Wooohoo! Here come the MS child propraganda toys! Leave those kids alone with those talking teddy bears! Don't worry.. they are as realiable as Ms software as always been. You won't come home to a couple of dismembered babies*. It will teach your kids on the subjects of vendor lockout, and the threat that open source poses to all of us.
Also from the board game division they'll be releasing hungry hungry penguins... those damn penguins are always after a piece of MS's pie. Remember kids, never trust a penguin especially if it has a redhat. Then there is OS Monopoly. Where you go directly to bsod.. 'do not click file, do not save your work first!'
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DO I RTFA or LTFA?
Great. Using AOL kid speak on to get around AOL... any other gr8 ideas?
What's 5% of nothing? What a cheesy idea.
Wooohoo! Here come the MS child propraganda toys! Leave those kids alone with those talking teddy bears! Don't worry.. they are as realiable as Ms software as always been. You won't come home to a couple of dismembered babies*. It will teach your kids on the subjects of vendor lockout, and the threat that open source poses to all of us.
Also from the board game division they'll be releasing hungry hungry penguins... those damn penguins are always after a piece of MS's pie. Remember kids, never trust a penguin especially if it has a redhat. Then there is OS Monopoly. Where you go directly to bsod.. 'do not click file, do not save your work first!'
Why not keep a room full of Arcade machines... finally something to do with all that late fee pocket change!
Okay Johnny, you're three weeks late brining this in.. that's 21 rounds of dig-dug!
Guess what's back?
Back again...
This article's back
Tell a friend...
I smell hit...
The article was the usual FUD, why dignify it with a response? That only fuels further articles.
"Sir, we have about 100 out of work crewmen just now arriving on board, they say they are refugees from something called 'Enterprise.'"
It was a longhorn beta test. There was a big bang, and everything went dark.
Elf: IT'S DELIVERY!
Dwarf: IT'S DELISSIO!
Keith Richards ran off with it! He's used up everything thing else to the very last drop, so he's trading up.
he staunchly defended Microsoft's record on security
Get off the pipe.
Actually, it will 360 degrees your disc will spin before the drive gives out.
Or make waffles with your laptop. MMMMM QWERTY flavour!
FLAMEBAIT? Damn... the dual core p4 already caught fire!
Only if you hold the charts upside down.
What are they going to call it? The Pentium 8? Which independant tests will confirm is slower than a broken 286.
Pain. .
Whispering voices.
Pain.
Pain. Pain. Pain.
Need pee--new pain--what are they sticking in me? . .
Sleep.
Pain.
Whispering voices.
Woah.. slow down... is this a preview of the story, or a first hand account of reading the front page of Slashdot?
As opposed to just plain bad operability?
And 'IPityDaFool' for C64 users.
It will introduce rebuffering to Linux.
WinMax++0x
All this week. The faster loading and texture filtering in the PS1 driver options don't hurt either. ;)
Their old power didn't seem to reliale either, what's the difference? :)
Geez, what to do with all that hard drive space. I know! pr0n! eh Commander Taco?