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Linux on the iPod

An anonymous reader writes "Linux Devices reports that Linux now runs on an Apple iPod. Further information about the project can be found on the Linux on iPod Website." Still lacks features like power management and firewire support, but it's still a cool project. CT Ok it's a dupe. But it's still neat!

180 comments

  1. Dupe? by Komarosu · · Score: 1

    Posted already here *tuts*

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    1. Re:Dupe? by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Hey, Taco is a busy guy. He doesn't have time to actually read /.

      After all, he has his own mame cab, and all those SG-1 episodes he Tivo'd last night and the new pr0n DVD's came in and...

    2. Re:Dupe? by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      you mean a duplicate? (or a dup. but not dupe, please that confusing.)

      because a dupe is:

      Dupe \Dupe\, v. t. [imp. & p. p. Duped; p. pr. & vb. n.
      Duping.] [Cf. F. duper, fr. dupe. See Dupe, n.]
      To deceive; to trick; to mislead by imposing on one's
      credulity; to gull; as, dupe one by flattery.

      Ne'er have I duped him with base counterfeits. --
      Coleridge.

      Dupe \Dupe\, n. [F., prob. from Prov. F. dupe, dube; of unknown
      origin; equiv. to F. huppe hoopoe, a foolish bird, easily
      caught. Cf. Armor. houp['e]rik hoopoe, a man easily deceived.
      Cf. also Gull, Booby.]
      One who has been deceived or who is easily deceived; a gull;
      as, the dupe of a schemer.

  2. Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dying by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux on the iPod community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux on the iPod accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux on the iPod has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux on the iPod is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by failing dead last [sysadminmag.com] in th recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin [amdest.com] to predict Linux on the iPod's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux on the iPod faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux on the iPod because Linux on the iPod is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux on the iPod. As many of us are already aware, Linux on the iPod continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.

    Linux on the iPod leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of Linux on the iPod. How many users of Linux on the iPod are there? Let's see. The number of Linux on the iPod versus NetBSD posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Linux on the iPod users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Linux on the iPod posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of BSD/OS. A recent article put Linux on the iPod at about 80 percent of the Linux on the iPod market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Linux on the iPod users. This is consistent with the number of Linux on the iPod Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of Walnut Creek, abysmal sales and so on, Linux on the iPod went out of business and was taken over by Linux on the iPod who sell another troubled OS. Now Linux on the iPod is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Linux on the iPod has steadily declined in market share. Linux on the iPod is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux on the iPod is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Linux on the iPod continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux on the iPod is dead.

    Linux on the iPod is dying

    Troll 7 of 208 from the annals of the Troll Library .

  3. Sigh... by eamber · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I wasn't going to troll about this being a dupe ... but I just couldn't help myself. The other story is only a few posts below this one. Ugh.

  4. This is a dupe by Joey+Patterson · · Score: 0, Redundant

    See here.

  5. Wow! A duplication on the first page! by christurkel · · Score: 0, Redundant

    uh, it was cool the first time but I'm not sure its so cool as it deserves two entries on the front page!

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    1. Re:Wow! A duplication on the first page! by billstr78 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, but it's a whole different story you see. The first was about *UC*linux being ported and made to run on Apple's iPod , this one's about Linux being ported and made to run on Apple's iPod

  6. Wow by LiquidAsphalt · · Score: 1

    Wow, worse than the media. How about a repost of some intresting articles.

  7. Duplicates on the same page? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now THAT has to be some kinda record?

  8. This is INSANE! by cowmix · · Score: 4, Funny

    The dupe problem is getting much worse, not better..

    The same story HOURS apart.

    Arg!

    1. Re:This is INSANE! by CleverNickedName · · Score: 1

      If you think this is a ptoblem, you clearly don't understand the role of the "been-there-done-that" department.

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    2. Re:This is INSANE! by BESTouff · · Score: 1

      That's because /. editors have a quota of Microsoft stories. They must fill the holes with whatever they can to be able to add what they live for: Redmond stories.

    3. Re:This is INSANE! by Cpt_Kirks · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I am not Wil Wheaton

      Yeah, I don't think Wil has a spelling "problem".

    4. Re:This is INSANE! by CleverNickedName · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn it Jim! Anybody can have a typo or two! :)

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    5. Re:This is INSANE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, and dupe comment a couple of minutes apart!Arg!

    6. Re:This is INSANE! by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 3, Funny

      The same story HOURS apart.

      soon we'll reach the "dupe story event horizon" where duplicate stories will be posted at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME. Past that point, there will only be one story posted over and over again. It will probably be a dupe.

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    7. Re:This is INSANE! by Mike+Schiraldi · · Score: 1

      I agree with the parent, but why was it moderated as Funny?

    8. Re:This is INSANE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soon we'll reach the "dupe story event horizon" where duplicate stories will be posted at EXACTLY THE SAME TIME. Past that point, there will only be one story posted over and over again. It will probably be a dupe.

      Yes. And according to the CowboyNeal Uncertainty Principle, you can't simultaneously know when the dupe story is going to get posted, and how many spelling errors it will have.

