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YOU+FAIL+IT!'s activity in the archive.

Stories: 0
Comments: 189
First seen: 2002-11-08
Last seen: 2006-06-01
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Comments · 189

YOU FAIL IT! on Mozilla Firefox 1.5.0.4 Released · 2006-06-01 21:28 · Score: -1

Not fast enough! It looks like your plan to get the first post was riddled with more holes than Firefox (Just look at that changelog!)
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YOU FAIL IT! on Closed Source -> Charges Dismissed? · 2005-06-05 23:47 · Score: -1

Cases like this will not get YOU off charges of being a blatant FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on UK Officially The Most Hacked Country · 2005-03-22 03:50 · Score: -1

The UK may be the most hacked, but you are the biggest FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on New Orbitz Terms Prohibit Inbound Deep Linking · 2005-02-14 01:45 · Score: -1

The new Orbitz terms prohibited your first post! That makes you a FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Microsoft Posts Record Earnings · 2005-01-28 01:58 · Score: -1

... and let me guess, a vulnerability in your browser is the reason you are a FAILURE?
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YOU FAIL IT! on Homemade Hypercube Case · 2004-12-26 11:52 · Score: -1, Offtopic

You, on the other hand, are a hyperFAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Three Books On The iPod · 2004-12-01 07:13 · Score: -1

You are a FAILURE! I'm going to buy those three books on the iPod... and throw them at your head! Cowboys like you dont deserve the first post!
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Re:First on Fanless Media Center Box · 2004-11-29 12:28 · Score: -1

You must have been posting from a digital FAILURE box rather than a media box!
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YOU FAIL IT! on The GIMP Gets Ready for 2.2 · 2004-11-21 00:23 · Score: 0

While the Gimp was getting reading to reach 2.2, I see you were getting ready to become a FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Philips, ARM Collaborate On Asynchronous CPU · 2004-11-01 22:36 · Score: -1

The real first post was two minutes before yours! I guess you are a clockless FAILURE!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Mozilla Releases Firefox 1.0 RC1 · 2004-10-28 00:39 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! I guess that makes you a FAILUREFOX!
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Correction on Should SETI Be Looking For Lasers Instead? · 2004-08-09 21:29 · Score: -1, Funny

The message actually reads:

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YOU FAIL IT! on New WordPerfect Releases Reviewed · 2004-04-29 03:15 · Score: -1, Troll

I have conducted an extensive review of your attempted first post. Here is the summary:
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Re:fp hahah on How To Catch A Scammer/Spammer · 2004-04-05 07:02 · Score: -1

You may not be a scammer/spammer, but you are a FAILURE! And I have caught you!
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YOU FAIL IT! on GNOME 2.6 Reviewed · 2004-03-29 04:26 · Score: -1

My review of your first post is thus:
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YOU FAIL IT! on How Not To Sell Linux Products · 2004-03-16 15:54 · Score: -1

What you appear to be demonstrating is how NOT to get the first post! Infact, you seem to be demonstrating how to FAIL IT!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Hack Your Car · 2004-02-13 13:01 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! I wish I could hack my car's chip to make it more efficient, for when I go out driving and run down FAILURES like you!!!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Second Hypersonic X43 Scramjet Ready for Testing · 2004-02-01 14:56 · Score: -1

I have finished my final tests of YOU and concluded this:
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YOU FAIL IT! on Weird Presents Anyone? · 2003-12-25 14:42 · Score: -1

I think you should take your "first post" back to the shop, it appears to be defective!
Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on J2EE Security · 2003-12-22 06:03 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! Hey, nice domain, maybe you should get a new, more appropriate one, like: lotas-complete-and-utter-FAILURE.net!
P.S. Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Narnia to be Created in New Zealand · 2003-12-20 03:42 · Score: -1

This is not the first post! You didnt sacrifice enough lions!
P.S. Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Update on Alan Cox's Sabbatical · 2003-12-20 03:32 · Score: -1

This is not the second post! Perhaps you should take a sabbatical too.. forever.. of the "hanging from a tree" type..
P.S. Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Fedora Core 2 Schedule Up · 2003-12-18 12:04 · Score: -1

You are a FAILURE, "bratgrrl"! "Karma whore"? "Failure Whore" more like!
P.S. Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Microsoft Releases Changelist for Upcoming XP SP2 · 2003-12-18 04:49 · Score: -1

Microsoft may have released their changelist, but some things never change: for example, you being a FAILURE! This is not the first post, "capeman". You are nothing but a pathetic FAILURE of a poster.
PS. Merry Christmas!
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YOU FAIL IT! on Spidering Hacks · 2003-12-16 07:29 · Score: -1

You are nothing but a 56k FAILURE!
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