Ofcourse I didn't notice. I don't usualy pass by the Opera House when I go to work. Unless ofcourse I mistakenly take the plane to Australia instead of the bus again. But that hasn't happend this month so that's why I haven't noticed the pink light.
Maybe we could learn how to control gravity if we learn more about what causes it... gravitons?
I see a whole lot of opportunity in this. Especialy in the practical joke departement.
Just picture one of those outdoor contruction yard toilet box things. Attach a grav-manipulator to it, wait until someone gets in and switch on. Just picture the look on his face when he steps out and finds himself floating in outer space. Now that would be hilarious.
Now you mentioned it. I think it's urgent that we start raising money for this research. Clearly a great part of the American population is affected by some weird brain malfunction. So stop sending money to cure aids or hunger and help in finding a cure before the next election. Otherwise who knows how many hours of therapy it will take before the human race gets its self respect back.
Perhaps something like that could be leveraged on the General Administrative side of the budget - say, a Microsoft-sponsored computer science class? Nobody here would object to that, right?
Why MS? There are plenty of bussinesses in each city and some of those would be willing to aid. For example, a company replaces its computers and the old ones get donated to a local school. For many bussinesses these are machines not much older than 3 to 4 years. Those are perfect for a whole lot of classes. Pretty much all software is freely available, either through open source or through donations.
It doesn't hurt to try ofcourse, but I suppose MS will get a whole lot of request for free computer classes and their budget is pretty limited for such expenses. On the other hand local companies benefit from such donation through advertisement and tax reductions. It's business. They give you something and you give them something. Advertisement and tax-reduction instead of having to pay for disposal of old hardware is always intresting.
Seriously, is price, or monutary value, the only value of software? A tool that costs nothing, but saves you houres of work, doesn't that have a great value?
I would have picked piranas and crocodiles. The bluegills just let you know the water is poisend after which you have the large expence of finding and trialing the terrorist. My system makes it very easy: The terrorist are the little pieces of pirana feces floating in the water. Or the guy stuck in the tree above the crocodiles. Either way we save at lot of money.
How about my solution: a collection of servers spread out acros the world, all hosting a program that let you download a random goatse.cx picture. Ofcourse this file would be modifed to prevent it from automaticly being removed from logs. Then run a program that downloads such a picture from a random server several times each day using HTTP, deleting it afterwarts. Now let them keep an eye on those logs!
Who would have thought the Goatse.cx-guy would come to our privancy's rescue?
I don't know about you, but I don't call 90Db silent. A silenced weapon does not sound like it does in a Hollywood film. There is only so much you can do to reduce the shockwave of the expanding gass from the barrel. Also the bullet either moves fast, loudly and powerfull or slow, more silent and weak. Physics can be a pain in the ass.
I have some very bad news to tell you. So sit down for a moment and ignore the SWAT-team for a moment that's breaking down your door and open a window to let the tear gas out.
You see, AOL made a little oops. I know, those hand cuffs are a bid uncomfortable. They accidently released a few search logs. Hmm, these police car seats are pretty comfortable. So some people might have gotten some information on what you were looking for on the internet. You're supposed to push you thump in the inkt and then on the paper. But I'm sure this isn't going to affect your life negatively at all. Hmm, that cellmate seems to have a liking for you. So I suppose you don't hold this little slip-up against us and aren't going to give up your subscription, are you?
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Which is probably why the stock is at $0.38 and headed down.
I wonder what would happen if we all bought one? I guess we all could spare 38 cent. Would we save the company or would we provide the CEO with a nice beach house?
(I know, you'll have to pay a lot of money to handle the deal and they probably don't sell these one at a time. But ignoring that for sake of the argument.)
First four? You mean there are more? Get real. I would have seen those by now, wouldn't I? Next you're going to say there are more punctuation than the dot and more numbers than 5.
Actually that's not an issue. There is only one laptop that can run Vista. It's one specialy designed for this. The speakers and sound system are replaced by extra HDs, extra memory and extra processors to be able to run Vista at a comfortably 10fps (may drop to 2fps when user moves mouse). The laptop will weight around 25Kg, and come with a 400V 3-phase power connector. The battery will be released later. Probably a few years after the first fusion powerplant comes online. First version will be released with a 50l liquid nitrogen bottle for cooling. A later update will come with the new Windtunnel-on-a-chip technology, which will cool the system and allows the user to fly using the air pressure.