      You see, knowledge is power, power is energy and energy is mass. Thusly knowledge is mass, QED. The news here at Slashdot does NOT qualify as knowledge, but the opposite, which is anti-knowledge. So when this anti-knowledge hits the "dupe story event horizon" at the speed of the internet, things get uncertain,

      However, you could probably link two "twin" dupes, and post one of them at another website. You will then immediately see how many spelling errors the other dupe has! Isn't modern physics great! :-)

      Of course, the speed of the internet is far greater than the speed of light, so you should take this with 50 MeV of salt.

    9. Re:This is INSANE! by Anonym0us+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      The same story HOURS apart.

      Didn't you ever read the Star Trek Faster Than Light FAQ? This kind of thing is bound to happen.

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    10. Re:This is INSANE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the rate this is going, I am afraid it will get even worse than that. Dupes will be posted BEFORE the actual story.

  9. Nice to see Taco reads his own website by DrHogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    4 stories down on the front page -- is that a new record?

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    1. Re:Nice to see Taco reads his own website by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4 stories down on the front page -- is that a new record?
      yes, but I think CmdrTaco can do better and dupe... CmdrTaco! Maybe even twice in a row?

      Go, Cmdr, you can do it!

      Anonymous Dupe Dupe

    2. Re:Nice to see Taco reads his own website by JimmyGulp · · Score: 1

      I can't wait until we get a dupe right next to the original. ;)

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  10. ugh, now i have to log in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... in order to turn off CmdrDupe's posts.

  11. *DOH* by Shdwdrgn · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know it's going to be a slow news day when they're duping articles that are still on the front page! Sheesh...

    1. Re:*DOH* by b1t+r0t · · Score: 1

      Before long they'll be duping stories even before they've been posted the first time!

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    2. Re:*DOH* by fuzzywig · · Score: 1

      The one comment in the whole lot that made me laugh out loud, shame no one trusts me with mod points.

    3. Re:*DOH* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I completely agree w/ fuzzy. That's the 1st time I've laughed out loud reading slashdot in a looong time. thanx for that one.

  12. This is a dupe from a few hours ago by Visigothe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but I want to stay on topic, so I will add something.

    I like the idea of this, but I am not sure how useful a machine like this is. The viewport is very small [but you can remote X11 in the future, I imagine], you'd have to make your own keyboard/mouse work with the remote, etc.

    That being said, using the iPod as a wearable could be interesting

    1. Re:This is a dupe from a few hours ago by larien · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It depends what you want to run; you could run a useful MP3/OGG player under linux with the buttons doing the appropriate job (volume, forward, back etc) without a keyboard.

      This isn't an attempt to run a normal linux session on some other hardware, so much as getting an open OS onto the iPod to support things like OGG.

    2. Re:This is a dupe from a few hours ago by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      That, and you'll have to carry a stopwatch, since there's no power management. 'Oops, the stopwatch says it's been running for two hours, I'd better put it on the charger.'

      And the lack of firewire support. Well, that's a trivial feature on the iPod, right?

    3. Re:This is a dupe from a few hours ago by damiam · · Score: 1

      It doesn't work NOW. Doesn't mean it won't work in a month or two. Linux already supports HFS, Firewire, power management, and weird input devices. It's only a matter of time before it gets hacked into the iPod.

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  13. ...that's kinda bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Less than 5 hours for a duplicate... and they're on the same page *sigh*

  14. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Y reports that Linux now runs on x. Further information about the project can be found on the Linux on x website. Still lacks features like a, b, and c, but it's still a cool project.

  15. Isn't this a repeat... by zp · · Score: 1

    of the sixth post on this very page?

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  16. Slashdot is getting to be like CNN Headline News by tgd · · Score: 1

    If there isn't interesting news, talk about something thats not interesting. After a half hour, repeat.

  17. Dupe! by EnglishTim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Man, I'm glad I haven't paid for a subscription...

    1. Re:Dupe! by JimDabell · · Score: 1

      I think it's one of the perks of subscribing, isn't it? The subscribers don't get the dupes...

    2. Re:Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do subscribers still get stupid stories about running Linux on x? What is the fucking POINT?

    3. Re:Dupe! by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      I think that subscribers get even more dupes.

      Either that, or stories about the next fancy release almost ready to be released very very very very very soon...

    4. Re:Dupe! by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      Man, I can't belive a throwaway comment like that got modded up to 5... Jeebs.

    5. Re:Dupe! by Strog · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me?

      You would be getting your money's worth here. Twice the discussion for the money.

    6. Re:Dupe! by earthdark · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's their business plan. With subscription, duplicates "tend to" not show up on the front page.

    7. Re:Dupe! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      umm, I subscribe and it shows on mine. Don't me a moron.

    8. Re:Dupe! by xombo · · Score: 1

      I am currently subscribed, I don't know if I am going to renew though. The owener of the site himself doesn't read it, much less would he pay for it.

  18. Hey! This reminds me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hear they've got Linux running on the iPod. I think there's an article on Slashdot...

  19. Cloned by red_dragon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Should we call it Linux on the cloned iPod instead?

    You guys are starting to f'ing suck (instead of just plainly suck). Get a grip!

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  20. Phone Sex by ch-chuck · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    may give you hearing aids.

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  21. Re:Dupe. by bellings · · Score: 1

    Don't you ever read your site, you useless asshat?

    Don't be a tool. Only a useless asshat would waste his time reading a shitty website like slashdot.

