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  1. Re:Little Suzy. on Newest Job Qualification — A Good Credit History · · Score: 1

    Better put on your tinfoil hat, I think the CIA's brain control waves are starting to affect you again.

    Is that a black helicopter?

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  2. Re:Magnet! on Cheap Bulk Eraser for Hard Disks? · · Score: 1
    The military doesn't think so.

    There's
    ...
    Degaussing (MilStd 5200 28-M)


    I thought degaussing was accomplished via exposure to an oscillating magnetic field.

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  3. Re:Simcity on Vaporizing Garbage to Create Electricity · · Score: 1

    Rats, you beat me to it! Another example of video games predicting the future.

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  4. Re:The decline after founders leave on HP Witch Hunt Also Targeted Reporter's Father · · Score: 1

    Like the GP says, perhaps without the original driving force behind the success, the company will 'turn to crap'. In the case of Microsoft and the ethos behind their market success, that could mean that they'll stop their creativity-stifling, monopolistic business practices.

    And then I woke up.

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  5. Re:Lying or incompetent? It is an OR on HP Witch Hunt Also Targeted Reporter's Father · · Score: 1
    Hmm, it is interesting that someone on slashdot thinks truth tables are 'funny'.

    You mean interesting as in sad, right?

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  6. Re:Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: 1

    It wasn't 2 hours of gay jokes. Yes, there were a lot of gay jokes, yes, but there were plenty of jokes about Trekkies, TJ Hooker, Shatner's singing career, Mel Gibson, and masturbating to that Farrah Fawcett poster. And no, it wasn't all funny (especially whenever Farrah Fawcett opened her mouth -- she's gone and partied herself simple), but I did enjoy it as a whole, and laughed at most of it. If you thought it was so awful, why did you spend two hours watching it?

    And I assumed Farrah was there because she is friends with Shatner, but I could be wrong.

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  7. Re:FIST SPORT! on Sam and Max Hit the GameTap · · Score: 1

    I take it that you have used GameTap then? Is there a problem with the service, and if so, what are your complaints? Or are you just trolling? I've seen the ads on TV for GameTap, and was thinking about checking it out, so I'd like to know if there are compelling reasons to not use it.

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  8. Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner on The 40th Anniversary of Star Trek · · Score: 1

    Did anyone catch the roast on Comedy Central? It was hilarious, and even had some music by Warp 11, that Star Trek tribute band that was in the movie Trekkies 2 (great band!). Plus tons of obligatory homosexual jokes because George Takei was there. Funny stuff, check it out if you get a chance.

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  9. Re:An example on Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP · · Score: 1

    He lost the vote, and the election was undecided. He is a court-appointed president.

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  10. One to two years? on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 1

    Kind of a long commitment, especially considering that Hawking has ALS and could croak at any time -- the fact that he has been living with a disease that kills 95% of its sufferers within 5 years of diagnosis for 45 years vastly increases the chance of him dying at any moment.

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  11. Re:An example on Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP · · Score: 4, Insightful
    (since 2003, yes I voted for the retard in 2000)

    We forgive you. Maybe if he had been elected we could blame you, but he wasn't, so we can't.

    You Bush apologists crack me up. A damned blowjob does not equal a half trillion dollar war ... Martyr? Maybe in the eyes of the Pat Robertson double-digit IQ brigade

    Those are exactly the uneducated, unable to think for themselves, repressed people who DO think that a blowjob is worse than our children dying in Iraq for a lie.

    anybody with a moderate level of critical reasoning ability is going to see him as one of the worst presidents in this country's history.

    Unfortunately, there don't seem to be enough of us left anymore. Certainly not enough to make the needed difference. Only with hindsight will history be able to judge GWB, and the verdict will not be favorable.

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  12. Re:An example on Boardroom Spying Debacle at HP · · Score: 1

    Allow me to quote the bumper sticker: "When Clinton lied, no one died."

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  13. Re:Thanks, Zonk, for bringing this to our attentio on The Beautiful Chaos of 1,000 Trackmania Racers · · Score: 1

    Two words: natural selection.

    Three more words: deal with it.

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  14. Re:Thanks, Zonk, for bringing this to our attentio on The Beautiful Chaos of 1,000 Trackmania Racers · · Score: 1

    The cool thing about Rendezvous is that the director just slapped a camera on the side of his car (a V-12 powered Ferrari) and took off through the streets of Paris. No permits, no closed streets, just the real deal -- the near misses are for real. The game video was pretty neat, too!

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  15. Re:I'm Curious... on Madden 07 Earns $100 Million in First Week Sales · · Score: 1

    Personally, I am not a big fan of football. This could be in part due to the fans, who seems exceptionally boorish and idiotic compared to those of other sports (excepting hockey). If you judge by my in-laws, it looks like a sport that you need a sub-100 IQ and a case of domestic beer to enjoy.

    I do like playing the Madden games, and I liked the NFL2K series too -- it's a fun game to play on a console, but I don't really consider it a sport -- the 'athletes' play one game a week, a play typically lasts for 10 seconds or less with a minute or more between plays, most of the players are just pituitary disorders with pads, and NFL games are really just media events, not competitive matches.

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  16. Is this so hard to believe? on Microsoft Attempts to Quash OSS Recommendations · · Score: 1

    I am not shocked. Of course a company would want to protect its interests, and for Microsoft that means maintaining the status quo of expensive, proprietary software. Naturally, I didn't read the article, but if they used underhanded or even (gasp!) illegal tactics, I wouldn't be surprised. This is Microsoft we're talking about, after all.

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  17. Re:ted stevens? on Diebold Flops in Alaska · · Score: 3, Informative

    The only thing that will effect Teddy Bear's chances of re-election will be death. The Democrats here in Alaska sometimes don't even bother running an opponent because there is literally no way Ted will be ousted -- he's done too much for the economy here, what with having been the (now former) head of the Senate Approprations Committee for 6 years. Sure, he's in bed with the oil industry, but if it wasn't for the oil industry, Alaska wouldn't be where it is today.

    Interesting factoid: Uncle Ted is now the longest serving senator, making him president pro tempore. In other words, he is only two heartbeats away from being our president (of tubes)!

  18. Re:Euphemisms on The World's First 3D Gaming Mouse · · Score: 1

    "Computer whacker" is one of my faves.

  19. Re:Crucification is a word? on New Griefer Punishment - Crucification · · Score: 1

    *innernets

  20. Re:Good on New Griefer Punishment - Crucification · · Score: 1

    See what happens when you don't follow the tenets of Christianism?

  21. Re:Help, I've got Blisters on Me Fingers! on Exploring The 360's Crashing and Heat · · Score: 0

    c. having a totally useless xBox360 better used as a paperweight.

    Not that that is any different than before throwing it in the water. I'm glad I saved $500 by not buying the Paperweight360.

    --
    Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

  22. Re:Resume Entry on Making A Living In Second Life · · Score: 5, Funny

    And working the drivethru at McDonalds is "sales and marketing for a Fortune 500 company." Sounds a lot better, and isn't even a lie!

  23. Re:They need help because -- on Mainstream Press Still Needs Help With Games · · Score: 1

    Call it phlogiston envy.

  24. Re:overpriced on eBay on Nintendo's New Look · · Score: 1

    Overpriced? High reserve? What eBay are you looking at? I actually took the time to look at several of the auctions, and probably 70% of them had no reserve.

  25. Re:Been there, done that, this worries me! on Nissan and Microsoft Create Videogame Car · · Score: 1

    Volvo lost their reputation as soon as Ford acquired them.