen ugly". But if you really expect a beginner computer user to either A) Learn to use with ease, or B) Make use of more than one desktop, then you might want to rethink things. Most beginner users will probably start "losing" their programs in other virtual desktops more than you can possibly imagine. Also, there are many things in Linux which still require a user to load up a terminal window to change settings in a configuration file, etc. If beginner or average users (now I'm not talking about "average" slashdot reading users here) are expected to switch to Linux, they need a unified interface. Keep it either graphical or text, but not a combination of both. I'm not saying the ability to use both shouldn't be available, but it should definitely not be a requirement.

      The average slashdot reader is well aware of that. Those that want to keep their reputation for recommending the best now recommend free software.

      The average slashdot reader and user is well aware of what is the best tool for the job, and there is no end-all solution (or single answer) to this. I have tried alot of the more common Linux distros, with most of them having a few of the problems that I have described above. In my opinion, some of the better solutions for beginner or average users on Linux comes from the commercial sector. So to claim that Linux is free, and to go use free software is somewhat misleading to most, because alot of these beginner or average computer users will be walking into computer stores more increasingly over time, and wondering where to get their free copy of Linux. When they see the price tag, I'm sure alot of them will start to wonder where the hell that mindset came from.

    3. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed that crap like this gets modded up in the first place. All moderators need to have a red flag up for any posts from Twitter regarding "M$" or "Winblows" because he is so heavily biased, it only takes about a second worth of reading to see it in his posts.

    4. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Printer configuration through CUPS and KDE is likewise a walk in the park

      Eric S. Raymond disagrees with you, big time.

      Winblows' pathetic, single screen ugly.

      I have no idea what this means. You seem to be grasping at straws to prove your point that "Winblowz is teh sux". "Single screen ugly"?? Weird.

    5. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by SunFan · · Score: 1


      Even Solaris JDS is easy to use, now. Who could have ever imagined that! Microsoft should be very very stressed about all this. Linux/UNIX has become "good enough", and for everyone else there's Mac OS X. Just get some more big-name games over to Linux...Microsoft goes *POOF*.

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    6. Re:Desktop Linux rocks and free=good attitude. by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Where have you been? Desktop Linux is here and it's easier to use than Winblows
      Why do I use linux? Lets go back ten years to 1995. Disgusted by windows not being able to run my 14400bps modem at better than 9600bps due to a built in software limitation, a crap mac knockoff user interface and Win95 delayed yet again I try linux. MS Windows still hasn't really caught up.
  116. Re:How I use mouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :gb2gbs:

  117. Re:Good Job Timothy by dioscaido · · Score: 1

    The point is though, if you're going to get all these addons and crap to make Windows actually useable why not just use Linux or BSD?

    In my case, I run Adobe and Macromedia products, and play games. Plus I develop apps for a living, and Linux isn't quite a honeypot of cash for apps, yet.

    Quite honestly the process one has to go through to make XP 'usable' is quick and painless. I run a linux box for my home server, and my Masters thesis involved linux kernel development, so I definitely value the OS. But when it comes to desktop it doesn't make sense, yet. In the desktop arena Linux doesn't give me anything that justifies the sacrifices I would have to make.

  118. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    You don't think Adobe would develop for Linux if people stopped buying their windows crap?

    I mean for instance, if everyone who bought photoshop in 2000 just said "enough is enough, we have photoshop working now and the next one we buy must be linux" that you'd see linux support?

    As for "usable as a desktop" well I run KDE on xorg in Linux [x86_64] and I have all I need to chat, email, browse, edit images, develop, etc...

    Hell I even play games in Linux [I know, SHOCK!]!!!

    Tom

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  119. Re: can run just three applications simultaneously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes. This definitely makes sense.

    All those motor cars are dangerous! Let's replace the motor with pedals, then if there's an accident, nobody is hurt!

  120. Re:Some ideas the Linux community can adopt by randallpowell · · Score: 1

    What ever happened to the regular trolls like Goatse and GNAA that had creativity and intelligence?