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  22. Hey CmdrTaco by NivenHuH · · Score: 1

    Pss... I'll let you in on a little secret... It's called caffeine. Brew some coffee, read some slashdot, repeat until you are well awake/alert. THEN write your next article.. >=)

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  23. So does that mean... by MaestroSartori · · Score: 1

    ...I can run 2 copies at the same time? :)

  24. Re:Dupe. by tsa · · Score: 1

    People that call other people useless asshat or anything else deserve to be modded down into oblivion.

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  25. An idea to end dupes. by gpinzone · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I don't know what the administrator's page looks like, but maybe there should be the following blurb listed every time the mods add a story:

    Important Stuff:

    • Please try to keep stories on topic.
    • Try to reply to posted stories instead of starting new stories.
    • Read other mod's stories before posting your own to avoid simply duplicating what has already been said.
    • Use a clear subject that describes what your story is about.
    • Offtopic, Inflammatory, Inappropriate, Illegal, or Offensive comments might be moderated.

    Well, I don't know what we can do about the last one... Maybe we need a "bitchslap" command on the mods?

    1. Re:An idea to end dupes. by Universal+Nerd · · Score: 1

      That's way to complicated...

      The only way to stop the dupping is for the admins to READ THE F*CKIN' PAGE!

      Jeez, this isn't fun anymore. I think I'll stick to reading The Register - they may be tabloid but they seem to have all the relevant "news for nerds, stuff that matters" articles and don't dup every other article!

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    2. Re:An idea to end dupes. by red_dragon · · Score: 1

      Funny :). What'd you suggest next, -1 Dumbass for duped stories?

      More seriously, here are some of my ideas on how to cope with the dupes:

      • The Submit page should search for other posts in the submissions bin with identical/similar links as the one being posted, and ask the submitter whether it should continue posting or give up. The same should be applied to the backend, prompting the reviewer as to whether it should post the story in the presence of similar previous stories.
      • Similarly, when reviewing a submission, the admin backend should list other submissions with similar links along with the submission currently under review, and allow the reviewer to reject any number of those with a single action.
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    3. Re:An idea to end dupes. by gpinzone · · Score: 1

      Well, that little blurb is put there to magically make all posts on topic and relevant, so it should work the same for mods.

      Kinda like Homer Simpson putting the "Caution" sign next to the trampolene.

  26. THAT'S IT! by EnglishTim · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's it! CmdrTaco is viewing Slashdot on the screen of an iPod running Linux, which is why he never noticed that the story he's about to post was posted a couple of hours ago - the screen is too small to see them!

  27. please read your own site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok... this is actually the first time i've posted a negative message (no one of course knows that as I'm too lazy to create an account...) Anyway... good God man... read your own damn site from time to time. This is getting terrible.

  28. cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, just got done reading the first one, hit f5 and I can read it again for the first time

  29. I don't understand by Achmed+Swaribabu · · Score: 1
    Speaking as businessman, if you look at the number of developes as a finite resource (given) and the number of man hours per day as finite (given) why wouldn't the Linux community work to develop goals that will enable it as a whole to progress (replacement for Exchange server or Office Sute) instead of these trying to make Linux run on any divice with a chip projects.??? This will be no good for linux in long run.

    I hate to beat a dead horse but the lack of community leadership and fragmented community seems to be driving peoples to FreeBSD. My FreeBSD projects are already up 25% this year, all those taking away from Linux.

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  30. 2 articles on Ipod Linux... by llamaluvr · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I can't tell, since the site is slashdotted, but does this mean that there's already 2 Linux distros avialible for the Ipod?

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  31. Needs to be asked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there an iPod emulator out there?

  32. This is INSANE! by patch-rustem · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The dupe problem is getting much worse, not better.. The same story HOURS apart. Arg!

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  33. let's get it over with by caudron · · Score: 0, Redundant

    [insert obligatory duplicate story joke here]

    -Tom

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  34. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Master+Rux · · Score: 1

    My business has been looking for a new terminal server and I think Linux on the iPod might be the answer. I mean just look at those stats. It's the next big thing!

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  35. Re:This is a dupe - let's keep it all OT, ok? by caveat · · Score: 1

    Duuude...staying on topic for even a single reply is just gonna encourage them to post even more dupes - "well, they still discuss the articles, it can't be that bad.." If we make every dupe story nothing more than an endless string of "DUPE" posts and trolls, with not a single tiny shred of redeeming conversation (i.e. nothing more than a total waste of /.'s disk space and bandwidth), *maybe* the ed's will actually take the time to read the last 3 days's stories, all right there on the front page, before they post a dupe.

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  36. Read this: by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    http://slashdot.org/slashdot.rdf

    Now Don't post things which are still in there, At LEAST.

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  37. Super whore... Screen Shots by PHPee · · Score: 1

    Need some karma...
    For those of you too lazy to scroll down the main page of slashdot and read the original post...
    (*cough* CmdrTaco *cough*) :)

    See screen shots here here and here.

  38. hehehe by Mr_Silver · · Score: 1

    For a bunch of really interesting/informative/insightful/funny comments about Linux on an iPod - check out this link :o)

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  39. Other missing features... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Funny

    include support for playing mp3s, using the controls or accessing the screen. But it _does_ run linux.

    In other news, Craftsman is making a new line of hammers made entirely out of wood. No support has been announced for iron or steel heads, either clawed or ball-peen. You can't hammer with them, but they ARE made out of wood.

    This was stupid the first time they posted it, too :).

