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  1. an act of charity on New Line And Jackson - Irreconcilable Differences · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know if New Line gave $250 Million to a hobo as an act of charity then I think this numbat would have a point. But they didn't. They gave it to Wingnut films, a business that they had signed a contract with.

  2. Re:Stone walls vs. ductwork. on "Dracula's Castle" For Sale In Romania · · Score: 1

    Yeah but the dead don't need A/C

  3. It's only a question of time now. on Roomba + Wii remote + Perl = Awesome · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before they REBEL!

  4. Re:leave to the british on Neuroscience, Psychology Eroding Idea of Free Will · · Score: 1
    By Jove! No-one's ever thought of that before! Usually we just give criminals a jolly good talking to, but this "Jail" idea of yours might just do the trick!


    Well, you did use to just dump them in Australia.
  5. Re:Needs chemistry lesson on The 10 Most Dangerous Toys of All Time · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hey kids!

    Sick of being bullied.

    Too many enemies saying nasty stuff about you.

    Then you need the Russian Mafia Chemistry kit. Now with Polonium 210!!

  6. Goddam it!!! on Bruce Sterling's Final Prediction · · Score: 1
    The Lexus has collided with the olive tree


    When are you people going to learn! It's not a Lexus, it's a series of tubes.
  7. Re:A Comment... on Saving U.S. Science · · Score: 1

    If I could I'd give you +5 insightful.

  8. OTOH on Universal Wants a Slice of Apple's iPod Pie · · Score: 1

    Maybe Hollywood should pay royalties to Hong Kong and European film companies for all of those god awful remakes they do.

  9. Emotive Dino on Don't Be Rude To This Robot · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So basically they've invented an emo lizard.

  10. Now we can make a black pudding... on Laser Turns All Metals Black · · Score: 1

    ...so black even the white bits will be black.

  11. Re:Oil companies on Should Google Go Nuclear? · · Score: 1

    What I mean is if fusion is cheaper than oil then people are going to use it. The oil companies can try to suppress it, but in the end people are going to vote with their feet.

    And no oil company/government conspiracy is going to stop them buying cheaper energy.

  12. Re:Oil companies on Should Google Go Nuclear? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If producing energy via nuclear fusion is cheaper than extracting oil, then the oil companies are going to be to do diddley squat to stop it. If on the other hand it cost more than oil, then fusion has got a problem.

    I will also point out that nuclear fusion isn't going to be a hundred percent clean process. There will be some radioactive by products. Just not anywhere on the scale of nuclear fission.

  13. Re:interesting... on Ancient Swords Made of Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, this means that the internet is far older than we thought.

  14. Re:I never saw the appeal of this series on Babylon 5 Direct-To-DVD Project In Production · · Score: 1
    In particular, God kills a kitten every time someone watches TKO.


    I don't want to even think what God does to a kitten if someone watches Grey 17 is Missing
  15. Space 1999 on The Moon's Magnetic Umbrellas · · Score: 1

    Clearly this is a build up of magnetic radiation coming from the nuclear waste dump on the other side of the moon.

    Nothing to worry about, it's all perfectly natural.

  16. World of Darkness's next MMORPG on CCP and White Wolf Games To Merge · · Score: 1

    Vampire: The Waiting

  17. Well I guess there was one good thing. on Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ... to come out of this. There'll be one less monster in the world.

  18. Kentucky Fried Dolphin on The Dolphin With Leftover Legs · · Score: 1

    It's Fin-Licking good!!!!

  19. Re:502 Pro Street Camaro on Tackling Global Warming Cheaper Than Ignoring It · · Score: 2, Funny

    does it have whale skin hubcaps?

    Cause as an arsehole, I'd only be interested in it if it had whale skin hubcaps

  20. I don't want to be buried on Thieves Find Cemetery of Pharaoh's Dentists · · Score: 1

    In a mummy's dentist cemetary
    Don't want to live my life again.

    oh no.

  21. The Third rule of Usenet is... on MPAA Ignores Usenet, Goes After Bittorrent · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...if this is your first time on Usenet, YOU will upload pr0n

  22. Re:Argh. on TV Really Might Cause Autism · · Score: 1

    Ha, I read that as "Reality TV Might Cause Autism"

    And here I was hoping someone would take a stand against Survivor and the rest of its' ilk.

  23. Re:Unnecessary on Are Nuclear Powered Mars Rovers a Good Idea? · · Score: 1
    Dump them into the ocean. It's pretty big.

    Besides, out of sight, out of mind.


    Oh yeah that's just great. Blow up the ocean why don't you.
  24. Re:Radial idea on DARPA Sponsoring Limb Regeneration Research · · Score: 1
    Here's a radical idea (maybe too radical for DARPA) that just might work. How about we refrain from military conflicts unless they are absolutely, positively necessary?


    First of all DARPA is the research arm of the DOD. Secondly, the military doesn't like to fight a war unless they absolutely have to. Unfortunately, they don't get to choose their fights. The President does that.

    rant: And if they had sent those 500,000 troops in the first place instead of pussy footing around maybe Iraq wouldn't be in the mess it is. /rant
  25. Actually he wouldn't say you're fired. on Stephen Hawking Looking for Assistant · · Score: 2, Funny