  121. Typo correction by dn15 · · Score: 1

    I wrote: "When you open a new XP install you're not asked to set the resolution so this is an effective path to making the system easier to use."

    Oops! I meant that it's "not an effective path..."

  122. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like grass.

    'cause it's green.

  123. Re:More of the same, and more by kwijibo · · Score: 1

    Nobody will tell anybody to shove-it. Who asks for clear Pepsi? No one, sir. People call it the "market," CEOs say they're "giving" people what they want, but that isn't so. They only say that they're "giving" people what they want, as if to sound charitable and wholesome, but it's after-the-fact it has been bought and now becomes a stably-selling product. Popularity has nothing to do with the product's... say... goodness, or healthiness, or efficiency -- overall, a prodcut's goodness is based on it's success... Let us face it, there are 261,354,653+ people in America who are going to buy that one thing once, maybe twice, maybe more... and that's real money.

    People buy what they're selling. People don't ask to be made new and interesting things to consume. People are consumers, and petro-dollars, and telephone-answerers.

    For example: Every electronics firm -- in the forthcoming context -- does this: Manufactures, say, a high-end home-audio receiver... then strips quality from various classes of its functionality to make FIVE cheaper models.

    I like small, medium and large. Even more, I like small and large... if we got rid of medium, didn't stock medium anymore, didn't let medium ship, didn't sell medium, didn't package and label and administer the many mediums, didn't manufacture medium, and didn't bother researching the possible good-many-pronged happiness that medium would bring to our lives... small would go up a little in price, and large would come down... and in the end, it would all balance-out anyways -- both in the amount you've spent doing the business of consumption the previous way and in the new way.

    For everyone: the less stuff, the less bullshit. You get what you pay for, so save-up for it.

  124. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because some people actually use their computer for something other than being useless; "but when it's done, boy howdy will it be fast! Any day now!"

  125. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    Spoken like someone who doesn't actually do anything themselves.

    Have you even installed Gentoo before? My guess and bet [I'd put money on it] that you never have. You probably didn't even pay for the copy of Windows you are using.

    Cuz you can play the latest Quake3 clone that makes your setup more "useful"...

    Well I got an xbox/PS2 hooked up to my tv tuner card. I can play any game I want while in Linux and not sacrifice by having a halfass development environment [e.g. windows]

    Tom

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  126. what the hell is a "mouse?" by mclaincausey · · Score: 1

    vim termpaper.txt^M i What is a mouse, and how many Linux users would watch, or would need to watch, an instructional video on using one?^M ESC ZZ lpr term*.txt^M

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  127. Internet Explorer shouldn't count by lildogie · · Score: 1

    IE is "integral to the operating system" so it shouldn't count as one of the three applications.

  128. Doesn't everyone do #4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    moving the mouse around in order to locate the cursor itself.

    What are the alternatives? Do you keep the mouse still while locating the cursor (which takes longer - there's a reason small prey animals hold perfectly still when threatened)? Do you memorize the cursor position every time you stop using the mouse so you know where to look when you come back?

    1. Re:Doesn't everyone do #4? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you memorize the cursor position every time you stop using the mouse so you know where to look when you come back?

      I do, as a matter of fact. It isn't that hard.

  129. Just install Linux dammit! by crivens · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just install Linux dammit - don't buy this crap! Why should they be fed crippled software because they don't have the money to buy the full OS. I think it's insulting.

  130. FYI -- "End User" by Corellon+Larethian · · Score: 1

    Linux does not have an "End User" philosophy. Just so's you know.

  131. Cheap monitors and graphic cards by krem81 · · Score: 1

    If you have cheap hardware, there is no guarantee that it will even run 1024x768 and even if it does, it will do so poorly. By merely giving users the option of changing resolution to something higher, you run into a chance of them having a nightmarish experience with the system. If you were developing software for entry-level users, would you be willing to take that chance? As for the rest of your comment: XP Home and Pro simply won't run on 200-300 MHz machines with 64MB RAM. Yes, they want those people to eventually upgrade, but not on the same machines, but when they can afford something more expensive.