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    1. Re:Other missing features... by altaic · · Score: 1

      That's simply not true. If you had bothered to look at their documentation, you would have noticed it lists these user tools:

      ==========
      Busybox offers an all-in-one solution to providing many basic binaries such as a shell, file manipulation etc.

      MAD is a MP3 player that does not require a FPU.

      Tremor is an OGG player that does not require a FPU.

      SoX is an audio processing application capable of playing a variety of music formats (.WAV is probably the most interesting here).

      uClibc is a C library for developing embedded Linux systems. Normally this is built as part of the toolchain (and is included with the binaries from uClinux.org).

      Intel's IPP package and IPP MP3 Sample program. Intel's IPP is a highly optimised set of libraries that includes MP3 processing. The sample program seems to work fine under uClinux.
      ==========

      Additionally, it states in the FAQ that mp3s play at 99% realtime, and oggs at 80%. Doesn't support accessing the screen-- what do you think the screen shots of are? The parent is not only not interesting, but it's totally wrong.

      Some moron posts something absurd, so it has to be modded up, eh? This is one of the many reasons /. is beginning to suck.

  40. Re:Dupe. by troc · · Score: 1

    whats an asshat?

    is it something for those cold winter days?

    Troc the eternally perplexed

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  41. Be nice.. by grub · · Score: 1


    Be nice you guys. Yes it's a dupe, but at least they were from different editors. I'm still waiting for that to happen.

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    1. Re:Be nice.. by RyanK · · Score: 1

      hrm, I wonder how many people went off and submitted this story again so that it can be duped three times on the front page.

    2. Re:Be nice.. by pi+radians · · Score: 1

      I had to stop myself.

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  42. Woohooo! by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

    Even tho the stories a dupe, i wont bother posting dupes of comments, so heres some i produced earlier.

  43. In other news... by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

    CmdrTaco is in the running for the role of Jimmy Two-Times for the remake of Goodfellas.

    Film at 11

    and again at 12.

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  44. In other news... by Master+Rux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just read a story related to this on slashdot, that there's Linux on the iPod. I'm off to go post a story on slashdot about the story I just read on slashdot.

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  45. hmm did someone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..mentioned that it's a dupe ? Well..You know...saying it, just in case...Nevermind.

    Perhaps we could imagine a beowulf cluster of...Nevermind.

    Or is it in Soviet Russia that the story....Nevermind.

    Damn, I should try to stop that slashdot addiction.

  46. Imagine a cluster of Slashdot articles.. by jefdiesel · · Score: 1

    Maybe taco's trying to hook all the dupes into some unholy cluster of news stories, all the 'this is a dupe' posts linking back to the other, in an evil bid to control the patent on 'Duplicate Posting'. or he's been replaced by the Google News bots.

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  47. From the WHAT dept.? by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    How about:

    from the now-we're-talking again dept.

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  48. Image a Bewolf Cluster . . . by patch-rustem · · Score: 0

    . . . of these.

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  49. Good news by termos · · Score: 1

    I like that Linux is beeing used on more and more hardware. I even have a TV-encoder which runs Linux 2.2, it acually has a sticker on the side that said that. It is used by Norways largest ISP, so its good to see that Linux is getting a bit more commercialized.

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  50. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

    Good grief, moderators. Where's your sense of humor? I mean, if the poster was trolling about BSD, then you should mod it down. But he was making a joke! I thought it was pretty stinkin' funny, too.

    I don't like to complain about moderation, but this goes to show that everybody should actually read at least some of the post before determining that it fits the "troll template".

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  51. Updated iMacs and eMacs by JHromadka · · Score: 1

    Instead of posting on the same story twice, how about posting about the updated iMacs and eMac price cuts? eMac now starts at $999, and iMac tops out at 1GHz with Airport Extreme and Built-in Bluetooth.

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  52. The story this follows. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it interesting that this follows another news article about "What should I do with my life?"

  53. Oh my god! It's a dupe! by glwtta · · Score: 1
    Quick everyone - look at the front page. Yeah, I didn't believe it at first either, but it's right there four stories earlier!

    Was I the first to catch it? The world needs to know!

    How can they keep insulting us with this irresponsible journalism day after day is beyond me.

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  54. What is really insane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what is really insane is that linking to a site on slashdot makes it impossible to go to the site.

  55. I am waiting for it to happen... by gosand · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    OK, which will happen first - back-to-back duplicate stories, or a story posted twice by the same editor.

    Place your bets...

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  56. For more on this story... by gosand · · Score: 0, Redundant
    See this story. (literally)

    (I hope this gets modded up, and people just keep clicking on it)

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:For more on this story... by gosand · · Score: 1
      See this story. (literally)

      How funny and fitting that my post was modded as redundant, seeing as how I linked to the story that my comment was commenting on (not the previous story). So I guess it was truly redundant.

      --

      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

  57. Re: I don't understand (OT) by jbf · · Score: 1
    Sounds like a troll, but I'll bite.


    It's Open Source. People work on what they want, not what some business wants, or what their manager wants them to work on (for the most part). Not everyone who writes OSS cares about bringing Linux to the masses... maybe they'd just be happy enough to bring it to their iPod.


    If you want to move the Linux community towards your vision of progress, you can donate to projects, work on them, or even hire people to do so. Not everyone has to share your vision... but the beauty of it is that you can have your own.

