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  1. Re:"+5, Group Hug" on Slashdot Design Changes for Wider Appeal · · Score: 0

    For some stupid reason when I saw that title I immeadiately thought of a new D&D weapon

  2. ARRHHH We be bioPirates!!!! on Google Accused of Bio-piracy · · Score: 0

    Now hand over ye germplasm or we keel haul ye!!

  3. Re:Electricity on Electrical Noise Causing Physiological Stress? · · Score: 0

    Jockstrap! try a tinfoil butt plug. I can't go within 20 feet of a microwave, and every time I drive past a radio, I've got Rush Limburgh coming out of my arse

  4. Ultimately he's not going to sue them.... on Ballmer Won't Dismiss Idea of Suits Against Linux · · Score: 0

    ...He's going to Fucking Kill them.

    Which is like a normal death, only more humiliating and painful.

  5. Re:Hmm... on The New Force at Lucasfilm · · Score: 1, Funny
    Isn't he in the business of shattering childhood memories??


    Yeah, but now he can capture that moment when we're about to burst into tears in the privacy of his own home.
  6. Re:bad trend on Automating Future Aircraft Carriers · · Score: 0

    True personel cost become less of a factor in wars with robots. But I think governments will become even more concerned about civilian casulties thanks to satelite video phones and the internet.

    Think about it. 50 years ago no one gave a flying monkey about the number of German/North Korean civilians who were getting killed by airforce bombers. Now governments are focusing on more precise weaponary in order to avoid killing civilians.

    That being said there are always going to be cock ups, and innocent civilians are going to get killed.

  7. I sense a great disturbance in the force... on New Star Wars TV Series Confirmed · · Score: 0

    ... as if a billion fanboys cried out in horror.

  8. All I need... on What Would Be Your Ideal Futuristic Home? · · Score: 0

    ... is a pornographic holodeck. I'd never have to leave the house again.

  9. Re:MMO + zombie = cognitive dissonance? on Zombie MMORPG in the Works · · Score: 0

    I've always had a problem with Zombie movies. They always present them as hordes of unstoppable killing machines. Let's face it though, Zombies are slow, mindless creatures who are stopped by an injury to the head.

    No need for silver bullets, no need for garlic, a holy symbol or sticky rice. No need for any exotic materials what so ever.

    It shouldn't be hard for a group of people with automatic weapons or explosives to wipe out a whole mess of zombies. Hell if I was a soldier I'd place a whole bunch of claymore mines about head height down a long narrow corridor. I'd then lure a bunch of them down it and when the corridor is full just denotate the mines.

    Burn the corpses and rinse and repeat.

  10. Re:Is it possible to "win"? on Zombie MMORPG in the Works · · Score: 0

    come on men. We've wiped out the dodo. We've annihilated the great Auk. Now it's time we wiped out the zombie.

  11. Great! Now we'll know.... on Recording Earthquakes on the Sea Floor · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... what those pesky "giant lizards are up to.

  12. Re:So we only get along in confrontation? on Evolving Humans on the Menu · · Score: 0

    mmmmm interdimensional squid.... Arrgguurhhh!

  13. I think we need a game.... on Graffiti Game Banned in Australia · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... where you play a concerned citizen or parent and campaign to get video games banned.

  14. Screw Hybrids!! on Has World Oil Production Passed Its Peak? · · Score: 0

    You're gunna need one of these babies to survive in the world of tomorrow.

  15. Re:Tis true! Video games teach real life lessons on Real Warriors Trained In Virtual Worlds · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and Tetris taught me how to pack a fridge. Not that I've ever packed a fridge mind you. But if I had to, I could thanks to Tetris.

  16. Sixth sense? on Shark 6th Sense Related to Human Evolution? · · Score: 0

    I see shark people

  17. Did anyone else.... on Tennis Pro Swaps Racket for Railgun · · Score: 0

    ... think of Mech tennis when they read that headline. Damn that would be cool.

  18. Ob Little Britain quote on No Same Sex Marriage In World of Warcraft? · · Score: 0

    ... Because as you all know, I am the only gay in WoW.

  19. Re:Richard Dean Anderson on Stargate MMO Announced · · Score: 0

    And if that game name doesn't work they could always call it Unabomber.

  20. Sorry no on Court Rules Burning Porn = Making Porn · · Score: 1, Funny

    You still owe RIAA money. It's just that now you have to pay them back for marketing, distribution and the video for the song you just downloaded.

    I estimate you owe them $40,000

  21. Darko quote on Microsoft's Sparkle a Flash Killer? · · Score: 0

    I find your lack of faith in sparkle disturbing.

  22. h2g2 on Wealthy 'Cryonauts' Put Assets on Ice · · Score: 0

    Mr Pizer will be dead for the next 100 years for taxation purposes.

    My tired little brain aches for the cold sleep of a cyronics chamber.

  23. I for one welcome our.... on College Students Lack Literacy · · Score: 0

    I for one, welcome our new illiterate presidential overlords.

    Hang on! Haven't you American had one for the last five years.

  24. Oh great! on Robot Lawyers Solve Problems · · Score: 0

    It's only a matter of time before they become self aware, get religion and try to litigate us into extinction.

  25. American Dad quote on More Cookie Investigations · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    " This is a job for the Cookie Monster!"

    That's it! Kill him, kill him now. He doesn't actually eat the cookies. He just pretends to!