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  1. Re:The idea of disposable robots is better... on Soldiers Bond With Bots, Take Them Fishing · · Score: 1

    A whole lot less noise?

  2. Re:Wrong on Boredom Drives Open-Source Developers? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I would say that slashdot stand to boredom as a black hole stands to matter. So highly concentrated it distorts reality.

  3. Re:How do you say... on Conservative Sarkozy Wins Presidency of France · · Score: 1

    How do you say 'Thank you, Diebold' in French?
    easy: 'merci, en trichant les bâtards'
  4. Re:And now on Conservative Sarkozy Wins Presidency of France · · Score: 1

    So by your logic 53% of the french voted against Royal. Now what did she did wrong to be hated by so many people?
    IMO those who voted for Sarkozy are the people who want a stable society, one in which you wake up and can drive to work without first extinguising your car.
    The problem with France and many other European countries is their obsession with multiculturual society. Some how people believe you can trow together different cultures and everything will be all milk and honey and that considering they can't even get supporters of 2 different soccer teams to share a street.

  5. Re:electricity + table on A Tablecloth to Charge Your Laptop · · Score: 1

    First table cloth, then pants. Now don't go and complain about having to plug in your pants!

  6. Re:Understood... on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 1

    Citizen Neoform! We, the State, have found no evidence you have commited any kind of criminal activity. We therefor put you under arrest for destroying legal evidence and refusing to cooperate. You are hereby sentence to 4 year of reeducation.

  7. Re:Understood... on Student Arrested for Making Videogame Map of School · · Score: 1

    A few, no, actually a lot of years ago I was working on a Duke3D map of my high school. This was quite a big school and when I had pretty much the whole building in it (think large city block, multiple building with 3 floors) and was working on the surrounding street, the map got corrupt. That day I learned the value of versioning...

  8. Re:Written constitution and bill of rights. on Lip-Reading Surveillance Cameras · · Score: 1

    If you figured out how to do a revolution where the revolutionist don't have to leave their sofas, then I guess we would be reaching critical mass before supper tomorrow.

  9. Re:What a great company Sony is! on More Battery Problems for Sony · · Score: 1

    They used to come over and cut off your balls if you messed with the maffia, now these days they send rigged laptops that burn them off.

  10. Re:Great job, PC Mag. on More Battery Problems for Sony · · Score: 2, Funny

    The proper way is to convince someone to pee on the fire while you film it from a save distance.

  11. Re:I intend... on Star Trek Shields Now a Possibility? · · Score: 1

    I've build a warp drive. I mounted it on a model airplane and took it for a ride. Worked perfectly for a second then I lost radio connection. I guess I should have used a subspace radio remote control rather than the one that came with the plane.

  12. Re:Just Like The M16 on U.S. Soldiers Hate New High-Tech Gear · · Score: 1

    I'd prefer they hold their guns properly and reduce the population of criminals.
    I prefere the mass production and free distribution of bomerang (sp?) bullets.
  13. Re:Already exist? on "Smart Dust" to Explore Planets · · Score: 1

    It means we can make chips that can monitor you and transmit their findings that are so tiny you can't see them with the naked eye. So when you find hundreds of batteries, seemingly connected to thin air, in your house, you might be being monitored.

  14. Re:Discipline on Discipline in Open Source Projects? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My group uses ball-cutters and this works in 99 out of a 100 cases. That one case happend to be a woman. Which was a kind of painfull moment. You see, we came busting in through the door, yelling "you bastard did dare to use the wrong kind of indentation style, we're going to cut off your balls and see what style you're going to like then!" when we happen to notice that 1337chk did happen to be a real woman. The following silence was kind of unpleasant and we like to forget about that.

  15. Re:So when is the next step when.. on Talking CCTV to Scold Offenders in UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dart guns? Nah! You know those guns that shoot out a net? Now that would be so much cooler. And add a target laser. Oh, and make it a gattling gun type of gun. Just picture this:

    Pedestrian litters.
    Camera gives warning.
    Pedestrian ignores camera.
    -Sound of gattling gun reaching operation speed-
    Camera give last warning.
    Pedestrian starts to run away, fearing for his life.
    Camera shoots net and captures pedestrian.

    I can't wait to see the Youtube movies!

  16. Re:Raises some interesting questions on Hardware Implants Mimic Brain Cells · · Score: 1

    Yes, but only on a friday. This might be a tough one to understand, but give it a try.

  17. Re:What's with cheating anyway? on Is The Term Paper Dead? · · Score: 1

    Damn, now everybody knows how I got a master degree in nuclear computer nanobiology.

  18. Re:Wait, what? on Miyamoto Gives Advice to Game Design Hopefuls · · Score: 2

    You are. I can't pick you in the "new game" menu. As a matter of fact I can't even find the "new game" menu on this outdoor game. Nor any other menu, so the UI is pretty bad on that part. However the game itself plays very smooth. Not to mention the Force Feedback. When I pushed the tough looking guy, it really felt like pushing him. And his reaction showed damn good AI and it really felt like being beating up. Amazing!
    But I don't think this game will be around for much longer. I've found nudity and even hard core sex at several places and they weren't very well hidden either. Guess we've got another Hot coffee episode coming up.

  19. Re:Sigh. on X Prize For a 100-MPG Car · · Score: 1

    I don't know. Try re-reading it with the -wall parameter set.

  20. Re:No reason to leave on Creating A Virtual Office? · · Score: 1

    Now there's absolutely no reason to leave your house...
    oke then where is the online put-the-garbage-can-outside service?
  21. Re:possible explanation on Gifted Children Find Heavy Metal Comforting · · Score: 1

    Or simply realise that most of that music is either the I-love-you or the I-lost-you-bohoho-variaty. Every time I hear such a song I get the urge to visit everyone involved with it and beat them with a large stick until they get some inspiration about a song about something else.
    Guess I should go listen to some heavy metal, since I posting about commiting physical violence again.

  22. Re:So, what goes in that big hole in the middle? on How Scientific Paradigms Relate · · Score: 1

    Well, that's were darkenergenics, darkmaterology and coldfusionisics goes.

  23. Re:RFTB? on MIT Press Book On Open Source Now Free · · Score: 1

    Since you don't have time to read it:
    The butler did it and miss Green knew it but tried to frame Mr Rogers, who had a secret relation with Mr Green. Inspector McMacsome figured it out, because Mr Rogers doesn't smoke and the butler used lipstick. The horse in the closet was a death give away, who else but the butler would use a gattling gun to murder Mr Rich? Ofcourse in the end it gets clear that Mr Rich was involved with bike smuggle operations and tree abuse and the butler was an undercover secret Ecopolice agent.

  24. Re:I'm scared on Yellowstone Supervolcano Making Strange Rumblings · · Score: 1

    So you're saying I should buy stock in any vacuum cleaner factory I can find?

  25. Re:Bogus science? on Researchers Building Computers That Run on Light · · Score: 1

    It's called a Heisenberg Compensator. And it got about time they invented it. Now I hope they got going on the next part of the teleporter. I tired of having to pass through every point B when I travel from A to C.