  58. CmdrTaco officially sucks by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    A dupe within 5 hours?

    And when brought to his attention what does he do? Remove the dupe? Fold the two together? Apologize for being the biggest offender of krunk on /. in recent months?

    Oh... CT Ok it's a dupe. But it's still neat!

    You're right!! It's neat! Please, dupe it more. Let's post this story once every 4 hours! Because it's neat! Hey...how about you dupe all neat stories!

    Somebody's ego has blinded his brain.

    1. Re:CmdrTaco officially sucks by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      BTW, I maintain that any reply to a story that is a dupe should never be considered off-topic. Maybe not even redundant.

      Think about it...you won't see people actually reply with pertinent information to a dupe. A dupe is useless, so are it's replies. It's just a bandwidth-sucking no-op that serves as nothing other than an example of /.'s decline.

  59. Re:Dupe. by SweetAndSourJesus · · Score: 1
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    the strongest word is still the word "free"
  60. Someone Help Taco by fobbman · · Score: 1

    When he went to filter out Katz stories he must have set it so that he's filtering everyone but his own.

    1. Re:Someone Help Taco by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh don't be too hard on him. I'm sure that if anyone can, he'll figure out how to dupe his own.

      Just wait a couple hours and check back.

  61. Deja-vu? by axxackall · · Score: 1
    Yes, deja vu.

    Or the form os slashdot spam?

    --

    Less is more !
  62. aarrrggghhh by BenjyD · · Score: 1

    All the Slashdot editors/writers/bots (whatever they are) have to do is:

    1)Read submissions of stories. A simple keyword comparison could mark likely duplicate stories before they even get delivered to an editor.
    2)Put stories on the front page. Again, a simple keyword check on clicking submit would prevent duplicate stories.

    AAARRRGGGGH. Combined with the increasing delay between something happening and it appearing on Slashdot and decreasing quality of stories, why do I keep coming back here? For the comments I suppose.

  63. You can see it coming, can't you? by barfarf · · Score: 1



    "Wouldn't it be cool if you could run a cluster of these?"

    </obligatory stupid joke>

  64. How to eliminate duplicates... by jea6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here's my suggestion, once an editor notes a duplicate story, change its category to "dupe" then allow users to filter out "dupes" from their pages (haven't seen a JonKatz rant in years...). Or would this get rid of too many ad-views?

    --

    sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    1. Re:How to eliminate duplicates... by Oswald · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that might work. Then again, maybe hiring some editors who weren't trying to do this job
      a. drunk,
      b. from poolside, and
      c. in-between autoerotic fantasies
      might help too. How fucking hard can it be to set up a system to prevent all these dupes?

    2. Re:How to eliminate duplicates... by jea6 · · Score: 1

      Remember the contest for guessing when MIR would come down? I think we should have a contest for when the next duplicate will appear. The winner gets a thinkgeek certificate. Then I could actually look forward to the dupes.

      --

      sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
  65. do you EVER read your own front page?! by mesach · · Score: 1

    the amount of Dups is getting ridiculous

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    moo.
  66. Breaking News! by necrognome · · Score: 1

    Rob "Right Hand" Malda reports that the Linux operating system has been successfully ported to the Apple iPod MP3 music player. For more details, visit sourceforge.net, your place for the latest in open source software.

    In other news: Chris "Left Hand" Nandor reports that the uClinux group has successfully installed the free operating system, Linux, on Apple Computer's iPod music player.

    This message was brought to you by /. "All the news that's fit to replay."

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    Let's get drunk and delete production data!
  67. Another use for Bayesian filters by ediron2 · · Score: 1
    You know, a recent story about who really discovered the telegraph could use this story as compelling evidence. Most stories get rejected by slashdot. On the other hand, some stories' time has come. They burst to the surface and are so new/hip/relevant that multiple editors deem the story noteworthy/newsworthy and slap the 'publish' button. This mirrors how reality works: so many inventions, patents, movies, etc. see similar near-simultaneous 'discoveries.'

    Couldn't a bayesian filter be rigged that would give slashdot's "editors" a tool for avoiding dupes like this?

    Hmm... Tools for tools, thus avoiding dupes from dupes. What next, new news?! Unthinkable, Absurd.

  68. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find sad is that the original post is modded down Then it gets modded up as funny as someone critisises the mods. Well I think the original post is a Troll and should be modded as such.....

  69. wtf?!? by ceranta · · Score: 1

    wholly sh*t. this site is (has become) such a joke.

  70. so? by sporty · · Score: 3, Funny
    CT Ok it's a dupe. But it's still neat!


    Yes, it's neat, but it's still a dupe!
    --

    -
    ping -f 255.255.255.255 # if only

  71. OGG support! by fetto · · Score: 1

    From the FAQ:
    3.3 Is there a OGG player
    The Tremor player is running at about 80% real-time. Apparently an update is on the way so hopefully that will provide some speed-up.

  72. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah....it even has a sig admitting it's a troll. Just cos someone critisised the mods, they all jumped on the bandwagon and modded it up like they were told to. Hey this comment is +5 insightful....

  73. Ipod related... by ZipR · · Score: 1

    I've read on other message boards that the Ipod batteries can't be replaced. Does it mean that the ipod is in fact disposable? Has slashdot ever covered this?

  74. missing brains. by Erris · · Score: 3, Insightful
    include support for playing mp3s, using the controls or accessing the screen. But it _does_ run linux...This was stupid the first time they posted it, too :).