    1. Re:Cheap monitors and graphic cards by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Not in this day and age.

      My old Diamond stealth circa 1996 on an old pentium one had 1026 x 768.

      Even the integrated graphics controllers today can support 1280 x 1024.

      The main difference is 3d performance and some refresh rates at higher settings.

    2. Re:Cheap monitors and graphic cards by dn15 · · Score: 1
      If you have cheap hardware, there is no guarantee that it will even run 1024x768 and even if it does, it will do so poorly. By merely giving users the option of changing resolution to something higher, you run into a chance of them having a nightmarish experience with the system
      It has to be pretty ancient bad to not do 1024x768. Even the old video card from a used Pentium 100 I was given to tinker with a couple years could do that.

      But that's beside the point. When you change resolutions in Windows, it asks you to confirm that it's working. If you don't (ie. you can't see the dialogue box) it will revert. There's nothing remotely "nightmarish" about changing resolutions.

      As for the rest of your reply, I am not the original poster. I just agreed with the point on resolution. :)
  132. Crippleware by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    I've seen this thing happen in the shareware market: CRIPPLEWARE. Oh, you can't save files until you get the registered edition. Oh, you can't print those awesome reports.

    3 apps max? Window 3.1 can run more apps than that. Sheesh.

    OK Bill Gates, tell me this is not a way to enslave more users and get them to buy "the real thing".

    And yes, I mean in a polygraph test.

  133. I wrote this message using the mouse on the left by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    ... side.

    Now tell me what's the difficult part of it.

    "How-to-use" computer videos SHOULD be on DVD or TAPE!

  134. Re:Good Job Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gentoo takes all of a day to setup [even on a VIA C3 cpu which is a slow POS] is fairly easy to keep updated and is free to obtain.

    And it takes far less time to carry out the steps that you've deemed necessary to arrive at an "effective" Windows installation.

  135. Apple Mac training in 1984 by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Training videos - nice touch.

    Apple shipped an audiotape+software training package with their early Macs, in 1984.

    Anyone else remember "mousing around" and the training-version of the Finder, the one with the Quit menu option?

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  136. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blaster.exe
    bonzi-buddy.exe
    worm-of-the-day.exe

    Whoops! AV and Spysweeper exceed the 3-at-a-time rule. Can't run them while the viruses are running.

  137. How to catch viruses, spyware, and tojan horses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just use Microsoft's proprietory "Windows" operating system and you got them all. sorry, but i prefer Macs or Linux.

  138. geez, take it easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Garbage like this had some kernel of truth to it back in 1998 of so.

    That's funny, I remember reading the same exact rants in 1998. And 1997. And so on.

    Insults to users and developers are not going to help anyone, so you Microsoft Astroturfers had better cut it out. Desktop Linux is here and it's better than Bill Gates' computer wet dreams.

    Let me see. The OP is making a valid point, and you call it an "insult" and call him an astroturfer. That's nice.

    And somehow closed source developers who have little time/patience for even their PEERS are better?

    Microsoft has had a huge peer support system in place for more than a decade, starting with the old Compuserve forums and in USENET today. The majority of people who help out there are knowledgeable and polite. I know, I used to use them all the time. And when have you been "insulted" by "M$" support? The little contact I've had with them has been no worse than IBM or Oracle support. That's a nice Google link. Would you like me to ferret out a few million "RTFM" and worse USENET posts thrown at Linux newbies? And I'm not even going to mention IRC.

    Distributions like Mepis install in less than 20 minutes and run great

    That's nice, except that people don't want to run the OS from a CD, and installing to disk still requires some skill that most users don't have. Besides, "easier to use than Winblows" is your personal opinion, hardly fact. I haven't switched my family over to XP precisely because of that. Firefox, sure. But Mepis? Give me a break. If anything I'll buy them some Apple Minis now.

    feed the computer floppies and CDs and reboot six or seven times

    Try once. DRM, DLL hell and other nasties

    LOL, yes. All my "Winblows" computers are in a botnet. How did you guess? That's amazing.