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While it's not exactly portable, it's not that big really. Now excuse me, I have a negotiation with Coka Cola about burning their logo on the moon.
Ofcourse I didn't notice. I don't usualy pass by the Opera House when I go to work. Unless ofcourse I mistakenly take the plane to Australia instead of the bus again. But that hasn't happend this month so that's why I haven't noticed the pink light.
Just picture one of those outdoor contruction yard toilet box things. Attach a grav-manipulator to it, wait until someone gets in and switch on. Just picture the look on his face when he steps out and finds himself floating in outer space. Now that would be hilarious.
The correct term is space Freight Elevator. Secondly they can go a lot faster.
Now you mentioned it. I think it's urgent that we start raising money for this research. Clearly a great part of the American population is affected by some weird brain malfunction. So stop sending money to cure aids or hunger and help in finding a cure before the next election. Otherwise who knows how many hours of therapy it will take before the human race gets its self respect back.
I would have said format & install linux. But I suppose other people, other preferences :-/
Great, why doesn't this stuff ever happen on a saturday...
As long as they don't replace his heart by a potatoe he'll be fine.
It doesn't hurt to try ofcourse, but I suppose MS will get a whole lot of request for free computer classes and their budget is pretty limited for such expenses. On the other hand local companies benefit from such donation through advertisement and tax reductions. It's business. They give you something and you give them something. Advertisement and tax-reduction instead of having to pay for disposal of old hardware is always intresting.
Air is free too...
Seriously, is price, or monutary value, the only value of software? A tool that costs nothing, but saves you houres of work, doesn't that have a great value?
ductape.
Because the warez version will have all the good parts, none of the bad parts and is provided to you at the real value of the software.
I would have picked piranas and crocodiles. The bluegills just let you know the water is poisend after which you have the large expence of finding and trialing the terrorist. My system makes it very easy: The terrorist are the little pieces of pirana feces floating in the water. Or the guy stuck in the tree above the crocodiles. Either way we save at lot of money.
Well, they do say people taste like chicken, so I see a problem solving itself. That giant mousetrap is going to be usefull after all!
school till 25, work till 85. retirement till sun blows up. Call me strange but that sound pretty good to me.
note: assuming sun does not blow up within the next 4 billion years.
How about my solution: a collection of servers spread out acros the world, all hosting a program that let you download a random goatse.cx picture. Ofcourse this file would be modifed to prevent it from automaticly being removed from logs. Then run a program that downloads such a picture from a random server several times each day using HTTP, deleting it afterwarts. Now let them keep an eye on those logs!
Who would have thought the Goatse.cx-guy would come to our privancy's rescue?
But you could still use a crossbow.
And ofcourse you shouldn't give the URL to anybody right? Especialy not mail it to me right? ;-) ;-) ;-)
I have some very bad news to tell you. So sit down for a moment and ignore the SWAT-team for a moment that's breaking down your door and open a window to let the tear gas out.
You see, AOL made a little oops. I know, those hand cuffs are a bid uncomfortable. They accidently released a few search logs. Hmm, these police car seats are pretty comfortable. So some people might have gotten some information on what you were looking for on the internet. You're supposed to push you thump in the inkt and then on the paper. But I'm sure this isn't going to affect your life negatively at all. Hmm, that cellmate seems to have a liking for you. So I suppose you don't hold this little slip-up against us and aren't going to give up your subscription, are you?
God just tries to take credit for what the Flying Spaggetti Monster did. Don't aid in this unholyness.
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(I know, you'll have to pay a lot of money to handle the deal and they probably don't sell these one at a time. But ignoring that for sake of the argument.)
First four? You mean there are more? Get real. I would have seen those by now, wouldn't I? Next you're going to say there are more punctuation than the dot and more numbers than 5.
Actually that's not an issue. There is only one laptop that can run Vista. It's one specialy designed for this. The speakers and sound system are replaced by extra HDs, extra memory and extra processors to be able to run Vista at a comfortably 10fps (may drop to 2fps when user moves mouse). The laptop will weight around 25Kg, and come with a 400V 3-phase power connector. The battery will be released later. Probably a few years after the first fusion powerplant comes online. First version will be released with a 50l liquid nitrogen bottle for cooling. A later update will come with the new Windtunnel-on-a-chip technology, which will cool the system and allows the user to fly using the air pressure.