    A man can smile and smile and yet still be a villian. Should we not attribute malice where incompetence will do?

    Can we compare free software to propriatory software elswhere to imagine where this will go?

    Propriatory software:

    • choice of one desktop
    • choice of two file systems
    • hardware becomes useless when drivers are no longer "supported"
    • unilateral EULA which incluce revocation on demand

    Free software

    • several video subsystems and dozens of window managers
    • more than 80 file systems
    • hardware lives forever once a driver is made
    • free is yours to do as you please.

    So what you have is a 10 gigabyte system that you can walk around with running free software. While MP3 is a propriatory format, OGG will work just fine with 10 gigs. What kind of interface does it have? Fire wire? USB? I can imagine all sorts of cool things you can do with that, such as rig any piece of hardware you want to it. The thing that is staring you in the face is that linux was ported to the device in the first place.

    Craftsman is making a new line of hammers made entirely out of wood.

    You are not looking at a wooden hammer in the iron age, you are looking at a V2 in the age of black powder and cannons. While you are busy thinking about busting down walls with projectiles, others are figuring out how to get to Mars.

    --
    DMCA, Hollings, Palladium. What might have sounded like paranoia is now common sense.
    1. Re:missing brains. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have firewire support. It doesn't have power management.

      It may as well only communicate to the user over a serial port.

      "Uh, I pull that VT-100 terminal around on a wagon behind me so I can run a Bash shell session on my iPod."

      heh

    2. Re:missing brains. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Proprietary software
      - it has to work, otherwise you wouldn't pay for it
      - hardware is useless anyway when you desire more performance than it can give
      - EULA - your choice to accept or reject
      - two file systems? I can think of three in windows alone. Likely you're one of those windows haters that decided it was crap at Windows 3.1 and never looked again.

      Free software
      - fragmentation, a million standards to choose from and limited interoperability
      - thousands of half-assed projects by amateurs that never reach completion
      - support only for obsolete hardware
      - free as in mud

      A 10 gigabyte filesystem running free software is utterly useless when it doesn't do anything you want.

      All your literary pretension yet you can't spell "proprietary"!

    3. Re:missing brains. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      you are looking at a V2 in the age of black powder and cannons. While you are busy thinking about busting down walls with projectiles, others are figuring out how to get to Mars.

      No they're not. They're figuring out how to kill the people on the other side of the wall you're cannon-ing down.

      --
      If you can't see the value in jet powered ants you should turn in your nerd card. - Dunbal (464142)
  75. 5 words and 2 mathematical symbols... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    Achmed said:
    why wouldn't the Linux community work to develop goals that will enable it as a whole to progress (replacement for Exchange server or Office Sute) instead of these trying to make Linux run on any divice with a chip projects.?
    In this situation, I think getting linux to "run on any device with a chip" is worth it. Why?

    iPod + Ogg Vorbis = Kick Ass!!

    If Apple won't do it, then let the OSS community hack at it. Either way, we get what we want from this. See the quote in my .sig and see who's eating the core right now. Part of the greatness of open source is the freedom to do what you want with it, whether it benefits the whole community, benefits only yourself, or is purely done for the geek factor. That is the freedom (as in speech) if this software. This may not be good for Linux as a whole in the long run, but it sure is good for those of us who want to use other music formats on our iPods and not have to be subjected to Apple's whim.

    Cheers. :)

    --
    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  76. Wooo! by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alright!! Linux is running on an iPod! This means we can... uh...

  77. I feel sorry... by HogGeek · · Score: 1
    ...for that webmaster!

    /.'d twice in one day...

  78. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Master+Rux · · Score: 1

    How the freak can you troll on a story that's a dupe!? Besides it's more funny than it is s troll.

    --
    IMO the best browser game ever http://wittyrpg.com
  79. All we need is a WIRED magazine URL to complete it by mookoz · · Score: 1

    has wired.com covered it yet?

  80. Semi OT, but... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1

    ... I think the author of Foxtrot reads Slashdot.

    Check out today's (02-04-03) cartoon.

    http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ft/2003/ft030204. gif

    1. Re:Semi OT, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh how i wish i had modpoints just to offtopic everyone .:sigh:.

  81. Read your own site. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You loser.

  82. don't think so by b17bmbr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    George W. Bush: Too stupid to know any better.

    he's a helluva lot smarter than you think. and most likely you too. just because he doesn't buy into that psuedo-scientific crap about global warming, just because he knows the UN is a farce (libya chairs human rights comm., syria chairs security, iran/q co chair disarmament, puh-f***ing-lease), just because we should proceed with a missle defense shield because countries like n. korea might just push a button or two, because he thinks that life (as easily verified by two ultrasounds on my two children can prove) begins in the womb,and that abortion is murder, and just because he thinks that hard working people should keep their income and not have it stolen by the government, and redistributed to lazy mf'ers, doesn't make him stupid.

    disagree with him. fine. attack him, you look like an idiot. and besides, clinton was as smart a POTUS as we've had, and what a piece of shit. no, sadly the left has nothing left but ad hominem attacks. posting anon because it is off topic. ah screw that, i have plenty of karma.

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    My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    1. Re:don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      b17bmbr@attbi.com

      have some spam you right-wing cocksucker. Enjoy the mailing lists I signed you up for :-)

    2. Re:don't think so by b17bmbr · · Score: 1

      real mature. this is the best response you can do. well, i have to get back to work, because i have a job.