    You need to get out and breathe a bit. Nice troll though.

    1. Re:geez, take it easy by kurokaze · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      thanks for putting it so politely.. I wasn't going to be as nice :)

  139. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Every community has helpful people. Every community has people who are impatient with people who don't know as much as they do.

    The question is: Which platforms require the least help for newbies? It's not Linux.

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  140. Actually by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    I think having a black screen helps much better. Not only does it make finding your cursor much easier it's much easier on the eyes.

    Of course I'm having to look at a mostly white screen right now as I type this message because of /.s theme but on any page I design I always use a black background.

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    1. Re:Actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      You morons and your white text on black backgrounds.
      Fuck your ugly website
      Click here you stupid dink

  141. I thought there'd be a joke research mice by tallbill · · Score: 1

    because mice are used extensively in bio labs. . .

  142. Windows in Developing tech markets? by bored · · Score: 1
    from the article "We never had a Windows product that was designed for the unique needs of first time users in developing tech markets,"

    I sort of figured that "Windows" and "Windows 3.x" would fit the bill there..... After all the US PC market was just catching on about the time windows was initially released. Maybe this is a case of "we learn from our mistakes" but I find it hard to believe that XP can run on a 286...

  143. Gartner Agrees With you by twitter · · Score: 1
    Steer away, Gartner advises. Show stoppers were lack of LAN, file and print sharing and only being able to run three (!) applications at once. Worse, without a clear upgrade path, the sucker who buys this gets stuck paying the full retail price for the real winblows. All of the show stoppers are still there and still suck hard despite Paul's insane defense of them. They even added a new detail, the max resolution of 800x600.

    The defense is native language support and a bunch of edutainment about how to use a mouse. KDE, Gnome and OO all have native language support done by the natives themselves. Microsoft's inability to get their limited software translated is pathetic and underlines the inferiority of the closed source model. The stuff about using mice is not intuitive, as Paul noticed, but can better be taken care of by a decent three page manual, which should have shipped with windoze 3.1 but did not. Failing that, you would think the wonders of the free market would teach people and it does. Five minutes with a friend back in 1993 taught me everything I needed to know about mice and cutting and pasting in any GUI. If extensive user studdies gave them this starter edition, they really asked the wrong questions.

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  144. Re:Good Job Timothy by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Ha!

    My father was a project manager and brought home a $5000 IBM 286 AT with full 16 color CGA monitor while the rest of you had monochrome.

    So take that! :-)~ .... and admitting teh games were not all there at the time besides Zaxxon. :-(

  145. 4 ACs in 20 minutes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the astroturfers are working hard today!

  146. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by AnxiousMoFo · · Score: 1

    I disagree. It's definitely not as easy to use as Mac OS X, and I've had more difficulty with getting hardware set up than on Windows (I installed Debian - I'm sure the hardware situation is easier on, say, Knoppix or Mepis, but I haven't used either), but the general UI is getting reasonably close to Windows XP in ease of use.

    I think that Linux is eventually going to give Windows a run for its money - not this year, not next year, but eventually. Mozilla Firefox and Thunderbird are great examples of free software that actually has a decent UI. Gnome and KDE keep getting better and better.

  147. market not exist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is designed for a market that does not exist, at least to any major degree.

    People in these countries have low incomes. That means they don't go out and buy a computer when they get the urge. Instead they spend several years using a computer at work, school, or internet cafes, and eventually save up enough money to buy their own computer. So by the time they have a computer of their own, they are experienced users.

  148. they don't learn from their mistakes. by twitter · · Score: 1
    I sort of figured that "Windows" and "Windows 3.x" would fit the bill there..... After all the US PC market was just catching on about the time windows was initially released

    Despite much hype, Windows 3.1 did not have a useful manual either. Moving from DOS to 3.1 was a frustrating experience. I read the manual and it had nothing in it that made life easy. A friend took five minutes to show me a few shortcuts that made the thing work. It would have taking them one page of print to get those basics across, but their manual was filled with shine on instead. I imagine their goofey computer based tutorials are about as useful as that old manual. Where my friend learned, is a mystery, but I'll bet is was just someone else and that's the easiest way to spread knowledge.

