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users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of
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Due to the troubles of Slashdot,
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*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward
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abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55
posts went out of business and was
taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house.
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major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes
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like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core posters.
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*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward
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How many users of 3) Profit!!! are
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(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters.
This is consistent with the
number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot,
abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55
posts went out of business and was
taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house.
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major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when
recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of
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survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing
in complete disarray, as further exemplified by
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crapflooding test.
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on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces
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of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows
like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward
states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying.
How many users of 3) Profit!!! are
there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying
versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is
roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!!
users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of
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A recent article
put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at
about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are
(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters.
This is consistent with the
number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot,
abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55
posts went out of business and was
taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house.
All
major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes
are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are
to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters.
IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to
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all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when
recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of
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survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this
news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing
in complete disarray, as further exemplified by
failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive
crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a
Kreskin to
predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is
on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces
a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes
because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many
of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows
like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all,
having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward
states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying.
How many users of 3) Profit!!! are
there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying
versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is
roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!!
users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of
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A recent article
put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at
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(7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters.
This is consistent with the
number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot,
abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55
posts went out of business and was
taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house.
All
major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes
are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are
to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters.
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Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
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Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
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IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead
IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead
IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead
IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dying.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes community when recently IDC confirmed that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all Slashdot posts. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has lost more comment share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last in the recent Slashdot Trolls comprehensive crapflooding test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict IN SOVIET RUSSIA joke's future. The hand writing is on the wall: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes because IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes is dying. Things are looking very bad for IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes. As many of us are already aware, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts are the most endangered of them all, having lost 93% of its core posters.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
*BSD Is Dying leader Anonymous Coward states that there are 7000 posters of *BSD Is Dying. How many users of 3) Profit!!! are there? Let's see. The number of *BSD Is Dying versus 3) Profit!!! posts on Slashdot is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 3) Profit!!! users. Natalie Portman posts on Slashdot are about half of the volume of 3) Profit!!! posts. Therefore there are about 700 posters of Natalie Portman. A recent article put Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts at about 80 percent of the IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posters. This is consistent with the number of Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 Slashdot posts.
Due to the troubles of Slashdot, abysmal quality and so on, Stephen King, Author, Dead At 55 posts went out of business and was taken over by another Anonymous Coward who post another troubled crapflood. Now the other Anonymous Coward is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another crapflood house. All major surveys show that IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes has steadily declined in comment share. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are to survive at all it will be among Slashdot hobbyist posters. IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead.
Fact: IN SOVIET RUSSIA jokes are dead
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