      --
      My problem? I was perfectly gruntled, until some numbnuts came by and dissed me.
    3. Re:don't think so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Classic example of intelligent debate on /.

  83. Use something like BugZilla? by skti · · Score: 1

    Maybe implement a system similar to BugZilla, and then use it? Not that it works too well for them...

    --
    "When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won..." ~ Mohandas K. Gandhi
  84. DMCA by judzillah · · Score: 1

    Is it possible for apple to bring some sort of DMCA related charges to this project? Not that I think this would happen, but is it possible since they mention that the iPod's architecture is closed sourced?

  85. A shame not to use the MP3 hardware by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Kind of stupid to use a software mp3 player when somewhere there is a chip that plays an mp3 directly. Must get a horrible battery life with MAD. Still, there are interesting uses for 10G drive and firewire port.

    iRIP - connect directly to a firewire CD drive and siphon off the tracks

    iBurn - well

    iSwap - connect to another iPOD and synchronize music collections.

  86. GBA has the same CPU that the iPod by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The GBA (Game Boy Advance) has exactly the same CPU that the iPod: an ARM7TDMI @ 16.78 MHz. Moreover the GBA developpers community is quite active and the architecture of the console is well documented. However linux has not yet been ported to this game console... I predict the ipodlinux project will spawn the gbalinux project :-)

  87. I think I get it now. by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

    The reason this story was posted to the front page twice is that people like me, who have all the (Apple) topics blocked from view (this is supposed to be a geek/hacker website, for gods sake!) will still see news about it. I scrolled down the front page and no, I didn't see the first posting of the story.

    (I know, mod this to flamebait. Anything that picks on Apple should be marked flamebait because Apple zealots are such little torchboys.)

  88. Do when do we... by TechnoWeenie · · Score: 1

    get the opportunity to moderate frontpage stories...

    -1 Redundant

  89. (ot) I HEREBY OFFER MY SERVICES TO SLASHDOT by raygundan · · Score: 1

    For the reasonable fee of $10 per story, I am offering my services to the editors of /. as a proofreader and duplicate checker. Additionally, I will assist if necessary (at a negotiable hourly rate) in adding code to automatically send the article blurbs to my wireless device. I am unable to proofread overnight, so that will have to be covered by another shift, or written off as "happy slashdot error time."

    I cannot guarantee 100% error correction, but I will stake my job on significantly decreased rates of grammar and spelling mistakes, and far fewer dupes.

    I would also like a T-shirt that says "I work for slashdot".

    Please, for the sake of your readers, hire me. I want to help!

  90. WTF? by alexburke · · Score: 1

    WTF good is Linux on the iPod without 1394 support?

    That's like Windows not having Ethernet support.

    Hello?! *sigh*

    1. Re:WTF? by Tucan · · Score: 1

      Won't this work?

    2. Re:WTF? by jcr · · Score: 1

      WTF good is Linux on the iPod without 1394 support?

      Good question. Of course, one could also ask what good *anything* is on the iPod without Firewire support.

      If they had IP over Firewire running on this linux port, then it might get interesting. It would be amusing to log into my iPod from my Mac.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  91. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Ponty · · Score: 1

    It ain't insightful, but it is funny. There's no requirement that a troll can't be funny or insightful. I think it's funny. It's a troll that's also a finger pointing and laughing at both trolls and the bandwagon crowd. Kudos to the poster.

  92. pure computing horsepower by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it's possible to run TCP/IP over FireWire...

    imagine a Beowulf cluster of these things.

  93. Dupe regression by BACPro · · Score: 1

    I am waiting for the day the Taco not only posts the dupe, but the original as well.

  94. WE HAVE A DUPE WINNER by joe_bruin · · Score: 1

    congratulations to "An anonymous reader", today's dupe story winner. This dedicated anon was able to get a duplicate of the story while the original was on the front page. excellent work. next time, try to submit the story as a registered user so that you can take credit for the dupe.

    today's dupe loser is CmdrTaco. i don't blame ya, taco. if my company was acquired for what is now probably 3 dollars' worth of stock options, i wouldn't give a fuck either.

    want MORE dupes on slashdot?

    1. Re:WE HAVE A DUPE WINNER by PerryMason · · Score: 1

      ...but why don't people ask for actual money when selling?

      2 reasons my friend.

      1) Cause money costs the purchaser a lot whereas stock options cost them jack-shit. They simply dilute the value of every other shareholder.

      2) Because stock options cost the purchaser a lot less than actual cash, the seller can ask for a lot more. 1 million in cash is really a lot more to ask for than 1 million in stock options.

      That being said, in a strong bull market (like the late 90s when tech stocks were so hilariously overvalued) a million in stock options might be worth 2 million a couple of weeks later. You just need to know when to sell.

      --
      "I'm tired of all this 'Aren't humanity great' bullshit. We're a virus with shoes" - Bill Hicks
  95. I got Linux to run on my Atari 2600 by t0ny · · Score: 1
    come on, its a linux story AND an Atari 2600 story. All I need is an anti-Microsoft line, and its sure to make the front page.

    and the beauty of Slashdot is that none of it even has to be true!

    --

    Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

  96. facist christian right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is wrong... marching in lockstep to hell, fella. I just hope the gates are open when you get there, as we'd hate for you to have to wait to get in. May you come back as a woman, become pregnant by rape and fall into the hands of an incompetent abortionist.