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  149. How about noting that Roblimo works for OSDN? by justdisguyyaknow · · Score: 1
    I'm sure most everyone knows. But it is common practice to, like, note conflicts of interest and such. Especially when playing news/media/reporter.

    I mean, you guys do it sometimes when you post stories... ("Foo is also owned by OSDN.") Either do it all the time, or none of the time... Otherwise, it just looks sloppy and unprofessional. Sorry. It does.

  150. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Terrasque · · Score: 0

    And certainly not Windows.
    So what's left? Mac? A gameboy?

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  151. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Moofie · · Score: 1

    I like Macs pretty well. Use what you like. Teach people to use what you like. Be patient with new users. It's not that hard...

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  152. KDE / CUPS fixed, winblows not. by twitter · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    Eric S. Raymond disagrees with you, big time [about the ease of setting up CUPS].

    He used old software. Fedora Core One has been supplanted by Core two and Simply Mepis never had this problem to begin with because it was properly configured to use KDE's walk through. I set up a network printer with KDE 3.2 tools two months ago and it was really a walk in the park. I just chose network printer then the printer model from a pulldown list. It was that easy. Had I been using Mepis, I would not have even had to know that the subsystem was CUPS, because it just worked!

    Let's compare this to the Winblows we have on hand, shall we? First we note that what ESR tried to do CAN NOT be done because Starter Edition does not include LAN printing or file sharing. Good luck to all those technicians who run across this beast in the future. Next, even local printers are a headache under windoze. I can't tell you how many hair pullers I've heard of using hideous all in one devices. That's with all the vaunted vendor support. You can bet that Starter Edition will receive ME type vendor support.

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    1. Re:KDE / CUPS fixed, winblows not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      He used old software.

      ROFL, "old"? This was an operating system that was released after Windows XP. Old? Is that your excuse?

      Let's compare this to the Winblows we have on hand, shall we?

      If you want to compare to a crippled version of "Winblows", go right ahead if it makes you feel better. It lacks what it lacks because it was designed that way, not because it's broken.

    2. Re:KDE / CUPS fixed, winblows not. by twitter · · Score: 1
      ROFL, "old"? This was an operating system that was released after Windows XP. Old? Is that your excuse?

      Yes, Fedora Core One is old. Winblows XP is ancient, what four years old now? I'm sure that chunks of XP are unchanged from fifteen years ago, so what? Using that crap is like a time machine. M$ can't keep up, is there a virtue to that?

      But that was not an excuse as none was needed. The problems ESR had are mostly fixed and may not have ever existed in Mepis.

      If you want to compare to a crippled version of "Winblows", go right ahead if it makes you feel better. It lacks what it lacks because it was designed that way, not because it's broken.

      Actually, I compared it to M$'s best, which is broken, and thought it was stupid. I can't really compare this "crippled" version because no one, not even the author of this supposed "review" has access to it. That M$'s best sucks and they are trying to remove features to better compete is screwed up, kind of like the original poster claimed.

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    3. Re:KDE / CUPS fixed, winblows not. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Winblows XP is ancient, what four years old now?

      Yes, except that four years ago "Winblows" XP ran circles around everything else.

      M$ can't keep up, is there a virtue to that?

      I don't know - maybe you'd better ask yourself if there's a "virtue" to not being able to keep up, which is what things like CUPS seem to (mostly) do.

      Actually, I compared it to M$'s best, which is broken, and thought it was stupid

      And again, "M$" worked four years ago just fine, as it does today. Remember RH 6.x? Debian? 'nuff said. Fine servers, absolutely unuseable desktops. People like you seem to consistently forget history when it suits you.

      Your conclusion about why this version of "Winblows" exists or what it does is impressive. Me, I have no idea what it's for, what it does or why it's being released. I'm never going to use it. I could care less. I rarely use Windows any more except for games. But that's not the point now, is it?

      Where were Mepis and Knoppix and CUPS four years ago? Exactly. If history is any indication, in four years we'll be having this nice conversation again (well, actually we won't) and if your posting history is any indication, in four years you'll probably still be making the same incorrect, insane and pointless claims about something else. To everyone's amusement, I'm sure.

      "M$" and "Winblows" and "insults" and "astroturfers", whatever. You need to get yourself a life.

  153. old how to use a mouse videos by rsc9 · · Score: 1

    One of the earliest "how to use a mouse" movies, from twenty years ago: http://plan9.bell-labs.com/who/rob/movies/blit.mpg (linked from http://plan9.bell-labs.com/who/rob/).

  154. and the other "reviews"... by Mr+44 · · Score: 1

    While I agree Paul Thurott is an idiot, all the other reviews/commentary of Starter Edition are based on FAR less actual knowledge of the product than he had.....

    1. Re:and the other "reviews"... by legojenn · · Score: 1

      I know this is a me too comment, but reading the "review" made me think I was reading an advert. It just seemed too much like cloaked market speak.

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    2. Re:and the other "reviews"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Not really. This "review" only has the marketing-pitch of Microsoft, not any actual use of the product.

      You could write an equally good "review" of Longhorn praising the benefits of WinFS.

  155. colinux on xp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anybody tired CoLinux on this. I mean all we need this crap is for the drivers !!

  156. Re:Good Job Timothy by aichpvee · · Score: 1

    That's a great idea. Would anyone be interested in starting a fund to get the Coors Light girls to do a "how-to" video on using the mouse to be made available for inclusion in Linux distros?

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  157. Mouse Usage by djxploit · · Score: 0

    Who said we use a mouse in linux?
    if we wanted to use a gui we would use windows..

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  158. Solitaire by danila · · Score: 1

    Check out this gem! This thing has Solitaire on the Start Menu!!!

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  159. Stupid by danila · · Score: 1

    Why not make a book about using a computer? I believe in the past it was called a "User's Manual" or something like that. My dad's 386 laptop came with a manual for MS-DOS and Windows 3.11. Unless those Asian people are retarded in some unique way, which seems to me unlikely, I don't see why they would not be able to understand how to use their new computer with the help of a book. And they certainly don't need a different operating system for that. A different shell? May be. Different default setup for Word? May be. Different applications? May be. But a different OS? WTF?

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  160. Re:Some ideas the Linux community can adopt by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

    I'll leave aside your claims that certain software sucks and focus on your complaint that Linux should "standardize" on a single browser.

    Why?

    What if that browser has problems? What if different users want different browsers?

    How?

    How would the community exclude a browser?

    Also, the standards for browsers are enacted by w3c, not the Linux community. You seem to be confused between a standard and an application that runs by that standard.

  161. Did you catch Paul Thurrott vs Ars Technica tiff? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First of all, while Paul Thurrott has from time to time said some nice things about free/open source projects (Firefox, most recently), the guy practically works for Microsoft and everything that comes from him should be filtered accordingly.

    Paul Thurrott is on my jackass filter. He acts like he's respected Windows authority. My favorite Thurrott brain fart was his diss of Ars Technica in response to Ars announcing the OEM availability of Windows Media Center Edition.

    Here's part of the diss:

    Ars Technica's continued insistence on referring to "retail shrink-wrapped" versions of XP MCE 2005, despite corrections from both official sources at Microsoft and from me, speaks volumes about the site's credibility. That said, enthusiasts who are willing to put up with a lot of missing features (and willing to lie about their status as system builders, ahem) can, in fact, purchase the OEM version (not a supported retail version) of XP MCE 2005 from online resellers
    Here's part of Ars's response:
    He believes that he can attack our credibility because he believes that the word "retail," which never appeared in the original report, excludes the likes of the thousands of hardware and software sites that do, in fact, sell OEM materials to anyone...

    Mr. Thurrott is likely unaware of the fact that our audience is well accustomed to the practice of buying OEM hardware...