  97. Is Taco using a Mac? by Denver_80203 · · Score: 1

    Must be... only answer to the dup. Mac user's rarely care about content... it's all the package.

  98. the slashdot effect by middle · · Score: 1


    funny to see how this guy mocks the slashdot effect with two lines :

    Monday 4th Feb 2003

    * Thanks for visiting slashdotters!




    of course, he is under the sourceforge effect ;o)

    1. Re:the slashdot effect by Squidgee · · Score: 1

      Or "Sourceforge shield".

  99. Next stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux on the toothbrush. The Gillette Company and Red Hat Inc. have announced a partnership to bring Linux to the Oral-B and Braun product lines. The first planned release will be the Braun Oral-B Penguin 3D Excel. It will feature a 1" LCD with two USB ports on the base of the toothbrush for peripherals, and be based on Red Hat 7.2. The machine will be based on the Crusoe TM5800 processor using 32MB of ram. Gillette and Red Hat are hoping this will launch Linux into the realm of the personal hygiene market. The next products will be the Braun Syncro Penguin EX. It will be built upon the same platform as the Penguin 3D Excel but will also feature bluetooth support and 802.11B wireless for communication over your home network for software updates.

  100. Dupe?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And WE get modded as redundant....

    Sheesh

  101. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like to complain about moderation, but this goes to show that everybody should actually read at least some of the post before determining that it fits the "troll template".

    But, dude. It's LITERALLY a template. The find and replace just looked for "\*BSD" I bet. Didn't even replace FreeBSD. It's a copy-paste job. Not funny. We've seen it before. Wtf does theo have to do with ipods? or linux? And walnut creek?!

    Uncreative trolls suck ass. In my day, we used to write our own trolls. You kids these days, with your prewritten trolls.... It's fukcing sad, thats what it is.

  102. Re:Dupe. by tsa · · Score: 1

    It works! You got modded to oblivion!

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    -- Cheers!

  103. Great... by eluusive · · Score: 1

    Now comes the story about the 3000 iPod beowolf cluster...

  104. All these comments are freaking dupes, too by __aaanwh8370 · · Score: 1

    You'd think all the people clammoring "It's a dupe!" would realize that there are already 40 other comments saying just that...

    Oh, the irony of it all...

  105. CmdrFuckwit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop wasting my time CmdrFlogNuts and fuckin read your own site for a change and
    STOP POSTING DUPES!

    dickhed.

  106. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by JordanH · · Score: 1
    • My business has been looking for a new terminal server and I think Linux on the iPod might be the answer. I mean just look at those stats. It's the next big thing!

    Yeah! Look at the mindshare Linux on the iPod is gaining... Two stories in one day on /. about it!

  107. Re:Netcraft Confirms : "Linux on the iPod" Is Dyin by Muad · · Score: 1

    Mark V. Shaney ?

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    --- "I didn't think anyone would understand it" -Prof. Bob Muller
  108. Trivial or Not? by Cnik70 · · Score: 1

    It may seem trivial, but the idea of being able to load Linux on various devices ultimatly makes sense. Just recently on /. an article was posted about IBM considering Linux as a replacement to AIX. Now just consider many different devices running various configurations of what is essentially the same core IO kernel.... imagine how easily it will be to connect Mainframes to PC's, PC's to iPod's, IPod's to your car's diagnostics computer, etc.... Yes, it may seem a bit quirky right now, but it's little steps like this which eventually add up to one large step which makes data become easier and easier to transfer and share from one place to another.

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    -Cnik
  109. Slashdot effect by FIT_Entry1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what sort of effect duplicate articles have on the Slashdot Effect? I'm looking forward to that essay.

    1. Re:Slashdot effect by Cnik70 · · Score: 1

      The essay will be posted twice :)

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      -Cnik
  110. Why?! by DasAlbatross · · Score: 1

    Yet another in a long line of projects designed to ruin something by slapping Linux on it. Now you too can go from XBox to paperweight with one simple install!

  111. Possible Uses by JjCale · · Score: 1

    There's plenty of possibilities for added functionality for the iPod, some i'd like to see are: Couple of things I can suggest: - Space Invaders- that scroll wheel is a perfect input device for more games. - use of firewire to connect ipod to Playstation 2's i.link port. Hard drive and use in conjuction with Playstation DIVX player. Also could be used with Playstation Linux - Finally, with an mplayer port and a hacked firewire cable that could give video out (or audio and video through the audio out) you would have a mean DIVX player. Hook it up to any tv or monitor and enjoy 20gigs of movies!

  112. Linux on iPod... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the worlds first iPod cluster successfully running in my basement.

  113. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    When the Apple IIc was introduced, the informative copy led off with a couple
    of asterisked sentences:

    It weighs less than 8 pounds.*
    And costs less than $1,300.**

    In tiny type were these "fuller explanations":

    * Don't asterisks make you suspicious as all get out? Well, all
    this means is that the IIc alone weights 7.5 pounds. The power
    pack, monitor, an extra disk drive, a printer and several bricks
    will make the IIc weigh more. Our lawyers were concerned that you
    might not be able to figure this out for yourself.

    ** The FTC is concerned about price fixing. You can pay more if
    you really want to. Or less.
    -- Forbes

    - this post brought to you by the Automated Last Post Generator...