    Mr. Thurrott, nonetheless, reported that we had received corrections from Microsoft and failed to act on them. This is, unfortunately, a lie. How Mr. Thurrott claims to know who has and has not contacted us remains a mystery, but his willingness to make false statements about the actions of our publication are rather alarming. Mr. Thurrott is correct that he himself had e-mailed us with his own account, but Mr. Thurrott does not work for Microsoft (despite mean-spirited rumors), and Mr. Thurrott has also been incorrect in the past...

    More importantly, if Mr. Thurrott cares to cast aspersions on the credibility of Ars Technica, he might consider his own credibility when he decides to label as liars the thousands and thousands of people who legally and ethically purchase OEM products.

  162. The real questions here is: by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

    Where is *Linux* Starter edition?

    (and don't give me crap about Linspire. That's for people already familiar with Windows)

    No, I want a linux equivalent to this Windows Starter edition.

    Come one all of you linux activists, get on it. I'll contribute whatever I can.

  163. Actually, I do remember that. by twitter · · Score: 1
    And again, "M$" worked four years ago just fine, as it does today. Remember RH 6.x? Debian? 'nuff said. Fine servers, absolutely unuseable desktops. People like you seem to consistently forget history when it suits you.

    No, I remember Red Hat 5 and 6 because that's my first distro. Back then, things took some work, especially the horrid hardware I used. They were and still are better than Winblows 98 in many ways though harder to use, but so what?

    The free software world has continued to improve while M$ has been sitting on it's ass. Today's free software is superior to M$ junk in every way. Now as competition in the developing world, M$ puts forth this reduced feature set monstrosity? You have to be kidding me!

    This crappy little distro from Redmond is going to sink like a stone. Only total shills can advocate it's use or M$'s sanity.

    in four years we'll be having this nice conversation again

    I doubt Microsoft will survive that long. If this is their answer to competition from free software, they are doomed.

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    1. Re:Actually, I do remember that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      better than Winblows 98

      Well of course, anything is better than Windows ("Winblows") 98. Telling that you didn't compare them to Windows NT4 or 2000, which were available at the time. Oh, maybe you've never used anything other than 98. But you're sure that "Winblows sucks".

      but so what?

      LOL, that's rich.

      Today's free software is superior to M$ junk in every way

      First you say this, and then you say this: Only total shills can advocate it's use or M$'s sanity.

      Are you starting to see the problem here? I doubt you actually hear yourself typing.

      This crappy little distro from Redmond is going to sink like a stone

      And I suppose banging on your keyboard will help.

      I doubt Microsoft will survive that long.

      Dunno. Don't care. But I'm sure people like you will have a hard time finding something constructive to do if Microsoft does ever disappear, as you have so impressively prophesied they will. No doubt you predicted their downfall four years ago as well.

  164. Linux Desktop by scarolan · · Score: 1

    I've been using linux for about six years now, mostly on web servers during the first couple of years. Back in 2001, I tried making Redhat 7 my distro of choice for my laptop and there was just way too much trouble getting all the drivers and devices working. Little things like copying and pasting between apps didn't work, and finally I decided it was just not practical to work with. Those days have come and gone, and both Gnome and KDE have left MS Windows in the dust. The level of configurability and eye candy that you get with KDE or Gnome is awesome! And take a distribution like Fedora Core and you can have a windows user up and running in a few minutes. At my company our entire sales staff uses the Fedora Core 3 desktop and they all like it.

  165. Re:Good Job Timothy by snuf23 · · Score: 1

    You get up and go! You do it! Woot!
    Great, works for you and I'm happy it does.
    This doesn't mean that for the average user setting up a Linux desktop is easier than Windows or a Mac.
    I've used all three and each has its merits. Sure you can run games (including some Windows games via Wine or Cedega) but it is just silly to imply that doing so is as easy as running them on Windows. The issues with video card drivers (ATI in particular) under Linux can be pretty serious.

    I really don't think your argument about Photoshop is relevant. Adobe DID make a UNIX version at one time. I guess lack of demand killed it. Windows is a given because of the numbers and Mac is too because despite the small installed base a large proportion of users in certain industries (i.e. print and video) use Macs.

    Maybe it will change and maybe there will be a Photoshop for Linux some day when the market demands it. The fact is most users place the function of the computer over aspects such as security or whether the OS is written crappily.

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  166. Too much hand-holding? by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    In 1984, Apple really did revolutionize computers, and they really brought computers to the masses. At the time there were many people who never dreamed they would use a computer. It was a new concept, and caused a business explosion.

    Today, practially any five year old kid uses a PC everyday. PCs have been easy, and then easier, and now IMO easy to point of being obtrusive. Think "clippy."

    Maybe stuff like "clippy" is useful the very first time you use a computer - but it's obtrusive after that.

    Yet msft, and others, are still trying to attract new users by making PCs easier to use. They don't realize that are past - way past - the point of diminishing returns as far as that's concerned.

  167. Re:Good Job Timothy by tomstdenis · · Score: 1

    "The issues with video card drivers (ATI in particular) under Linux can be pretty serious."

    No this is exactly the point. I've bought several nvidia cards for various new computers EXACTLY because they go out of their way to support their users [not just in windows].

    If more people rewarded more companies who display such good behaviour you wouldn't see the lock in.

    This, of course, would also require customers to use at least a modicum of critical thinking. Just because it's 2005 doesn't mean you should rush out to get Word'05. First off, what's wrong with Word'04 and secondly why not give OO.O a try? [etc].

    Also for all the new companies forming out there [of which there are 1000s each year] why don't they use OSS?

    Tom

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  168. Thurrot sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thurrot is a pathetic and shameless Microsoft suckup. Anything he says is Microsoft propoganda.

  169. Well here in Oz by DABANSHEE · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows someone who came back from a Asian holiday with a Asian market pirate copy WinXP CD, then it gets copied many times over by the networks of mates, & this happens thousands of times a day in Oz as thousands return from their Asian Sex/pissup holidays everyday with a couple of dozen pirate CDs.

    Every single person I know uses either the Win XP Corporate edition (either patched using those weekend PC market sourced XP patch CDs that run a executable that loads all MS's Q patches except for the ones that fuck XP CE or re-registed using the XP keyword generator for SP2 upgrading) or the Asian market XP SP2 (that comes pre configured with no need for hardware activitation). I'd have as a guess that Linux on the desktop would be a tad more popular if such free XP Pro options didn't exist.

  170. left handed is not enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To really get inside the head of the elderly computer neophyte, take a few whiskeys and a couple of Valium to destroy your short term memory, turn the thermostat to 32 degrees fahrenheit to induce uncontrollable shivering, and set your monitor on top of a farm animal so that it takes all your attention just to focus on one window. Now set your display resolution higher than you would ever want it for yourself and have at it.

  171. Re:Lots of things the Linux Community should learn by Lauwenmark · · Score: 1

    You got very good points there. But there are some things to clear out:

    - DVD playback under Linux is only a problem in a few countries (Jon Johansen, deCSS author, has been declared innocent in January by the Norwegian Court);

    - DVD authoring is perfectly legal in all cases. Not easy ? Projects like QDVD-Author now allow the same level of control and ease-of-use than the average Windows DVD-Authoring software. As with firewire digicams, I don't encounter any problem with those. Want advanced video editing from DV sources ? Things like MainActor 5 are now available. I'll not pretend you will find it easy - I'll just say that I don't find it hard.

    - Again, iTunes DRM'd songs can be played legally in most countries; don't want those ugly WINE kludges ? Get CrossOver Office, which will allow you to install iTunes (and others) within a friendly GUI and without having to manually edit cryptic configuration files.

    I perfectly understood "desktop" in the way you meant it - "home computing". And I certainly don't say Linux is perfect - that's very far from it. Nor do I depreciate Windows or MacOS - both are good desktop OSes as well. It is just that the "very poor desktop OS" sounds for me somewhat injustified.